McDojo Breakdown: Oh Hi Mark

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In todays McDojo Breakdown we talk about a martial arts instructor by the name Mark Adlington who truly believe he has some type of chi/Empty Force Powers. Enjoy :)
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@McDojoLife
@McDojoLife Жыл бұрын
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@TRUSTLIFENOW
@TRUSTLIFENOW Жыл бұрын
On you website I would like to see some kind of hall of shame
@orenmontgomery8250
@orenmontgomery8250 Жыл бұрын
4:36 LITERALLY "The Knights Who Say NEE". 😂
@ghost-yb4se
@ghost-yb4se Жыл бұрын
I live in Peterborough in the uk 😅
@davidholland8720
@davidholland8720 Жыл бұрын
Crazy how people actually believe this BS thanks for exposing all these fakes 👍
@chriscordero-torres9095
@chriscordero-torres9095 9 ай бұрын
What do you think is worse? Ranking kids to black belt or teaching adults fake knockouts who don’t have the self confidence to ever use it? haha honest question no sarcasm
@LostSoulsmusic22
@LostSoulsmusic22 Жыл бұрын
They really gotta start crossing their legs and patting their back in the UFC when someone gets starched. Everyone knows that fixes it instantly.
@ianbrewster8934
@ianbrewster8934 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha so true 😂
@motominded5275
@motominded5275 Жыл бұрын
WTF is up with that... all these guys do that.
@dasmuss6174
@dasmuss6174 Жыл бұрын
It’s 100% effective, the little rub on the neck and then SLAP, SLAP 😂
@ianbrewster8934
@ianbrewster8934 Жыл бұрын
@@dasmuss6174 😂😂😂😂
@luisgomez8635
@luisgomez8635 Жыл бұрын
Come on now, everyone knows UFC is fake.
@peterprokopiuk4921
@peterprokopiuk4921 Жыл бұрын
We are the knights who say...niiiing! Also, something I look for in a martial arts school: do they acknowledge, rather than try to dismiss, one's prior experience/existing techniques? Once, at my previous karate club, it was just me, the instructor, and one other. We were working on the side kick, and the 3rd was doing it the way he'd been taught in Tang Soo Do previously. The instructor then said to him "Okay, so you have your side kick. If you get good at ours as well, you'll have an advantage over us." It was never "No, forget that, this is how you do it properly!"
@MM3Soapgoblin
@MM3Soapgoblin 11 ай бұрын
Haha that was my first thought. Blatant Monty Python rip off.
@megara4068
@megara4068 9 ай бұрын
Whoops. I made the same reference in my comment! 😅 At least this means we have a good sense of humor. :)
@senseigord1
@senseigord1 8 ай бұрын
Straight to the top brother
@slobberbuns
@slobberbuns Ай бұрын
Don't get a lot of Monty Python references nowadays...awesome!
@ced326
@ced326 Жыл бұрын
I always like a dojo that invites students from other schools to their sparring nights. Really good to test the effectiveness of techniques VS people who aren't expecting them.
@ClickClack_Bam
@ClickClack_Bam Жыл бұрын
Imo this ALWAYS went REALLY bad with the judo schools I've been to that did this. You invite other dojos into your dojo & those other dojos end up sending their black belts to recruit STRAIGHT outta your dojo. Then if it's even picked up on WTF is ACTUALLY going on, things turn into serious fights where it's like this "dojo honor" being defended & throws like "drop morote seoi nage" end up being used & people get hurt & them grudges happen & it's really this HORRIBLY ugly thing starts growing & it envelopes people into it. This was back in the 90's & early 2000's with me BEFORE the internet & social media was born. I couldn't imagine how bad that would play into things. Opening up your dojo to other schools in my experience 100% over time ended up this way EXCEPT for when it was a relative of the dojo who had his own school & they were just pretty much mixing it up to add a new flavor here & there.
@ced326
@ced326 Жыл бұрын
@@ClickClack_Bam sounds like judo is a toxic community.
@Silver_Elve
@Silver_Elve Жыл бұрын
@@ced326 There are toxic community everywhere, not only in Judo. Most of the Judo community is more than ok, don't take just a comment on youtube to judge a whole martial-art.
@xyaeiounn
@xyaeiounn Жыл бұрын
@@ClickClack_Bam Insightful answer that matches a lot of my experience. Seminars, tournaments and sparring are always between friends, but my teacher had a way of keeping all the classes separate so he could have people matched up as 'badge friends' with the same instructor, but might never have met before. Being invited to his classes in other suburbs meant he really trusted you.
