Meet the Heavy Heavy Heavy

You would later ask the Medic, "Why"? He would respond, "Why not?"
I'm entitled to at least a single Meet the Heavy parody before I do something worthwhile.

[@pebble6087]

i want a haloween hat that makes heavy have 3 heads

[@Salvguard]

But how would it be named? Cerberus? Not original enough. Cermisha? Three-Headed Beast? The Triple-Hunger? There's nothing really clever that fits.

[@LuaNub]

The Triple Thinker?

[@pebble6087]

Triple Trouble thats all im saying

[@piffpaff6603]

три 3 in russian

[@TommyTucker091]

They should either call it "We can count to 3" or "Heavy 3 Confirmed"

[@whinok3467]

"Meet the Wither"

[@adawnicusautocon]

Meet the Wither Heavy 😉

[@malgouser1827]

Lol

[@rice4823]

69

[@ettzcah4610]

That’s a heavy wither lol

[@betagear9798]

When he is buried people will dig him up in like 30 years to say OMG the real withe

[@Bug0221]

I expected them to go "This is my weapon" "No! mine!" "No! it's mine!" "Mine!"

[@Hangman-yq5uh]

Communism my guy

[@anderkrume564]

Oh hi hitmon

[@IIThatOneGuyYTII]

What is up Hitmon, remember me?

[@vowoxel]

He is russian... He'd probably say "We are Heavy Heavy Heavy. And THIS is our weapon."

[@GabrielMoura-gt9jb]

OUR WEAPON

[@christinahamilton7676]

"I am Heavy" "Heavy" "HEAVY! :D"

[@ratte7640]

Lol

[@spygaming9483]

*aNd ThIs Is My WeApOn*

[@trollsing]

*She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200-dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute* *She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200-dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute* *She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200-dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute*

[@theredspy9331]

@@trollsing It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds.

[@redmask1252]

*laughter* Omg who touched Sasha?

[@warpey5632]

Sniper: Boom! Headshot. Heavy heavy -heavy:- _Oh no! Anyways._

[@muffinmann8836]

lol

[@cobbington773]

Underrated comment

[@zinxler7631]

Heavy heavy heavy: Grows back the other head

[@nickkayfabe6147]

@@zinxler7631 make that 2 more heads, he is now heavy heavy heavy heavy hydra

[@04killer07]

So I started blasting

[@pkthunder3449]

Meet the Heady.

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

...Lamarr.

[@pkthunder3449]

prospectus Its your frickin head humper!

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

Virex You're just not an animal person!

[@pkthunder3449]

prospectus Now ya lost me.

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

Virex :C

[@X-SPONGED]

All Heavies : "and this is my weapon" *Our Weapon *Soviet anthem plays*

[@thegoodplaguedoctor187]

A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet union

[@tdthedestroyer1232]

@@thegoodplaguedoctor187 LMAO

[@Bushman_701]

WHO TOUCHED OUR GUN

[@perhapsawhitemale8144]

And it makes sense. He’s Russian.

[@tdthedestroyer1232]

@@perhapsawhitemale8144 yep

[@tragiclifeform347]

That one scene from Monty Python and The Holy Grail like:

[@gabr1elawesome]

I love how when middle heavy realizes Sasha has been touched, the other heavys were just lookin at other stuff, then they were all like "huh? Oh shit"

[@breadbug6101]

It also isn’t the middle head who says “What?” like in the original video; it’s the left head of the H3avy that says that

[@laughingstock2539]

If you look closely the right one just looks around nervously like he’s about to be exposed

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

I love it.

[@laughingstock2539]

3 minds, 1 brains, in heavy heavy heavy’s mind, he’s thinking “was shit I’m discoveredl

[@echo5206]

*Oh my god...who touch Sasha?! WHO TOUCH MY GUN!*

[@thatbacon4104]

Pros: Mic Spam Cons: Sniper's Free Headshots

[@krustykrabemployeepatricks3709]

That Bacon But the other heads can look out for Snipers.

[@iceypumpkinhead]

All 3 heads: SANDVICH×300

[@BabzaiWWP]

you cut off one head and two take it's place

[@silvadic2207]

Is the Heavy also a hydra... or is the sandvich now godly for him...?

