The Handwich: Disney's Failed Sandwich of the Future

[@Defunctland]

Warning: I misspoke. It’s 7 grams of yeast, not ounces, but hey it’s up to you.

[@lino4]

Ok

[@Le_dank_memez]

It's gonna explode if you put 8 ounces of yeast

[@randomjunkohyeah1]

I mean you are after all the Lilo & Stitch of your handwich

[@TomTheyy]

DefunctPan would be neat-ass series, recreating long-gone food products. Someone needs to show that Babish guy up at his game!

[@veronikayrkoska7056]

198.4 grams of yeast yum

[@CoolDude12468]

“And you’ll never guess who was responsible for its creation.” NO! NOT AGAIN! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! “It was Michael Eisner.”

[@merrittanimation7721]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[@jakerelind5577]

All roads lead to Eisner. He is the genesis of the Odd in this world.

[@doctorwholover1012]

I swear Eisner was doing a "Worst Ideas Speedrun: CEO edition" during his time at Disney

[@deeya]

"It was Eisner all along..." [gasp] we finally know where they got the inspiration for that song!

[@DragonBallZKaifan2]

@@merrittanimation7721 NOOOOOOOOooooo!!! NO!

[@djemollient2594]

"Implying that you can RIDE the Handwich. In reality, the Handwich rides YOU." This slogan could have saved the whole damn Handwich

[@SomeOne-ym4xg]

“You’ve ridden Space Mountain. Now experience the only thing in Disney that rides you.”

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@SomeOne-ym4xg I appreciate how it's both vaguely sexy, and vaguely threatening.

[@ErickC]

They could have even gotten Yakov Smirnoff to promote it!

[@molly0071]

“it was michael eisner.” HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[@mimkyodar]

Spoilers, He Didn't.

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

@@mimkyodar yeah his net worth is only 1 billion jokes on him

[@doodledungit]

YOU POISONED BROCK

[@blue_eyedfloozy]

PLEASE as soon as he said “you’ll never guess who was behind it” I was like oh my god here we go

[@samtinkle9076]

He is the human definition of “Goddamnit old man, not again!”

[@DatBrasss]

"I guess everyone was right when they called you Two Handwich Kevin" is so unhinged

[@hughcaldwell1034]

That was my favourite, tied with the 1984 joke.

[@rosebyanyname]

"...when in reality, the Handwich rides you" needs to be put on merch

[@AxxLAfriku]

Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear rose

[@altoid2097]

@@AxxLAfriku what are you talking about?

[@cfruge444]

Only in Soviet Russia.

[@merrittanimation7721]

@@altoid2097 Spammer, ignore him

[@CLAYTERRACOTTA]

Disney would turn his ass inside out if he did that.

[@bungoboy5718]

I genuinely believe if they had just kept the name "Castle Cone" it would still be around. Handwich sounds strangely aggressive.

[@TownieSimBuilds]

The name definitely sounded cheesy and unappetizing, I agree with Castle Cone being more viable!

[@daisyprayers]

I was going to say the same thing, “handwich” is the least magical word I could possibly think of.

[@silversonome5360]

I mean, Pokémon nailed it with the _Casteliacone,_ so we know for a fact that it could work...

[@CharlieApples]

Let me get a roast beef knuckle sandwich

[@ValkyrieTiara]

Rather than strangely aggressive, I would say it sounds aggressively strange... like something an alien trying to pass itself off as human would think of.

[@IncandescentIdea]

"Say the line, Kevin!" "It was Michael Eisner." "YAAAAAY!"

[@BigT.Larrity]

"Top o the morning to ya!" "Oldest anarchy server in Minecraft" "it was Michael Eisner"

[@LordProteus]

Woozle-Wozzle?

[@rowan4024]

it warms my heart to know that the order placed in this video is probably NOT the strangest order the arby’s worker took that day

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

And this is supposed to be an Arby's in _Limbo!_

[@braydengrant1046]

I worked at ARby's before and its common for people to order beef and cheddars or roast beef sandwiches without the buns

[@chjbsdhkcjndsf]

i feel like that's a pretty normal order tbh. people with celiac disease often order burgers & sandwiches without the bun because most fast food places dont offer gluten-free options

[@thanatoast]

Catch me fucking crying because Kevin Perjurer the Defuncland guy made me a handwich and that's the kindest thing anyone has ever done for me.

[@missybarbour6885]

Went full Mr. Rogers for that one...

[@nanp545]

Honestly when he said “one for me, one for you” I felt that

[@angeliqte]

we don’t deserve him 🥺🥺

[@TheKillfish]

Right in the feels, and right in my desire to have a BBQ Chicken Handwich

[@harinimarchadi1204]

when he said “and one for you” I got very emotional I must admit

[@RTGame]

my life has forever changed with this revelation

[@crosby8877]

dang RT you also watch this channel that's cool

[@benedictdwyer2608]

Damn bestie ya watch defunctland?? Pog

[@voreenjoyer309]

Hi rt

[@CrilG-Games]

YES I AGREE

[@Business_Skeleton]

It's always lovely to see when you tubers i like watch other youtubers I like

[@HakureiIllusion]

This madman actually goes through the process of studying and recreating Disney's single-hand sandwich, then immediately uses two hands to bite into it

[@cyber_xiii3786]

Just because you CAN eat it with one hand doesn't mean it's the best option

[@reaperkollyns6495]

I was just thinking this when I read this comment.

[@CatholicZola]

Pure instinct is all that is

[@ano_nym]

@@cyber_xiii3786 "Your cooks was so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't think of whether they should."

[@G.reviewz]

SHEAR HERESY!

[@MechMK1]

The thing about the Handwich is that it's not immediately a bad idea. If I saw one being offered, I'd definitely try it. But the Handwich is something that's all about the details. How thick is the bread? How viscous are the fillings? It's something that could definitely "work" as a sort of novelty.

[@NightmareBlade10]

I think the real issue with the handwich is that they tried so heavily to market it as a remarkable and mindblowing "sandwich of the future" which doesn't really shore up to the disappointment you get when you bite into what tastes like a normal and generic chicken/tuna salad wrap in the shape of a cone. If they offered this without all of the disney brand TM patenting and fanfare then I'm sure they would still be selling it to this day. It seems pretty convenient and I can imagine it would taste awesome with a brioche or puff pastry cone with some barbecue chicken, lettuce and onions, or even dessert styled crepe fillings. Just don't try to make it sound like something it's not.

