Medical Exam of the Undead - Lovecraftian Binaural ASMR for Relaxation and Sleep

As a Lieutenant who recently transferred from the Star Mother regiment to the Aiueb Gnshal outfit, you are visited by Doctor Clemmons, Chief Medical Officer of the Undead, who performs a routine checkup which includes relaxing hand motions, ear to ear Shadowspeak (aka glossolalia) and a soothing scalp massage (recorded in binaural audio, unbeknownst to the doctor).
Dr. Clemmons is an Undead ancestor thought to be of the same bloodline as Professor Clemmons himself, who some say was nothing more than the human embodiment of Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos. It has also been passed down through the ages that the Professor, or Nyarlathotep if you will, was the one who initiated The Thousand Year War.
The Thousand Year War between the legions of Cthulhu and mankind has thrown Earth into a Post-Apocalyptic era. While Ghouls and Deep Ones roam the earth freely, striving to awaken the Nameless One and devouring any human being they encounter, mankind proves to be a resilient species, and has yet to be pushed to the brink of extinction.
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What is ASMR? Why am I whispering?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
My videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety relief, stress relief, insomnia relief, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and much more.
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[@Dj-KZ]

I always like this character because he has soft and nice eyes despite being undead.

[@zoyo8903]

"Do you have any allergies?" - B/c even Zombies have to deal with god damned pollen.

[@dannysherlock9682]

+Zoyo890 I was in the library for study hall and lost my shit when I saw this comment

[@zoyo8903]

*bows*

[@mynamehereforsure]

I'm listening with headphones and the door knocking at the beginning scared the shit out me

[@pulpyorangejuice515]

This is one of my favourite characters. He is a zombie, but he is still humble, and the eyes look so innocent and caring. Great character, even better actor.

[@Lathland]

Quickly becoming a new contender for favorite ER character! Loving it

[@gamey__4642]

I enjoy seeing youtubers i watch in random videos from years ago

[@cadenjondle7479]

@@gamey__4642 that's what I'm saying

[@tyguy185]

lmao "Brains, brains. That's all I hear all day"

[@AcidGamesYT]

"How have your stools been bloody and loose good good." Not everyday you hear that from a doctor usually that isn't a good sign guess being a resurrected person has its benefits.

[@EphemeralRift]

AcidGames The benefits of being undead!

[@ViciousGubbins]

That may just be the most freakin awesome outfit in the history of ever, you are actually a decent voice actor :-p and of course it was indeed very relaxing great job all around

[@EphemeralRift]

ViciousGubbins Well hey thank you kindly. I try my best, and try to improve with each video.

[@OutlawMantis]

Ephemeral Rift Where did you get it? :D

[@CoinWasher]

A timepiece by Dr. Corvus, that resembles a citrus fruit. A Clemmons-Time.

[@jman12351]

+CoinWasher Clockwork Orange

[@nfactorial4074]

At one point he said the union between two humans not 'a man and a woman' You're the best ER

[@georgieroberts8697]

+Ben Cooke same hahaha!

[@DiggerDeeper01]

+william Houlihan While I support the sentiment, there is no reason to be uncivil right now. We are adults or aspiring adults, and we need to act as such.

[@whataregoats442]

What?

[@NapalmFlame]

+Ben Cooke +william Houlihan you're both excellent. Cockwomble is pure gold.

[@Bardphilosophy]

Imperator Houlihan when you realize LGBT got popular in 2015 and your like "man I'm that old?"

[@paisleycolston7180]

Well, this comment might be personal, but, I want you to read it. One thing about asmr is that I never get tingles. I used to get tingles on my thighs and forearms, but after I self harmed(I've stopped) I didn't get them. Period. But when I watch your videos, for some reason I tingle again. Maybe it's because you remind me of my dad when he was way younger, or maybe it's just you give off an aura of " it's fine, you're okay here" you keep me laughing and you are big part of my life believe it or not. I am thankful for your relaxing and funny videos, tingle on!

