MBMBAM: I'll Breed With Your Chinchillas

From Episode 44 (note: don't listen to the old episodes)
Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy provide possible company names for an aspiring small business owner.

[@novakittenwhiskers6668]

I like how the store front u used is a place from Huntington lmao. my vapor place;

[@DidThatHelp]

YES YOU NOTICED IT! I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD FIGURE IT OUT

[@DidThatHelp]

goo.gl/maps/ZGQo4KWi6EM2

[@novakittenwhiskers6668]

@@DidThatHelp um duh!!!! I go to Marshall and I'm an art student so I walk to the VAC from campus a lot, one of my friends lives next door to DP Dough!!! so I'm very, very familiar with my vapor place haha!

[@rinnhart]

Internet, this is what flyover America looks like. There's a preponderance of vape places and "erotic exotics" - I don't consider this a drawback.

[@harrylane4]

@@rinnhart wv isn't in flyover territory?

[@hyenacinth8970]

I love how Justin just yelled warrior cats names

[@OttoGraff-fu8pj]

Bramblepelt!

[@lime8857]

TROUTLEAP!!

[@Alexandr.ine2005]

*STORMSCREAM*

[@MixxC]

*_NIGHT SHADOW!!!_*

[@Silverwind87]

@@MixxC GARFIELD!

[@bassprogoth]

𝒢𝑜𝒹 𝒟𝒶𝓂𝓃 𝒮𝓁𝓊𝓉 𝑅𝒶𝓉𝓈

[@ryanblakely5786]

Oh okay

[@Halberddent]

*Exotics

[@ShayShayPlay]

My rats are absolutely sluts so this doesn't work.

[@brandthacker8913]

Im hear to fuck Aardvarks and Chinchillas, and I’m fresh out of Aardvarks.

[@notsure1969]

Exotics

[@VvissiaA]

Just call it what it is, a chinchilla brothel.

[@cinnamonbummer9504]

Exotics

[@janesmith1840]

"I came here to fuck aardvarks and chinchillas and I'm all out of aardvarks"

[@notinspectorgadget]

Chinchilla *Whores* ™

[@sycastells1212]

You know. A classy one.

[@JingleShoes]

@@janesmith1840 I saw all of these comments out of context and I was so confused until I actually watch the video

[@Van-Leo]

I forgot chinchillas we're not a Mexican food so I was thinking of a dude just RAWING a chimichanga

[@geneva1895]

Leo THANKS I HATE IT

[@7fl3xm2]

Thats actually better than the other one

[@bassprogoth]

decades from now, with my bones feeble, my hair white, and my loved ones being picked off one by one by the unstoppable force of death, my most treasured memories will begin slipping through my grasp. the gentle touch of a lover, the smile of my child, the tranquility of a sunset. but one thought will linger in my mind long after the others have disappeared; the image of someone rawing a chimichanga

[@garbageboystinkman4461]

deadpool 2 deleted scene

[@unkiefunkie8560]

Nsp?

[@scruffmutt]

I haven't finished this video yet, but I'm gonna put out my vote for "Chinny Chinny Bang Bang"

[@MintBiscuit]

shenaniglenn that’s a good one

[@christopherhale3140]

Chinny Chinny Bang Bang Exotics

[@gabewright5571]

Surprisingly relevant

[@janesmith1840]

Fucking bravo, wow

[@bertogonzalez7057]

This wins

[@taakotuesdays]

I took a sip of coke before “Mussolini’s chinchillas” and that was a mistake

[@aminobeano7915]

Fuck yea grip it and rip it, baby

[@TheMrVengeance]

Can we just acknowledge that every one of the example names from the question is just the name for a scented candle? Blue moon, Autumn Breeze, White Rose. No way those aren't scented candles right.

[@charcoalsdestiny7857]

They just walked through a candle aisle and found ones they like the names of,,

[@wallflower8153]

It sounds like if a erotic store tried to be bougie and then threw chinchillas into the mix

[@pepesilvia429]

@@wallflower8153 I assume "bougie" here refers to the french word for candle?

[@KairuHakubi]

" "Grandma's Apple Cinnamon Spice" is the scented candle I would use to describe your chinchilla's mouth."

