(Some of) The Best of Griffin Mcelroy

[@kiaz1st]

As someone who has had no prior McElroy exposure, but has heard of them profusely, this was a life changing video.

[@erikw.s.5209]

Big mood

[@mikemiles2241]

One of us

[@envyrem]

I’ve been listening to the podcast from the very beginning, and I can’t believe I’ve gone this long without them

[@jaysflight.]

Kia Not The Car my only exposure was the ‘I abandoned my boy’ meme, and I only just found out that was griffin

[@willow3176]

oh no

[@miyoutakisawa5976]

I genuinely love that griffins first attempt at trying to create a system for teen names was “the street you grew up on” as if the three of them aren’t siblings and grew up in the same home

[@eliofficial5472]

I mean, they would have the same last name anyway ‘cause they’re brothers, right?

[@lahiik4169]

They also could have moved to be fair? Idk what their age difference is.

[@Mocityspirit]

Do siblings not normally have part of a name in common?

[@Alexandr.ine2005]

Yeah but not the beginning!

[@mattraebel3815]

That's how teen names denote familial ties - if you meet someone with the same street name for their first name, you're automatically siblings.

[@aurelia65536]

"I'm here with my brother, we're playing catlateral damage!" "...You don't have a brother."

[@risipieces]

he made a decision on travis’ behalf too and i love that

[@rhys4668]

justin singlehandedly disowned griffin for himself AND travis

[@kyliep.4858]

Time stamp?

[@beetletime1912]

@@kyliep.4858 21:27 :)))

[@ayanoaihara8426]

As an older sibling who has been "held hostage" in a similar way, I felt this deeply

[@robh5974]

My favorite part of the short term plant rental bit is justin and travis frantically looking around for where their baby brother's joke is going

[@jacklandismusic]

There’s like a 50% chance it was that and a 50% chance he was havin a little ADHD zone-out

[@ezekielmartin4323]

I want to like this comment but it's at 69 likes so my hands are tied.

[@whalesharko4465]

@@ezekielmartin4323 it's not anymore, you can like it now

[@ezekielmartin4323]

@@whalesharko4465 Bless you.

[@whalesharko4465]

@@ezekielmartin4323 it's not easy, but it's honest work

[@comentingchannel]

The Kobe section ends up sounding like he's calling for his lost dog and getting more and more disheartened

[@DarkestOfTheDarkness]

And the other one, Buckets

[@epochii2756]

Jjjordan!

[@borklazer5907]

This man singlehandedly killed Kobe with this shit.

[@pauldee1577]

I love alternate headcanons like this

[@morriganstride8405]

@@epochii2756 my gramma had a dog names kobe

[@icelingbolt]

Griffin is just a child trapped inside a teenager trapped inside an adult.

[@icelingbolt]

I don't remember commenting this, but I agree past me

[@aceorsst1355]

@@icelingbolt Perfect

[@neospacez]

Arent we all

[@princessstarwatcher4652]

Jacob Frantz I do the same stuff

[@0axel078]

he's a Russian nesting doll of a person

[@somecunninglinguist]

Nothing quite like a baby brother bullying an oldest brother for 45 minutes with a cat game

[@papertiger4525]

Feels like 5 though, dudnit

[@coffe4meplz]

That's just what having brothers is like

[@bluezebra8675309]

Purrgatory

[@johnblatt8032]

Justin actually doxxed Griffin over it lmao

[@somecunninglinguist]

669 likes .... Nice

[@tylerf.145]

my neck my back my applesauce backpack

[@ASeed17]

Your username is highly offensive

[@wayverleesoulsong]

Some Lightwood is it if they’re trans tho?

[@ASeed17]

@@wayverleesoulsong Yes, because it can be potentially triggering for people with ptsd who have experienced verbal abuse. Also, this person is clearly just saying it as a joke which is downright disrespectful.

[@thesecutor]

Some Lightwood Then I guess they will just have to suffer

[@abbyception0719]

@JasperButWithGucciFlipFlops Oop preach

[@landonfisher3453]

"Fantastic Beasts and How To Get All of 'Em" is such a simple goof, and yet I lose my shit every time.

[@zurichRevolts]

i love that he keeps saying ‘Eddie Redman’

[@unk4140]

it's that classic Griffin joke structure where he's telling a story and references something, but at the last second, forgets the name of what he's talking about, and with held-back laughter decides to roll with a made up name he just thought of. I couldn't for the life of me show any other examples of this, but I know that fucking cadence as if it were my own sweet baby brother.

