Meanwhile... Chicken Thighs Are The New Chicken Wings

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Meanwhile... With chicken wing supply costs skyrocketing, restaurants including Wingstop are trying to tempt Americans with other parts of the bird. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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@AlinaProbably
@AlinaProbably 3 жыл бұрын
every time he says "meanwhile" instead of "quarantinewhile" now it catches me by surprise
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын
ditto.
@williamrayburn5314
@williamrayburn5314 3 жыл бұрын
Tear up actually... tears of stupid funny joy.
@ulysessoliverasponyman
@ulysessoliverasponyman 3 жыл бұрын
We have to get used to again
@jemiebridges3197
@jemiebridges3197 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, get that vaccine shot and you can go from quaratinewhile to meanwhile too!
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 3 жыл бұрын
It feels like home for me.
@klauskelvin5697
@klauskelvin5697 3 жыл бұрын
To get successful in your life, most importantly, you need to set your objectives, those things which will help you in making progress.
@stellamaxwell7791
@stellamaxwell7791 3 жыл бұрын
When you invest you're buying a day you don't have to work.
@kahalidmoscow2331
@kahalidmoscow2331 3 жыл бұрын
Assets that can make you rich
@kahalidmoscow2331
@kahalidmoscow2331 3 жыл бұрын
Bitcoin Stocks Real estate
@bryanmyqel278
@bryanmyqel278 3 жыл бұрын
You're right sir, it's obvious a lot of people remain poor due to ignorance It's better to take risk and make sacrifices than to remain poor.
@elizabethmark410
@elizabethmark410 3 жыл бұрын
It's not ignorance but due to some unprofessional expert in the market.
@seanreidy2584
@seanreidy2584 3 жыл бұрын
I keep thinking in my head he’ll say “quarantinewhile” and this will take some getting used to
@CuriousCritter17
@CuriousCritter17 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a few weeks once the reality of the delta variant sinks in
@Saguna1993x
@Saguna1993x 3 жыл бұрын
“Authorities were relieved when the apparent corpse turned out to be a sex doll” … maybe relieved is not the right word in this context
@stephenjames2951
@stephenjames2951 3 жыл бұрын
I thought they missed a joke there.
@goodtroublemaker143
@goodtroublemaker143 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@nobodyknows3180
@nobodyknows3180 3 жыл бұрын
Did they do an autopsy to find the cause of death?
@woodneel
@woodneel 3 жыл бұрын
@@nobodyknows3180 Cause of Death: snoo snoo
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 3 жыл бұрын
@@stephenjames2951 I was waiting for a sinister "Lars and the Real Girl" reference.
@filhodarosa7512
@filhodarosa7512 3 жыл бұрын
Like the fishing vessel, the doll was also full of seamen.
@strangepattie
@strangepattie 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 3 жыл бұрын
Best Comment Award! 🥇
@donettatrump2025
@donettatrump2025 3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@desi1790
@desi1790 3 жыл бұрын
😆
@lenkacfk7155
@lenkacfk7155 3 жыл бұрын
@@donettatrump2025 , search for a homonym of "seamen"...
@Opus313
@Opus313 3 жыл бұрын
Jon Batiste's award shelf is getting crowded... he should definitely grace the cover of many magazines!
@TreebeardsHome
@TreebeardsHome 3 жыл бұрын
Does he have PEGOT? EGOT w a Peabody?
@lertmelernyers8672
@lertmelernyers8672 3 жыл бұрын
That there boy slower than a premature tortoise with 3 legs
@BeeWhistler
@BeeWhistler 3 жыл бұрын
Looking like that he should. That man is a feast for the eyes and ears.
@TWFydGlu
@TWFydGlu 3 жыл бұрын
I was kind of hoping for him to lift up his Oscar's and place on the piano when Stephen asked about the Peabody.
@fademusic1980
@fademusic1980 3 жыл бұрын
@@TreebeardsHome he does not have a Tony yet
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 3 жыл бұрын
Jon is just as smooth as the silkiest gourmet butter. That guy can put a smile on anyone's face with his charisma alone. Add to that his musical chops and no one can resist his charms.
@13christbane
@13christbane 3 жыл бұрын
his smile is all thats right in this world.
@carlakinsella3833
@carlakinsella3833 3 жыл бұрын
He is adorable! Seems like a truly, sweet man. 🥰
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 3 жыл бұрын
He's pretty damn adorable. I love his energy and personality! I think it's so amazing he worked with one of my long long long time heroes and loves, Trent Reznor too. How cool they won a freaking Oscar together too!