[@justaguy4311]

No way the business owner isn't a woman

[@obsidian.heartz]

they joke now, but wait until their children discover the warriors series in their library, picking out that third-grade page-turner you thought you heard the last of Bramblepelt, but here he and every last one of his warrior ancestors are to haunt your dreams and teach you the warrior code

[@s.g.7572]

That comment was a rollercoaster and a half

[@12345678abracadabra]

Do you not know that they already talked about warrior cat names?

[@Jorb.]

I wsnt to like this comment so badly but the number of likes is at 666

[@chocolatemetalmilk2685]

Loved them as a kid, but my sweet god were there a lot of the fuckers

[@beth5529]

Chocolate MetalMilk even when i was 9 i was like “slow down, you’re making so many typos”

[@BlueRedGooGoo]

That "fresh out of aardvarks" hit me so hard that I had to drop to the ground to prevent myself from falling into something.

[@nicestpancake]

This is a Ride. Don't eat or drink while listening to this bit.

[@brightshadow80]

"I want a bag of chinchillas." "All I've got right now is this bag of one dozen starving, crazed weasels." "Ok, I'll take that."

[@ham1nator1337]

Underrated comment

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

a l b u q u e r q u e

[@harperparee7230]

hey youve got weasels on your face

[@thrashandburn10221]

This kind of chicanery sounds like something that could only happen in a state capital

[@twojuiceman]

You got any chinchillas? NAH! WE'RE OUTTA CHINCHILLAS!

[@parker3283]

the audio of this makes it sound like im stuck in a cave underground with them and weve been her for almost a day and were slowly losing our minds and i can already feel the waters rising and im just preparing myself to die either of asphyxiation or drowning

[@karinnehiyama6818]

or cannibalism

[@emmajay5666]

And Griffin is reading Yahoo Answers from a laptop instead of using what's left of the battery to get help.

[@luxkarim6088]

@@emmajay5666 yup

[@lauracatsos3774]

In this imaginary scenario would you say you are... chin deep

[@thecurtains]

@subtle username cause i'm chin too deep and i'm trying to keep

[@loganplourde886]

Imagine a chinchilla named starscream

[@amaricarmouche6456]

Logan Plourde sounds like a sign for me to get one

[@milksoda655]

Deathclaw the chinchilla

[@sarahcliffbar]

I had a teacher once that lamented to us for a whole class period about the fact that her newborn niece was named starscream

[@tigercors3308]

@@sarahcliffbar how does that happen????????

[@frnk8650]

@@sarahcliffbar you can’t just drop that and not give us more details. this is keeping me up at night

[@SkyCaststeelNichijou]

"You're gonna want Rosy, she breaks in the newbies" is perhaps the most uncomfortable sentence.

[@KassParish]

"I'm here to fuck aardvarks and chinchillas, and we're all out of aardvarks" is possibly the funniest thing ever said in context

[@thekatzcorner]

or out of context, let's be real

[@themardbard9096]

The "segmented eyes" chinchilla instilled primal fear, thank you.

[@vsams14]

I am like 99% sure "I'd breed with your chinchillas" means "I'd let my chinchillas get it on with your chinchillas"

[@cooperality]

vsams14 even the 1% of uncertainty in that is too much.

[@Cheerybelle]

I am like 100% sure "I'ld breed with your chinchillas" means "I'ld bone down on them fluffy rats" because this is the internet, and people will fuck anything that has at least one hole.

[@KelpieRider]

@@Cheerybelle don't be ridiculous They can add holes

[@Cheerybelle]

​@@KelpieRider Indeed. Such is an oft documented occurrence.

[@nomukun1138]

I've heard this bit a hundred times and I never before considered that.

[@Ellie-jr4zy]

BRAMBLEPELT

[@jarondratman]

_STORMSCREAM_

[@kork8213]

_NIGHTSHADOW_

[@nakkokip]

*ROSEWHISKER*

[@vinokai]

*CINDERPELT*

[@homestuck_official]

GARFIELD

[@Numi50]

I couldn’t help but imagining walking down the street and seeing a business with a sign that just reads God Damn Slut Rats. You guys crack me up.

[@0stuff220]

im honestly a fan of "dead chinchillas"

[@Cheerybelle]

Now imagine the comment with no context.

[@notinspectorgadget]

why, what'd they do to you?

