MBMBaM 462: The Pork Doctor

[@tylerd8289]

hairstylist here! we don't care whether you keep your eyes open for the cut itself, but it is super unnerving when someone keeps their eyes open during a wash

[@monehget]

What about their mouths?

[@milkcappy]

WAIT REALLY,,,,, oh my god noo ........ i thought you weren't supposed to keep your eyes closed....... oh my god i feel so bad

[@DavidZMediaisAwesome]

I always felt self conscious about closing my eyes lmao. Glad to know it’s expected

[@veteratorvulpes1116]

This is actually the test they use to find lizard people

[@Mchammer37]

As far as I’m concerned, no four words will ever be as evocative as “dry Olive Garden pasta.”

[@murpaderp8461]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeees, the second i heard it, i had to come down here for the PRESTIGE!!!!!!1!

[@strawberrysodas3433]

"You work at supercunts" - Griffin McElroy

[@TotalElipse]

If this is truly Munch Squad's twilight years, it's great that it peaked so late in the game.

[@Hey-Its-Dingo]

We'll know Munch Squad is over when Justin literally reunites Twisted Sister to play "I Wanna Rock" while Justin sings the Munch Squad theme song at a live show.

[@misterrkalebhimself]

This one and the Dairy Queen one from a few weeks ago are all-timers.

[@NunDePlume]

2:06 "I'm Griffin McElroy and I do hate my pubic hair." *-Griffin* 35:49 Back From Break

[@t.a.hargrove1212]

Keenan M Nunez please start a patron you hero

[@wilard95]

Boys, “funny” is just an old school term for comic strip. My grandma used to refer to that section of the paper as “the funnies”

[@wren1288]

just preordered the garfieldEATS app, so stoked to destroy a garficcino

[@sicksalt7765]

I'm here nine months later to mourn your death

[@Helagandshunter]

How is it? Does it suck? It probably sucks.

[@clearlynotaneldritchhorror8798]

it has been three years and still no news on if he survived getting Garfstroyed™

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

ok boys so we just gonna go on pretending i wasnt murdered by the last taz episode?? alright

[@brody2k]

NEW MBMBAM! It's four AM. Bloody hell.

[@cosmictiger3958]

Garfield was born in an Italian restaurant and his mother still lives there along with the rest of his family.

[@RedSoul001]

This Garfield munch squad was the best munch squad in the bit's history.

[@leomorris7573]

make dirt...warior cat

[@keaton5101]

good warrior cat name: sprite pepsi

[@calebduarte5255]

I can’t help but read this in the same manner as “Change da world...my final message”

[@ccRask]

I'm so glad that Griffin did his Garfield the Deals Warlock voice at one point during the Garfield segment

[@BewbsOP]

15:29 I love that callback

[@Carmenifold]

31:43 holy SHIT griffin you made me jump with that pronunciation

[@clarevalentine7029]

lol

[@moss_yt]

The description tells me it's gonna a real treat 😂

[@Maradrafts]

I'm always glad to get home frow work, but I feel my day was worth it if I'm greeted with this :D

[@starlingmurmuration]

garfield? on a monday?

[@anemoiaprison]

#notmygarfield

[@benjaminedmondson847]

That part where Jim Davis said Garfield Eats real slow crashed my minecraft server

[@sighcantthinkofaname]

it's heatbreaking that there's no Garfield eats near me

[@anshuldinger1425]

15:39 Griffin says love scenes in such a music way

[@starlingmurmuration]

just as i was sitting down to listen to some mbmbam!

[@lorendaemon7945]

25:42 the behavior you exhibited was anxious. like the anxiety disorder jumped out

[@MattBalamaci]

This is not the first time they have talked about someone directing traffic at an airport bathroom

[@MattBalamaci]

Here is the other time kzbin.info/www/bejne/aKWxfHtqZsuKsK8

[@thelovelypenguin]

"My big, bone-crushing fridge dad." XD

[@edenvirgil]

Does Travis always make a habit of slipping Warrior Cats lingo into the show?

[@arsweetie1234]

I wasn’t expecting make dirt but I sure did hear it

[@noahatlas5240]

This munch squad absolutely SENT ME YALL

[@lily2867]

Enter the Garfeccino

[@admeliora6226]

This episode was very entergaging for me

[@eidoleon]

E N T E R G A G I N G

[@cpeterso]

This episode sounds like a cat-tastrophe

[@Maradrafts]

/finger guns for a solid half hour/

[@twistysunshine]

FINALLY. A Garfield eats segment

[@odessawild7798]

I hope all intimacy coordinators are poets and can make a word painting about love more beautiful than the act itself.

