MBMBaM 480: Everlasting Stringburger

There’s only one surprisingly proportioned beef sandwich capable of stitching up the wide wounds carved across human civilization; and we’re the ones to invent it. (Not cook it, mind you. Good lord, we cannot fathom how to go about cooking Longburger. God, the logistics are dizzying.)
Suggested talking points: Mars 2113, Moon Germany, Oops All Croutons!, Great Sturg’ Spots, Haunted House Acting, Morgue Benefits, The Longburger

[@noahatlas5240]

One of my Favorite things of this show is when Griffin and Travis start a question and they’re ping ponging ideas and goofs off each other and Justin stays silent until he comes up like 90 seconds in going “what.... if....” and I brace myself for the next three and a half minutes

[@celerum]

A big bowl of "Oops all Croutons"

[@mitchgosser2802]

Sitting in avid fear for today's inevitable Munch Squad.

[@larryy5166]

Haunted Doll Watch is much less chilling on average

[@pennyfarting]

Surprise, turns out the whole episode was a Munch Squad.

[@ashleejones8624]

Nobody acknowledged Travis’s dachshund pun. I appreciated it, Travis.

[@cpeterso]

Tuesday episodes are the best because they've spent extra time marinading

[@Trick.Sparrow]

Oh god, I was filled with genuine fear when they mentioned timecube

[@fen4ri]

i was filled with euphoria

[@kmlac6596]

Didn’t go well when you met your great great grandparents?

[@BestBetterBestest]

Me too! I was like "No..wait no!"

[@flamingbunnyrabbits]

I had to pause the episode cause i was laughing at the concept of paying respects at a coffin in a haunted house. such a small joke but the concept killed me.

[@gilliantaylor5854]

Went to Yelp, the 5 star reviews are already coming in

[@goonsdirge3464]

this episode featuring: another one of justin's Gross Salad Habits

[@noahatlas5240]

Waluigi Lover no this is a RELATABLE habit

[@fen4ri]

so there's this thing called 'pita chips' which you can buy at the super market and theyre straight up croutons but you eat em like chips with dip

[@unfortunatekwee]

I literally gasped when I realized this was up! mbmbam is the highlight of my week. Serotonin production is ON

[@noahatlas5240]

Five GODDAMN seconds in and someone is already snickering at Trav

[@Dabednego]

CROUTON MUNCHERS UNITE

[@faroshscale]

I honest to God was just expecting them to do a Felicia Day impression. I was not expecting literally Felicia Day LMAO

[@larryy5166]

What a lovely Felicia Day for a podcast

[@Sarah-sj6lj]

I live for the Mars 2112 Justin Enthusiasm. "If I could just say one more thing about Mars 2112.." Justin: THANK YOU, GO GO!

[@conansboy]

I'll be honest I do in fact eat croutons like chips, they're good

[@goonsdirge3464]

don't be ashamed, ever, in the slightest!! live your truth and love yourself!! step outside into the world and proclaim your adoration for these crunchy tasty boys, as loudly and passionately as possible!! this is your life, your time to shine. the croutons are yours for the taking!

[@conansboy]

@@goonsdirge3464 That's a bit more passion than I'd personally give the subject but I appreciate it. Please pass the niblums.

[@LittleMissGhostess]

Waluigi Lover I‘m fairly indifferent to croutons but your enthusiasm got me pumped so Hell yeah lets eat some niblums

[@pennyfarting]

Hey, crouton question asker, if you're here, I have the answer: make a panzanella! It's a type of salad where it's got herbs and dressing and tomatoes and stuff, but instead of lettuce it's literally just croutons.

[@goonsdirge3464]

blessed salad, thank you

[@PolygonPapi]

No one was supposed to know I worked at Mars 2112!

[@Frederatormusic]

happy to see that Mars 2112 currently has a THREE star rating now!

[@mitkitty]

Felicia has such an adorable laugh!

[@Maradrafts]

Have a nice episode, you lot!! :)

[@blakefeary4369]

The next episode of The Empty Bowl will just be about eating croutons using ranch as milk

[@splashmob]

is the time cube related to the T I M E B R E A K

[@chrislaf]

T H E T I M E B R E A K

[@PrettyGuardian]

"Make room in the coffin, I'm getting in too." That's so delightfully creepy.

[@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH]

Dag, fist Felicia Day is on my favorite podcast; Funhaus’ and now she is on my favorite podcast; Mbmbam! What’s next, Always Open (please)?

[@SamsUndertale]

I love how they do the fake phone call thing, but then sometimes someone actually talks that is a distinct person from the brothers

[@ikeco.2378]

I love the running gag of Justin being terrified of death

[@goonsdirge3464]

*and attracted to

[@brody2k]

480. Wow. Nearly *half a thousand*. Good times.

[@growing_paynes]

Regarding the weird mortuary school room and board situation- in college my dad had a period of time that he was living in an abandoned hospital wing at night and working as a sort of resident during the day in the still-functioning wings and yes I am shocked this A) a real thing that happened and B) did not lead to a murder or an early 2000s horror film

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

Having thought she said "Deathbreaker," I would watch a series called "Felicia Day: Deathbreaker."

[@Mariorox1956]

It'll be on Netflix in a year's time, just you watch lol.