[@ImperialFister]

Kill the little furry fucktards, genocide the cunts

[@robertsmithfan877]

that one kills me

[@docseamonster3491]

it's pronounced de'ad

[@jaketaylor2775]

These would all be the store in Bob's Burgers that keeps changing names each episode

[@KairuHakubi]

aw that's probably where Princess Littlepiddles / Shinobu came from.

[@cryptiecreep]

"How do you get chin deep?!" With a LOT of practice

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

And a whole lot of ambition

[@jjju3]

The editing of thie video definitely definitely makes it like ten thousand times funnier holy shit.

[@nori1123]

ok maybe i overestimated how long it'd be until i see you again. huh.

[@breadeater1194]

"Don't listen to the old episodes" they say, as they post a 7 minute long bestiality bit from the old episodes.

[@Abigail-hu5wf]

I'm now realising that the only other old bit I know is The Garfield Monstrosity and so literally the only bits I know from pre-100 are about two men who desperately want to have animal sex. How the FUCK did this show get popular, I love it but good LORD.

[@mako1717]

@@Abigail-hu5wf dont forget about that one sonic the hedgehog bit 😭

[@sylph8005]

To be fair, not all of the bit is dedicated to bestiality.

[@buttergeek9985]

Someone needs to go in the garbage and find the parts that are still good for something

[@sepiasmith5065]

it's pronounced deÁD

[@marbyyy7810]

Netflix and chillas

[@blueskybelyr]

Dylan's Galaxy :O

[@SwediCandy]

OOOOHHHHH

[@warren_waters]

Damn that's good stuff

[@majalis7010]

(but no netflix)

[@catlove15000]

Exotics

[@lyricperson24]

for real though my mom’s a lawyer and she knows of another local lawyer who has his name listed as “A. ___ ____” even though his name doesn’t start with an A so he’ll be one of the first listed in phonebooks

[@jayseane4551]

that's literally genuis. and no one can get mad because he can just say "oh, the a stands for attorney"

[@notinspectorgadget]

@@jayseane4551 or aardvark

[@noway9320]

A. Lawyer

[@k3y0f4nark3]

I got to about 50 seconds in when I realized I was thinking chihuahuas, not chinchillas

[@sapphire4310]

i don't even know what i was thinking about, but it wasn't an animal

[@ahobbit1273]

Not gonna lie, I’d definitely go somewhere called Fun Dip Baseball Disco Dance

[@idontcare6736]

You’d probably be disappointed once you got there and realized it was just a chinchilla store though

[@estergrant6713]

okay all the names with “exotics” in the end are literal strip club names. every single one

[@itsaballoonparty]

Chinchilla doesn’t sound like a word anymore

[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

Exotics

[@GemA2Gen]

it never did to me

[@itsaballoonparty]

valid

[@shadowdroid776]

I keep going back to this video every so often, and I think the best name is one Justin said that sounds like he's having a stroke: "Hey I got a new Chinchilla!" "Oh cool! Where did you get it?" "A Friend of Mine Once Told Me That I Shouldn't be Afraid of Chinchillas Because They Have Raspberry Eyes and They Wouldn't Hurt a Flea"

[@xWideEyedWonder]

I have no witty comment, I'm laughing too hard, but just wanted to say the signs as visuals made the audio about 10 times funnier.

[@Datbombboody]

i liked the stealthy three arrows on the front of mussolini's chinchillas

[@McGuinty2]

I also like that the sign is written in the Ferrari typeface.

[@DimT670]

What exactly do those mean?

[@zoedegenerate6703]

@@DimT670 it's the iron front, three arrows against fascism, communism, and monarchy. kinda dumb because of the communist part, idk why a lot of cool communists and anarchists adopt the symbol or try to reclaim it. Comes from a German paramilitary organization.

[@DimT670]

@@zoedegenerate6703 i mean at the time stalin was literally allied with hitler and, well, was generally stalin, so pretty bad, , therefore them being against communism checks out

[@concon09090]

Chug and Squeeze Exotics

[@janusclaymore]

HAHAHA YES FANTASTIC

[@dokidelta1175]

"It's the fun one"

[@Yohannai]

Oh man, I'd completely forgotten about that XD There's wine and pottery making as an aside of Chinchillas ;)

[@mattferrett]

The slow zoom on the building makes this x100 times funnier

[@vynniev9611]

The DETAIL and VARIETY of the signs absolutely decked me

[@AustinNebbia]

Aardvarks Anonymous (so it's still early in the phone book), and Megan's all like, "No, yeah, they're totally aardvarks, they're just undercover as chinchillas."

