MBMBaM 484: Griffy Griffy Bang Bang

In which we realize the scope of our commitment in promising to send a horse to college, and then determine an extremely powerful and highly lucrative name for the aforementioned horse.
Suggested talking points: Halloween Delay, Candy Potluck, Happy Birthday Ronald, Medicine Blintz, We’re Sending a Horse to College, Ding Dong Speed Strats, Car Expertise

[@BexTheBoo388]

I love when Griffin jokes about his food issues because I'm a fellow ibs sufferer and hearing some good light jokes about how much it sucks and how it feels really makes me laugh

[@nataliedavis7920]

Same, but with my lactose intolerance. Like, if I eat one of the ice cream sandwiches that has permanent residence in my freezer, I know what caliber of stomachache that's gonna be, but random restaurant mac and cheese out in the wild is a mystery that I do not wish to risk.

[@chantalbellmont6937]

same, I relate so hard

[@casadastraphobia]

@@nataliedavis7920 yES and when it comes to a lot of random/cheap items as well like pizza rolls are almost 100% lactose free and i eat them like air when money is tight but Chick-fil-A's mac and cheese ruined me for multiple days

[@NunDePlume]

10:52 "Yeah but Griffin, your body is a whimsical contraption" *- Travis*

[@finchcarvingadiamond]

The most quintessential mcelroy moment is when, on terms of discussing Ronald McDonalds life as a crime boss, Justin urges Travis to "Think!" And Travis responds with, "Why?".

[@Spellfinger666]

I expected Justin to just not talk at all and save his voice for Taz.

[@PiertoOccult]

I can't fucking believe Justin did Wikipedia on tape about McDonaldland AGAIN, specifically secondary characters based on food, and somehow found new shit to talk about lmao

[@NathanielLovinIsAwesome]

It's familiar, but not too familiar

[@sevencats4964]

@@NathanielLovinIsAwesome but not too not familiar

[@bitter-bit]

Never underestimate him.

[@sonyas4920]

3:06 griffin reminded justin that we have "this" president and he immediately had to drink his sorrows away

[@That_Ozian]

Griffy Griffy Bang Bang is the only name for the littlest brother.

[@JesusKrispies]

Justin's Quip spot sounded like Duck trying to tell a simple lie.

[@firefly6899]

Okay listen the McElroys touched on one of my key obscure interests and that's McDonaldland lore

[@lynniewood]

"I know where Justin's been, follow the fluids!"

[@brookebleazard73]

30:30 justin's slippery grasp of human language kills me dead every time without fail

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

>:^} justin. B^3 griffin.

[@blindseeing]

You're right and you should say it

[@lupyleaf2065]

Justin: >:} Travis: >B3 Griffin: >>:]

[@amandadube156]

3=> justin 3==> travis 3======0 griffin

[@lupyleaf2065]

@@amandadube156 no.

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

Amanda Dube amanda, please. dont.

[@noahatlas5240]

So early there’s not even a thumbnail yet. Greetings, brothers.

[@patrickdaviesii4139]

Nah, man, someone sets a tray of James Carville brownies and a bowl of candy in front of me, you best *believe* I'm gonna wreck my body with Carville.

[@teachercarli]

I often listen to this podcast and wonder if these brothers are living my life. Can confirm now. My 2011 Malibu is leaking power steering fluid everywhere. As. We. Speak.

[@ozpunk]

No candy in the world will overshadow homemade brownies

[@samuelmather2469]

really liking the gentle introduction of a jocular table-at-the-comedy-cellar ribbing component

[@em_birch]

Hey, they moved Halloween where I live too. Central NC. Cuz of those same storms.

[@JesusKrispies]

In central OH they just let it ride. It was very social darwinism, like let's see how bad these kids really want those smarties.

[@em_birch]

@@JesusKrispies Were it not for the lightning and risk of electric death, it'd probably be pretty hardcore and fun trick or treating in a storm.

[@JesusKrispies]

It was pretty rad actually. All dark and stormy, 50 mph gusts of wind blowing leaves everywhere. I was watching from the attic window feeling like the big purple guy with the nipples in Fantasia.

[@amandadube156]

I think everyone should move Halloween to the last friday in october. It's a late-night holiday.

