Cringiest Scene in Dragon Age the Veilguard

[@Phaevryn]

Nobody talks like that, these are conversations they made up in their own mind to feed their mental issues.

[@Northeastmarco]

Exactly, Makes me don't even want to bother with the game.

[@wm1958]

This is what happens when you have useful idiots develop a game.

[@nunuonroad9969]

This scene sounds like something you’d write into a children’s picture book

[@Alsax1985]

Nailed it.

[@Northeastmarco]

@@Phaevryn You know the game bad, When you can tell the developers mental state through the dialogue. 😂

[@NickNapoli]

Don’t worry Dragon Age we identify as non-buy-nary.

[@straightjacket308]

That's beautiful!!!

[@SoaringHigh2005]

Fair play 😂

[@wolfbane7497]

Tow ancient Chinese proverbs 1. "Catering to the few, forgetting the many, brings scarcity to the treasury." 2. "A business that courts the fringe will soon find itself on the fringe."

[@activeyaw]

You win the Internet today.

[@ArielCleirigh]

We need a day to celebrate, Non buy-nary pride, maybe the day Firewalk was shutdown

[@barahng]

Hearing the term nonbinary in a fantasy game is so jarring and immersion breaking.

[@wm1958]

Hearing it in real life makes even less sense. Let that sink in a bit.

[@Mereologist]

I'm still laughing at the mastectomy scars they put in the game. A game where people can magically be transformed into other things. And a game where surgery is performed without anesthetic, training, or antiseptics, and would almost certainly be fatal.

[@Euduchaus]

I'm not from a woke country like Canada or US, so I actually wonder if people actually call themselves things like non binary or if they do get offended about misgendering and other nonsenses 😅

[@Dev003x]

@@Mereologist My mom had a mastectomy and I showed her and she was so insulted. She said, " We survive Cancer and these mentally disturbed idiots want to claim our scars!? Damn never piss off a 4 foot 9 inch Italian woman. LOL

[@slothvr5752]

​@Euduchaus very rare, but it happens. Mostly among young people teens to early 20's since that BS was only invented recently

[@bloodykain8747]

This whole cast of characters from this game would have been slaughtered in Origins.

[@mayowankenobi]

FR

[@mayowankenobi]

Shale would be smashing the non binaries into tiny bits.

[@Ninnjette-]

Origins was magical, this is a dumpster fire. Absolutely destroyed DA for me, one of my most beloved games ever they destroyed it..

[@manfry72]

Yes, by a lvl 1 enemy

[@fsAirCobra]

​@@manfry72 that lv1 enemy is chad

[@peet3449]

Congratulations, EA! You allowed your narcissistic devs to break the immersion by bringing your mental disorders into the game.

[@Zoloft77]

As soon as I heard of senior development team members leaving BioWare since Inquisition, I had a strong notion IPs like Dragon Age will not fare better. Shoot! The writing was on the wall when Andromeda was released.

[@BroadMeadow-d9s]

And turned the game into self-parody.

[@Poppop-yp7zm]

This is just awful. Its not even realistic. They don’t even try to hide their agenda anymore.

[@awakeandwatching953]

well its certainly sinister.. the writing sounds like its aimed at pre teens

[@PureStoneee]

and it sounds like it was written by a fucking ai from 2015

[@Jacksontruman92]

It’s projection of how they think they want us to act if we ever misgender them.

[@control_the_pet_population]

​@@PureStoneee Close... it was written by 2015 Tumblr fanfic writers.

[@shagal2142]

Since when did communism ever try to hide what it really was :D

[@TheIronTiger44]

Woke is not art. It’s propaganda.

[@budoshi-f2l]

Hence why it's always bad in Media no matter what it is

[@xavierhouston4650]

Retardism more like

[@MrMetonicus]

Indoctrination. This was a training session.

[@sebastianprimomija8375]

​@@MrMetonicusInnoculation because woke is a virulent disease

[@bdleo300]

Woke is neosatanic cult promoted by corpo-globalists.

[@Mugman896]

They…..actually made a “IT’S MAAM!” scene….that is pathetic

[@Sargassian]

the more gameplay i see from this game, the more woke it gets..

[@odindarkll3706]

And it lasted as long as a typical RPG game... There's no way this game is going to sell like hotcakes!

[@TheREALTyreeSneed2]

so gloriously bad. the CCP's invasion of our culture is showing its paper-tiger head. or whatever lol. culture war hopefully fizzles out a bit

[@elasmojones]

This is next level insane. Make it stop.

