Harvest Session with Doctor Dave | ASMR

[@ooogabooga3454]

Attractive girl: does nice calm tapping for asmr Me: nah ER: dresses up in a fish mask and harvests my brain power for asmr Me: now this is what im talking about

[@morriganrenfield8240]

Most of the women I've tried watching are hyper active when they do the videos.. It's not calming.

[@daydreamingvampire]

no no Meeeeee

[@everybird3530]

how about both? thats what i do :D

[@joshpascual7539]

Haha good looking women and acrlic nails just doesnt do it for me. Give me fish!!!!!!

[@kipechawolfeortiz8791]

Women try too hard in asmr but I'm also not a man.

[@alexb8433]

Imagine a video ending abruptly because Rift accidentally summons an elder god

[@hanniballectersass]

Whaddya mean 'accidentally?' If Ctuhulu can provide Cthingles I'm game

[@GrimmGio]

Homo Rodeo Cthulhu is already a part of rift lore it’s great

[@TheMurlocKeeper]

Hasn't he already done that? Cthulu appeared under my bed recently and tapped objects at me until I fell asleep. It was great! :)

[@thesloth841]

That happened yesterday bro

[@Tony-rz4uw]

Homo Rodeo i love this comment

[@TriousSports]

00:00 Intro 01:38 Calming Hand Motions 10:14 Taking a Few Notes 16:15 Using A Stethoscope 18:23 Repetition of the word Picture 18:55 Magnifying Glass 22:07 Removing Your Brain 26:20 Scrubbing Your Brain 30:38 Ping-Pong Balls of the Elder Gods +R'lyehian Speaking 36:31 Pet Boot 41:10 Brush and Mortar 44:55 Bubble Wrap 48:30 Leather Gloves 51:54 Old Woodworking Drill 55:03 Blocks of the Elder Gods +R'lyehian Speaking & Fade-out

[@penned_dragon]

Many thanks!

[@theweirdo6821]

Jimmy Miller THIS SHOULD GET MORE LIKES🙄 but thx 🖤

[@endermage77]

You have come to us in a time of great need Hail the timestamp man!

[@MsLini13]

thanks fam

[@TriousSports]

X88B88 B8ll all are welcome, I thought I would make some because I didn’t see any in the comments.

[@JasperTheG]

0:06 - You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there

[@DermaGiga-]

Damn you storncloaks! Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, i could've stolen that horse and been halfway to Hammerfell.

[@Degorth]

@@DermaGiga- Shut up back there!

[@DermaGiga-]

Whats wrong with him huh?

[@jcmarx6289]

@@DermaGiga- Watch your tongue! You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak the true High King.

[@DermaGiga-]

Ulfric, the Jarl of Windhelm? Your the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh Gods! Where are they taking us!?

[@f.b.i.2366]

It’s funny to think I enjoy watching a man in a fish costume talk to a camera and harvest it

[@justaregulareverydaynormal2724]

Shouldnt you help out lolis

[@ryceboyproductions]

F. B.I I mean the FBI loves watching a lot of things through cameras anyways...

[@AlexanderPC123]

Your the real FBI are you jk!

[@blackneos940]

F.B.I. No, I did not host pr0n of Anime girls on my Server.

[@esbeast5907]

DID THE CIA TELL YOU!? I THOUGHT I SILENCED THEM! YOU WONT CATCH ME

[@conoroneill4515]

Nobody: Rift: The Sanitarium is a living organism

[@Chip4576]

Nobody: Rift: “Give your brain a nice brushing”

[@earpantscupdoor3835]

Well, this makes no sense and people still liked it 😂

[@Martyprague]

What the fuck is your profile picture conor

[@jsalminen23]

Rift: The Sanitarium is a living organism J.K Rowling: The Sanitarium is gay

[@Short_Potato]

Everyone, you do realize this is bases off the J.K. Rowling meme, right?

