I have eaten a 90 count of cheese totinos pizza rolls in one night and let me tell you, wait till they get lukewarm and you can just *slam* them like nothing.
@caitlinisahookerfromhell4 жыл бұрын
Daveyog why would you eat the cheese kind bruh
@IceStarX Жыл бұрын
Just came back, mad respect thanks for the tips
@theonewithatie5 жыл бұрын
one time i ate an entire 90 count bag and a week later i was taken to the er for kidney stones
@laurenyork60954 жыл бұрын
I would say correlation does not equal causation, but all things considered...
@AnnabellaRedwood3 жыл бұрын
Holy Cow Batman!
@SeaTimeless7 жыл бұрын
I'm only 30 seconds in, and I want it on record that I've eaten the full 90 several times and am still technically alive. It does do weird things to your GI tract for a couple days though, especially on the far end.
@koifrog7 жыл бұрын
SeaTimeless "technically"
@Sammie10536 жыл бұрын
For business or pleasure?
@ultimateninjaboi3 жыл бұрын
Just need TotinAway to clean all that blood out of your underwear
@AnnabellaRedwood2 жыл бұрын
@@Sammie1053 lol
@DarlingMissDarling Жыл бұрын
@@ultimateninjaboi hooo I just straight up barked out a cackle that startled a grown man. This absolutely deserved its own separate comment on this goof. 10/10 would recommend. 😂👌
@BirthofaPainter7 жыл бұрын
Tfw you listen to this and you realize that you're 22 and it's been a full decade since you've last had pizza rolls, and you wonder at what point your life went wrong
@AlexanderHarris7 жыл бұрын
We're young, we still have time to right these wrongs!
@carcinogenicoak30576 жыл бұрын
It's pizza time, bois.
@AnnabellaRedwood2 жыл бұрын
@@AlexanderHarris yes!!!!!
@TomBombadil1686 жыл бұрын
I ate 40 when I was 11 or 12 years old. I felt like I was dying and i forced myself to vomit because I was scared at how I felt.
@user-dx1es9ty9o2 жыл бұрын
god bless our troops
@reubenfromow48547 жыл бұрын
I'm English. We do not have pizza rolls. I'm lying in my bed, staring at the ceiling, laughing uncontrollably, and wondering what the hell a pizza roll is. 10/10 would watch again
@BarethyCraig7 жыл бұрын
As a fellow UKer, I think they're like a teeny tiny Greggs pasty/yorkshire pasty filled with sauce and cheese and pepperoni I guess
@bobbypetrelli68444 жыл бұрын
It is a rotund rectangle of pastry filled with a squired of tomato sauces and tiny cubes of “cheese”. Never heat evenly and always end up lace hot in the center. Typical party finger food. For like sports gatherings and kid get togethers
@charevandenheever44604 жыл бұрын
I just though of it as those cheese rolls you can order with your pizza instead of the crust. Just a cheese roll crusted pizza. (South Africa, Romans pizza)
@caseyhullfish13454 жыл бұрын
its like a tiny calzone
@TheTetrapod7 жыл бұрын
I give you the #1 Totino's spokesmen in podcasting!
@jellyfishneo4 жыл бұрын
for anyone as worried as i was about the pizza is a vegetable thing: they actually ruled that pizza *sauce* counted as a serving of vegetables.
@PattyO.N.Company7 жыл бұрын
what are you doing in congress, congress?
@PiertoOccult4 жыл бұрын
I really like this clip and I think it's underrated. It gives off a vibe of them just sort of fucking around and I dig it
@heatherhewitt82547 жыл бұрын
Ok but the human stomach is equipped to eat 4 pounds of food per day, so she probably could do it
@zacharywood94166 жыл бұрын
Heather Hewitt not 4 pounds of THAT
@AceWolf4566 жыл бұрын
I too desire pizza rolls.
@owenw.16436 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing in congress, congress!?"
@GippyHappy Жыл бұрын
One time my chihuahua managed to steal my bag of frozen pizza rolls off the fridge and he ate the whole thing and didn’t die
@eminempreg7 жыл бұрын
this whole thing applies to me
@DarlingMissDarling Жыл бұрын
Oh man, your sn bums me out. 😂😂😂 I don't mean that rudely because it did also make me cackle for 5 mins, so there that's 👌
@IHAVEDT7 жыл бұрын
nice
@DarlingMissDarling Жыл бұрын
"...three pounds of pizza rolls. Mannn... that's gonna be a rough night, huh? Pizza in the morning, pizza after school time, pizza never a-goddamn-gain." Justin. JUSTIN. 🤣🤣 I just -rewound- ? -rewinded- ? I kept rewinding this small couple seconds of audio because it just tickled me so gd much. 😭👌
@murphyleigh63192 жыл бұрын
Idk about letting the Church decide what foods are, given that they declared beaver and seagull to be fish.
@TheGazingHeart4 жыл бұрын
wait did he say Edward Elric?
@maddypaige44495 жыл бұрын
I feel almost personally attacked by this clip...
@armleg2 жыл бұрын
This comment section is full of daring, dastardly dogs.
@dizzylilthing Жыл бұрын
I've never had a pizza roll but based on what we have in Canada, what I assumed is yes you will be killed. I wasn't aware they were tiny lol, I thought they were pop tart sized
@leaffinite2001 Жыл бұрын
Ive never liked pizza rolls id rather have a frozen pizza or nuggets if i need finger food
@HamsterVormFenster Жыл бұрын
Oh, so this is why they don't want ppl to listen to pre ep 100...
@bulletbelt977 жыл бұрын
Bagel Bites are better than Pizza Rolls
@cthrugrl7 жыл бұрын
Dalton Swayze while i agree with you, you've probably just started a war
@epoillaKory7 жыл бұрын
I've always been a Hot Pockets Pal myself, but fair point. Nonetheless, we may be starting a war here
@TheFatNinjaGroup7 жыл бұрын
I've always been a Tyson's Anytizer, but I see where you're coming from. However, I am afraid we've started a war here.
@bulletbelt977 жыл бұрын
Kory Neff TheFatNinjaGroup Not tryna start a war here. We're all Mbmbam fans here so by default we're all friends but your pallets are fucked up and you have a bad taste in snacks