[@em_birch]

@@amandadube156 Yep, I 100% agree with that.

[@mushedrooms33333]

I hope they do a munch squad on the kfc dating sim

[@SolarisMusic]

PLEASE

[@Mariorox1956]

Should I send an email? I think I should send an email. Edit: It's sent. Now we just wait.

[@jihadc148]

Nooo that can not be a thing can it did they really make that abomination

[@CimmerianBlue]

Jihad c they did. I played it and it’s actually spectacular.

[@jihadc148]

@@CimmerianBlue listen you are valid but I don't know if I can take your word for it so I guess I'm going to have to dive right in and play it myself

[@PokemonxFanxGirl]

omg, when Justin suggested Tabasco my heart jumped, thats my DnD Half-Orcs name!!

[@LemonMoon]

6:29 ahh so let’s pull a reverse card on the Christians and bring back the winter solstice.

[@HannahBelleMcCullough]

you can just Do That my family's been celebrating solstice since i was a kid

[@KiithnarasAshaa]

You guys missed the obvious low- hanging fruit here... Horsey McHorseface. Or Torsey. Or Orb.

[@pikapuffin368]

To the windmill...To the WALL!

[@juliajumame]

Mr. World-ride

[@SamsUndertale]

I did not like how much "Jethany" was emphasized

[@mickeyl1501]

At least my first listen to one of these is gonna be a brand new one!!

[@fodharwartooth8350]

How was it?

[@cgraxe]

Name the horse Bramblepelt, obviously

[@bitter-bit]

Justin: YOU. 👏 CAN'T. 👏PUT.👏 THAT. 👏ON A SHIRT.👏

[@cgraxe]

@@bitter-bit I don't think that's an actual Warriorcats name? I think it was a joke one

[@ronceluxey9550]

I have to say, that flood insurrance, not a bad idea. I leave nearby a pretty big river, I like it very much, if it flooded, I would like that river to receive some help and support. We take our rivers well being for granted, and it's not. So thank you, brothers.

[@frozenbean]

9:20 Maybe they were Canadian Smarties, which are chocolate?

[@jessejackrabbit7021]

E. C. Sullivan there are smarties that aren’t chocolate??

[@frozenbean]

@@jessejackrabbit7021 American Smarties are Canadian Rockets (the chalky, fruity sugar disks).

[@BucklingSwashes]

Brothers' solution to everything: "You're gonna have to hire a [blank]."

[@twistysunshine]

I already love world wide Webster!

[@leahl5007]

As soon as they said World Wide Webster i fell in love wiff the horsie name XD That’s so cute!

[@ht630]

As someone who is very invested and also trapped in the horse world, Mr. World Wide is the best name ever and would make an excellent show name.

[@ht630]

also, horses are the biggest fucking money pit in the world so BUCKLE UP and hope he doesn't actively harm himself (like my giant fool), and requires multiple vet visits before he gets adopted.

[@Lunastrad]

Wow is the egg on your face red. It's a porkmanteau 🥚

[@fido3057]

2 hours ago, nice! i never catch these boys fresh!

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

Surprised they went with Howie and not Bob Saget. "I've got a girl I'm nuts over. She's this tall."

[@Dabednego]

Bob Saget's entire gag is "I'm just as bland as I am on Full House and AFV but I also make incest jokes."

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

Griffins bodily functions suprise me every time

[@kenzied1831]

What's the origin of the horse going to college? I missed something here

[@MrAlex5775]

It was a stretch goal for this last maxfun drive. As far as I know it's not based on any goof they've done before except for the general genre of horse goof

[@kenzied1831]

@@MrAlex5775 that's wild and I love it

[@leahl5007]

“A Porkman’s Toe.” -Juice Mcelroy

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

Superhorse is already a DC comics character.

[@mitkitty]

Is that the one that has the hots for supergirl or is it another one?

[@arkwryte]

@@mitkittyYeah, that's the one.

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

@@mitkitty I'll be honest, I didn't know he had the hots for Super Girl... I just knew that it was a literal horse. Who may or may not be Kryptonian?

[@einwolf]

Why would you not name a horse Jeremy Horse.