@MothGirl007
@MothGirl007 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChineduOpara He isn't married but he does have a long term girlfriend and yes, she is totally lucky.
@travisreynolds1329
@travisreynolds1329 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to say OPs name is relevant but as a straight guy, shit I can barely resist him myself.
@noobicorn_gamer
@noobicorn_gamer 3 жыл бұрын
NOOOOO NOT MY THIGHS While everyone was going for the wings I always had them thighs to myself THEY ARE DELICIOUSSSSS I DON WANNA SHARE EM D:
@xXneoshadow
@xXneoshadow 3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I thought! Growing up, I was always the only person I knew who liked thigh meat (and darker meat, in general). It's mine, and I want to keep it all mine. In one way, I'm hopeful that people will come around and see what we've been enjoying for years, but it's also our little secret. I don't want half-hearted wing eaters to move in and rally around my beloved meat just because it's "trendy." Leave the thigh meat to the true thigh meat lovers. And yes, I am gatekeeping chicken meat. This is serious business.
@mikoto7693
@mikoto7693 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve wondered about that too. I’ve always looked at the breast and thigh as the best chicken meats.
@cjlindallas7749
@cjlindallas7749 3 жыл бұрын
Thighs are the only part I eat. ☹️
@aceofspades9503
@aceofspades9503 3 жыл бұрын
I'm with you! Also, thighs tend to cost less at the store
@johnmesser3278
@johnmesser3278 3 жыл бұрын
Ty Stephen and John. And God Bless Evie! 😀
@mortuos557
@mortuos557 3 жыл бұрын
I'm really glad they finally talked about the elephant in the room...
@steverogers6572
@steverogers6572 3 жыл бұрын
@@ChineduOpara is it me or does anybody that use emojis like that automatically think the person using them is like a minor lol. no respectable adult uses those emojis i swear.
@Deddolo
@Deddolo 3 жыл бұрын
@@steverogers6572 "is it me or does anybody that doesn't know how to write a proper sentence automatically looks like a minor to everybody else? lol. no respectable adult lacks grammar knowledge like this, I swear." what you said doesn't make sense, unless you are implying people using emojis think of themselves in the third person and that they are indeed a minor.
@steverogers6572
@steverogers6572 3 жыл бұрын
@@Deddolo do you go around and correct everyones grammar? because having bad grammar online is a common thing. no one takes it seriously and thats the difference you dont see. my opinion is that most people who use emojis gotta be young. seems like a fair assumption.
@smoothrocky1847
@smoothrocky1847 3 жыл бұрын
And the elephant in this room is: why do people concern themselves with the perceived maturity of someone's communication skills based on what they use for KZbin comments?
@steverogers6572
@steverogers6572 3 жыл бұрын
@@smoothrocky1847 why do people concern themselves with other peoples opinions? this can go all day pointdexters my opinion still stands, and thats all it is, an opinion. didnt mean to insult the emoji users jesus.
@TooLittleInfo
@TooLittleInfo 3 жыл бұрын
It was some years ago that I learned that Americans don't like chicken thighs. I was amazed by this, because where I'm from everyone fights over the thighs and drumsticks because they're much juicier and more flavourful
@Taurusus
@Taurusus 3 жыл бұрын
At my family tables everyone always scrambled for the breast meat, which was fine by me cuz the thighs are just better across the board. I'm assuming they're really bad for you somehow because I can't think of any other reason why we were all convinced that white meat is superior. Wings, on the other hand, pure propaganda to get people to buy the dang things. Worst part of a bird. Nothing but sauce delivery vessels at this point. I just want it on record that I had to work really hard to make that anecdote as PG as possible. The first draft came across distressingly suggestive.
@tselengbotlhole750
@tselengbotlhole750 3 жыл бұрын
I also prefer where there is less meat. For example, I prefer the back because there is little meat there. By the way, the head is also very nice. Especially the brains
@TooLittleInfo
@TooLittleInfo 3 жыл бұрын
@@Taurusus They're not bad for you at all! They are higher in fat than breast meat, yes, but that's not inherently a bad thing and that's also what gives you the moisture and flavour. Also, I don't really like wings either lol
@nadir1378
@nadir1378 3 жыл бұрын
The breasts and thighs are the best parts in my opinion. Chicken burgers or patties are made using the chicken breasts mainly
@Ayeshteni
@Ayeshteni 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, best part of the chicken!