[@lyndonwesthaven6623]

Okay, the cone thing is cute, but I want something crusty. Tastier and more structurally sound

[@gastonbell108]

It's like a big Japanese hand roll except instead of filled with rice it's filled with wet stuff that would likely leak.

[@carso1500]

​@@lyndonwesthaven6623i think of they were made of puff pastry they would be delicious

[@lyndonwesthaven6623]

@@carso1500 I'm also here for the cone croissanwich

[@Niffoni]

"The first sandwich you can hold in one hand" is such a great line, because it tells you, in one short sentence, that Michael Eisner had a fully-staffed test kitchen, a massive marketing team, and a theme park full of employees, and not a single one of them was willing to break it to him that actually, you can just cut a sandwich in half.

[@edurnealvarez6455]

Rolling on the floor laughing

[@kobaltsteel6418]

Eisner: you can... cut sandwhiches? Why didn't I know about this!?

[@zigfaust]

He would have fired the person who told that to him on the spot for hurting his fragile ego.

[@digimonlover1632]

But it wouldn’t be a whole sandwich.

[@The_Bird_Bird_Harder]

@@digimonlover1632 Hold two halves, in one hand.

[@rosebyanyname]

"She's a sweetheart but a bit of an arsonist" is something I would only expect to hear on this channel and yet it still caught me off guard

[@immortaluglyfish2724]

Gonna use this line as a song lyric

[@cecilyerker]

Is my daughter Wednesday Addams

[@farawaysky]

it reminded me of klee from genshin impact lol

[@chompythebeast]

@@immortaluglyfish2724 Now, to find a rhyme for "arsonist"...

[@immortaluglyfish2724]

@@chompythebeast botanist, something with "pissed" and uhhhhh... lemon twist?

[@BlueBoboDoo100]

I literally burst out laughing. The reveal that Michael Eisner is always the culprit will never NOT be funny.

[@kc3d777]

its always like unmasking a scooby doo villain and I just always imagine him turning to the camera and saying "I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for this bad economy and ignorance of market demands!"

[@t.a.d.k.d6580]

@@jaidasimone_”…again!”

[@anunnakicrown]

The frames of him stroking his purebred mini snow cat is the epitome of his villainry at 4:08

[@ridhosamudro2199]

Hey, spoiler!

[@zerocool5395]

That cat did not wanna be there lol.

[@GreatFernicus]

I love that only about 40% of this video is about the Handwich and the remainder is an incredibly well-produced and drawn-out gag

[@yutuberocks22]

Well, and a Handwich cooking tutorial.

[@salvadorromero9712]

"It is called one thousand nine hundred eighty-four" is perhaps my favorite line on all this channel, and that's saying quite a lot. The gag is pretty Handwich-relevant, it must be said.

[@royalscholar7504]

I think that Defunctland started off with every intention of being a serious documentary series on defunct amusement park properties, but has only become more unhinged as time goes on

[@arturotroncoso3484]

As all things should be.

[@fallingpetunias9046]

I think we can etch that down as a fact

[@NerdsTravels]

I’m not mad about it.

[@DeliciousHotShmoze]

The surreal aspect of this episode is definitely unprecedented for this show, but definitely not unexpected. Kevin has always used some form of humor, especially deadpan, to some degree since the beginning. He’s truly cranked it up to 11 though in the more recent episodes.

[@ThatDonParker]

Now I understand why we always called him "Two Handwich Kevin"

[@Shrek2Enthusiast]

I feel like "Castle Cone" sounds so much better and still fits Disney's overall theme

[@Soufriere84]

Someone should go back in time and tell Eisner that. Aside from too-out-there ingredients, he was let down by the dumbest marketers on Disney's payroll (and considering everything ELSE, that's _really_ saying something).

[@SSKJ64]

I agree

[@planescaped]

The castle cone legit sounded good. The handwich sounds like an SNL/MADTv skit...

[@SuperDavidBrothers]

I totally agree with that statement dude!

[@z-beeblebrox]

Hmm I don't know. Like, out of context I expect "Castle Cone" to be some kind of elaborate ice cream cone, and any time something sounds like it's ice cream but isn't ice cream, my disappointment is immeasurable.

[@andream8655]

"I'm making two handwhiches. One for me... And one for you." is truely one of the most tender things I've heard. On par with "I want us to eat well."

[@vaporwave2345]

*Tenderrrr.* - TJ Detweiler

[@lizzard3434]

Not gonna lie, I teared up a little when he said that

[@cukeumberr]

“let’s try to keep it at a mezzo forte, kevin’s got a headache” is undoubtedly the funniest thing i’ve ever seen on this channel

[@emilyh7817]

“Implying that you could ride the handwich” was the line that absolutely sent me

[@princesidon]

You can ride anything if you try hard enough. 😼

[@christopherwall2121]

I would have gone with, "if you bought one, you got taken for a ride."

[@Driver-qt9jh]

"There's a book named after the ignition point of paper, 1984" That is one of the best jokes I've ever heard.

[@wednesday181]

I had to double back just to be sure I caught that correctly. A perfect low-key Kevin joke.

[@thezephyrsong]

hang on let me google something real quick yeah this is funny

[@TroyPacelli]

Someone help me out here. Is there something deeper than the swap of 1984 and Fahrenheit 451?

[@TheTownNarcoleptic]

As someone studying English Lit at A Level, it still took me a couple of seconds to properly wrap my head around it, but when I did it was brilliant

[@josephwilliams1915]

@@TroyPacelli nope, that's the joke, hahaha.

[@waterbed12]

I came in expecting a “Binging With Babish” kind of style show with Kevin’s expected spin on it; and yet I’m still blown away at the creativity.

[@JacobHillSBD]

It's like if Binging With Babish met WandaVision

[@foxyfoxington2651]

You were expecting Bimbish and I was hoping for a Handwich "Will it Blow?" Seriously, tho, I could watch hands on a screen make food all day long.

[@Ferromancer86]

Amusement park-themed collaboration when

[@caramelcomplx9518]

@@foxyfoxington2651 And 3...2...1. Let's sausageee~!

[@MitoNova583]

@@foxyfoxington2651 how many Mark Ruffalos would a handwich be

[@scoopishere7881]

This man has so much creative energy he had to make every section for the 3 handwiches different. He even mimics the performance style of the different flavors of cooking show perfectly. I actually wanted to punch him a few times during the second section, it mimics annoying modern cooking shows perfectly. I can't believe I slept on this video for so long, this guy is talented in literally everything he does for his content.

