MC Frontalot • Just Once | Karaoke • Instrumental • Lyrics

Karaoke version of Just Once from MC Frontalot. Enjoy!
Background movie from Once Upon a Honeymoon (1956)
Lyrics:
Just once,
I don’t want to hump tonight.
Why can’t
we hang out and talk?
Pie
is a delightful treat.
Ooooo,
Let’s share a slice
together.
Then you and I
can say goodnight
and wander into a dreaaam.
Just once,
I don’t want to kiss and hug tonight
on the rug by
the side
of some
firelight.
Glass of wine,
soft music,
the whole nine yards.
You shuffle Kama Sutra
Illustrated
tarot cards.
You sing,
"Tough luck, buddy,
this is your fate."
Then
you render prediction:
that you and I are to mate,
That it’ll be great.
You point out:
it always is.
So I should
take off my clothes, so you can
give me the biz.
I say
Ms.,
please tarry,
desist for a spell.
You know that
you’re
my
very number one
mademoiselle,
And I’m luckier
than I can describe
to have a woman
of your caliber
ever give me the eye.
Still,
try
to see it
from
my
position
You
have such a high
sexiness
coefficient
Though the flesh is willing, my
spirit is weak.
I keep imagining an evening
when I don’t get freaked.
Just once,
I don’t want to hump tonight.
Why can’t
we hang out and talk?
Pie
is a delightful treat.
Ooooo,
Let’s share a slice
together.
Then you and I
can say goodnight
and wander into a dreaaam.
Why can’t
we just
hold hands
at
the cinema?
We hump
twice in the
handicap stall,
minimum,
Be-fore
the previews roll,
then the popcorn,
hole
in the bottom.
Subtleties:
these are not ‘em.
The keys:
glad I brought ‘em.
You’re cuffing yourself
To
the custodial
closet’s
utility shelf.
Futility melts
in-to
purpose: I play the warden
one more time.
You’re inordinately fine.
Now
by my measurements,
you’ve had a few O’s.
Why
don’t
we just
treasure it,
cuddle and rub noses,
Put
clothes
on
and on
and don’t stop
Till we’re totally clad.
Then my soul
could be glad
To have a moment in your company
without all the moans,
Maybe
replenish
some ATP,
settle our bones.
Dulcet tones:
share feelings,
ideas, and views.
How come you want me for my body
when my brain is so huge?
Just once,
I don’t want to hump tonight.
Why can’t
we hang out and talk?
Pie
is a delightful treat.
Ooooo,
Let’s share a slice
together.
Then you and I
can say goodnight
and wander into a dreaaam.
Just once
Just once
Just once
Just once
Just once
Just once
Just once
Just once
Just
once