Vance: Taylor Swift’s Endorsement Doesn’t Matter | Trump’s Picture Book | Biden Dons MAGA Hat

[@seanlockwood5699]

Please vote. This is not the time to relax.

[@patricknielsen6329]

I don't think i can vote yet

[@SilverQuillTV]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jordanharrelson9193]

it dosnt even matter. its all pre planned

[@brendataylor4136]

Please check your voters registration status to ensure you're still vote💙🙏

[@youtubegarbage7876]

Are they countintg the popular votes this time? Let me know when they are, and I'll make an effort.

[@paulcronin3626]

Stephen,seth Myers, Jimmy Kimmel have done great service, sanity and humor in the face of hate and dystopia.

[@winstonlanda7731]

You forgot the GOAT Jon Stewart

[@paulnolan4971]

Yups. Much yups. 💙💙💙 We very much value our political satire in the UK and we are the best at it lol :P

[@paulcronin3626]

@paulnolan4971 aahh feck,well of course you're the best at everything, world beating etc etc ad nauseum.

[@paulcronin3626]

@@winstonlanda7731 I didn't.

[@Ndizzyinthehizzy]

Kimmel is a hack with lazy joke writing who also did Blackface back in the day, Colbert sold his comedic soul to take this job while being a shell of his old self, but Seth Meyers is one that I'll still watch. At least with him there's still a sense of actually believing what comes out of his mouth.

[@visceratrocar]

"Want my autograph?" "Hell no." Not gonna lie, that was good.

[@veronicababy7959]

He’s such a sly fox.

[@JohnsonPadder]

Thank you for not lying.

[@FallenOne669]

And somehow, *still* more respectful to opposing voters than Ttump has been to even his own allies.

[@KidAmnesiacOK]

And super fast for someone with dementia

[@truthsmiles]

I wonder how Trump would have reacted if someone asked him if he remembered his own name.

[@paultarp9150]

I thank you again Stephan Colbert and everyone with the Late Show for the laughs. Thanks much to all of you guys.

[@alfredmuller6626]

You're welcome I'm so happy and thankful to have been there😊😊

[@Bklynbound79]

Pathetic..

[@christophercarr8976]

9:22 Joe Biden removing MAGA hats from circulation one at a time! Good work sir!

[@shortsatire5669]

Love President Biden. Funny, can take a joke, and works for all of America.

[@lancefromohio]

Go find the full clip. The idiot put it on. Biden wore a maga hat. This is why he's out.

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

that hat is so going in a bin somewhere lolz

[@Rolbell]

He shook the jab off like a boss and subtly gave it back before the guy even knew what hit him. He was a great president, and an even greater man.

[@teax25]

@@Rolbell To be fair, Pres. Biden was spend most of his time cleaning up the mess Trump left. People don't seem to understand that. The FAILED of a Pres. Trump left so much mess. IT won't surprise me that Trump did NOT flush the toilet after it was used. That how useless Trump is.

[@ziqi92]

Vance thinks he’s good at firing from the hip but he misses so badly he shoots his foot…

[@nreese216]

Every single time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bobbg9041]

Did he not see the Cat in Taylor's hands? When she said she endorsed Harris.

[@TennesseeYaya]

@domenico8883😂😂😂😂. So true!

[@samanjj]

It was a Freudian slip - he does not like trump and trump doesn’t like him and it shows

[@tonibrown5460]

They not like us

[@robintucker6431]

Who says Biden’s losing it. That Trumper thought he was being funny but Biden got the last laugh. Hilarious! 😂

[@SmilingJack65]

I was taking a drink when he said that to that Trumper and I about had a coughing fit from busting out laughing.

[@abbeyball6890]

💙 Biden's interaction with that gentleman was exactly how presidents should act and how politics should be

[@twomustangs]

"Hell no." AWESOME! Maybe stop poking so much fun at Biden, late night dudes.

[@tracydahlke897]

Couldvyou imagine whatctrump would have done if that man called him an old fart?

[@dawnstanley1733]

​@@twomustangs I agree!

[@ginalipkin4849]

When they go low we go high, keeping our heads clear, open and upright, proud and real

[@unicornhearts]

That didn’t work. They don’t care about ethics or morals or any decency at all. We’re not setting an example they’re interested in following. They’re tonedeaf and it’s all lost on them.

[@KidAmnesiacOK]

Kamala is CLUTCH. Can you imagine how much pressure she was under? How nervous we all would have been? And she came out snd delivered POSSIBLY the best debate performance in history. At the most crucial time. I couldnt be more impressed by her.

[@Artexpressions-bc6vr]

Well said!

[@Nancyr-x8o]

i’m nancyr and yes, i began to like Kamala when she went all over the US and talked to women about the abortion ban. soo kind. i expected her to cream him like 🌽 corn, but she amazed me too, she’s a very impressive woman

[@Respectable_Username]

She definitely looked nervous at the start, but then she was asked about abortion and you could see her settling into her comfort zone and absolutely _rocking_ him from then on! At least until the ad break where things got slow again. I still do wish she had a better posture on foreign policy (especially as somebody who's not American but is from a closely allied country that always inevitably follows the US's lead), and she's missing easy votes from actually agreeing to a public option for health insurance, but she did what she needed to do in terms of making Trump look like the _last_ person who should have access to the nuclear codes!

[@jjwubs1638]

The clutch vs the klutz, I guess. . . . . . (Though you kids need to cut out with using random nouns and use it as as and adjective. You made me look it up 😅 )

[@Pbav8tor]

When he said she "put out," she gave him the strike eye for real.