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 3 жыл бұрын
The way Meloni stands, with right leg forward, tenses his butt and makes it stick out more. It’s a more stable butt - some might even call it a Stabler Butt! (thunk thunk)
@stargazerlillie7
@stargazerlillie7 3 жыл бұрын
Excellent
@annebruecks7381
@annebruecks7381 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahaha!!!!!
@frigginjerk
@frigginjerk 3 жыл бұрын
Or, a very stable gluteus.
@kinenai
@kinenai 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of the elephant, Stephen should have said that the creature was walking home from a Ba-Bar.
@clueless4085
@clueless4085 3 жыл бұрын
That's a good one lmao
@Maja-Danmark
@Maja-Danmark 3 жыл бұрын
...walking home from a Ba-Bar in Thighland craving a chicken wing, but they only had thaistop
@carlakinsella3833
@carlakinsella3833 3 жыл бұрын
Bahaha that’s a good one 👍🏻👍🏻
@s.o.3753
@s.o.3753 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, good one, but would have sadly been lost on the American public
@IMSiegfried
@IMSiegfried 3 жыл бұрын
@@s.o.3753 not this American. :)
@BrianSmith-ez9kj
@BrianSmith-ez9kj 3 жыл бұрын
I grew up on the West Coast, so it was some time before I even Learned "Chicken Wings" aka "Buffalo Wings" with sauce was a thing, Like well in to the 90's when I was around 25- everyone I knew thought the wings were the smallest afterthought of the chicken- Drumsticks, Breast, and Thighs went before them --- it shows some Marketing Genius that someone in the Buffalo, NY region bought a bunch of inferior wings, dumped tons of sauce on them, and now "Chicken Wings" are so popular there's a shortage of them, and restaurants have to convince people much meatier Thighs are just as good, when they're really a better cut of meat!
@brassholio
@brassholio 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, you Americans have restaurants that just serve chicken wings? WHAT ELSE HAVEN'T YOU TOLD ME!?!
@loudaddy2001
@loudaddy2001 3 жыл бұрын
@@brassholio it isn't as good as you're imagining 🤷🏼‍♂️
@ginnyweatherbee7941
@ginnyweatherbee7941 3 жыл бұрын
Theresa Bellissimo and John Young were the “PR geniuses”, you should look them up
@nobodyknows3180
@nobodyknows3180 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, years ago chicken wings used to sell for almost nothing, now they're easily the most expensive part of the bird, go figure. But, they're not really selling wings for the meat, the secret to wings is the skin, which gets all the crispiness and fat and flavor.
@drachenmagus1604
@drachenmagus1604 3 жыл бұрын
Same... I hated the wings because it was so much work for so little meat. I thought there was something wrong with my friends family because they would do BBQ chicken wings and then criticize because I didn't eat all the "meat" and I am like WHAT MEAT... Even today I prefer boneless chicken wings to regular wings.
@lexslate2476
@lexslate2476 3 жыл бұрын
I worked once with a man named Tim who resented chicken wings. He looked back fondly on a time when they were cheap meat you could score in bulk for making soup stock. Then the power of marketing swooped in and made the wing in to a major seller as a delivery means for breading and dipping sauces. This has been Lex Rambles On A Related Topic. Enjoy your evening and remember that while there's nothing technically wrong with a billionaire buying their own space program and going in to space, there's no morally justifiable reason to let them come back to Earth afterwards.
@gryphonberlin
@gryphonberlin 3 жыл бұрын
Quote of the Day - "what's wrong? I'm lickin' the Dinosaur."
@joeloffing2113
@joeloffing2113 3 жыл бұрын
Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody lick the dinosaur.
@stone1andonly
@stone1andonly 3 жыл бұрын
@@joeloffing2113 Thank you Was (Not Was)!
@nubianprincess2771
@nubianprincess2771 3 жыл бұрын
@@joeloffing2113 That's one for next summer's family reunion. Right after "Electric Slide"🤣
@aesclap21
@aesclap21 3 жыл бұрын
That’s not strictly what I imagine, when someone is addressing the elephant in the room 🤷🏾‍♂️
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 жыл бұрын
This deserves way more likes, but it's only been 8 minutes. I'll wait :-)
@Mythraen
@Mythraen 3 жыл бұрын
I have not yet watched the video. If I don't see Stephen Colbert speaking to an elephant, I will be disappointed.
@marylynne9104
@marylynne9104 3 жыл бұрын
I’m conflicted, I miss the intimacy of Stephen and Evie in the closet, but so happy to see Jon and the band in the studio.