@mallninja9805
@mallninja9805 Жыл бұрын
@@ClickClack_Bam My experience in karate & tae kwon do has been exactly the opposite. The visitors have always been incredibly respectful, and we've gone to their schools as visitors we've behaved the same. Any time I've attended any "cross pollination" event the explicit, stated goal is to share knowledge and for BOTH sides to teach and learn. Then again, the schools I've been to generally foster "The only person you should be competing with is yourself." kinds of atmospheres, which tends to discourage people that have something to prove from attending.
@DionysusEleuther
@DionysusEleuther 5 ай бұрын
A good school is one that acknowledges three things: 1. A method is only as good as it can prove it is by competition with other methods.. 2. There is no magic bullet that will allow you to set aside strength and conditioning. 3. Run-fu and gun-fu are the final word in self defense.
@j.d.4697
@j.d.4697 Жыл бұрын
Finding a good school means to me finding teachers that have a genuine passion and a realistic approach. Too many of the schools I see, the "masters" try so hard to act tough which is a level of immaturity you don't want in a teacher. By the way, I have another bullshido school for you called "Seven Mountains Spirit Fist Kung Fu".
@sandrorass890
@sandrorass890 Жыл бұрын
You are just jeolous that you didn't come up with this awesome name first, admit it
@kacklerot
@kacklerot Жыл бұрын
That's crazy...That all those people had their tongues and their toes in the right spot. 🤣🤣
@optomix3988
@optomix3988 Жыл бұрын
When I was searching for a good martial arts school. I went and watched the interactions between the instructor and the students. I looked to see if the students were having fun and if other parents are around and involved. I also actually checked in on the instructor's references. Thank you for keeping Martial Arts Legit. As for your new website. I would like to see some McDojo gear like those cool hats that you wear. I might like to have have one. OR possibly some of those emoji images on a t-shirts with silly quotes or something.
@sidecarmisanthrope5927
@sidecarmisanthrope5927 Жыл бұрын
The guy before the intro just fell asleep waiting for something to happen.
@TeamTingTong
@TeamTingTong Жыл бұрын
Clearly this is the art of helping folks with impulsive fainting disorders to gently fall to the ground. I salute this ninja master and his contribution to the infirm.
@amramjose
@amramjose 11 ай бұрын
He is another type of Dillman dingleberry.
@TheMisterGuy
@TheMisterGuy Жыл бұрын
Sensei Mark's kids' classes look fun. Kids are just running around in martial arts uniforms having padded sword fights with each other while an adult makes sure nobody gets out of hand. That's a great time!
@gojustudent485
@gojustudent485 Жыл бұрын
... thats a daycare...Not a martial arts school...he's teaching bullshido
@valenciacastlegate
@valenciacastlegate Жыл бұрын
I look for a place where I always feel welcome, prioritizing places with fun classes and effective tech.
@davidthewlis4911
@davidthewlis4911 Жыл бұрын
We need more Mark if theres this much more to look at!!
@cornpopwasabaddude69
@cornpopwasabaddude69 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being a grown man and pretending you have literal superpowers.
@Tier1GearEDCReviews
@Tier1GearEDCReviews Жыл бұрын
The kids hitting each other with sticks in the background says everything I need to know…😂
@butterfacemcgillicutty
@butterfacemcgillicutty Жыл бұрын
Man, I remember back in the 80s, being a little kid, we were certain beyond doubt "mystical" martial arts super powers were real!!!
@darkside3744
@darkside3744 Жыл бұрын
I’ll never forget when BJ Penn tried to take GSP’s back and blamed him for greasing when he couldn’t. Now we know George had one toe up and one toe down.
@dionisiohenriques2640
@dionisiohenriques2640 Жыл бұрын
I have no words to describe my astonishment. It's amazing how many freaks are out there.
@matsjonsson1704
@matsjonsson1704 Жыл бұрын
Humor, authority and simplicity. Physicalness and technique are a given, its training
@benjaminpujols1914
@benjaminpujols1914 Жыл бұрын
The other day I saw your commercial by the way I was pretty cool
@McDojoLife
@McDojoLife Жыл бұрын
Thank you for thank. Will do more with them in the future for sure
@ymb9shinzou743
@ymb9shinzou743 Жыл бұрын
I really like that NLP was in the very center of his resume. It's the one legitimate technique you use to convince people you're capable of all the other bullshit surrounding it.