[@survivordave]

We don't deserve Kevin Perjurer, but God saw fit to bless us with him anyway 😂 He's the only creator who can get me to not only watch feature length documentaries but rewatch them too. I won't lie that I miss his more frequent lower-key videos like this one but at least the stuff he is putting out is top notch.

[@ericlotze7724]

The A e s t h e t i c in this video was AMAZING

[@lyndonwesthaven6623]

I am losing my mind over the amount of production value he crammed into under half an hour

[@user-jk7vp7vn2k]

this is the video which made me go from watching defunctland for the content to watching it for kevin (and dreaming of him, too)

[@None-Trick_Pony]

I love how Eisner can't catch a break even when it's just a fucking sandwich.

[@extropiantranshuman]

or the other way - that eisner couldn't succeed - even with sandwiches!

[@InternetsPedestrian]

Being told that Michael Eisener was at the New York World's Fair and was alive and at the same place as Walt Disney has *SHATTERED* my sense of time

[@sswpp8908]

Me too. I suppose because Eisner's time as CEO seems recent, but he left 15 years ago and was there for a long time. He started as CEO of Disney only 16 years after that world's fair and would have been in his early 40s as an executive. That means he was not just alive during the fair but in his mid 20s.

[@austin_bennett]

@@sswpp8908 wait what!? I assumed he was in his 30s when he was CEO & had to be a kid then (around 10)! This is absolutely mind blowing to me

[@Kaltagstar96]

@@sswpp8908 Is Eisner even still alive? I imagine that, if he is, he's getting up in age?

[@shardgunner4815]

Kinda unrelated , but there’s this clip floating around KZbin of this 1950’s game show where they brought on the last surviving witness to Lincoln’s assassination. He was 96 at the time of his appearance, and he was 5 on the day Lincoln died. That one really broke me

[@sswpp8908]

@@Kaltagstar96 He'll be 80 next year according to Wikipedia.

[@ankle-beez]

defunctland videos: you’ll never guess who was responsible for this insane, batshit bizarre thing at Disney that got made in the late 80’s to early 90’s and everyone hated Me, leaning forward: was it Michael eisner Defunctland video: it was Michael eisner Me, hooting and hollering: HOLY SHIT

[@Nonyah123]

ur funny lets get married

[@howhow2275]

@@Nonyah123 hey thanks for performing that lifesaving surgery on my puppy and paying me $50,000,000 dollars, real kind of you

[@snailsucker]

@@Nonyah123 hey man thank you for lending me your batmobile, the operation was successful. My daughter is 9 pounds 2 oz. can't wait to see you at the pool party this Saturday!

[@riyeski122]

@@Nonyah123 omg thank you for saving my family and I from a massive house fire and not to mention you gave us a new mansion with a butler thank you so much 🙏

[@SmokeyChipOatley]

“HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING! I DIDNT THINK THEY’D DO IT BUT THOSE MICKEY EARED FREAKS DONE DID THE THING! GOD BLESS THIS COUNTRY! MICHAEL DING DONG EISNER DID IT AGAIN!” *slowly begins to sob as fireworks burst intermittently catching a sparkle on a wet cheek as the star spangled banner plays in the background*

[@kattriella1331]

Imagine if this had been the last video on the channel and Kevin just left us with the implication that he'd been lost somewhere in the time space continuum.

[@HugumsBL]

"...And you'll never guess who was responsible for it's creation" Me: Michael Eisn- "Michael Eisner..." Me: SON OF A MOUSE

[@logicaltips4107]

Michael Eisner has become the Kamen Rider Decade of the Disney History Canon When in doubt, it's Eisner's fault

[@LeaHandler]

My husband thought I was some sort of wizard for shouting out that answer. …clearly he hasn’t seen enough Defunctland yet

[@kamenriderbizzare4726]

@@logicaltips4107 ONORE EISNER

[@katherinealvarez9216]

🤣

[@logicaltips4107]

@@kamenriderbizzare4726 "Who are you?" "Just a retiring CEO of Disney. Remember that! Henshin!"

[@CarthusDojo]

This is one of those dumb ideas you think up with the bois and then laugh at how stupid it was the next day

[@ssrunner]

This is 100% a Highdea

[@cokentutes]

Except when you’re Michael Eisner you throw a hundred thousand dollars at the idea the next day.

[@merrittanimation7721]

@@cokentutes Michael Eisner has no dumb ideas. Michael Eisner says so.

[@ebwarg]

@@merrittanimation7721 “Isn’t that right, Jeffrey Kittykatzenberg?”

[@merrittanimation7721]

@@ebwarg "Meow" "See, he agrees."

[@coasterfreakawesome]

"Alright, let's try to keep it at a mezzo forte, Kevin's got a headache." As a theatre music director, I am so using this in my next rehearsal.

[@rockyxbautista]

Would just like to mention that the Cozy Cone still sells unofficial handwiches to this day ! It’s been my go to quick lunch every time I’ve gone this year haha :)

[@ethanstine426]

Pray Disney never notices

[@julialuster3684]

Cozy Cone is in cars land in Disneys California Adventure. They recycled the concept 😊

[@ciderfan823]

I went to Disney World in August and didn't know about this. Otherwise I would have tried it.

[@XdarzethX]

I came to watch about how the handwich failed. But I ended up getting an epic cinematic journey on how to make them in many different ways. Did not expect this at all!

[@habstab6551]

Huh. Didn't expect to find you here, Darzeth. ... So, uh. Not sure what else to say. Hope you have a pleasant rest of your day?

[@XdarzethX]

@@habstab6551 heya

[@wanderingoryx3710]

Look up Japanese crepes

[@hammison]

What's up, checkmark

[@normadgarmez7026]

Same here. I think I'll make one of my own like a pb&j

[@jasperjazzie]

the sandwich was literally made to be eaten with one hand, it was created as something that could be eaten while playing cards, and somehow that makes this entire thing even funnier

[@Levacque]

Eisner was consistently funny while trying his very best to be as serious as possible. Such a dork.

[@carlbirtles4518]

John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich for that very reason.

[@nathangamble125]

@@carlbirtles4518 The 8th Duke of Beaufort, who lived at Badminton House, invented badminton in the mid 19th century (initially as a variant of tennis which used a shuttlecock, which had been introduced to England from India a few years previously), in order to avoid damaging paintings and other valuables when playing tennis indoors.