@Ashod00
@Ashod00 3 жыл бұрын
i for one am cringing at the ridiculous audience claps and woo's. loved it when it was just his producer genuinely laughing on his own behind the cameras.. (i think he's Chris?)
@tuckerzenski7828
@tuckerzenski7828 3 жыл бұрын
Ya. I would rather just hear Evie laugh. I got to like her. Maybe she should sit on the couch and tell the audience to shut up.
@ShovelChef
@ShovelChef 3 жыл бұрын
I know they called it a closet, but when you say "Stephen and Evie in the closet," it sounds like "Late Show: After Dark" to me. 😏
@colaboytje
@colaboytje 3 жыл бұрын
I hate the audience
@reginarice21
@reginarice21 3 жыл бұрын
The only good parts are the band and seeing the absolute joy on Colbert's face. Some people really need am audience and I think he's one of them.
@tania2897
@tania2897 3 жыл бұрын
"Amateur Appendectomy": two words you would rather not hear together.
@janemorriss4548
@janemorriss4548 3 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I thought
@ulysessoliverasponyman
@ulysessoliverasponyman 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@bullpuppy7455
@bullpuppy7455 3 жыл бұрын
This isn't the same Colbert... He didn't say 'topical'... He ALWAYS says 'topical'!!!
@tach5884
@tach5884 3 жыл бұрын
"recreational autopsies"
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
P-Body would be a great rap name.
@Gamefreak8112
@Gamefreak8112 3 жыл бұрын
R Kelly tried but was talked out of it by his manager
@autumbreeze1129
@autumbreeze1129 3 жыл бұрын
I know it’s the name of a dog who adopted a human child
@arthurhe5398
@arthurhe5398 3 жыл бұрын
next in line for Dicky ... Dilly ... what's that guy called as of now?
@davidhouston4810
@davidhouston4810 3 жыл бұрын
Please NO, just......NO!
@A._is_for
@A._is_for 3 жыл бұрын
Already taken by donnie
@Ruth.Handler-Jr
@Ruth.Handler-Jr 3 жыл бұрын
I want chicken right now but it’s 4 in the morning and I’m not 21 anymore lol
@It-b-Blair
@It-b-Blair 3 жыл бұрын
Right in the feels! 😜😂😂😂
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 3 жыл бұрын
You only live once..
@Melina-fi3sc
@Melina-fi3sc 3 жыл бұрын
Mmm 😋 chicken wings
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын
No excuse!
@Ruth.Handler-Jr
@Ruth.Handler-Jr 3 жыл бұрын
@@krejados1 true 😁
@vanessaraices8389
@vanessaraices8389 3 жыл бұрын
MEANWHILE 😆🤣 IS THE BEST WHEN YOU WAKE IN LOOK UP ON KZbin. . Congrats and the Award you deserve I whole year WORRIES and Laughing at the same time. THANK YOU STEVEN COLBERT.🙂
@gillygillyyt55
@gillygillyyt55 3 жыл бұрын
Band so very smart tonight 👌
@GildaLee27
@GildaLee27 3 жыл бұрын
Poor elephant must be hungry.
@aka_Locke
@aka_Locke 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing :( That story was funny... but mostly sad to me.
@scarletletter4900
@scarletletter4900 3 жыл бұрын
I'm worried about the plastic bag that poor creature ate
@Ironic-Social-Phobia
@Ironic-Social-Phobia 3 жыл бұрын
Beak Stop, for when you're feeling peckish...
@Tustin2121
@Tustin2121 3 жыл бұрын
Booooooooo 😂
@Maja-Danmark
@Maja-Danmark 3 жыл бұрын
weeee :D
@traviscecil3903
@traviscecil3903 3 жыл бұрын
I don't trust one of your stories. There's some glaring holes in the 'rescued' sex doll story..... I'll see myself to the door, now.
@michelledavis7413
@michelledavis7413 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@tammystockley-loughlin7680
@tammystockley-loughlin7680 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣thanks for the giggle. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself
@Opus313
@Opus313 3 жыл бұрын
Note: There is a real 'Peabody Magazine', but it's affiliated with the Peabody Institute at John Hopkins not the College of Journalism and Mass Communications at the University of Georgia.
@jsh365822
@jsh365822 3 жыл бұрын
You where First. Nice
@BeeWhistler
@BeeWhistler 3 жыл бұрын
Aw, I was hoping it was about time travel.
@nicolem3215
@nicolem3215 3 жыл бұрын
Tell Jon!
@ERMeeks-md5gh
@ERMeeks-md5gh 3 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of quality content for which I come to the comments section!
