MBMBaM 457: Wake Up and Smell The Future, It’s Time For Beanjuice

Wake Up and Smell The Future, It’s Time For Beanjuice™! Grind up the day! Here is Beanjuice™. It is an exciting opportunity: A contest, maybe! But one thing’s for sure: High-end luxury, and youth, and it’s not the stuff that’s left over in a can of beans, so please stop telling people that.
Suggested talking points: Beanjuice™, Amateur Panera Bread Server, Jerry Seinfeld: Latency-free Gamer, Off to See the Lizard, Rob Lowe’s Murderglobes, Accidental Butt Smack
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[@leomonteiroart]

I relate so much to these 3 brothers having a collective panic attack about their mugs for eight minutes...

[@michaelbryant4457]

L. Monteiro ol look lllllłk

[@shawncombest1861]

@@michaelbryant4457 tt5w

[@MackenzieChandlerDunnavant]

That Panera bit sent shockwaves through my body I haven't experienced since Justin's Joe's Crab Shack story.

[@laurenyork6095]

How has he not Learned not to go out into public to eat???

[@Dabednego]

Gee Bill, how come your podcast lets you have TWO Griffins?

[@ericfaust9779]

i genuinely did not realize that beanjuice mugs was an actual product they were selling until they mentioned it again in another episode

[@ACDBunnie]

Yeah I thought it was a bit lol

[@notnormalyet]

This is the first episode I ever listened to. I was hooked immediately.

[@starlingmurmuration]

griffin's giggle around 3:26 is so important

[@KSignalEingang]

"So fuckin' T.O.'ed" is a gag that deserves more appreciation.

[@mitkitty]

Every time they said Griffin and Downtown responded my brain was like "??? PANIC !!!"

[@CarnSarnit]

Downtown Griffy Newms was a funny dude. Shades shouldn't have been so quick to absorb him.

[@brycebedah9609]

Its Newmz with a Z, foo.

[@voopytimes]

Finals are approaching and I'm swamped with homework--- this is exactly the kind of good goof podcast I need to take a break from stressing. Thanks McElroy bros! :) 💚

[@TheMildOne]

Ah darling I understand your stress, my GCSEs begin in a week (I suppose that would be Finals in America). I send my condolences and best wishes that it all goes well!!

[@m3grim]

Downtown Griffy Newmz has been a lovely addition to these brothers three

[@spamreciever4208]

"Mr. Margaritaville takes a ball-peen hammer to what you call a life" is something that rattles around in my bone dome every day

[@potato7461]

lol, I worked at panera and the managers actually tell you to act like Dave, and everyone is like naw

[@CaterinaCupcakez]

got a little worried there that the mcelboys were gonna do that random thing that the other west virgina based brothers with a large multimedia based following (scb) and do a coffee company just couldntve handled that but beanjuice mugs are genius, youve done it again boys. great job.

[@katl.7586]

i trust this business proposal only because it comes from Bean Boy himself

[@TotalElipse]

Griffin continues to complain about the vore thing whilst totally adding fire to the vore thing.

[@Aman123ace]

Soon he will become what he despises

[@calebduarte5255]

@Aidan Rigg Well, they say you are what you eat...

[@AceAttorny]

Adding fuel to the vire.

[@otterpop729]

The beginning bit is deffo my new fave mbmbam moment holy shit

[@mvwinf]

youtube has this before spotify so I guess I’m here now ✌️

[@neontiki]

Madi this is also better because if you lose your spot on here or if your phone dies KZbin will save where you last were instead of Spotify

[@lillieampurra]

downtown griffin newmz knows what he's doing, providing us sweet tips behind daddy bezos' back

[@samuelmather2469]

This is my favorite mbmbam episode everybody thanks

[@Xylofoam]

this was such a good episode

[@erikbrenzen3271]

I swear, taking mondays off work was one of the greatest things I could have done. Bless you sweet boys once again.

[@starlingmurmuration]

Hell Yeah I Love Mondays

[@noahatlas5240]

Holy fuck. This has been one of the best episodes in WEEKS

[@strawberrysodas3433]

I'm shaking who is this man they brought

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

He is the small friend of a large blue man. Justice is involved.

[@strawberrysodas3433]

@@thomaspalazzolo5902 s Sonic?

[@nini9946]

its so chilling to me how much the 3 griffins talk alike

[@syd7568]

AH! Another Griffin appears!!

[@scottgardner2950]

I'm very disappointed in Jimmy Buffet for not calling his line of weed "Marijuanaville"

[@havelthebonk2462]

Adam Sandler would fuck him up

[@rickjohnson1719]

The brothers are even funny when shamelessly shilling their merch. Thats hard to accomplish

[@wannabecatboi]

omfg, i'm gonna watch the tick just bc he gave us permission to bail after the free trial

[@spilledink849]

Downtown Griffy Newmz was such a clean fit for mbmbam

[@roberson644]

Ive been calling coffee burnt bean juice for ages lol. Im glad someone capitalized on it.