[@chillcreep4926]

Dear Dr Dave, I am new to the Sanitarium. I followed Mr Meyers here and met Dr Corvus Clemmons for a cure. I'm so pleased to meet you, especially right now when the universe and my brain seem to be experiencing too much synchronicity. I don't get the tingles. But it's very nice to have caretakers who are gentle and humorous. My usual lot are not nearly that, and I'm dealing with them all day every day, these days. I appreciate you, and the Sanitarium, very much. Please harvest whatever energy of mine you may need to continue providing care to others - it's given willingly and freely. I hope the universe is, in turn, taking good care of you and yours. Yours, "Uncle Marty" / L

[@astral2861]

Sometimes is still hard to believe that it is actually still Uncle E under these masks, he acts like he's even a different actor under each persona and if I didn't know the man under each mask I probably could guess his age.

[@Carrot880]

Right?! And all the different voices too!

[@user-vn6ki6gs8w]

What do you mean he is real

[@wikern7010]

36:30 So happy to be able to collab with you❤️

[@majordomoexecutus1448]

Ты был неподражаем.

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

بمِالله יְהוּדִים ارَّحِيْ

[@seetomulyadi6893]

bisa saja kau bakiak rosul

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

@Sink 182 Ma olen neid süüdistusi šokeeritud ja häirinud!

[@Grigoris_04]

Yo wtf 😂

[@oliverpetty7592]

The sanitarium is SCP-001 but y’all not ready to have that conversation yet

[@dekudude8888]

And here I was all this time thinking it was the Guardian Angel. But I guess a sentient mental hospital helps me sleep better at night

[@oliverpetty7592]

DekuDude888 one of the proposed explanations for what SCP-001 is that it’s a factory that produces SCPs 😂 there’s a lot of different theory’s on what it is but the sanitarium kind of reminds me that that one

[@pak-gg5601]

The guardian angel in my opinion is better than “when daybreaks” (In if I faced it)

[@amassivevirgin7608]

No its not

[@oliverpetty7592]

a massive virgin no u

[@sublteiamnot3960]

Dave is and always will be the dopest fish man to grace asmr. Ever since he helped out Ethan pineapple he’s had my vote

[@iNotAnHacker]

I just want people to appreciate the line “dopest fish man to grace asmr”

[@LunarEdge7]

Your name tho, almost got me there.

[@stsmith77]

Pushing the boundaries of how weird an asmr vid can be and still be relaxing.. nice work

[@joshblackburn8150]

Can we just appreciate this for minute This is all for an asmr KZbin video Mad respect for this defo needs more attention 👍🏼👍🏼🙂

[@deathlikecoast2738]

Why just a minute? Why not 60 minutes ;)

[@endermage77]

I see your 60 minutes and I raise you another minute

[@ashleysparks552]

Ikr

[@HaHa-ni3vl]

its not just asmr

[@Rocketboots52]

L

[@Eldritch-Dreams]

Ironic how the sanitarium being a sentient organism is beyond a deep ones understanding when he himself is also beyond the concepts of understanding and creation.

[@moth8550]

The funny thing is that deep ones are one of the easiest of Lovecradt's creatures to understand

[@Bluesit32]

What's so complex about Deep Ones? Nasty ocean creatures that reproduce using humans.

[@kratakiis]

we have a rick and morty watcher over here

[@Weebmode]

Wow, Dave is working like 5 other jobs. He’s really doing well for himself

[@thegreymonk4993]

Gotta admire that Deep One work ethic.

[@timewellspent8137]

Remember when he was a nurse?

[@sigmundrotten5369]

ye ikr thats why he always looks so sick

[@captainducktape689]

I just hope he isn't overworking himself. Fish get stressed too (or whatever Dave is)

[@Spxct2re]

Johnny sins: finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary…

[@TheSeedform]

Never change Dave, never change

[@jochen__]

Jack Burney Dave, Dave never changes

[@GreenHoodieNinja]

Gotta be in fish prosthetics to make calming hand motions effective

[@robinhyperlord9053]

That name is weird.