[@aliyahmuller5883]

I hope you're doing okay now, 6 years later :)

[@sickloc]

8y later hope you are chilling

[@myftpuqtsm]

Are you still active

[@zedzmod2770]

Really think you should bring the Cthulhu initiation videos back for a second episode! good work

[@EphemeralRift]

zeDz Mod Oh there are plans for it, once my new mask arrives. ;)

[@jamesoconnor3765]

Oh good grief it's gonna be a cthulu mask isn't it

[@panzerfaust5046]

He should be a neurosurgeon. Get it? No? Ok....*crawls back under rock

[@panzerfaust5046]

***** "sideways"

[@Chocolatebutterjelly]

+Panzer Faust *woopwoopwoopwoopwoop*

[@LaDyLuCk2900]

*Crawls under the rock beside you for a hug*

[@Chocolatebutterjelly]

LaDyLuCk2900 *Joins in, making everyone uncomfortable*

[@RenownedGamer]

*Nosily butts into necro conversation because no hugs no friends and no rocks*

[@Harperlarp]

I preferred the zombie when he was speaking rather than whispering.

[@Imetral0]

Yeah, me too.

[@SkipChylark]

Here here.

[@MsOkayAwesome]

I also liked the speaking zombie, it was a very different voice from what I've heard ER do so far. This seems to be a different character though who he is just using the same mask for. This zombie doesn't know what a wedding ring is, but the other one was married and talked about his wife.

[@EphemeralRift]

Harperlarp 2 diff chars.

[@SkipChylark]

Ephemeral Rift the two vids with the same mask were two different characters? i think thats what he was referring to.

[@Ioyotm]

Seriously. This guy's work is the best. In my humble opinion he far outclasses the rest in his dedication to the art.

[@Chocolate9712]

thank you for the great videos ER i love all the different voices you give your characters, honestly your one channel has so many great triggering voices its like 8 diverse channels in one!

[@EphemeralRift]

Chocolate9712 Well hey thanks, I try my best.

[@HadaHarabaz]

When I heard The Old Ones at the start of the video I had instant tingles. I haven't felt that from ASMR videos in months. Thanks Rift!

[@mollye]

That knock in the beginning scared the living shit out of me.

[@worlds2ndbestlawyer]

more like dead

[@worlds2ndbestlawyer]

I'll be excusing myself to the door

[@JoeTheMidgetGamer]

No no, I'll take the pleasure of kicking you out of it myself xD

[@crunch3604]

For some reason when he was checking to see if my organs were working I kept feeling like he was going to lunge at me and bite me cause one of them was still working or something.

[@probablyanalien0]

I love this character. If I may make a suggestion, maybe some zombie theatrical contact lenses just to add to the overall effect of the costume. Much love Uncle E!

[@EphemeralRift]

Adam0bscura I know. Scleras are on my list but because I don't wear contacts it's not as easy to just buy them. Some day soon though because that's something I need to do.

[@CrazyMegaOmega]

I just love how creative you are with these videos, keep it up and great job

[@HeavensGloryHitman]

Ephemeral Rift you are responsible for putting me to sleep for the last 2 and a half years, I don't know what i'd do without you. Please never stop making videos.

[@EphemeralRift]

Josh Taylor Hey thanks, I appreciate it. I hope to keep it up as long as I can. Glad to know they help a bit in the sleep department.

[@Momo_oo7]

I suppose it's the 10 years anniversary now mate :)

[@MTread545]

i think asmr to me is less of a tingly experience and more of a drowsy experience (if i experience it that is), sometimes i just cant get in the mood but when i do i always fall asleep

[@EphemeralRift]

Matthew Treadway Well as long as it helps you relax, that's just as good. Not everyone experiences the feeling which I'm starting to believe is as much as trait as being an HSP.

[@aureumvinum407]

Ephemeral Rift What is an "HSP"? I mean, for me HSP means "Hospital São Paulo" (obs: I've already look for it on/in/at [I don't know how to use those] the internet, but everything I found is about the Hospital São Paulo)

[@Lyoko774]

V.W. P.F I do believe he means Highly Sensitive Person en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highly_sensitive_person

[@tendingwizard1261]

I keep coming back to this video. Only you can turn such a horrifying concept into something so relaxing. Clever!