[@StarmenRock]

@@nathangamble125 this is so cool, thanks for sharing

[@rocoe9019]

That's not true !

[@brawlman2000064]

"The sandwich of the future of the past is of the present once again." This is a brilliant and beautiful sentence.

[@thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674]

I must agree

[@s70driver2005]

100%!!!

[@fhs4137]

That was legitimately poetic. Replace sandwich with something a bit more abstract, and you, too, can impress the hipster kids in your hometown. Or, keep it as sandwich, but be careful. You don't wanna come across as too good.

[@fossilfighters101]

eyoo twewy icon

[@SeenAGreatLight]

I love that Kevin _deliberately_ eats each Handwich with two hands just to thumb his nose at the tagline. XD

[@anone.mousse674]

Whoever you got for this 50's VA is nailing it. Edit: If DefunctPan becomes a regular thing, Kevin needs to make Pirate Ship Tuna Burgers.

[@trystan7533]

He definitely should make DefunctPan another series.

[@anone.mousse674]

@@trystan7533 I smell a Babish crossover! And it smells… _delicious._

[@MrSkerpentine]

Honestly a side series where Kevin tries to recreate old theme park food & drink would be kinda fun to see, especially if he shared the recipes. Like Mythical Kitchen’s Past Food series, but with 100% more jabs at Michael Eisner.

[@lordrabbit7713]

@@anone.mousse674 oh that be amazing.

[@alexanderszewc9448]

@@MrSkerpentine Defunctpan: A mix of history, nostalgia, and Jabs at bad ideas.

[@brandonfaddis7443]

I love how this devolves from proper baking with risen dough and slow cooked barbeque chicken, to stuffing a bunch of Arby's into a disemboweled piece of french bread. Masterful.

[@respeed4591]

That's my thoughts on point

[@LordMarlle]

Reminds me a bit of OATS: Cooking with Bill

[@FranNyan]

...as I had to pause at the intentional swapping of 451 and 1984. Well played, sir. Well played.

[@Soufriere84]

That was beautiful.

[@Fictionalcharactersimp145]

The latter half of this video was both hilarious and chaotically insane. I loved every moment, and I bet thar poor Arby's worker was so confused.

[@Meikulish]

The most impressive part of this production for me was that he was willing, in public, to ask an Arby's employee for three BREADLESS sandwiches. I can't imagine hearing "so you want the meat and cheese... in a bowl?" and not immediately apologizing for what I've done and leaving.

[@Anitube]

You ever work in the food service industry, you know that's not even that weird. To be honest, if that were me working, it'd make my day because at least it's not a 30 ingredient drink with 20 shots of stuff. I would thank him for a funny, but not insane order.

[@Gatorbox]

It's common for people on low-carb high-protein diets to order burgers sans buns. One of the local places where I live will dice up the patty and serve it on a salad for you instead. It's weird, but it has its place.

[@isolated_illust]

I can't imagine going to Arby's for food at all, but whatever.

[@rorystfu]

If you've ever ordered anchovies on pizza, you've committed an unfathomably greater sin.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

I once had someone ask for a sandwich with no filling, just the bread and toppings.

[@baileyloudon8110]

"It was Michael Eisner" HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?

[@TheAnubis57]

I love the young people.

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

@@TheAnubis57 and the movie splash, to I would say, unhealthy degree 🤣

[@perrisavallon5170]

No one's talking about that 1984 joke, but that was solid. Props, Kevin

[@Soufriere84]

It WAS solid and I busted a gut. But, those who understand, understand. No need to educate the rubes. :P

[@jannajackson11]

Straight up laughed out loud.

[@BasiliskKingOfSerpents]

It went by so quick but I loved it

[@CassietheReal]

Was expecting it after seeing this comment but it still caught me by surprise, absolute gold

[@nitehawk86]

I mean, it isn't as good as "handwich rides you", but it is a damn good joke.

[@MorgottTheGraceGiven]

Fun fact if you take a shot every time you hear the word ‘handwich’ by 10 mins in you’ll be drunk enough to attempt making your own handwich at 4am by yourself. Also do not do this.

[@OliverGraves]

The handwich actually sounds really convenient for things like pulled pork or chicken. Things that are typically really drippy or might slide out. I can't eat gluten though, so a bowl it is for me.

[@clorofolle]

There's really good gluten free mixes that allow you to bake pretty much anything! If they're available (and not too pricy) in the US, look for Schar's Bread Mix Flour (I think it's mix B - mix A being all-purpose and mix C being for cakes/sweet stuff that don't need to rise). I've had to eat gluten free since I was a kid and they've really improved *so much* these last 20 or so years! :D and the website has basic recipes for pretty much anything. I can confirm white bread takes like 2 hours to make and ends up d e l i c i o u s for GF standards. Good luck! ^^

[@amyc9155]

Yes!!

[@tmarritt]

Yeah but they discontinued it, so I guess you could say....... its a wrap

[@fairyvi4014]

i feel like pita would still work better

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

Yeah, that's a definitely strong use case

[@paultapping9510]

"let's say you have a daughter, aaaand she's... a bit of an arsonist" completely killed me

[@whizzerZero]

"and she will never be able to achieve the dreams you projected onto her"

[@ColossatronProductions]

Ifrit Arknights moment

[@raven.petrichor]

klee genshin moment

[@PaveltheBugFan]

just like the victims of the arson

[@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist]

I mean, let's be honest, who doesn't enjoy a good spot of nice refreshing arson? ;)

[@MetaSynForYourSoul]

"The only *_SANDWICH_* you can hold in one hand." The fact that they made this their marketing slogan tells me that the executives who came up with it haven't eaten the sandwich in quite some time. I would have said "never eaten a sandwich", but the ubiquity of the sandwich makes me think there's only so far I can strain credulity.

[@aarOuOn]

The marketing team in general just seems awful. The initial concept of the castle cone sounded really good, then they changed it to a giant tuna salad icecream cone called the HANDWICH

[@MetaSynForYourSoul]

@@aarOuOn Yeah. Nobody was thinking this one through.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

You can hold a regular sandwich in one hand

[@MetaSynForYourSoul]

@@Twinklethefox9022 I know, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, " I eat sandwiches with one hand most of the time."

[@adog3129]

i can hold pretty much any sandwich in one hand. feel free to challenge me on that, anyone.

[@BrianSmith-kv3px]

My daughter went to DCA recently on a school trip. While making her plans, she discovered one of DCA's snack locations (Cozy Cone Motel 3) is currently serving three varieties of Handwich. She took a group of her friends and tried the lot. Says it was the highlight of her whole trip.

