DON'T TOUCH THE FISH- MBMBaM

Excerpt from MBMBAM 406 Face 2 Face: Sweet Dreams, Timothy
All credit of course goes to Justin, Travis and Griffin Mcelroy as well as our boy Isaac/Stevie

[@GippyHappy]

Not-Stevie is such a fascinating character. I never could have imagined a type of person whose response to "do you work in an aquarium?" is "I wish."

[@swanofoceane]

Isaac is probably the best audience participant of all time

[@popcornenthusiast]

I agree it’s hilarious but have you heard the segment about Fiona and her seven parrots because that one is legendary

[@Randoplants]

Yeah, he plays with the space beautifully

[@jaynenunya6070]

not the scooter accident dude?

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

Isaac is the friggin king of audience members

[@jasonwalker4003]

@@jaynenunya6070 yeah scooter dude is STRONG

[@shawnaeatscats]

Normally it kind of irks me a little when the audience like tries to be buddy buddy or like, funnier than the brothers, but i get the vibe from Isaac that he wasn't trying at all, that's just how he is. Some of his lines are just delivered with such sincerity and aplomb. "I wish..." and "that's what I thought!" Were both just incredible.

[@christalcavanaugh]

“Keep your hands to yourself” “look with your eyes” “the fish are shy” “consent is sexy” “touch your own fish”

[@soundwave.superior]

I love when the audience members vibe so well with the bros and create a back and forth

[@spehizle]

God, could imagine being forced to handle a daily deluge of Karens picking up fish who then getting indignant and offended when the employee tells them "Hey, don't touch raw expensive fish with your bare hands."

[@jasonwalker4003]

and these are whole foods Karens too. brutal

[@prussianprinssces]

I was there and let me tell you this was so wild that travis and justin got out of there seats and had to walk away #touchotherfish

[@warren_waters]

I love you, Isaac

[@horseonbeach]

4:30 the defeated "well" kills me every time

[@maxithalo7796]

Stevie is the 4th mcelroy brother, everyone else go home

[@thisisrenren3657]

Whole foods customers are the literal worst. I used to work there. They would absolutely not buy the fish.

[@eipheres]

i totally believe you. my cousin insists on shopping at whole foods, and she is the worst, most inconsiderate, deliberately annoying person i've ever met.

[@Mattsterweb]

the sign should read "you touch it, you bought it". no mention of "no" or "don't" but it gets the gist across

[@graceryan6349]

You stole my comment lmao

[@KairuHakubi]

an 'organic' store having a policy of not having any negativity in their signs to the point of refusing to use words 'no' and 'don't' is the most clear image of dystopia we live in I can imagine.

[@bishophoffman7939]

"we can't be negative or say no" What a GREAT fucking policy while foods you apes

[@KairuHakubi]

can't hurt anyone's feelings!

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

Rich people ...

[@ultimateninjaboi]

​@@MoonShadowWolfe pretty much.

[@kodomoshawn6729]

"Do to health concerns, please ask for assistance" or something like that.

[@BestBetterBestest]

A sign like that might work if this was a food lion or a Walmart, where everyone was already self conscious about shopping there. But at a whole foods? Bitches think Whole Foods is like, the Valhalla of grocery stores where everything is perfect and clean 100% of the time. They act like God himself delivered them from this mortal coil and they are shopping amongst the angels. They will not listen to a sign like that.

[@jasonwalker4003]

That is definitely the correct answer and also it definitely won't work

[@weneedaladder8384]

@@jasonwalker4003 the correct answer is to install a counter and keep the fish behind it, rather than just... Loose inside the store. Does fish not need to be refrigerated? How can you just leave it out all day?

[@emilyb3875]

@@weneedaladder8384 they’re on ice.

[@arocknrolldream]

The person at 2:07 that screams “WHAT!?!”

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

Haha!

[@Imayormaynotbeatroll]

Somebody get this man a podcast

[@kristenstacey5347]

I want an animated version of this. LOL

[@quintengracequist3059]

I’ll try to arrange something with geothebio lol

[@samuelturner6076]

Welp I’m sure 2020 sorted that situation out

[@Cindyisadog]

Isaac is a fucking king I want to meet this guy

[@ThomasSchannel]

4:54 a sign saying " if you touch the fish you buy the fish" might pass

[@dinkules]

Isaac sounds like Cory Spazkid and I'm dying about it

[@perrilewis180]

Omg he does. The customers are water people

[@arcaii1117]

this is absolutely a story cory would tell on sleepycast

[@dinkules]

@@arcaii1117 honestly every part of this story was extremely Cory except for the lack of cussin'

[@7upvids]

Honored to share a name w/ this dude fr

[@blake..-]

I never listen to live shows because the audience are so CRINGEY but this dude is hilarious

[@suppeccnole6787]

Why? What about them is cringe??

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

​@Suppeccnole Remember that 'cringe' describes a bodily sensation, making it perhaps the most personally defined word in existence. The meaning is so unique to the person as to be completely meaningless among multiple people. So, anytime someone says it, they mean their own personal definition of 'cringe', which wil probably keep it from making sense.

[@suppeccnole6787]

@@MoonShadowWolfe true. I’m just wondering what this person thinks about them is cringe. Idk I’m sensitive to this kinda stuff and I try to not be cringe which is like chasing a rainbow. It’s impossible and the goal just gets farther away. I guess we have to accept that people who dislike you will find reasons to dislike you, and trying to be loved by everyone is like shooting a water gun at the sun

[@thanaGogical]

​@@suppeccnole6787cringe reply

[@suppeccnole6787]

@@thanaGogical lmao

[@dinkules]

It is fucking insane how much he sounds like Cory

[@myanimation8987]

In the house?

[@AntheanCeilliers]

"That's what I thought," KING SHIT

[@jackwilliamtaylor5656]

Oil the floor a few times. People will wise up eventually and shout their order from a 10 foot distance.

[@KairuHakubi]

PLEASE, no fish-touching, ma'am!

[@burthens]

stevie is my cats name.. :(

[@King-ze2kt]

You should be honored

[@CrunchyCrumbles]

what is your cats alter ego

[@abbywolffe4114]

@@CrunchyCrumbles it's Isaac

[@howdy4504]

"I'm an abrasive person" don't worry, we know lol