@ericminch
@ericminch 3 жыл бұрын
@@BeeWhistler I always turn to Sherman's column first.
@wildshadowstar
@wildshadowstar 3 жыл бұрын
Is Christopher Meloni going to fight Chris Evans for the title of America’s Ass?
@stephenjames2951
@stephenjames2951 3 жыл бұрын
The jokes write themselves sometimes.
@DracoMagnius
@DracoMagnius 3 жыл бұрын
"Americans prefer other parts of the chicken..." Me who has always preferred chicken thighs and legs: "this is news to me."
@MulrySquare
@MulrySquare 3 жыл бұрын
Love Stephen's tie tonight. And oh yeah, he's ON FIRE now that he's back on stage in the ES theater!
@AnnoyingMoose
@AnnoyingMoose 3 жыл бұрын
Stephen could have won that Peabody on the Meanwhile intros alone!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
Thighstop is gonna wreak havoc on my thigh gap.
@adrianaheiler9794
@adrianaheiler9794 3 жыл бұрын
Thigh gaps are ridiculous! I remember when I first saw a woman in a commercial with a thigh gap in the late 80s. I was a kid and thought something is wrong with her because her legs are 'not properly connected'. She looked like a kid had painted her with those legs so far apart from each other. I was floored to find out some people see it as a beauty ideal?!
@Lock2002ful
@Lock2002ful 3 жыл бұрын
This gives the phrase “Aren’t we gonna talk about the elephant in the room” a literal meaning. xD
@stone1andonly
@stone1andonly 3 жыл бұрын
"She sells sex dolls by the sea shore!" What the story doesn't tell you is the new craze that's sweeping the world, 'Sex Surfing'! All you need is the sea, your favorite "doll" and your birthday suit! In a couple months, we'll have a rockin' new Beach Boys album that will remind America (and the world) that its ok to "ride the swells" again!
@xBluegamerx
@xBluegamerx 3 жыл бұрын
What?!?!? My entire family and extended family have fought over the dark meat of chickens for decades at dinner party's.
@ericminch
@ericminch 3 жыл бұрын
Parties. Plural, not possessive. And haven't you heard, THERE IS AN APOSTROPHE DROUGHT ON? Flagrant waste of apostrophes is killing our culture and poisoning our environment!
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 3 жыл бұрын
@@ericminch And yet, two thousand years ago, some Jewish guy named Jesus walked around with a dozen apostrophes!
@craigburghardt8604
@craigburghardt8604 3 жыл бұрын
I love Jon Baptiste's mannerisms.
@sideboob4276
@sideboob4276 3 жыл бұрын
*Batiste
@samoshea2059
@samoshea2059 3 жыл бұрын
That intro was CRAZYYY. Jon Batiste and Stay Human are soooo good.
@jideafolayan
@jideafolayan 3 жыл бұрын
I tell you! It's a tune from way back in my childhood days and I neeeeeed the artist name and song title pleeeease!
@lisagulick4144
@lisagulick4144 3 жыл бұрын
@@jideafolayan "He's The Greatest Dancer" by Sister Sledge. That was my junior high years!
@jideafolayan
@jideafolayan 3 жыл бұрын
@@lisagulick4144 Thank you thank you thank you..
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, I’m sure the Japanese authorities were, “relieved”…
@shigeminotoge4514
@shigeminotoge4514 3 жыл бұрын
underrated
@Bodhi_Music
@Bodhi_Music 3 жыл бұрын
Hello sir, my name is irrelevant what you need to know is that i journey the internet for the greatest and most clever comments of 2021… congratulations sir please accept this medal 🏅
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын
priceless!
@apurvapatel1013
@apurvapatel1013 3 жыл бұрын
Shame on Colbert for not dwelling on this excellent opportunity.
@joewilliams4607
@joewilliams4607 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone made that joke. Colbert missed a good one
@malisalavis2239
@malisalavis2239 3 жыл бұрын
I have t seen a meanwhile since the rotten orange 🍊 man held the reins Deep relaxing sigh 😎❤️😎
@abhinavsrivastava9909
@abhinavsrivastava9909 3 жыл бұрын
Chicken thighs are delicious and nutritious, Americans are missing out
@Aldermeeer
@Aldermeeer 3 жыл бұрын
American thighs are delicious and nutritious, chickens are missing out
@saber1epee0
@saber1epee0 3 жыл бұрын
Not this american!! I am THRILLED that thighs are half the price of white meat.