[@wut939]

is she also a arsonist?

[@sunshineonmymind7055]

Honestly, the 'Handwich' would have been a tasty, fun treat for Disney had they not marketed it as a "revolutionary, sandwich of the future" that promised to be more than it actually was. That being: just a weirdly-shaped sandwich.

[@cryw1092]

Castle Cone was a better name, imo.

[@MatthewCampbell765]

Yeah, I think I agree. While it's hardly a revolutionary idea, it's not exactly a terrible idea. It's "a sort of weirdly-shaped sandwich", so it's kind of odd that it was an outright failure. I could see a food cart selling them and being somewhat successful.

[@nuggs4snuggs516]

If you're eating from the top, I could see these being actually kind of nice. With just one hand, it seems like a nice way to keep all the filling *in* the sandwich

[@sd-ch2cq]

The problem for me is that the cone-shape makes the filling unevenly distributed: you'll start with only eating salad and end with only eating bread. But you can probably alleviate that problem with different cone-shapes or different layers of filling. I agree that it could be a minor hit as a fun novelty food, without all that "future of food" nonsense

[@JuanStamos]

i want the pulled chicken one

[@dunebasher1971]

Love the fact that making the BBQ sauce involves onion, cider vinegar, sugar, and an entire bottle of store-bought BBQ sauce.

[@RainbowCatGX]

THINKING QUICKLY, KEVIN CONSTRUCTS A HOMEMADE BARBECUE SAUCE USING ONLY SOME ONION, VINEGAR, SUGAR, AND BARBECUE SAUCE.

[@yourmomshouse6984]

Lmao I worked at an insanely busy steakhouse that claimed to make their own BBQ sauce. It was literally just heating up Open pit and mixing it with liquid smoke 😂

[@dsalucas]

Hot sauce at a pizza place I worked at was just Frank's red hot with pepper, crushed red pepper, garlic, and an herb that might have been oregano but I don't remember clearly. Really improved it though.

[@monhi64]

That reminds me of a story, in second grade me and a few kids somehow got interested in making peanut butter. We all went home made the best peanut butter we could, bring it to school to determine a winner. This guy wins and I’m talking to him asking how he made it. And he’s like “oh yeah it’s mostly jif” like goddamnit man that doesn’t count lol

[@Light-fi1mj]

Hey man, Joe's BBQ is no joke!

[@rustyshackelford312]

"The first sandwich you can hold with one hand. " Never mind that one of the origin stories of the sandwich is that was made by a servant when the Earl of sandwich wanted something to eat with one hand without putting down his cards.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Well, that's where the name came from. People have been putting things between bread since....well for as long as we've had bread.

[@housevil2]

A better tagline would have been, "The handy sandwich!™"

[@em84c]

I heard the story was he wanted something he could eat with his hands (plural) at the card table (instead of knife and fork).

[@sentient_baby_carrot]

I heard that story he wanted something that he could eat with his gloved hands (plural) at the card table (instead of exposing his soft, fleshy hands).

[@peterclarke7240]

I suspect the issue was that, unlike British sandwiches or the sort of things kids get in their lunch box both sides of the Atlantic, which tend to be fairly simple affairs specifically designed to be made quickly, transported easily, and eaten on the go and/or one-handed, US deli-style sandwiches tend to go for hugely overloading the fillings, using more fillings than the bread can contain and/or using ones that make a mess. As such the handwich was sort of an attempt, via the extremely dodgy application of first-principle reverse engineering, to create the solution for a problem that never needed to exist outside of a deli in the first place.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

In defense of the Handwich name, I like its “one letter off from Sandwich” thing, and compared to “Castle Cones”, it seems more overt with its whole sandwich deal, while with the latter, some might’ve instinctively (and incorrectly) picture it as an *ice cream* cone

[@FSEThompson]

i love how Kevin's topics vary from the incredibly complicated dynamics of queuing behaviour and systems applied to alter it, to Fucked Up Samwidge

[@chrishandsome3388]

*sammich

[@tiraXpyrrha]

**hanmmich

[@thefrogfromfrogger6052]

* * * sahfbei iich

[@emilyofjane]

Schamich

[@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578]

“Sandwedge”

[@thatonepipsqueak887]

They thought they were making a culinary breakthrough. Little did they know that Burritos existed.

[@gremlinman9724]

i dont think eisner has ever even seen a mexican man, let alone mexican cuisine.

[@monochromicornthetuna4256]

Shawarma too😂

[@deathstinger13]

or Onigiri

[@beaneater6923]

or a sandwich. cut in half

[@DaLatinKnight]

Burritos imo are also easier eaten with two hands, but imo hot pockets filled whatever void hamwiches were trying to fill

[@pippupaladin]

"There was a book about this with the temperature right in the title: one thousand nine hundred and eighty four" was worth a like.

[@himbowizard9655]

I had to pause the video and immediately tell my roommate about that joke. my reaction was visceral.

[@tagg218]

..... Holy fuck that went right over my head the first time

[@PedricCuf]

I had to pause the video and go check that it was 451. Kevin is THAT convincing.

[@chicasdasfggh]

I am just so relieved that I am not the only person who thinks about that book whenever I put paper in the oven or have paper near any sort of heat or flame at all. Thank you Defunctland, I feel human again.

[@mermaidpotato]

The production value on this was insane. The deep cut jokes about oldschool cooking shows, the time travel framing that was just vague enough to almost make sense, the editing. The 1984 joke. The editing. The slapshod final handwich. The EDITING. What a dense text. What a strange piece of art. This belongs in a museum.

[@thrownstair]

Don’t forget probably the most natural and in-character sponsor segue I’ve ever seen in a KZbin video!

[@elliebakonoe4252]

'86 on the timer at the start had me giggling. The humour in this is top tier

[@dankerbell]

it was truly beautiful

[@funtimecupcake]

Ikr

[@bricknolty5478]

Not to mention the entire thing was filmed like a Binging with Babish video

[@bread4108]

I love that the store section is literally just him recording himself walking into a store, buying a loaf of bread, struggling at the self checkout like everyone else, then just walking out but the voice over made it so intense

[@moodycowcrafts4862]

I loved the demented ghost of mickey just joining in the chorus of "ha~ndwich!"

[@neilvanilla]

I'd be so mad if they never thought of filling it with pizza toppings because that would've made so much sense to me

[@commandrogyne]

Great news! This is a calzone!