[@Shaymin00000]

Heavy of Hades: +Can use consumable items 3x faster +Wearer can survive 2 headshots -Replaces melee Not sure what you'd add to balance it out. Melee isn't the most valuable thing ever, and having it occupy the secondary slot would barely make it worth equipping if there's no snipers. Maybe it could have some system where your max health drops when you lose a head or something.

[@zimikhraje3651]

Heavy after a holiday in Chernobyl:

[@veernsterlegacy]

LMAO

[@RomanianGordonFreeman]

He found 2 new pals in Chernobyl

[@aidanverdon84]

0:10 ngl his voice is giving me chills

[@That_one_Greek_guy]

This is some attack on three headed titan sh## (plot twist the titan is the hydra)

[@_PRISM_]

*A N D T H I S I S M Y W E A P O N*

[@samtinkle9076]

*A N D T H I S I S L E G I O N*

[@mastertang4200]

0:33 OH THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE

[@malibogic997]

*S H E W E I G H T S 1 5 0 K I L O G R A M S A N D F I R E S* (...)

[@pieguy6992]

and and and this this this is is is my my my weapon weapon weapon

[@theternal]

*O U R W ~EA~ P O N*

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

its a lot harder to outsmart him now

[@tf3confirmedbuthv54]

Kirbyfreak YT damn this comment killed me

[@kirbyfreakyt4695]

@@tf3confirmedbuthv54 He has triple the brain size.

[@ulfricstormcloak3657]

@@kirbyfreakyt4695 Triple of zero is still zero

[@GrayCatTheMemeMachine]

@@ulfricstormcloak3657 Heavy Is Actually Pretty Smart, So Tripple The Brain Power Would Be Terrifying

[@Dispencerhere]

@@ulfricstormcloak3657 he still able to look 360 degrees around

[@silversteele7278]

I like how three of Heavy's head's have their own unique personality

[@sirfrancis8732]

Even nine years later, this video lives in my head rent-free

[@alial3437]

3 heads in one head.

[@TheMrMayo]

11 years later and I never thought I'd see this meme again. Good old days.

[@Wow-xi3xz]

My survival minecraft world with several years of progress:exists The wither my friend just summoned: 1:01

[@guaperryz596]

If the wither had a machine gun, we'd be fucked

[@kirb4989]

It kinda explains how it just deja vus any block that isn't obsidian

[@crlyfryz8049]

Thank you for giving me that image of a Wither with a machine gun

[@guaperryz596]

@@crlyfryz8049 yeah you're welcome

[@Tegrius88]

CRY SOME MOOORE

[@teddybot1152]

i love how he animates it so that each heavy feels like a seperate being you gotta admire it

[@creashaksorgazine2788]

70 likes nice

[@teddybot1152]

Praise the mother land

[@lince1764]

THAT MAKES EVERYTHING WORSE THIS IS CURSED

[@teddybot1152]

Wow thanks for the 200 likes

[@Moonlitnights073]

I am the hopeful one. I am the joyous one. I am the angry one.

[@GAMER-RANGER]

1:08 CCCRRRYYY SSSOOOMMMEEE MMMOOORRREEE!!!

[@JustinCage56]

Okay, when they all said "cry some more together", that was pretty badass

[@hindenpeter1]

Heavy after the chernobyl incident

[@RyltyLis]

Underrated comment here 😂 Mutation

[@panquetoxico9148]

Bruh...

[@hindenpeter1]

@@panquetoxico9148 what?

[@phoenixjamirazucena5672]

fun fact that he is russian and ukraine is neaby to the russian borders

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

I think medic did too many experiments on him

[@memzboi9520]

Meet the heavy’s: The lookout heavy The serious heavy And the happy heavy New edit: i have not checked my comment in three months and the amount of likes i see i appreciate it

[@arandominternetman5032]

sooooooo..... King Gidorah in a nutshell?

[@scarft.]

Backup, man with the plan, moral support

[@kainaron1153]

Think this guy is dead?

[@h.e482]

*Happy hoovy

[@ryzech4168]

and the clinically depressed heavy

[@norvegicus]

I love that they all talk in sync when talking about the gun

[@Bean0cean]

"OOH THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE!"

