Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear lo
@Green-li4mk3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku ratio
@martinallysonsenn61083 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku ‘s mom, if you are reading this, ur son (or daughter) is a disappointment
@bessie50023 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of erin sitting on the couch sipping pinot grigio as she watches you getting insulted by teenagers
@Atellas3 жыл бұрын
How dare you! …his audience is clearly toddlers.
@gabrielpraslin95763 жыл бұрын
For money
@mrleaf60553 жыл бұрын
@@Atellas Are you kidding me? His audience is clearly newborns.
@ShamaD2743 жыл бұрын
@@mrleaf6055 you disgust me. They're obviously mere foetuses!
@Silverheart5753 жыл бұрын
@@Atellas as a 2 year old, I can confirm.
@A76noname3 жыл бұрын
Jack definitely gives me the vibes of a dad who answers the phone with "yellow".
@greteb19512 жыл бұрын
Phil dunphy if he was depressed and a functioning alcoholic
@theodoreonthetheremin89872 жыл бұрын
The Birkenstocks add to that vibe
@ErutuffLOL2 жыл бұрын
jacks a triangle with a top hat then
@jerryakatony57242 жыл бұрын
I do that lol
@davidp25372 жыл бұрын
Lemon chills
@mrpengywinz1232 жыл бұрын
He was a fearful little boy, and should have had a peanut allergy, but didn't. This literally reads like a line from classic literature
@Quesoquantum Жыл бұрын
Lemony snicket type line
@1makerstudios11 ай бұрын
Absolutely reads like something right out of *Oliver Twist* yup.
@User-jk8wq10 ай бұрын
Sounds like a lyric from a Smiths song
@bobthetitan7773 жыл бұрын
Jack: “I’m not that chaotic” Also Jack: “mY sOcKs ArE wEt, BaTmAn”
@noahjohnson56033 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of Jacksfilms is that his childhood lore has stayed consistent since his Draw My Life.
@EEEEEEEE3 жыл бұрын
E
@stuckonaslide3 жыл бұрын
either he's lying and very consistent or its actually just the truth
@jeanneseo3 жыл бұрын
Except for what his first words were. TELL US THE TRUTH JOHN
@driveasandwich67343 жыл бұрын
@@jeanneseo His mom already did, slowpoke
@aliennug3 жыл бұрын
“Childhood lore”
@KhotaMaz3 жыл бұрын
I think Jack has mentally scarred me because every time I'm about to hear his outro I always think it's gonna be "Leave your antS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANTS ANST ANST ANTS--"
@lordmars5553 жыл бұрын
omfg I'd finally forgot about that! Why have you done this to me?
@KhotaMaz3 жыл бұрын
@@lordmars555 See I can never forget
@ivosamuelgiosadominguez66493 жыл бұрын
If only.
@fudgebubbles29303 жыл бұрын
Seriously though
@jad46933 жыл бұрын
Anst
@SandraStar663 жыл бұрын
I want Jack to end the whole series like that. “I don’t have a question for you, go away.”
@mattardis3 жыл бұрын
I want Jack to end the whole series.
@good-sofa3 жыл бұрын
@@mattardis burn!
@General12th3 жыл бұрын
@@mattardis I want Jack.
@stefanpreoteasa87043 жыл бұрын
@@General12th I want
@bigboom24383 жыл бұрын
@@stefanpreoteasa8704 I
@Snarl_Marx3 жыл бұрын
"I assume you bit people when you were little." Hey man, when you're the youngest sibling sometimes that's your only form of defense.
@coagulatedsalts47113 жыл бұрын
"i sweat more than the average bear" jack, you're like a twunk at most.