[@tdjake25]

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

[@kodlakwhitemane1017]

Jake Watson honest pay for honest work

[@timewellspent8137]

Do you visit the cloud district very often?

[@kodlakwhitemane1017]

Time Well Spent I usually deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls, been a while since we had a good bandit raid

[@marccram2664]

@@timewellspent8137 Nazern your such a narcissist

[@alext6469]

You should definitely think about writing a book about the whole thing.

[@MikeRosadoGaming]

Yes. It would be amazing.

[@BichaelStevens]

it's heavily based on lovecraft tho

[@benschmie.8975]

This is based on Lovecraft's stories and lore, mostly on 'Shadow over Innsmouth' I think

[@moth8550]

This is based on lore from several series', but rift compiles it all on his website

[@chubbysurprise4429]

@@BichaelStevens Lovecrafts works are public domain at this point anyone could base some things off his work it's been done before and it's going to continue so it wouldn't be too crazy if he actually did it hell I'd pay for a book from my man uncle e

[@TheUltimoScorp]

Dave is definitely one of my favorites, always good to see/hear him!

[@ginger15103]

speaking of dave 8^y

[@pentry20]

:O

[@greekbirb]

i hope you don't mind me eating dinner in front of you, sir. i had a very rough day and you're my saviour now.

[@serjobsalot8768]

I've been quietly following this channel for a bit over a year now ( I know I'm lazy with the likes) and it does my general mental state a tremendous service. I am calmer, sleep better, have less anxiety issues and temper. Out of the many roles Rift playes, I enjoy Dave among the most. The softspoken way of his performances are so soothing and feel so wholesome.

[@duracell9575]

I was just thinking about quality content then you uploaded, guess I'm a psychic.

[@joshblackburn8150]

Nice profile pic

[@gee_dubya]

Josh Blackburn1 nah his pfp is gay

[@duracell9575]

@@gee_dubya i know, I've had the same one for about 4 years and just don't know what to change it to.

[@joshblackburn8150]

@@gee_dubya dude I was joking Haha ik its shit 😂

[@mothman6264]

You are connected to the rift

[@Erijinull]

Could you imagine if overtime we watched an uprising against the professor sparked by us but we really didn’t have any say in it. Or the possibility of finding out this isn’t a post-apocalyptic future at all, but more of a Wayward Pines monitored place where nobody goes out or in (except it’s in modern times)

[@panzercrewman616]

How the hell did you come up with that!?

[@MrTattooASMR]

Ever video you make is better than the last.

[@dustchain]

*Every

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

No one: JK Rowling: _"Doctor Dave and Arkham Sanitarium have had an intense sexual relationship."_ ...this joke is pretty old, isn't it

[@nightcollapse]

@Michael Boissonnault Dumbledore and whatever his name was?

[@A-with-the-J]

/ Snow I had to read this comment with my innocent eyes

[@veevsu]

/ Snow THIS IS AMAZIiiNG aaaa )^o^(

[@sjreads7235]

JK Rowling jokes have so much variety they won’t get old until the Harry Potter franchise is done forever, which probably won’t be until 2067.

[@stewiegriffin7237]

@@A-with-the-J they aint innocent now

[@automativefusion5523]

There's something incredibly warming about Rift's character, Dr Dave.

[@kenzb5871]

This is so genuinely phenomenal. Movie level quality, I’m so stunned. The talent is just beyond amazing; thanks so much for all of your hard work.

[@wormbag80]

"Have you been letting your brain out to play?" Oh yeah everyday, it even has playdates and I walk it every morning

[@BigMacTheBurger]

You know an asmr video is good when you don't remember/know it's end when you've watched it several times

[@oceanmachina8953]

You really are a gift to the anxious ruminators, ER. Thank you so much.