@AlleyTrashBoards
@AlleyTrashBoards 3 жыл бұрын
Thighs are the best part of the chicken!
@piccalillipit9211
@piccalillipit9211 3 жыл бұрын
BUT - why do they have that slightly slimy texture - love the flavour, hate the texture.
@Coni2009
@Coni2009 3 жыл бұрын
@@saber1epee0 and twice as tasty and juicy … yum!
@AllPileup
@AllPileup 3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, the elephant ate PLASTIC BAG.
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын
"You fry it long enough, I'll eat a beak" Better watch it, Stephen. In some parts of the world, the beaks actually do make it to the table...
@archive881
@archive881 3 жыл бұрын
No you don't want fried beaks, some of the most succulent meat is on the head, especially the eye sockets!
@scarletletter4900
@scarletletter4900 3 жыл бұрын
Waste not, want not
@tonyb3203
@tonyb3203 3 жыл бұрын
The tender is an actual cut. Short for tenderloin.
@tzvikrasner6073
@tzvikrasner6073 3 жыл бұрын
Umm... wrong animal
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 3 жыл бұрын
@@tzvikrasner6073 no, they are indeed called chicken breast tenderloins, to distinguish them from the part of the breast that tends to dry out
@Noone-l6g
@Noone-l6g 3 жыл бұрын
@@tzvikrasner6073 no
@joecrowaz
@joecrowaz 3 жыл бұрын
Also, a really fun part of San Francisco!
@ShovelChef
@ShovelChef 3 жыл бұрын
@@joecrowaz I've heard. 😏
@krokodyl1927
@krokodyl1927 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes! Get your bucket of beaks at ‘Beakstop’. 😁
@brianloper6669
@brianloper6669 3 жыл бұрын
Them offering thighs would actually get me to go to WibgStop. Thighs are the best part.
@TheReal008Zulu
@TheReal008Zulu 3 жыл бұрын
I normally have to get really really drunk before I start seeing elephants in my kitchen.
@kasperraskjensen1081
@kasperraskjensen1081 3 жыл бұрын
The regular kind or pink?
@TheReal008Zulu
@TheReal008Zulu 3 жыл бұрын
@@kasperraskjensen1081 Yes.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 жыл бұрын
but do you talk to them? Cause then you'd really be addressing the elephant in the room Seeing myself out now :-)
@DeadDancers
@DeadDancers 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never understood the popularity of wings and drumsticks. It seems like, beyond the ability to hold the bit(s) you don’t eat, they’re just stringy meat and gristle. Barely a step up from chicken necks or feet. I’m not chicken-shaming, just baffled by something which is clearly very popular.
@Tustin2121
@Tustin2121 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine part of the appeal of the wing is the surface area you have to apply herbs or sauces to it. Because it’s all folded up and there’s not much meat, the ratio of meat to sauce is a lot more even to, say, a chicken breast, which would be 95% meat to 5% surface area.
@WhiplashSL
@WhiplashSL 3 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for the Meanwhile sub-segment: Memewhile.
@jeanneratterman4174
@jeanneratterman4174 2 жыл бұрын
Love Jon! Great fun banter with Stephen. They make me smile! 💞
@shadowcat1606
@shadowcat1606 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, come on... the thigh is easily be best piece of meat on a chicken.
@sailtheplains
@sailtheplains 3 жыл бұрын
Woot woot Bathtub Coughsyrup! "What's wrong, I'm licking a dinosaur!" MY MAN.
@veramae4098
@veramae4098 3 жыл бұрын
Not a new thing. Thighs were called "city wings" and considered a little more elegant than just the wing. I like reading novels from a couple of generations past. Pick up the oddest info ... and its stunning how casually racist people were.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 3 жыл бұрын
omigod I know right? I've been reading British murder mysteries from the 30's to 60's lately and the racism is just... God... in some of them. Homophobia too. Lets not even get into internalised misogyny... It makes for a jarring experience, to say the least :-/
@aceofspades9503
@aceofspades9503 3 жыл бұрын
Not just novels- I did a 'classic TV' binge a few months ago and re-watched a bunch of Murder She Wrote episodes. For a show that was VERY progressive for its time....its filled with some painful and uncomfortable to watch misogyny. Its always worth a look back though, just so that we can better see a way forward. :)
@peterwein1716
@peterwein1716 3 жыл бұрын
@@aceofspades9503 Leave It to Beaver also has alot of misogyny in it. I didn't really notice it much as a kid, but when I rewatched some of it as an adult it really hit me.
