Meet My Crazy AI Girlfriend

haha isn't she adorable?
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Video edited by: Crossfade
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Quacks - / @justquacks
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Outro Music: Super Mario World Game Over LoFi Hip Hop Remix by HephestosMusic
• Super Mario World Game...
Meet My Crazy AI Girlfriend - AI Yandere Girlfriend Simulator

[@SomeGuy-yl1bx]

Carson has the gift of making any game into a horror game with his mere presence.

[@jakeplaysyt8000]

Carson has the gift of utterly destroying any game with his mere presence

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

or turning any horror game into a comedic one

[@DaKingKayden]

carson has the gift of utterly destroying

[@korumann]

@@jakeplaysyt8000 he always does this

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

Carson is the god of destruction or maybe chaos?

[@Yoinkyy]

I NEED to hire Saxabar as my lawyer, that man is an immovable force of nature

[@LtCdrXander]

No.

[@MartHommes]

Boring.

[@ubeLOL]

Don't care.

[@KillaB777]

Well, well, well,

[@chairger]

Why should I bother?

[@_smugmaster_4553]

The last 2 minutes were a million times funnier than the rest of the video (the first part WAS funny tho)

[@THE1FIREHAWK]

The second AI is a top tier troll

[@torgor_]

Thank you for zipping and unzipping the jacket it meant a lot to me

[@TZ_]

“Why’d the chicken cross the road?” “Don’t care.”

[@theguy6338]

I’m loving this new upload schedule

[@yndeloos]

He clearly likes it!

[@noahsmith7354]

This actually makes me stressed...

[@rezzor_]

I was crazy once..

[@shelleyfoot23]

Don’t care

[@shimshon9807]

Can I have 3 hours of Carson talking to that guy?

[@digi284]

Fr bro is so based

[@emi1807]

No.

[@kidkicker8574]

Boring

[@shimshon9807]

@@kidkicker8574 ok?

[@JALETRATOR]

Don't care.

[@DW9427]

already 10 seconds in and I know Carson is going to be the best boyfriend ever. edit: holy crap i was wrong

[@pig9412]

holy crap

[@manthisjarisbroke9273]

@@gamernyrox8058holy crap

[@mirrorv.m]

Holy Crap indeed

[@shikis4908]

Bro noticed.

[@Thiollier_1]

edited 😔

[@bluichimirai]

Nothing I love more than Carson and friends destroying a game as much as can be humanly accomplished intentionally or unintentionally

[@Crossfade1625]

Monsieur Saxabar is the first functioning gigachad ai

[@themrctulhu2554]

Holy shit, thats exactly what i thought. Each line of dialog with him i imagined a gigachad image with vine boom soundeffect.

[@Jonk2014]

Carson bullies gluk gluk for playing genshin impact then dies

[@SkoolConnor]

"can you be a little meaner?" *pulls out knife*

[@jackalexande]

pulls out obsidian dagger

[@bigsmoke4385]

I genuinely had no idea that she could pull out a literal knife, so when she did, I pooped my pants a *little.*

[@mightye]

@beenguy5887 🧐

[@foxlius]

spoilers

[@bigsmoke4385]

@@foxlius Real sorry if I spoiled anything, but it happens almost at the video's beginning.

[@jakebake0652]

How little is a little?

[@yomatasaki]

That's what yanderes do

[@sloft-70]

3:11 I love how she was offended by Carson reading the donations XD

[@br0therthr332]

That guy AI is the most real AI I’ve ever seen Edit: Shoutout to Middlewalker8956 for “I want him so badly” and “I will never be as cool as him” I broke down laughing

[@Emmy-S55]

Carson: gets AI girlfriend After 1 minute: IF YOU LIKE GENSHIN IMPACT THAN YOU BETTER KILL ME!!, STOP GASLIGHTING ME, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!! Peel off your skin

[@JavaSteel]

“I lied” “So did your parents” “About what” “Their love for you” This guy is a savage

[@trinitylanaville977]

Carson and his editor with the gifts of constant content thanks.

[@ElizaK.]

I first started watching Carson in 2018 when I had just graduated high school. 5 years later I'm still watching Carson, but now as a law student 🫶🏻

[@b_enis]

YO SAMEE, started watching when I was stressed in highschool 2019 - fully working through my architecture degree in 2024

[@biotools420]

'Gaslighting, me? How dare you accuse me of such things!' Isn't that ironic

[@b_enis]

me when im schitzophrenic

[@notyourscott4510]

10:53 She recited the end of the Fairly Odd Parents theme

[@theumbranhammer]

carson your output of vids have been crazy lately, and theyve all been amazing. keep it up man!

