Caffeinated Pizza Rolls: A Measured Response

[@hbomberguy]

Where did you get this

[@NotParticularlyWitty]

Gamer Fuel, clearly taking down the big dog.

[@diska231]

G-Seppi's sphere of influence is both vast and savory

[@Meaningfulcontent-hs5ij]

Slazenger Whiteshaf what is good bro

[@elden2346]

Yo where did that 350k you said you raised for kids go?

[@cyberdoga5728]

I bet it was Sobek

[@RichieBoiii]

Credit to the Mega64 crew who had to edit the 5 hour video hbomb sent over into 6 mins

[@mandokir]

I think we may be missing some important context.

[@renav.3239]

​@@mandokir hbomberguy is known for making hours-long video essays on his own channel, thats the joke

[@denverbenton8453]

@@renav.3239 i think he meant that the shorter video meant we were missing context on the situation which would be included in the 5 hour version, not that he needed context for the joke, but you gave it for sure.

[@scooby_steve]

@@denverbenton8453 Hmm I think this hbomberman needs to make a video on the missing context. I think it needs to be 2, no, 4 hours long.

[@xalrath]

@@scooby_steve if only someone could do a video on the dispute over the amount of context that may or may not be missing. sadly to my knowledge no such person exists

[@SenatorMailman]

"More by Mega64:" and then it fucking links to "Plagiarism and You(tube)" I love it

[@viljamtheninja]

Rocco looked really different in that one, and I have no idea what game they were supposed to be spoofing.

[@lecapitaineisonyoutoob]

@@viljamtheninja It was Sonic the Hedgehog 2, guest-starring Hareton Splimby.

[@Mighty_Atheismo]

His mom is very proud.

[@PinkPlume]

This is definitely the worst possible Jared related controversy a food company could encounter

[@Potato-pn8sg]

Maybe people should stop being Jared, it's probably cursed.

[@マイルス_パワー-狐のテイルスだわ]

@@Potato-pn8sg Even a person like me who's within the range of 45kg/100lbs would die because of that much caffeine.

[@comraderogers3105]

​@@マイルス_パワー-狐のテイルスだわ sever heart problems are more common in overweight people than underweight, which you may not be anyhow. Edit: autocorrect loves to fuck me over

[@lewsmith9708]

Both funny *AND* cringe.

[@falseprofit9801]

+2

[@MaverickMario]

It must be so refreshing for HBomb to be able to just make up the facts instead of spending 4 years finding them

[@faceurhell]

He is beginning to relate to the conspiracy theorists he covers now lol.

[@thomasstone3480]

he always makes them up, this is unusual in that he didn't go back in time and make them true

[@bingusbongus9807]

@@thomasstone3480 what do you mean i used to love joeseppis pizza rolls

[@nl-oc9ew]

Whatever, you're a paid shill for big pizzaroll

[@vitorafmonteiro]

2 and a half years finding facts, 1 1/2 years reframing them for the left band of the culture war.

[@late2theparty]

I had blocked out 3 hours of my schedule to watch this. Now what do I do with all this extra time???

[@uranovayakilka2484]

Watch it 29 times more

[@wyvernjack6068]

💀😭

[@swayback7375]

Uh… edge for 3 hours? Idk… what else ya gonna do?

[@rabid_si]

Do a plagiarism.

[@Sonichero151]

Taxes

[@zixserro1]

"This level of plagiarism has never been seen in any other industry ever."

[@elise3455]

Iilluminaughtii: In any other industry, this level of plagiarism has never before been seen.

[@sadmeat8937]

James Somerton: This level of plagiarism has never been seen in any other industry ever, but I'm gay.

[@LJCG777]

InternetHistorian: "@zixserro1 • 3d ago "This level of plagarism has never been seen in any other insustry ever""

[@cartmann94]

Tommy Tallarico: my mother is very proud of this plagiarism.

[@408arthur]

Filip: This stage of plagiarism hasn't been seen in another industry, never

[@Makeyejr]

Jared's covered corpse in the middle of the expo floor and everybody's complete nonreaction to it at 2:25 is incredible.

[@ChadVanHalen5150]

Them filming for 64X at a real con for footage like that was a huge plus. I know last year they went looking for Jenna Ortega, but this had way more in the convention. Really added to it.