[@izabelasiczek3547]

After the debate, in all European countries on the morning tv we were all laughing at trump as we have been for years it's mad that there are Americans that take this nut case seriously!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

It's even funnier when you realize Americans think anyone takes the USA seriously

[@Christian-yz1qu]

Trump is a liar and obviously doesn't give a damn about people or the country. He has no knowledge of economics, he doesn't understand how tariffs work. He is responsible for about a million pandemic deaths. He insults veterans, women and people with a disability. He has a serious narcissistic personality disorder and should not be allowed anywhere near positions of power. The whole world is laughing at him and is puzzled why millions of Americans are constantly being bamboozled by his infantile and deranged ramblings.

[@handyvickers]

Sadly, we have to take America seriously. We just can't take Thump seriously!

[@Piden-l4b]

A nuclear superpower with a guy who believes in pet eating Zombies. Why should we be nervous. Chill.

[@stevetournay6103]

Yes. Alarmingly though the system itself wants him to win, and he has 81 million guaranteed votes from his cult. Harris needs a landslide; Trump doesn't even need to win the popular vote (as 2016 proved)...Trump is still likelier than Harris to win...

[@RetroBackslash]

Two things: 1) 37% of the people polled ‘thought’ that Trump won the debate ?! 2) If Trump’s team doesn’t think that Taylor Swift’s endorsement matters*, why did they use AI images of her endorsing Trump? *They’re wrong

[@doloreskrisky1670]

I read 21% of voters thought Trump won the debate. Even that is unfathomable.

[@courtneybrubaker9738]

Of course they do. I saw the fake AI on his website. He’s so full Of it

[@garfield2439]

That's right. I forgot about that. Caught lying as usual

[@TamagoHead]

@@courtneybrubaker9738Don’t mess with our girl. We can do appalling 🐾 things, like booking Trump’s ticketed rally & not showing up.

[@pejbartolo2365]

37% is the actual number of Trump voters.

[@LaLeeRu]

I am trying so hard to get my news from NPR and the New York Times, yet, I much prefer spending my limited time getting essentially the same information from Mr. Stephen Colbert... so much more entertaining! Well done show!!!

[@tikhongilson3770]

BBC and Reuters aren't bad either.

[@rickvandijk]

From The Netherlands; It’s obviously your choice America, but please make sure sanity prevails and get Mrs. Harris in the White House. Good luck!

[@misselanys1219]

Thank you, Netherlands. Pray for us. We must end the Trump reign of terror this November.

[@veronicababy7959]

We’re working on it. Thanks for the support!

[@AbStar_xx]

Agreed - don’t get complacent, US. Vote blue and save us from that orange clown From Australia 🇦🇺

[@chrisewing6240]

We are fighting against this horror. It's the Electoral College voting system that's the problem! The Republicans gave their party away. They've always suppressed the vote by gerrymandering. Plus, they promoted extreme views until they created a monster in the MAGA movement. There are many Republicans are afraid for their lives to speak out.

[@gamepapa1211]

From Indonesia. Wishing you Americans the best of luck as well! Harris Walz 2024! Not going back!

[@kevinkerkhoff6670]

That "Hell no" from Bide was awesome.

[@MrAchsas]

yup xD

[@Sean-gh3rn]

President Cornpop is too charming.

[@arcturionblade1077]

Joe went from simply humoring that ignorant Magahat to absolutely roasting him, hahaha. Love it!

[@RaiokIncaris]

I laughed while in the work breakroom when I heard that

[@marvinmartin4692]

Made my day!

[@jayt4886]

JD Vance is the gift that keeps giving. Open mouth insert foot!

[@barbarahyde4442]

Or, TGIF: 'Toes Go In First' (It USED to stand for, Thank God It's Friday.')

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

That was Biden's old role! Glad to.see the baton has been passed across the aisle to the younger generation.

[@Piden-l4b]

Sofas are supporting him.

[@Kallynthehuntress]

Operation "Let them talk" is working out just fine.

[@elizabethconnolly3260]

Feet…

[@bobbarbsokalski5005]

As my Scottish grandmother would say. This was bloody brilliant !😂😂😂

[@thelonesomefisherman7425]

Childless cat ladies stand back and stand by to vote on November 5. 🐈🐈🐱🐈‍⬛🐯😂😂 I saw this on another post and had to share it.

[@paulnolan4971]

🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@MarthaRoseMoore415]

Right!? WORD!!

[@cainau]

Why wait until November 5? Most states allow early voting.

[@thelonesomefisherman7425]

@@cainau I'm signed up for my early ballot already, but I think the joke works better this way.

[@bakersdirtydozen]

Childless cat man feeling so invisible.

[@russellhammond371]

"Concepts of a Plan" Trump. Can't believe that's the best he could do on healthcare.

[@RetroBackslash]

Better than his, “… childcare is childcare” ‘policy’

[@ArchaicAnglist]

The result of a two weak effort.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Give him a break; he’s only been working on it for…8 years now

[@TheCatNoOneWanted]

hell even I have "concepts" of a plan 🤤

[@rmsteeves]

Not just Trump. The Whole Republican leadership, I.e. The Fat cat Private Insurance scam billionaires and their bought and paid for Republican Congressional Shills. Remember their "Repeal and Replace" but with NO REPLACE? Pardon me, Concepts of a plan!

[@raddestnerd]

Stephen Colbert is a national treasure

[@l.c.7955]

You want my autograph? Hell no. Ive never been caught off guard so bad 🤣😂👏

[@charlesmartin1121]

"They are eating dogs." And Kamala had you eating crow Tuesday night.

[@BasicPsychology101]

Meanwhile, somewhere much further out in space: "This was a leader of humans?...Mark this planet as a restricted no-fly zone!"

[@minilopgamer1950]

Nah she had him eating shit

[@Slickthecat1]

Nice

[@ChristophBrinkmann]

​@@nicholase2868 Reread the comment. Hasn't been edited, mind

[@peteblueline]

Love Trump was ganged up on 3 to 1 by so called moderators,lol,.abc has lost all credibility

[@shermanculbertson6244]

Kamala Harris deserves a vote for president if anyone ever did.

