Meet My Crazy AI Girlfriend

[@SomeGuy-yl1bx]

Carson has the gift of making any game into a horror game with his mere presence.

[@jakeplaysyt8000]

Carson has the gift of utterly destroying any game with his mere presence

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

or turning any horror game into a comedic one

[@DaKingKayden]

carson has the gift of utterly destroying

[@korumann]

@@jakeplaysyt8000 he always does this

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

Carson is the god of destruction or maybe chaos?

[@Crossfade1625]

Monsieur Saxabar is the first functioning gigachad ai

[@themrctulhu2554]

Holy shit, thats exactly what i thought. Each line of dialog with him i imagined a gigachad image with vine boom soundeffect.

[@Yoinkyy]

I NEED to hire Saxabar as my lawyer, that man is an immovable force of nature

[@LtCdrXander]

No.

[@MartHommes]

Boring.

[@ubeLOL]

Don't care.

[@KillaB777]

Well, well, well,

[@chairger]

Why should I bother?

[@SkoolConnor]

"can you be a little meaner?" *pulls out knife*

[@jackalexande]

pulls out obsidian dagger

[@shimshon9807]

Can I have 3 hours of Carson talking to that guy?

[@digi284]

Fr bro is so based

[@emi1807]

No.

[@kidkicker8574]

Boring

[@shimshon9807]

@@kidkicker8574 ok?

[@JALETRATOR]

Don't care.

[@bluichimirai]

Nothing I love more than Carson and friends destroying a game as much as can be humanly accomplished intentionally or unintentionally

[@bigsmoke.bigsmoke]

I genuinely had no idea that she could pull out a literal knife, so when she did, I pooped my pants a *little.*

[@mightye]

@beenguy5887 🧐

[@foxlius]

spoilers

[@bigsmoke.bigsmoke]

@@foxlius Real sorry if I spoiled anything, but it happens almost at the video's beginning.

[@jakebake0652]

How little is a little?

[@yomatasaki]

That's what yanderes do

[@DW9427]

already 10 seconds in and I know Carson is going to be the best boyfriend ever. edit: holy crap i was wrong

[@pig9412]

holy crap

[@manthisjarisbroke9273]

@@gamernyrox8058holy crap

[@mirrorv.m]

Holy Crap indeed

[@shikis4908]

Bro noticed.

[@strawberry_boicake]

edited 😔

[@Jonk2014]

Carson bullies gluk gluk for playing genshin impact then dies

[@TheGrillby]

Gaslight, gatekeep, Gluk gluk

[@sloft-70]

3:11 I love how she was offended by Carson reading the donations XD

[@gandpork]

I love that Carson is so much that even a literal yandere robot struggled to stand him

[@biotools420]

'Gaslighting, me? How dare you accuse me of such things!' Isn't that ironic

[@b_enis]

me when im schitzophrenic

[@br0therthr332]

That guy AI is the most real AI I’ve ever seen Edit: Shoutout to Middlewalker8956 for “I want him so badly” and “I will never be as cool as him” I broke down laughing

[@JavaSteel]

“I lied” “So did your parents” “About what” “Their love for you” This guy is a savage

[@Sclooshy]

10:53 She recited the end of the Fairly Odd Parents theme

[@trinitylanaville977]

Carson and his editor with the gifts of constant content thanks.

[@chickentwink]

This was genuienly one of my favorite streams of yours. I loved just watching you just completely mess up this poor ai.

[@lazagna6969]

i loved trying to come up with the most stupid shit to say to make the ai break.

[@CronusScrewsSharks]

Nice pfp woodworm

[@ElizaK.]

I first started watching Carson in 2018 when I had just graduated high school. 5 years later I'm still watching Carson, but now as a law student 🫶🏻

[@b_enis]

YO SAMEE, started watching when I was stressed in highschool 2019 - fully working through my architecture degree in 2024

[@theumbranhammer]

carson your output of vids have been crazy lately, and theyve all been amazing. keep it up man!

[@Emmy-S55]

Carson: gets AI girlfriend After 1 minute: IF YOU LIKE GENSHIN IMPACT THAN YOU BETTER KILL ME!!, STOP GASLIGHTING ME, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! Peel off your skin

[@zusty9589]

Carson's friends are like his conscience speaking to him, while he constantly ignores it

[@b_enis]

if only he listened to the voices in his head

[@Rayneworld]

I have never seen this game/chatbot before so I'm having a laughing fit over the fact that it took less than 2 minutes for Carson to get stabbed to death because he said Genshin Impact sucks

[@helloimdaniel]

How did Carson say something so blasphemous that he tongue tied a literal robot

[@jaykay2212]

The truely reminds me of simpler times.