[@cleealice5853]

This is the only reason I get up on Mondays

[@superdimentiobrolyX]

So you are the anti-garfield?

[@cleealice5853]

@@superdimentiobrolyX I love all Garfields

[@SwitchFeathers]

I ordered a bean juice mug before I heard this episode and I'm so glad I ordered one

[@apinkgoat]

be e n j o o s s

[@lovestrucktheidiot]

Real talk? I would buy a Beanjuice mug

[@stevencooper1103]

They're on they're site for $15, lol. Already ordered mine, lol.

[@puresolus]

b e a n j u i c e

[@mac-jf5dd]

for real, I saw a couple episodes of "who dun'it" when I was about 8, and i definitely thought that those people got fucking murked. guess I missed the end credits

[@emilie5501]

haha heck yes... this podcast is ........ EPIC!

[@spitegoblin1574]

this episode specifically is such a fucking nightmare

[@jennycranston7687]

What is the music when they're pitching bean juice? It's familiar but I can't place it.

[@kanyewestisagayfish1]

Fairly certain I've heard it in the Fate games

[@shockofthenew]

don't know what it's called, but it's a piece of stock music which has been around since at least the early 2000s. I've heard it in so many tv shows and adverts... I think it used to be used as 'hold music' for some phone lines as well.

[@SeaTimeless]

39:10 The echo gave away that something was going on in this section

[@CrystalFlames]

um I definitely am the person always with napkins. you always try to take at least one or two with you when you go eat.

[@AfoteyAnnum]

Such good bois lmao

[@neontiki]

Anyone else having trouble with the beanjuice link?

[@lebeequeen8053]

copy and paste it into the bar and remove the that worked for me

[@ethanomcbride]

See bean-juice-justin is what Ive been like all week during finals

[@cassandracole4589]

"Alchemized"

[@keaton5101]

getting really bold putting the episode title as something right at the beginning

[@LaZodiac]

Who is the mystery fourth brother that showed up in this?

[@heythereadventurer9190]

His name is Griffin Newman and he's great.

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

griffin vored griffin ]-: sad

[@williamrains3633]

26.40 had me jn tears

[@moth.monster]

I love the mackle roys

[@ZeromasterVT]

can Griffen and Griffen do a podcast called "Gridden & Griffen" or "Griffen 2 Griffen"?

[@mason-.]

Nice

[@narrativematters4100]

wow, this episode was... a lot

[@Phuqr]

Bean juice mug sure looks a lot like pron hub logo

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

Whodunit reminds me "Murder in a Small Town X" or something similar where they killed off contestants while they tried to solve a mystery... also Estate of Panic was a thing. God I miss that show.

[@RWJfan3000000]

What is the music used for the BeanJuice promo?

[@Mustin]

Yes, need this music please!

[@LaNoLaCola]

What happens when you say Beanjuice three times?

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

little stinkers chime off thanks for the shoutout griffin 2

[@magicman9218]

As a former worker of panera, you dont get the tips that customers leave, they go right into the cash register

[@lionguardant5468]

that sounds illegal

[@Snaog]

Is it just me or was the money zone super early on this one

[@awkwardzoltar3529]

26:45 - 32:08 of course XD

[@Ratapley1s]

Im a little late but MBMBean.com

[@mr.shelton8391]

Pretty sure that was a homeless guy that wandered into Panera

[@moth.monster]

*bean* juice.

[@Aman123ace]

I loved Whodunit

[@June-tv1zr]

Excuse me sirs what is this title

[@bangtansonyeondan6268]

skrra

[@nickreynolds9745]

i am for sure buying a jimmy buffet dab pen omfg

[@Maplestarknight]

Ellen's game of games fucking KILLS ME WITH THE DROP TO HELL. LIKE WHAT, *HAPPENS?* THEY SEEM TO DROP QUITE A BIT STILL SO LIKE. DO THEY LAND IN PILLOWS??? A SLIDE??? MOLTEN ROCK?????????

[@Robert-qs4th]

anyone else deeply confused by this episode? funny, but what is happening?

[@itsthatonechickagaincallth5998]

I'm a cool 👶😊

[@leahl5007]

If a man slapped his butt cheek at me I feel like I would be slightly disgusted and/or find it funny. If a woman slapped her butt cheek at me I feel like I would be slightly flattered like she’s trying to hit on me in some unknown lesbian code and/or interpret the smack as like an alpha female challenging another alpha female in the wild.

[@Maravillante]

Loved the skit from the beginning, but I have to be honest the mugs are a little disappointing :/

[@Carmenifold]

know what? i'm gonna press like before the podcast starts. better not do any poor jokes or bits