[@ceilingeye]

Unk i have ADHD and constantly forget the names of everything, especially franchises i love. I’ve started using griffins strategy to make it seems like i’m joking and its worked absolute wonders.

[@Oli.V]

My family has own version of the goof that came about because my dad couldn’t remember the difference between “how to train your dragon” and “fantastic beasts and where to find them” and it’s devolved to a point where my sister could call the movie “my magic pants, where are they?” And I’d know immediately what movie she was talking about

[@DarlingMissDarling]

@@Oli.V a year later and this reply still gives me that sweet, sweet combo of giggles n serotonin 10/10 😆👌

[@MidoriJane12]

“i just wanna thank my brother justin for joining me” “burn in hell.”

[@sepiasmith5065]

HEY EVERYBODY I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE

[@popburnsy3207]

Couldn't be worse than how "that" election went

[@waynek7953]

Ruffrage

[@Nepisalright]

I don’t know who you are with your big mouth like that but that’s not how we behave here and I ʷⁱˡˡ ʲᵘˢᵗ--

[@bkninja3172]

I must know what video this is from. Help please

[@sepiasmith5065]

@@bkninja3172 the game was Second Life I think

[@comfy_crystals8475]

MY NAME IS SPRITE PEPSI AND IM ABSTINENCE UNTIL I DIE

[@nadiaquandt8058]

420 likes,,, finally

[@shawnaeatscats]

i reference this s o o f t e n

[@sabotabo7476]

my name is Pepsi Pibb. just wanted to tell someone this

[@princessprotecterhornet9992]

Just thought I’d tell everyone my name.... Coca-Cola Dr.pepper

[@im.homesick]

this is off topic but your username is a homestuck reference

[@thatstheway103]

“My hand is on the eject button, so you better straighten out your shit” is way funnier to me than it should be

[@pepitodiablo912]

SKHSKHZKBSKB SHE WAS JUST TAKING EVERYTHING WAY TOO SERIOUSLY

[@Calumba1904]

This is a meeting of the MINDS

[@abalonewaters9759]

It sounded like a woman of decent age, too. Like bruh; I love getting waay too into my games, too. BUT LADY WHAT!? XD

[@VainHarmony]

Eject my ass off this planet lady

[@SpookyLovesBoba]

Yeah it's SECOND LIFE HOW DO YOU TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY!?

[@nellevator]

Griffin is definitely a trickster god of some sort, hiding amongst us mere mortals.

[@grimdarkAngel]

He is the DM for The Adventure Zone podcast, so he kinda is a god

[@Maria-fz8km]

I wouldn’t say he’s hiding

[@alexbojangles5007]

Maria Salter Likewise

[@DarthShadow91]

And yet his brothers tricked him into eating raw fettuccine from the bottles at Olive Garden.

[@luciacampillo426]

all the McElroys are hiding gods

[@jacobgraham8363]

I truly believe one day griffin just sauntered into the polygon office covered in baby oil and nobody could get him to leave. ( since writing this comment I have since learned much more about the babiest Mcelory brother and now know he was like one of polygons founders. Still I believe that at some point there was baby oil involved, and Griffin did get real slippery)

[@normalone0884]

Well yea! Do you know how hard it is for security to grab a man covered in baby oil?

[@jacobgraham8363]

normALone0 he is a man with a plan I’ll give him that

[@andypalmer5095]

I find it infinitely more Hilarious that the bros kinda helped make polygon in the first place of I remember correctly

[@jacobgraham8363]

Andy Palmer maybe we are all just men covered in baby oil then, wow man that’s really deep

[@timewellspent8137]

The sensation of friction is all but lost on him

[@rubyc102]

Justin giving out Griffin's phone number to try and ruin the footage is pretty much my favorite thing

[@kyliep.4858]

Time stamp?

[@rubyc102]

@@kyliep.4858 25:00

[@sepiasmith5065]

the actual PAIN he put his brother through I'm crying

[@ambermontgomery2959]

Are you talking about catlateral damage?

[@trannyfragrance]

Amber Montgomery just everything

[@WolfgirlAidan]

The full video is worth it

[@Doc_Aspy]

That's just siblings my dude

[@chickenskink1]

If my brother did that to me I would've hung up by the 20 minute mark. Justin's patience is remarkable.