[@Niosai]

Ya know, this explains why at one point at PAX West this year, I asked a friend what he was up to while we were separated and he was like "Oh, I was watching the Mega64 guys film with a plate of pizza rolls for like 20 minutes." "Why?" "I have no idea."

[@AndromedaD]

That's amazing

[@ahall9839]

haha lulz xD that's sooooo randum!!!11

[@zacharyc6549]

@@ahall9839 ur mom random xddddd

[@Maxjk0]

"everypony" fucking got me

[@Selecko]

Like a fucking flashbang

[@WastedScoundrel]

I wonder what Hbomb's favorite pony is. Mine is Rarity.

[@Dudebrush4pwood]

holy shit same. I was dead by the end of this thing, then that one word resurrected me and killed me again

[@blankblank8608]

Dashie 4 eva

[@Lawg202]

i scrolled to this comment right when he said it

[@mannequin_z]

Hearing someone out of nowhere just causally use the word “everypony” in 2024 hits like a fucking burlap sack full of bricks

[@Spax_]

love your moth pfp

[@mannequin_z]

@@Spax_ Thanks!

[@shingshongshamalama]

hey hey everypony

[@jessfrisk3585]

i heard the word ‘brohoof’ in a video yesterday and lost my shit

[@_Boobbert_]

I read this exactly two seconds before I said it wondering “what the fuck are you on about”

[@ToxikBox]

Having the actual hbomberguy read this fucking insane stupid script in the same way he talks in his actual videos is probably one of the funniest things you could ever do

[@TheTrainFan9]

Hbomb probably wishes that he lived in this surreal, pizza roll based alternative reality instead of making five hour video essays about super depressing things like climate change denial.

[@Sonichero151]

​@TheTrainFan9 don't forget Guinness world records

[@draexian530]

​@@Sonichero151 Tommy Tallarico's Mum is very proud of him.

[@nickcarter4006]

@@draexian530I need to pee in that waterfall again now

[@TheOnlyAchilles]

You know big Pizza is paying for this because his lab coat is clean

[@hamburger6925]

epic reddit humor thanks Deadpool

[@furfixer]

Ough I need a big pizza

[@amandashow8613]

Imagine mocking the idea of big corporations paying for sponsored content. Wow that is crazy man you should look into what corpos actually spend their money on publicly it's not even hard

[@uninspiredgaming9963]

Plus it's a takedown of Small Pizza

[@biskaye]

Big Pizza too expensive for oven 5. couldnt afford the battle pass. if your awakening to the bigger picture is true then thats messedup if big pizza behind this one

[@AL2009man]

the shortest hbomberguy video yet!

[@c.h.6669]

the shortest hbomgerguy video so far!

[@deadzoneresident]

Nuh uh, what about "Stan Lee Owns"?

[@alexandreturcotte6411]

The Tesco pancake mix short: Am I a joke to you? More seriously, nice comment, Al2009man!

[@LovelyMetalhead]

someone hasn't seen his response to BUTT GATE from 8 years ago

[@RoamingAdhocrat]

"you fuckers - a measured response" might be shorter

[@Chook181]

The idea that a company would go absolutely off the rails on Twitter posting AI nonsense like "an elephant exploding with energy" in the face of a customer dying due to their products while saying "we invented pizza rolls" is the funniest thing I've thought about in a long time. Partially because Twitter meltdowns using AI are weirdly common now lmao Somehow this feels like the most unhinged Mega64 video in a while. HBomb absolutely nailed the tone and pulled off Mega64's trademark faux sincerity in the face of ridiculousness lol

[@lizp4615]

it might be because i'm autistic, but i linked this to my boyfriend (being myself a fan of some of the vintage M64 like running around snugging up to things in public dressed as a cardboard tetris Γ block) with "this feels like an ad but honestly i'm not sure". i might also simply be stupid.

[@watchletter]

Funnily enough there was a big AI meltdown in this very commentsection, right in the thread from harrybomb himself there is a group of bots having a meltdown trying to slander him

[@Lore_from_Stars]

how could Rooster Teeth do this

[@Its_Pronounced_Heezee]

I detest the very idea behind this joke and am appalled by how funny it is.

[@rockzyk1291]

​@@Its_Pronounced_Heezee I don't even get the idea. Mind explaining?