@fyo99183 жыл бұрын
STOPPP
@jstttr2 жыл бұрын
he’s an otter
@ashercattley90802 жыл бұрын
@@jstttr 💀😭
@Ozone9463 жыл бұрын
Jack being hit with the Drake jokes and thinking them original is the greatest sign of his decaying old mind
@vish59423 жыл бұрын
don't do him like this
@justNewo3 жыл бұрын
The mods letting them through is a sign of them being not the best
@goodnewsgeek423 жыл бұрын
At least somebody said it
@MrWildbox3 жыл бұрын
I was searching for this comment
@laurenantonucci99623 жыл бұрын
i was going to say this too 💀
@Exayevie3 жыл бұрын
Jack: "I don't understand where you guys are getting that I'm chaotic!" And the immediate next thing is a lengthy, surrealist Joker impersonation of the previous answer with creepypasta filters. Yeah... beats me, Jack!
@Kyler_Comments3 жыл бұрын
this sounds like phoenix wright dialogue
@Foolishtook19853 жыл бұрын
exactly
@emopeterparker73 жыл бұрын
i got to that part of the video but the ad comes first so kahekshsi this is funnier
@Advisor173 жыл бұрын
that's just a Chris Nolan movie filter lol
@mach.in.a3 жыл бұрын
@@Kyler_Comments phoenix wright would.
@chemicalchameleon34693 жыл бұрын
Jack: I'm not chaotic! Also Jack: *Acts as The Joker and Batman for a bit about wattpad fanfiction*
@silverselkie1692 Жыл бұрын
Immediately follows that up by saying he picks his coworkers based on feet pics and prefers more toes.
@totalrevengeance3 жыл бұрын
I think incel as an insult isn’t necessarily calling someone ‘involuntarily celibate’. I think it’s insulting them by saying that they’re the kind of person who’d identify as an incel.
@lonelylei20923 жыл бұрын
Ngl, Jack being a French horn player is pretty impressive. French horn is one of the hardest brass instruments to play
waiting for triangle is the hardest instrument to play replies
@Bram_Duin3 жыл бұрын
How so?
@bertholdr24953 жыл бұрын
@@paravalent7974 I'll be waiting for the 'triangle is totally a brass instrument' side of it. We down for a lot of fun
@RosasEnLaPrimavera3 жыл бұрын
Jack calling it his computer room instead of his office really shows his age.
@edenjaycollins60553 жыл бұрын
Which ones which?? 👁👄👁
@musicbygrim_3 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to my answer haha
@danang53 жыл бұрын
i think it just show that he never have a typical proper job
@Nixx1.03 жыл бұрын
for it to be an office you must be employed
@totalcrash50063 жыл бұрын
@@Nixx1.0 what if you are the employer without employees
@pepesilvia4293 жыл бұрын
This is a very psychological episode, the admittance of fears, discussion of Jack's eating disorder, recounting childhood memories... this is the kind of shit that'll have people writing some hella fanfic
@absolutetrash81183 жыл бұрын
the idea of Jacksfilms fanfic is terrifying im immediately looking it up
@casey78173 жыл бұрын
Me too that shit sounds hilarious
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
@@absolutetrash8118 Jackfilm VS The Balloons
@dreameroftheblue3 жыл бұрын
obligatory 'had me in the first half'
@PRGME73 жыл бұрын
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 there better be a *snore* mimimimimimi somewhere in there
@IDrawPictures Жыл бұрын
7:55 At the time of writing this you're at 4.96 million subscribers Jack. Don't you forget what you promised Mr Films.
@luciakaminski77910 ай бұрын
4.97 now, getting closer and closer...
@GPanimates10 ай бұрын
We need around 400,000 more subs
@Jawley_8 ай бұрын
@@luciakaminski779 We're back at 4.96 :(
@luciakaminski7798 ай бұрын
@@Jawley_ maybe Jack is doing it on prupose, he doesn't want to do what he promised, so he made different channels to spread the subscribers.
@lailoutherandАй бұрын
Huh. Half a year later, it's still stuck.