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

This video is so good, lol the dude screaming "it's mam!" and the poor cashier using "sir" all the time because he was nervous, lol South Park in real life

[@nugsboodlepoo]

I have a high pitched voice for a guy and if I had a dime every time a telemarketer called me "Mrs" or someone mistook me for my mom or sister on the phone, I could take a vacation to Mexico. These people act like "misgendering" is the most horrific thing a person can do even if they don't do it on purpose yet it literally happens to me all the time and I couldn't care less nor do I expect the person to apologize or tell them to "dO bEtTeR(TM)"

[@OgamiItto70]

ALT + 0153 = ™. Just FYI. Or use ALT + 0174 for ®.

[@dist1nto]

Yeah at this point seems obviously they are not doing this because they are fighting for justice or some good shit but they are doing this for get power and take control of us

[@kaluahmon]

I’m a woman, but when I’m in work gear everyone calls me sir because they think I’m a guy. I don’t get upset. I just find it funny.

[@Arkhaminmate-0801]

Exactly lol when I’m at work I can’t tell you how many times I have people screw up and say yes ma’am instead of yes sir because at the dr’s office I work at it’s mostly women. We have 3 men in the whole clinic. I just laugh and we move on. Just a slip of the tongue and should not be made a big deal.

[@billbombshiggy9254]

Exactly. I have a really deep voice for a female (if you check the videos I've uploaded, it doesn't sound deep because I'm so insecure that I pitch up on purpose in public. Around family, or answering the phone, I don't sound like that.) My voice alone (if you looked at me or saw the voice coming out of me, you'd not question. You'd know "that's a woman") has been confused for male MANY times since I was a teenager, but more so as I've gotten older because the female voice naturally depends with age (also I smoke cigarettes. So amplify the deepening there.) I get called SIR, and then they see my name or sometimes I correct, they say sorry, I say "eh, it happens. No worries. I know what I sound like" and the day moves on. I'm not out there forcing people to self flagellate for their error.

[@emeryltekutsu4357]

"Any reason you can't just apologize." She literally said sorry at 1:30. These people can't even remember a couple lines previous in their own writing.

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

"People", don't forget the quotations

[@RandallDG]

Self punishment for misgendering is wild 😂. So glad you call this stuff out. The cringe is massive

[@wolfbane7497]

You know what this reminds me of back during the Middle Ages with the Catholic church if you screwed up they would ask you to whip yourself for repentance after you've messed up this is what this is this is self-punishment for a quote on quote messing up or sinning in the Bible

[@cj7011]

​@wolfbane7497 there was an actual purpose based within logic, this is not logical.

[@WeOnlyEatSoup]

Self flagellation in honor of their stupid religion/ideology

[@wolfbane7497]

@@cj7011 oh I know

[@asdzxcz1360]

What misgendering ?? She referred to a single woman in a singular form, instead of plural... It's even weirder to when they believe they have different gender...

[@AugustRushington]

This is re-education disguised as entertainment.

[@inquerion8867]

Yeah, and it's aimed at kids, teens and young adults. Commies and Nazis did the same. Most fertile ground.

[@riboflavinfolate3964]

Bingo!! Problem is it only works when people actually play the game.

[@budoshi-f2l]

Yep

[@loren5432]

You wish. This is basically legally grooming children.

[@zenonx1]

And the costume of entertainment doesn’t even fit them 🤣

[@ConsiderbeBased]

A Game made from Freaks for Freaks.

[@SerAvaros]

Just not by Game Freak

[@odindarkll3706]

​@@SerAvaroseven Typhlosion has more standards than this game!

[@michaelscotthawthorn7871]

Concord was NOTHING compared to this .

[@Hotraider]

but it could of easy been if it was still online

[@ffffdsd]

2:52 it's so jarring hearing those words spoken im a fantasy setting. I think it's worse coming from an established character. I know who Isabella is, i know she belongs in this fantasy world that is separate from reality so to hear her say words that are not only modern but are linked to current day politics is so immersion breaking. These people cannot help themselves. Their "identity" and their politics have consumed them to the point they cannot write fiction anymore.

[@Kude1707]

I mean lets be real their entire world view is fictional, bad fiction at that

[@societopathyobserved9785]

I’m about to pull a barf.

[@xyoungdipsetx]

Same this game is retarded and gross

[@madarpauser2133]

I'm about to to pull a Mossberg. That's how bad this scene is. 😑😑😑

[@cathulhu3772]

That would be something that is actually the best, that BioWare made in a long time.

[@madzkev3100]

​@@madarpauser2133😂😂😂

[@Shadow_Citizen]

Me too, but I'm not sorry.