[@ForumArcade]

RoosterTeeth is dead. Just like Jared. And Twitter.

[@brazman4722]

​@@ForumArcadeand like *Steve Jobs*.

[@PostingCringeOnMain]

TEETH GANG

[@ru5t397]

I'm sure Tommy Tallarico is involved

[@blahblahhi]

His mother's very proud

[@Platitudinous9000]

Man, I loved the music he did for the G-Seppi's pepperoni rolls unless... _it's always Joey_

[@ru5t397]

@@Platitudinous9000 he trademarked the sound you make when painting the toilet bowl

[@shaden489]

yeah he he seems to be involved in every scandal

[@TheSeaBase]

Get them in the room together squash this and make gamer warz 4, views would go ham

[@lecapitaineisonyoutoob]

0:50 Let me stop you right there, Harrybomb. The primary dietary need of gamers is racism.

[@artsyscrub3226]

And sexism! With a sprinkle of transphobia

[@Pillboxing]

Sounds like something a trans female chinegro would say

[@xTheRainFallsx]

which is a different group all together from "Gaming Racists"

[@AlRoderick]

Gamers don't consume racism. They excrete it.

[@thomasstone3480]

racism is the output, not the input

[@JumpinJehosaphat]

RIP Jared. I'll never forget him, even if the mega sixty forks dillweeds want to sweep you under the rug just like Big Pizza Roll. Never Forget!!!!

[@teecee1827]

Auuuugh. I need a big Pizza. Auuuuuugh

[@swayback7375]

He did look crusty on the outside but warm and juicy inside… maybe he really is a Big Pizza Roll. Did anyone even check to see?

[@artyomsaveli9681]

I mean, he was under a tarp, so I guess they really did sweep 'em under.

[@MrKyltpzyxm]

Never forkget.

[@BloodangelMephiston]

thank you mega64 for getting hbomberguy to say everypony

[@pies765]

He did that on his own, don't lie to yourself

[@adeer87]

Brohoof! /)

[@JustASnack]

Best part is I clicked on this not realising it was a Mega64 upload so I spent the first 5 minutes of the video totally convinced this was a new hbomberguy takedown of some shady business practices I wasn't aware of

[@eccomi21]

I dont even understand what this channel is. I am so confused

[@AquaticAbomination]

​​​​@@eccomi21 It's a legendary old channel by guys who used to do these skits where they do cosplay / candid camera pranks as video game characters in public. They managed to do a skit as Mario and Luigi with Shigeru frickin' Miyamoto appearing on their video. Sort the channel from the oldest videos and you'll see that stuff. It's legendary. As a 40 year old nerd, it's amazing to see this channel posting again. They posted stuff when I was like 25 lol. This was like from the era KZbin began. Before it was owned by Google.

[@redtaileddolphin1875]

@@AquaticAbomination I love the implication that they ever stopped uploading rofl

[@AquaticAbomination]

​​@@redtaileddolphin1875 True, I guess I just stopped following at some point. Not really a fan of gaming podcasts

[@Kraus-]

Never heard of Mega64 so it was a wild ride of shitpost or serious.

[@Kinzokugia]

It's my right as an American to eat the Pizza Rolls that kill you instantly

[@Thomas-sg4iz]

“it’s not had to find, you can look him up on any website or any book and usually on page one it’ll tell you Jeno Paulucchi invented the pizza roll. first murder, and now, plagiarism.” incredible. this quote will be stuck in my head for weeks.

[@6dragondaddy913]

I'm sure his mom is very proud of him

[@kid14346]

"It bears asking everypony..." YOU CANNOT JUST FLASHBANG ME WITH THAT SENTENCE IN THE YEAR 2024!

[@Sonichero151]

That line hit me like a low yield thermonuclear bomb detonating in the lower atmosphere

[@Dollop_of_Mayo]

the idea of a mere two pizza rolls killing a human being is preposterous, in fact when my very own mee-maw was lying in the hospital ravaged by old people diseases, one heroic doctor suggested replacing her medicine with G-Seppi's ® Caffeinated Pizza Rolls™ and she immediately got better, springing up from her hospital bed and started jumping around and climbing on walls like Spider-man ® it was so cool and she lived another 50 years I am not affiliated with the honorable G-Seppi's ®corporation or any of their subsidiaries, I am simply somebody whose life was changed forever by their amazing products

[@ZILtoid1991]

They were not ordinary pizza rolls, but caffeinated ones.