[@DSzaks]

No one deserves your vote. They have to earn it.

[@JohnsonPadder]

@@DSzaks That's their whole point. Once they earn it, do they not then deserve it? Deserved doesn't automatically mean unearnt. They are saying she had earnt their vote.

[@Carol-fx4uk]

This is her time, Kamala Harris is ready to be elected as POTUS and Tim Walz as VP us just icing on the cake💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌈🌈and justice for ALL 😂🎉🎉

[@eloise22422]

@@DSzaksno she deserves my vote. She already earned it. Please only speak for yourself.

[@TinaMiles-ve7mu]

She has earned it ! Just looking at Trumpet in the same room is earn right there !

[@meemeepalmer4144]

Kamala did start off on the high road by attempting to shake his hand.💙💪🏽

[@johnparrott4689]

Power move

[@gospyro]

That was my thinking at first, but it was a power move to put pressure on trump from the moment he stepped onto the carpet. She walked into ‘his space’ and forced him to shake her hand. It was beautiful.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

bcos she’s a professional

[@larkhughes9740]

Don't miss the fact that she said her name as she shook his hand. He has always deliberately mispronounced her name, lol.

[@Brian-uy2tj]

After shaking Trump's hand she probably had to count her fingers........... make sure he didn't steal any.

[@GoldenFrizbee]

That hat exchange was kinda wholesome and cute 😭💙💙💙 between two old dudes

[@BonnieKennedy-pj7tn]

Go Taylor! Influenced by Taylor for the first time. Who knew i was a swiftie

[@macforme]

I can't name a single song of hers ....but so am I..... she is getting the 18 - 90 crowd involved! 😂🤣

[@2000diablo2soul-t]

Its that song ‘hi its me im the problem everybody agreessss’ i heard it on the radio last week in the netherlands i only knew later it was swift. That long sssss on agreessss sound like germany wo2 lol but thats my german association

[@Sandy-du4ev]

Me too but I am happy. Vote blue and save America from dumb donald trump

[@kathytaylor2714]

We welcome bandwagon swifties!

[@GustavusA355]

Don’t anybody tell JD about the voter registration clicks from her endorsement😉405,000 and counting.

[@gladys673]

Vance is like Trump his boss, stupid 😂😂😂

[@JamailvanWestering]

Such a sad state of democracy the US is in. The fact that there are people there that vote for a person just because he/she got endorsed by a billionaire…

[@lino9296]

​@@JamailvanWestering And the even more weird people are voting directly for a billionaire

[@oldauntzibby4395]

What's great about Taylor Swift's endorsement is that she is reaching thousands of people who have probably not paid much attention to politics before. (The same way she changed some of the NFL audience.) And that's what scares the magas. When people pay attention they see how horrid and pathetic rump and Vance are and how damaging their policies are to the average person and especially to women.

[@Nate-.-]

​@JamailvanWestering I know, licking Elon musk boots for trump is so weird. But Taylor swifts music is super popular, you sound jealous.

[@bryanabbott6169]

Yep, Vance says Taylor Swift's endorsement doesn't matter. If that was the case, then why did Trump's campaign push out an endorsement to Trump by an AI generated version of Taylor Swift in the first place? That's a major reason why she publicly endorsed Harris.

[@courtneybrubaker9738]

Yep

[@sharimeline3077]

Yeah that backfired on them so bad. They're not smart people.

[@Endlessvoidsutidos]

they seriously did that? man that was stupid .....hmmmm maybe the eating the dogs line was what his team prepared after all 🤔buahaha 😂

[@logan317b]

Trump mentioned Brittany Mahomes too trying to prove Taylor’s MAGA just cause she hung out with her

[@kathis6840]

​@@Endlessvoidsutidosyes, she mentioned in her IG post that she was made aware of the AI version of "her" endorsing trump and wanted to set the record straight.

[@sfinnmacgregor12]

Colbert, Stewart, Myers, and Fallon are keeping us alive and kicking thru all this Maga 💩!

[@lisajenkins4416]

Don't forget Kimmel.

[@jh2471]

Both Jimmys suck hard, but for different reasons.

[@johnwattdotca]

I like watching the live bands. Late night talk shows always have live bands.

[@adamfarkas51]

@@jh2471 nah Kimmel has quite a few legit bangers.

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

Absolutely 💯 thanks to all the guys and crew!!!!! 🥰

[@rugby_jtizzle]

Yall should find and watch that whole clip of Biden talking to that guy. Jimmy Kimmel showed it in monologue and I laughed so hard!! President Joe is hilarious 🤣 excellent work Stephen! Comical per usual 🤙🏽

[@PapagenoX09]

"Do you want my autograph?" "Hell no!" 😂

[@bradleyheck7204]

"The Home Despot" was brilliant!

[@threetreasures7698]

Yep! They all were very funny! But, “Home Despot” is what I will always see when I shop there! 😂

[@bradleyheck7204]

@@threetreasures7698 "You WILL regrout! I COMMAND IT!" -The Home Despot

[@markrobinowitz8473]

The guy in charge of that company is a long time Republican, that's been my nickname for it for years.

[@threetreasures7698]

@@bradleyheck7204 😂🤣 And pick up supplies to build ‘the Wall’ in time for Christmas. 😂

[@jenniferh6813]

My husband has always called it Home Despot! But now he'll use the name with even more enthusiasm!. :-)

[@ursaltydog]

EVEN Fox News' Independent voter panel agreed that Harris won the debate.. LOL How much more fair and balanced can you get..

[@jillchristen3074]

He’s isnt used to being fact checked and it being challenged in”real time”, his lies could be detrimental to those Haitians and if not true total slander!

[@ursaltydog]

@@jillchristen3074 I hear ya hon!

[@ThatOpalGuy]

​@@jillchristen3074is not true. ONE report of a possible cat abduction and consumption has magically ballooned into every migrant having a taste for pets.