[@Christopher_Pug]

39:46 Oh I get it now. I didn’t realize that they were saying “funny” as a noun replacing “comic strip”. Like, “I’m gonna go read the funnies. The funny pages.”

[@MysteriousKammm]

Im glad justin finally talked about GarfieldEats

[@tentavision13]

Very happy with the Garfield talk

[@ScottDavid7]

Dan Avidan: Hey Billy what was your favorite MBMBAM episode? Billy: I really like the one where the McElroy brothers talked about a novelty garfield eating restaurant in dubai for a looooong time

[@sharkofjoy]

I just tried listening to a few episodes around 120 and I have to say, these boys are waaaaaaaaaay funnier now and waaaaaaaaaaay less problematic.

[@sharkofjoy]

Justin saying flamingos are pink because they eat pussy made me laugh though

[@DerpyShoes]

Yo Asterios Kokkinos did multiple interviews with the founder of of Garfield Eats on his podcast The Loudest Podcast.

[@starlingmurmuration]

50:09 justin gets possessed

[@katl.7586]

i swear to GOD i've heard them have the exact same beginning conservation before

[@majiira]

shake it like a polaroid picture, Kevin

[@capismycopilot9393]

jenni why does the bear sound like jigsaw

[@noahatlas5240]

Soooo... Mondays?

[@queenofthebunnies7211]

I went to cosmetology school and we had clients in the second year. The best thing you can do when getting your haircut is to a) fucking keep your eyes open and b) talk to your hairstylist! Strike up a conversation! Don’t just sit there silently and it won’t be awkward!

[@alexlittle9388]

Thank you Griffin

[@CaterinaCupcakez]

can i PLEASE live in a reality where justin mcelroy owns a franchise of GarfieldEATS? I'll help your kickstarter please mcelroys its your destiny.

[@CaterinaCupcakez]

TMBWOAGEF (The Mcelroy Brothers WILL Own a Garfield Eats Franchise)

[@mattmyles]

"Cool...I'm just gonna say 'cool' back."

[@banannarama]

Please please revisit Garfield eats now that it’s in Toronto

[@jessemartin7718]

lance henriksen is alive... for now

[@DKxRAMONESxSP]

lol Justin and Griffin were jelly Travis hung out with celebs

[@galleytrot9270]

Brothers. I was in Toronto this past Saturday. I am holding you personally accountable for not getting this news to me in time so that I could taste some Garfield EATS and drink some Garficcino.

[@leahl5007]

I’m so confused by that bathroom discussion what?

[@ownagemester]

The Lasagna is on its way, Jon

[@v.m.9198]

Pizzamorphs just reminded me that veggiemorphs is a thing

[@aethernaut1899]

50:00 Justin turns into Taako.

[@theguyyesthatone1986]

Good.

[@spaceycarchasey6656]

im taller than travis and *i dont know what to do with this accursed information*

[@gretaburton8371]

When ur name is Greta and ur 17 minutes into the episode and they keep saying ur name: 👀

[@beebo-]

did griffin just say supercunts

[@arsweetie1234]

fabulous funny like. the funny strips, right?

[@evergreen4224]

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[@js8qp2pwisos]

why is there a line in the h

[@js8qp2pwisos]

why is there so much RED???

[@briankenney9528]

I eat hot chocolate mix with marshmallows dry....cause i am a heathen

[@othergeorgea]

these comments are sending me

[@Seldaphar]

I LIVE IN CANADA

[@Sage_the_Turt]

no idea why you wouldn't close your eyes at the hair salon or dentist. so weird to just sit and stare at nothing.

[@Sage_the_Turt]

so many bizarrely judgmental questions about things that don't matter at all and are usually ableist.

[@Sage_the_Turt]

also that bathroom thing is so disturbing... i cannot fathom how cis brains function.

[@lukapalmer9482]

We've hit the ha ha funny number of comments guys

[@CraftyTeo]

dead to me?

[@roboninjasaur6729]

i love that they bought rathands.biz

[@lukapalmer9482]

One more comment until it hits the ha ha funny number

[@pvolteminq2477]

rathands.biz redirects to themcelroy.family page... thank you brothers. thank you

[@magicman9218]

Uh oh you know they're running out of ideas when they talk about either Garfield or Jimmy Buffet for 30 mins