[@triggeryt5068]

Me *clicks windows but doesn’t open* Me: *clicks more* Windows:

[@engineergaming605]

Very very very very underrated

[@nkfurlough]

Very very very very very underrated

[@ItalianCat1]

Very very very very very very underrated

[@beopol2374]

Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Underrated

[@sandwichdemilanesafacha6988]

Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very Very very 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[@oasis9009]

Sniper: (Shoots middle head) Left head: (Eats Sandvich) Sniper: What the bloody hell... Middle head: (Grows back) Heavy Heavy Heavy: (Turns to look at Sniper)

[@herrschadenfreude4833]

Truely terrifying.

[@denyhaguilar679]

Sniper: (Chuckles) Im in danger!

[@JohnSmith-ex8iw]

I think his mate saw me. Yeah, yeah, he definently saw me.

[@herrschadenfreude4833]

@@JohnSmith-ex8iw Forgot the part where the HeavyHeavyHeavy spits out the bullet sniper shot him with inbetween me and yeah.

[@DinosaurToothbrush_NinjaSauce]

Sniper: Ah, piss...

[@matheusbarbosa999]

one thing they all agree: "SANDWICH MAKES US STROOONG"

[@hobomike6935]

each one does a single bite of the sandvich so they go "nom" "nom" "nom" and then in unsion "AAAH, SO FILLING! HUOH HAH HAH!"

[@destroyerdestroy8970]

Main Head: Some people think they can outsmart me 2nd Head: Maybe... 3rd head: Maybe... Next time do it like this

[@TheCommanderCrapper]

*who touched my gun?* *who touched my gun?* *who touched my gun?* Genius Genius Genius

[@adispenser5005]

Who touched our gun?

[@speedfan05]

COMMUNISM.

[@arbetor12]

I fear no man but that thing... it scares me

[@nitrogiver2564]

Heavy!

[@Patrickmayonaiseinstrument]

Everyone fears 0:06

[@mastertang4200]

I fear no crits.... But that Auto Balance.. It scares me....

[@optimusgaming8629]

Even Pyro because of the mic spam

[@bigmack5163]

You are baby

[@shorenadarcmelidze7199]

I like how every heavy is different but when it comes to the GUN,they are all synchronized

[@tomsmurf4225]

I love the detail of him holding 3 bullets instead of just 1

[@homeschoolhd596]

“I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet” **shows three bullets** So smart

[@Demotivational_Monarch]

69 likes Here ya go

[@ardabaki4597]

I didnt even realize it until you commented

[@homeschoolhd596]

Heartless is right, why doesn’t he have 3 Sasha’s?

[@kurtcommunistform2ndphase81]

@@homeschoolhd596 it's triple heads in a body not 3 bodies connected to each other , they only have 2 arms they can't hold more Sashas since one is use for holding while the other is used for firing

[@pigeonoverlord9433]

Therapist: Wither Heavy isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Wither Heavy: *WHO TOUCH MY GUN?*

[@Cegorach-The-Clown]

pot p you legit forfeited your life privileges

[@cay7809]

pot p shoots with my M4A1 and M16A3

[@CD81703]

Blue scout has touched heavy gun!!!

[@CD81703]

@pot p Impossible!!!

[@zjrs2ndchannelpreviewsshor753]

HEAVY-DORAH HEAVY OF THE HEAVIES

[@ThatOnePaperBag]

Wow! I love the slightly different emotions and voice lines from each of the different heads! Amazing work!

[@roseFairy601]

I like how every head does it own things ( as in they don’t always talk at the same time or look at the same direction) it show how much effort you put into it

[@finalshade8592]

Sniper's wet dream. So many heads to click on.

[@war10zx98]

@Zunlite he's a masochist, he will be fine

[@lorddinkles8672]

What if only one has a hitbox...

[@kiloklavdi1185]

@@lorddinkles8672 so it's like Hydra? Only one true head?

[@icegod4849]

@@kiloklavdi1185 Sick idea!