[@messrsandersonco5985]

Let's hope you're being sarcastic. Fox is neither fair NOR balanced. They've just been asked if they can believe their lying eyes or the MAGA script ?

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@@ThatOpalGuy And it wasn't even an Immigrant. It was a US Citizen.

[@MzChea]

Stephen Colbert always knocks it out of the park.

[@ismanovska]

Give him an Emmy, John Oliver has enough

[@elainek6454]

Kamala Harris did her part now we HAVE TO GO VOTE!!!!!!!

[@lysandroabelcher2592]

Oh Steven! You are certainly the best and funniest physical comedian, mime and clown of our times!

[@cal8354]

I am an Independent voter. I have proudly not voted for Trump twice and plan to not vote for him a third time.

[@dr.g3860]

It will be his third time losing the popular vote. Sad.

[@raysville7256]

Independent of what, sound reasoning?

[@LindaC616]

Same

[@ctmdoh6542]

Mr. Independent if you really care vote for someone competent Kamala Harris

[@kathleenwoodbury7491]

Me too! Questioning the sanity of anyone who could watch that debate and still support that lunatic!

[@BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x]

Imagine a presidential nominee who hires geniuses like Tulsi Gabbard and Laura Loomer to prep him for a debate, and then wonders why he boiled like a pot roast.

[@5amiann]

Imagine who he would fill his cabinet with when he hires dum lunatics for debate prep.

[@honuatek8718]

😅😅

[@stevewise1656]

Trump loses at everything.

[@Cooljack123]

TOOLsi gabbard should go home to Hawaii before con-OLD throw her under the bus.

[@MediaMaverick_]

Loomer is his fluffer.

[@LeanneAlbin]

You should have showed his Arizona rally!!! He thought he was in Pennsylvania!!! Time for grandpa to go to a home!!! must be great to be in XAI770K for the smart ones here

[@program98]

Sure, he said all the time he won't do it and now he did

[@Jodamitofficial]

I know many bots pump that but it is a real project, value going up, I got in there and know that it is for real man

[@hdow_eyes_gaming7692]

There are videos about it

[@madarsaislamiafaizulquran5803]

You should know their video it is important

[@ninumangar]

This is not bot spam you rly need to look it up if anything guys

[@martynscott-tw5cl]

I watched it and I’m in Aussie. Go Kamala.

[@Cooljack123]

During the debate VP Kamala was like a skillful surgeon getting rid of a malignant TUMOR.

[@KandyKoatedKrafts]

He’s a hemorrhoid!!

[@toadeepants]

@@Cooljack123 He’s a Tangerine Tumor!

[@thatmakesnosense]

Well-said!!

[@sailincat2822]

Kamala Harris demonstrated a skillful balance answering the questions very well, and including a poke at Trump which she knew he would feel more sharply than other would.

[@nitzyblack6143]

Very good analogy 👌😄

[@georgebourlos1430]

"Biden's hat moment" was lit...!!! lit!!

[@Bklynbound79]

Lol, ur pipe is lit, keep smoking that shit.

[@boogiel3853]

@Bklynbound79 you mad bro? 😏

[@Bklynbound79]

@boogiel3853 nah, that's all yall Demoncrats job. No facts to answer questions, and arguments. Angry people with no reason to be angry.

[@bostonterry7460]

🗳💙💙💙💙 for Democracy Kamala Harris and Tim Walz 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@thedreadedsyntholbaby763]

Tell me again how men can get pregnant

[@dylanhutchison8629]

Trump is an unforgivable monster. Vote blue All the way 💙💙💙

[@Badbai960]

You like the way the country is running?

[@dukeallen432]

@Badbai960 is a Russian bot.

[@steveparish9210]

@@Badbai960yes, move to n Korea magat

[@nickwright2139]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dennisconley8902]

@@Badbai960 YUP.

[@Opus313]

America is lucky to have Kamala & Tim as candidates that they can support. Some haven't realized it yet, but they will be amazing! Vote 💙

[@hughjorg4008]

The post-debate *KAMALA EFFECT* on price gouging: The national average price for regular unleaded gas is $3.24 per gallon today. That's 44 cents less than a week ago. 💙 Gas prices are falling across the nation !! !

[@emilclark645]

Do you smoke crack?

[@theaccountant5846]

​​@@emilclark645No we dont, that's the main reason we support kamala 😂😂

[@iamcimos3567]

@@hughjorg4008 True! $2.94 in Minnesota and falling! I hadn't seen gas prices under $3/gallon since 2020. Thanks to all who are helping! 🕊❤

[@VincentAgostino-gy6hr]

Traditionally gas prices fall after Labor Day when vacation car travel demands drop… Gas prices fell under tRump because of a glut on the market because no one was traveling. So in a way you could say tRump was responsible by screwing the pooch on his handling of the pandemic…

[@PatrolBoat-Riverine-Streetgang]

It doesn't matter so much Vance had to address Taylor Swift's endorsement. IF it didn't matter, why is he talking about it? Like some kid who didn't get picked and says afterwards they didn't want it anyway.

[@brok341]

You can hear the "nah nah nah nah nah!" Lol😂

[@not-a-bot-rb8xk]

Just Dumb Vance

[@courtneybrubaker9738]

And why did they use her fake image that shows her telling us to vote for him.

[@patu1435]

@@courtneybrubaker9738👍

[@hanliddlee]

Much better look if they acknowledged Swift’s awesomeness, said Kamala was lucky to have her endorsement, and welcomed any of her newly registered conservative fans. But, WAY to narcissistic and petulant for graciousnness. 🙄

[@l.joyhartwell3764]

Thank GOD for Comedians! Oh, how we got through these cesspool, narcissism years since 2016! VOTE 💙

[@Michael-yi4mc]

Trump’s eyes almost popped out about people leaving his rally prematurely.

