The Best Commercials Ever Made

[@toastybread4631]

The fact that Schlatt’s mic kept on peaking makes his performance even more terrifying

[@erikschindler996]

FUNNY MIC

[@greendude0420]

FUNNY MIC

[@AndGoatz04]

that's The schlatt magic, bay-bey!

[@CoiltheHorl]

how do you have 1000 likes

[@SoldierMan1557]

Schlatt needs to win a oscar for his performance in his commercial His performance was Oscar worthy

[@thefrogfromfrogger505]

Turbkey Samdwich is incredible because its so close to being realistic.

[@graff5769]

I love everything about it

[@Aaronleoxy]

I love everything about it

[@nickspencer9387]

He clearly likes it!

[@atomiclight8574]

I mean. Take an actor, and make him make a commercial.

[@kh0di]

It honestly inspired me to just start fucking harder and made me hungry at the same time.

[@Teresa-ll7mo]

"He *almost* never moves" Okay that's actually horrifying

[@somekindofusername]

Lmao that had my sides in orbit

[@LSGB22]

The LEDS in my room just turned red. What the fuck do I do I’m scared please help me

[@soap924]

*almost never*

[@Thegoblin_]

Stony Point Highschool Official KZbin Acc. The pope is near

[@galaxypedestalfan]

The Pope is my favorite SCP

[@carmina6353]

i like how on Turbkey Samdwich he said “BIG HAM” yet it’s turbkey samdwich

[@zwan8554]

Ham and turbkey sambwich

[@flavoryjam073]

Mason: *calls the Vatican for the job* Schlatt: "Well, if you're hearing this, chances are you've made a very poor career choice"

[@Xx_Oleander_xX]

HELLO? HELLO HELLO?

[@dot558]

Sydney Long 📞HELLO! HELLO HELLO!

[@lostobj]

UHHHHHHH I WANTED TO RECORD A MESSAGE FOR YOU

[@Me-jv2zl]

Schlatt’s ad was scarier than most modern horror movies.

[@goodmorning4498]

No kidding. . .😨

[@x.vzoom_]

Anyone wanna call that number and tell me what it is

[@Thebongosusetobethicc]

Zøøm boob woman

[@Forlorn_Overseer]

I woild invest in all of them if they were that amazing

[@ja_sh9799]

True

[@childentertainmentservice6203]

Carson: Next up is junky janker Junky Janker: at aspen dental, smile for zero dollars down with zero worries...

[@carsonimcvids82]

As soon as I started reading this the Aspen Dental ad started playing

[@seaboardspastic]

Bruh, you live in South Carolina or something? The only place I lived in where I got Aspen Dental ads

[@striderfairchild8647]

Why did I read this as “At Aspen Denial...”

[@d1charo]

zeek

[@childentertainmentservice6203]

goon 5, Charl

[@pastelsunset]

Translation of Carson's Spanish "My friends, fathers, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no, spanish, spanish. I am the bathroom? My friend Ted Nivizon"

[@Smoking_Man]

*POINT*

[@Bug0221]

*Hola*

[@zilasnake08]

its funnier to think the editor purposely put “si” to make it look like carson was saying “if”

[@noahbowne7376]

"Schlatt is typing..." has to be one of the most terrifying things i've ever seen

[@Berdly]

New meme

[@GamingChampion.]

new meme

[@retrodarling1884]

New meme

[@crabboi6177]

New meme

[@noelleswift7249]

new meme

[@jacksondye2626]

Schlatt typing “hey” was easily the most terrifying thing I’ve seen all year.

[@malvafidler]

Hey.

[@Shootyshoot-ls3xj]

Hey.

[@adudewithafairlyinternetco9454]

Hey fellas.

[@Bbyurl]

Hey.

[@thatoneguy7024]

ANy time he says "Hey" you either have to expect disaster or prosperity

[@Eluvix]

Schlatts comerical is actually for a brand new video game called Five nights at the Vatican

[@iiiethan4651]

cool

[@ThatGuyCanmanNC]

Dude golden popey pazz pear im scared oh no

[@ninthcrusader2636]

The goal is to not get molested

[@ThatGuyCanmanNC]

Ninth Crusader or... is it? I think it goes in the other direction

[@cassini-9411]

Id play

[@AuroraIceFlame]

“You gotta be better, go faster, fuck harder” truly inspiring

[@generalkenobidaily4642]

If advertisers made commercials like this, I wouldn’t skip ads

[@yobaugst3369]

Oh no...

[@deathcall7779]

Absolutely agreed

[@Makrilli-]

Hello there

[@nothin1456]

Shhhhhhhh..utup

[@generalgrievous4494]

Obi wan kenobi general kenobi

[@rickastley885]

Schlatt's commercial was so viscerally terrifying I honestly think he'd be a good horror movie director

[@VinderTwelve]

It seemed like a phone guy esk instruction from fnaf lol

[@occasionalfan-content4771]

Genuinely better than most args

[@QuicklyFast]

@@VinderTwelve He streamed FNAF fairly recently, I think that's where he got the inspiration from

[@The_Lord_Egg]

@@VinderTwelve it's the night 4 call Schlatt wasn't going to advertise for the position, but when the Pope glowed red he knew his time was running thin That wasn't him in the discord chat

[@daciannation5847]

@@The_Lord_Egg the pope wants more.