@muhammadarqam27713 жыл бұрын
Jack the type of fella to hold back his friends from a fight and says “Stop, I know you’re better than this.”
@zabooka3 жыл бұрын
I love how Erin just randomly shouts mean things about Jack.
@blazerhawkdarren683 жыл бұрын
I know, she needs to do it more often
@HekatieSquires3 жыл бұрын
She’s one of the heckler old men muppets! Which, same
@nslouka903 жыл бұрын
She should be on more often
@DarrianneSpires3 жыл бұрын
So I totally knew how you were going to answer the "copy and paste your dogs" one, but you did it in such a fashion that I still died laughing. I love when even the most predictable of jokes are so flawless that they're still hilarious. So thank you, and RIP me
Jack is the kind of youtuber that feels like an old friend. You can go months or years without watching him, but then come right back and know exactly what you’re gonna get, and just have a nice time shooting the shit. It’s not mindblowing, but it’s not stale or soulless, either. It’s just good old Jack.
@DarrianneSpires3 жыл бұрын
@@turnleftaticeland His humor is infectious. I find myself looking at the world through his eyes and joking the way I think he would in my life's situations. It may be that I have been obsessed with him for 12 years, but I think it is genuine.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
@@DarrianneSpires Jack has life figured out, man. If we're gonna have a parasocial relationship, this ain't a bad one to have.
@KlueLuke3 жыл бұрын
I'm sad I missed this one because, I assume that Jack is the guy who likes to close the refrigerator door with his hips...
@bobberman46413 жыл бұрын
There’s no way he doesn’t thrust the fridge door closed
@nicoleo61683 жыл бұрын
@@bobberman4641 thrust is an interesting word to use
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
Because he's using both hands to hold an object that's only really two pounds.
@beefykeith483 жыл бұрын
"they don't know about your fear of calories" i hope you're feeling okay about your body, Jack. we love you. we all want nothing more than for you to feel comfortable and happy in your body, with a healthy relationship with food. please eat. we love you.
@RiverOfWetness4683 жыл бұрын
This sounds sarcastic
@mr.stuffdoer84833 жыл бұрын
@@RiverOfWetness468 it really does
@goldegreen3 жыл бұрын
@@RiverOfWetness468 It's not supposed to be
@zeldadevorak423 жыл бұрын
Well if it is sincere, it's a very thoughtful comment and I agree!
@aaronm12463 жыл бұрын
Well he loses his fear of calories once he gets his hands on the alcohol so
@hamburgersandwich42733 жыл бұрын
10:41 Jack in the mental hospital trying to prove that his KZbin career is real to the doctors
@musicbygrim_3 жыл бұрын
I cant believe he built a replica of the wall just for this yiay submission and pretended it was real
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
Damn all of these roasts didn't even sugarcoat roasting Jack
@@emrekalis5831 He posted this comment 22 minutes after the video was uploaded. The video was 14 minutes long. There’s a good chance he did watch the video.
@redtaileddolphin18753 жыл бұрын
You think “you are constantly silently farting” is a serious roast and not an obvious joke?
@rizkiaakil55083 жыл бұрын
Of course, cuz he'd be too scared of the calories
@nicknackpaddywacks3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand how people could think that Jack has coffee breath when his teeth are always brighter than my future
@untitledpornstar55303 жыл бұрын
It’s America. They bleach their teeth. Please.
@PRGME73 жыл бұрын
@@untitledpornstar5530 i’m American, I have no immediate access to tooth bleach.
@Rivergirl28783 жыл бұрын
What I’m saying! His teeth look 10 years recovered from a coffee addiction.
@karligram65543 жыл бұрын
He look smelly
@RealRexRiplash3 жыл бұрын
@@PRGME7 It's the flouride in our tap water.
@ukargeo3 жыл бұрын
Jack: When I was six I threw a rock at a kid because I didn't know 1x1 Also jack: *"When I was six I knew the diameters of planets"*
@grahamdrews92903 жыл бұрын
It's easier to know random trivia than math problems.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
As a former six-year-old, I get it.