[@annasolovyeva1013]

In my town a pizza shop sells pizza cones.

[@TimperialBroadcastingAgency]

@@commandrogyne I think it's an important distinction that a calzone is topologically closed and the handwich is not. However, we would have accepted the objection "this is a New York fold"

[@InzidenzPanik]

As in Tasty Cones?

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

@@commandrogyne Indeed. I think it’s pretty in the spirit of the Handwich to reinvent something that already exists, and make it slightly dumber.

[@chloeselvey]

i love that this video could’ve just been about how they created an okay product but the marketing didn’t really you can hold and eat almost any other kind of sandwich in one hand, but instead it was funny and chaotic and “she’s a bit of an arsonist” absolutely killed me

[@NinjaPaperMario]

I like how this tutorial started with a thorough step by step process of making your own dough and slow cooked chicken, and ended with him assaulting a baguette and stuffing it with Arby's meat.

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

while disembodied voices murmur "haaaandwich" over and over, no less.

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

You know how it does with making food; you start with stuffing Arby's into a bread stick, and you end up no longer existing.

[@cyberklashnikov3062]

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 it happens all the time just like when you're filleting fish and it calls for death to come just annoying kitchen stuff

[@Bit125_]

"Stuffing it with Arby's meat" 😏

[@gotit4cheap368]

I made a spaghettio handwich once. Whole can of spaghettios right in that french bread. My roommates say I can't cook and here I was inventing the food of the future.

[@madmouseille]

I'm known among my friends as a heathen who occasionally stuffs instant ramen into french bread... Who's laughing now?

[@justaloserrr]

@@madmouseille what

[@wasd____]

@@madmouseille Heathen? More like genius!

[@DefaultName-hs6gd]

My sister used to make spaghetti burritos for us.

[@joekreissl4499]

Holy shit that sounds good

[@godspellflowerfr5991]

Michael Eisner: what if we like,, invented a hot pocket but like broken Imagineers: what’s a hot pocket? Michael Eisner: *unhinged stare* Imagineers: say no more sir

[@goingtobed]

The acting of the chef show is phenomenal wow. Dude really does it all

[@bryanmay4070]

I love the idea that Michael Eisner just never heard of a crepe

[@InventorZahran]

When I visited New Orleans, there was a resturaunt that served savory crepes with meat, cheese, and vegetables, just like a Handwich.

[@carsonbutch8386]

@@InventorZahran do they not have these where you live? 😥

[@pangetpampam8272]

I mean there are savory crepes, I haven't eaten a authentic crepe but I'd recon the texture would be different because the bread part of handwiches are actual bread, in that case burritos and anything wrapped in tortilla really is a handwich then

[@Josh-of8ro]

@@InventorZahran they have a stand that sells savory crepes like that at Universal Studios

[@iwanfals7143]

Or tacos or any kind of street food that involves bread.

[@slimcourage901]

"Oh, and some mozzarella sticks." "You want four or six?" " *SIX* "

[@A_Toaster]

Those are rookie numbers

[@luvdisneyv]

@@A_Toaster yea. A true pro eats like 24 in 1 sitting so ye rookie numbers

[@nanamiharuka3269]

one always needs a snack when “cooking” (i.e. assembling a handwich in a fevered state at midnight)

[@darthplagueis13]

Saying five at this very moment would have been a power move.

[@ElyseExplosion]

The deep Defunctlore with that one

[@Sand_and_company]

"she will never be able to achieve the dreams you projected onto her" is the most accurate thing I've ever heard said about parents. "please stop clapping, it freaks me out when I'm using a knife" "egg. Doesn't matter how you slice it, it'll still taste terrible" god these are some of the best quotes ever

[@agoogolofgeese]

Dude, this video is a masterpiece. You did such a good job emulating a mid-aughts cooking-show-within-another-show-that-has-a-live-audience. Even the announcer voice sounded spot on, with that high energy, excited tone of voice popularized by MTV back then. And the handwhich at the end that's basically a sub sandwich with arby's meat 🤣 I laughed, I cried, and at the end I called my mother to tell her I love her. Chef's kiss, my friend!

[@OcarinaLink24]

“The first sandwich you can eat with one hand” was an especially funny line considering I’m literally eating a sandwich with one hand right now

[@Diwasho]

Well with a normal sandwich the ability to hold it one handed depends on many variables like the size of the hand and the portion, the ingredients and their amount, how it's cut and whatnot. But handwich kind of ensures that _everyone_ can hold it in one hand no matter what.

[@jozinek876]

Yeh, that line's dumb. Still, the Handwich seems like a cool idea.

[@556deltawolf]

Yeah that's what I'm thinking. I mean the whole point of a sandwich is that you can (mostly) hold it in one hand.

[@XanthinZarda]

I'm eating a folded tortilla with one hand.

[@rararasputin8608]

@Argus Big time, all due to a man's love for poker.

[@BasiliskKingOfSerpents]

“Surrealist cooking show about old theme park food” was not something I was expecting to see today, or ever, but I can’t say I didn’t enjoy thoroughly it

[@tj12711]

Idk what was surreal about it, but I agree, it was very entertaining

[@FriendlyPhilcoDealer]

I like the establishment of three Kevins: 1970s-1980s Public Access Kevin: who scratch-makes his delectable morsels as his voice laps at your inner ear like warm honey, 2000s Daytime TV Kevin: a student of Sandra Lee's "semi-homemade" method, and 2020s Cocaine Kevin: a somewhat distressed man pleading with a service industry worker at 1 AM to fill three bowls of Arby's Beef and Cheddar filling as the voice of Michael Eisner tries to convince him every idea he ever had was a good one.

[@foxyfoxington2651]

One more: Lost in the Void Cliffhanger Ending Kevin.

[@n0m4nic]

I forgot about that lush Sandra Lee. She made a "cocktail" by drinking Hypnotiq straight.

[@aubreyh1930]

“Whose voice laps at your inner ear like warm honey” is the most upsetting thing I’ve read this week

[@YoutubePizzer]

defunctlore

[@doubtful_seer]

@@n0m4nic fun fact: she was going through a divorce at the time

[@ericlotze7724]

20:08 "The Handwhich was meant to die. *Let it Stay Dead* " I need that on a SHIRT LMAO 💀

[@emilypeduto981]

imagine if this was how the series ended. kevin is lost and he's never coming back. hope you enjoyed defunctland.

