MBMBaM 445: Pizzalicious Turbo-Moths

This episode is all about food mistakes, which -- you know, we could save a lot of time writing these descriptions if we just used that as a boilerplate for every episode. This, and all episodes: Food mistakes.
Suggested talking points: 200 Convo Starties for Guys, Raccoon Ciabatta, Wingilingus, My Body is My Dad, Navigational Woes, Hole Uncle, Foodlifting

[@ESOFguy0134]

"hopefully by then football will have been outlawed" well guess griffin got his wish huh

[@bravetherainbow]

"Now when I'm an adult, it's like my *body* is my dad" is one of the very best lines I've heard from Griffin

[@momo_u]

youngest child energy to me

[@TurtleKnite]

"Hopefully by 2020 football will be outlawed" has a kinda Monkeys Paw ring to it right now.

[@twospacedanimations5008]

right!

[@thanaGogical]

oh no

[@bravetherainbow]

Wingalingus and cunniwingus are BOTH great so thank you Griffin for not missing either of them

[@grumpygato99]

13:50 "hopefully by then football will have been outlawed" It actually is now!

[@randomcrap3563]

in elementary school i shoplifted a whole bunch of candy and cookies and such from my local albertsons when i walked home from school. they eventually caught me and banned me from the store. i'm still here and that bad boy closed down ages ago, so VICTORY

[@NunDePlume]

We need to petition the government to make bugs delicious so when a spider bites you you can bite it back, the ultimate power move

[@yuggoth777]

The ultimate power move would be actually to fuck the spider, demonstrating that the intimidation strike only aroused you.

[@clairemckinley691]

Keenan Nunez you say that like bugs aren’t already delicious...

[@ConSolo29]

this whole thread reeks of jojos bizarre adventure

[@kharris3352]

Just starting the episode. I wish I knew the context of this comment... actually, never mind. I’m good

[@georgeparkins777]

There are spiders that edible and taste like fake bacon bits

[@rcjostabepis1782]

I'm legitimately holding in my tears (and laughter) at the krogers free cookies part ohhhh myyy god

[@warren_waters]

13:50 "Hopefully by [2020] football will have been outlawed" WELP

[@Archawke]

The episode where they try to avoid saying Hakuna Matata for 5 minutes

[@thetoecutter1]

I literally recoiled in on myself during that cookie story, like a Junji Ito drawing. Thanks Justin~

[@skullptures142]

"hopefully by 2020 football will be outlawed." 😶

[@Lewa263]

I only know what the street that feeds into my street is called because it is called McElroy Road, and that name is memorable for some reason.

[@cryptiecreep]

The McElroad if you will

[@jennifers8023]

It’s never too early/late to make tortellini. 24/7, 365 it’s always Tortellini Time

[@captaincatgirl42069]

Every Monday, I wait. I wait for the wonderful moment when a new MbMBaM lands

[@possiblewitch]

I was walking out to lunch and actually considert delaying my break for an hour...

[@supercres]

Monster Factory huh?

[@aaroncummings8736]

wingilingus! im dead ty brothers

[@mitkitty]

I buy an absurd amount of carrots to snack on at work and it's weird when you buy so many carrots each week and i feel like i need to explain myself to the cashier every time even though i KNOW they don't care

[@alienarchives2675]

Listen man I know this is 3 years old but I need to know how many carrots your buying because if you buy like 3 bags and try to justify it, your gonna raise our suspicions more than just doing gods work. But if your buying like 15 bags from the same cashier every week,,,, we may be curious at that point lol

[@sashaehead2014]

just gonna dangle that monster factory in front of my face and not drop it huh

[@jjju3]

"You'll catch it 2020. Though hopefully by then football will have been outlawed." _GRIFFIN._

[@zombiesxaliens]

33:17 podcast resumes

[@eebiestdeeber]

46:31 has aged uncomfortably well in 2020 huh

[@andrewmaddela8279]

This is my first episode of mbmbam after watching taz and a bunch of monster factories and amiibo corner.

[@drusna]

"you'll catch the big game in 2020" "hopefully by then football will be outlawed" huh

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

hey griffy.. hey... wheres the munstr factree huh? griffy plesse im hungie..

[@pedro74gagster]

Yumi yumi yumi

[@anaisfenette6834]

So....guess that toilet paper came in handy this year, huh?

[@drago1514]

No one probably wants my 3 cents on this but if I had to make it a popular food, I'd market it as a delicacy like damn rich ppl loved fish eggs or whatever and now that that's not Just For Rich People they don't want it lol

[@craigtrautmanjr9393]

I remember that cold stone had a challenge that was a tie-in for the Survivor reality TV show that had you eat a cricket in your ice cream.

[@craigtrautmanjr9393]

The lion king and emperors new groove were great insect food advertising

[@WaitinInAmber]

I feel like Griffin has talked about the Lion King bugs at least 7 times

[@AbductedEntity]

when will binging with babbish do the lion king bug sampler?

[@AidanXiang]

that game that happens to coincide with the puppy bowl

[@SgtWally]

23:18 is the best joke Justin has ever delivered.