[@Mortrexable]

Thank good for G-Seppi's Caffeinated Pizza Rolls. Truly the food of the gods

[@Sonichero151]

Would you like to swear on this Bible that you aren't affiliated with G-Seppi's or any of their affiliates in any capicity? *presents Bible with super glue and electric trap on the front cover

[@DavidMGiles]

I think I almost died when I heard you say "Everypony". Like how Jared's heart died when he ate those pizza rolls.

[@ANeMzero]

Thankfully much like ponys, death induced by consuming G-SEPPI'S Caffeinated Pizza Rolls™ isn't real.

[@Andrewoo99]

Bro I thought this was a real hbomber video for the first 4 minutes lmaooo

[@Inuvash255]

It took me a solid minute to realize what channel this was on

[@justawatchin2]

I watched the whole thing and read like 100 comments and i am totally lost

[@billyalarie929]

Why, what is this AI or something? I’m also very, profoundly confused.

[@draexian530]

Well, it is "real" in that Hbomb got sent this script and filmed his take on it. Not his script, of course, but I hope he makes a habit of using his talents as a speaker for little shit like this. It's more fun than the actual plagiarism.

[@alicobosboi]

I eagerly await for the next 4 hour hbomberguy video so this will do for now.

[@Marxally]

yeah i dunno guys i think this will age like milk *This comment was sponsored by G-Seppi's, a registered trademark of Galagger Scrimm's Corporated.*

[@s_callahan]

sad milk?..

[@onimaxblade8988]

@@s_callahancaffeinated milk

[@benh5541]

I think it'll age like Jared.

[@keithklassen5320]

Big post-truth energy.

[@ince55ant]

when it said the video was 5:51 long i thought youtube was glitching out with an ad stopped by my blockerr

[@patrikcath1025]

It always briefly stops being unhinged so I forget it's not actually a serious three hour video-essay and then I get hit with "everypony"

[@kiwi_arms]

he knew what he was getting into when he went for the second roll, g-seppi's is BLAMELESS

[@alexrogers777]

he was no angel! did you know that Jared once jaywalked 90 years ago? absolutely a remorseless criminal

[@mechabubba]

mega64, in a show of true neutrality, has promoted both tommy tallarico and hbomberguy. call them the switzerland of youtube

[@soandso7443]

They are both lolcows I don't get it

[@prahanormal]

@@soandso7443 youre a lolcow

[@Togoth-oz5dg]

​@@soandso7443 how is a guy that exposes frauds a lolcow?

[@mememachine-386]

​@@Togoth-oz5dgbecause the guy you're replying to is an alt-right weirdo who's favorite grifter was called out by Hbomb nearly a decade ago and they're still salty about it.

[@darkdude521]

@@Togoth-oz5dg90% cause he called out someone he likes

[@Camillelang]

Gallagher Scrimm is such a classic Mega64 name

[@haustyl12]

I saw Jared at 64X. He was full of joy and fun. I’ll never forget what happened after he ate that pizza roll 😢

[@Barrillel]

You mean the second one! The first was fine!

[@CrypticMantisTX55]

People in the comments still mad about Man In Cave

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

It's not Harry's fault. He didn't tell that guy to go in that cave. He's just a bomberguy.

[@sunnyta1990]

Video should've been called Man in Court

[@killerdls]

Cheap Ass Gamer Jared cameo is amazing.

[@ChadVanHalen5150]

R.i.p.r.i.g.

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

so that's a real guy?

[@Ricecooka]

That's why I stick to Pizza Bagels. When pizza's on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime without the threat of imminent stimulant related death

[@Moonguided]

That was the jingle for Pizza Bagels, wasn't it? 🎶 When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza any time Without the risk of imminent stimulant-related death 🎶

[@javiers5599]

When Seagulls on a bagel, you can eat seagulls anytime

[@Charnel_Heart]

I remember eating pizza bagels in preschool. They were so good, I got held back just so I could have some more.

[@SpecialInterestShow]

I hear they're coming up with caffeinated bagel bites next... Watch out...

