Defunctland: The History Of The Worst Convention Of All Time, Mega64 Expo

[@holycowrap]

Legitimately thought from the notification that this was a new Defunctland about dashcon lmao

[@TheHardStyleLife]

Legit same

[@StewartHiles]

I literally was about to share this with friends but scrolled down while the initial ads were on mute, saw this comment, then scrolled up lol

[@arran4285]

How long before the video on dashcon

[@octopuppet4874]

Technically it's not Defunct, Dashcon 2 has been announced

[@arran4285]

@@octopuppet4874 The what

[@notanotherreviewer.]

sad to see defunctland try the cancel culture move on mega64, used to be a big fan no one even died that much.......

[@gottagolduck]

this comment destroyed me. just reading "no one even died that much" is gonna be something i repeat over and over in my head. thank you

[@japatrickrondell1615]

Man leftoids really cannot be funny no matter how hard they try

[@jefryions5657]

First Hbomber, then Defunctland! It's so cool to have such awesome creators who expose the frauds.

[@memaimu]

You missed Nirvanna The Band.

[@HYDEinallcaps]

10bux

[@StrikeWarlock]

Another situation where Hbomberguy and Defunctland release a similar video on the same day

[@NimrPanther]

Can’t wait for the 8 hour Jenny Nicholson review of 64X 2024 where a pole cosplayer (official but unpaid) is constantly in front of her.

[@Dave01Rhodes]

Poor Jenny. First Las Pegasus Unicon, now this.

[@paul-nj1ig]

​@@Dave01Rhodeswhat was that?

[@KetsubanSolo]

​@@paul-nj1ig it was basically a scam convention where the organizers required everyone to buy stuff with Monopoly money, but then they booked it and a bunch of Bronies were stranded in Las Vegas.

[@SquirlNutssss]

Took me way too long to realize that this video wasn’t a joke and is a 100% accurate. I’m unsubing from Mega64 right now

[@LynxSnowCat]

Wait... So _there is_ an upcoming 6 hour documentary about the soda-sizzlers sold "at" Spencer-Smith -- and I was not contacted!? That defunct(?) confectionery eventually made a range of (literally) 7up flavoured soft-candies as their take on 'Soda Poppers'; And the -[uh..]- [rabbit]-hole of chicanery that followed saw them sued by a [competitor] "on behalf of" 7up (Pepsi?Snapple?Dr.Pepper?) in an attempt to monopolize the runaway craze/success - with a crash-started 'official' product appearing on shelves weeks into the legal battle to establish standing for their claim to licensed-branding - Which quickly led to mass-[rejection] when an allegedly 'officially licensed maker' (I forget if Amurol(Wrigley's) who did have actual standing from their agreement to produce licensed-candy flavours actually were involved, or just a counterfeiter mimicing their packaging/branding) disregarded common sense and [] increased the amount of under-regulated adulterants (incl. glycerol and citric acid) far beyond injurious levels as they devastated many with their increasingly fowl-tasting -[]- [extrusions]. [----- edit 2, ~1h, 1 rewatch later: Oh, " _at_ one German theme park", not "s. one German _themed_ park". My mistake : Anecdote, deleted. -----] _ALSO;_ (IIRC) Soda-Poppers _were_ good...; Though I agree that the hard-candy did not taste like 7up (drink) I was used to, (IIRC) it was _easily_ was in the range of 7up (drink) variations sold in other countries/regions that I've tried. edit: potentially libelous statements pertaining to food-hygene _not_ also presented by the media (IIRC) [redacted]

[@Dethmobile]

After not attending every mega64 expo, I am sorry to say I also will not be attending ever

[@Dethmobile]

I love these fucking guys. Been watching you all from the beginning. Pioneers in the field and constantly growing with the times

[@overtherenowaitthere]

I was there, Garrett shooed me away so he could continue to blankly stare at a carboard cutout of Jennifer Tilly

[@holycowrap]

@@overtherenowaitthere "we love you too, miss Tilly!"

[@Sudo_Nimh]

Tilly’s a good choice

[@Herrikias]

Timeless beauty. Unforgettable talent. A voice that makes you feel like a pedophile.

[@thejohnkaufman]

I love that Defunctland will do collabs with other accounts. Dude makes things sound 100% more legitimate and serious while also being 700% more hilarious

[@N0kel]

The boys are so charismatic, funny, and caffeinated pizza roll-pilled. What's not to love?