[@arcanumraptor3948]

I think this is really cool, the mix of a story that gets revealed as time goes on, and relaxation. Great job!

[@Hhgforesjkloihn]

Deep one Dave is my favorite character of yours ER. Thank you for this video

[@DermaGiga-]

Oh God, get back in your cell! Rebel traitor!!

[@andrxw4523]

Whatever you done in this video, the sound, the sensitivity, everything was perfect. Could even last past 10 minutes before I fell asleep

[@trollof229antthevariable9]

I feel really safe in weird fish doctor guys hands. 🤣 Thanks for the rest, Unc.

[@CptArg]

You know you've found a good channel when you don't watch for the tingles, more so for the plot ! 😂

[@WarhammerGeek]

The only problem I have with this channel is I'm interested in the plot but can only stay awake so long into the videos.

[@katieh8186]

“I notice you have a couple of body modifications, an additional pair of arms and legs” oh, I was assuming like scarification or piercings or something but that’s what I get for assuming on this channel

[@TheWhoamaters]

Pretty sure we all got like crab claws and antenna and shit at this point

[@angelzacarias424]

iOS huii hiuhuuuuui

[@angelzacarias424]

iOS huii hiuhuuuuui

[@angelzacarias424]

@@TheWhoamaters yigi huhguy o Ooooo Ooooo

[@angelzacarias424]

Dududuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudduduuuduuuduuui

[@J3erryOGG]

I've probably seen (dozed off) this video about 20 times. One of my favorite ones!

[@segeeslice]

"The sanitarium is a living being" Somebody just finished Haunting of Hill House...

[@JamesBrown-op7yp]

deep on dave is the only person I trust in arkham sanitarium. He's the only one I can really fall asleep with, because I feel so comfortable with him.

[@gumblemutt3495]

Arkham Sanitarium is *what now?!*

[@abrhamcarranza7662]

Earth is an icosahedron.

[@RRTSMPlayz]

A Sentient- Wait what did I say again?

[@darkautumnstories5834]

Deep One Dave, Corvus and Frank Walker are probably my fav characters, of yours. It's probably due to their vocal speaking range being quite soft but not too soft. But also because I like the "checkup" ASMR, hearing the pen/pencil/quill on paper, as well as checking blood pressure, etc. Then again I like all of the characters, but they just happen to be the ones that I listen to as I sleep.

[@VictorTheProcrastinator]

Last time I was early, Article 13 was not around.

[@matthewwebb324]

How's wade and ron doing trevor?

[@VictorTheProcrastinator]

@@matthewwebb324 well, they are not dead, thats good, right?

[@matthewwebb324]

@trevorlhillips i mean you're right

[@drugenforcementadministrat6150]

You're a hipster!

[@LunarEdge7]

What do you go hunting around with your sniper and your buddy when there's no more deers and birds to shoot, Trev?

[@christophertroyn749]

Mom comes into my room wondering why I ain't done the dishes: "I swear to God you sack of shi- OMG!!!" ME: *vibing in the 20th realm of chill while Nemo's uncle treats my brain like a gooba ball*

[@SpanglerConrad]

I love Deep One Dave's voice, and so different than ER's regular voice.

[@geleeegelee9625]

dave has survived the face hugger and has consumed it

[@angelinesaldana6647]

Just found your channel not even a half an hour ago, & I’ve never had the tingles and relaxation from anyone else. I’m so excited 😆

[@Brain4eva]

When you only just realise that the sanitarium is an SCP (also I would love to have a book written by this guy✌🏻)

[@LunarEdge7]

The amount of work SCP has to do on so many things makes me think they've got millions of people that we're not adding to the overall population count (of course I meant what-ifs)

[@markusballard8363]

2:13 I love the way he says nourishment

[@TheMurlocKeeper]

Can I make a suggestion uncle E? You really need to blacken (greenen?) around your eyes for the Dave mask. It makes him look like he's constantly looking up, and it's slightly distracting... I do love this character though. It's good to see Dave again. I've missed him :)