[@JesseBakerH]

"Everypony" was like a psychic shock to my system

[@Cyranek]

Can't stand these things. I had them and it simply made me too energized and too good at gaming. Completely ruined epic gaming sessions for me as now I can't perform at my peak without them.

[@elliespohr]

Pretty weird to claim it's *your* peak when it's the rolls doing all the work.

[@Cyranek]

@@elliespohr semantics - I agree it was certainly the pizza rolls putting in most of the work kinda like a ratatouille situation

[@hastanley1]

The visuals of a caffeinated pizza roll with little arms and legs and opinions, sitting on someone's head controlling their every move as they desperately try to win another round in Dress To Impress at 2am, sweaty face reflecting in the screen and distorting the body of the caffeinated pizza rolls grip atop the head is too horrifying to imagine

[@goldenglazed3767]

Anyone complaining about hbomberguy being a "political leftist" in the comment section of a Mega64 video about caffeinated pizzarolls really needs to take a good, long look in the mirror.

[@soundywaivy]

His most controversial opinion is him thinking Dark Souls 2 is good

[@Snooper]

hbomberguy is just a loser, but i guess if you're still a poor loser at 30 you might find him cool

[@growupjeff3287]

@@soundywaivyit is a good game. Frick you

[@watameshogun2302]

"erm why are they pointing out why my hero has bad takes constantly? He said politics needs to be inserted into everything but don't let the normals find out!!" You're legit pathetic

[@TomK-wj2yc]

Why would you be mad that people are saying what his political views are? It seems like you just don't want people to talk about disliking leftists lol

[@Algrenion]

why did it take me till 2:46 to realise this is a bit

[@douglaswolfen7820]

I suspected from the start. But it took me about that long to be really sure, because it's so deadpan at the start

[@hi-ougidemonfang]

The best part of this comment is that everyone weaving through the con around Jared’s blanket covered corpse is a believable part of any gaming convention.

[@Play_In_Traffic]

Omg...I fucking believed it. I really believed it. Google had to tell me the cold hard truth...😢

[@Algrenion]

@@Play_In_Traffic bro... we might be stupid 😭

[@ThaddeusExMachina]

I really hope that Mega64 keeps writing parody videos of other KZbinrs and then have those very KZbinrs make those videos.

[@Sharkwellington]

Jared didn't have the cleanest history either. He had been fired from his job with the NYC Metro just a month before. For more information, look up "Why was Jared fired from subway?"

[@Ali-fs7ze]

Wow, this guy's good. He should start his own KZbin channel.

[@EeveeEuphoria]

didn't think a video about caffeinated pizza rolls would get a lot of people who snort bleach upset, keep up the good work mega64, proud of you for enabling this

[@goldie819]

all you have to do is hold out a barrel and the fish jump right in

[@Hal9000ize]

Not long enough

[@sentientwaffle535]

5:31 This isn't the real HBomberguy, he knows horses aren't real!

[@Sonichero151]

But are ponies horses? Or are horses ponies? *deep thunk*

[@Dimbo]

“Galagger Scrimms” is an amazing name. Completely impossible to tell if it’s a Mega64 name or a Hbomb name. 10/10

[@ChadVanHalen5150]

That is a Rocco-ass name for sure

[@draexian530]

"What can any man do when his Gods fail him?" Played totally straight right after a casual "everypony" put me in a novel and extremely painful emotional state. Somewhere between grief and the texture of slime.

[@vaiyt]

Hbomberguy doing a DaThings spliced speech portmanteau but in real time with his actual voice is one of the greatest understated jokes ever

[@wraithsnowyo]

This feels like surreal horror, as if it was a perfect AI video imitating Hbomberguys voice and mannerisms, good job fellas

[@Laundry_Hamper]

0:22 certified DaThings moment

[@lecapitaineisonyoutoob]

DaThings portmanteaus are *P R O F E S S I O N A L*

[@DillonStrichman]

Now that’s a niche reference I can fucking get behind

[@censor2112]

Just watching a video about pizza rolls and the comments are all talking about social studies warriors

[@MazTheMeh16]

5:19 soo close to being the lick

[@retronymph]

I hate that you said this

[@MazTheMeh16]

@@retronymph you're welcome

[@NightRogue77]

Damnit I’m goin nuts trying to to figure what tf y’all r on about! The piano melody?