[@garfield2439]

Lol. Yeah they did. 😂😂😂😂

[@TamagoHead]

I’m glad I’m not the only one that saw that! 💙👍

[@karenneill9109]

It was a thing of beauty.😂

[@mshepard2264]

yea i thought he was going to pass out.

[@adamclifton29]

You just know Trump will have the gates locked at his next rally

[@cyanmanta]

JD is the gift that keeps on giving. He also set Trump up for that "they're eating the dogs" bit.

[@elletea7568]

this was the best debate Ive ever seen! She wiped the Floor!

[@icantollie]

Would that I could be a fly on the wall at Hillary Clinton's watch party

[@mariceladelacruz3212]

😂😂😂😂

[@jacklaw3962]

@@mariceladelacruz3212 She wiped the floor with her stupidity.

[@macforme]

elletea.... it need to be wiped... he was sweating profusely under the strain of being whooped by a person of color and a woman no less. 💙🇺🇸💙

[@HermalindoJha]

It doesn't matter so much Vance had to address Taylor Swift's endorsement. IF it didn't matter, why is he talking about it? Like some kid who didn't get picked and says afterwards they didn't want it anyway. should know XAI770K is in its prime

[@Mr_sunny_boy794]

Elon is just a different built guy

[@PankajyadvNayawon]

lol Elon said something about this when he talked to Lex I recall

[@HariKrishnan-f6d]

Do not think that is a bad joke they know their thing

[@MunabhaiChauhan-e6x]

This is not bot spam you rly need to look it up if anything guys

[@gourabadhikari8043]

But this is no meme right?

[@BumblebeeElectron]

I want trump to know that the whole world is laughing at him. Nothing tortures his fragile ego more!

[@rosablume4346]

Yes, my teenage kids and I laughed at him watching from Switzerland 🐩🐈‍⬛🐕🐈‍⬛🐈

[@LegendZapp]

Be sure to let him know his rally size is pretty dang small and boring too

[@JohnsonPadder]

He is the world's clown.

[@not-a-bot-rb8xk]

67.1 million viewers think he's weird

[@TamagoHead]

@@rosablume4346Switzerland has reasonable gun laws at least. Kamala has likely an Sig 226 9mm to defend herself at home as a prosecutor, and Walz hunted and shot better than many of NRA-funded Congressional peers. They are not going for after responsible gun owners.

[@natebehavior_]

Love a crazy cat lady

[@petersiekmann5175]

37% of apparent watchers of the debate didn't actually understand what was being said, and they were also wearing blindfolds.

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

Nobody understood what he said 😅 he was talking lies and gibberish 😅 Watch your pets, they are trying to eat your cat! 😅😅 💙

[@SomethingaboutMary]

Blindfolds and earplugs!

[@davidhand9721]

I mean, just look at their faces, man... Winners do not look like that.

[@karync.6707]

Orange blinfolds! lol

[@davidmartin4683]

So murica's Magats will try and steal the election again. 37% that's his base!

[@cindycimetta3137]

Stephen you’re brilliant 🤣

[@audreyw8521]

I love hearing Louis Cato in the background saying, "Wow.". His reactions are great!

[@johnwattdotca]

I find Louis to be a disappointment as a background contributor. He wasn't part of the show the way he is now when he first began, but they got him into it. You can't riff off on guitar to simulate other music or songs like you can on piano, missing that right away. Having a talk show side-kick on the couch is the best.

[@astridexplorer5096]

Yes! And he and his band are remarkable musicians. ❤

[@dawnstanley1733]

Me too!! Absolutely love Louis.

[@brandonreimers7926]

"The modest space walk," that's going down as one of Colbert's best and probably most underrated gags 😂

[@joeb4142]

I really lol at that. 😅 Colbert is great!

[@cmr053]

Brilliant lol

[@tracydahlke897]

He is a trip!

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

"Anyone who thinks Trump won that debate on substance is clearly...on a substance!"

[@guerreroseventyfour1819]

Ain’t that the truth, lol

[@theorenhobart]

Trump was clearly on a substance . so he did win 'on substance'

[@buddhacook1087]

Luv ur comment A passing Australian

[@gamepapa1211]

That's a banger, right there!

[@LettyValadez-k6g]

😂😂😂

[@michaelposey6529]

Biden crushed that hat mess. LOL it was funny asf and even the trumper was laughing.

[@kasahadragon9499]

Oh Stephen, you really are a gem. Thankyou 💜

[@dslao]

I just love how he said the word "WOW!!"

[@MayThereBeWorldPeace]

Stephen, I love it when you do your Biden impression with the sunglasses. It's awesome 😎.

[@amarula55]

AND the way he accurately does his impression of Biden WITH a dash of humor 🏆🤣🔥💢🎉❤️.

[@gandalfthegrey4694]

Love seeing Joe Biden having fun 😂

[@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec]

America, it wasn't just Americans that watched that debate. It was the whole planet seeing Fanta Face get owned. And we all rejoiced.

[@dianeyhb]

Fanta Face 😂

[@robe2504]

100% from NZ

[@EEM1978]

“Fanta Face” - 😂😂😂😂😂

[@countdebleauchamp]

🤣😂😄😅🙃🙂🥸 Fanta effing Face love it

[@kasahadragon9499]

Abso-bloody-lutely from Australia 🇦🇺

[@Annacares63]

I love it VD Vance is walking on land mines, keep walking 😅 Cat ladies in Australia stand behind Kamala 😽😻

[@AbStar_xx]

Dog ladies in Australia too!

[@mshepard2264]

Vance basically got trump to do that eating dogs senior moment. maybe he is on our side?

[@carlnardei2831]

The endorsement does not matter? Then, why did trump try to fraudulently imply Taylor Swift had endorsed him?