[@mladen7641]

That's when everyone remembered that Junky, is in fact, an actor.

[@-_-murilo2865]

I never thought I would someday hear Gumball say "fuck harder"

[@murcanfrenchfry9721]

They were doomed from the start

[@edmardisla8492]

@@-_-murilo2865 *HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@jessiejamesandmeowthwobbuf4474]

Childhood completed

[@IntellectJk]

Lol true

[@jackseery1654]

whos reliving the great times we had with carson before the controversy

[@HxH149]

🤚

[@ryzen1169]

People are too soft

[@cyrusyoung9360]

I don't even know what the controversy is, cause I completely ignore drama and just keep enjoying watching the people I like to watch

[@yourmom283]

@@tmtmtg there’s not enough evidence to call it manipulation

[@tmtmtg]

@@yourmom283 kinda, but also he shouldnt have been doing it in the first place, idk

[@masondocken4028]

Jschlatt tomorrow: I can’t stop thinking about The Pope

[@yeetman8592]

Imagine that without context

[@theofficialjesusyoutubecha7304]

yeet man I haven’t seen the vid yet so I’m so confused

[@harrisonnance553]

the pope wouldn’t let you stop thinking about him. he would constantly remind you of his existence. he is t h e r e always.

[@MartHommes]

"My Pope can't be this cute"

[@151TheMew]

"Thinking about the pope"

[@spruceferret752]

Junky: **has amazingly shot clips, great voice acting and thought-out comedy** Mason: *hee hee hair dryer go vrrrrr*

[@CosyBee]

I agree, Mason was underappreciated

[@this_is_fine145]

Josh: w a l k w i t h m e

[@ai_hi5115]

Schlatt: ✞✞✞✞✞✞✟✟✟✟✟✟✟✟✟✟✟✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞✞

[@elikernaghan6511]

“Fuck harder” words that will echo through time...

[@juzzapm3252]

Thought out comedy: Turbkey Samdwich

[@adamrowan2618]

I love how Cocky Junky is after his commercial, "Any questions?"

[@serpentau8701]

Adam Rowan I mean it was the best

[@jittershq]

I feel like Gumball would do that

[@JustEkri]

I'd be cocky too if I made something as golden as that

[@TheHawkRules]

Yeah why did he say Big Ham when it’s a Turbkey Samdwich?

[@chwe_tokki]

@TheHawkRules ! because, *turbkey samdwich*

[@radiateddalek]

It’s all a bad dream... it’s all a bad dream... it’s all a bad dream...

[@thatreallycooluser9663]

It's all a bad dream

[@green_frogball1015]

?

[@smoshbob]

Its actually a speedrunner vs 4 hunters irl

[@jaydontomlins5361]

@@green_frogball1015 the allegations

[@green_frogball1015]

@@jaydontomlins5361 oh yes I know about those and how it’s mostly the girls fault but hey the female is being defended again

[@cold894]

Junky's commercial was an actual piece of art this man is AMAZING

[@bigchunges9071]

Has he posted it yet

[@chambrine]

its just classic editing, which he did a great job doing. But most people with basic knowledge of premier pro could do that

[@barackobamaasmr8006]

Cham-Br9 Peg I think you forget that he’s also super funny and an amazingly funny and great person. Did I mention he’s funny? Oh well he’s funny

[@bishopalexander6617]

@@chambrine but not anyone can afford premiere pro. Unless you can. Please buy me premiere pro please please please

[@CityxEscapistYT]

Big Chunges He just posted it publically.

[@nntbm]

why isn’t anyone talking about junky saying “it’s a computer mouse” about the ratsdropper that’s hilarious

[@DavidLIVE_]

Nah. I want an ad tier list

[@Captainunderbite]

Time stamp?

[@aussie_beef527]

no

[@wowzers8853]

r/notopbutok

[@alistairs3934]

Junky is lowkey funnier than any of the actual adults in this video

[@dagonet9725]

I don't like how schlatt says "ALMOST never moves" when talking about the pope

[@MoistBanana]

A L M O S T

[@HHH-yu2xp]

there is a very low chance the pope will move... but never zero

[@MrCrabFacts]

The pope is the new scp 173

[@image_not_uploaded]

hate to bring the bad news, but uh.. pretty sure scp-173 has breached containment

[@MoistBanana]

*O-O*

[@The_man_with_the_plan]

0:45 "Thank you for 3 million" Ouch...

[@gecttakhla4249]

Me: looks at subscriber count *2.59m subs* Yeah...

[@Hipster_Saturn]

Junkys was so good, it perfectly replicates every single modern commercial where you dont know what the hell theyre selling until the very end

[@ashtoneslit5929]

Car commercial be like: a car for the next 3 generations, the new subryu 78

[@maximus4375]

This is the worst with car commercials, it’s like a short skit until someone gets into a car at the very end and boom it’s a car ad

[@ashtoneslit5929]

@@maximus4375 exactly like what was the point of the last minute of family and friendship

[@wiffy]

@@maximus4375 the worst are dishsoap ads

[@fgmods]

Junky created an ACTUAL commercial

[@MiaMartinez]

Junky and Schlatt absolutely did not have to go that hard with their commercials but they DID

[@andriejeroi.delapena8462]

Well Junky H A S experience acting :^)

[@shelboney]

Junky definitely just got a bunch of high resolution clips it's not like he went out and captured all that. I can guarantee it took him no time to put it together. It's not like the editing was anything glorious or impressive, all he did was write a script but everyone did that.