[@Numeral0]

Mental illness should be cured and not implemented in games

[@a.m.pietroschek1972]

When it gets paid to unleash political extremism & illegal deviance, then it should also get severely punished. Recompense to the real victims inclusive.

[@crimsonspade4305]

Or implemented anywhere for that matter and for the purpose of confirming their delusions

[@xyoungdipsetx]

Best comment

[@arramon777]

call 5150 on these people

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

Do note, being LGBTQ is not a mental illness. It's just, a lot of LGBTQ people will ignore their mental illnesses because they think that's part of being LGBTQ.

[@rodrigofaria9109]

Dragon Age back then: dark fantasy. DEIgon Age now: rainbow narcisistic fantasy.

[@SplendidFactor]

Solas was right, end it all.

[@PsuNotPsu]

I identify as Non-buynary

[@wombatillo]

Never pre-order anything and always wait for actual user reviews.

[@PsuNotPsu]

@ True, let the beta testers play it until they patch it and pirate it anyway 😭🏴‍☠️

[@DaemonKingOberon]

@wombatillo I usually pre-order and play for myself. User reviews don't determine if a game is good as everyone might not have the same taste in games. I learned le lesson from that. I bought black myth wukong based on user reviews because I loved Sekiro but I did not like the game so I wasted money.

[@botep5529]

Remember when Qunari were this mysterious and terrifying race, that if they ever came to the shores their would be massive death and destruction? I member.

[@TheDontletmedie]

Holy sh**, this game just lectures you. HARD PASS

[@xyoungdipsetx]

Right shit is disgusteing. I don’t get how these people get into the game industry

[@stavidjenkins7060]

It's not just the game industry. It's a purposeful push across all media to weaken the west

[@_kyrie_01]

@@xyoungdipsetxDEI, they have to hire them or be called out for being homophobic

[@ironclad4451]

@@xyoungdipsetx the weird thing for me is this isn't even done well, how do you manage to make something the whole focus and STILL make it awkward and forced? lmao. like, even if it was a thing, you'd just apologize real quick and move on, not do this big performative thing, and draw everyones focus to their identity

[@luizrbf01]

yep, i have all dragon age games, but this one i'm skipping.

[@M1A2_Abrams_MBT]

If you were born a healthy human being, and you are confused about your gender, you need mental help. Also that push up form wasn't good.

[@stevencarpenter1244]

😂😂😂 that's true the pushs up looked horrible also am I the only notice how lifeless the characters felt

[@PaulusAlone]

True that! Because they fake everything!

[@SerAvaros]

She didn’t even do 10 like she said they usually do. She did 5. 5 bad push ups at that

[@HirokunImnotgoodatthis]

@@stevencarpenter1244 everything in the game is dead

[@josephcrabtree3224]

Make the writers/devs do 10 push-ups everytime someone cringes challenge. Impossible.

[@hirshel820]

Impossible ask. They're all fat or ingest too much soy for physical activity

[@erics8192]

the writers/devs couldn't do one girly pushup

[@matttipton6009]

They will be absolutely jacked within the hour!

[@TheDeathby2]

Doubt they could even manage one.

[@ShadowXZ0271]

“Push up represent toxic masculinity” is what they’ll say 😂

[@loboneiner1034]

This is why gatekeeping is neccessary.

[@solitaryangel722]

Barv...more like a barf because I nearly puked.

[@Bawang-k5z]

That’s okay. There are plenty of old games in my library to keep me busy while the industry torches itself to the ground. 👍

[@occorner2502]

As I started to say: "Denounce new, embrace old"

[@quintessentialnobody1320]

Their changing those, too.

[@joaofarinha551]

Step 1:Buy a steam deck Step 2: emulate and pirate Step 3: Profit

[@LeandrePezeril]

Time to play DAO all over again.

[@redhakiim789]

Agreed. First time i played Dawn of War after Space Marine 2 advertisement and all that. Never regretted bought the anniversary edition. Now i'm addicted to the lore and the games itself.

[@jimmah3k932]

She said a quick 10 push ups...but she only did 5..they are so focused on forcing their bizarre ideology/religion into the game that they couldn't even get THAT right!

[@MiaMizuno]

😂

[@wetworkwolf]

That’s craaaaazy. She finished saying “quick 10” at the end of the SLOWEST. FIVE. I’ve ever seen.

[@Yupster2501]

Counting and maths is an oppressive white-cis heteronormative construct 😅😮😅😅😅

[@hyperteleXii]

Sooo... she's virtue signalling while virtue signalling?