[@ursarctos]

Woah, early for once! Neat!

[@That_Ozian]

Guys. Guys. Guys. Remember Nuthead? _Remember the nut head?_ The Hamburger species is the next evolution.

[@189pac]

Travis has IRL vehicle proficiency

[@wherethefrickismygoat7161]

Wow, the last time I was this early Garfield the Deals Warlock still worked at Fantasy Costco

[@LordMoku]

Does it ever get easier to tell Justin and Travis's voices apart?

[@WaitinInAmber]

Okay I know you said this a year ago but if you’re still having trouble, watching the tv episodes of mbmbam cured me of this problem. For some reason seeing them speak completely resolved the problem

[@vanessareynolds5428]

Boys, episode 500 draws near, are you gonna get Billy crystal to guest star???

[@ndpsychnerd]

Listen, you could definitely put Mr. Worldwide on a tee shirt and now I definitely want to name a horse that

[@GlassShark86]

Iam Hungry, VP of Snacking is the new mascot of Munch Squad

[@GrimmNastyy]

The car part made me have a minor aneurysm but the rest was great

[@DataRew]

BRAMBLEPELT!!!!!! BRAMBLEPELT!!!!!

[@That_Ozian]

Travis said Nungets and I laughed so loud hoooo boy

[@That_Ozian]

These brothers can say just such powerful things. "Your teeth are on strike." That's the unmitigated power of these idiots.

[@guyonatricycle2550]

Wild that the bean dad did the fucking intro lmaooooo

[@dingus7601]

My mom got stuck in one of those officer bigmacs when she was 16

[@moa1412]

my neighbor has a burger jail in their backyard... glad to know i was right about it being a play place

[@k8g8s8]

Oh that's scary

[@hiblib4549]

What is the song in the first bit?

[@caram740]

it's called "its a departure" by the long winters!

[@mason-.]

Yeet-haw

[@princepotion]

Can y'all come to Las Vegas?

[@DarkVortex97]

Wait, is Coke Zero not everywhere in the US?

[@carmenweber8587]

Lmao you should have named him Billy Blue Jeans!

[@greatpower6063]

I have a theory that the hamburgler gave Swiper his mask xD

[@cravingcrayons]

Hewwo? McEwoys???

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

The math supports Griffin. OCT 31 = DEC 25.

[@playlien99]

I cant believe they didn't name the horse Bramblepelt

[@lainab6538]

Ha. They forgot about Headlight fluid

[@jaynelson7123]

Now this mcdonald's talk is great but nobody is talking about the blasphemous happy meal humunculus who is now the mcdonalds mascot.

[@Bodmanford]

Where’s the new ep 😤

[@epadilla8555]

maybe the hamburglar was just trying to fry the baby hamburger people

[@user-kz5vh4it5k]

yay

[@jasonward7319]

Yahoo's glow up :(

[@johnnyshortfor]

Is this a name generator for horses or warrior cats???

[@lavndermilk]

hey, i’m a cool baby!

[@woebegone_kenobi]

I mean, Howie Mandel, _and_ Bob Saget

[@basiclee5770]

Plankton is like an hamburglar wannabe

[@birdbride1504]

i hate u guys for making me want burgers

[@rokmun680]

Grappa

[@bennybooboo50]

Hamo-sapiens

[@juliajumame]

My dad turturro

[@heyo6462]

😁👍

[@shawngriffith6901]

Is it just me or are they progressively getting more aggressive with Travis? The last few weeks I've noticed they shut him down a lot more than before. He's not exactly a goldmine of comedy but I feel kinda bad that they are shutting him down so often. Goes against the improve "yes and" thing too.

[@k8g8s8]

Yea, Please be nice to Travis.

[@athousandfeethigh]

Outright mean and dismissive, too. I understand 'sibling dynamics' and all but it's weird to listen to one of them get cursed out without there being a joke around it

[@nanusantos1696]

13:00 Griffin thanks beloved moral philosopher and known racist Emmanuel Kant.

[@seangeary8380]

30:10

[@orialtman6176]

helpfulhorsehints.com/horsenamegenerator/#!/ Random name. Three words. You're welcome.

[@carlstott5309]

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