[@onlyinsomniac]

That Second Life clip tho. "This is a meeting of the minds here. We don't jump around and we don't fly all over the place." said while there's a weird & busty alligator woman in their pool.

[@marsisgay936]

And a purple dragon standing next to her

[@grizzlebees9270]

I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!!!

[@julesking1303]

As someone who used to play Second Life, i can confirm that there are a LOT of users who take that shit WAYYYYY too seriously. It makes the community feel real closed off.

[@selenelillis519]

@@marsisgay936 Zq

[@handfulmousefly]

@@julesking1303 like.. WHY tho???

[@crowskinned]

Griffin's Ice Cream tunes was the only wholesome one in this entire thing. Griffin's entire vibe is pure chaos. He isn't Chaotic Neutral or Good or Evil he's just Chaotic Chaotic.

[@wayverleesoulsong]

alex november griffin McElroy: Chaotic Chaotic entity

[@ororion212]

@@wayverleesoulsong AKA Sprite Pepsi

[@AmericanCaesarian]

I believe Chaotic Chaos is the correct term

[@snuurge]

alex november lawful chaotic

[@BeccaMoses]

in wonderful he’s very wholesome :)

[@shadowdroid776]

The intense, never ending stare Griffin gives when his brothers read *"EIGHT FOOT VERTICAL LEAP"* is what always gets me.

[@ashleyjohnson9651]

i havent rewatched this compilation in over a year probably, and havent gotten to that part of it, and yet i know, and can perfectly picture, that part you're talking about

[@thatsConkCreatBabey]

he looks like a great horned owl

[@Starcrash6984]

My favorite Griffin joke comes from The Adventure Zone (D&D Podcast), Murder on the Rockport Limited chapter 3. Griffin: "[You see] a young boy... dressed up very fancy, fancily." "Can I roll to see how fancy?" Griffin: "Sure" "It's a 17... plus...this number here..." Griffin: "Yeah, be sure to really add this up." "...minus one..." Griffin: "Minus one? Oh, then, you died."

[@VBandit47]

Oh my fucking god you just killed me. I was already laughing so hard from the video and now I'm fucking dead

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@VBandit47 I'm so sorry to hear you rolled a minus 1

[@virginiamooney4105]

My favorite Griffin TAZ moment is probably from the suffering game when Justin didn't have a d6 and Griffin said "how do you not have a 6 in there it comes with every board game" and Justin started to say "my daughter..." and griffin said "eats them for power????"

[@DeathnoteBB]

Virginia Mooney I _loved_ when during the first Interlude, Griffin (as The Director) was like “Can the contestants talk a little closer to the mic please?” I love fourth wall breaks

[@virginiamooney4105]

@@DeathnoteBB not necessarily a griff bit, but when during the suffering game (again) and taako's max hp got knocked to 49 and Griffin said "oh shit, that's just really low." And Justin said "Is it? Is it Griffin???"

[@ZanraiKid]

If Griffin’s only claim to fame was Resume of the Future, he would still be one of my Top 10 Comedians of All Time.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Ready to BUST A NUT up in this job!

[@lisavine9650]

The best thing about this is Justin's laughing during ever single bit.

[@nschwartz311]

Griffin is youngest sibling culture and as a youngest sibling myself I am here for it

[@whalesharko4465]

Same here, I feel so represented right now

[@KasperMcKay]

669 likes. Nice

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

Same

[@tir3d_al1za]

it’s the best youngest sibling representation

[@lordoftheducks332]

As a middle child, I’m scared of y’all

[@radcrabart]

I literally never realized griffin did the “I don’t understand this meme and at this point I’m too afraid to ask” and I’ve been a fan for a while-

[@miskathonic]

He was also in that super old lightsaber fight meme video

[@sonnynewman7527]

why do none of these men look like they sound

[@ytisnottwitter]

You mean to tell me that Griffin doesn't look exactly the way he sounds?

[@meiji4785]

@@ytisnottwitter Griffin looks like what he sounds, but the other two? Definitely not

[@rustykettle6889]

Travis looks like Travis

[@Outlawsrevenge1020]

You mean gay??