[@trattogatto]

Math is racist

[@Jacksontruman92]

All of the game developers should pull a Brav for releasing this game

[@MelonieMacGoBoom]

😂😂😂

[@sephy980]

Theres no way a single person on that team can do a single pushup 😂

[@AnEyeRacky]

They couldn't do a pushup, let alone 10

[@Jacksontruman92]

Then they shouldn’t have set the standards that way XD

[@sasukesasuke8555]

The character didn’t even do 10 😂😂

[@stevequincy388]

RIP Bioware 🙏

[@Lysiode]

I heard they were working on mass effect 4... man

[@tevura3943]

With the Life is Strange series, the topics that keep surfacing in Veilguard would at least be at home. They have no place in the setting of Dark Fantasy that is the world of Dragon Age and Thedas. It's like the current devs at BioWare never even played the previous games to understand the setting.

[@cyraxthehedgehog]

No thank you. I'd rather play games like STELLAR BLADE or BLACK MYTH.

[@ThereIsAlwaysaWay2]

The song "Angels" in S B is so so good. Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh ah ah ah 🎵🎵🎵

[@augustday9483]

I'm still having fun with Space Marine 2!

[@lordhater4207]

Space MAAARINEEES!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!

[@crapkiller3008]

That's what i'm talking about

[@yosz9746]

That new ninja gaiden looking game the chinese are making is looking really effing good too

[@robinfox4440]

As another reviewer put it, "Every scene in the game feels like HR is in the room with you."

[@CosmicAeon]

Yeah I heard that quote and imagined how bad the dialogue must be. After seeing this scene, it's even worse than I ever imagined. This isn't HR being in the room, this is some corporate HR diversity training course lecture just directly ported into the game and shoved down your throat. It's HR directly lecturing and scolding you as if you're one of their employees. Totally insane. No wonder mainstream gaming journalists loved this game so much.

[@robinfox4440]

@@CosmicAeon what gets me is the usual suspects are on social media comparing it to the old Dragon Age games having gay characters, and basically crying that "woke" doesn't exist. Woke is as woke does. This shit hits way different to gay representation even 10 years ago.

[@shyamsundarrajan2469]

Skill Up

[@jacquesjtheripper5922]

What's HR?

[@shyamsundarrajan2469]

@@jacquesjtheripper5922 Human Resources

[@conserve_liberalism]

Barve = Penance Wokeism is religion, prove me wrong.

[@ArielCleirigh]

Evil cult more than religion.

[@robert-de-calvary]

I can't.

[@MetabolicFrolic]

Can't. The proof speaks for itself.

[@Andrew_TS]

Blasphemous at least beats the hell out of this game.

[@augustday9483]

It has priests, dogma, and sin. Yep, it's a cult.

[@theduelist455]

She didn’t even do 10. You couldn’t even commit to your BS

[@Bonibello]

I'm almost pulling a... err, "barf" myself.

[@cpg92]

If I didn’t hate them before, I do now.

[@odindarkll3706]

You don't hate them enough.

[@sebastianprimomija8375]

Like Odindark said I guarantee you don't hate them enough.

[@jeremytitus9519]

There are so many awesome things you could be spending your energy on. Don’t spend it hating these weird genital-obsessed pederasts. It _demeans_ you.

[@franktulip1340]

I don’t think these miscreants are worth such passion

[@sadsausage7878]

Now I know why the are immortal in game, we can't yeet em.

[@josiahryan4655]

Old Bioware let you feel like you were able to change the digital characters' minds about topics. New Bioware is trying to use digital characters to change your mind about a topic

[@sonictelephone1526]

It does the opposite for me. Just confirms that they are all cuckoo

[@retroxify]

Cringe aside, these characters speak like they're in an after-school special. They're either speaking to adults as if we're children, or speaking directly to children themselves. Either way, it's fucking disturbing.

[@kendra_t]

Medieval fantasy characters using the term "nonbinary" is ridiculous

[@flowrepins6663]

Miss the 90s and 2000s.. I use to play mario world, mario 64, mortal kombat 3, street fighter 2 in 90s then gta3, vc, sa, tekken 5, def jam ny, metal gear silent hill in 2000s. None of the shlt we got now.

[@petervenkman9838]

"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before they're over" -nardog

[@josie_the_valkyrie]

Have you met any of these people? I’m a lesbian, so for just being part of the “community” I’ve very unfortunately met a lot of them. I had one bloke, just last night, going on and on about his bits and every little issue he has. You know, stuff that the vast majority of normal people wouldn’t ever talk about? They’re self-serving unhinged narcissists, with “main character syndrome” being a very apt descriptor…

[@a.m.pietroschek1972]

That must be uncomfortable, to really live a LGBTQ life with pseudos & fakes poisoning the atmosphere AND provoking a majority already sick of them. Not your fault, though. All factions have their nutjobs & assholes.