[@bleakdecember8400]

Ever since I found your channel I've been sleeping much better, thank you.

[@tomaspelliccione]

Could you make a video like the first 10 seconds of this one please?

[@catherinealexis9225]

I am so uncomfortable by how comfortable this felt for me. Your channel is fantastic and I am slightly obsessed with it. Keep up the amazing work.

[@SlightlyWetFart]

Good job, man - awesome make-up. I don't understand why I find this so relaxing. Guess it's time for a trip to the shrink...

[@AarieaaronFTW]

No make up as far as I know, it's a mask.

[@coloradojoe6274]

When you knocked, I thought someone knocked on my window. Freaked me out!

[@avatarhalo3]

great video Ephemeral always enjoy your apocalyptic asmrs

[@jp.pressure]

Dude, you fucking rock. Ive been listening to your videos for a long time and it just keeps getting more and more creative. Love everything youre doing. Keep it up man. Live swell.

[@danvsbronies]

Headcanon: This is the bad future. The medium future is the Arkaham Curiosity shop roleplay where the cults are at large but no zombie apocalypse. Hopefully the good future will be revealed through the colonist series (which is the only good future because it is the one where Prof Clemons dies on the expedition instead of Margaret).

[@iPOLLUTE]

Paul, great video! But, you didn't darken your eyes under the mask! Would have looked much better/realistic.

[@themockalove]

New slipknot member?

[@CalmingEscape]

Lol you're awesome!!! That mask is badass!! Love it

[@EphemeralRift]

CalmingEscape hehe well hey thanks! Would love to see you in one ,one day ;)

[@BullofCrete]

Ephemeral Rift Whatever floats your boat man...

[@r.b.2958]

Ephemeral Rift hell yeah!! all the artists!!! ASMR zombie trigger-ocalypse!!

[@r.b.2958]

maria can be the russian zombie lol

[@ColinBrain]

Richard Buhalo KGBZ

[@ssroym]

I watch this whenever I cant find anything good. Totally my favorite one you've done.

[@TabuhanASMR]

The Walking Dead Vol 2 ^^ That was awesome! I liked...

[@nickbutt9670]

XD

[@garektyrael]

ER is responding to comments? Now is my chance! You help me sleep, and I love watching this channel develop.

[@kyledynia7945]

knocking before coming was a nice touch, i love that you take the time to think of such a small detail like that.

[@fondofU89]

Major tingles from your voice, man! Awesome !

[@EphemeralRift]

Bruce Topple Much obliged!

[@Trixielexi]

I listen to your videos a lot more now at work when I get terrible headaches, but that door knock scared the crap out of me. I thought someone was in the next room knocking a bunch of products off the shelves and had to rewind it just to make sure it was in the video and not right next to me. But I love this video! That mask is incredible quality too!

[@gallifreyanrefugee7982]

Im really loving this character♡ Thank you

[@EphemeralRift]

Thank you kindly!

[@ArteryClogging]

I can't sleep to much else. It is comforting to know what I will see if I open my eyes. Not quite human faces. I love it.

[@nickbarsoum352]

The voice is fantastic. This is a great new character, I don't know what the others are talking about but I found this extremely relaxing! Keep it up ER :)

[@zacharymiles5982]

20 seconds in and the knock scared the hell out of me. Great start....

[@landofthelistening4239]

Was this video made for me? I am a Lieutenant at a military academy, who has succumbed to anxiety and stress. ER, I love your videos, keep up the wonderful work!

[@EphemeralRift]

Thomas Callear Yes it was! ;) Thank you kindly and thanks for all that you do.

[@Vorusen]

Love the mask and voice you did for this character! Hopefully he makes a reappearance

[@EphemeralRift]

Vorusen He's definitely a mainstay in my menagerie.

[@courtneybleu260]

This is your best video yet! I love it!

[@EphemeralRift]

Why thank you kindly

[@jmclean7006]

this is just so creative, loved it. your videos always help me relax after studying at my university.