[@paolovantassel1989]

In the grand scheme of the election, Taylor Swift's endorsement is a major event during the campaign, but no more or less impactful than the first debate with Biden or JD Vance becoming the VP nominee. In the grand scheme of Trump's ego though, it was massively impactful. He knows Taylor Swift is more loved than he ever could be even if he did a total 180 with his life, so while her endorsement hasn't broken his campaign, he can't accept that anybody would not love him, least of all somebody with a global fanbase and an uncanny ability to yank Trump out of the news cycle temporarily. He either lies about the situation, or loses his mind.

[@jbz4788]

If they were a rational group Taylor endorsing their opponent shouldn’t really matter. But their reaction to it (i.e being completely unhinged about her) is ensuring that it matters a lot.

[@pamelaibarra790]

Lol that's what I said too

[@leechap3]

@@paolovantassel1989 Trump may need to be loved deep down in his psyche somewhere but the Trump we are dealing with needs more than anything to be viewed as an infallible God like the people of North Korea out of fear look at Kim Jung Un. Nothing less will satisfy him.

[@leechap3]

@@jbz4788 This is no normal endorsement, tens of thousands of Swifties registering to vote, 99% voting for Harris, is a massive effect.

[@DickoBoy]

I love hearing Louis Cato in the background saying, 'Wow.'. His reactions are great! . Yea with XAI770K we have a fair and real chance to have impact! Better this way!

[@user-Bunny_rapper_forever]

wait it's out already?

[@LivingstoneStone-q9y]

lol Elon said something about this when he talked to Lex I recall

[@RajeNdra-ff9vd]

I think it deserves its own review please man

[@LokeshVishwakarma-s2c]

Recommended the reviewvids about it, this is spreading far

[@kunwarsingh8572]

Wtf this is everywhere

[@marthalee571]

Love Stephen Colbert💙💙💙

[@cheahkaimun1]

Already 2 days after the fiery debate between Harris and Trump , all across the globe, media still talking about Harris’s winning debate……..Greatest debate of all time ….

[@SeansModelBuilds]

Unless it leads to the Election of the First Female President in two months, it means nothing.

[@JanJan-Y4d-6dx]

I LOVE KAMALA....our future MADAM PRESIDENT.

[@DarcyMaywall]

Her expressions at his crazy speech were priceless!

[@Kimberly-qg3ks]

After the cat comment I would have busted out laughing, but Kamala Harris got him to take the brake. The moderators couldn’t keep Trump focused on the issues. He even was baited into going on about crowd size. Trump kept throwing out ridiculous numbers and grandiose idea that people think he can broker peace. He didn’t do it in Syria or Yemen. He released 5000 Taliban terrorists in Afghanistan. He did nothing about domestic terrorists. We some of his associates attack our nation’s Capitol to overthrow our president.

[@dianaswan7655]

Yet,DT STILL thinks he "won"😂😂😢😮

[@amherst88]

We are *so* *fortunate* to have this gentleman in our collective lives ❤

[@masternoob9673]

He’s got the nerve to call her Comrade with how much sit-and-spinning he’s done with you-know-who 😑

[@justwantresults8768]

I think Dump had knee pads on in Helsinki

[@pamelabennett1492]

💯

[@crash24420]

Sounds like Vance was talking about Trump!

[@M21-w1y]

Vance is as big of an idiot as commie Donnie, they are a perfect pair😂😂😂😂

[@ABitOfFishing]

Joe Biden saying "hell no" sent me flying 😂😂😂

[@catmom-fi9vv]

me also.....almost fell out of my chair.......vote blue💙💙💙💙💙✌✌✌✌✌

[@FallenOne669]

"Americans aren't going to be influenced by an out-of-touch billionaire celebrity..." So... who's gonna tell him?

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

More evidence that Vance is secretly sabotaging the Trump campaign to ensure he doesn't win. I'm starting to believe it...

[@paulnolan4971]

I don't know how he didn't fold in on himself there honestly. He should have evaporated, surely lol I mean can you be that unaware and still exist.

[@Nancyr-x8o]

every time that guy opens his mouth, he puts his foot in it. that’s probably what he told trumpking when he heard about it and how out of touch is he? she’s been around since she was 15 and she’s 34 now. that’s almost 20 years

[@peanutbutterpanda19]

The fact that he didn't even see it when it was right in front of him... Guy can't help but make himself the by butt of the joke at every turn.

[@paulwisowaty]

What? Drump is no billionaire. How much does he owe New York? Do we believe his valuing of any of the properties that the Drump organisation owns?

[@DrewShiGold]

I have a dobermann mix named Nugget and as soon as Colbert said "F*ck you Nugget" He looked up at the screen and tilted his head as if to say "What did *I* do?"

[@ursulamarijancevic1457]

😂😂😃

[@therestlessjoker5474]

Scritches for the pupper. 🐕

[@AskMia411]

#JusticeForNugget please tell him he's the best Nugget ever for me ❤

[@angiemcpeek3530]

😂poor Nugget!

[@michellewall6748]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@milan-vm6ir]

Kamala is CLUTCH. Can you imagine how much pressure she was under? How nervous we all would have been? And she came out snd delivered POSSIBLY the best debate performance in history. At the most crucial time. I couldnt be more impressed by her. obviously XAI770K is in a great spot

[@shameemgaffar4729]

Eventually things like this will beat BTC and ETH because they have AI tech which scales by itself and needs less power consumption

[@DevanBINDE]

Good I hoped he would start this month, I'm so ready 🔥

[@jagdishgorai8278]

what is that thing lol

[@ArunSolanki-ob1xf]

When was this released?

[@ajaykumarsharma1326]

This is not bot spam you rly need to look it up if anything guys

[@WednesdaysDragon]

I'm a blue dot in a red state. Send that blue wave, America! 🌊🌊🌊

[@jcoopes5604]

Here, here! Get out and vote!

[@brye687]

Me too, sadly the way things are set up with gerrymandering and the electoral college, my vote may not matter, but it's still my way of telling Trump to F. All the way off. To my fellow blue dots, let's not just defeat Trump. Let's make him lose the popular vote by numbers too high to not shove in his face.

