MBMBaM 466: Food Train

All Aboard*! The Food Train’s pulling into the station, and its sixty robot chefs are prepared to meet your every culinary desire! (* - Do not board the Food Train under any circumstances. Your body will be annihilated.)

Suggested talking points: Songland, Stealing a Big Lamp, The Scullery, Vacation Clothes, Reba Mayo, Intangible Cutsies

[@lisaparamonova3664]

I'm sad that at 5:44 travis' "no one else is coming for us" joke went unappreciated

[@ProgressiveBoink]

Griffin's unique cadence when saying "folks can see your beebo, my hairy beebo" is legendary

[@emmakeyes1097]

I can’t believe this god damn food train story lasted 8 minutes

[@laurynstone1818]

the jonas brothers would be a good group costume for the mcelroys

[@christophertarsitano269]

As long as Clint is bonus Jonas

[@twistysunshine]

The evolution of food train was so beyond what I expected

[@robertadamsx2]

I found a sixth leaf clover about 2 months ago. I kept finding four leafs and five leaf clovers after that. I got some laminated, including the sixth leaf. Brought it during exams, and aced them.

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

Damn it guys, we were trying to get busy to MBMBaM and then you had to intrude into our reality like that! Edit: No worries, we were able to get the mood back with "cram the lamp into that puppet." Thanks MBMBaM!

[@Elykmai]

Griffin "what rhymes with juices on my fat hog?" McElroy

[@AtoZAnimationsandStories]

Justins for my chubby pig has the same meaning, but I'm blanking for a rhyme for juice and therefore am stuck

[@koda5173]

@@AtoZAnimationsandStoriesfive years late but caboose

[@JakAttack12345]

Honestly, Food Train doesn't sound that far off to how the country is running as-is currently. I, for one, welcome our new Sexy Robot Mark Ruffalo Overlords.

[@Nadodan]

5:40 That is some seriously wonderful wordplay by travis there

[@emma123soup]

"I look at houses sometimes, to...kill the time....until I die" well mood

[@jontgreen]

Being named Tyler, one day away from vacation, hating to wear work attire, this conversation made my "Tyler Show" theory go into full conspiracy mode.

[@Tacheonblack]

You've been in a coma for 11 years... it's time to wake up.

[@coffin7904]

Pls explain your username

[@jakekaiser2169]

Travis: "Get one hundred dollars off select Mastresses" .... "By visiting Casper.com/..." Griffin: "WROOONG!!" These boys are great.

[@kls0110]

ALSO I saw the KFC Cheetos sandwich earlier today and even commented on the ad itself begging you guys to cover it and wow here we are, miracles really do happen

[@bravetherainbow]

Munch Squad coming in right after a joke about undigested shit corn. So perfect

[@superneko99]

"Hey, it's like Postmates. You work for me now."

[@TheRokr1292]

has Justin not seen that BowlandBranch.com redirects to BollandBranch.com?

[@Tacheonblack]

Interestingly enough, BullandBranch redirects properly, also. They did their research.

[@kropotkinnie]

holy shit greatsoftstuff actually takes you to that poorly named website now

[@jayhope2383]

God I jam out to the opening song everytime

[@reverieprince]

SAME

[@georgeparkins777]

RIP to that

[@grizzlegrowlsem]

Ooooh shit! Make sure to bend your McElbows, grab your McRibs and listen to the Mcelroy McelBoys.

[@dianawendelin4785]

I hope there are some good griffin scream laughs in this one

[@Dabednego]

Griffin and Justin saying "I DON'T UNDERSTAND" at the exact same time was perfect.

[@august1871]

Food train is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[@katl.7586]

Mondays are always sweeter with that good good McElboys content

[@caman225]

Hearing someone refer to Solaris as a George Clooney movie by default hurts a little

[@EELClove98]

im quarantined right now, i had to cancel all my trips, i cant work, and i dont know how im gonna finish school, but mbmbam is the first thing that made me genuinely laugh out loud in the last two weeks

[@HybridSiren24]

@ the first question asker: just go to a joann's when theres a 50% off ottlite lights. u-u

[@thydra76]

All aboard the Food Train @ 50:50

[@J3Puffin]

I love Food Train so much, holy crap.

[@mitkitty]

The food truck question bugs me bc i was at gencon last year and theres like forty foodtrucks. Yeah the lines can get kinda long but if youre in a hurry you SETTLE for the shorter ones, or pack snacks and then get a full meal later. You can't just pull these food crimes!!!

[@k.a.u.4599]

Ok so in russian tradition if you find a 5 leaf lilac flower you eat it for good luck so that's where that person's assumption/confusion comes from.

[@stevencooper1103]

Im totally on Justin's side of the sandwich abomination, but Griffin calling it the Agro Crag is way too accurate, lol.

[@crystalanthemuse]

God I do want that lamp model first question asker's talking about though.. I already have like 4 lamps but whatever

[@Henry-hx9kk]

Use a large box for all your stuff as you leave, with the lamp burried in the bottom

[@Carmenifold]

POPCORN ROOM IS A MICROWAVE i said it before they did if they do say it

[@Carmenifold]

they didn't say it this joke is TM me. boys have me on yer podcast and i might let ya have this one

[@alexloldog]

food train is so good oh my god

[@TrashMaggie]

How can I get in contact with the brothers? My friend has a very specific fetish and I need their help because I don’t know how to handle her talking about it all the time? It’s also just real weird. How can I get advice from these people?

