MBMBaM 472: Public Domain LASIK Voicemails

We have been smashed to pieces by our recent viewing of Hobbs and Shaw, which may explain the somewhat punch-drunk nature of today’s episode. It’s also possible we’ve been sprayed with some kind of Jason Statham neurotoxin. In either case: Enjoy!
Suggested talking points: 5DXXX, Neighbor Lube, Buying Money, Potential Golf Family, Secret Chicken Debut, Chinning, Fun Facts

[@lukesguywalker]

justin's delivery on "blue eyes, white wig" is destroying my composure

[@rachel7121]

in 2011 when Spy Kids: All the Time in the World came out in theaters, they did something called 4D where they gave you a card to sniff when the screen indicated

[@PyrokineticFire1]

that's the least 4DX spy kids: no chance of getting guginoed

[@rubyrider7902]

Odorama! John Waters invented it for his 1981 satire Polyester, a classic

[@ijustreview]

Scratch n' Sniff was ahead of its time

[@shiisiln6122]

"Baptize me in your saliva idris elba!" One again, a mcelroy brother has unwittingly become the mouthpiece for the entire gay community...

[@junedug]

I had a huge mouthful of water when Griffin said "cum" at 7:20 and it's a miracle I didn't spit it everywhere. My laptop would've gotten the 4DX experience

[@Kryptnyt]

Is it really that much of a surprise that he'd say cum

[@hollandscottthomas]

53:24 - "My name is Griffin McElroy and I am on the internet multiple times eating Nintendo Amiibo figurines."

[@asocksual4910]

dude you could've said that you were a thirty under thirty media luminary

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

i work at a 5d theatre and there’s a show called “city tour fun ride” where you’re in a car driving around a city and you literally hit people and see blood and then are sprayed with water. this happens repeatedly. we r a family friendly attraction. )-:

[@beththebubbly69]

thats terrifying

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

BethTheBubbly yes

[@elizagrafton1191]

There's already like ten responses to the Lasik challenge on twitter and I'm loving them all

[@K-bb2bc]

I’m sorry but that Stamps.com ad was the most incredible ad I’ve heard in my whole life

[@K-bb2bc]

The “whistling with mouth open” bit at 56:01 rivals it for best moment, but it’s still the best AD

[@MortDork]

The 5DXX experience is Travis's Night at The Museum experience

[@henryglennon3864]

Watching Hobbes and Shaw in 4DX is cool, but nowhere near as cool as watching Tarkovsky's "Nostalghia" in 4DX. That walking while holding the candle scene was nuts.

[@bustedkeaton]

Omg what do they do? Make it super hot in the room?? 😂

[@bottlesalts]

I think, with some practice, Griffin could do a spot on Stewie impression.

[@EbolaClown]

I watch these in the shower and I have been waiting on a new episode. Glad that you guys delivered.

[@jamescurran9779]

No mom, I can't shower this week, the mcelroys haven't put out a new mbmbam

[@EbolaClown]

@@jamescurran9779 Mo- mom listen, I can't rewatch the old ones, it just doesn't work like that. I need fresh mbmbams.

[@Calico-Zac]

Damn dude how long do you take on the shower?

[@EbolaClown]

@@Calico-Zac Well usually I only take 20 minutes, so these are about 2 and a half showers worth of content.

[@juneguts]

I hope at the next chronological liveshow with munch squad the audience yell out toronto.

[@leopold621]

HELL YEAH SOMEONE ELSE WHO CAN WHISTLE WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN!!! :D people always get so freaked out when i do that i love it its way easier than regular whistling imo. i call it "whishtling" because youre basically making a very high pitched sh sound

[@FraserConnell]

Yeah yeahhhhh!

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

hell fuckin yeah fraser

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

Please boys, mention the brand name, Chinderwear. Dr. Forrester worked hard on making those.

[@FutureWisdom]

I would honestly listen to an entire podcast of them talking about Hobbs and Shaw

[@theresnothinghere6960]

please please don't ever get rid of munch squad I love it so much.

[@adminchobe]

I knew that Griffin HAD TO comment on it when he posted "Ok so I just got spit on by Idris Elba in 4D" on his Instagram story.

[@sweathervest]

This episode was a very very good episode

[@oliverv8919]

I can't tell if Griffin was harking back to the older gom jabbar bit or if he just forgot theyve joked about that before, but i enjoyed it either way

[@kid14346]

Someone needs to animate Money the TCG

[@3picn355]

*episode ends* Later boys, I'm about to listen to some sad Sonic songs

[@KIHarder]

At 6:07 Travis invents LARPing

[@christalcavanaugh]

MBMBAM predicted the coin shortage

[@impora8145]

Ads end at 37:00

[@Slendermanz7]

We'll come back to this episode when the Dune reboot comes out

[@beanswishing9030]

Aw nice! New episode!

[@forwardourmotto]

Dune! Dune references forever!