@nathanwilkowski3131
@nathanwilkowski3131 3 жыл бұрын
Noooooooo! Thighs are awful, terrible, no good trash bits that you shouldn't eat...please don't take my delicious chicken thighs.
@tammystockley-loughlin7680
@tammystockley-loughlin7680 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly if you don't want it...more for me!! Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself
@jenniferpatterson4964
@jenniferpatterson4964 3 жыл бұрын
Thighs are indeed the best part. Let those philistines have their precious wings…I’ll take all the thighs I can transport safely on my own!
@malisalavis2239
@malisalavis2239 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to you Stephen, Mr Batiste & All associated Crew for your well deserved 🎶 🎺 Pea Body 🥇 🏆 🥇 ✌️
@richo1410
@richo1410 3 жыл бұрын
Elephant making a trunk call!
@moonbeanification
@moonbeanification 3 жыл бұрын
Jon Batiste !!! Ohhhh that man is pure magic ♥♥♥
@pacmanshooter247
@pacmanshooter247 3 жыл бұрын
Strangely enough I miss Quarantinewhile...
@OnyxLee
@OnyxLee 3 жыл бұрын
A plastic bag in the poor elephants belly... Oh no!
@iyeetsecurity922
@iyeetsecurity922 3 жыл бұрын
Segment begins at 2:00
@FiferSkipper
@FiferSkipper 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, skip ahead to 2:00 if following the intro is too difficult for you to understand. ...for the rest of us, we enjoy laughing at the word/metaphor play that actually requires an attention span of greater than a minute.
@iyeetsecurity922
@iyeetsecurity922 3 жыл бұрын
@@FiferSkipper OH, I'm _soooo_ sorry that I find the *Meanwhile* intro to be played out. How dare anyone have a difference of opinion than you! You're _definitely_ right to attempt to insult someone that doesn't! Great job policing the comments section! I don't know what the world would do without your invaluable skills!
@rikkiechambers4959
@rikkiechambers4959 3 жыл бұрын
Oh that Jon is handsome .. and his music is just so uplifting 💜
@kellypond9377
@kellypond9377 3 жыл бұрын
Jon is so full of soul, so talented and precious, he oozes Cool 🆒😎
@sharonmullins1957
@sharonmullins1957 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely LOVE Jon. What a positive, kind, man! With talent.
@timmo971
@timmo971 3 жыл бұрын
Ground beaks are already in nuggets
@seanpeterson2296
@seanpeterson2296 3 жыл бұрын
“Everybody get off the floor! Colbert was licking’ the chicken dinosaur!”
@machkeznho8692
@machkeznho8692 3 жыл бұрын
I got so used to seeing you from home that the audience noises are weird now :O
@lisalisa1435
@lisalisa1435 3 жыл бұрын
The band must be thrilled to be back at it! Welcome back! 🎼🎵🎹🎷🎸🎶🎼🎙️
@neohippe1
@neohippe1 3 жыл бұрын
So happy for Johnny B and the Boyz
@carlaaudroing3344
@carlaaudroing3344 3 жыл бұрын
“Head through the wall for Thai food “ yessss!!!
@jaives
@jaives 3 жыл бұрын
only found out now that the thighs are the cheapest part of the chicken in the US. The leg and thigh are usually the best piece in Asia. Wings not so much since they're less meaty and too bony.
@savannahm.laurentian1286
@savannahm.laurentian1286 3 жыл бұрын
So amazing to see the energy and relief of normalcy in NY, especially Colbert and his crew. For some of us, normalcy is a long way off.
@hbeachley
@hbeachley 3 жыл бұрын
I like it better w no audience. The laughs sound so coached, now.
@maimonaalsharif8505
@maimonaalsharif8505 3 жыл бұрын
Colbert: Meanwhile Audience: hahahahahah I miss no audience show 😐
@patrickcaprood6284
@patrickcaprood6284 3 жыл бұрын
Jon is so suave, what a great personality.
@highstimulation2497
@highstimulation2497 3 жыл бұрын
5:05.... that guy from 'a' late show laughing again! yay
@gerbmcnuggets5466
@gerbmcnuggets5466 3 жыл бұрын
0:50 This man won an Oscar and he’s patronizing Stephen Colbert like a champ. “Oh? That’s adorable, I remember when your go-to line was ‘I work with an Oscar winner!’ now we get lumped into your Peabody-Pity-Party…”
@ShovelChef
@ShovelChef 3 жыл бұрын
An elephant just ate a whole bag of uncooked rice. I don't even know what to say to that.