[@brittneybitch8489]

Hmmm I'm early Ok I should make a joke What do you call a dude with a rubber Toe? Roberto

[@CriMsonAFK]

Please leave. That was good but leave now. Xd

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

I didn't expect the comment to actually be funny

[@HombreLechero]

@@depausvandelilithkerk5785 what do you call a Mexican who lost their car? Carlos

[@HombreLechero]

@@depausvandelilithkerk5785 no problem dude

[@clementine6202]

That wasn’t very funny.Not even duck would laugh Well mabey

[@SweetTodd]

The costume is amazing and so believable! Keep up the good work.

[@GreenFogg]

The lighting u use between dave vids os so cool. He seems to change colour every video its great

[@tigrex3622]

Great video,only thing i saw its:why behind the questionnaire says Dont trust the proffessor Hmmmmm,secrets are close.Anyway great video Uncle ER

[@commercialhvacposting4511]

This is actually art! He really knows how to invest the money made from KZbin, to produce quality material from a self-made KZbinr.

[@jordontp]

hey er you missed the n in sanitarium in the description •he fixed it

[@kermit7139]

I feel like it’s intentional and I just don’t get it yet 🤔

[@wyomingisfake4813]

@@kermit7139 I always think that with anything rift does

[@Tinglephile]

Arkham Sanaquarium

[@lauramcclelland3120]

I think it’s on purpose... I think maybe Dave also harvested the description 😂

[@combmyhairwithaspoon]

Yo bois I think were on to something, only in the book Gradus ad Parnassum does it contain the phrase "sa itarius", and Gradus ad Parnassum means to take the steps up to a mountain range. Mountain ranges are often to be seen as majestic and eye opening, perhaps ER is suggesting that being Harvested is a step toward something greater, such as maybe an elder god cult, as in line with his common Lovecraftian themes in his videos

[@stewartminor4968]

This man gives ASMR a deep story that can be actually enjoyed

[@thesawyerjoe]

FYI all the Rift World videos have an even cooler vibe when watched on low brightness and in night shift.

[@madmcneal]

Yes!! I always do this!

[@henrihatch7429]

The amount of detail to the costume is amazing. I have 1 word, "how"

[@JoJoFlare]

I literally scared myself cuz i got caught up in the ad and watched the whole thing and forgot I clicked on and asmr vid. So Imagine me in a dark room at night just hearing some dude right in my left ear

[@wert2345]

dave's my favorite of ER's creations. thanks for another quality upload mate.

[@toadboydude5015]

Bro, did uncle E just make tingles Canon?!

[@Thiccremoch162]

He’s pulling a god damn doctor T (another asmrtist if you didn’t know)

[@J_C_May]

@Excuse me, WHAT!!! Files Oh yeah, Mr SURGERY ON A BAG OF RAMEN NOODLES

[@TheWhoamaters]

Hasn't he been doing that for ages as Corvus?

[@tommybaggins4936]

"Please don't drop my brain" is a sentence that I never thought that I would say during an ASMR video of ever for that matter. Wonderful.

[@bsferguson1]

50:23 “ macaroni salad” pfft

[@ladybink]

The amount of effort put into his content his astonishing.

[@ilank9009]

A friendly reminder to put genius ideas in your head in to some sort of production! You will inspire people and their creativity! Take your time ER and please make something amazing.

[@Alva-Crimson]

Its impressive how Uncle E can make so many different relaxing voices!

[@rebeccachaplin9721]

I swear to god he’s going to accidentally summon Satan in a video one day and he’s going to be like “come on that’s the third time this week you’ve accidentally summoned me”

[@RuessyYT]

I'm glad Dave finally got his doctorate! Good job Dave!