@TheJustmetitus
@TheJustmetitus Жыл бұрын
Its like a M.L.M of martial arts ? All this time watching your videos still trying to wrap my head around it all.
@countsmyth
@countsmyth Жыл бұрын
Important in a dojo is a good teacher who isn't afraid to spar with anybody.
@adamdavis3973
@adamdavis3973 Жыл бұрын
for a good martial arts place i would say one that is in line with my goals. back when i was a kid doing karate the place i went to was decent got my energy out and gave me something to focus on. now that im in my 20s i am focusing on bjj and look for places that dont have stupid rules, has loyalty going both ways, and has people that want to train with some intensity.
@marcostrobl5054
@marcostrobl5054 Жыл бұрын
have tested it. works 100 per cent. I was mugged at the station and after a spirited "me!!!" the guy was immediately with me. My teeth are now in a water glass on my bedside table and my money is gone, but chipower is an absolutely real thing. Tomorrow I'm going to the local MMA studio full of losers and show them the true art of martial art. Can't wait to put them all on the mat with my chi. :P
@stonecoldscubasteveo4827
@stonecoldscubasteveo4827 Жыл бұрын
Well, there's your problem, you were supposed to say "ning!!"
@ismaelgarcia2659
@ismaelgarcia2659 Жыл бұрын
I'm a Police Officer and yesterday I was arrested a suspect who was resisting. I shouted "Me" but it didn't work so I just stuck to my jiujitsu skills 😊
@doctordalek4262
@doctordalek4262 Жыл бұрын
💪
@Damesanglante
@Damesanglante Жыл бұрын
Better than "suicide him" with 6 bullets in the back. 🙃
@waaagh3203
@waaagh3203 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone else ever want to take a year of chi/empty force powers type martial arts? And then, slowly get the teacher's trust for a year, play a long with him, and then at the most critical moment during a big display just stand there and not let him do anything? Am I crazy for thinking that would be fun?
@fredygump5578
@fredygump5578 4 ай бұрын
Lol! Those kids "sparring" in the background at 2:50. So well trained!
@Psyco913
@Psyco913 Жыл бұрын
I really want to see one of these students in an mma fight getting their ass handed to them and coach is in their corner shouting, "use the force Bruce!" 😂😂😂
@jacksonmuaythai
@jacksonmuaythai Жыл бұрын
I liked the part where the instructor said “chu” and his uke sort of paused and then fell, as if he thought “oh right I’m supposed to fall now”. I look for a martial arts school that is clean above all!
@jacksonmuaythai
@jacksonmuaythai Жыл бұрын
I think a “hall of shame” for like Dillman, Ashida Kim etc would be funny on the website
@felixgarcia3745
@felixgarcia3745 Жыл бұрын
"To me"... But what happen if the opponent dosen't speak English? In my personal case I'm invulnerable to his powers😂
@eschelar
@eschelar Жыл бұрын
Tang Sudo. The ancient art of eating soup with little pasta numbers, arranging them into mathematically harmonious squares. Welcome to my dojo!
@CTStrength
@CTStrength Жыл бұрын
“Oh Hi Mark” best clip yet!
@Jorhanbear
@Jorhanbear 10 ай бұрын
1. Comradarie. Do the people like each other in the space. 2. Multiple instructors. Are there a number of experts on hand who get along and are passing on skills. 3. Live sparring, pressure testing, are we hitting things, being hit, putting things into practice. 4. Women & Children. If a space has kids and women in it in decent ratios it is unlikely to be hot bed for meat heads. It shows an ability to be open to different kinds of folks and that is not always the case in realms where men hit each other for fun. 5. Rewards dedication. Advancement takes time and people advance in steady but noticiable and predictable ways. That's it. Those are my five. Love your channel. Train hard. Stay safe. Try and be more capable every day.
@Germaine3385
@Germaine3385 Жыл бұрын
Great break down!!! Q1 - When I was looking for a BJJ gym, my first impression would see if they staff and the students are friendly and welcoming. Q2- Please provide a list of all the fraud who scammed people and also a list of martial arts sex offenders.
@mandag34
@mandag34 Жыл бұрын
I love the word Ning!! I will use this from now on 😂😂😂
@oneofthosepeople2101
@oneofthosepeople2101 Жыл бұрын
I’m dying to see some behind the scenes footage of these people training for their con.