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

Fun fact: I’ve done marching band at the Magic Kigndom in Disney World (& am now technically a Disney cast member) I accidentally stole a bells set from my middle school and I can’t return it because the teacher doesn’t work there anymore I am mildly ambidextrous, especially when it comes to drawing

[@travisdicks3773]

42:21 starts the Yahoo that has quickly become probably my favorite mbmbam descent into madness

[@tanyaclark8545]

So excited!

[@SunBleachedGhost]

My fun fact about myself has been the same since 7th grade, and it's that I can say the alphabet backwards

[@kls0110]

TORONTO!

[@kls0110]

So many TORONTO’s this episode!!!!!

[@slevemcdichael4481]

35:08 JUSTIN'S LAUGH??? AHFKJSDHJKSFKN

[@ethanvetter7289]

hey mcelboys, a guy i work with sounds and looks a lot like travis and i’m convinced it’s just him in disguise

[@stuffness8098]

Money: The TCG is honestly just like, the millennial's trading card game.

[@FembotY2K]

I listened to this.

[@Blattella]

that's a fun fact

[@beththebubbly69]

#lasikchallenge

[@M3GAMAN100]

gOD GRIFFIN

[@HPDDJ]

ME BRUVVA

[@zeet8251]

Can someone clip Griffin’s bit at 26:23 for me?

[@Christea1313]

"I want a FUN FUCKING FACT FROM TRAVIS" kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3O1lIKNrLlpj5o Such a great moment.

[@Moose_Hawkins]

Right off the bat, I am absolutely tickled pink at Griffin's perfect Dune reference at the beginning.

[@todayjackdo7036]

Griffin is the Muad'dib

[@MarkSoupial]

for 3 seconds, a PERFECT stewie

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

I know they don't often do callbacks but lube delivery on a bike? It's the gaper-boy!

[@npulcini2787]

i love that griffin says that everyone can do that when travis hums and whistles like, im baffled

[@hyacinthdavidson5924]

i can do that

[@duckhandsx]

I can, I only know one other person who can tho--

[@ttlovepie101]

Seize the means of money production they can't stop us all

[@cpeterso]

That moment when what I thought was an accidental Dune reference turns into an intentional Dune reference, I almost lost it...

[@Moose_Hawkins]

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who got WRECKED by that goof.

[@greebler_elf]

I almost threw up laughing

[@SoulQueenoD]

I have recently come to the conclusion that Griffin is a slightly younger John Oliver. Edit: Griffin, your new fun fact is that you’re friends with Lin-Manuel Miranda

[@regansayshi5699]

WOAH i also have the same birthday as my older sister (6 years a part), and never even considered it as a fun fact. I am now SET for next semester, hell yeah

[@carlystuart1178]

This is one of the funniest episodes I've heard in a while. Multiple laugh-crying events. The last 10 minutes KILLED ME DEAD. 10/10

[@hollandscottthomas]

I love that the money zone involves a whole pile of character voices right off the back of the boys' terrible/wonderful voicemail segment, even the section of the money zone that isn't themselves.

[@ghoulage]

I listen to this podcast when I walk places, in public. This episode at 56:07 really ruined everything for me. As soon as Justin laughed, I was gone

[@jesuschrist8998]

GET IN THE FOOKIN CARR

[@spritewhisper]

i just listened to three brothers, who i only know from a DnD podcast, talk about fucking a waffle.

[@dumbalek6001]

I have no idea what 35:15 impression was, but it sounded like a VERY accurate impression of 2D from Gorillaz by accident

[@Softbr0]

this just in Forbes 30 under 30 resident amiibo voreist can’t produce a fun fact about himself. (I do this out of love)

[@UglyDuckling3WM4]

On a serious note I only got stamps.com but what was the code? I have a rant hard time understanding any kind of accents

[@landfillbaby]

"mybrother"

[@yenee94]

meebroover

[@BoyFroot]

when i feel shitty and then mbmbam gets uploaded i go :D

[@devinusleton6634]

If there was no more money and I was starving you still couldn't fucking FORCE my ass to collect hundreds of fucking pennies I will not keep one single penny and not only will this not particularly effect me but you cannot make me

[@Cindyisadog]

11:16 i think if every amazon package had a signed photo and note from mr jeffrey himself i would have to stop using amazon because i would be filled with primal rage every time i received a package

[@chantalbellmont6937]

I can confirm that IBS is NOT FUN

[@zaneheer2903]

We were about due for a Dune reference. Ha.

[@lillieampurra]

16:12 i cant believe other ppl call their grandfather 'poppy'

[@mothervengeance]

As a McElroy myself I've basically come to the conclusion that I'm never gonna meet a stranger with the same last name unless it's one of these guys, so long lost family members don't matter. Never understood that last-name connection stuff.

[@pureicefire]

My last name is hyphenated and the only other people with it are my two siblings.

[@Slop_Dogg]

why no face to face? episodes should only be face to faces

[@novarex1071]

Now can I use them for my voicemail orrrr

[@matthewcutter8760]

If you're happy and you know it, overthink. If you're happy and you know it, overthink. If you're happy and you know it, Give your brain a chance to blow it. If you're happy and you know it, overthink.

[@travisdicks3773]

"Is irritable bowel syndrome fun?" 55:00