[@MrGuy__]

the twist? 900 health

[@zarlsalamandersspacemarine302]

That's scary but it be worse if he had 900 health

[@TheRealTakaoAoki]

Odin Knowledge Seeker it does

[@zarlsalamandersspacemarine302]

Nooooooooooooooo

[@pamir2593]

900 health is not a big deal if you re soldier >:D

[@michaelfriesen2820]

That would be nightmare fuel. Three heads, and you will have to shoot all of them and the main one to get rid of this abomination. OR... YOU CAN LAY A SANDVICH DOWN AS BAIT (it is a jarate jar disguised as a sandvich) WITH A HIDDEN STICKY BOMB INSIDE IT, WAIT FOR THE HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY TO EAT IT AND MALFUNCTION AND THEN RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

[@RizLazey]

Odin Knowledge Seeker 300 = 1 head 1x3 = 3×300 = 900 heavy gets 150 hp if overhealed so 900+150 = 1050 hp and this heavy can even survive a freaking telefrag, since telefrag do 1000 damage so it would be 1050-1000 = 50 health remains (if overhealed, cannot survive telefrag at normal health which is 900)

[@alyssacarrero5065]

They spent hours preparing for this and trying to synch their lines. They cannot be outsmarted now.

[@vadermaster6067]

That triple “Cry some more” sounds so bad ass and intimidating

[@sunstriker1113]

Therapist: Ghidorah Heavy isn’t real. Ghidorah Heavy cannot hurt you. Ghidorah Heavy:

[@crustaceanking3293]

*Wither Heavy

[@WildDragonSong]

Oof, I was gonna refer to it as "Ghidorah in a nutshell"

[@gillettjames6]

And one of them is name Kevin!

[@alchemist2461]

these kids never heard of Cerberus aren't they

[@WildDragonSong]

@@alchemist2461 I have. He's Hades' three-headed doggo of the underworld, son of Typhon, the Father of Monsters.

[@thepainthasdried83]

0:57 the three quiet kids in the back when they lose in Kahoot

[@fullzatochi2053]

Just a normal day in America

[@FlareDrafox]

*All the other kids with their pumped up kicks...*

[@estrogenoverdose]

You better run, better run, outrun my gun

[@KlassicScorpion-]

this comment killed me

[@majungasaurus6814]

@@KlassicScorpion- like how the quiet kids did

[@aannoyingcaat]

I love how you can actually see them acting independently from each other in some ways, even just where they are looking. Makes it a lot nicer to see attention to detail

[@thatisnotachannel3542]

This was made 11 years ago??? That's sick! The quality, the split personalities and their iconic line sync is incredible!

[@dioxide39]

Triple Headed Russian [+] +600HP [+] Looks creepy and amazing [-] Can easily be headshotted by snipers

[@bogusmetz]

OohSorry 900 hp 1200 hp when overhealed [+] The use of any voice command creates a supersonic wave which shatters glass and vibrates any liquid in sight which includes blood. In a short term the use of any voice command will make every single player vibrate violently in an area which will stun them and the stun expires when they explode

[@dioxide39]

@@bogusmetz hahah.

[@bogusmetz]

arbiter11171 6 times boy where did you learn to do math?

[@tf3confirmedbuthv54]

Bogus Metz he said + 600hp, heavy is normally at 300hp, so 600hp+300hp=900

[@javidmirza4584]

You need 3 headshots to kill him fully

[@IDKWTCTball]

"We fear no man.. but that thing, it's scares us"

[@gridthexenomorph3658]

WE *cues russian anthem that says god searches pornhub*

[@izbacks4860]

**USSR Intensifies**

[@anomalycenter1197]

WE

[@guessingguy7865]

Heavy, the hive mind

[@joeywomer]

I love the stereo sound when all three heads talk at the same time.

[@evanshearman4324]

This video is so old now but I keep coming back to it because it's just so surprisingly well made. Each head is unique and has its own personality. It's beautiful.

