Meanwhile... New McFlurry Cup | Channing Tatum's Tshirt Problems | Generation Alpha Slang

Meanwhile... McDonald's is ditching the plastic McFlurry cup in favor of a paper version, actor Channing Tatum hates doing laundry, and Millennial slang has officially become old-school as Generation Alpha comes into their own.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

[@stoptorturingme]

As a korean watching his show in south korea , i can't find stephen any more adorable when he twists his tongue to pronounce each weird korean word that pops up on the prompter lol

[@tonis5140]

His pronunciation is so bad, it's cute

[@alvinfong1449]

Hello SK, my sister had a great time in Seoul last week :)

[@ukkim7854]

Capitalize 'Korea'!! Jerk!

[@kevinlevine9143]

🎉😂

[@acecat2798]

I'm going to send this to my friend in Seoul, she'll love it. "Seolleongtang~" This did inspire me to order some seolleongtang, so I think we can call that a win.

[@crbg2004]

Seeing Colbert's game face at the beginning of the clip was great

[@chestyvulva]

Same ol game face.

[@BeverlySimons]

Stephen is just GREAT! Love to watch him point out the ridiculous.

[@TheJustineCredible]

LOL Beer Truck in Oxford Mississippi: I heard about that the day it happened. Most of my work team are all in Oxford. The "we don't need help cleaning up" was a real quote!

[@gardnerhill9073]

Plenty of happy volunteers on that spill site, no doubt.

[@esmerelda6003]

I adore Colbert - he is so funny.

[@katica04]

I like him too but wish he didn’t focus so much on politics. I get tied of it

[@reneeelias9514]

So are his writers!

[@LazyIRanch]

@@katica04 Which of the eleven topics that he covered in this segment had _ANYTHING_ to do with politics? Answer: NONE. There was nothing political in this entire segment, so don't be a skibidi Ohio rizz!

[@StudioLB]

Colbert is LEGEND

[@chestyvulva]

No.

[@chestyvulva]

He was. He's overstayed his welcome on this dull show. I can't wait until his contract is up.

[@StudioLB]

@@chestyvulva Sure Russian

[@davidsassoon2607]

THANK YOU STEPHEN... YOU MAKE US FORGET THE HORRORS OF THE DAY AMID HUMANS

[@colleenclements5715]

Amid humans . . . 1 🍊 one in particular, that is HELL 👏🤣😝🤯🥳💙🌊🇺🇲

[@MonkeyJedi99]

Humans are just the worst.

[@NotSoMuchFrankly]

Stop yelling at me. I was just starting to calm down after the horrors of the day amid humans.

[@jamesjross]

Is this JD Vance's burner account?

[@MonkeyJedi99]

@@NotSoMuchFrankly Aren't humans just the worst?

[@MotivatedActionGroup]

When I was a deputy sheriff many years ago, a beer truck overturned on the Intersate. My roommate, a cop called me and asked if I wanted any beer, Pabst Blue Ribbon. We ended up with about 20 cases of beer at home. I'm not sure if they still do it, but at the time, because of insurance, the contents of overturned trucks had to be buldozed and buried on the side of the road, so all of the cops in the area filled their trunks with cases of beer and took it home. That's why they don't need any help. It was gone within an hour.

[@kenbrown2808]

when I was younger, a truckload of watermelons had a tote slide off the truck and hit the road. the fire crew asked the driver what the shipper wanted done with the watermelons and he said even the undamaged ones couldn't be sold, so the next 50 or 60 cars past the crash scene got offered a free watermelon.

[@smoothrocky1847]

a la Whisky Galore!

[@embreis2257]

what do you mean by 'bulldozed and buried on the side of the road'? ofc, insurance wants this removed but in a civilised country it would end up in garbage disposal and not wherever the accident took place. the US is a weird place. police officers helping themselves and friends to this stuff cannot be legal as someone probably signed a form confirming the beer or whatever else was properly disposed of.

[@kenbrown2808]

@@embreis2257 yes, burying spilled cargo on site is abnormal. in my area, trees that fall on the road, and animals killed on the road are supposed to be moved only enough to reduce the hazard, and nature allowed to take its course. but spilled cargo is required to be removed at the expense of the person responsible for the spill. in the case of cargo that retains value, it is up to the owner to decide to allow salvage or not. as my own story with the spilled watermelons - the company declared them a total loss, and so the emergency responders could legally give the intact ones away.