[@Slop_Dogg]

I miss how mean they used to be. Griffin calling the “chinny chilled out cats” person a dumb fuck killed me

[@coalmine9666]

"I'll breed with your Chinchillas" PHRASING. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

[@youngarchaeotech189]

“The advice show for the modern age.”

[@ecyrb9844]

era. you chinchilla.

[@spookden5243]

aH YES, *BRAMBLEPELT* THE BEST CHIN-CLAN WARRIOR YOU EVER DID SEE

[@toygertiger5504]

Hearing “erotic exotics” being suggested killed me because that’s really similar to the name of a fantasy sex toy website

[@Anastas1786]

Wintergreen Chinchillas. It sounds classy, as requested, at first blush, and then when you realize the oblique reference to Spearmint Rhino, you have a slightly better understanding of the business' function. Classy and descriptive, but not _so_ descriptive that the other nearby business owners are going to worry about you scaring customers away or embarrassing them by association.

[@williamousley9794]

I appreciate your genuine suggestion contrasted with the overwhelming chinchilla fuck energy of the video

[@laurenhawes7201]

I would choose "dusty bunnies" becaus they clean themselves in dust

[@DidThatHelp]

Lauren Hawes this is a very good point

[@TheHarryGuyVids]

Netflix and chin-chill

[@1piemanpie]

Netflix and chilla

[@molliemicrobe]

Writing Mussolini's Chinchillas in the same font Ferrari uses is a very good lil goof

[@weegee1204]

you and your editing skills are a gift to the world and to mbmbam fans everywhere

[@kiki-drawer2669]

Didnt know I could watch a building for 7 minutes and be so happy

[@lellowranger]

This is the perfect amount of animation for me. No full on cartoons, just some cute store logos (cleverly) photoshopped on a place in Huntington. Well done!! I forgot how funny this question was holy shit lol.

[@gesumin]

“Madame Chinchillas” is just so good and precious to me

[@thekingofscrump]

VANILLA CHINCHILLAS HOW DIDNT THESE DUNDERHEADS THINK OF IT

[@RatKingShriggy]

i've heard the word "chinchillas" so many times now it stopped being a word lmao (also, i don't know why but the visual of all the different signs makes this at least twice as funny, good job)

[@abbywolffe4114]

I cannot get over Autumn Breeze Chinchillas it sounds like a candle

[@c-cubecreates4404]

how does justin not own chindeepexotics.com

[@DidThatHelp]

This is such an important point, thank you

[@Yohannai]

I'm terrified at the very thought of what can be found on that page if anything if I ever decide to click it. Better off leaving Pandora's box closed thanks

[@chickenlittle7139]

Oh thank fuck, I thought that was a link to an actual website but tbh I can’t tell if I’m glad it’s not real or disappointed

[@freak3470]

up for grabs

[@maicey_t.]

The visual makes this even funnier. The slow zoom on the storefront resetting every time the name changes DESTROYS me.

[@AlexanderHarris]

That zoom-in at the end is so good XD

[@pbbbtttt8185]

The “fresh out of aardvarks” line is the funniest fucking thing Travis has ever said

[@notinspectorgadget]

animated should have like 53 quotation marks surrounding it, that said I absolutely love this video.

[@TriforceChad]

"Chinchilla shaped" might have been the worst moment to take a sip of water

[@yerbhaw9122]

thank you for your usage of the bob's burgers chinchilla, princess liddlepiddles will live on in our memories forever

[@foofofdeath]

Travis is a genius for coming up with Chin Deep

[@rattyeely]

Rude boys insulting small pets

[@BingbongDeNiro]

Note: Don't listen to the uploader's description, the first 150 episodes absolutely rock.

[@DimT670]

Eh. They are pretty mediocre with some pretty bad parts and also Griffin is so sad its honestly a downer

[@thanaGogical]

@@DimT670 yeah they rock

[@MarcadeSA]

I come back to this video every couple of months and I'm always impressed at the amount of work put into it.