[@baboonery3]

Godzilla: I am the strongest kaiju >:) heavy heavy heavy: hello Godzilla: *MY WORST ENEMY*

[@mega6662]

King Ghidorah:heavy Godzilla:Sniper Destoroyah:Demo man Mothra:medic Rodan:soldier Anguirus:scout Mecha Godzilla:spy Shin Godzilla:pyro Space Godzilla:engineer Nuke bomb:sandwich

[@Dojoge69]

@@mega6662 you made me hungry at the last one now i want a sandwich with no nuclear sauce

[@circlecan3694]

I am Zmey Gorynych

[@Kaiser0260]

1:14 XD))

[@murder1126]

0:29 the third heavy smiles like doomguy when he picks up a weapon

[@DarkOvus]

Yep

[@adolfojunior601]

Yeah

[@beckettthirion3147]

No one: 3rd Heavy: :D

[@FakeTronaldRump]

doom guy when he picks up the bfg 10000:

[@memedude8303]

he smiles like how medic does

[@grimreaper8521]

I’m glad after 8 years that this was recommended to me. Thank you YT algorithm 🙏

[@TheRandomGamer692]

been waiting for this for so long

[@Buttnubs]

Can someone please upload this as a workshop item?

[@GarketMardener]

"too confusing for new snipers"

[@purpleapple4052]

Derp scout

[@ozvoid1245]

YES!

[@quibop]

Syrex THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN OP COSMETIC!!!

[@debbybrown932]

lieutenant lowercase it's called the WHO TOUCHED MY GUN heads where his heads are shot guns that yell who touched my gun but it does 999999999999999999999999.99999993999999917482736398989 damage

[@BonziBUDDY]

Sniper has to headshot all of the heads to kill it

[@BababooeyGooey]

He ends up headshotting himself because he can't handle the pressure.

[@mini-conlongarm8021]

This should have been a sniper's wet dream.

[@typecnegative8269]

Someone call Snow.

[@brandinthompson4405]

This looks like a job for the Huntsman sniper!

[@therealdaniel901]

it counts as a triple kill when hit with the machina at the right angle

[@ivyscalin4326]

Legend has it there's a giant sfm series in the making that would take like a month to binge

[@thedogethatgames]

The Heavy: “And this is my weapon” The Heavy Heavy Heavy: “And this is *our* weapon”

[@abdullahalkhayat4262]

after getting a godly head shot spree you must face the final boss

[@beansandproblems]

Abdullah Alkhayat machina, shoot from the side. No boss.

[@lordjeff6894]

Shite

[@legendarytat8278]

Bachstab

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Shoot one head, two more shall take its place.

[@TrueUmbreon1]

Heavy: this is my weapon The other two heads: OUR weapon

[@lunatic5155]

He is Russian after all.

[@TrueUmbreon1]

Cordless Shower head yes

[@speedwagonshat3133]

Soviet music intensifies

[@charlottefrazier3500]

It’s better because you can get a Russian hat and he is Russian

[@iliadnetfear2586]

Fun Fact: Heavy's father was a counter revolutionary and for this, Heavy, his Mom, and 3 sisters were sent to a Siberian Gulag...which they burned down.

[@Nuklier_xn]

0:30 the heavy face on the right got me

[@Bandrik]

The triple bullet at the end was a nice and unexpected surprise, well done. :)

[@iliadnetfear2586]

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me." Also Heavy: *Second Smartest out of all the Mercs.*

[@lunk6867]

The whole thing about Heavy having a degree in Russian literature is a reference to poker night at the inventory, which isn’t canon. If that is what your drawing your knowledge from.

[@Thispersonisreal]

@@lunk6867 actually poker night is canon, but heavy is just having fun when he kills people, he enjoys that, so that's why he act so stupid in game, because it's form of fun for him

[@bullphr0g489]

@@Thispersonisreal So, quite like how i turn my brain off and launch headfirst into casuals?

[@mattygee6852]

@@Thispersonisreal what's poker night?

[@Thispersonisreal]

@doggo dude he may missed the game, since it got deleted on steam

[@SleepySnapbody]

we are heavy weapons guy, and this, is our weapon

[@AssetsBoblox]

It was more funny when you know that heavy is from ussr

[@most_red]

@@AssetsBoblox problem is heavy is probably not a communist sympathizer

[@AssetsBoblox]

@@most_red but still from ussr

[@manietemadi3989]

*USSR anthem starts playing* heavy : *sniff* this is Russian...