[@benzaiten933]

I mean even if you have to destroy the contents of the truck, why burry it on the side of the road? this could be such a major hazard, at least dispose of it properly.

[@Donttrustthatburger5144]

Gen Alhpa: **coming up with words no one knows** Me using words my English teacher says no one's used in 100 years: verily and forsooth

[@Styphon]

Gadzooks!

[@malavoy1]

I think thee mean 'hundreds' of years.

[@Donttrustthatburger5144]

@@malavoy1 'twas not mine's self who said it; indeed, it was.... She

[@malavoy1]

@@Donttrustthatburger5144 Methinks 'She' doth protest too much.

[@jamesjefferson3234]

We GYATT to have more segments of Stephen standing up ❤

[@SpaceForceCommander]

No dog will sign a contract that says "'Til Death We Never Part". Isn't neutering enough already?

[@samohanka]

I mean, neutering is a net positive for the dog as well. But that's still a **teensy smidge** overboard.

[@tokyomilmil]

I once felt the same as you do, but now I try to see it in another perspective: …. I trust Dylon most possibly have seen those films about dogs having starved themselves to death after their owners deserted them or died …. That’s a more reasonable explanation as to why he wants his dog died with him.

[@lisagulick4144]

@@tokyomilmil But how old is the dog? If he's young enough, he can be rehomed. Yes, he would miss his master, but with enough love and care, he would have a good chance of happiness with a new family. That actor's final wish for his dog smacks of the days when the wives, servants, and pets of a newly-dead king would be slain and buried with him so they could continue to serve and amuse the king in the afterworld!

[@imnotmike]

@@lisagulick4144 Yeah, I don't know. It's a little more complicated than that. My dog and I are super close. And one one hand I'm really sad because I know that her life span is much shorter than mine. And part of me really wishes she would outlive me so I wouldn't have to go on without her. But on the other hand, that's kind of selfish, and part of me is glad she'll die first because I know how hard it would be on her if I died first. It's a very complicated relationship in that way.

[@comkver]

Yes I know exactly what you mean... ​@@imnotmike

[@generaldisarray]

5:29 when you're both suspicious and sceptical you get susceptical...🤣🤣🤣

[@michaeltnk1135]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who heard that. The subtitles just said skeptical

[@generaldisarray]

@@michaeltnk1135 I replayed it several times and was having flashbacks to Su, Su, Sussudio by Phil Collins... 🤣🤣

[@cammieg4381]

All Hats Off to those writers who come up with the intros for each MEANWHILE!👍OMG!!!

[@lifewuzonceezr]

I think I love the people who get too confused and demand a skip button! 😂

[@DJJ-YEN]

Been watching for years and always skip past them. Those intros sound like an AI-generated Mad Libs on acid.

[@vintagethings9187]

@@DJJ-YEN but "the hooligan's bilge swill of news"? Cmon! These are the best bits!

[@imnotmike]

@@lifewuzonceezr I'm not confused, it's just boring. If you've heard one meanwhile intro, you've heard them all. 2 minute tortured word salad metaphor that means nothing. Neat. When I was a little kid, my mom had a saying. The first time is a laugh. The second time is a giggle. The third time is a spanking. Jokes aren't funny if you do the same joke over and over again.

[@lifewuzonceezr]

@@imnotmike lol..word salad..translates to you don't understand the flavour

[@user-xy6gm6ug5c]

My grandfather had his dog put down when he passed. I don't know how my grandma could do that. After my dad passed I inherited his dogs. They have helped me through the pain. I wish my grandma didn't honor his wishes. My(my dad's) Saint Bernard mix will be 15 in December. He deserves all those extra yrs. He's helped so many through the rough times that he gets whatever he wants now.

[@ImaBlack1969]

The vet who honored that request should lose their license.

[@Bella-cb5xe]

I’m officially horrified by this and shocked a vet would comply. When my mother passes, her extremely pampered kitty boy will be joining our household. My only concern is that our current residents will demand we up our game!

[@liberalsockpuppet4772]

I love how St Bernards bark. ... ... ... ... ... MOOF! ... ... ... ... drool. ... ... MOOF! ... ...