@benjaminpujols1914
@benjaminpujols1914 Жыл бұрын
I remember the human stun gun he was on Stan Lee superhuman and he was turned out to be a fraud on that show
@tube4Thabor
@tube4Thabor Жыл бұрын
To be fair I've been "knocked out" once or twice during really long lectures.. 😅
@Mark-hz5nc
@Mark-hz5nc 5 ай бұрын
The best martial arts school I ever walked in...Day One the head instructor says, "There's nothing mystical, magical or secret going on here. Nothing I can teach you that you may not be able to find elsewhere. If you want to be successful here it'll take time and sweat equity." First week was free. He also said that he wasn't the instructor for everyone and if he wasn't for you that you should find who and what was. Humble and honest. As far as your website I'd like to see you share some videos of good, legitimate martial artists from various systems. Doesn't have to be all mma. Just decent instructors doing their best to legitimately help their students.
@Psycho-Ssnake
@Psycho-Ssnake Жыл бұрын
What do I look for in a martial arts school? A shrine to Diemon Dave. You ain't legit without no beer bottle ninjee chucks and a dang ol' toilet plunger on the walls.
@chrism4008
@chrism4008 Жыл бұрын
JUDY chop!!!
@Kwisatz-Chaderach
@Kwisatz-Chaderach Жыл бұрын
Can't go around judi chopping and ninjee kicking everyone.
@erictheguapo
@erictheguapo Жыл бұрын
A good martial arts school will have a picture of Frank Dux on the wall. That is how you know they are legit.😊
@jessejames8900
@jessejames8900 Жыл бұрын
Frank Duc and Steven Segal.
@timothysnead2582
@timothysnead2582 Жыл бұрын
I look at the instructors demeanor and the attitudes of the students then I look at the instructors teaching methods. I'd like to see your website have self defense technique videos from your favorite teachers and styles.
@TezlaGrey
@TezlaGrey Жыл бұрын
Heres when ya know you've found a good school. -Ya finish classes exhausted, but also energetic from having learned something new, or improved something old -Ya feel a purpose and have a goal between lessons -Students from other schools are invited to train and share information Theres more but I don't wanna ramble on
@magicman9552
@magicman9552 6 ай бұрын
Wow, chi kung and qigong, impressive to learn the same thing in two different dialects
@SlayBellsMusic
@SlayBellsMusic Жыл бұрын
I didn't shop around at all and was very lucky. My daughter goes to a gym with no chi and a very supportive second family. The competition trophies on display are ridiculous. There is a demo team that knows their stuff. We were able to spend a week with the school before we spent a dime. All the above made my decision easy. There was evidence of learning, there was evidence of effective techniques, and the classes were very well structured. That was two years ago and the gym continues to improve. About a month ago, the owner said he wanted to show me something and brought me his phone. It was a McDojo Life video.
@ShutoStriker
@ShutoStriker Жыл бұрын
From my experience; the best thing to look for in a self defense / martial arts school that takes itself seriously is how often do they spar, and how do they spar? Is it a free for all or is the teacher showing a handful of selected techniques this week or month then wanting to see you apply & counter them in sparring against each other? etc. etc. builds more knowledge than whiffing at air!
@Doenitz3
@Doenitz3 Жыл бұрын
As an experienced martial arts practitioner who has trained in several countries I can name you 3 indicators for a good martial arts school: 1) it's a buisness: the more money you pay the better. If the teacher shows no passion for the martial art and is only interested to suck your money out of the pocket, you are at the right place 2) no physical challenge. Whenever you break into sweat at training, you are doing something wrong. Martial arts is not about strengthening your physics, but mental powers 3) no pressure testing. Places where you spar, roll or use pads to apply your techniques in real situations are just brutal militarised slaughterhouses. ;-)
@aetius2277
@aetius2277 Жыл бұрын
"Is it possible to learn this power ?," "Not from a Jedi ."
@baoxidiaoyu
@baoxidiaoyu Жыл бұрын
May the fourth
@aetius2277
@aetius2277 Жыл бұрын
@@baoxidiaoyu and also with you
@DanWeeks
@DanWeeks Жыл бұрын
I look for 3 main things when looking for a good martial arts school: Instructors who are experienced and are good teachers, a student body conducive to learning, and real life applicability. The latter is pretty loose, and mainly means no magic bullshit. My enemy doesn't need to share my beliefs in order for my techniques to work, for example.