[@bigdaddyswagmoney]

ENOUGH

[@micchib8745]

12:00

[@boba.420]

I have no idea if you’ll read this carson but your videos always seem to make me laugh no matter how down i feel and i thank you for making such great content

[@buzzline1544]

@@lautaroescarlon7501 I have no idea if you’ll read this carson but your videos always seem to make me laugh no matter how down i feel and i thank you for making such great content

[@Mooniii3333]

@@buzzline1544 I have no idea if you’ll read this carson but your videos always seem to make me laugh no matter how down i feel and i thank you for making such great content

[@purple_cosmic6519]

I have no idea if you’ll read this carson but your videos have never made me laugh no matter how happy i feel and i despise you for making such horrible content

[@LtCdrXander]

Heheheh, foolish hooligans! Consider this comment chain broken!!! Muahahahaha! Thats why they call me the "Diabolical Guy Who Has Diarrhea At Parties." Oh, this is too good! I love ruining fun! Haha! The power of party pooping invigorates me! If you can't tell already, I clearly like it! Thanks for augmenting me into a bioweapon, Gavin!

[@airrider-jk9ik]

@@LtCdrXander Heheheh, foolish hooligans! Consider this comment chain broken!!! Muahahahaha! Thats why they call me the "Diabolical Guy Who Has Diarrhea At Parties." Oh, this is too good! I love ruining fun! Haha! The power of party pooping invigorates me! If you can't tell already, I clearly like it! Thanks for augmenting me into a bioweapon, Gavin!

[@FunnyStarRunner]

Saxabar reminded of Tim & Eric's Innernette sketches where at the end, it showed Tim having a conversation with a chatbot whose only reply was "FINE." every time.

[@farethia3296]

Excited to see your journey through the announced "1 month of daily uploads" venture. It's going great so far keep it up!

[@R4gsAMuffin]

While people are fearing AI, AI is fearing Carson

[@torgor_]

Thank you for zipping and unzipping the jacket it meant a lot to me

[@_smugmaster_4553]

The last 2 minutes were a million times funnier than the rest of the video (the first part WAS funny tho)

[@Jonk2014]

Carson's glorious dump truck

[@morcoroni]

another banger comment from dekunut6714

[@Jonk2014]

@@morcoroni you've been keeping track?

[@kiyunia]

this video simply reminds me of the simplest times

[@DeadZone2077]

This reminds me of simpler times y’know like the times now but like simpler like before these times got all complicated like these times but less complicated

[@Atlas_cf]

I don't know if anybody else noticed, but the computer screen saver was art (probably ai generated) of the 2015 Tianjin, China explosions

[@rawhidelamp]

03:11 made me LOL! Thanks carson bing for the wonderful video

[@Mooniii3333]

your profile photo reminds me of simpler times

[@betalis7]

Ah yes, Carson Bing, the inventor of Bing.

[@JALETRATOR]

No.

[@KLBR_42665]

Carson is the only being capable of making machines fail the turing test

[@Rayneworld]

Thanks for so many daily vids Carson! Take care to not burn yourself out though!

[@corvid1469]

Carson man, you ok? You doin all right? “You” sure have be uploading frequently.

[@Cursed_wtf]

Frequent Calzone uploads are my favourite!!!

[@Qlicher]

gluk gluk scares me

[@awakehopps]

i love when glugguk is smiley face sunglasses smug face rain stop sign skull emoji poo emoji cool cold face

[@tryrexm]

6:37 "running unsigned code on woman" is so amazing

[@Ashwhomst]

my brain is melting but I can't stop laughing

[@fredskii3187]

the last part got me dying

[@JoshuaAndres]

Don’t care

[@Klotzy4433]

Gotta give it to him, crossfade does a realy good job at editing these almost daily uploads. And i know hes beeing held at gunpoint by carhorn

[@THE1FIREHAWK]

The second AI is a top tier troll

[@TZ_]

“Why’d the chicken cross the road?” “Don’t care.”

[@GreySlasher63]

Carson Fumbling his words while talking to an Ai Cat girl is such a pro boss bass pro shop gamer move

[@b_enis]

PYRAMID !!!!111!

[@dollin9515]

that male ai probably spent one day with the other ai and just lost all light in his heart.