@jamirimaj6880
@jamirimaj6880 3 жыл бұрын
Funny that chicken thigh are my favorite.
@r.d.w.molenkamp1276
@r.d.w.molenkamp1276 3 жыл бұрын
That elephant, wasn't that just at the Flintstones? Kinda nothing new if that's the case xD
@filipdahlberg4420
@filipdahlberg4420 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly beaks are probably already mashed into the nuggets....
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 3 жыл бұрын
no, they're ground into chicken hot dogs.
@jcaftermath2531
@jcaftermath2531 3 жыл бұрын
Nope
@filipdahlberg4420
@filipdahlberg4420 3 жыл бұрын
Probably used in all processed meat chicken products...go watch food revolution by John Oliver
@jcaftermath2531
@jcaftermath2531 3 жыл бұрын
@@filipdahlberg4420 don't need to watch anything bud I used to work for Tyson Foods and ive seen them being made first hand
@Dharmarenee
@Dharmarenee 3 жыл бұрын
Beaks are feet are delicacy in China.
@mguitarhero89
@mguitarhero89 3 жыл бұрын
Jon batiste and the band with the sister sledge cover. Love it!
@BJG253
@BJG253 3 жыл бұрын
Where did that elephant 🐘 come from 😂😂😂 omg
@mystiqueivy
@mystiqueivy 3 жыл бұрын
5:06. There he is!!!! I missed him!!!!
@GrannySoupLadle
@GrannySoupLadle 3 жыл бұрын
John Batist 😂 such a funny dude
@smilingface8118
@smilingface8118 3 жыл бұрын
That cell phone joke at the end was underrated
@TF_Tony
@TF_Tony 3 жыл бұрын
"Visual approximation" of the CEO of Wingstop.
@corbeau-_-
@corbeau-_- 3 жыл бұрын
oh no, now the elephant is going to explode!
@anthonydunn729
@anthonydunn729 3 жыл бұрын
...Is the elephant gonna be okay?
@ryanspengler4877
@ryanspengler4877 3 жыл бұрын
"Visual Approximation" 🤣🤣🤣 🐔 👔
@Jayess-c
@Jayess-c 3 жыл бұрын
What's meanwhile. Is this some sort of concept from the lost dark ages. I've heard of quarantine-while.
@Ruth.Handler-Jr
@Ruth.Handler-Jr 3 жыл бұрын
I had wing stop twice this month and I loved it
@dubginkxx
@dubginkxx 3 жыл бұрын
I would love some Dino Bites rolled in the wing stop garlic parmesan 😃
@chriskelly3481
@chriskelly3481 3 жыл бұрын
I've never understood Americans obsession with chicken wings. They are objectively the most garbage regularly eaten portion of chook. Scraggly, bony chunks of messy, unpalitable, dissapointing belt leather. Thighs all day!
@christistratton
@christistratton 3 жыл бұрын
They used to be inexpensive meat a long time ago, before their was a "pandemic shortage", before the restaurants started serving them as appetizers everywhere. Now you can get chicken breast on sale for 1.99 a lb. but the wings are 3.99, which, considering how much meat is on them, makes them firmly Off Budget.
@audbertovelez130
@audbertovelez130 3 жыл бұрын
Alright Batist.. looking sharp.. love it.. my blessings to all.... 🙏🙏❤️😎✌️
@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice
@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice 3 жыл бұрын
Picture of the chicken with a tie has „visual approximation“ written under it 😆
@SamAronow
@SamAronow 3 жыл бұрын
Frank always makes me eat the beak.
@gus.smedstad
@gus.smedstad 3 жыл бұрын
“Paleo” doesn’t exclude carbs. That’s “keto.” “Paleo” is the idea that you should restrict yourself to stuff pre-civilized humans ate, since everyone should aspire to having a life expectancy of 30 years. Plenty of carbs in that. Uncooked rice pretty much qualifies, though with grains like rice, there’s the issue of how much millennia of cultivation has changed the grain. If you’re taking the “eat like a plains ape” idea to its logical extreme.
@cbjfan44
@cbjfan44 3 жыл бұрын
I want to know why the builder of that home didn’t build to elephant code? Somebody slipped on the job. LOL
@krejados1
@krejados1 3 жыл бұрын
The left their copy of the code in the trunk.
@Valsorim24
@Valsorim24 3 жыл бұрын
I don't miss the audience. All those pauses and laughter....
@ZTK-RC
@ZTK-RC 3 жыл бұрын
Incredible comedy writing this segment
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