@tomshepherd4901
@tomshepherd4901 Жыл бұрын
What I looked for in a martial arts school, for my kids, was a school where they taught practical self defense techniques with an open mind and where the children were having fun. Why? You may ask. Because any half decent martial arts school can teach the fundamentals. What makes someone successful is that the enjoy it, internalize it, stick with it and feel free to explore different techniques. It worked I chose the Hung Fa Yi Wing Chun school because I watched their classes and while they taught traditional Wing Chun, they also focused on the practical aspects of self defense and made sure that the kids could handle themselves in real self defense situations. My daughter advanced and became the only teenager in the adult class and then went on to train in Krav Maga with a professional bouncer as her sparring partner. My martial arts background is fairly diverse and the instructors allowed me work with them exploring different techniques and from different arts with open minds and without ego, just for the love of the arts. That's the real key to becoming a successful martial artist, love of the arts.
@ausmarkb
@ausmarkb Жыл бұрын
As someone who’s been doing martial arts since Daniel San visited Okinawa, I recommend to people looking for their first school to treat it like buying a new/used car. Figure out what you want out of it first. Are you after a little city commuter, a people mover for the fam, a sports car, or maybe an off-road vehicle. Then go visit a few schools, have a look around and maybe even take a test drive or two and see if it fits for you. Some people want that hard intense become a fighter type training and others want some physical activity that’s not running or the gym. Some want striking and sparring whilst others hate the idea of anything coming near their head or just want to roll around on the mats with their kids. As for the website, hell, I can’t even think of what to put on mine so I’m gonna be bugger all use to you 😏
@adamskawesker5102
@adamskawesker5102 Жыл бұрын
The school I go to is run by a great guy. He's aware of all this "energy" stuff and denounces it. We do learn "pressure points", but he makes it clear it's really hitting nerve clusters not "chakra points". And unlike these videos, he has us try it on each other (safely) to get a feel on how to use them, so I know he's not teaching BS. And unlike Mr. Mark over here, he's an actual Tang Soo Do instructor.
@colinparnell3029
@colinparnell3029 17 күн бұрын
Love the vids. Tbh as for the website, I'd have to say a register (as up to date as possible...) of solid martial arts schools would be good. But as I'm from Australia... might not apply to me. Keep up the great work mate.
@chadwheelwright7200
@chadwheelwright7200 Жыл бұрын
I look for “pressure testing” of what they are teaching, and physical improvement activities. Also, I say y’all have a “highlight video of the day” on the page. Sort of a “best of the worst” if you will. Keep up the good work amigo!
@piemuggs
@piemuggs 7 ай бұрын
I want Dillman’s “Ningg” as my text tone. It never gets old.
@stevegledhill1575
@stevegledhill1575 Жыл бұрын
Spleen 15 combines Spleen 6 and Spleen 9..so it can be applied much more efficiently due to less moves. Groin stomp 1 is also good unless the opponent has his left big toe raised..
@49525Bob
@49525Bob Жыл бұрын
Maybe that's why Master Ken stresses "ReStomp the Groin."
@derekhoyle5371
@derekhoyle5371 Жыл бұрын
Loved the clip from the foot fist way man, that movie really hit the nail on the head for me lol
@chris0576
@chris0576 Жыл бұрын
I have a self defense strategy which involves saying " thats not your purse" and a swift groin kick
@Itsnotapet
@Itsnotapet Жыл бұрын
That sacred geometry is deadly!
@shadowfighter6445
@shadowfighter6445 Жыл бұрын
What I'm looking for in a martial arts school is good honest training with good teachers ( no mcdojo nonsense ).
@TonyFromChicago_
@TonyFromChicago_ Жыл бұрын
Best thing to look for is they haven't been featured on McDojo.
@leomack7625
@leomack7625 Жыл бұрын
1. Bag work 2. Sparring/ hard sparring 3. History/ references of the governing body, federations, associations etc. Traceability of the art itself. 4. History references of the instructor. 5. Personally, I think an instructor should also have prior experience in at least 1 different martial art. 6. Of course, is the lesson practical for e.g are we just doing circuits all the time and not actually learning anything? Is the instructor constantly teaching the old knife disarming tricks?