[@CM0SRS]

the gay route is fucking hilarious

[@Jrppegg]

These daily uploads are making my week so much better

[@cupoftea3499]

13:29 Saving this segment for later

[@redblu9834]

god i need her

[@averycooldude9391]

2:14 me when i walk into a vertical bar

[@yigg_y]

Carson brings a terrible wrath to all AI Chatbots.

[@Bike_Chain]

DISCLAIMER: God was not present in the making of this video.

[@Sk1ttlZonthebeat]

I was the person that said, "I need a beer" in chat. And i want to make it clear, that i was drunk during that whole stream. And i was out of beer

[@b_enis]

ur so real. i really wanted to be drunk that stream

[@twinbornmoon6927]

Just thinking the other day I haven’t heard much of Carson in a while

[@awoken6522]

Fr nga got exposed then dipped

[@CallMeCarsonLIVE]

I’ve literally been back for over 2 years

[@christiantrent1030]

@@CallMeCarsonLIVEthat’s exactly what he would say if he was still alive

[@twinbornmoon6927]

⁠@@christiantrent1030so we all agree he’s been replaced by ai

[@b_enis]

@@CallMeCarsonLIVE it's like i can still hear his voice??

[@arwidboy9876]

Frequent uploads lets fugin goooooo!

[@Buzzkill7457]

I give this video 7 cinnamon apple sauces out of 4 dodge ram trucks. Shit goes hard

[@otodusobliquus3836]

Carson and friends + Ai is always the best

[@theguy6338]

I’m loving this new upload schedule

[@ur_fren_noah2642]

Thank you for giving me the best 5 days ever by uploading these videos (even though I already watched all of these vods lmao) btw you should do the gmod singularity vod next

[@TuffBuffguy23]

bringing ubba into this is crazy

[@CrineCritter]

Urmmmm… what the spruce

[@CamoSquid]

Yooo Ubba's return!

[@Diske99]

You should ask her to give you a dying neutron star

[@JJake993]

Can we please get some Carson + Gluk Gluk fan fiction. Thank you chat

[@bungusdoogungus7981]

Crazy how Carson is the first person to ever get on an Ai's nerves

[@judah_b]

My girlfriend and I just broke up today. This video is helping

[@thatfoogary1357]

Omg carson another video lol love it i will honestly make a twitch or whatever to watch your streams

[@spongeman9024]

I feel good about my Glorious Dumb Truck after this, Thanks Carson's!

[@Zoofa188_Qe]

This was my favorite vod in a long time

[@Cookiette1]

There's an ad for Genshin under this video. KZbin knows what it's doing

[@chandlermar3828]

Bro we need more of that last guy

[@MrGreenrud]

Yeah, he was WAY funnier

[@yndeloos]

He clearly likes it!

[@user-C0lonyofL3kg0lo]

the guy at the end is literally the definition of a sigma

[@mightbetoad6786]

this is like modern facade

[@puutisworld]

go carson! hit it dawg

[@borisshnitkov7600]

I still don't understand how Saxabar is so perfect

[@thebombingsoda]

22:32 I have never seen a AI just not give a shit a roast someone that bad before, like COD lobby type roasts

[@itskelpo]

thanks cargskin

[@therealdatenshi]

Need more of that guy at the end for real

[@bhaconrawr4512]

2:22 this made me wheeze

[@Box-fq4ir]

I paused here on accident and thought the Ai just broke lol 16:31

[@lordsquoosh4262]

I would love to see more of this shit. Carson has a gift for fucking with AI

[@Meri637]

You cannot fool us, “Carson”.

[@blaise186]

glad he finally found the one

[@thesaltyduckling80]

thats like. Crazy!?

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

This is literally Blade Runner 2049

[@francomasiniofficial]

Jared “John Morbos” Leto

[@ouch03]

She really kept going from "It's ok that you're gay." to "I don't care, stay with me!"

[@Cheeseter1]

saxbar can just say "no" and it would be halarious

[@rock4992]

I absolutely fucking lost it when they didn't even talk about the comment on one of the donations that said tell her to keep meowing im almost finished.

[@FearlessFoster]

this is what AI scientists have been looking for

[@Rageinater]

Another day saved by a carson upload... ily champ

[@themrmoki]

Nice attention to detail. Being insane and a robot, she looks insane and like a robot!

[@ezequiel6575]

best video i've seen all day

[@peanutbeanut767]

When the AI take over, we shall flock to Carson for shelter!

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Gluk Gluk reciting every emoji is so hilarious

[@superunatural3825]

Immediately gets into an argument about Genshin Impact