[@kjyost]

I deeply want there to be a youtube channel like the one described...

[@kennethsanderson1172]

I honestly thought the video was going to end Quantum Leap style with a title card saying "Kevin Perjurer never returned home."

[@loafy2]

Wait can't sandwiches already be eaten with one hand? I'm so confused why they thought this needed to be made

[@JRiddelle]

I feel like this is something you could just do with a savory crepe.

[@galm7]

In the word of Yogurt "MERCHANDISING!!!"

[@merrittanimation7721]

Isn't that the legend behind their creation? Some dude wanted to eat while gambling so he commissioned food he could eat with one hand.

[@Igorcastrochucre]

If your sandwich has like 2 dry fillings, then yes you can, anything above that number or slightly wet is a disaster waiting to happen.

[@r.pizzamonkey7379]

@@merrittanimation7721 No? Sandwiches were popularized by the Earl of Sandwich, who liked to put his meat in between bread.

[@abbey5899]

I had to rewatch the intro because I thought for sure he had promised me a mushu-shrimp mixed berry nightmare combo, but it was actually two handwiches in a list of failed handwiches. It says a lot about what this channel has taught me about disney that i fully believed in the shrimp berry sandwich.

[@cyber_xiii3786]

I didnt catch on that he meant seperate flavors until I read your comment and I was amazed that shrimp and berries could ever have been a good idea

[@abbey5899]

@@cyber_xiii3786 I feel like somebody somewhere could make it work, but I also don't trust handwiches to be the moment it happenst

[@yourmomshouse6984]

Same bro

[@MedbayGaming]

Honestly, it doesnt sound half bad? I eat fried chicken with grape jelly so 🤷 🦐🍓

[@temporarypanic3848]

I love this energy. The history of your burn marks, the child arsonist, the “hiyah”. It just all is so silly and delightful. I do wonder if the fun 2005 baking show outfit was something from your own closet.

[@ivanm3045]

alternate names for the handwich that could have helped it take off: -conewich -flavor triangle -the statue of liberty's torch, but delicious -the forbidden party hat -eisner's scourge upon humanity

[@mookooy]

if they named it Eisner's scourge on humanity half of Disney parks would have the same name

[@troyjardine5850]

I think "Eisner's scourge upon humanity" was the working title for "Superstar Limo"

[@TimeTravelinc]

Funny, I would’ve called it “Disney’s Conewich.” *The only sandwich you can eat in the shape of a cone*

[@looneytoastywolf]

Forbidden party hat is my fav lol

[@princessofweirdsville9000]

Why aren’t you working at Disney? Theses are GENIUS!

[@TheFlamingDoh2]

11:04 “I will only be baking two: one for me and one for you” KEEEEEVIIIINNN YOU’RE SUCH A SWEETHEART

[@off-the-grounder568]

That’s Two-Handwich Kevin for ya

[@AegisXIII]

​@@off-the-grounder568 im mad at you, take my Like good sir.

[@perciusmandate]

Is it Disney? Is it the 80s? Does it sound like an idea somebody came up with at the tail end of a 3 day coke bender? ...Then it's probably an Eisner.

[@leoromanopinelo4761]

This made me laugh so much man. I love that you exist.

[@goshdarnchicken]

This is like when the one kid in your group project keeps insisting on using their really stupid idea because they're convinced it will improve the project tenfold, only here that kid is an executive for one of, if not the largest entertainment conglomerates on the planet

[@nostradoomus]

This felt like something off of Adult Swim in the wee hours of the morning and I loved every second of it.

[@geckowizard9058]

@ 6:38 - the subtitles should be (blah blah blah blah blah blah blah) PLEASE shorten your videos, this would be good; condensed to 5 minutes. Stick to the facts! I want to watch a documentary, not listen to rambling. Unsubscribed

[@DeerBonesBaby]

@@geckowizard9058 Aren't documentaries like..normally half an hour at minimum?

[@TinaThePinkPhantom]

Defunctland: “Prepare for trouble.” BrutalFoods: “And Make it double.”

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@geckowizard9058 Nostra isn't Kevin.

[@amberlinmchugh8115]

The ambrosia salad, like a ren and Stimpy commercial for sure

[@mothman4191]

"nothing can stop me from making more hamwiches" such a raw line

[@teeos]

NOTHING can stop him

[@thegooldash2443]

the sandwich was meant to die, let it stay dead is a close second

[@gamerguy425]

"the first sandwhich you can hold in one hand" FUCK this grilled cheese is so heavy and unweildy, gah, if only I could hold it one hand!

[@Snarf_Le_Wombat]

Lmfao

[@zigfaust]

What mortal man has the strength to lift a whole BLT with one hand I ask you. WHAT MORTAL MAN?!

[@ashkitt7719]

Ironic because the legend of the invention of the sandwich was like that to begin with. Supposedly John Montague, the Fourth Earl of Sandwich, had a gambling habit and he wanted something he could eat with one hand to keep his cards in the other hand. So he ordered his cooks to make something along those lines and then later his friends started ordering "the same thing as Sandwich"

[@lsixty30]

@@ashkitt7719 it’s because some kids found a witch serving magic food at the beach stop spreading misinformation

[@madeliner1682]

@@ashkitt7719 iirc sushi was invented around the same time by another dude who wanted a card hand and a food hand

[@augoosto11]

The fact that you mimicked the style of cooking shows from different decades, from the julia childs style "and mix" all the way up to the studio audience over produced style of the mid 2000s, and closing out with the meme style cooking of the modern era is amazing. This is such a beautiful intricate mix of styles. So impressive man.

[@Mary-qk9rp]

What I love about Defunctland is that you may click a notification and get a movie-length rock opera documentary, or you may get...the Handwich. Bring it on.

[@AdamYJ]

I'm going to be honest here, I actually kind of respect Michael Eisner's willingness to try stupid stuff. The dude's like "Sandwich cones! Why not!? Throw it at the wall and see if it sticks!"

[@karak962]

me too 😔 I weirdly love him

[@roxynano]

This is so much better than the modern CEOs of Disney as they are too fearful of losing money now to do that. Michael Eisner in my opinion isn’t anywhere close as evil as the current CEO. At least Eisner was ambitious and tried to push boundaries! If he wanted a Disney cruise line, he built it himself and didn’t just buy Carnival.

[@roxynano]

@crassgop Well that is a lucky furniture guy!

[@asmrtpop2676]

@@roxynano Too bad he probably credits his success to hard work and he got there by himself.