[@JackO_OW]

itsShelbeh shut upppp

[@andriejeroi.delapena8462]

@@shelboney my guy/girl, junky still has experience acting tho, sure it was voice acting but it' still acting :^)

[@ウェクスティ]

True

[@nighter9093]

I still can’t get over how gumball is hanging with the lunch club.

[@soodless4159]

They all have middle school humor

[@LSGB22]

Fuckin.. lettuce

[@Studio-lz3mb]

Junky is the best.

[@sugoistalin7809]

Junky is honestly more mature than most of them, lets be honest.

[@kyotosghost]

i think junky wants to be associated as junky janker not gumball anymore. i feel like it’ll get to the point where people wouldn’t respect him as junky but as gumball

[@bigguy6570]

sad that the only comments now are gonna be about the controversy instead of just enjoying the content

[@alexanderhsu7893]

Ur contributing to that.

[@themustardman219]

@@alexanderhsu7893 May as well, it isn't gonna change anything.

[@mixi9478]

It’s going back to normal dont worry

[@Kevin-dq5in]

Thank god he’s back

[@gorillaslayer52]

ikr, people should screw off and enjoy the content without having to act all snowflake knowing carson had to take a break

[@seagull9580]

rip quackity, got his commercial samdwiched between junky's and schlatt's commercials

[@TOM-ro7rt]

His was the best

[@marianokaz1503]

bazinfa

[@quantumblauthor7300]

But was he the big ham, the cool cheese, or the fuckin' lettuce?

[@intoxicated5321]

@@quantumblauthor7300 The big ham

[@Cofel_-z]

I’m so sad that I’m the 999th like and not the 1000th

[@Jammi01]

When you go on the website celebrities but bald. And click Want more baldness it installed a zip file which has 5k photos of the rock

[@kastaawayy]

*Bruh*

[@Jumblehpumpkin]

*the plot thickens*

[@Tigergaming42.0]

-_-

[@aon_aon_aon]

It takes up 1.58gb of my storage

[@LeMeeps]

1.5 GB of R O C K

[@slipperykarma9784]

I like how everyone was talking about how little time they spent making their videos, and Junky was just silent.

[@ForzaMonkey]

he was busy eating a T U R B K E Y S A M D W I C H. don't blame him for the silence.

[@itrilachgar3742]

Fucking lettuce

[@idiotonline8787]

Big ham

[@despacitomandudetheiii6436]

cool cheese

[@soypagain]

🍎 Turbkey Samdwich

[@rew4778]

I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since this came out, and he’s finally back

[@fpgsmartz3954]

amen

[@mistasfavouritememory2966]

wait hes back????

[@fpgsmartz3954]

@@mistasfavouritememory2966 he made a new video

[@Ttegegg]

@@fpgsmartz3954 quite the year

[@fpgsmartz3954]

@@Ttegegg it has been

[@mr.spring1110]

Schlats advert was like the start of an ARG.

[@alexanderivanovichromanoff5992]

Poor

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

A schlatt RNG would be sick tho... maybe we'd finnaly discover what he did back in the 80s...

[@rinisafool]

Um Cara Normal num Planeta normal Maybe we’ll find out why they call him Swiss Army Knife

[@Tropical126]

Has anyone tried the number tho? There could be something in the audio.

[@AlessandroVellano1946]

@@Tropical126 its the visitor information center for st peters basilica lmao im from rome

[@AngiShyGuy]

Schlatt's commercial is the prologue to a horror game.

[@cheemscake8841]

Another fnaf bootleg

[@cheemscake8841]

Another fnaf bootleg

[@死肉]

Another fnaf bootleg

[@drawnoutrandom5953]

Another fnaf bootleg

[@AngiShyGuy]

Another fnaf bootleg

[@wisegoongala4305]

Junky's that one kid who actually did the school project

[@Ace-385]

Or the one that actually does the extra work the teacher says it's optional

[@JohnJohnson-jp1wj]

Where is that video please someone find it

[@Ace-385]

@@JohnJohnson-jp1wj I need Junky's, Quackity's and Jschlatt's as well for personal reasons

[@zaphtal]

I need the link to Junky's Commertial

[@bradymeehan951]

Why is this top comment

[@b00k_emdan-o]

I'm gonna miss carson very much. I miss lunch club and I'm gonna miss him.

[@beefstick3140]

I hope he comes back it sucks we will never see these guys together again

[@b00k_emdan-o]

@@beefstick3140 yeah but like what is he gonna do when he comes back? Carson is amazing with other people so it'll be very different

[@beefstick3140]

@@b00k_emdan-o I don't know what his first video back will be its so weird thinking of his content being different than this tho

[@mr.anonymous7793]

What happened

[@Ian_OV]

@@mr.anonymous7793 Some drama between Carson and a fan who was underage. And some people say Carson used his "power", which in my opinion is a stretch, to get close to this girl until they had intercourse and the girl acted like he built everything to get to her even though there is proof that she aproached him first.

