MBMBaM 453: The Grotto of Gains

[@JackTheVulture]

I would like to trade my human ability to feel guilt in exchange for the bug superpower of not being able to feel guilt

[@sylvieong]

Wait that's cheating

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

God I love the image of the raviolli factory erupting into a bacchinalian orgy of pasta consumption, a floor manager bursting into the overseer's office, "It's happening!! It's happening!!!" Line works are dancing together, hanging their open mouths under the feeder belts, doves flying through, the sun finally comes out from behind the clouds and twinkles through the orange-tinted factory glass, and the curse is lifted from Steve the janitor who turns into a beautiful maiden riding a white horse, ladeling out ravioli as she's flocked by butterfly-shaped pasta.

[@roxaplasm]

A Caligulan miasma of pasta and genital delights

[@leegauntlett2144]

@@roxaplasm what do you want? Cos it’s everywhere.

[@Sara-xf7ls]

This is such pretty imagery

[@krz702]

immediately trading empathy is something i keep randomly remembering and laughing.

[@MakoClover]

As someone who lived in a house in Florida that was on a golf course as a kid, the fear of being killed by a golf ball flying at you and putting holes in the house is so real The golfers would be out golfing during hurricanes even! They wouldn't even apologize when they'd almost hit me and my sister playing in the backyard, they'd just ask for their golf balls back. They also broke a few windows and didn't have to pay to fix them so my parents had to pay tons to get 'golf proof' windows. The moral of the story is, golfers are evil and not human, don't get into golf, Griffin, you'll lose your soul.

[@vanessareynolds5428]

As if he had one to begin with

[@Thechosenchicken]

Golf also requires a stupid amount of land for what the game actually is.

[@davidedelli7812]

Yeah rich people being rich people this checks out

[@commandrogyne]

We need to criminalize golf NOW

[@Sage_the_Turt]

@@Thechosenchicken yep more rich white people decimating stolen land.

[@cagedcricket]

But griffin, what about your eight-foot vertical leap

[@lemonice8676]

Hes like a reverse All might everyone knows him as a small man but he has hidden his true power

[@WungoBungo]

👀

[@elihere]

Travis is expressing some very powerful and challenging ideas in this episode 😂😂

[@katl.7586]

griffin's pronunciation of fettuccine murdered me in my bed

[@AceAttorny]

Hmmm... For insect chitin I'd give up... Uh, how about all memories of the man who destroyed my home town?

[@faroshscale]

OMG

[@vlad5042]

throw in ten years of your life and you've got yourself a deal

[@odessawild7798]

@@vlad5042 don't forget some of his blood on his shield

[@colorfulpancakes931]

YOU

[@EpicBeard815]

My Brother, My Brother, and The Guyver

[@twistysunshine]

I love this roasting of King Triton

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

Oh my god, I thought they were talking about that king from Spongebob until they mentioned Ariel

[@britishcig5462]

Desk candy is NOT just for guests. Employees are 100% allowed to eat that shit

[@madisonstoner7405]

Randy for Ravioli is a strange person. Anyone I've ever known who worked in a factory could never eat whatever they produced there again.

[@Blattella]

Eight foot vertical leap

[@amandafrazier9724]

I love Charlie stories.

[@NunDePlume]

55:35 The Birth of the Beast

[@whyyesiamamazing]

Please add those cards to your merch shop lmao

[@LaNoLaCola]

Healthy gains on the beautiful April 1st

[@PhoenixIsOnline]

3:46 nice Gettin Jiggy Wit It reference, Griffin

[@neontiki]

I donated yesterday!!!! Got that munch squad pin!

[@TotalElipse]

April the 1st be with you everyone.

[@JadeMonkey]

48:53 lol holly crap thats funny

[@sapphic_sophie]

12:25 cracked me up

[@hpalpha7323]

ngl a man-sized bug would be pretty hot

[@jamescurran9779]

Op,,, do you take constructive critisism?

[@starlingmurmuration]

@@jamescurran9779 do they need it, though?

[@jamescurran9779]

@@starlingmurmuration i- honestly. No, continue on op

[@bravetherainbow]

They Left Him Alone is just a fucking good title for it

[@DaveTh3Ninja]

"Good. WETTER." -Griffin McElroy

[@faroshscale]

55:49 was that...was that an M Night Shyamalan reference

[@evanshepard1366]

Oh man that was a almost preloaded Gyver reference

[@takeymctaker1694]

The name "Jared" has had a rough few years. 53:36

[@polly5502]

got my jorts on

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

If you haven’t already, I highly recommend that you all listen to sawbones!

[@emilylandreth3098]

“when was the last time you jumped?” me: *jumps*

[@hat605]

Rich jocks golf wherever they want and that’s just something everyone has to come to terms with in life.

[@Sage_the_Turt]

no, we have to fight against it. not accept it.

[@heyodaddio4961]

I always say to my friends ‘love ya lots’’ the same way you would say ‘goodbye’. This might just be because I’m a hippie and Canadian so I just exude love.

[@PanEtRosa]

It's "Ah-BRAH-vah-nelle" Hall, brothers. :b

[@Radi_vvanker]

49:00 Raviodlis

[@ObeyCamp]

Justin... EVERY FromSoftware game has a jump ability lol. All of them. Demon's Souls, Dark Souls (the original,) Dark Souls Remastered, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3, Demon's Souls Remake, and Elden Ring-they allll have a jump function.

[@NunDePlume]

Seinfeld 4:29 41:17

[@Rorisgay]

well, my names rory and it was real tough listenin to that beginnin euhiwdsjfuehfhei

[@wizardorbofpower]

under da see! under da sea!

[@EvilMatthias]

oh shit I thought they were talking about spongebob triton

[@jorgerubio9106]

Hey everyone, over the recent weeks my friends and I have been heavily inspired by the brothers to create a podcast, check us out you might just enjoy it.

[@whitneyhodges3532]

Le...poi...SON

[@tobydubu]

I for one would appreciate some more Michael Richards.

[@RealASkeleton]

First April First

[@sylvieong]

Bond James Bond

[@vicentelopez5989]

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