@ukargeo3 жыл бұрын
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 lol
@helloworld2409 Жыл бұрын
@@lexbrightraven8049 kids learn multiplication at 7 or 8. I'd ask who hurt you but it seems abundantly clear
@karlitatv Жыл бұрын
@@lexbrightraven8049wtf is this comment supposed to mean, you don't get multiplication in school until like 2nd or 3rd grade
@Comrade_Alpaca2 жыл бұрын
6:35 killed me, when he does the 3 different dogs, then repeats them with the same dog XD.
@PuffyKat3 жыл бұрын
I asked my brother to assume something and he immediately said “he has a bird” My mom replied “he looks happy and has a good dentist” Do with that what you will
@Doug._8 ай бұрын
Actual fr thought. He looks like the type of dude to have a bird that breaks shit all the time.
@purityang3l7 ай бұрын
he does probably have a good dentist , jacks always had good teeth
@LucyGem983 жыл бұрын
I also have a fear of balloons but having that in common with John somehow makes me feel more alone
@lordmars5553 жыл бұрын
holy fuck
@davidparkes77413 жыл бұрын
Mood.
@idislikemints2 жыл бұрын
Very late, but inflated balloons are quite scary Ngl. I always fear they will burst
@boredombreakers64602 жыл бұрын
it's JACK
@zekemelias43853 жыл бұрын
OK, this is completely random, but someone needs to make a compilation of every time he leans against the wall like 13:13 . I feel he does it more often than he should.
@JustKrin3 жыл бұрын
Jack saying "snore" instead of actually making a snore sound is more boomer than the caps lock on/off thing
@ughcreature3 жыл бұрын
bro i do that bc i can't make the sound 😭 im literally 19
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
"snore"
@max_punch3 жыл бұрын
@@ughcreature LMAO finally i found someone like me, i'd see that shit on TV shows and spend hours tryna make the snore sound
@geekjokes84583 жыл бұрын
fuck no, trying to snore as you say snore is lame ass joke from some disconnected old man
@KingOfGaymes3 жыл бұрын
@@geekjokes8458 cry harder
@thatvanussy90563 жыл бұрын
i had to pause the video because i was laughing so hard at the idea of jack throwing erin a surprise party but he’s too scared to blow up the balloons so the decor consists of ribbon tied around limp balloons taped to the ceiling and hanging down with such an oddly threatening vibe
@mistermagnificence2112 Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've read
@sini71563 жыл бұрын
“They don’t know about your fear of calories.” Jack, I know you probably won’t read this, but man that’s tough. It can be hard to love our bodies, I wish you nothing but the best
@Justanotherpersonontheinternet3 жыл бұрын
Jack kinda reminds me of my English teacher. He hated it when people would use space fillers and stuff. I have a picture of him in a lobster costume. Jack looks and acts like him, all he needs to do is worship a certain commenter…
I still remember the JackAsk where Jack revealed he's lawful good, honestly, while Erin is the evil chaotic one
@kingjae-ger3 жыл бұрын
My life has never been the same again
@rocc99443 жыл бұрын
@@kingjae-ger uhhh, did you forget to switch accs or did you just continue your comment?
@purplewine73623 жыл бұрын
@@rocc9944 probably forgot that they can edit their own comment instead of replying to themselves lmao
@syweb23 жыл бұрын
@@purplewine7362 I swear I've seen this exact interaction in a different video's comment section.