[@Nikkkidoggy]

WHO TOUCHED OUR GUN

[@sihtdaeruoynac3486]

I didn't know I needed this until this moment

[@nikinfernis6729]

This is disturbingly well-made.

[@billyjoe-rk1pd]

0:05 the third head looks so happy, he just likes being there.

[@Minilla-us7sq]

Hes the Kevin of Heavy Ghidohra

[@ezekiyam3827]

Godzilla Minilla 2004 lmao

[@TurtleGod2]

Billy Joe's emergency account the third head would be me

[@dapperdude1550]

*”HEAVY!” :D*

[@LautyHobo]

And the fact that the other 2 faces look him like infinitely disappointed makes it even better

[@Henrix1998]

Where do people even get these ideas

[@Mario2980]

There's more...

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

???

[@lionprubbs701]

dont you get that reference from Expiration date

[@druttenpv]

An eggplant!

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

Lion Prubbs I got the refrence, my comment was intepretation of spy being confused after the "Noo..." line.

[@Meta9871]

This is brilliant, why am I only seeing this now???

[@davidlehnhoff5020]

He is beautiful! But dangerous and horrifying. I have to watch this again I love it.

[@jeefberky9101]

"Who touched my gun?!" and "I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet" went from generally intimidating to outright terrifying

[@cheese287]

But instead of pulling out a single bullet he pulls out 3😓

[@anthonynewmaningressman]

This is deeply unsettling and I do not know why it's in my recommended

[@danny08390]

Yeah an entity with three heads will do that yeah

[@DansuB4nsu03]

Russian folk stories usually have a 3-headed dragon. Russian people call him Zmey Gorynitch or The Mountain Snake. This is what the Heavy version of this dragon would look like.

[@yellowpig1026]

this is what the dragon's folk lore is

[@tasertag7513]

People want to be as strong as the dragon. The dragon wants to be as strong as the Heavy Heavy Heavy.

[@arcticnines]

*The Mountain Men!* -With the occasional sounds of Hoovys joy!

[@Alien_173]

The Japanese have a three headed dragon too.... *It's name is king Ghidorah*

[@loganreads90]

DanTheMan no foolin’?

[@bonkinggamezone1427]

Man I love that we can do this now

[@OlaftheGreat]

This is a hilarious concept brilliantly executed

[@geomijul]

The magic of SFM.

[@mactube6893]

the magical radiation of Chernobyl you want to say

[@lux5416]

odd and all your videos?

[@lmaobox4068]

DO U BELIEVE IN MAGIC?!??!?!?!?!?!

[@youknowwhattimeitis3665]

odd I

[@youknowwhattimeitis3665]

odd ly enough I agree

[@VanguardJester]

When they synced up for the "cry some more" I was legit intimidated

[@Juicedbelmont]

Hide your children.

[@alexandermichalski7437]

The whole video: how I would look like with 3 heads

[@deathulous]

Don't lie you got this in your recommend 8 years later

[@isaactan5955]

What the fuck. I should be sleeping.

[@wawerington]

0:38 Gabi

[@NikoJarmon]

Video was 11 year ago now but i still like it!

[@cyber4053]

I still after 8 years want this as an Halloween cosmetic

[@IndigoStorm27]

And all 3 heads talk and are animate.

[@ThumbsTup]

Snipers would fear him

[@mircocapra4531]

It would be cool but people would probably complain that it's hard to headshot him like that or something.

[@IndigoStorm27]

@@mircocapra4531 Unless all three heads have a hitbox.

[@mircocapra4531]

@@IndigoStorm27 It would be unfair for hoovies tho, I like it.

[@moviesrobert]

the new thing to mic spam in game

[@jonathanc.2677]

Robert Verdugo OMG true

[@SoddenSwampy]

666 likes

[@Turgineer]

Great animation idea. Wonderful.