[@kaetiijay1853]

I didn't realize you meant the way their voice sounds and my first thought was "how can you even tell that someone is into that by looking at them"

[@jagodakit]

“You live with me now, I’M YOUR DAD”

[@Alexandr.ine2005]

*....Im your dad now.*

[@Brettisen]

griffin provoking justin will never not be funny

[@beckgh7270]

that's that babiest brother energy

[@fuckwit107]

The opposite is also gold

[@gracecity6782]

*oh my god roachie despawned*

[@Amy_Nail_Art]

omg ur pfp we stan

[@sqwooshh]

Griffin endlessly torturing his oldest brother through Catlateral Damage is probably one of the greatest things I’ve experienced.

[@soupcorvus7451]

you forget, he has no oldest brother

[@katecurtis-hawkins6476]

He used too

[@PeaceBear16]

GRIFFIN WAS THE PIPIS ROOM DUDE THE WHOLE TIME?!

[@literalruleslawyer]

Pipis Room

[@sarahb3nyakar]

Also for the one with the license plate saying HOTBOY

[@saturnoperative4484]

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

[@carabuker897]

@@sarahb3nyakar wait really?

[@miskathonic]

Also the lightsaber meme

[@katekursive1370]

you vore a banana *ONCE*

[@inktoxicant]

You vore a Fox McCloud amiibo ONCE

[@prynxeofdarkness]

"It's not vore if you chew~ ;)" -my entire d&d group

[@countlessCritters]

@@prynxeofdarkness Hi, just wanted to ruin this for you a year later, it *is* vore, just a different category of it.

[@meta__1564]

Gem Goodwin …CURSED 😩

[@julesking1303]

I mean, Griffin’s Amibo Corner is basically just a vore series

[@RawrMeansIDontLoveU]

The Catlateral Damage video is the best video on the internet, and if you haven't seen it in it's entirety, go do that right now. Preferably before you watch this one.

[@travdump209]

their PFP is our global goals

[@no-man_baugh]

I’m just gonna spoil the video right here real quick just incase anyone reading this doesn’t have to much free-time and has to go some where real quick: B O N U S S O D A

[@mattew7890]

I know a lot of people say this about a lot of things, but the McElroy brothers made me happy in a time when I felt horrible consistently. I watch this video when I feel sad and it cures that instantly

[@rowan4684]

I'm glad they've helped you through some hard times and continue to make you happy!

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Every day sucks, but they (along with people like Ludwig the streamer, Jontron, CallMeCarson, jschlatt, etc.) help make it a bit more tolerable.

[@xryptid]

pete. pete. peter. pete. popcorn pete. popcorn pete. popcorn pete.

[@anjew6293]

Ava Ringlien puffy

[@shadowfire04]

15:30 about

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

P-Dawg...

[@inktoxicant]

PeterrRRrrRr

[@isaiahblake8723]

wat game is that

[@UntrainableWizard]

Who would have thought that the first thing I would see of Griffin, without even know who he is, would be him eating a banana whole for Sea of Thieves. I downloaded that video, and about 60 episodes into The Adventure Zone, stopped... Paused the podcast... Ran and got my phone... Found the video... And realised that Griffin McElroy, the man weaving this incredible story and doing these amazing voices, was the same man that I watched eat a banana whole on a video game interview.

[@selenadew22]

Same here but the first time I ever saw him was episode 1 of Griffin's Amiibo corner lmaO

[@CrazyPangolinLady]

He’s in so many things

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

He’s a very talented guy! Comedy videos, songs about BDSM toys, and can craunch the cronchy banana. Multifaceted!

[@plutototoh]

"You have no brother" IM CRYING JUSTIN OH MY God

[@hp8685]

@Jessie Jameson I interpreted is as like, revoking Griffin's Travis Privileges. "You can be related to Travis and Justin again when you prove you can behave."

[@kyliep.4858]

Time stamp?

[@inktoxicant]

This video is 42 minutes and 59 seconds long Feels like 5 though, dudnit?

[@TedHendershot]

Felt a lot like 42 minutes and 0 seconds to me

[@WakkaMadeInYevon]

Felt a lot more like *meow* to be honest

[@sepiasmith5065]

I see u

[@mannyhasahat123]

On T time

[@HoneyMellows4751]

inkboy SP I can respect that

[@QueenofAnon]

“in case of a choking related emergency, i can just pull on the Choking Buddy and--AW, BEANS!”

