Creating a Toothsome Warrior in Starfield | Monster Factory

Toddddddd, we fixed your game - you’re so welcome. Just jammed in a whole buncha extra sliders for our own personal uses, so we can create the twisted villain of a man we needed. You know how it is.

[@zorakzokstone7157]

Fungalore heard my wish.

[@drewbabe]

"I have an uncle who works at Todd" is one of the funniest jokes Griffin has ever told

[@FaeQueenCory]

"Aw fuck now we have to play Starfield."

[@theSC4RECR0W]

An open challenge to the Factory Boys: the smoothest face. No vertices, holes, or edges; completely baby-safe

[@hitorisakurindou]

i laughed at "molar mike da wisdom toot" so hard as to launch myself into a brief but torrential coughing and wheezing fit. i am 33 years old. i have filed income taxes.

[@f1rstperson517]

This guy eats bees for every single meal of his life

[@andrewwdavvid]

There’s always enough time between episodes that it’s almost always appropriate to say WE’RE SO BACK

[@beafbuger]

the naming of the wisdom toot made me cry real salty tears

[@Gildedpossum]

Monster factory is at its best when by the end the boys have created the most buckwild lore to justify their sins

[@AntheanCeilliers]

A soul still burns.

[@HamburgerTime209]

Scuzz Lightyear is such a good name lmao

[@sydposting]

At last, we are once again allowed to ask: “I wonder what Todd’s boys are up to?”

[@myettechase]

G A R F I E L D

[@mamero8140]

14:27

[@moebiusvonstripp7162]

my main complaint about starfield was that there were no aliens in it so im really glad that justin and griffin came in clutch to fix that. much respect to the bicuspids

[@Liv69696]

Oh my fucking *FUNGALORE WE'RE BACK!

[@lizscoville3473]

“He’s dangerous, but in a way you’d love to bed” is the best thing I’ve ever heard.

[@andrejwalilko634]

this is where the rubber hits the face

[@abbiegibbs5924]

The feeling of watching a Monster Factory for the first time is indescribable.

[@Emily-oq1ey]

And when the world (me) needed them most.. they returned