MBMBaM - Dusty Bone Circle

From Episode 93 "Dax is All"
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[@rancidtooth]

This is the real plot to taz amnesty

[@90geekgirl06]

bonus points, Agent Stern and Barclay are boyfriends now.

[@pbtbp]

Y’all heard it here first. Cryptids are gay culture

[@ksochia12]

Can confirm

[@Pomlithe]

sorry chief but mothman is a staunch supporter of traditional gender roles

[@twigwigsoso]

Pomlithe honey have you seen taz amnesty

[@Pomlithe]

man i haven't even finished taz the first

[@murpaderp8461]

"First" you say. As an avid bigfoot hunter, I can tell you this isn't the first anything.

[@user-zq6xv5bg4g]

this podcast really changes the deeper implications of buzzfeed unsolved

[@camirobinson9237]

bold of justin to assume lesbians aren’t also avid cryptid hunters

[@gayplasma]

I thought lesbians had an exclusive claim to mothman hunting though. Did I miss a meeting?

[@skullptures142]

Wait I thought all lesbians were secretly cryptids what

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

That's because until the 60s, no one thought woman could enjoy sex, so only male gay sex was illegal. That's actually true, lesbian sex wasnt illegal because the men in change in the 1400s thought it couldn't exist.

[@lilithwills812]

Frogman? Lesbians.

[@BestBetterBestest]

@@gayplasma Lesbians and West Virginians.

[@sararadford8055]

Maybe the real cryptid was the secret gay sex we found along the way

[@AnAttemptAtHumor]

tbh the field of paleontology was actually pioneered by a gay man, Franz von Nopsca

[@EvelynnEleonore]

nah, Terry Sullivan was the one who pioneered it

[@olivia7782]

Dinosaurs are gay culture it’s official hell yeah

[@mozarteanchaos]

one of the animals with the highest rate of homosexuality is the black swan black swans, by virtue of being birds, are dinosaurs dinosaurs are absolutely gay culture and anyone who says otherwise is a fool and a coward

[@user-wm1em1rg4p]

Lewis and Clark be like "What if 🤔 we traveled America 🏞️ to look for living mammoths 🐘 and we were both boys?? 😳🥺"

[@murphyleigh6319]

Okay but that’s actually a legit historical interpretation of their relationship, like, actual historians debate whether or not one of them was like, desperately in love with the other one and then literally died of a broken heart IIRC.

[@taib.2791]

did you mean: *_taz amnesty_*

[@donglefongle]

Tai B. PFFFFFFFFFT

[@todorokishoto3058]

“If women wanna have secret gay sex with each other they just do it ‘cause they’re grownups.” But that’s not to say we won’t actually go cryptid hunting on our first date

[@lionguardant5468]

to be honest cryptid hunting is the best first date idea ever

[@Champiness]

The demon roleplaying part is amazing

[@Champiness]

"You twittered soul"

[@leebos]

Agent Stern's character arc really was planned out in the forbidden MBMBAM era

[@Armydude1233]

It's absolutely criminal that this wasn't titled Jurassic Pork.

[@MrToasty9000]

there actually is a cryptid called the Globster! it washed up in scituate MA in like the 40s i think? it turned out to be a dead shark though

[@mindlessscientist3772]

Oh yeah those were just normal creatures that got frozen in ice so long their structure weakened and they became horrible flesh globs

[@Dylan_Platt]

Justin making fun of cryptid hunters: Duck Newton would like a word with you...

[@outdatedmeme4963]

Listening to this again after Amnesty is amazing, this shit slaps

[@sd_wafiya6018]

Question asker sounds like a protagonist at the start of a shounen anime

[@Lakatu]

Is no one going to mention that in Australia the Sasquatch is called a “Yowie” ...? I though that was gonna be the whole bit

[@FSEThompson]

(Just a heads up, while the Yowie has similar folkloric status in Australia as the Sasquatch does in America, it actually has its roots in Indigenous oral history, it's not like the same legend just with a different name, it's its own Thing and has its own history. Its name is fucking hilarious these days lmao)

[@mooglemeister5070]

@@FSEThompson funnily enough, so does the sasquatch, which is itself a native name! certain tribes even claim to have intelligent contact with sasquatch, trading fish for wild forage and even having conversations and such. it's all pretty interesting!

[@aluckychance2]

some of us are trying to track down the bahlrokhg

[@SmugBagel]

trying to capture a fae with a salt circle lmao

[@loganplourde886]

Cathleen Hill you need dusty bones obviously, fuckin posers

[@izzyusle5882]

Travis calling Champ "Champion" made me laugh out loud. That's like... a much better name, why do we call it Champ?

[@GodzillaRex100]

Izzy Usle it's short for Champlain

[@MiloKuroshiro]

That explains A LOT of Amnesty...

[@zw3461]

As both a gay person and an amateur cryptozoologist I want to be offended by this but it's so damn funny

[@hellr4zer19]

maybe im rehashing things here but am i the only one that finds it ironic that the man that is claiming all cryptid hunters are just looking for a fun time in the woods knows about a bunch of cryptids?