[@ButterShutterModels]

At first I was doubtful of ASMR, I could understand why some people would have reactions to these kinds of sounds, they're relaxing. But then I tried the video, and I definitely felt a tingling feeling in my lower back. Also, I can really feel the passion that goes into these videos! I also looked at the "visit with Doctor Groot" one, and that one was also really interesting.

[@sharpes123]

You have such an interesting mind, ER. Not one other content creator puts as much variety and effort into their videos as you do yours. Thank you.

[@OneTraizen]

Should've said "Can you pop your eyes out for me?" and pulled out a fake eye from out of the cameras shot.

[@snakeyjake7]

Seems like a cool new side of ER's little mythos. Look forward to seeing more!

[@barrywhite3647]

The random mumbling really got me! good work as always

[@nblax41]

Really liked this, the outfit is good and the way you speak makes it that much more believable.

[@ivonnatrolue6747]

Pretty creative. And love that you did this because I love the Halloween time and all its creepiness.

[@EphemeralRift]

Ivonna Trolue Much obliged. And FYI this character is going to be a year-round mainstay.

[@WillEvans_]

I flipped out when I saw the sonic! I was just falling asleep when you pulled it on screen and my jaw dropped when I saw it! Awesome reference - thanks ER!

[@billysledgehammer]

Sweet name dude

[@Sahlubell]

I come to get a relaxing asmr video from uncle e dressed up as a zombie and I also get the most raw old gods story telling in the description as well. This is why you're my favorite man. So good.

[@jaylenhopson93]

Am I the only person who looked at my door when I heard the knock?...

[@andrewchurch452]

Doctors actually do that before coming in. They do knock like that.

[@jaylenhopson93]

Andrew Church Yeah, but if you put on headphones it sounds like someone is really at your door, in your house..

[@aphexreloaded273]

I was home alone and was listening to horror stories before (bricks were shat)

[@sama19881]

You're SO creative! Thanks for all the tingly sounds

[@kelvin254kk]

i wonder what would happen if your neighbor see you in their backyard... but this is probably my favorite character and great creativity as always!

[@Vimipz]

At first it was creepy a little :P But when i got into the mindset that i was a zombie myself, oh god... tingles. Do more video's like this! It's amazing :)

[@EphemeralRift]

Vimipz Thanks for giving it a chance and for playing along ;) I plan on more with this character don't worry ;)

[@Vimipz]

Ephemeral Rift Woohoo! I simply love the way the zombie speaks. The breathing test, how he breathes in. The broken voice. It's awesome.

[@Vimipz]

Ephemeral Rift I have a proposal for a new video. Suddenly came up to me. A world where the undead race have been morely accepted. Like in the past black people have, now in a world where the undead take such a role. A doctor giving a human subject an exam of some kind. Maybe it's a stupid idea, but my head makes it seem nice. :P what do you think?

[@Vimipz]

***** ... o.o

[@jewelsastanxia4027]

Loved the intro and the simplicity of it! Video was just as good!!

[@Speedbob2438]

ER your backstory for this one made me fall in love. I love your work! Keep on tingling brother!!!

[@Oplutmagicman]

Woah, the screwdriver sound had a texture! Like a car driving over a very bumpy grid

[@AarieaaronFTW]

Its more relaxing than the high pitched noise it normally has.

[@AphroditeluvsZathx]

The hand movements and the shadowspeak reaaally work for me. :) Fell asleep to this.

[@6kobacatt9]

i know this is late, but the sonic screwdriver sound is a 26hz frequency, which is said to encourage bone restoration (it's the same one that cats use when they purr). just thought i'd throw that out there, considering that it seemed appropriate for the video.

[@snothyena7739]

This was freakin' relaxing as heck and I'm sure you get this a lot but that mask is so boss, man. The mouth moves and the effects on it are just awesomemazing. Great job, dude.

[@TheIndoGod]

That First 10 Seconds Be Getting Me Right.! Loved The Whole Thing

[@K0kosK3ks]

Nice idea :) Like your voice +1 Sub

[@t-raww7279]

Love all your characters ( especially the ones with mask), this one is at the top of my list now. Thank you.