[@kayEnt3rtainm3nt]

I'm... I'm very curous. I've dated a bunch of really remarkably kinky people and I have become almost a connisour of kink. What is it? Freeuse? Cake farts? Drumsticking? Taking sleeping pills while meowing like a cat? What's the story wishbone?

[@rokronroff]

The people need to know

[@secondbreakfastpip540]

It's odd that Americans don't used the word conservatory, that's what we use in the UK. Never considered what others call it

[@Trick.Sparrow]

Literally what do you call it if not a conservatory

[@violentabyss]

We would probably call it a greenhouse or maaaybe patio depending on what it looks like

[@Trick.Sparrow]

@@violentabyss huh, really? Over here a patio is outdoors and a greenhouse is for growing plants

[@beatall3]

It's more that we don't have them.

[@SynonamessBotchKevin]

Lots of Zoos in America are also considered Conservatories and we also have wildlife preserves.

[@possiblewitch]

Okay yeah. Blessed Monday 🙏

[@cjboyo]

If someone claimed to have a conservatory I would IMMEDIATELY assume that was a polite euphemism for sex dungeon.

[@epoillaKory]

Urban Dictionary definition of "popcorn room": A room equipped with one or more air exchangers that are capable of replacing the free air in a room at a rapid rate. Under the guise of being used to quickly disperse the scent of popcorn, the room may also be used to facilitate the covert use of marijuana. The term was coined by the Swearnet crew in Episode 22 "Planning With Leigh" on the "Real Fucking Reality" Internet TV show.

[@becca423]

Fuck yeah the belly button book 😂

[@MTDedits]

We. Are. Fucking. Hanging. On. By. A. Thread. We are hanging on by a thread, and waiting in line for food is like ground level society. Do not start dismantling what little fabric we have left as a people, wait in line for your FUCKING churro and then get it like everybody else, okay? We’re hanging on by a fucking thread and we’re all just gonna wait in line and enjoy our burritos, alright?

[@oliviafrancis1926]

I think u just gotta bring a different worse lamp that u don’t need or like, and no one will notice maybe

[@DadBodJdawg]

The KFC cheetos sandwich is... eh? its okay, just like, as not necessary as it is to put cheetos on a regular sandwich. wouldve been better without the mayo, but i guess it wouldve seemed dry without it. edit: the one i got wasnt soggy, but im sure some places wouldve ended up making it shitty

[@vraisairs9201]

Heroes season 3 was a trash fire

[@JurassicSophisma]

Who's gonna tell Justin that boll is part of the cotton plant?

[@elijahmcdowell9690]

Nice icon.

[@JurassicSophisma]

@@elijahmcdowell9690 you too :3

[@superneko99]

I still hate how it sounds for some reason

[@DeeCross]

And is anyone going to tell them that we still call them conservatories?

[@RoboBoddicker]

fuck it, i'll tell him

[@elijahmcdowell9690]

I always forget that they upload on Monday and it is always a tiny little surprise when I see it in my recommended.

[@kirkjohnson8719]

Elijah McDowell are you not subscribed

[@elijahmcdowell9690]

@@kirkjohnson8719 Of course I am. I just never go into my subscriptions. I normally just watch stuff through my recommended page.

[@kropotkinnie]

i can't believe another person experiences exactly what i do on this channel i swear i always forget these come out mondays till the very moment one pops up in front of my eyes and i get all happy about it

[@TheInkyfingers]

Found an 8 leaf clover as a kid, ate it. Now just lucky finding more 4 leaf clovers

[@bridgetkv]

5:15 Haha, funny story about that there, Travis. This may or may not have happened - to a friend, of course.

[@XanBcoo]

For anyone wondering, it was originally known as the "withdrawing room" and was shortened.

[@ChrisBradel]

Travis was on fire this episode!

[@ebby9060]

whenever i come back to this episode i always have flashbacks to all the times my bf and i have had bed rocking bang seshes with mbmbam on in the background. and i just wonder how many other people have had to pause mid-pork to laugh at a hilarious bit. how many.

[@experiment35]

The british conservatory is the result of the double glazing boom of the 80s, like it was literally just a way for them to sell you more PVC windows cos the whole room/extension is windows (some classic examples: a1tradewindows.co.uk/index.php/conservatories/ )

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

I didn't fully process the absurdity of what I was listening to until "you gotta resist the siren song of the robot food train!"

[@BlindErephon]

So.....um........I want that sandwich. The Colonels Mayo will get left off but........yeah i want that sandwich. I'm nasty like that.

[@Dabednego]

No cars, only food train.

[@daisyjohnson4837]

and they say white people cant rap

[@thedigitaldingo]

Griffin: We never see you on the weekend, Tyler. Show us the Saturday Tyler. Me, named Tyler: :0

[@knobbly]

Just call it Bolland Branch

[@jreyes9005]

Are the burgers on the Food Train made from insects?

[@kls0110]

Worst Conservatory omfg

[@impora8145]

Ads end at 32:15

[@KadenRenz]

That belly button book refrence made my week

[@syd7568]

woot woot