[@WednesdaysDragon]

@@jcoopes5604 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@lindaj5492]

I’m sure you’re not the only blue dot in your state! Don’t feel intimidated by Maga: vote at every possible level, including local school boards.

[@GreenviewStudioGallery]

former new yorker here in NC, I know how you feel, lol 💙💙💙💙

[@lizbilson6602]

Australia here …, So love Stephen and absolutely love the way he adds humour to things whilst not losing their seriousness or integrity. He puts a continuous smile on my face 🤗 BUT let’s not become complacent- KH may have won the debate but we have a long way to go yet and cannot afford to let our guard down. America - the world needs you and so please vote Blue 💙💙 🙏

[@GaudyMarko]

Surely they knew Taylor was going to support Kamala. That can't be a surprise to any Republicans.

[@courtneybrubaker9738]

Didn’t you see her image supposedly endorsing 🍊?

[@catebrooks6779]

Nope. But she announced it perfectly, and at the perfect time to rattle 'em!😂🎉

[@doctornova3015]

but but but.. he has kidney rocks, er um kid rock on his side and bulk hogan ,two bastions of culture intelligence and humility..

[@whyythestupidithurts5564]

Funniest part they are freaking out over her saying she's going to vote Harris , she hasn't even tried to influence to vote yet 😂

[@user-gk-y8t]

​@courtneybrubaker9738 It was fake, and Trump put it on his Truth Social 😂😂😂

[@manolito7849]

President Biden's "Hell No" was epic!

[@kathleenaustin327]

The Walz ... Vance debate will be another knockout!!!!💪👍💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 You should have showed his Arizona rally!!! He thought he was in Pennsylvania!!! Time for grandpa to go to a home!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@janicemitchell579]

Treason45 thought he was running against Barack Obama, he even said Obama's brother contributed to his campaign. Somebody come get Treason45 and take him to the old folks home, with the rest of the old folks, he needs a rest.😂😂😂

[@zachjackmom]

And please let that “home” be prison

[@jeepliving1]

@@zachjackmom He'll need an Assisted Prison facility.

[@marianneegland5576]

That's twice he thought he was somewhere else! HA!!!!!

[@nitzyblack6143]

​@@janicemitchell579nope, we need to protect our Seniors. Prison is where he belongs!

[@BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x]

37%. That’s the exact same demographic that watches the Flintstones like it’s a documentary.

[@theorenhobart]

ruh-roh i've been tricked

[@ryandianee9303]

the people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi Do

[@piccalillipit9211]

The exact same percentage who watched "Idiocracy" and said 'I dont get it?'

[@yleexot]

@@ryandianee9303very good

[@paulnolan4971]

63% - Reasonable observers 37% - MAGA

[@pamela9799]

Yes it was awesome it's like she was District attorney again it's epic ❤🎉💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@Sun-ic7rq]

She promoted and lengthened slave labor sentences for inmates who where suggested to be freed. She also worked as hard as she could to put as many 1000s of young black men into prison for many years for basic possession of marijuana. You literally support a slaver with slave owner ancestry. Good job... 👍

[@Shea3224]

Found out whose eating the Dogs, Cats his name is RFK Jr. He's eating all the pets, & animals, yes even the Bears!! 🤣🤣

[@jamesmayer2520]

Trump is a convicted feline.

[@nobodyknows3180]

It's a good bet those cats and dogs all had worms TOO.

[@Yuki_Ika7]

Not wrong

[@j.dunlop8295]

This infringement on roadkill, will not stand! Protect our roadkill from RFK!

[@hondasan6531]

That guy was pretty disrespectful to the President. Yet, he handled it with class and humor. That's what setting an example should look like.

[@rebeccaorman1823]

Trump isn't the President. Biden is. Trump is the FORMER president.

[@mctavish199]

Trump, class and humor should never be used in a positive sense in the same sentence.

[@patriciamantooth2638]

😂 Yeah , Trump won on substance --" eat more cats ( they do mean ,eat more pu**y)!!😂

[@Maki-y5y]

Please tell me that somewhere there is a video of Biden eating popcorn watching the debate and laughing the whole time

[@CherryHotSauce]

I hope at least that seeing Trump bumble so much made him feel a little better about how his debate went down

[@garfield2439]

​@@CherryHotSauceI hope so. I feel so bad for him.😢

[@sheilaboston7051]

@@garfield2439 Can't help feeling he might be just a little pleased at how everything has turned out and can now enjoy some R&R after all those years of service.

[@kasahadragon9499]

You just know he slept well for the first time in a while 💜

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

It would be ice cream, not popcorn.

[@MugsMoney-NotBugsBunny]

It doesn't matter how you vote, as long as you vote Kamala Harris for President! 😃

[@CarlosRamirez-wb7zu]

How can Trump supporters buy all that expensive merchandise, but blame Democrats when they can't afford groceries?

[@garfield2439]

Ive wondered the same I wonder 8f it ever dawn's on them the stupidity. Doubtful

[@redleezure7088]

What a great point!

[@paolovantassel1989]

Decades of training. At first, the Republicans' talk about "fiscal responsibility" and "government spending" was sincere, but at some point, they also used it as a dog whistle to prove to the bigots in their voter base that they would ensure no government money went to other races or groups other than white males if at all possible. They repeated it over the course of decades, adding more and more frightening fantasies of what could happen if the Democrats were allowed to determine taxation policies and government spending, until it just sort of became a default response to the GOP's base to blame the Democrats for any sort of financial trouble they have. Price of yogurt goes up? The Democrats screwed up. Toll roads you have to use every day? The Democrats screwed that up too. ATM on the fritz? Clearly the Democrats failed. Meanwhile, the Republicans are shoveling billions of tax payer dollars into the pockets of billionaires and their corporate empires with abandon the way they claim Democrats want to spend that same money on stuff like roads and public healthcare.