[@CHURCHISAWESUM]

@crassgop I know a guy who used to be a server at Applebee's and now he's a wealth planner who makes like 1-2 million bucks a year. Doesn't have a college degree. And you know what? He's fantastic at his job. We all started somewhere. Nothing wrong with climbing the ladder from the bottom rung.

[@captaintalon4485]

Kevin: “It was Michael Eisner” Everyone: *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@MangoMagica]

Wow, must be a day that ends in Y

[@magnificloud]

It's ALWAYS Michael Eisner 😭

[@benjamingreenwood7370]

**Peewee Herman voice** AAAAAHHHH YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD AAAAAAHHHH

[@mercster]

Amazing that even given a keyboard and ample space to type words, people instead choose to describe what a meme might look like.

[@krustykrabpizza4328]

@@mercster certain subsets of culture are evolving past language. Most people don't even have a firm enough grasp on regular English, let alone whatever we would like to call "meme culture" so they use it as a replacement mainly for informal situations

[@overduebookreport]

In Hollywood Studios at Fairfax Fare they now sell “mashed potato waffle bowls” with buff chix, korean bbq, or beef brisket. During the training the language used around the condensed, fully edible food being “cutting edge” was very similar. They’re definitely recycling the idea.

[@Humorless_Wokescold]

"The paper will not catch fire. There's actually a great book about this which states the auto ignition point of paper right in its title. It is called one thousand nine hundred and eighty-four." So many fucking layers to this joke it might as well be an onion.

[@pablossjui]

But the auto ignition point is actually 451 F? I don't get it

[@amoureux6502]

@@pablossjui the joke is the book with the ignition-point title is Fahrenheit 451 but he references the book 1984 (reading it as a number instead of a year) instead

[@Humorless_Wokescold]

@@amoureux6502 And that they're both works of dystopian fiction that people constantly mistake for the other. A bit like how some people seem to think lines from Paradise Lost are actually from the Bible.

[@natmorse-noland9133]

Thank God I'm working from home because I burst out laughing at that line.

[@JDraks]

I burst out laughing at this, beautiful joke

[@wtscallop]

beginning: haha he's gonna make a 90s disneyland food twenty-minute mark: End Of Kev-angelion

[@grahamreece519]

I like how this started off as a typical defunctland episode and ended as an acid trip

[@geckowizard9058]

@ 6:38 - the subtitles should be (blah blah blah blah blah blah blah) PLEASE shorten your videos, this would be good; condensed to 5 minutes. Stick to the facts! I want to watch a documentary, not listen to rambling. Unsubscribed

[@bobbyb6053]

ended as howtobasic

[@Milk_Toast]

@@geckowizard9058 why are you telling that to us though?

[@neksnek2032]

@@geckowizard9058 oooOOOO nobody gives a shit!

[@Hobgoblinz]

6 minutes in and now I'm concerned

[@Fictionalcharactersimp145]

I love how chaotic that "Defunct Kitchen" segment was. Like, you're daughter is an arsonist, and to try to get her principal to not expel her, you're gonna make a handwich? Fantastic. Perfect solution. 😃

[@Katyayay]

Honestly, this is one of the best videos you've made --> the script, the editing, the cinematography, the costumes. You didn't have to go as far as you did, but you did, and that's why I appreciate this channel

[@ShiaNeko]

so, immediately everyone can probably tell the handwich failed because of the initial fillings. Just make a pizza handwich, a taco handwich (which they apparently had at some point), and something like a nacho handwich, and make dessert handwiches (not ice cream), like a cake handwich or something. Instead they decided people wanted a cone full of chicken salad, ambrosia salad, tuna salad, and mac and cheese...?

[@aaronmccullers384]

Disney is all about escaping reality to chase your fantasy, problem was that the fantasy Michael Eisner chased sucked in reality. Honestly a food that you can carry and eat as you walked the park is perfect for a theme park like Disney, unfortunately no one with cooking experience had any authority on what went into the handwich (or how it was marketed).

[@emilyofjane]

You. Keep talking.

[@nerdychocobo]

the mac n cheese one was the only one that seemed appealing to me out of those listed in the video, but that might just be bc I love mac n cheese

[@bobbitworm8184]

The shrimp one was probably the worst imo. Couldn't think of anything more gross than walking around a park on a hot summer's day holding a bread cone filled with rapidly warming seafood

[@Robb1977]

Taco, Hamburger, pizza, and nachos all sound like fine ideas for a handwhich. Dessert Handwhiches could be as simple as pie filling: blueberry and apple would go great in a pie-dough handwhich, or even just a handwhich made of fried dough with some type of sweet berry jam. also just call it a "castle cone" or "disney cone" or "imagination cone" ANYTHING but handwhich which sounds painful and uninspired. I can see them being a big hit in epcot where they could be branded with the imagination theme and have the weirder/savory fillings, and in fantasyland as the castle cone where they'd be desert-centric.

[@fligglebobbin]

"She may never achieve he dreams you've pushed onto her." Kevin, you're brilliant.

[@morbidsearch]

*projected It's a very important detail that he's forcing his own dreams onto her

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

14:18

[@Olliebunny]

Handwich: the first sandwich that you can hold with ONE hand!!! Hotdog:

[@myriadmediamusings]

And then there is that debate on whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich.

[@Olliebunny]

@@myriadmediamusings after all of this time someone finally said the response I was waiting for lol

[@artemiswolf4508]

4:08 Why is Michael Eisner lounging in a suit while stroking a cat like he’s a Bond villain? Like buddy you don’t need to make the jokes for us

[@airsoftkid112]

That has to be intentional.

[@stephpilbeam7040]

So funny!!

[@roboninja15]

Its a big muscular cat too

[@nerdygal1234]

the cat clearly doesnt want to be there either

[@KairuHakubi]

@@roboninja15 seriously, you could drive that cat to work

[@grobulae]

“Wherever it was, it was billed as Disney’s newest attraction, implying you can ride the Handwich. When in reality, the Handwich rides you.” You can’t drop lines like this and stay serious lmfao

[@SivakAurak]

Handwich is a top, confirmed.

[@geckowizard9058]

@ 6:38 - the subtitles should be (blah blah blah blah blah blah blah) PLEASE shorten your videos, this would be good; condensed to 5 minutes. Stick to the facts! I want to watch a documentary, not listen to rambling. Unsubscribed

[@deyedrah]

Okay, but that Mac and cheese one actually looks fire