[@lupitareyes3443]

I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet

[@oaln5395]

Wither heavy: *exists* Sniper: I see as an absolute win

[@ItsCosmoTewulf]

What does this even mean

[@oaln5395]

@@ItsCosmoTewulf if you knew you would understand

[@mrsirdba]

Well, technically in order to down him you'd likely have to kill all 3 brains, and if one head goes down, its very unlikely the other 2 will not notice and find a health-pack to heal the dead head so this would be more of a sniper hell

[@BanermanArthropide]

@@mrsirdba Machina from the side

[@mtftaskforce3311]

@@ItsCosmoTewulf Oh What The Fuck You're A Furry *Nope*

[@kirbyisagood6836]

made up stats: +75% chance to confuse new snipers +headshot damage reduced by 30% +25% to kill headphone users while talking -100000000% chance to annoy the hell out of everyone desc: you can never be too heavy

[@kirbyisagood6836]

NERF ADDED:25% chance to kill headphone users while talking loudly/ 10% bigger hitbox

[@movedchanelslooktofeatured1470]

These are mine +Snipers have to headshot all the heads +Has 900 normal HP -3 People controlling it (1 camera, weapons, 1 attacking) Description: (either) I am heady weapons guy. OR You can never be too Heavy! Cost: $15.45

[@friendlyneighborhoodrobot9773]

I will change the decription whit: You can never be THREE Heavy

[@solomonmarsh2265]

Them yelling "Cry some more" in sync feels so powerful.

[@moten5742]

I love how when heavy had one head there was one bullet, now he has three heads and three bullets

[@aze628]

How can you outsmart a man with 3 heads

[@Heppsxd]

3 headshots

[@aze628]

yes but if one dies the other 2 will notice and start firing at us snipers

[@kiiwikiori7542]

Taylor Breed 3 snipers.

[@roda0523]

Taylor Breed only one person: sniper sniper sniper

[@kiiwikiori7542]

Nightmare 2017 o shit

[@saka6347]

- oh, Overwatch is better than TF2 because of several reasons and mimim- - dude have you ever seen TF2 community?

[@TheWeasel813]

I said this out loud and my cousins got weird

[@darnit1944]

Overwatch fans doesnt even care about TF2, they barely mention it in their community. TF2 fans however, have superiority complex.

[@nicholasobviouslyfakelastn9997]

Darren Atm honestly yeah, one dude said "Overwatch is killin' tf2!" and the entirety of the TF2 community went "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[@darnit1944]

Nicholas Obviouslyfakelastnamebecauseprivacy Basically a TF2 fanboy false flagging triggers the TF2-Overwatch war.

[@Numbuh10125]

This is extremely well made for something done in 2012.

[@thehatter9400]

Ok but for real? A Halloween hat item of this would be awesome

[@testicularprolapse1073]

It costs 12,000,000 Dollars to fire this weapon for 36 seconds

[@taicanium]

Actually it would be 1,200,000, which is far more economical.

[@looper3412]

@@taicanium yea but that's 1968 dollars though,

[@pootard3538]

Legend has it that if you backstab this man, he’ll grow 2 more heads and gain more weight

[@ANGER2077]

So he was only backstabbed once.... Guess he doesn't play heavy

[@springyard20xx42]

So he is the Russian Hydra

[@Death-tj8kq]

This is terrifyingly amazing

[@internetnetman6846]

“We are heavy weapons guys”

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

"In that case, Heavy will have to keel you." "Will heavy?" "Oh, heavy doesn't think so."

[@SCP--gr3pd]

Heavy but he is the wither from minecraft

[@sirnikkel6746]

Therapist: Heavyberus isn't real, he can't hurt you. Heavyberus:

[@BonusCrook]

you mean Heavy Heavy Heavy?

[@rileymiller3154]

Me and the administrator "medic what the hell did you do?" Medic "uh you do know I'm technically not a doctor right"

[@dave_5356]

this... this is magnificent

[@theminutemen8817]

"We are heavy weapons guys." "And THIS...is our weapon." "WHO TOUCHED OUR GUN?!" "Some people think they can outsmart us.." "We've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.."

[@st4ndg4mes87]

The "Heavy Heavy Heavy" is still good tho

[@timmy1128]

Ah yes communism at it finest

[@runelambrecht7030]

They should’ve done: We’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet bullet bullet

[@Theemeraldgamestone]

Wait, it's all commie?

[@st4ndg4mes87]

@@Theemeraldgamestone always has been. *unsheathes hammer and sickle*