[@Slop_Dogg]

Defunctland, Hbomb & Nirvana the Band the Show, what a lineup

[@HYDEinallcaps]

10bux

[@anaxosa]

@@HYDEinallcaps being cringe on SA lasts forever it seems

[@HYDEinallcaps]

@@anaxosa Never stop clowning on goons.

[@POSTELVIS]

thank you for bringing these injustices to light. Hbomberguy's video shed some light on some devilish Pizza practices, and now I learn that Mega64's XPO is tainted with blood and greed! Thank you so much Defunctland!!

[@HYDEinallcaps]

10bux

[@Megapig9001]

You guys got everybody for this holy shit

[@billybois5745]

No they didn't

[@ThugLifeMarcus]

@@billybois5745 prove it

[@SlashCampable]

@@billybois5745 they got me, and I'm the main character of this story bucko.

[@HYDEinallcaps]

@@ThugLifeMarcus He wasn't there

[@IndomitableBeastKing]

People being on the podcast and then stuff like this happening makes me think Super Eyepatch Wolf is preparing a "Why You Should Subscribe to Mega64"

[@CaedusRising]

I fucking love that kevin brought his usual quality to this

[@thejohnkaufman]

This and the Hugbees collab are amazing in no small part because Kevin sounds like he's playing them as straight as humanly possible

[@IcarusTyler]

The Kirby Cartridge was "Obtained by search warrant" xD

[@iambrett333]

not only did the title trick me into thinking this was Defunctland, but this is also the first time i've figured out that 64X is a Virtual Con. This whole time I thought i just was NOT in the know

[@ChadVanHalen5150]

This keeps getting shared in this DefunctLand Facebook group and everytime there's more and more people utterly confused

[@rawanalahmed8086]

And now defunctland what next Jenny Nicholson.

[@Xydako]

Nexpo for a bit of Halloween come early.

[@TheShortGirl666]

Oh my god yes

[@TheMooringLine]

Its insane that my two favorite KZbin channels are collaborating to the point that i feel like i’m being targeted. This is too niche to be real. Amazing.

[@ClownCar666]

Welcome to the future of AI entertainment

[@TheMooringLine]

@@ClownCar666 this isn’t AI

[@micahgonzalez2762]

Same dude same

[@steftendo]

I never got my refund for not buying a ticket. Thank you for the good times Mega46

[@BugsyFoga]

Greatest gaslighting ever

[@16bitzntricks]

My friend died at the Joe Rumrill performance...

[@kiaayo]

It's true, I'm his friend.

[@Artetak]

ok but if I don't get this 6 and a half hour video about those German twizzlers, I'm writing a letter

[@Spacewitchofthelittledancer]

I'm dying laughing, I haven't watched M64 since I was in highschool, over 50 years ago!!! Time flies, glad to see everyone is still doin their thing!

[@michaelbarrett9061]

We need this type of journalism focused on Shawn's finger bang story.

[@treytison1444]

Have Defunctland and Rocco not actually done a video together by now?

[@holycowrap]

@@treytison1444 defunctland was on an episode of creepy old crypt, and rocco was the voice of Walt Disney in one of Defunctland's videos

[@Osterergerbanta]

Defuncland was one of the Seele consul members in Evangelion in 5 minutes

[@MikeOShay]

@@Osterergerbanta Also Rocco's cameoed in a few years of Defunctland's charity fundraiser streams

[@Enceladeans]

@@MikeOShay And Rocco was one of the prank callers in the Disney Channel theme video.

[@mememachine-386]

I've been a fan of Mega64 and 64x since 1975, but I'm afraid I have to unsub for this collaboration with Defunctland, who refuses to acknowledge his role in starting the fire at 64X 2021 because he didn't like Joe Rumrill's set. Forgive and forget? More like fool me twice, won't get fooled again!

[@jetxet1]

"Dont miss the 6 hour documentary about the particularly long twizzler..." Niche youtubers do be like that y'all!😅

[@la-uwu-rence]

I feel Defunctland has gone off into grifting conspiracy theories and less about detailed rersearch. Anyone part of the Anime rave nightlife knows this was one of the safest anime raves that has occurred in history

[@TechMage299]

Im a former x64 volunteer, Dark Santa would always be in the break room, and call us his little elves. Telling us to go hate women or some other crime

[@ZanbonSen]

"Tylon Hesze" is what got me good, fuck, that's funny.