[@Trick.Sparrow]

I WANNA MUD SQUATCH

[@themoonfight]

I never knew there was a SECOND American Loch Ness Monster myth?? There’s one we call Chessie in the Chesapeake Bay

[@fandomtrash6016]

This brings TAZ Amnesty to a whole new level

[@OctagonalGolbat]

5:42 If you're looking for the TT sound about lesbians.

[@uraalice]

I love shin megami tensei

[@zixise]

Tamia Hammonds cuz it's amazing. Except the last half of 4... but YEAH!

[@wowthatsprettycoolhuh]

Mothman REAL

[@breannaw7254]

4:47 "El Chupacabra"

[@reyreynolds693]

Yahoopernatural. Pilot coming this summer.

[@Lily-bj9xu]

This makes the buzzfeed unsolved episode awkward

[@Fizzlesmirk]

Holy shit is this the Robert route of DDADDS?

[@devinleigh9700]

probably yeah

[@sicksalt7765]

Nice profile picture

[@grumpygato99]

*looks over at all the cryptid hunting shows*

[@AdaHazard]

I feel like the McElroy's skepticism about this stuff is going to lead to an actual encounter with one of these creatures...

[@mooglemeister5070]

"Guys, it's Sasquatch! He just gave me a big bag of weed!"

[@greeensouls9]

lov they called gay women grown ups 😘 i knew i stanned

[@derpfox4525]

What I'm taking away from this, is that Barkley has seen some shit

[@kiixiies8816]

Do they not know who Jeff the Killer is. How did they miss out on classic 2000s memes like that?

[@K-bb2bc]

Kixies because God loves them. I envy them.

[@balrogdahomie]

They’re like 40 or whatever

[@kiarabrown99]

balrogdahomie they’re in their early thirty’s right now

[@marveltard]

because jeff was never really that popular

[@justinmontana3710]

They're definitely too old to have encountered the creepypasta side of the internet. Griffin's in his mid thirties at their youngest, and I'm pretty sure Justin is almost as old as my dad

[@zacharywood9416]

I love when Travis says something completely unfunny and Griffin and Justin ignore it

[@Pieandpunch7]

keithxmothman

[@kayseedeffenbaugh560]

Whatever37 I SEE YOUR VOLTRON REFERENCE

[@hatchetwlw]

Good to know Griffin definitely came up with agent Stern during this bit

[@harrietpotter649]

Spring heeled Jack isn't Jack the Ripper you silly boys

[@greeensouls9]

taz amnesty is quaking

[@magicbayonet6310]

what Agent Stern's coworkers say about him

[@marypresslike]

I love brokeback mountain!

[@alexw.7097]

GOD. Right after Justin said "Welcome to Jurassic Pork" an ad came up in my game for a JP game and it immediately echoed "Welcome to Jurassic Park!" Wtfffff

[@Heavenly9999]

Diggin For Bones~

[@headquarterproductions1484]

I'm hear cause my good friend and I were talking about Nightcrawler and Quicksilver having a secret gay relationship

[@j.8522]

buzzfeed unsolved

[@Diana-tx2iz]

Yeah why do you think we like mothman so much?

[@Mothmaninist]

He seems like a cool guy, someone I could hang out with

[@rowandwyer324]

I have sacrificed everything... What have you given?

[@secondbreakfastpip540]

Why is this just Stern

[@ly-fs1km]

i saw redo brokeback mountain but they hunt some squatch

[@etruscanboarvesselceramic6348]

Wasn't springheel jack a vampire in oblivion hahahaha

[@GodzillaRex100]

Big Boi maybe but they was talking about a monster/thing that terrorized a steam punk time London

[@artemisruse436]

GodzillaRex100 springheeled jack was a real thing too. There are police reports about them. Sort of super into it.

[@heloiaowling4878]

amazing

[@starcasters5455]

want real demon hunting watch taz amnesty or gary`s demons

[@Robocopnik]

Damn, that 'sex under a bridge' joke is cold.

[@cottontaelle]

holy shitt they don't even know what jeff the killer is hgkudhgi

[@AntheanCeilliers]

I'm so mad at the person role-playing Mastema from Shin Megami Tensei as a demon - he's a terrifying terrifying angel

[@rainbowwhimsy4621]

Did the boys know they were inventing Amnesty when they recorded this?

[@donkeyshspittle]

man, cant believe i gotta hate the mcelroys now cuz they said Nevada wrong!

[@reidheidler5138]

No wonder Tumblr loves cryptids so much

[@ladyrest8455]

I'm a friend of Charlie and Charlie chases devils 🎒💭🦊⚖️🦋

[@h0neyp13]

Fun fact: fish are too stupid you feel pain

[@genericname8727]

Fun fact: this is false

[@Luuuluuuu]

i liked griffin until he said nevada

[@leont7567]

This is a pretty nasty homophobic bit.

[@mmtittle]

i’m gay and i thought it was funny ngl. the mcelroys can have a little homophobia... as a treat.

[@TheRealKLT]

It's not, but you can be mad if you like.

[@pissdog3956]

squatch´in it