@jessetaft1
@jessetaft1 Жыл бұрын
A good school has regular sparring where people aren’t trying to kill each other, but also aren’t just tapping each other, they have competition participants, they have a good camaraderie and friendly people
@jeffmaesar
@jeffmaesar Жыл бұрын
oh now i know why the Knights who say NI ! were unbeatable. they were using their chi voodoo powers on Arthur and his knights. Answer 1 : i m not looking for martial school, so, i dunno. Answer 2 : martial art memes, articles about the good guys of martial arts, a Dillman leaderboard.
@mp9810
@mp9810 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god that guy doing his little fat-run when she says "me" 😂
@nicholaslandolt8912
@nicholaslandolt8912 Жыл бұрын
These always blow my mind! Where do they come up with this stuff?
@ryanbarclay7939
@ryanbarclay7939 2 ай бұрын
Lol the phrase "Tang Pseudo" comes to mind.
@lucashoffman6275
@lucashoffman6275 Жыл бұрын
A good thing to look for is an instructor who doesn't have an over inflated ego and is passionate about what they're is teaching
@adamlee581
@adamlee581 Жыл бұрын
A uk no touch knock out dude! Man I didn't think we had any
@nephronwraith1
@nephronwraith1 Жыл бұрын
had me with The Room reference :)
@Kungfuking505
@Kungfuking505 Жыл бұрын
I just had a message from Sensei Adlington (which he transmitted telepathically from Peterborough, because he can do that kind of thing). He said that if you don't retract your slanderous accusations, he will say a magic word at exactly midnight three days from now, and this will cause your nose to itch uncontrollably until you say sorry to him.
@benjaminpujols1914
@benjaminpujols1914 Жыл бұрын
Well I don't know maybe the sound of your back cracking by a master might actually scare the cold into leaving LOL😅
@daved.8483
@daved.8483 11 ай бұрын
Something worth mentioning: Most of those tricks are rooted within hypnosis. Once you look into it, all its apparent magic is dispelled. Maybe an angle for your channel to explore.
@jmoletsgo13
@jmoletsgo13 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Master Dilman, of the Knights Who Say Ning. A legend in his own time.
@mikeyMIKE777HJG
@mikeyMIKE777HJG Жыл бұрын
For your second question, I’d like to see a function on the website overlaid over like maps some thing where are you can go to your region and show a GPS location for places that have been called out on the channel. Possibly even a link to the video
@BorisMiljkovic
@BorisMiljkovic Жыл бұрын
Given that once a chiropractor pulled my elbows back and it made such a crack and I got sick after the session, I'm inclined to believe the cold thing :D
@kunedoman
@kunedoman 7 ай бұрын
Question: Why do they feint and always fall "backwards"? Never forward, sideways, always with someone ready behind them to catch & pat them down instantly back to awareness.
@sugacanebeats17
@sugacanebeats17 Жыл бұрын
so this is what wallace does when he aint hanging out with gromit
@badrequest5596
@badrequest5596 Жыл бұрын
1:53 dance with me darling, dance with me!
@zhihonghuang5203
@zhihonghuang5203 Жыл бұрын
Ya gotta admit though - that's a nice Grand master belt he has on.
@danielbeights6587
@danielbeights6587 5 ай бұрын
"The sound enhances the attack" reminds me of the sticker that says "this sticker adds 3 horse power"
@teremin
@teremin 11 ай бұрын
I have a dream that one day, people like this won't use tai chi and qigong to justify their insanity. I love Qigong, so this feels personal to me. Why can't these lunatics just go with being Jedi instead, or something like that? The whole idea of the real chi stuff is being healthy and calm, a relatively simple idea of being resilient, no matter what. It's definitely not this telekinetic superhero bs. Anyways, good video as usual, keep them coming.
@klerulo
@klerulo Жыл бұрын
I advise parents to visit a school and observe the behavior of the older children, to see if they act the way they'd want their children to act in a few years. An MA school is not going to turn 8yos into brilliant warriors by 12yo--but it will definitely have an impact on their self esteem and their maturity.
@originalAoitora
@originalAoitora Жыл бұрын
That Human Stun gun guy sounds breathless just talking
@user-lb3tg2qx8b
@user-lb3tg2qx8b 6 ай бұрын
Let's separate three very distinct, albeit similar SEEMING but different things: Martial Arts , Self Defence , Combat Sport. Martial Arts: A traditional form of practice which may have a positive effect on one's life, mental and physical health. A good Martial Arts school teaches a healthy attitude towards life. Self Defence: Teaches how to de-escalate situations, how to avoid getting into them if at all possible, and how to get out of them relatively unharmed if the need absolutely arises for violence. Combat Sport: Teaches combat within a certain set of rules for competitive sport. In all these practices a good sign is a teacher who immediately gauges your intentions and explains what it is you're getting. No mystical bullshit, no herd mentality, no cult nonsense. Then the practice if Martial Arts, should always give you decent fundamentals. In many Martial Arts schools they start with your physique and work up from there, while there are combat sport schools that expect you to arrive with the ability to perform and may test you before they'll have you.