@Mutantvine3 жыл бұрын
Poor Jack doesn't know that many of the answers he got are just sloppy seconds from the Drake meme a bit ago
@Bigpussy.sloppp3 жыл бұрын
FR LMAO
@orangeinkius72572 жыл бұрын
Don't say it like that
@edwinbank530911 ай бұрын
We’re almost at 5 mil, Jackson, your time is coming to a close
@TheLobsterTelephone3 жыл бұрын
"Triceratops, Tyrannasarous, Velociraptor, Bronchitis" had me cracking up bro
@ijustlikethiscrapokay3 жыл бұрын
i saw that theatre kid assumption and immediately i thought to myself “absolutely not john radiates STRONG band kid energy” and then he said he played the french horn and felt validated
@SharkSnoot3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't have the ego or spreads enough gossip to have been a theater kid imo
@danielsmokesmids2 жыл бұрын
hes definitely a French horn kid. I used to be in band and the one French horn player had Jack's personality
@AdamCraftPC12343 жыл бұрын
There aren't many youtubers who can go from burnout to full on amazing content, congratulations jack :)
Same, I remember feeling like a under cover super spy agent, James bond v2 cus I'd sneak snickers in every day and never was once caught, also killed a few kids doing that but it's their own fault they can't handle my nuts
@pepsimann20383 жыл бұрын
@@Cloudy-dr8dg deep
@jeffgoldblunt3 жыл бұрын
Jack being afraid of balloons is something I genuinely didn't expect
@welcometochiles61563 жыл бұрын
"I only do this in urinals." I have not unironically laughed at something online in so long. That caught me off-guard.
@muriella80083 жыл бұрын
Jack: I'm not that chaotic, guys Also Jack: *proceeds to make up and act out a Joker bit about wet socks and name it*
@mereditholsson91603 жыл бұрын
I love how recent YIAYs have had such a relaxed feel, like we’re just chatting with an insane, short old man
Jack at age 6: knew the diameters of planets Also Jack at age 6: didn't know what 1x1 is
@BioHzrd00103 жыл бұрын
3:07 My dad's boss does that. He's also criticized my dad for *_not_* doing that, like pressing caps lock twice is just the way you're supposed to do it, and holding shift is some weird way to do it. 3:20 I mean, I use caps lock if I'm gonna capitalize a lot of text at once. Although, I'll also often end up pressing shift throughout an entire sentence. It's useful when you need it and remember to use it.
@NotChicoAndPico3 жыл бұрын
Your dad's boss is right, yall just weird. caps lock just more efficient. Also, as someone that writes a lot I need it pretty often.
@davisthedaviskids2574Күн бұрын
1:38 Dude got stoned for asking about a math problem.
@happyconstructor3 жыл бұрын
3:58 you included like 2 notes and I immediately recognized the song, party because of how well it fits the tone you were going for. These little details are often overlooked, so... good job
@BoberTee3 жыл бұрын
'I definitely bit a kid's hand' Me: *having PTSD of the dream I had where I bit someone's thumb and my teeth sunk right through, like butter*
Is Jack really asking if he's chaotic? He made a video that had an insane amount of pregnant cartoons from deviant art decorating his entire apartment while delivering normal news.
@TheBurkissWay3 жыл бұрын
I love that this YIAY is just "Mundane Yet Surprisingly Effective Roasts"
@NigelMelanisticSmith3 жыл бұрын
Birthday cake is an underrated flavor tbh
@EEEEEEEE3 жыл бұрын
E
@Iraijus3 жыл бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE E.
@thomastoscano73463 жыл бұрын
I always feel like jack has a very cool backstory that he won't tell us. Something related to his dream of working with cinema. also i would love to see a script made by him!
@depressionpie48592 жыл бұрын
Jack: “I’m not that chaotic” Also Jack: incest jokes and a Garfield fursona
@purplejellytotPJT3 жыл бұрын
Liked the video just for that sick burn at 8:21
@purplejellytotPJT3 жыл бұрын
Okay and 9:45 had me dying with laughter.
@sonickitch3 жыл бұрын
Oh god, the talking through movies and pausing them would drive me insane, they say opposites attract but I could never marry someone that does that.