[@it-s-a-mystery]

These comments are hilarious, never seen a m64 comment section like this. the brain rot is real

[@je4155]

it might be only one person, a few of these accounts have join dates only a few days apart

[@ingramhodges]

culture war folk genuinely need help

[@Snooper]

@@it-s-a-mystery it’s brain rot not to appreciate a toxic and bad content creator you guys!!!

[@StarluckZX]

i could never sit though one of this guy's videos but all the comments here about how much mega64 meant to them and how they're leaving the patreon because of this collab are from people with no other comments in accounts that are not even 2 years old lol

[@mememachine-386]

​@@Snooper"toxic" lmfao

[@acerola3576]

i wish to live in the world where the inventor of the pizza roll is information that can be found on the first page of EVERY BOOK ever printed

[@Sonichero151]

Mega64: "so we wanna collab with you about doing a parody of your measured response video involving pizza rolls, ai images, reckless disregard for public safety...... and Plagiarism" Hbomberguy breaking through the wall with a fire axe: "YA SHOULD HAVE LED WITH THAT ONE!!!"

[@EdwardoFE]

0:28 how the heck did you find that nasty pizza roll video from like 2007

[@JuberLOL]

40 pizza roll challenge, it's still on youtube

[@rudeboyspodcast]

You think Rocco didn't have it saved on his hard drive for 17 years? Come on

[@trevoryoung1793]

Seeing this guy shoveling pizza rolls again is the definition of nostalgia. Put this in the next Ghostbusters: Afterlife

[@Danneman93]

R.I.P. BigMastadon Loved his pizza rolls just a bit too much

[@DNGNDriver]

"Gallager Scrimms" is honestly a top tier Glup Shitto name

[@beckyhopkins4306]

I'm so embarrassed at how long I thought this was legit. Even after he said everypony. I was so locked in that somehow my heart still hasn't stopped breaking for Jared

[@negil]

Wait, did X used to be called Twitter? Why am I just hearing about this now

[@lucasanderson1516]

People calling Mega64 cringe and shit because they're not right wing magas. The best part isn't just the cope but that their earliest "cringe free" videos were built on them making people cringe with weird public prank videos.

[@Snooper]

no hbomberguy is just a toxic loser, its kinda strange they're attaching themselves to a loser like him when this video wont break 30k views tho lol

[@ingramhodges]

@@Snooper bro get out of the comments of this video and touch some grass

[@logitech4873]

​@@Snooper How is he toxic?

[@lizzzbenoist]

​@@Snooper It already broke 60k views lmao, double the amount you said. Like yeah it may not be much but I wanna make fun of you for being weird.

[@tonyjoestar2632]

Credit to Tommy Tallarico for inventing caffiene

[@DMasterChifu]

His mother would be very proud

[@ZeDitto3]

“Plankton farts and dies” must be involved

[@Sonichero151]

I knew it.... man carrying things, more like man KILLING things!!!!

[@VeridicoIV]

Compackage? Thanks, Mega64. Thega64.

[@thatcopkransky]

Thanks Caesar Thaesar

[@BugsyFoga]

Your mother must be very proud

[@gchristnacht]

Hey that's me! 1:02

[@NostalgiaChan]

RIP Jared, I'm built different, I ate three rolls and learned to vibrate my molecules through walls. Incidentally, I'm stuck in the floor of my apartment, can somebody come by and feed me more G-Seppi's?

[@lemonworm]

Literally nothing will make me call twitter "X" you could not pay me.

[@nMsFreeStyleZ]

A 5 min Hbomb video? In the roaring 20s? How

[@TheRedKing247]

"Roaring" 20s because of all the furries, innit?

[@Aphidae]

@@TheRedKing247it’s the Rawring 20s

[@elcoshayuyodrsimi3000]

@@Aphidae i think i just had a stroke thanks to this

[@Aphidae]

@@elcoshayuyodrsimi3000 you’re welcome :3

[@goldsocks9999]

The concept of this playing at the expo is so fucking funny

[@Channel4comments1]

Everypony gave me fucking whiplash

[@Groby50000]

I laughed so hard at "We invented the pizza roll" that my contact fucked up and my eye is in pain

[@EntrancedOptics]

The straight delivery of "It bears asking, anypony..." KILLED ME just like that poor brave soul who ate two caffeinated pizza rolls.