[@gandpork]

I love that Carson is so much that even a literal yandere robot struggled to stand him

[@chickentwink]

This was genuienly one of my favorite streams of yours. I loved just watching you just completely mess up this poor ai.

[@lazagna6969]

i loved trying to come up with the most stupid shit to say to make the ai break.

[@CronusScrewsSharks]

Nice pfp woodworm

[@jaykay2212]

The truely reminds me of simpler times.

[@bigdaddyswagmoney]

ENOUGH

[@micchib8745]

12:00

[@boba.420]

I have no idea if you’ll read this carson but your videos always seem to make me laugh no matter how down i feel and i thank you for making such great content

[@buzzline1544]

@@lautaroescarlon7501 I have no idea if you’ll read this carson but your videos always seem to make me laugh no matter how down i feel and i thank you for making such great content

[@hmmmmmmmmmm259]

@@buzzline1544 I have no idea if you’ll read this carson but your videos always seem to make me laugh no matter how down i feel and i thank you for making such great content

[@purple_cosmic6519]

I have no idea if you’ll read this carson but your videos have never made me laugh no matter how happy i feel and i despise you for making such horrible content

[@LtCdrXander]

Heheheh, foolish hooligans! Consider this comment chain broken!!! Muahahahaha! Thats why they call me the "Diabolical Guy Who Has Diarrhea At Parties." Oh, this is too good! I love ruining fun! Haha! The power of party pooping invigorates me! If you can't tell already, I clearly like it! Thanks for augmenting me into a bioweapon, Gavin!

[@airrider-jk9ik]

@@LtCdrXander Heheheh, foolish hooligans! Consider this comment chain broken!!! Muahahahaha! Thats why they call me the "Diabolical Guy Who Has Diarrhea At Parties." Oh, this is too good! I love ruining fun! Haha! The power of party pooping invigorates me! If you can't tell already, I clearly like it! Thanks for augmenting me into a bioweapon, Gavin!

[@Jonk2014]

Carson's glorious dump truck

[@morcoroni]

another banger comment from dekunut6714

[@Jonk2014]

@@morcoroni you've been keeping track?

[@R4gsAMuffin]

While people are fearing AI, AI is fearing Carson

[@Rayneworld]

I have never seen this game/chatbot before so I'm having a laughing fit over the fact that it took less than 2 minutes for Carson to get stabbed to death because he said Genshin Impact sucks

[@helloimdaniel]

How did Carson say something so blasphemous that he tongue tied a literal robot

[@zusty9589]

Carson's friends are like his conscience speaking to him, while he constantly ignores it

[@b_enis]

if only he listened to the voices in his head

[@redblu9834]

god i need her

[@kiyunia]

this video simply reminds me of the simplest times

[@DeadZone2077]

This reminds me of simpler times y’know like the times now but like simpler like before these times got all complicated like these times but less complicated

[@awakehopps]

i love when glugguk is smiley face sunglasses smug face rain stop sign skull emoji poo emoji cool cold face

[@corvid1469]

Carson man, you ok? You doin all right? “You” sure have be uploading frequently.

[@Bike_Chain]

DISCLAIMER: God was not present in the making of this video.

[@Qlicher]

gluk gluk scares me

[@FunnyStarRunner]

Saxabar reminded of Tim & Eric's Innernette sketches where at the end, it showed Tim having a conversation with a chatbot whose only reply was "FINE." every time.

[@twinbornmoon6927]

Just thinking the other day I haven’t heard much of Carson in a while

[@awoken6522]

Fr nga got exposed then dipped

[@CallMeCarsonLIVE]

I’ve literally been back for over 2 years

[@christiantrent1030]

@@CallMeCarsonLIVEthat’s exactly what he would say if he was still alive

[@twinbornmoon6927]

⁠@@christiantrent1030so we all agree he’s been replaced by ai

[@b_enis]

@@CallMeCarsonLIVE it's like i can still hear his voice??

[@Ashwhomst]

my brain is melting but I can't stop laughing

[@TuffBuffguy23]

bringing ubba into this is crazy

[@fredskii3187]

the last part got me dying

[@CrineCritter]

Urmmmm… what the spruce

[@farethia3296]

Excited to see your journey through the announced "1 month of daily uploads" venture. It's going great so far keep it up!