@JayLeeBeanz I dated someone like that when I hit 30 and she was 26 she read wiki and imdb because she recognised an actor. It was infuriating. I've never dated someone younger than me since. Lol
@ianianianianian3 жыл бұрын
feel like my dad would drive you insane. every time something happens on screen that he thinks is funny/good he either repeats the line out loud word for word or literally describes what happened in the scene like i’m blind and he’s my interpreter. he does this whether we’re watching a movie on the couch or in a theater. god love him (thankfully neither of us have to marry my dad)
@bluebearyq3 жыл бұрын
All I learned from this video is that we NEED to get Jack to 5 million subscribers… NOW
@allanrincon72003 жыл бұрын
See y’all in a year when Jack hits 5 mil
@bjp48693 жыл бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE Did you just say something other than E?
@purplewine73623 жыл бұрын
@@bjp4869 and then deleted the comment
@jackbubblegum Жыл бұрын
Incorrect, been 2 years and still at 4.97 mil
@CODandponies2 жыл бұрын
Three months later and you're at 4.7 million subs, we haven't forgotten Jack.
@fridaaa02 жыл бұрын
11:00 that was the coolest video editing effect I think I've ever seen. It came so out of the blue and made it feel like I was not real
@thonk19143 жыл бұрын
1:38 that artists rendition is the funniest thing ive seen all day so far
@xelatronic3 жыл бұрын
i have literally never felt more validated in my debilitating fear of balloons before ty jackfilm
@joeym52433 жыл бұрын
Jack, you're the type of guy to say "why I oughta..." When you see someone doing a tik tok in public
@Plasma665711 ай бұрын
Its almost time.... 4.97 mil The golden age of humanity is upon us
@ItsTheBoombox Жыл бұрын
Just realised we are super close to 5 mil, never say never jack
@TheDankNootTF23 жыл бұрын
That moment at 0:03 is just visible and audible confusion
@cheesesticks7493 жыл бұрын
Whachaba hmm
@glutenfreegamer32793 жыл бұрын
That joker impression in the middle of the video was unnervingly good
@Imamotherfreakingavocado3 жыл бұрын
There's so much variety, and yet most of them are completely accurate
@JohnSmith-ds2rm3 жыл бұрын
Hey Jack... If you had a peanut allergy, the last place you'd want to sit would be the "Peanut Butter Table.."
@NotOnLand Жыл бұрын
As a "shorts and flipflops in winter" guy, how dare you associate us with Jack. He's way too skinny, I'm built like a harp seal
@TheMGMfan3 жыл бұрын
3:06 I actually used to do this as a kid, though that's just because I didn't know that you could hold shift for Capital letters at first.
@sofrenze3 жыл бұрын
I became aware of this way too late and I'm struggling to switch now
@cheesesticks7493 жыл бұрын
I know and still do it
@WyattW_ Жыл бұрын
@@sofrenze SAME
@MarioMastr8 ай бұрын
I just got too used the double caps lock man 😫
@pidge22633 жыл бұрын
9:47 whos gonna tell him how much there already is
@TheRealHiboman3 жыл бұрын
Bless Jack’s heart and protect his soul, that he may continue to know nothing of the dark and terrible world of incels
@esmooth9193 жыл бұрын
9:35 You do a very good Jack Nicholson
@trailersic3 жыл бұрын
2:57 I relate to this so much that it hurts
@jkam23933 жыл бұрын
This whole video was just the "Drake the kinda guy" memes but with Jack😭
@venrvals61293 жыл бұрын
I was not ready for "I don't have a question, go away, fuck you" and laughed in a weird and louder than i expected way.
@notsosadbart63432 жыл бұрын
Jack: I'm not chaotic! Also Jack: 9:34
@tahafawad4264 ай бұрын
You look a dad who takes his kids to a Mexican restaurant then after they’re done you say “alright kids let’s vaminos”
@HW-wz3gp3 жыл бұрын
Jacksfilms is just what everyone thinks drake is like