[@NightWhispererASMR]

Dear god in heaven that is amazing! Never know what to expect! 🔥🔥

[@birbmam]

You know you should make a video styled after the long dark, like sitting around a potbelly stove waiting for food to cook while a snowstorm rages outside and you talk to the listener about the island and what's going on

[@hatman4938]

When I saw the word "harvest," I immediately thought about The Promised Neverland.

[@skeeterskeet2546]

Dave is where it’s at. I mean it took me a while to come around with Corvus, But Dave is the main man.

[@theduckytaco7602]

I would pay ***INSERT HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY*** to get that mask!

[@ArchieLovesMe]

AronJPo I’d wear it everywhere.

[@theduckytaco7602]

@@ArchieLovesMe Imagine just having a normal day. You just woke up and decided to have breakfast. Then all of a sudden you see a guy wearing a fish mask running around.

[@ArchieLovesMe]

AronJPo That is a great day.

[@theduckytaco7602]

@@ArchieLovesMe I agree.

[@elhyper4232]

@@theduckytaco7602 i agree with the agreeing

[@Tabi-Kun]

Returning back to this gem before Christmas!

[@TheDude420.69]

This isnt rift in a mask he just broke himself into area 51 dude

[@daynecee683]

Is anyone going to appreciate the amount of work he puts into his costumes?

[@ameliuslantea1789]

Why did you miss the "n" in Sanitarium? What is a Saitarium? EDIT: Just saw it, did someone gave us a hint? On the back of the clipboard you can read: "Do not trust the Professor"? Another Question: What if we do trust him because we share his goals? Why not help him?

[@ameliuslantea1789]

@@GreenGlo1991 With or without Benefits?

[@helmaschine1885]

I kept smiling too much at the story unfolding to fall asleep. Definitely a mood improver!

[@mel0dyy_]

Everyone: Description: Arkham Sa itarium

[@okinakaijuu]

Same

[@thegreymonk4993]

The Key Thief strikes again.

[@mel0dyy_]

@@nemo-x I wouldn't even be surprised tbh

[@LuckyArceus]

Reis planet arium.

[@panzercrewman616]

Probably my favorite asmr video ever… Like, ever… No joke… No scam…

[@Milk_Cola]

*I'M MELTING*

[@kanehemlock290]

That outfit is so real looking, it'd be so cool to see rift with a t.v. show with these characters and designs for them

[@DarkxInheritor]

This character reminds me of Toby from The Office lol

[@Chimmy-Chimmie]

I like how the clipboard said don’t trust the professor it’s the little details

[@Bro_Nukes]

I love Deep One Dave. Keep up the work. :}

[@malachiteheart1676]

I feel like Doctor Dave loves jazz, he just gives off that vibe

[@jewishspacelaseroperator5410]

Where did you get the fish mask eph I want to be this for Halloween

[@imtheoperatorttv637]

Believe me, it's not worth it, he paid like $200 for his custom mask

[@jugi6499]

Brushing is my absolute favorite. Need an all brushing video. Thanks ER

[@etherealemily4901]

The shape of water alternate ending

[@mahoganyonix3849]

I love watching dr Dave he gives me so many tingles

[@Fierymemes]

So if he could pull this off I'd like to request a Finding Nemo replay 😁

[@midnightekiss936]

Fiery*memes* bumping the finding nemo RP

[@scribblingjoe]

I gotta say this must be the best one on KZbin.

[@ayrekholly9927]

Imagine what cops would think walking in on this 😂

[@Actualwendigo]

Crazy how the extremes of asmr vary on one end u got girls whispering and tapping shit and then you’ve got this man who has a fully fledged out lore and universe dressed as a fish

[@heiselproductions_01]

I am so glad that you enjoy Momentary Lapse of Reason. Up there as one of my favorite albums of theirs

[@j-rock8299]

When you can hit the like button before watching 🖖🏼

[@kishkish6119]

Dave has a very soothing voice.

[@simoncowell7063]

Go forth my child

[@theeniebean]

You are so endlessly amazing with your continuity. Great stuff!