[@NexuJin]

Your grandfather probably believed in heaven and might have thought that dying is a lonely journey. So despite knowing the consequences, he might have chosen to go through the journey of death together joined by mans best friend, the dog. For people that believes in existence of heaven or after life. This has been done in the past by various cultures if a person dies, they get lay to rest with (some of) their pets so they can accompany them to after life. But it's nice to hear your dad's Bernard has been such a pillar of support for you 🐾

[@hydrorouge]

It’s so disturbing that people choose to do it and that clearly there are some vets who would comply! I’m so happy you have your dad’s dog. Not only has he helped you, I’m sure you have helped him as he would have also left that loss. Going through it together and having each other is so important. My parents and I each have a cat (so three cats total who are all actual siblings) and we have said on multiple occasions that if one or two of us were to die while the cats are still alive, whomever remains will still keep all three cats. They are our babies. They are a part of our family. I have had the worst year of my life this year, but those cats have literally kept me going. Some days all I have to keep me here is those sweet babies and the knowledge that they would feel the loss and not know what happened. The thought of it breaks my heart. I’ve got to stay for them. ❤

[@KealohaHarrison]

I’m only 26 but every time I hear Gen Alpha slang I age like Donovan drinking from the wrong grail in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade lol

[@piccalillipit9211]

YEAH Gen Z will be going grey soon...!!! In another 5 years you will see your Gen Z KZbinrs going grey, the ones that were kids when you were a kid and OMG will that shock you...!!!

[@matrisgallus6189]

Not being rude, just honestly wanna know. Did you just know the name Donovan or did you have to look it up?? Cause im 39 and grew up watching that movie, seen it dozens of times, but had to look it up to see if you were right. Very impressive if that was just common knowledge to you.

[@KealohaHarrison]

@@matrisgallus6189 yeah I knew it was Donovan lol at first I put his name, but then I edited it to say “the guy from The Last Crusade,” and then I thought to myself that I don’t need to pretend like I don’t know his name to be cooler than I really am and decided to edit his name back in

[@piccalillipit9211]

@@matrisgallus6189 I thought Donovan's were those little 4 foot prehistoric guys in Southeast Asia

[@unvergebeneid]

I just recently saw a meme on how using "lol" at the end of a post is extremely millennial-coded. So you're not fooling anyone, Kealoha, if that is even your real name!

[@patricktilton5377]

Okay, that napkin dispenser joke was what put this MEANWHILE over the top. Cheeky!

[@kennyroman9589]

From; Magenta! For those who don't know, now you will know; There selling a ( Are you Ready?) Two Dollar bill with Donald Trumps image on it!! Hello? From; Sneakers to Bibles to two dollar bills! Where does it end?

[@lazyperfectionist2]

Badum, _tsh!_

[@jameschan9634]

really! Next time I go to Costco, I'm going to check out the folks in the food court, make sure the kids are safe.

[@Kankudai]

Right down to the dimple

[@svtinker]

I’ll pass!

[@adamellis6785]

"Generation Alpha - no, it's not the name of a syndicated Canadian show about teens with superpowers." Well, not at the time of taping, but I have no doubt it's gone into preproduction in the hours since.

[@sirrealist9444]

Fun fact, Alphas WAS in fact a Canadian filmed TV show about people with supernatural abilities in 2011 and 2012... not kids, but... (good show too, canceled like most good shows)

[@crystalshaw8744]

That dog was like ruh roh.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Brett Kavanaugh will volunteer for the spill cleanup. I hear he likes beer.

[@aerodroo]

Somebody call Squee and PJ.

[@firetawgc]

Doesn't matter, the ice-cream machine is still broken.

[@Sindollx666x]

0:18 I love that he called Lewis 'Lotus'. That's actually a great ACCIDENTAL nickname!❤

[@vintagethings9187]

"Legend Of The United States"!

[@imnotmike]

Every generation comes up with their own slang, and they all think older generations are lame for using it, or for not using it. It will take them a few decades to realize that they themselves are just as lame as the old people they make fun of.

[@lina9535]

The funny thing with a lot of slang is that in some places they are already actual words. Sigma is... I don't even know how old, since it's from Greece. And bae? Well if you find an old enough Danish person, they'll ask why you're calling your partner poop 😂

[@imnotmike]

@@lina9535 My grandma always referred to your boyfriend or girlfriend as your bae. She was born in the 1800s.

[@carlyar5281]

I have two kids, one who is at the tail end of Gen Z and the other one is at the beginning of Gen Alpha. We had a whole conversation at dinner two days about the meaning of different slang for different generations. Which was particularly funny because my husband/their dad is tail end Gen X and I am an early millennial.