[@bigtub1101]

5:08 Fun dip baseball disco dance caught me off guard, jesus lord have mercy

[@katetaylor7507]

i am in true and actual tears at "Fun Dip Baseball Disco Dance"

[@nonchalantlycats6317]

warrior fans coming out from the woodworks in the comments

[@LA-mi9le]

HAS GRIFFIN BEEN ON THE SIGN THE WHOLE TIME IM FREAKING OUT

[@cablecar10]

"How am I gonna top that?" Yeah, how ARE you doing to *top* that 👀

[@c.m.880]

Why is slowly zooming in on an image the funniest thing in the fucking world to me

[@GippyHappy]

I just want you to know this is my favorite video and I watch it constantly, still cracking up every time. Not just cause this but is hilarious, but the visuals really elevate it.

[@iLOVEpicklesBRO28]

CHINCHILLIN

[@EpicBeard815]

Sacco Chincillas is too brilliant for the world

[@apinkgoat]

The first MBMBaM video I watched. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but... thanks KZbin recommendations

[@Yohannai]

You're stepping into a world of amazing and hilarious content my friend, enjoy

[@apinkgoat]

Yohannai yeah! Poor me, I didn’t even know about the world of hurt that TAZ would bring... ouch

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

I want to think that the guy who said "I'll breed with your chinchillas" meant hehad chinchillas himself that he would bring over and he just had the worst phrasing, but on the internet, i dont know

[@ObsessionistVideos]

I started listening with #50 and you have done me a great service this day

[@anar_key3906]

this did help. thank you

[@CaylexT]

3:52 This is the part you're going to want to replay over and over

[@AP-uj2fg]

This is one of my comfort videos

[@Sithprincex]

Love that you said to NOT listen to the old episodes bc YOU ARE RIGHT FRIENDO

[@barnabykane4515]

That feeling you get when Justin says you're a valid pet but that he still doesn't like you.

[@thrownstair]

If one is willing to pan through the problematic earlier episodes like an old-timey prospector, there is some gold in there.

[@whetlands]

Honestly, besides some iffy things like Griffin advocating for furry death camps early on, the early episodes have some of the best bits in all of MBMBAM. I've listened and relistened from around ep. 12 to the end of the Extreme Restraints era a few times and I still feel like I can conclude it's the best period of the podcast's history and find it annoying that people insist on skipping the early stuff. The jingles and Extreme Restraints ad spots made even the Moneyzone something to look forward to and the brothers got way more buckwild before they had professional reputations to uphold and families to support.

[@EmilyTotallynotbees]

Y’all ever get high and desperately want to hear this bit but you can’t find it cause you keep entering in “MBMBAM HAMSTERS MBMAM HAMSTER BUSINESS MBMBAM HAMSTER STORE”

[@eliotaddams2261]

My first mbmbam experience

[@Uncle-Jay]

I miss this kind of energy they used to bring.

[@caittails]

The concept of little Stormscream rolling around in his dust bath and twitching his whiskers makes me so irrationally happy 😊

[@YorkJonhson]

The ominous reflective eyes on the "Tiny Shitty Cats" sign got a solid laugh out of me.

[@MorganChaos]

i appreciate that at first this was "lmao what" and slowly devolved in euphemism until we landed at "come watch a dude fuck a chinchilla"

[@catcher0]

these men have made me cry multiple times

[@eleri_theda]

This is so good!

[@swordswaltzing]

ive been listening for a few year now and ive listened to pretty much everything after 150, but this is hands down my favorite mbmbam bit ever i swear

[@spiderwishing]

thanks for takin one for the team and finding a funny bit from one if the old episodes so the rest of us don't have to go thru that

[@cheesyncrackers9670]

Im not sure why but after i heard "fun dip baseball disco dance," my brain sang it to the tune of "double bubble disco queen" lmao

[@nickmoore8145]

just saw a video of a very cute chinchillas. unfortunately i thought of this mbmbam bit.

[@theonlysumireharafanboyint6919]

The climax of the segment was the Duke Nukem reference that made everything come full circle and I wish the segment ended there.

[@SpookyDeerArt]

the note in the description is valid

[@sploopst6868]

this is so good oml you actually made me cry

[@daisy9858]

This is the video that made me start listening to the podcast

[@Mr.0.Ramses]

Amazing, i want to see more