[@jschlattLIVE]

please apply to the internship

[@OriozOnTop]

schaltt go on a date with carson to the rat warehouse

[@eddyishere2075]

No i wont schlatt

[@gl8ck]

Schlatt pog =pogschlatt

[@pain-yu2lt]

no :)

[@Yassmop]

I want to invest

[@darthkolby1047]

I like how jankys is astronomically better than everybody else’s.

[@TwocanToucan]

*laughs in schlatts commercial*

[@Sidnfjdkdndfbd]

No way, Jawsh had the best. I'll tell you some more, just walk with me 😂. But for real its a good one, they all were good, that one just had higher production qaulity.

[@darthkolby1047]

Turbkey samdwich is the best thing said from the holy mouth of junkyjanker. And fucking lettuce was really funny for some reason.

[@jjyy8289]

Absolutely! It was so good that it made the others funnier in comparison with something of such high production value. It's been a while since I've laughed that hard

[@jaridshumway5191]

Janky

[@ether_i572]

Schlatt’s commercial legitimately sounds like a dangerous SCP

[@surreal3659]

Oh shit here we go again!

[@insomaniac1796]

Rip scp

[@the.grand.oracle]

Five nights at Jschlatt's

[@mono.isgtds]

If no one prays in his presence before he turns red, you become paralysed in a prayer position and your perception of time is slowed.

[@aidanfrank24]

Schlatt is an scp

[@raahimuddin966]

im sad we cant see content like this from carson anymore (edit 2021 november 6th: OMG TY FOR ALL THE LIKES!! and carson is back now

[@ByngKiurfsrurr]

i know right

[@DeiDrei]

Just rewatch until the pain is gone

[@ByngKiurfsrurr]

@@DeiDrei i try but it never leaves

[@o3ovan]

@@ByngKiurfsrurr although the pain might still be there, and it can never be the same, maybe we can watch carson again someday..

[@ByngKiurfsrurr]

@@o3ovan i hope

[@sillybuffalo45]

Jawsh’s ad is genius because it makes you hate the concept of walking, making you want to buy a car.

[@jakiyoshm]

Exactly

[@lailaisaidit2223]

omg genius

[@java8619]

Playing 5d chess

[@natscott27]

Junky: wows everyone with a cinematic masterpiece Quackity: *YO IMMA TAKE UR KIDS*

[@randomyoutuber0976]

Carson isn’t even funny anymore

[@jjyy8289]

@@randomyoutuber0976 what are you even talking about?

[@Chalk....]

Random KZbinr097 tf you doin' here then?

[@Clarity_Control]

Random KZbinr097 Yeah, and your Fortnite Mobile stream far exceeds in quality over this..

[@randomyoutuber0976]

YoRHa that was in 2018 lol nice try little boy

[@edcuh2487]

Junky knows what's he's doing. He worked with cartoon network

[@rickrossstretchmarks]

*works* *G U M B A L L M 0 V I E*

[@jurassiccc17]

His commercial could have been a real gumball skit

[@anonymouscheesepie3768]

yeah junky had an unfair advantage, he actually has been on tv before. i still want that *tu r bk e y s am d w i ch* though

[@MiracleClover]

Quackity was right That was unfair

[@That_Lad]

Turbkey Samdwich

[@miked0611]

Lmao, Gumball’s section is about “the dream”

[@lansonp]

Aged like fine wine

[@rasin847]

i don't know Turbkey samdwich was good but Child remover was a really good pitch i think i'll be investing.

[@idkwtp9264]

I’m hungry I like turbkey samdwich

[@thedoctor1263]

I need the child remover

[@ketchuppacket4437]

It was good cuz Nicolas Cantu made it

[@Agentsierrabravo]

Child remover can also make a turbkey samdwich

[@awooga4326]

Quacking Stan

[@michaelpark672]

It was only on the second watch of jschlatt's ad that I noticed the bit about the toilet seat had nothing to do with anything else he said for the rest of the commercial

[@151TheMew]

The pope interrupted him and the pope NEVER gets ignored

[@LanHikari]

@@151TheMew of course. He is a good catholic boy after all

[@jonahv8545]

I feel like Schlatt has given himself nightmares

[@peterthirdandthebridges]

Your pfp makes me want to vomit while dying of laughter

[@jonahv8545]

Peter Third Music “epic”

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

epic pog

[@zaner5005]

You

[@FloridianFool]

The car salesman one feels like a bad SNL sketch but the main character is in a time loop, knows it, and does not want to tell the audience over fear of being erased

[@VibesOfChaos]

The fact that the pope "almost" never moves gives me nightmares.