[@heyjoshrob]

4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS!

[@Nikias]

I'm not proud of this but I did not catch on that this whole video was a bit until like 3:30

[@HDmexsComboCon]

This aftershock damage is immense. I hope this doesn't effect the local trout population.

[@KT-Kaboom]

where's my six hour retrospective about german theme park twizzlers, KEVIN

[@DrVagax]

I audible "what" was spoken by me when I had to read the video title 5 times to make sure this combined the actual Mega64 with the actual Defunctland

[@BannerMirror501]

Is this THE Kevin Perjurer voicing the commentary for this Documentary?

[@_incogni_]

This is the kind of unbiased journalism i appreciate :)

[@selmazosa2634]

Thank you for actually taking advantage of Defunctland's unexpected comedy

[@kingatticus5371]

I was there dressed as Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca. The Deadpool cosplayers were the only ones who would humor me

[@MatthewPrower]

never in my life did i expect to hear defunctlabd mention Deadpool a lot

[@NerdOnTheStreet]

I can't tell what their angle was with this one, but it probably worked. I did a triple-take at the thumbnail and momentarily got upset at Defunctland for calling the Mega64 Expo (which my brain auto-corrected to Gamedays) the worst convention of all time, before becoming confused at why Defunctland would cover an expo event, then noticing that it was on Mega64's channel. While watching the video, I couldn't tell if Mega64 was trying to make fun of Defunctland and imply that Defunctland's videos are full of nonsensical and untrue claims, or if they're fans of Defunctland and were simply making a tribute to it in their own style. Then, after reading the comments and checking Defunctland's channel (which I haven't watched in a while), I realized that this was actually narrated by the guy from Defunctland, and not by Rocco doing an impression. One other thing: if anyone tries to look up the anime figure at 8:12, be aware they used an image of a knock-off from Temu. The character is Lena from 86. The real figure by Aniplex trades for ~$300, but the knock-offs are being sold for less than $10 (obviously with far inferior quality).

[@suchacaz]

Never, EVER, trick me into thinking a Defunctland video released

[@xenotiic8356]

wym this IS a Defunctland video

[@HYDEinallcaps]

A Defunctland video released, look right now

[@Mika-Fresh]

3:06 I remember that, Craig also stole all the Faygo.

[@mdrdprtcl]

Why is nobody talking about this??

[@KittyPuppy]

That was almost an accurate and comprehensive retelling of Mega64s war on humanity but you left out the year where they became a theater troupe.

[@TheBlindWeasel]

I had to come back to tell you that somehow TEMU is now insisting on selling me that figurine, and i find that hella scary

[@doodlestrudel1991]

I tried those "G-Seppi's CAFFEINATED Pizza Rolls".... Meh i mean my heart stopped but hey: Can't say it wasn't bad

[@treefiddy209]

Back to the damn caffeinated pizza rolls, this is cinema 🤣🤣🤣

[@drewmannMcGee]

This is like, documentary now but for internet conventions. Truly fantastic. Great job. My youth pastor will love this!!!

[@FunkyStudios]

Defunctland collabing with Mega64 is wild

[@Kayayayaya]

64X dropped heavily in quality when New Shawn left the organization.

[@tarttooth6022]

2:14 Looked it up. This video is actually real. Rtusa is the trashiest rage-bait gossip magazine available in the checkout isle.

[@aboutsoundandvision]

He's not laughing >:[

[@PSYK0MANT1S]

The Anime Rave Fire stream was by far the pinnacle moment of M64X. I would have never have expected them to make any comeback after that.

[@lobbynotlob]

me seeing the thumbnail: haha they almost had me, imagine if defunctland actually made a vid like that me hearing his fucking voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@temperature165]

Jared helped me snag a copy of Unison: Rebels of Rhythm & Dance for PS2 at a pretty good price. Miss seeing his tweets.

[@KSignalEingang]

Gonna be honest, I dont really gaf about whatever Mega64X is but I am 100% looking forward to that Twizzlers video.

[@jayhagley6330]

It took me far too long to realize this wasn't Defunctland's actual channel.

[@hoshizoralone]

fly high jared we’ll never forget you. sad day

[@RollaJones]

I hope everybody enjoyed my panel "Rats Ate My Feet: Here's How I Made Money Off Of It".

[@alyxgraff9121]

KEVIN PERJURER IS DOING A MEGA64 VIDEO?!