[@overcastart5769]

griffin did all of this. and he ALSO? did the “not all exits are made equal” monologue from taz balance???? wh

[@pissfrog]

PHANTASMAL AND RESPLENDENT

[@fuckwit107]

@@pissfrog NO I'VE CRIED AT BALANCE ENOUGH TODAY

[@yepisuredolikecats]

And now, for today's episode of "Men I Can't Believe Have A Stable Relationship With a Spouse and Also a Child"...

[@meatmobile]

And then we realize these are all exactly the reasons why Griffin is the perfect warrior.

[@yepisuredolikecats]

Ardyn Izunia some have said he might even be a demon of mischief who decided to stay in his disguised form, which is that of a Best buy employee

[@ArcticChameleon]

I have said that many times about Griffin, along with the fact that he was a Forbes 30 under 30 too.

[@jelliefishr2336]

Next episode: Sam Riegel

[@johnblatt8032]

I thought this initially but like over time, they are really genuine kind people and that gets you (some of) the girls

[@jennifers8023]

It must be so hard to make these because every Griffin moment is The Best Griffin Moment

[@limeslush1e]

hearing griffins voice without seeing him makes me envision him entirely differently even though i know exactly what he looks like

[@visceralrat]

You’ve put it into words...

[@spencykings3182]

its so wack like the first mcelroy content i watched was the saints row the third video and hes visible in that video!! albeit for about six seconds but like, he's there. ive known what this dude looks like since the first video. but somehow its different to see him on film doing things

[@rokronroff]

Griffin imprisoning Justin in a neverending cycle of watching him play catlateral damage is legitimately the most machiavellian thing I've seen him do.

[@darkvioletcloud]

Griffin is an international treasure.

[@johnblatt8032]

I wish I could cause him to see your comment. Agree 110%

[@Tytoalba777]

Griffin is an universal treasure.

[@pppoopoo4880]

James A Clouder Griffin is a multidimensional treasure

[@Kade_Bauman]

Tbh they all are

[@sepiasmith5065]

i love for Justin's tiny squeaks of laughter in the background

[@very_much]

I really love the video of Griffin eating the banana funny starring Griffin, Pat, and absolutely no one else.

[@lumen8341]

thank you for this

[@outsideofadream]

Jmdietr The guy on the left turned out to be a creep.

[@fairdot]

Jmdietr guy on the left got fired from Polygon for flirting over Twitter DMs too much

[@StormBurnX]

a bunch of unproven allegations that the guy on the left was supposedly a creep. alleged by video game devs of mediocre games that he had honest reviews for, and very seemingly a smear campaign from everything I've seen tbh. His youtube channel (babylonian) shows him still making videos with the same upbeat sense of humor and absolutely no creepy/harassing anything at all, so there's that too.

[@Elkyrie2]

you can go there and stay there buddy

[@Can_of_L]

Alternate title: Griffin being a bastard man for 42 minutes

[@GippyHappy]

EllaBean “because Dennis is a bastard man!!”

[@chardioic]

@@GippyHappy BECAUSE GRIFFIN IS A BASTARD MAN

[@whatkindofnameisella682]

three deep in the window is my favorite griffin bit ever. the storytelling. the relatability. the classic mcelroy cadence. doesnt get better than "for my second piss in an HOUR." one of the first mcelroy things i ever saw and it still remains supreme.

[@tristansmith8824]

"okay i stopped recording."

[@pepitodiablo912]

"this is the demo mode"

[@yayababatoto]

My god that woman at the "meeting of the minds" was losing it

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

She was kind of a bitch.

[@GippyHappy]

That was a WOMAN? I thought it was a prepubescent boy?? Are we sure?

[@ceilingeye]

2:16 18:43 These moments are how you know griffin is the youngest. These moments right here.

[@TheKataclysm209]

That and the entirety of the catlateral damage episode

[@Kiwimango95]

"Do a ice cream song"

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

I agree.

[@gayghostprince]

exactly what I was thinking

[@miskathonic]

Halfway through the "Short Term Plant Rental" joke, Travis just starts turning in circles staring at nothing, trying to figure out what the fuck Griffin is saying. And it kills me every time.