[@FireballFlareblitz734]

You better start praying

[@Dragonexus]

Consider saying a prayer

[@Ztuffz]

Same

[@testcuzidkyes4427]

you better start prayyin *because the fuckin Pope’s comin*

[@abdelrahmanelkoussy9304]

Start praying or you will be his prey

[@bigpapijose860]

Plot twist: The reason Josh kept walking was because he was trying to escape the clutches of the pope behind the camera

[@xmaster6576]

Walk with me

[@peeuhknees]

so that’s what he was looking at

[@wolfwest327]

thats who he was talking to off camera

[@scave6131]

And the pope was trying to kill him using a turbkey samdwich

[@danielcastillo921]

Junky said “Big Ham,” then later revealed the “Turbkey Samdwich.” Something doesnt feel right here

[@sebastianjohnson119]

FUCKIN LETTUCE

[@doldldldldlldlslsaaamamma5762]

Turbkey and big ham samdwich

[@duncantalksalot]

Turbkey ham

[@seanw1186]

Welcome to tesco

[@RealtorCardozo]

No

[@WarOfTheTorky]

God... i miss these days. Even if it was just a few years ago, so much has happened. Thanks, Carson. For entertaining me.

[@randomweirdo2232]

Carson: sells rats Nick: sells a stick Ted: sells physical spyware Josh: sells cars with a weird aura to them Junky: sells a samdwich Quackity: sells murdering kids Schlatt: he wants to leave the pope but he can’t be unsupervised

[@Traiyuu]

Kid Remover

[@saint_gales]

you forgot mason

[@paulgering7703]

*turbkey samdwich

[@YoshiFan15_256]

Mason: Just sells ICE.

[@borger7171]

@@YoshiFan15_256 no, its the exact opposite of that

[@adaanramirez6260]

My humor is on point,. I laughed at Junky saying “Turbkey Samdwich” for a good 5 minutes.

[@alexsolis9567]

I spent a good 15 minutes laughing at the Arnold voice and then the car clip

[@chilliadistudios]

I was laughing for 3 or so minutes crying about DrenLoren Ipsum

[@Heebie-Deebies]

Nick: sells a stick Jawsh: sells walking Ted: sells Chinese Spyware

[@typicalbruh1510]

Junky: TURBKEY SAMDWICH

[@Moctezuma92]

Schlatt: the most dangerous job

[@amgoose3493]

T U R B K E Y S A M D W I T C H

[@totalorganfailuregaming3252]

Schlatt: a death trap made by... The pope?

[@uqke4742]

band kid

[@Jdwzl]

Who's here after Jschlatt released his advert on his channel?

[@JaviaMusic]

Tis i

[@orikku]

Ye

[@bonjavi2724]

Carson's intro translated: My friends, fathers, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, spannish. *Ted joins* I'm the bathroom, my friend Ted Nivizon.....HELLO. Yes buddy, point.

[@thesalamilids]

j4ckE i feel like he meant puta

[@chestre]

I think Janky thought Carson said "puta" and Janky only realized that Carson said "Punta" after he said "Don't say that" sorry for the bad english

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

YU BO VH-

[@itsdomtoo]

si amigo, punta

[@I_Mark_Mills]

Junkies ad was EASILY the best one. Best editing, best acting, and best humour. Nearly pissed myself laughing at the end

[@sorrowsmemes.mp4]

Turbkey samdwich

[@buna-gf8ku]

i like the car one

[@water_wolfy3676]

That’s just two ladybugs fucking

[@Prometheonlol]

I started crying

[@nickmccack]

I have to disagree but his is good Walk with me

[@nuggetvonmattenhorn7216]

“My friends, parents, yes yes no no Spanish. I am a bathroom. Ted nivison. Yes friend. Tip.” That’s a very basic translation of Carson’s Spanish at the beginning

[@jackpacito]

Omg Carson said the bad word

[@ObscureClaw]

Punta doesn't mean point, it means bitch

[@jackpacito]

Benny puta means bitch, pu*n*ta means point

[@silicato2533]

btw, point is "punto" while "punta" means tip, as the tip of your fingers

[@gnomebliterator4129]

Cow I just graduated Spanish class 2 years early.

[@cabba_5950]

my favourite part was where the guy said turbkey samdwich then beat up dream

[@TheTeleporter101]

Now that Junky isn’t tied to Cartoon Network he’s able to be his full self and he’s fucking hilarious XD

[@ghyfariramadhan5813]

The contract is over?

[@TheTeleporter101]

Ghyfari Ramadhan pretty sure... if CN saw this video they would probs drop him...

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

@@TheTeleporter101 Because of... Turbkey Samdwich?

[@Sidnfjdkdndfbd]

@@ghyfariramadhan5813 Hes doing a Walking Dead spin off, also I think Gumball ended already.

[@SmileBullet]

BEV!N gumball ended a little bit ago, yeah

[@bingoccolon]

everyone: BRO WHY DO WE ONLY GET FOUR DAYS TO DO IT also everyone: *_does it in 20 minutes_*

[@vibevizier6512]

I feel like Junky's took a LITTLE bit longer than 20 minutes, tbh.