[@WyvernYT]

You may be able to have fun with them if you look up the old Navy ship USS Gyatt. (I am not making that up, either.)

[@Raziel312]

So basically, no-one can understand what anyone else in your family is saying?

[@carlyar5281]

@@Raziel312 lol. We can understand but sometimes translation is required. 😉😆

[@katthefantastic]

4:18 YES!!!! GenX is vindicated!!!! Thank you bro✊️😆🤘

[@zaiologyy]

just incredible how the Meanwhile intro continues to evolve & somehow get even better loll! 👏🏆

[@MissAaliyahAustin-y9k]

As someone who was in school during "bae" "on fleek" and "gank" (the only one I ever actually understood), yeah I have no god damn idea what the hell the Gen Alpha slang is

[@likebot.]

scammer ironically using likebots

[@lina9535]

Imo it's all just recycling. Imagine when they get into a fraterninty or sorority that has sigma in it. Their poor minds will melt.

[@wooniscloud]

Damn, I'm a Korean who watched this clip hours ago and heard stuff like 'hanwoo', 'chosun mu', 'ottogi' and thought I was drunk. I can't believe Stephen actually spoke these words! Either that or I'm still drunk.

[@JRoss-zxzx]

😂 1:25 someone, somewhere start marketing a beer called "Hooligans Bilge Swill"! Please!!😂

[@officialdonho]

Mr. Colbert was on 🔥this episode

[@marjoriegarland2798]

Never forget about the toasted sesame oil !!! Love you, Stephen!

[@EastSider48215]

I love Meanwhile…. And I especially love the reference to the comic book Alpha Flight. Did not know Colbert was a fan.

[@markschumacher7408]

Stephen, your comments on Gen Alpha and Gen Z made this Boomer laugh. Thanks.

[@LummoxKhan]

3:58. You know how long man's been waiting for this 😂

[@zeroreyortsed3624]

I really enjoy the arms race between the writers, and Stephen's mouth at the beginning.😂

[@lina9535]

The writers: One day we'll get him! Stephen: Never!!!

[@NewMessage]

My shoulders slump a little every time he pronounces 'diabetes' properly. Did Wilford Brimley leave no legacy??!?!?!?!?!

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

Here. Diabetus.

[@NewMessage]

@@DuchessofEarlGrey Better.

[@sydneealyse1932]

Damn as a gen z teacher teaching gen alpha Stephen hit the nail on the head. We have officially become vintage

[@mesmartgnome]

How do you get a McFlurry if none of the ice cream machines work?

[@jpdemer5]

A non-working ice cream machine is what produces a McFlurry.

[@crystalshaw8744]

Thank you.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Krispy Kreme & Dr. Pepper joke would pass a Surprise Inspection (sounds like a Scollins special).

[@AmyCelento]

😅

[@streef88]

Soooo missed! Thank you for soothing that which only Meanwhile can.... A balm for the ages!

[@handaunda]

I've been waiting so long for the start of this segment in Korean! Chosun Moo radish 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Big laugh from Korea 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kenbrown2808]

given the number of mcflurrys McDonalds makes each year, that could keep up to 5 ounces of plastic out of landfills.

[@jasonpatterson8091]

Gotta love McDonald's making the small one pink so that men won't buy it as often. It's like 5 Guys calling their single patty burger the "little burger." Pathetic that it works, but it does.

[@lina9535]

You have different sizes where you are? Here we only have the regular blue one. Granted, I haven't gotten one of the soft serves in ages, so maybe those are the pink ones where I live. ...... ...... This requires actual field research. I'll be back.

[@jasonpatterson8091]

@@lina9535 Don't know, there were two of them, one little pink one and one little blue one. May have assumed incorrectly.

[@iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet]

Men are such babies

[@SecnarfWobneb]

Nice- Stephen Colbert is so adorable

[@MonkeyJedi99]

The Tatum t-shirt story reminds of a guy I used to know who refused to wash socks, so he bought new socks constantly and wore a new pair each day, then threw them out. As psychological quirks go, that one was kind of mild. - He had it better than his friend who had lifelong insomnia, and picked up and changed hobbies frequently to fill the hours other people used to sleep. We were all pretty amazed that he was one of the sanest people we knew. He also knit some fantastic hats and scarves!

[@madboyrex]

Tiger. Best graphic to ever air on the show.