[@nanoreo7098]

I love the pure and wholesome joy when griffin asks roachie for his hand in mairrage, there's a pause...and then.."HE SAID YES"

[@XxsleepyxratxX]

I'm part car part boy boicar, the protector and king of chilladelphia

[@AnyssaBall]

foreshadowing

[@trinity6302]

@@AnyssaBall what even was that episode

[@nerdpiggy]

I love this good good boy. Now all I need is for the gods to make 2 other 45-minute-long videos for the other brothers

[@kyro8559]

the short term plant rental bit is a classic

[@sathonahcky]

can’t believe that clip of griffo and the banana is just him and pat sitting there and there’s no one else!! there’s no one talking at all it’s just pat and griffin :)

[@sathonahcky]

just scrolled like an inch down in the comments and realized that i am not original!!!! credits to batman for their great and funny comment

[@perky8390]

i wish i understood this

[@greeensouls9]

perky's animations just griffin eating a banana next to his good friend pat :)

[@perky8390]

@@greeensouls9 no seriously i really dont get it

[@greeensouls9]

perky's animations hhhhh the other dude is a creep we dont associate

[@nicovaldez9482]

"eight foot *WHEEEEZE* Vertical leap. Okay that's very impressive. I do love to play basketball."

[@megstubing]

The cronch heard around the world.

[@claudiasturgell3118]

The mcelroys are the embodiment of gay humor and they're all straight

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

Huh.

[@elpisflowers]

Kyle Hart they said “The mcelroys are the embodiment of gay humor and they’re all straight”

[@Blueklima9708]

Stephen Eberhard The McElroys

[@jccs98]

what

[@Blueklima9708]

Stephen Eberhard They Their humor is what gay humor is

[@sunnydfangirl]

The Cat-lateral Damage bit is the greatest example of brotherly relationships ever invented

[@zach7482]

"Griffin decided to take his time. And he's learnt a lesson about hubris" "NOOO COMEON!" "I'm frreeeee"

[@KellseyAlexHipo]

The first clip is funnier if you've listened to the episode of Wonderful! where Griffin and Rachel talk about how he tried out for the basketball team every year in elementary school and he never made it

[@ducciwucci]

no it isn't

[@Amokraw]

I love Griffin's website about him meeting Michael Jordan and the cast of Space Jam. It has such deep lore.

[@morkie98]

This video is 43 min long...... feels like 5 tho donnit?

[@jackmorgan5076]

Truth

[@neospacez]

Absolutely obsessed with the sound Griffin's mic makes when he sets it down in amiibo corner

[@marygraham1709]

BONK

[@battlemaxxed]

griffin not ending the video because he keeps getting new events and levels is almost exactly what adhd feels like

[@inktoxicant]

*OKAY THIS IS INTENTIONALLY THREATENING* 26:10 I had to timestamp this scene because it's my favorite & I can never find a good solo clip of it

[@travisl5609]

inkboy SP its from episode two of the show; i watch it on vrv :)

[@thenormalestgirl]

IM PART BOY, PART CAR, BOYCAR, PROTECTER AND KING OF CHILLIDELPHIA

[@benisbread8699]

This is a man I have chosen to admire... I have no regrets

[@sicksalt7765]

Griffin McElroy is an immortal being, much like John Mulaney, Jeff Goldblum, and possibly George Clooney (but we aren't sure if Cloony is truly immortal). How can this beautiful boy switch between Griffin's Ammibo Corner and his narrations in TAZ. He can't, unless he has taken in many lifetimes. Edit: Due to careful consideration (in light of recent events), Keanu Reeves has been added to this list. Lin-Manuel Miranda as well, and we apologize for how overdue this addition has been (we’d like to point out, however, that he was not born immortal, and we are still unsure as to how he gained immortality) Edit Two: Hello all, yes, we have more additions to our ever-expanding list. I’d quickly like to give a brief thanks to those who provide us with this crucial information. Betty White has been added-an embarrassing mistake to leave her out in the first place-as well as Hozier, one of if not THE oldest immortal on record to date. Thanks again, and we hope to increase our list evermore in the future.

[@hygiei]

the lost century adventure zone arc was a thinly veiled autobiography

[@alanalan6559]

JOSEPH SABLOSKY the McElroy family has existed since the beginning of time and will continue to do so until the end of time.