[@idkwtp9264]

@@vibevizier6512 mason is the o key one that took 20 minutes

[@bingoccolon]

@@polcyon amiriiiiiight fellas

[@HomelessSoldierMan]

@@vibevizier6512 I mean, it's just a matter of compiling the stock videos

[@suhziiro]

@@vibevizier6512 your right. 21 minutes

[@webzter2661]

Nick: The guy who's inspired from every little thing. Ted: The copycat. Mason: The emotionless seller who actually has a decent product. Jawsh: The guy bursting with emotion but doesn't have any product. Carson: Literally just advertising a website I'm willing to bet he made in high school. Quackity: Just hates children. Junky: The person who put too much work into advertising his product. Schlatt: *Actual terror*

[@amthrow7698]

Ah yes melting ice with a hair dryer the most decent product

[@elainad6728]

Jawshs in a nutshell: 13:43

[@webzter2661]

@@amthrow7698 I mean it was pretty much the only advertisement that actually worked

[@tipmanor3489]

Ted had a genius idea

[@b0NNb0NN]

nah Schlatts add is just found footage

[@fruity_tooty1412]

No matter how much time has passed, his old videos are always a banger.

[@doyouhaveanyregrets]

Okay but quackity’s commercial is underrated. Arnold’s “be right back” had my dying

[@mocha.mp3]

Arnold’s whole bit was hilarious as hell

[@ventusleone]

That bit literally had be crying with laughter

[@liamis2kool]

“I hate children! So mach!”

[@brucereimers8095]

Beet

[@joshbutler9496]

On god had my dying two

[@Gandalf.]

on the celebritiesbutbald website there is a download link at the bottom that downloads a 1.5 gigabyte zip folder that took me 6 hours to download only for me to realize that it is a picture of dwayne johnson that has been stretched titled "dwaynewide" as well as 5359 copies of said image and nothing else.

[@inksir7522]

you're a true hero, good sir.

[@socksdude291]

The Dwayne virus

[@carebear2707]

It took you 6 hours to download 1.5GB? Where tf do you live? Peru?

[@shtrausberg1597]

@@carebear2707 usa

[@tessamarie_1715]

@@carebear2707 😂😂😂

[@nsane9998]

Imagine a horror game based off of the cardboard pope. Each light color has different effects, and you always have to watch him. White: You must pray. Blue: You start to sob uncontrollably if you view him directly, and must watch him in a mirror. Yellow: If you show any emotion, he approaches you and ages you rapidly. (Especially dangerous if you failed the blue light) Green: Something unnatural is hidden nearby, and you must find and burn it within a minute. Orange: Hide, but still watch him. Red: He approaches you slowly while being watched, and sprints when you aren't watching. You must keep your eyes on him while backing away, trying not to corner yourself. No lights: End game event where you have to navigate to an exit while avoiding any light sources. (Lights may flicker off and on, or appear where there were none before).

[@ToenVu]

If you clicked the link then you know what’s coming

[@Kin-bd2vd]

Colour

[@Jazker_da_thief]

S C P SUPER COCKY POPE

[@image_not_uploaded]

the phone number could be a part of it too. maybe some sort of thing to buy you time, distracting the pope for a couple seconds (with the ringing sound) while you try to get as far away whilst still watching him. or maybe calling the number would offer you help from someone, if you forget what you’re supposed to do in a certain colour (a system of hints from the speaker). or who knows, it could worsen the whole situation somehow because let’s be honest here- you’re fucked either way in the game.

[@nsane9998]

@@image_not_uploaded I like that, I'd imagine the phone is always a gamble.

[@ajjtv6896]

Dude Schlatt standing there with the ominous noise makes everything so terrifying

[@JoeMama-lg4qh]

Schlatts ad is like a genuine pshycological horror skit.

[@KustomiseT]

I was horrified

[@NDM2024]

ARG moment

[@scirvy]

Seems like a typical r/nosleep story lmao

[@Lichen8404]

Best part is it works.

[@Theothersheppard]

Joe, help us watch the pope

[@dannydevito400]

Currently awaiting Jschlatt Five Nights With the Pope fan game.

[@cold894]

Now THAT is something that I would invest in

[@karfek]

can do :)

[@Im_a_tornado_44]

Well i too hope someone will make horror game out of this

[@Im_a_tornado_44]

@@karfek oooooh i beg you (but i can't sponsor it 'cuz i dont have money right now)

[@karfek]

@@Im_a_tornado_44 i didnt say that you have to sponosor me lol. i'm thinking of doing it in my free time

[@mr.barackobamareal]

Notice how schlatt said “the pope *almost* never moves”

[@vihaan3973]

*almost*

[@Comoghwin102]

Thanks for pointing that out Mr. President.

[@Bighomie39]

Every night, he moves 10 feet in any direction he so chooses. He seems to aim for any path outside. If he escapes containment, the sky's lights shall change, and all humanity will face final judgment as the sky goes red.

[@vihaan3973]

@@Bighomie39 the pope as he moves in some direction reads native American. The sky goes red and humanity was about to face herobrine. As humanity runs for the sake of their lives the pope never lets them. The event named the "The Pope Fucks Up Everyone" happns every decade. The 2020 event is about to happen ,the Pope shall be revived........

[@guyfieri4017]

I love you Obama

[@puppetmaster4357]

I wish the recent controversy never actually happened because now content like like this will never happen, and I want this exact type of content carson

[@clownman2594]

Schlatt has made something so terrifying it’s incomprehensible.

[@beachai3171]

that's schlatt for you

[@schwuischwui]

Patrick Ausby *his* can’t, p o p e ‘ s lights can.