[@Kayayayaya]

Shawn looks weird in this one.

[@jammin2575]

He’s Ai generated #sadday

[@kooshkaboose]

when my friends would brag about getting good deals on games i would act effeminate and say "he went to jared" and now that's over, forever.

[@ASerpentPerplexed]

Bro I feel like I just stumbled into another dimension where everyone is in on a specific joke and I am the only one on planet earth who is completely lost?

[@JustSoji]

I can't believe Tommy Talerico invented the Pizza Roll just to kill Jared

[@oboeshoesgames]

0:39 CaffeineMan jumpscare

[@atlas16198]

Hi oboeshoe

[@alexkidd3d]

I clicked on this because ive liked some of this guy's videos before and the bafflement and utter lack of context I feel is crippling.... 5 stars, love it.

[@Giantkiller130-t]

WHAT? HBOMBERGUY WITH A CLEAN SHIRT? HOW?!

[@AgentJTV]

I was not expecting an AI generated picture of Dr. Kevorkian eating pizza rolls, holy shit lmao

[@jinxedjosie5934]

These comments prove that conservatives are the real snowflakes 😂

[@YTKeepsDeletingAllMyComments]

Always have been. They can't even take a joke.

[@matthewbrooks5470]

I didn’t think I could be any more bewildered by all this and then I get assaulted with an honest-to-God “everypony”

[@starkravingmad31]

Cheesy Mega 64 silliness wrapped in a crispy layer of Hbomb melodrama is the pizza roll of content I didn't know I needed.

[@BenjaminN.]

Idc if this isn’t a serious video essay. I hunger for more of hbomb’s scraps and put this to my list of rewatches.

[@DrButthugger]

What he doesn’t want you to know is that he’s a clout chaser trying to get his next big scoop on his dried up KZbin account. This is a hit job against G-Seppi’s and their awesome pizza rolls!

[@RakastanPorkkanakakkua]

Jared is a Tortino's paid actor to stain the good name of G-Seppi's. Caffeinated pizza rolls is a cornerstone of the gamer breakfast and it's anti-patriotic even to consider having this discussion!

[@Lawnie]

Foolish move when they could have absolutely dominated the WLW pizza roll market by making that lesbian pizza roll commerical with Kristen Stewart real. They could have thrived alongside the caffeined gamer pizza rolls. We could have had both. WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL.

[@JollyJoshums]

I spent 60 seconds in bewilderment listening to a British guy talk about caffeinated pizza rolls only to realize this video is from a channel I've been subscribed to for about 15 years now.

[@mdstevens0612]

I literally cannot tell which part of this is a shitpost and my next few google searches will put me on a list.

[@eloryosnak4100]

Its okay friend, we'll be on the list together

[@Evil_Narwhal]

Is that how 64X is pronounced?!

[@dualwieldsoftware]

The "everypony" is the most glorious, precise joke goddamn. Burst out cackling i was so surprised.

[@sh4rx486]

This is the equivalent of of a short for hbomberguy

[@void-creature]

I went into this expecting an elaborate KZbin poop and became increasingly bewildered as the video went on

[@CountCannoli]

2:01 Holy shit he's playing ANTONBLAST!!! I'm in that game!!!

[@trey7331]

He WAS, but never will again...

[@stebbenwolfe]

It’s true. I opened up a biography on Ho Chi Minh next to my bed and yeah on the very first page it said “Jeno Paulucci invented the pizza roll”. I’m surprised I didn’t notice that the first time.

[@RandomNPC15]

This is funny but gamers would 100% buy this shit

[@MaxMiller94]

Can confirm. Source: am gamers.

[@chintex_]

Oh for sure. If it has unsafe levels of caffeine in it that just a selling point.

[@justjim8243]

A 2 hour video about the Roblox oof sound, but only 5 minutes for Jared... sigh.. #woke #BidenAmerica

[@canalsincontenido]

One requiered investigation while the other has the sources on the first page of every book. We just know too much already about pizza rolls.

[@jameseglavin4]

I had to do a concerning amount of googling before I realized this was a bit