[@meiji4785]

I love that the names Griffin McElroy and John Mulaney are both in one sentence

[@intertenera]

voting for lin manuel miranda to go on this list

[@sydneycottrell6742]

Griffin is an immortal but he doesnt know it yet he still thinks hes a normal guy

[@kailey8397]

As someone who exclusivly knows them from The Adventure Zone, hearing their voices coming out of actual faces is surreal

[@lizoliver3021]

10:16 the absolute emotional whiplash from "one dragon is cool" to _screams of agony and aching_ is immaculate

[@bucket4459]

doctor: you have 42 minutes and 58 seconds left to live me: watches this

[@WhiteDragoon68]

Honestly, I would need a couple extra seconds on that because you know I gotta watch that Banana Cronch more than one time dog.

[@ellasophia2651]

*is left with one second and dies with unfinished buisness*

[@aceorsst1355]

@@ellasophia2651 that's good, then you can come back to haunt the internet and watch this for eternity

[@SpenserPrichard]

As soon as Turbovicki in bball gear graced my screen I knew this was gonna be a great use of my next 43 minutes

[@Paperplanerr1]

Spenser Gallo Kobe!

[@demogorgon8316]

And to this day I still say "I'm part boy, part car, carboy, protECTER AND KING OF CHILLIDELPHIA" and "there's an alligator woman down here"

[@atthepartycheers]

“leave me SOMETHING? NOTHING? YOU LEAVE ME NOTHING? THIS HOW YOU DO ME???” makes me break out into giggles immediately

[@cultbaby1173]

I use that quote in my day to day life 😅

[@oskarcarnwath9665]

the genuine fear in his voice when he spawned all the dragons kills me

[@owlpip8992]

i just think he’s neat

[@cleown5123]

he could breakdance and he was my sonsband

[@danielle6008]

where is the "i think dogs should vote" video from bc i'm crying laughing

[@narrativematters4100]

The Second Life, Second Chances Monster Factory miniseries (sponsored by Totino's®)!

[@lumen8341]

dog VOTE! dog VOTE! dog SUFFRAGE! kzbin.info/www/bejne/paPVlJqmf5qnh5Y (part 1. you're welcome)

[@danielle6008]

tysm !!

[@kmlac6596]

One of the best video series on KZbin!!

[@neilio05]

Can’t like this, it has 420 likes

[@JustBronzeThingsLoL]

If it wasn't for his crippling fear of crowds, Griffin could kill as a stand up comedian. That airplane bit killed me, i am dead.

[@gobsmacked2740]

WAIT HES THE GUY WHO JUDGES AMIBOS BY EATING THEM

[@Tinlion09]

God, to be in the studio when they tried to come up with a porn-name joke that didn't end with all three of them having the same one...

[@literalruleslawyer]

TEEN names

[@patriciamolinari1394]

this video actually changed my life introducing me to the mcelroys which got me into taz which got me into dnd and it makes me so happy i hope the creator knows how much this vid means to me

[@literalruleslawyer]

backpack for his applesauce BACKPACK FOR HIS APPLESAUCE JA'AM GOT THE APPLESAUCE THAT YOU CRAVE everybody catch this juicy ja'am wave

[@michaelbruins]

There has never been a time when this is recommended and I do not watch it. For years this video has brought so much joy.

[@thisisfine9586]

The fact that I can recite most of these with his exact cadence and tone is something that brings me great pride and shame

[@vorpalshortsword4504]

Please resize the pizza box

[@malmamia8912]

6:05 THAT COCONUT BONK SOUND WHEN HE PUTS ITH MICROPHONE DOWN IS KILLING ME

[@jessidawn5321]

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THIS

[@saturnoperative4484]

something about his speech pattern is so fucking incredible and i cannot for the life of me figure out why i love it so much

[@redactedwatkins6195]

i cant listen to the ice cream songs without hearing the louie zong keyboard

[@TheKowal108]

I'm commenting like 3 years after I first watched this to let you know this video is the reason I started listening to the Mcelroys, you truly changed my life ❤

[@Goatbeez]

“There’s a 4:20 A.M too!?!?” Just thought that was a fun one today

[@spacequeenexe6256]

six word story: “oh my god, roachie just despawned”

[@Vesdus]

Am I the only one who WANTS to be 3 deep in the window so that I can paint my gundam models with acrylic paint in peace?

[@shadowfire04]

ah. now i can put a face to the dnd master and his bros one of them looks like who i was expecting them to, the other two don't.

[@GippyHappy]

Yuan Yuan none of them look like their voices to me

[@Misspip1993]

Griffin saying “New Duckburg! come out and play!” kills me every damn time.

[@SaweetTooth]

"AH BEEEEEEEaaaaaaanss"