[@Sportmanteau]

The fact that the number Schlatt plugged picked up to heavy breathing made it so much more horrific

[@gamingminecraft2898]

it's a shame he took the ad down i had that link as a bookmark to really terrify me

[@Iangussey]

schlatt made a fuckin scp

[@shminguskringus]

Schlatt’s commercial was the most terrified I’ve been in months. He does horror really well.

[@frackingfluidinjection]

The fucking vatican

[@Trustytom62]

I can’t stop watching this. Junkey absolutely BODYING everyone else is always going to make me laugh.

[@MicrowaveGoesMMMM]

But what about schlatt, he had the best selling price, product and quantity Idk the price, the product is the fucking pope dude and 1 of them

[@jonahm3121]

I disagree. Mason by far had the best commercial

[@MicrowaveGoesMMMM]

but the pope dude

[@RealGeorgeWashingtonFr]

Ashley Dawson I agree junky just copy and pasted a different ad and only put his voice over it, but Schlatt’s ad is a piece of art.

[@imvictorhugs]

True, Schlatt put more work considering he had to do visual acting instead of Junky And Schlatt’s video had an eerie ambience while Junky's had a dramatic style

[@JJunkAFunk]

Carson should get that internship now that the channel won’t make him any more money.

[@tallflipkick]

Schlatt: "He almost never moves." Me: "ALMOST?"

[@cayden5257]

Only when hes red

[@benjaminli188]

I mean he's alive, he must move every once in a while.

[@bubbah848]

Yeah, I mean, how do you think he sacrifices a gallon of blood?

[@wetod4794]

he has to piss

[@barackobama6858]

Only when there is a child he sees

[@quantumblauthor7300]

I love how Schlatt's is so heavy that it makes you completely forget that he started it by talking about his toilet seat

[@JessJess347]

Fr

[@mynametrav]

Junky is such an actor, it’s unironically amazing. Like he made me invested in two ladybugs going at it and a turkey sandwich

[@smp0333]

Turbkey Samdwich*

[@Deicide777]

Sophia Prost I was gonna say that

[@cassp7191]

He's literally a professional actor it's not surprising

[@scottmov]

Yeah he literally is the gumball voice actor

[@Pumpkal]

uM, DiD yOu KnOw tHaT hE aCkShUalLy *iS* aN aCtOr?!

[@PomadaGaming]

Can’t believe this is 3 years old already. Passed like it was last year. Such a classic vid

[@PomadaGaming]

1:36 yeah this is still hilarious

[@potatosurfs]

Junky’s was insane “That’s just two ladybug fkin” “This cars goin fast” “Fkin lettuce” “TURBKEY SAMDWICH”

[@n_o_n_t_u]

Fun fact: Junky is one of the voice actors for Gumball

[@jridsy]

@@n_o_n_t_u wow that's so epic they should do a minecraft video where they write an episode of gumball with him

[@digitalredux01]

"This cars goin fast" caught me so off guard

[@digitalredux01]

@@jonahlopez6218 r/wooosh?

[@ForzaMonkey]

@@digitalredux01 wasn't really a joke, just a fun fact. so could you validly wooosh him for that? idk. also, go buy a TURBKEY SAMDWICH.

[@kanyeeast6719]

Schlatt is probably the only person that could make the pope have such a threatening aura

[@jaybat4634]

Ask the children what they think about the pope’s threatening aura

[@Mmmmmmmmmmmac]

His video reminded me of when scp articles genuinely terrified me

[@grapes5672]

@@Mmmmmmmmmmmac Subvert expectations. Make your object _look_ non-threatening. For example: Candy. Sweets. We all love 'em. Lemme paint the scene. You and 6 other friends of yours go to the candy shop. You find out that a new batch of gobstoppers just dropped in, so you all decide to buy some. The man at the counter goes into the back to restock some shelves. Now, being the adolecents that you are, you all immediately eat them up. It begins. You feel a tingling in your neck. It gets worse extremely quick. It starts you feel like a million different things are crawling around in your neck. Then the pain starts. You start coughing up blood, and notice something among it. An... An insect. Squirming. They're eating you. You scream while you're still able. The cicadas are about done *_converting_* you. You and your friends are all dead, eaten, by the time the guy at the counter comes back. SCP-1517. Just a bunch of gobstoppers.

[@AuroraRainUwU]

this is amusing to read before youve seen thew whole video

[@conman940]

apple.

[@burntmcnugget]

The most terrifying thing about schlatt’s commercial is his mutton chops

[@johnstrader4606]

yeeah

[@tchackdaw]

gotta love the mutton chops man

[@DJALo_music]

Dude, call me Carson content is the only thing that makes me laugh out loud legitimately today. I miss them

[@lordmarshal3799]

Schlatt's commercial is so cursed and holy at the same time.