[@xtremejumpy]

the way justin says "fuck off" at 12:05 haunts me to this very day

[@xythrial]

I’m so sad about the mars restaurant. I went there once as a kid and loved it

[@tarzde]

I- I'meating croutons and creamy dip now

[@thecrowe20]

I love Piers Anthony. Xanth and Incarnations of immortality are great.

[@mikemichaels1]

39:04 ✍️✍️outfit ideas: ✍️black corset...✍️✍️Hawaiian shirt... ✍️ underneath... ✍️

[@foxpurrincess3209]

my 5th grade class trip was to Mars 2112 and that shit was WILD and AWFUl

[@jcliffe116]

Stringburger is a new classic

[@BallisticKanin]

When I go to haunted houses I give that "how dare you" look to everyone who tries to scare me.

[@maddiedoes3571]

Woo!!

[@thetoecutter1]

Man I'm so glad I wasn't the only one skeeved out by Piers Anthony as a kid yet read all his stuff anyway. I couldn't put my finger on why it bothered me as a 9-13 year old but now it's soooo painfully clear.

[@jasonwhitacre4172]

a wild Felicia Day appears!

[@portiabartel]

mfw there's an unopened bag of Cheetos puffs on my desk that I suddenly had to open and get into

[@leahl5007]

Croutons are butt-dumb! Give me bacon bits in my salad nom-nom-nom 😊

[@5ft4inprotagonist24]

my friend just went to Felicia Day's book signing

[@secondbreakfastpip540]

Hells yeah, Felicia

[@blindseeing]

POO 👏 YOUR 👏 PANTS 👏 BEFORE 👏 YOU 👏GO 👏 IN

[@goonsdirge3464]

this applies to any situation

[@Henry-hx9kk]

I have an nypd sweatshirt Never been to nyc

[@gwynethdolen3275]

Y'all should look up Fraser Connell! He makes these really good MBMBAM animations!

[@byff6209]

35 minutes in, have to stop listening bc my name is Felicia and theyre saying it too much

[@sophiavechnyak6763]

There are toast chips. Make your own and suddenly your fancy and cultured

[@twistysunshine]

Huh that mortuary thing... Creepy

[@Eredeana]

Prayers for Emma c a u n t

[@Lee-tv7lu]

34:26 money zone ends

[@thylacinus9267]

I'm right.

[@shawnaeatscats]

Okay but people put cheese on salad... and they also put croutons on salad.... so like???

[@goonsdirge3464]

just cut out the middle man and eat garlic bread

[@sentientcube]

Hey, they said my name haha

[@admeliora6226]

Whataburger has some p wide burgers as a serious answer

[@PJTMercury]

The pizza bit was pretty cheesy.

[@Mariorox1956]

I'd make a comeback pun, but there's no topping that.

[@katl.7586]

got this to 69 likes, you're welcome

[@simonemorrison9983]

long burger au

[@tundra1992]

Is Griffin no longer a baby??? 🙀

[@k.a.u.4599]

That's not a riddle it's a Monty Python sketch

[@nomio.o270]

Why not just buy 2 burgers at bk or whatever and then go to subway and order a sandwich with only the bun. Clap them together and BOOM You got one big burger boy

[@quilcinq-mars4893]

6:06

[@CalamitasCalliope]

18 Naked Cowboy Pizzas in the showers in New York

[@goonsdirge3464]

would this work better as a band name or album title?? discuss

[@TheOneandOnlyDeelax]

incarnations of immortality is both fun and good. if you haven't read it then stop it. just stop not reading it and read every book

[@jacobdriscoll8276]

Longburger is hot dog

[@thatoneguy2886]

I need to balance out this wholesomeness with moemon

[@leahl5007]

Don’t just wear a corset o your death job interview. Wear a boned corset. With real bones!

[@designate_om]

on the subject of the biopic debate in that there ad: biopic is actually a shortening of the phrase 'biographical picture', not 'biography' and 'picture', so the pirate's definitely wrong.

[@conner.j.a.wilson]

goatisdemen But “biographical” and “biography” are pronounced the same way re: bio, and thus the pirate’s pronunciation is still viable. (Inaccurate, but not improbable.)

[@designate_om]

@@conner.j.a.wilson i dunno, 'bi(OH)graphical' vs 'bi(AWE)graphy' edit: i realized an easier way to illustrate this would be bio-graphical vs bi-ography, but i'm going to leave my stupid version up because living with mistakes is a part of life

[@conner.j.a.wilson]

goatisdemen So, then here’s the real issue: A shortening of “biography picture” would be “bi-ah-pic.” A shortening of “biographical picture” would be “bi-uh-pic.” The word is actually pronounced “bi-oh-pic.” So, there’s an inconsistency in pronunciation in all three wherein a new pronunciation is created with each new word.

[@designate_om]

@@conner.j.a.wilson damn. i guess 'bio' is consistently pronounced with the long o, so the 'bi-oh-pic' pronunciation is the one i'll always be biased towards. also, this entire conversation reminds me that english has a lot of contradictions and is a very silly language.

[@EnCwoisant]

34:25

[@singingsunflower9000]

".....too much makeup" what kind of judgemental relativity bs is that, no such thing as too much makeup!