[@JJake993]

Can we please get some Carson + Gluk Gluk fan fiction. Thank you chat

[@Judah_B]

My girlfriend and I just broke up today. This video is helping

[@Atlas_cf]

I don't know if anybody else noticed, but the computer screen saver was art (probably ai generated) of the 2015 Tianjin, China explosions

[@Cursed_wtf]

Frequent Calzone uploads are my favourite!!!

[@jenni9902]

Why she wants so hard to stay Focused?

[@rawhidelamp]

03:11 made me LOL! Thanks carson bing for the wonderful video

[@hmmmmmmmmmm259]

your profile photo reminds me of simpler times

[@betalis7]

Ah yes, Carson Bing, the inventor of Bing.

[@JALETRATOR]

No.

[@thesaltyduckling80]

thats like. Crazy!?

[@vizzy61]

god i need her

[@lordsquoosh4262]

I would love to see more of this shit. Carson has a gift for fucking with AI

[@Rayneworld]

Thanks for so many daily vids Carson! Take care to not burn yourself out though!

[@wodiki]

joe biden burger ohio 😃😃🤣😅🤣😂😂🙂🙃😉

[@takuma359]

*sigh* this reminds me of simpler times 🐝🥴🤬🤬🥵😔🗽

[@yiggyx]

Carson brings a terrible wrath to all AI Chatbots.

[@chocolate_zippy7484]

No way! Callmecarson you cant get a girlfriend you silly goose!

[@thedragonlord5251]

no indeed he is gay

[@dollin9515]

that male ai probably spent one day with the other ai and just lost all light in his heart.

[@CM0SRS]

the gay route is fucking hilarious

[@Buzzkill7457]

I give this video 7 cinnamon apple sauces out of 4 dodge ram trucks. Shit goes hard

[@CamoSquid]

Yooo Ubba's return!

[@bhaconrawr4512]

2:22 this made me wheeze

[@sc7ry]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Don’t care 🗿

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

This is literally Blade Runner 2049

[@francomasiniofficial]

Jared “John Morbos” Leto

[@itskelpo]

thanks cargskin

[@borisshnitkov7600]

I still don't understand how Saxabar is so perfect

[@CamoSquid]

The man is clearly more based

[@zenixrl_]

dear god its only been 4 minutes

[@Dr.pepper457]

Your not comfortable in your skin? Take it off then. Take off your skin.

[@ilmnhs]

as a person who plays genshin impact i can agree that the game is shit and the characters are shit too

[@tryrexman8627]

6:37 "running unsigned code on woman" is so amazing

[@keeganguyer5237]

So when will carson do a Baldur’s gate video?

[@tetros2064]

jokes aside this shit is scary like the AI sounds and speaks like a genuine person i cant trust anyone now

[@b_enis]

yea! all girls are from the government!!1!! :3

[@Cookiette1]

There's an ad for Genshin under this video. KZbin knows what it's doing

[@ALBANIA-NUMBER-1]

ITS UBBA

[@tagassassin5]

Carson...daily uploads.... are you okay? Blink twice for help.

[@keaka_07]

Goo Goo Ga Ga 😎🍼

[@SaintKruger]

You should ask her to give you a dying neutron star

[@GreySlasher63]

Carson Fumbling his words while talking to an Ai Cat girl is such a pro boss bass pro shop gamer move

[@b_enis]

PYRAMID !!!!111!

[@popsicle7143]

you know if i was carson i would definitely capitalize on the grooming allegations and make jokes about it but idk

[@elwiwi4638]

*strikes her with a wet sock* guh

[@superunatural3825]

Immediately gets into an argument about Genshin Impact

[@Sk1ttlZonthebeat]

I was the person that said, "I need a beer" in chat. And i want to make it clear, that i was drunk during that whole stream. And i was out of beer

[@b_enis]

ur so real. i really wanted to be drunk that stream

[@averycooldude9391]

2:14 me when i walk into a vertical bar

[@pepper6592]

Big 5 days for cmc fans

[@Meri637]

You cannot fool us, “Carson”.

[@Jrppegg]

These daily uploads are making my week so much better

[@FearlessFoster]

this is what AI scientists have been looking for

[@spongeman9024]

I feel good about my Glorious Dumb Truck after this, Thanks Carson's!

[@chillvibes7387]

The ending has showcased to me the most based man on the face of this planet. And he isn't even real.

[@mightbetoad6786]

this is like modern facade

[@trinitylanaville977]

The last ai was fucking funny

[@Klotzy4433]

Gotta give it to him, crossfade does a realy good job at editing these almost daily uploads. And i know hes beeing held at gunpoint by carhorn

[@Syreyup]

it hurts