MBMBAM - Birds vs. Humanity

[@seductivegreenbean8269]

“Travis, if you think that they are gonna play my theme music and I’m gonna run into the ring to save you with a folding chair on this fucking angry birds bit, you have not been following my character arc.” A wild ride from start to finish my man.

[@CBobbington]

"By the way, I don't know how much humor we're going to be able to squeeze out of this one..." Time Remaining in Bit: TWELVE MINUTES

[@jackg3344]

When they started talking about Sully, it took me a while to figure out who they were referencing. I just thought I didn't remember what happened in Monsters Inc. very well.

[@GippyHappy]

Yeah and I'm still not entirely sure they weren't takingabout monsters inc

[@Chizypuff]

Sully was the pilot that landed in the hudson river. He was in the airforce previously and Tom hanks played him in the movie Sully in 2016

[@Animallovercomedian]

At this point I don’t even try to figure out their references

[@PointsofData]

@@Chizypuff no they were talking about that monsters inc short remember

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

Griffin speaks like someone who’s never been attacked by a bird. And it shows.

[@latrodectahespara2728]

He was, in fact, attacked by a swan once.

[@jacobsubirana1343]

He’s obviously never faced “the goose.” 😱

[@DeathnoteBB]

7:58 My favorite is Griffin's quick "oh god. Sorry" when he accidentally says "angry bird" after Travis explains the twitter thing. It's a perfect blend of acknowledgement and fear.

[@3bugsinatrenchcoat]

7:58

[@TheRaccooning]

Nobody tell them about the Great Emu War

[@J3Puffin]

PLEASE someone tell them about the Great Emu War

[@julievontungeln3479]

@@J3Puffin They would literally make an entire episode about it losing their minds lol

[@pintopumpernickel6449]

"...Travis if you think that they are--" "oh god." "-gonna play my theme music, and I am gonna run into the ring, to save you, with a--with a FOLDING CHAIR on this fucking angry birds bit, you have not been following my character arc."

[@thrownstair]

For those who watch Monster Factory, you get to add a new layer of comedy by imagining that they’re not talking about Randy Johnson, but Randyjohnson.

[@the_other_child]

ChrisFS um excuse me it’s randyjohnso plz respect the lore

[@YerpyMoose]

its me, diamondbacks randyjohnson

[@HirilElfwraith]

to be fair to alfred hitchcock, australia did fight a war against emus and lost

[@delaneyfaceless7766]

HirilElfwraith glad you said it before I did :U

[@baxswisher7661]

HirilElfwraith mcelro

[@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329]

Once they opened contracts to the public with bounties, those emus got obliterated by peasants with shotguns and repeating rifles. Not much of a loss imo.

[@blackbird7357]

Birds would win 100% no bias whatsoever.

[@DreamPainter54]

Not only do I have no memory of listening to this bit but I have no memory of reading this comment and yet I went to like it and I had already apparently liked it. Good job, blackbird7357.

[@CaptLuser]

this is pretty much the lore for hatoful boyfriend

[@lionguardant5468]

how dare you remind me of those beautiful beautiful pigeons

[@koolaidman_]

Pigeons in the Strikezone got me real fucking good

[@Onitramm]

"hey honey what's this coin under my pilluh?"

[@Trick.Sparrow]

Now we're onto something! *immediately ends the episode*

[@ViktorZieglerTV]

I took a class about Alfred Hitchcock, we watched most, if not all, of his movies and I didn't get spooked by ANY of the horror movies EXCEPT The Birds. I don't know why, but it was my one weakness

[@Snowfoxie1]

Because psychopaths are like a 1 in a million thing, but the sky is FULL OF BIRDS!

[@PointsofData]

@@Snowfoxie1 birds are ready and willing to attack at any moment, it's only their short attention spans that allow us to live

[@snoixalicious]

@@PointsofData they just know we're going to destroy each other in due time

[@Zcumgod]

You can fight a dude, but you can't fight many birds. Many birds are small enough to squeeze into things, fast enough to dodge most attacks, and have enough sharp bits to be a threat.

[@tephlon-wrap7185]

I love that instead of “yes, and”ing Travis griffin always “no, instead”s him

[@Zmanwarrior]

Ah, so this is what Graduation is revenge for.

[@rome8180]

I hate it. It's why Travis is my favorite and Griffin's arrogant ass is my least favorite.