@MarkI-k4m
@MarkI-k4m Жыл бұрын
I have no idea how you find this many clowns who think they are some kind of magical martial arts master, but the entertainment is awesome. Keep up the great work. Idiot martial training is a plague and you are exposing it.
@d_ruggs
@d_ruggs Жыл бұрын
I remember one time I convinced a group of people that I had chi powers, then the recess bell rang and we went back inside to color. We were 5.
@LionBlyden
@LionBlyden Жыл бұрын
Every time I hear a list on Bullshido, I hear Dillman saying "Plus" after each item 😂 ➕
@jankarieben1071
@jankarieben1071 Жыл бұрын
The main thing I look for in a Dojo is respectful discipline, as a kid, I was all about training for the UFC, as an adult, I know a bit more about human biomechanics, so I look for respect from both students and master, and traditionally disciplined sparring. Oh and they gotta be teaching ACTUAL martial arts and not magic! 😂
@ricardoc748
@ricardoc748 Жыл бұрын
It would be nice if there's a section in the site where you list articles, news, studies etc from all around the world talking about this topic. There must be things co relating this with delusions in a clinic sense, behaviour analysis crossing this with the Guru/Messias/ForgotTheWordIWantToUse relationship stablished by those who believes in these. Plus, this is a thing all around the world and have been happening since the first martial arts action movie was aired. Here, we call McDojos that can be translated to Fakejutsu. Usually, they don't go this mystical path, but rather go into the Ninja-Spy agent skill level. There's also the self Titled black belts and gran masters of they own martial arts. Nowadays you see less and less of these around here, but there are still some popping out in the country side.
@lazersondesign
@lazersondesign Жыл бұрын
A banner that says "fo da STREETZ"
@Why-ct6kz
@Why-ct6kz Жыл бұрын
Thanks for this video , i needed a good laugh today.
@JamesWebbFitness
@JamesWebbFitness Жыл бұрын
Next time I roll with a wrestler I'm getting a collar tie and whispering sweet meeeeeeees in their ear. Can't wait to change the game!
@TheJonahYoung
@TheJonahYoung Жыл бұрын
I look for the overall vibe of the students and teachers, and the abilities and scommon sense and sound physics of the techniques being taught
@michealnel5398
@michealnel5398 Жыл бұрын
You cannot blame him for having kids in his classes. Blame the parents of those kids. Great content as always.
@bensigl3766
@bensigl3766 Жыл бұрын
You're telling me you had a perfect setup for Monty Python and the Knights Who Say NI! AND YOU DIDNT TAKE IT?!?!
@McDojoLife
@McDojoLife Жыл бұрын
Used it in another video lol
@dwalta7
@dwalta7 Жыл бұрын
My alarm clock effects my chi and it forces me to sleep in.
@jpodell007
@jpodell007 Жыл бұрын
A. Qualities in an instructor 1. Verifiable lineage for the chief instructor; 2. Chief instructor and subordinate instructor have CPR and AED certifications along with criminal and child abuse clearances; 3. Make sure the instructor doesn't politicize promotions at the kyu and Dan levels. B. For the new website: 1. More collaborations with Master Ken. Please send these to Master Ken from @EnterTheDojoShow so he can make fun of these McDojos too in his bits
@McDojoLife
@McDojoLife Жыл бұрын
I’ve done 3 videos with him. :)
@jpodell007
@jpodell007 Жыл бұрын
@@McDojoLife Cool. I wish you'd collaborate with him to create more of his "Your Style is BS" segments too. Those would be really funny.
@conradsutton1456
@conradsutton1456 Жыл бұрын
1.. Truthfulness. Long story short, was having an issue at my son's current school and was considering changing. The top two on my list were more expensive and further from our house but when asked about rank both sai my son would have to test. Others basically said he could come in at the rank he was, no testing. Big problem IMO. Even if they're familiar with the other school I feel there should be a test of skill.
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