[@SizzlingSausag3]

Seems like a spin off of FNAF let’s call it Five Nights at Schlatt’s

[@dragocatsura4802]

it's BLURSED... you said holy tho so it doesnt really fit but shhhhh blessed + cursed = blursed

[@Thomas-sg4iz]

You know for a fact that his pope cut out will now change colors while schlatt records

[@glctcthnkr8059]

Ivan Ramirez I smell a copied comment (jk I don’t really care)

[@moneygrabber6720]

You are trying to say blursed

[@jarbackk447]

Jesus Christ i called the number and I heard a woman’s scream. Bet she didn’t say the prayer

[@Maxolotl7]

Oh God

[@okthen1256]

w h a t

[@bruhpopoppoop2759]

The number

[@spicychipgaming2080]

I mean that what she gets

[@bonkmeabeab3563]

Did you hear a red Pope? What color Pope did you hear

[@squanch5094]

Anyone else notice that carson put “tortimer island - earthbound” when the song played was being friends remix from SSBU and that tortimer island is from animal crossing

[@sirrostaopoulos]

yes

[@AliKhan-pv3oc]

yes

[@r.j.tammaro8383]

Ngl the Magicant remix is probably one of the best tracks in the game

[@ChadKimberly01]

Pretty smart if ya ask me.

[@chaz8230]

Yes

[@c.nroadconstruction9963]

16:19 I went full screen and I thought my Ipad died XDD

[@jamzee_]

I hope you know, that is actually a Vatican number... Schlatt legit made them call the actual Vatican. Mad lad

[@thelordofgames8849]

millions of people are just now calling the Vatican number and down or up in the comments i read someone just call the phone and they heard woman screaming

[@masonhills3545]

@@thelordofgames8849 They didn't answer me, I wanted to hear some wierd shit

[@gen2777]

@@thelordofgames8849 thats fucking scary

[@mollyreade5310]

@WreK Tang1e Its a number to order tickets for Papal Mass at St Peter's Basilica, so quite literally to watch the pope lmao

[@orangejuice871]

But why didnt they answer?

[@joughnut496]

I have officially heard gumball saying, “that’s just two lady bugs f***ing”

[@thievinglittlegoblin404]

And it is absolutely transcending to hear

[@Spartan-jk9tl]

Yeh

[@rustbucket7484]

The whole ad was so powerful it could yeet god himself around the earth with a slap

[@Mr_Original]

F*cking lettuce!

[@IdiotGoggles]

Another funny thing about Ted’s commercial is, that is not a rat that is a dwarf hamster

[@logansnow8945]

Nerd rat

[@loafuscranbrry8488]

Now THAT is spite! 🤣

[@pungsmisk8814]

thats really funny

[@er4692]

no itsa a fukin boinic robot

[@Livia-T]

brilliant isn’t it?

[@Zadamouse]

"thank you for 3 million" is very unfortunate

[@hyl0s.]

The gates to hell: Josh: walk with me

[@LOU-oo9zx]

I’m selling cars

[@blu_is_a_name866]

Josh is the Virgil to my Dante owo

[@konpeitojellie]

I DONT WANNA KEEP WALKING I JUST WANT A CAR

[@barackobama1381]

PLEASE I HAVENT EATEN IN DAYS LET ME REST

[@Patchwork05]

The music on schlatts commercial, timed with the thud and raise of schlatts voice, as the pope turns red, feels very intense and moving

[@jaron7817]

i wanna know what music he used

[@garfd]

@@jaron7817 any luck?

[@jaron7817]

@@garfd sadly no, there's probably some tool out there or smth that id's music tho I haven't found it

[@garfd]

@@jaron7817 ok so apparently its just a slowed down version of the music at the start, and a little bit of distortion added. im now on the hunt for the song he used at the start, sounds like animal crossing or something and it falls in line with the music he uses alot in videos.

[@jaron7817]

@@garfd damn, ty for the help. I'm looking for that song now too.

[@BabyCocoMan]

Shlatt’s commercial was so good yet so terrifying.

[@spaghetti_salad]

i actually got scared watching it

[@ivancrisp7951]

@Nick Thornberry Valdivia what happened?

[@ivancrisp7951]

@Nick Thornberry Valdivia i am unable to bear the weight of such a mighty task. i will need time to prove myself as worthy to receive such a blessing as you have received

[@bread8507]

@Nick Thornberry Valdivia ooo

[@ivancrisp7951]

@RYLE SALUNGA "and to tell you a" I speak Latin (casual flex) and google translate doesn't get it. May i be enlightened as to what it means?

[@kabenno]

everyone, enjoy our old home while we can i’ll miss this place

[@chromadeline578]

I like how Junky is just part of Carson’s gang now.

[@commanderz4329]

He’s a great addition

[@jamesmcdonald7515]

Carson’s goons

[@striderfairchild8647]

He clearly likes it.

[@Bozo939]

He clearly likes it

[@sixbytes6362]

He clearly likes it

[@melondeez]

Everyone is sleeping on Mason’s commercial that shit had me dying

[@theodenking169]

The monster trucks was pretty genius

[@michelleobamafootcream9292]

oh no are you okay

[@jmiddleton7518]

Are you alive still?

[@carbcaek]

guys, i think he's dead already

[@iGuy7777]

that shit had me drying

[@JaxontheOkay]

"He *almost* never moves" is strangely the creepiest part for me he moves often enough that it's necessary to keep watch over him

[@drousypoet6741]

_almost_

[@LaverneMarella]

*almost*

[@darknightmc5637]

What makes schlatt’s the best is that he can’t make it to the call because he’s watching the Pope.