MBMBaM 543 - Ted Cruz pisses his pants on purpose because he likes the wet warm feeling

[@morganbrokaw5190]

I cackled in public at "I wanna push that fool into an open grave, baybee!"

[@1gnorM3]

I want the on a tshirt

[@millicentrowan]

Same

[@newflesh666]

he sounds so happy saying it too, such a great one liner

[@kacektv9405]

"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz,” ~~Al Franken

[@abj6920]

Holy shit, I didn't know this quote, this rules

[@someoneforest]

I love that this is basically 3 different MBMBAM clips, but kept together instead of split apart. Giving the whole bit >>> Ty uploader

[@perryhahn5525]

I love how genuinely nervous Griffin sounded after Travis said what he did

[@Griffith-Did-Nothing-Wrong]

"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody could convict you. " - Senator Lindsey Graham commenting on unpopularity of Cruz in the Senate. As quoted in [1] February 26, 2016

[@blake..-]

Yaaaaa

[@althelor]

Jesus. I never thought that I, a South Carolinian, would actually agree with something that Lindsey Graham said.

[@asherrd]

"nobody would convict you." they could, but they wouldn't. small but important distinction.

[@abbyzoetewey538]

There are so many folks listing quotes of hate for Ted Cruz and it does bring me so much joy.

[@Trebolt]

This whole segment sent me into orbit. Totally welcome surprise to brighten up my work day.

[@isaacjensen1687]

I would like to become a reporter, so I can ask Ted Cruz if he actually pisses his pants on purpose because he likes the wet, warm feeling down his leg, and then quit immediately

[@abj6920]

Aim higher, Isaac! Do a full "zodiac" obsession arc with the matter and get in way over your head

[@uuh4yj43]

@@abj6920 go into a deluded search for the connections between cruz and the zodiac killer that winds up depriving you of your sanity and ends up with u going full taxi driver(i dont remember a lot about that movie). but please start on that path by asking him about his piss pleasure

[@evelynnsometimes2]

I could listen to an entire episode of the lads just shitting on ted cruz

[@guishenStreetB]

7:47 came for copper, found gold

[@quantumz1348]

That "WELL!..." at 10:48 just perfectly sums up so much

[@pbbbtttt8185]

cant believe griffin mcelroy said call your representatives it's like a choose-your-own-adventure fucking dork. i love you.

[@Tanza-6969]

I did not realize how long this bit went on until now

[@funnyfella8198]

He can neither confirm nor deny this

[@GippyHappy]

5:55 Griffin is a Bado male (unbelievably underrated line)

[@ThePhantomBeaver]

I can listen to this every single day and its still so fucking good and funny

[@cmbluey98]

I come back to this just to feel alive

[@sadierift1201]

Haha its funny because we know he hid in a supply closet during these tweets lol

[@lycodra4113]

7:50 is my favorite part

[@josephcrane4795]

Bit starts 5:04

[@kalbrassard]

The hero I needed

[@bishophoffman7939]

Ted Cruze is the Zodiac Killer

[@peterbyrne5004]

Many people are saying this.

[@versebuchanan512]

Big if true

[@nosferaatu]

can confirm

[@octoGeneric]

"insurrectionist terrorists" lmfao teb cruise do be pissing hisself though.

[@morcantm.8957]

666 likes. you're welcome.

[@VidyaCentral]

This whole episode was a miss, only time I laughed was when Griffin read literally the only question in the episode

[@erinrockwood9115]

I was laughing hysterically for this whole bit, I liked it

[@HamburgerTime209]

Are you fucking kidding me this was my favorite episode in months

[@finnl-w9751]

nah, this shit went hard

[@Jam-oi4so]

each to their own, everyone is entitled to their own opinion on what they think is funny however, i did hear that you pee your pants on purpose because you like the warm feeling on your legs ?

[@michaeldim1]

are you ted cruz?

[@TheRoadDawg]

I think you all like “sausages” more than most other people. At least by the sound of your voices.

[@wongledongle340]

Sausages are good man

[@adderous]

Imagine being such a coward that despite still thinking calling a guy gay is an insult in 2022 you feel the need to censor the word penis. Amazing, really.

[@sadierift1201]

The fuck?

[@sondpnichqfvd]

@@sadierift1201 they’re implying the boys are gay because they don’t like ted cruz, which i personally find the logic of extremely fucking funny

[@TheRoadDawg]

And…the 1st amendment does not allow for malicious slander against anyone, especially a public figure and/or government employees.

[@Russianbluez]

its not slander if its true though so, hope that helps

[@patrickhodgson292]

However, it is not slander and considered satire or hyperbole if the statement is so ridiculous that nobody could reasonably believe it is true or being said seriously. This should get the brothers McElroy in trouble, because there is nobody alive who would not believe that Ted Cruz pisses his pants because he likes the warm wet feeling on his legs. Because he does.

[@emmetttowinit2191]

No bitches?

[@sondpnichqfvd]

conservatives loooove free speech until you say something they don’t like lmfao

[@jellyfishneo]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustler_Magazine_v._Falwell