[@lisabishop6266]

That's why I been posting it's the maga,not the Haitians!!, who been eating the cats n dogs 😂😂😂 they gotta feed those kids!! They got no money,but they got guns 😂😂😂😂

[@martin2289]

And who are these people that follow Trump around from rally to rally? What a bizarre life they must lead...

[@Pratalax]

I just wanna say, I really appreciate Joe Saylor's unflapping commitment to providing subtle sfx for Stephen's imaginary props whenever he puts them away. Always appreciated that about Jean during his tenure, so send Joe some extra love from me.

[@jerryfraley5904]

I agree. I'm a big fan of Joe Saylor. (And he's a very distant relative).

[@jamesdickersondickerson8236]

Travis Kelce in endorses Harris next

[@nancy8145]

Thank you Taylor and thank you Colbert😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ace-of-bats]

"The winners of the Super Bowl and the debate were both endorsed by Taylor Swift." 😆 Well played, sir.

[@sallyintucson]

Did you know that Arizona was one of multiple states that had to sue to get him to pay for the last time he was here? He had to pay in advance this time.

[@audrainejackson6717]

If he is the "billionaire" he claims to be payment should be easy. He's a liar and a grifter who mishandled and lost his enormous trust fund. The karma hitting him now is from the millions he cheated relatives out of.

[@kathleenvangorder5941]

Obviously, too many residents of Arizona are not aware of this.

[@Cestmarrrant]

[@alldreamcottages]

@@audrainejackson6717

[@uainediabhal9689]

HOW does anyone pretend to be an American while considering voting for the GOP?!?!?

[@secaucuss7344]

Republican = live in a Fantasy World + trembling in fear of the Russian mafia

[@aratinga77]

Where is HUAC now that we need them?

[@SmedleyWarIsaRacket]

Voters = Slaves

[@Dude-Smellmyhelmet]

They probably just hate war and racism. Crazy I know

[@flyinkiwi01]

That’s 50% of the US population you say are un-American. Maybe try a little harder?

[@charlesmartin1121]

Elect Trump once...shame on him. Elect Trump twice...shame on us.

[@SuperReyand]

Shame on America also the first time, as it wasn’t obvious who he was.

[@yana_yana2217]

@@SuperReyand I think he didn't win the election, but falsified it

[@charlesmartin1121]

@@SuperReyand True.

[@professorwill8400]

@@SuperReyand The mistake was made when a "pretend News" Network was allowed to lie to the public solely to make money and to tirelessly shill for those rich people who think that they just don't get enough from the society. FOX Propaganda Channel has been allowed to intentionally lie about things and people in a very systematic way by friendly Judges of a severe right wing bent. And none of those judges correctly apply the rule of slander. The really prominent case of that was Karen McDougal v. Tucker Carlson and FOX. The Dominion Voting Machines case and the Smartmatic case may well have put an end to that if Justice is properly pursued. We will see.

[@andreah6379]

No. I'm not taking any blame for reichwing braindead cultists vot8ng habits. That's on THEM. Stop lumping all Americans together. You obviously haven't noticed by now, we are a very divided country!

[@joycesmith4825]

Ive watched this about 100 times!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@WagsWiggleAndWoofDoggyCare]

If Trump won't debate again, ABC should re-broadcast the September 10th debate to give a chance for more Americans to see it if they missed the first airing.

[@ammaleslie509]

I would watch it again!!!

[@DarcyMaywall]

He wanted a bunch of debates until he g😊ot his ass kicked in the first one. Apparently he has just enough brain cells left to realize what a disaster that would be.

[@astridexplorer5096]

That's actually a brilliant idea. I hope they do.

[@sherlyveeraragavan7700]

Brilliant idea!

[@jonroesler8155]

It's already available online and the places it is posted have no reason to take it down. The Great Harris-Trump Debate is now American History!

[@thisismetoday]

How disrespectful do you have to be to actually say to the elderly head of state “Do you remember your name?” Disgraceful. These people are just vile individuals.

[@situational.analysis]

Right. That was disgusting.

[@marvinvargas4988]

If Trump becomes the head of state again I would very happily say far, far worse than that to him.

[@flenzy]

How does Biden get the endless "old man" comments when trump is literally - what - 3 years or less younger than him. Trump is OLD.

[@DjiemYT]

Not only is trump roughly the same age as Biden, but trump's dementia is far worse than anything Biden has ever displayed.

[@Puschit1]

@@flenzy Trump doesn't walk like a Terminator with 5% battery charge left, though.

[@NewMessage]

"Uh, she's no Kid Rock..." -Pretty much all of MAGA, thinking that's a dis.

[@garfield2439]

😂😂

[@Desertbiker617]

He is not a Kid anymore. He looks like a homeless alcoholic dude.

[@lindamiklos4964]

Who cares what maga thinks,they are history real soon

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

Or Ted nugent

[@luvmydogs8389]

Or that has been washed up wrestler Hulk Hogan.

[@scotsmanofnewengland7713]

Wish I got a dollar for every time Steven unbuttoned his suit jacket and buttoned it back up !! LMAO 🤣

[@AbStar_xx]

I shouldn’t have watched this on the bus…I’m literally pressing my hand to my mouth to stop myself laughing out loud

[@bizygirl1]

When he was in AZ he called the people there Philadelphians! He doesn’t even know where he is

[@Piden-l4b]

Dementia kicking in

[@VladimirPutin-p3t]

It's not that he doesn't know, it's that he doesn't care.

[@philadogtrainer]

Harris made sure Philadelphia stays in his head. 😂

[@judithharper6731]

Bet he doesn’t remember what he had for dinner last night. Dementia will do that to you.

[@bryanspindle4455]

Biden has never said anything remotely as demented or stupid as Trump saying that aliens are coming to eat your cats, dogs and geese.