[@TPKJoyBoy]

4 going on 5 years of Meanwhile brings me such joy!

[@jalabi99]

0:42 First Nigerian egusi soup, then Cambodian traditional dancing, now Korean soup? This is better than the Geography Now channel on KZbin!

[@pika23]

That intro took me on journey...😮

[@jenrosejenrose7417]

I have a kid on the cusp of genz and genalpha and yeah, it gets weird.

[@tammystockley-loughlin7680]

This Granny agrees with Caroline, respectfully of course. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

I have been reducing my plastic use over the years by not being able to afford McFlurry.

[@MonkeyJedi99]

I stopped getting McFlurries when the Taylor ice cream machines changed to the secret error codes that meant every failure was an expensive service call, which also meant that every ice cream order I made was responded to with "The machine is down."

[@DracoXhn]

As an Honduran, i can say we don't only traffic cigars!

[@tyrant-den884]

Your grandpa who's favorite book series is Sigma Force by James Rollins: "I'm trendy now!"

[@lina9535]

Ancient Greece: So... Sigma is cool now? Ok, whatever floats your boat

[@Taricus]

Uh... why do I keep buying clothes to avoid laundry? LOL! I don't feel so weird anymore LOL!

[@eleanormay729]

Love you Stephen, love everything about your show!

[@TheReviewQueen82]

I am from Maryland (though I live in Sweden now). I looked up the city and it is Cumberland (it is in Allegany County while I am from PG). However, there is a catch if you move to Cumberland for 20,000 dollars. They expect you to live there for at least five years. If you move away from there before five years are up, you expected to pay back the city the money they gave you for moving there.

[@cocoloco1982]

YOU REALLY ARE HUMAN! 😂 This is friggin' why I've 💙'd ur show 4Ever. EvaEva EVAEVA? LOL Kudos to Colbert for rolling with the 'F-ups' EVEN THE ONE IM NOT SURE HE KNOWS ABOUT @ 5:30... Those fans grew WHAT NOW? 😂💙😂💙😂💙 😂💙😂💙😂💙

[@jalabi99]

2:00 "A small town in Maryland is offering an incentive of up to $20,000 to get people to move there. Cumberland will pay 10 newcomers $10,000 in cash, reports Fox Business. And they can receive another $10,000 for down payments or renovations to existing houses under the 'Choose Cumberland Relocation Program,' per the Washington Post. The newspaper describes the town-located on the Potomac River in Allegany County, about two hours from Baltimore-as 'picturesque.' 'It's really to attract people who will benefit your community,' says Cumberland City Council member Laurie Marchini. 'It's not a social services program-it's to bring people in who are employed.' *The town has a population of about 19,000, less than half of what it was in its heyday before glass factories, a tire plant, and other businesses closed.* Town leaders hope the general shift toward remote work will encourage newcomers to settle there."

[@cmr7854]

That napkin dispenser was hilarious!

[@gus.smedstad]

As a math nerd, I approve of the term “sigma” becoming popular slang.

[@Omni0404]

Wait, his middle name is 50 Cent? It all makes sense now!

[@Zerolink30]

1:53 to be fair, worth it

[@dianasmith2787]

You're the best Stephen Colbert!!❤

[@Cancun771]

"Bilge swill" is a new low I think. Also I'd like to hear _all_ the different choices offered by Brian Stack for that drunk Law & Order line please. I mean he's just _gotta_ have done the entire spectrum from mild buzz to five-alarm alcohol poisoning. Those tapes exist _somewhere!_

[@jeffs6090]

The Dr Pepper Krispy Kremes are actually pretty good. The more you-aaahhhh, tiger!!

[@jacovawernett3077]

Hilarious. You win me back. My Hebrew name Jacova is the female form of Jacob. I even worked on the editing of Jacob's Ladder starring Tim Robbins. Islam is like the hospital nightmare scene.

[@Negus08]

Yes, I watch this show and love it.

[@debrajenkins9211]

Stephen ain't no sunshine when you're gone. Get Justice Kavanaugh on that 🍺 case...he does voice overs 💙💙💙💯

[@SheyD78]

Steve was killing it tonight. I've only seen that rainbow star with #washjosh but I did love the tiger.

[@altrag]

Man it's been how many years since the Colbert Report and it still surprises me every time Stephen says his name with the hard T.