[@xxxfairy19]

Lovecraftian asmr - could anything be better? I love lovecraft, and I love you! Thanks for the video. X

[@reidjohnson4909]

Watching late at night, hear the door knock and literally fell out of my bed

[@NLasting]

I always come home and take naps to your videos, keep up the awesome work E.R!

[@stevenbarth6256]

These videos make me really sleepy, and then the humor in them wakes me up laughing. Great job!

[@Mikeyboibange24]

So freakin Awesome with creativity for your videos! Asmr Beast👍👍

[@LaDyLuCk2900]

The "instrument" was great! It felt like a massage for my brain!

[@LaDyLuCk2900]

Well what I have left of it being undead n all lol

[@BenjaminWirtz]

I am getting some major tingles from the whispering in the ears.

[@EphemeralRift]

***** Cool glad to hear it works for ya!

[@raquelr.6324]

I love this character so much. I just wanna hug him. :3

[@alainatolliver6249]

Ah! You scared me, and vampires do not get scared easily...

[@MorgueParfington]

The sound the sonic screwdriver made made me feel so heavy and dizzy that I nearly fell out of my chair. I have a huge soft spot for electronic-sounding ASMR. I dunno why. Binaural beats are too much for relaxation/sleep, more just for hypnosis/zoning out, but that screwdriver... I need moar stuff like that sound.

[@tranquiljoe7816]

Your creativity never ceases to amaze me. :)

[@PsychoChargedWolf]

Excellence every time, E.R. This is very, very relaxing to watch and I currently have the flu, your videos help me get to sleep. So much thanks. :)

[@nmascola13]

Iove the story behind it all

[@spahgettionos2152]

I forgot I started the video in the background and the first few seconds scared the hell out of me because I thought someone was in my room.

[@ASMRNapNook]

28 minutes.. This sounds.Wow!

[@begiraffe8711]

He's so close to one million I cant wait

[@goodDrummerman]

I love the different language jibberish speaking its great :)

[@CoinWasher]

It's actually a language that's canon within the stories of H.P. Lovecraft. It's called 'R'lyehian', a gathering of words muttered by those like Cthulu and the Old Ones, and those humans that madly devote their lives to them as if they were gods.

[@FastFoodVicar]

You are my new favourite ASMRist you do absolutely everything!! I love your videos so much!

[@Quobbleplays]

I had tears in my eyes around the 28 mark, the bass of that screwdriver made me cry :D

[@dantehausen8989]

Lol, it made me fall asleep more and more with each wub.... weird

[@garyf_4702]

How about an ASMR with Lovecraft's very own Mr. Pickman or maybe do one with Randolph Carter? A recollection on his ventures..? Great stuff man!

[@EphemeralRift]

Gary F Definitely! I was thinking earlier today (I do that sometimes) about reenacting The Rats in the Walls. Let me see what I can do. But most definitely I will be doing this. So thanks.

[@Kerrellleigh]

Love the sonic screwdriver. Doctor Who is my favorite show of all time, so I was pleasantly surprised to see it!

[@HammerDowneyJr]

Loved every minute, Dr. Clemmons. Do you think I could schedule another visit for the 'telepathic brain-melting wonder wand'? Like, a whole session worth?

[@fintanjohnfergusloringmurp1182]

I love how creative your videos are

[@yeopal1020]

omg that binaural shit is scaring the hell out of me haha. I fell for it TWICE. Totally thought my roommate walked in. Which I don't like to hear when I'm watching an Ephemeral Rift video because I can't explain them.

[@absolutelynot7675]

The knock was so realistic I looked around to see who was knocking,!

[@fizzymilk-uc5lj]

I was waiting for a Fallout reference What do you want smoothskin?

[@spongiformencephalitis]

this is somehow way more relaxing than conventional asmr videos

[@not_a_samsquamsh6777]

I find this to be more relaxing than usual.

[@TheMrrandomxbox]

I'm pretty skeptical of the whole "ASMR" thing as well, but I came across this channel a few months ago and happen to enjoy the content. Consider the fact that it's around Halloween, so it makes sense for him to do a few Halloween-inspired videos. People enjoy harmless entertainment. Different strokes and whatnot.