[@jakeisjake112]

I like when griffens brain constructs a Yahoo question on its own.

[@keenfrizzle]

Ends up coming in handy later!

[@crystalcandles752]

James, not👏🏻the👏🏻 question 👏🏻but👏🏻thank👏🏻you👏🏻very👏🏻much👏🏻

[@GeeVee1978]

This is actually what the lighthouse was about

[@Gwallgofrwydd]

It is the worlds way of "giving you the bird".

[@amandalarson1619]

Oh my god the movie "birdemic"

[@faithfreeman849]

Well now I have to pull a Zuko and try to yell at birds from the top of a building to hit me so I can reset my luck

[@chrislaf]

The phrasing of the question reminds me of the Simpsons "A large, bear-like creature, most likely a bear, has been spotted in town!"

[@MikusDad39]

It was specifically a goose that hit Fabio and it happened on the very first guest ride of the Apollo's Chariot coaster at Busch Gardens. My favorite part was that if it had been reported a day later everyone would have dismissed it as an April Fool's prank

[@poogy42]

I'm at work. I hear the phrase "angry birds" and immediately start thinking of an angry birds joke. Exactly 5 seconds later I hear Justins comment about making an angry birds joke. Time for some self reflection.

[@imaajfpstnfo]

Seagulls! Stop it now!

[@MercuryCat]

Mmmmmmha mmmm mmmm mmmha mmm mmmmmmmmmmha mmmm mmm mmmmha

[@annacollins8999]

me: oh most of the comments will be bird shit stories comment section: nobody mention the emu war!!!! me: Jesus guys

[@biatriesart]

"well, it is birds"

[@ryanewald9740]

SEAGULLS MMMM STOP IT NOW

[@hailbopthecomet]

Hmm ha hmmhmmhmm ha hmmhmm ha hmmhmmhmm ha hmm ha hmmhmm hmmhmm hmmhmm ha!

[@MrKhaosKid]

a santa clause like bird transformation. What the hell is that like?

[@realhugtower]

MrKhaosKid I can only hope it compares to Jeff Goldblum’s fly transformation

[@magicalsolitude516]

Bird vs human is a sensitive subject for Australians

[@BlaizeEternal]

years later that would recreate pigeons in the strike zone in one of the live shows

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

hypothetically speaking I probably could beat a bird as large as a goose, but realistically geese are filled with so much rage and hatred that no mortal man could stand tall before their fury.

[@PointsofData]

They can snap your arm with their neck we can't match that

[@_ArmIa]

I too talked mad shit about Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds before I watched it, because it sounded dumb. Then I actually watched it and it was one of the scariest fucking films I've ever watched.

[@rickyn3023]

Man The brothers reference so many things, a lot of them that I’m aware of but have never experienced. Cheers, Frazier, I’m sure they’ve referenced some of the shit that U2 and Bono have pulled. I had NEVER even heard of “Sully” Sullenberger before this, was he some sort of cultural touchstone?

[@the_other_child]

listening to this high must be an experience

[@DJminor92]

you know it is

[@the_other_child]

confession: i actually was high when i made this comment and i don’t even remember watching this video not to mention what made me think it was such a wild ride

[@samgunn12]

Well played, sir and/or madam.

[@insertcreativenamehere8640]

I saw seven birds

[@stefanowohsdioghasdhisdg4806]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE START OF RHE WAR BETWEEN THE GROUND CHILDREN AND THR SKY PEOPLE

[@troymann8892]

I think Randy could take out an ostrich if he hit it in the head, neck, or leg.

[@cryssnail]

Randy Johnson won the World Series the same year he killed that bird.

[@EpicBeard815]

THE WAR IS FINALLY OVER!

[@ironicoxide]

but what about birds vs humanity vs centaurs?

[@PointsofData]

NOW you're cooking with gas!

[@9786oof]

What good answers

[@NovaCrusher-tk6bs]

I miss yahoos

[@originalpleb]

Ah man, someone should tell them about the emu war

[@RohimBadsha-i7u]

Hernandez Ruth Martin Anthony Brown William

[@jonathanferraro1159]

Bird repellent

[@minamur]

Baseballs have one seam

[@mcmosfet2856]

Every part of my brain is screaming at me to not correct your apparent misunderstanding of what a 2-seam fastball is. Its just barely hanging on. Cheers.