[@jenniferneedham5514]

Slay Meanwhile!! 🤣

[@d801live]

I have been with Stephen since his Comedy Central days but to be bullied to watch 2 or more mandatory commercials (nearly running 10 minutes) is unacceptable. Good bye and thanks for all the insights and laughter you have given me☹

[@herlandercarvalho]

Beer-Beer!🤣

[@Echo81Rumple83]

that tiger wasn't rubbing against the fence like he's please to see you. he's doing it because he's marking his territory as a refresher to any new passerby this message: "THIS IS MY TURF! OUT!! GET OUT!!!" i wouldn't be surprised if domesticated house cats will do this, but i don't have any evidence to that...

[@gluteusmaximus1657]

How to obtain that napkin dispenser? Sorry. English is not my first language. ;-)

[@lifewuzonceezr]

😂😂😂 just made me spit on my phone

[@WyvernYT]

It's available in Florida.

[@Styphon]

Doesn't Temu have everything?

[@bwenluck9812]

Napkin "suspenser"? 😂

[@gluteusmaximus1657]

@@bwenluck9812 Thanx!

[@gibbs000810007]

Ya'll know something? I have never seen an episode of Meanwhile where the introduction doesn't have the word: Topical in it. They all do. Every. Single. One.

[@robguttridge6591]

That descriptor of current events is like an ointment to our ears.

[@likebot.]

For just a second today I forgot I had a crush on Negah Santos because my mind stopped when Donald Trump said he lost the 2020 election. But I went right back to fawning over my goddess as soon as I recovered.

[@MK-su6eg]

Now I'm hungry for some ox tail soup! Aloha from Hawaii!

[@szwolinski4587]

I love COSTCO, and I hope they start selling those napkin holders!

[@TonysOfficialCreations]

I don't think the Sound Crew even expected to return THAT fast either! I thought it was my crappy earbuds! Did anyone else catch the audio change this episode?

[@Azeria]

Segment starts 1:40

[@MaidenHelll]

Gen alpha slang is about Gen z shenanigans

[@uewneeq7901]

In the shirtless picture of Channing Tatum it looks like Kevin Nash to his left

[@akinpaws]

I see the resemblance. It's actually Joe Manganiello.

[@Giambijuice]

It is Kevin Nash. The picture's from the film Magic Mike.

[@MK-su6eg]

Same story except it was a bread truck, remember eating raisin bread for weeks! Pops grab as much bread as posible scattered over the street! Truck driver said what you doing, dads reply, you can't sell it anyway, so off we went! Aloha from Hawaii, this happened right in front of the airport!

[@kasnitch]

That Costco lid does bear a striking resemblance to an alleged tiny mushroom dictator .

[@NewMessage]

"What the hell's a Genalpha?" -My Boomer Father in law

[@AthenaKeatingThomas]

That was a breath of fresh ass- I mean- air!

[@larksongster]

This is the second time I've heard Stephen talk to himself in a sketch and pronounce the "t" in Colbert. I wonder if he even knows he does that!?😄

[@lawrenceeverett9661]

The guy writing those openings is absolute genius.

[@jaewest2172]

You guys should seriously consider selling that napkin dispenser.

[@hydrorouge]

Gen Alpha is 14 years old and younger. Their generation started in 2010. I’m not surprised that they have started coming up with their own slang. It is still weird though. I have niblings who are part of Gen Alpha and one is four and the other two are one. The thought that when they are older, they will have their own slang is logical but also crazy to me. Right now, they are just adorable, sweet, curious, and funny. The four-year-old just started JK! Where has time gone?!

[@donskuse2194]

I’ve done Channing’s laundry thing but not for an entire year - gotta love those cheap Walmart t-shirts!

[@rickfry6031]

The smartest comedy on TV.

[@lina9535]

Wait... what I'm hearing about the McFlurry is that the US is now doing something that Sweden has been doing for over a year? Wow 😮

[@judithgannon5642]

It didn’t take me long to get the Dr Pepper Krispy Cremes, lol

[@Artista_Frustrado]

"I am using Fanum Tax incorrectly? You don't know either!" that's brutal, based & true. all i know is that you gotta stick your Gyatt for Nerizzler as apparently you might be both BauBau AND Biboo Tax even if one might just want to be your Shiori

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

I require one of those napkin dispensers.

[@linda-may5744]

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[@peachesthesordid8619]

As a millennial I'm also confused by slang. We can be out of touch together, Stephen.

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Weve had those kinds of mcflurry cups in Europe for a long time already