[@MonaLisaHasNoEyebrows]

I saw a fork winger in the wild once, I was shocked and horrified.

[@kidzoom221]

Tbf if crickets are cooked well they're goddamn delicious. You do have to get the larger ones, though, the smaller ones dry out way too quickly in the roasting process and chewing them is a chore. This is not a joke, I fucking loved eating big ol crickets when I went to Thailand.

[@commandrogyne]

"hopefullu by 2020 football will have been outlawed" boys......... you weren't wrong! I'll give you that!

[@drusna]

I could listen to several minutes of ad-libbed rhymes to hakuna matata

[@LaNoLaCola]

Mothelicious Turbo Pizza

[@TheMildOne]

I feel like the McElroy brothers would love I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. I'm assuming it isn't on in the US but British individuals will understand

[@inkstainsonmyjacket4553]

Jesus boys that was an episode huh? XD Love that stuff for my Football Boys

[@sebastianvazquez2242]

13:56 Griffin called that shot huh

[@ambermontgomery2959]

Hell yeah, new MBMBAM

[@nickname3779]

I like to imagine the last ten minutes of silence is them trying to figure out how to turn it off

[@kingdisasterdracula2017]

Is... the title some amalgamation of a 90s TV show???

[@AceAttorny]

Yeah, you had TMNT, Biker Mice From Mars, Street Sharks, and then Pizzalicious Turbo-Moths.

[@kingdisasterdracula2017]

Don't forget about the Samurai Pizza Cats, Legend of the Hidden Pepperoni, Adventures of Calzone the Barbarian, and a classic TV special Nitro Mutts vs The Noid

[@fwoqma]

the boys predicted bugsnax

[@AndroskiProductions]

Listening to the part about buying TP in 2020. : ^ )

[@amaice]

I bet Justin was prepared

[@NicholasGreen451]

"Hopefully football will have been outlawed" Is griffin a fucking seer

[@Xzeihoranth]

Holy shit why did that video tickle Justin's fancy so?

[@NunDePlume]

His fancy is very ticklish

[@figsuitcase]

wingalingus

[@wanderingowl6386]

Turns out I *am* listening to this on a Wednesday

[@mewtley]

listening on a wednesday!

[@NeverBeenElsewhere]

Were they on the goofy lettuce this episode? They were extra silly this time round

[@veteratorvulpes1116]

22:49 happens to me all the time with people thinking I work at the store I'm in.

[@PredatorsPet]

Oh dear... The brothers would hate my wing fork habit. I don't like the saucy sauce on my hands, I am a pro at drummies and flats with a fork.

[@puresolus]

Nice

[@jessicablack5534]

he knew about the 2020 toiletpaper apocalypse

[@TaakosGoodOutHere]

The worst sound ever recorded in the history of audio recordings happens at 12:30

[@twistysunshine]

God the kingdom hearts 3 part

[@anubisgodofdeath420]

My best friend, a kitty pool of acid XD

[@LeNefariousLadyBones]

I mean the bug things kinda been done... carmine dye in food is just crushed beetles...

[@KamiYugure]

JOKES ON YOU, BROS: It is in fact Wednesday when I listened to this.

[@erinheadley1062]

It's Bo Time bby

[@monkeymage12]

I did listen on a Wednesday

[@charlesnaultk]

Guy fieri's moth sauce

[@markbezona1848]

My bean!

[@angryKitt3ns]

Has it been freaked?

[@RamFaceProductions]

Oh fuck, Griffin got me - it's Wednesday.

[@jacobthompson1682]

Wing-alingus

[@hatecoach2996]

Yo Pass the bug

[@faroshscale]

WINGALINGUS

[@uftopia]

you could probably say anything in the comments in MBMBaM and no one will question.

[@warren_waters]

Cunniwingus

[@SarahB039]

Throw it in the trash and go to Olive Garden.

[@ivyseoks7399]

it's Wednesday when i'm listening lol

[@jackieayers4237]

gw-gwiffin?? when wiww da monstew factowy come out?? im hungie!! PWEASE??! OwO!!

[@savannahlevy97]

i'm sending you straight to jail

[@beebo-]

fuckin just fry em. you know we’ll eat anything

[@devonlightfoot6043]

You Guys really missed out of the bugs are dead or alive

[@jackieayers4237]

10:20

[@mustardlicious4382]

It’s 2020, they didn’t know how right they were when saying hopefully football will be outlawed

[@theWeaverofTales]

A friend of mine eats fries with a fork Friends, is this better or worse than using a fork for wings?

[@milkcappy]

worse because theres no mess that could come with fries that you may get with wings, and if you get messy while eating fries you're a certified nasty boy

[@aluik62]

Boy the football and toilet paper jokes aged like milk in 2020 huh

[@Strawtebby]

I’m so mad I missed the chance to be the 69th view

[@fandomtrash6016]

But it is Wednesday

[@hannahm3898]

46:33 to 47:03 aged POORLY huh

[@Sage_the_Turt]

i cannot fathom why would you look at or care about what others are buying...

[@waltermoment739]

Jon hasn’t fed me in weeks I just want some lasagna

[@theduckcompany7480]

2020 pandemic...