[@BrxIghtside]

He was on creepy old crypt roccos theme park podcast

[@SaturnMoth]

All we need now is BobbyBroccoli to complete the trifecta!

[@princessmaly]

Personally I just think that's too many forks. I mean, there's your problem.

[@Kamodomon]

**deepest sigh** I'd watch a 6 hour documentary about obscure german candy...... what has youtube done to me?!?!?!?!?!

[@goldie819]

a second collab has struck the mega64

[@chrismintoff]

I am so confused, but I feel I’m on the edge of being entertained. But still confused.

[@TheoHiggins]

Mega64 have the most insane soft power on all of KZbin

[@aturchomicz821]

Theyre just like the criminal USA😰😰

[@GoddessOfMisfortune]

Rest in power, Jared.

[@Yukendoit]

I would 100% watch that twizzler video

[@redheero656]

The eacalation in this video is beautiful.😂

[@hipery]

I attended SGC twice. I loved the reference to them. (I loved the rest of the video too!)

[@brycevo]

I can't believe Defunctland had so a video on 64X that's insane

[@visionedfelipe]

I love you so fucking much guys. You never continue to amaze me. What a crossover.

[@JP-1990]

You might think that none of this matters, that this is just a parody video. But it isnt a parody video, because 64X is actually Animal Kingdom.

[@davidlemos1136]

One day, Mega64 was all by himself in front of my parents house, and after staring at it for 2 hours, he just strupped naked and started doing the Gangnam style

[@tokiwa__]

My brain couldn't process so much information

[@hylje]

There is no information in this video

[@GonzlandandPibby]

The most hilarious thumbnail in Defunctland's history. Just a guy sitting on a ball pool.

[@GLC4rtman]

You just know they do another one next year. It's crazy. People still think DashCon was rough lol.

[@JOEmega64]

This was exquisite, and I’m sad there was no 6-hour licorice video. I literally said “how did I miss that?!” 😂

[@georgegriffin6114]

What the duck is this channel i haven't heard of it and i feel like I'm having stroke

[@RM-xr8lq]

mega64 has been around longer than youtubers have 😂

[@Yggdrasill299792]

THE FUCKING PIZZA ROLES xD

[@TheRedWisdom]

I can only get called out so much. I feel I need to apologize for enjoying all of these channels :(

[@benbarnes3260]

Im confused because this video didnt even address the accusations of mega64 going "Full Bud Lite" from earlier?

[@nilus2k]

I kinda hope they are scrambling to create a video to “address” the complaints

[@dikydankedude]

Holy heckin heck. I know y'all are beloved by all and well connected but this is amazing

[@amberharrison9276]

But where does Michael Eisner come in and how is it his fault 64X failed?

[@RonaldMacK]

I love it when funny, talented people work together.

[@Kakashi4565]

Just DRIPPING in controversy... ...as is the drank I spat watching this. I love you guys so much haha.

[@TheChadster789]

I died at the convention too, but I'm better now. Dying sucks.

[@cyanidae_]

i only watched the channel the other day bc of scorpy but this was a nice treat to see another cool collab!

[@Shoeboxjeddy]

"My 6 and a half hour video about a Twizzler they only sold in one place in Germany," is a hilarious ending line.

[@raditts]

As long as we're getting Mega64 crossovers with youtubers that only post once a year, when do we get one from Jenny Nicholson?

[@intruder313]

This is the second spoof video I’ve seen talking about a Mega64 con - it’s like some odd new meme Edit: just realised it’s the same channel so guess you are getting guests in to make these spoofs :)

[@aceman556]

Two great tastes that taste great together. Love this

[@star-k]

The collaboration we simply did not deserve. Thank you for this beautiful gift.

[@JeskidoYT]

1:07 "those that attended the event in person" Um sir 1:52 serves them right 3:14 i miss craig :( 4:32 hmm too real 6:25 ducks pls :(

[@chubbs2067]

The Rocco and Kevin collaboration is now full circle.

[@ToonamiT0M]

It's about time someone spoke up about this travesty of a conversation.

[@Enceladeans]

But what role did Michael Eisner play in all this?

[@xMcWeenx]

I do not miss Deadpool cosplayers.

[@Darklordxannon]

I can’t wait for the next 64X with my Mexican Deadpool cosplay

[@erikaz1590]

This is proof Defunctland could literally make the 6 hour video about a specific twizzler AND I WOULD STILL WATCH IT!