[@cowel8734]

Yep. They are lost inside their own heads. They think they are freethinkers, but they don't realize they've been brainwashed to think they chose it on their own. Its easy to deceive proud people because pride blinds people

[@guyincognito1406]

lol literally the Dave Chappell car ride skit.

[@uvicjames]

I had a few lesbian friends back in the day, but they were down to earth. A lot has changed since 2008 though...

[@bertderauw8758]

You know i'm really sorry that people like you are going to get it harder in life again because of these few weird people.

[@Chris6570]

Im gay and fan of dragon age. In the so-called queer representation in DA: Fail guard is straight up turning me homophobic I miss the old days when people were three-dimensional characters! who had bigger problems to deal than just their race,gender and sexuality! 😢

[@MelonieMacGoBoom]

You are welcome in our homophobe party 💕🤣

[@Chris6570]

@MelonieMacGoBoom thank you so much! It means a lot! 😁

[@cherozkiahyusof4902]

Person like u n other just become black sheep to dis crap

[@whattheduck8745]

Well said.

[@antoniomanco8499]

Remember Dorian? How his whole character arc was handled? We went from that to this. I'm not even mad anymore, I'm just sad.

[@MrGhostface_]

OK where is the asteroid? It has to be close by now right?

[@alejandropacheco7832]

_"No! I'm not going to Earth, 'tis a silly place!..."_ *The Asteroid* 😅

[@autismoid]

What’s coming is a lot worse than an asteroid brother, look into the fall of Rome, it’s literally playing out before our eyes

[@juups86]

Thank god i got stage 3 Melanoma so i wont have to suffer too much longer...I have suffered enough with this woke sh*t.

[@schmidth]

@@juups86 hope you get better, man

[@chrismantonuk]

With any luck.

[@aerith119]

Parent smart. Parent review. Parent don't buy. Children safe. Children smart.

[@peterdeak6932]

This is not a band of adventurers in a medieval dark fantasy setting, but a gang of office lemmings on an HR meeting.

[@TitlesR_Forever]

Who would want to play with any of these ridiculous characters in a game

[@HybOj]

just degens, lets see how many there are

[@symmetrie_bruch]

you would want them as npcs in gta

[@ohiyesa2328]

@@symmetrie_bruch Fallout games were good for this

[@chesster423]

the modern audience

[@young5395]

I'm confused why they want to translate the worst of our reality into video game form. *Nobody* likes this crap. It's like sitting there watching an explicit scene with your parents in the room. Unwanted, disturbing, and it's a situation I will not willingly put myself in.

[@mrturbo84]

Did you forget? "We comin' for yo Kiidz"

[@CheapGodiva]

Plenty of evil people love this bull crap.

[@weebamf]

Demons are in charge and they want to promote evil and spread it to the children. Only reason I can see anyways. Big companies like Blackrock who are super rich are evil and want to corrupt the world now that they dont need more money.

[@504Trey]

Glad I taught my kids to dislike 🌈 people & yo make fun of them for being weirdos every chance they get.

[@dangiambrone7350]

Woke = Triple C - Conditioning, Compliance, Control. They couldn't care less about your escapism and entertainment, it's all about "The Message", and like MrTurbo alluded to, they know kids play these 15/18 age-rated games. Sick doesn't even begin to describe it.

[@PudgeDredd]

My face is the kind of tired that sleep won't fix.

[@TheMasterpiecePD]

I'm definitely all kinds of fatigued

[@michalzaprt5602]

Luckily for me it's rather late now so I would wake up the neighbors If I started hiting my face against the wall.

[@SamSpeed90]

Do some barv apparently that will fix it

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

EXCELLENT MELONIE MAC GO BOOM WORK.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Agreed. I’m so sick of this. I just want fun games. Why is that so hard for anyone to get right

[@littomanser]

That conversation in a fantasy game dont even have to exist... what the fuckkkkkkk

[@prestige_materials]

Very refreshing to see people standing up to this crap.

[@Sargassian]

alot more than you think, worldwide.

[@seandevlin4059]

Yeah this calms me down a little. I’m looking for woke comments so I can bully the shit out of them.

[@Scratchy8644]

I cant believe that some people are still defending that crap...

[@wendyjones3967]

The fact that Isabella, such a beloved character from DA2, is in this scene, is so disgusting to me. Such disrespect to fans who love characters from the past DA games.

[@Aikohitoshi]

Wait, that's THAT Isabella? That's insane. I swear I didn't even recognise her. Specially with all that nonsense she's saying. Avoiding this game at all costs.

[@c1borgen]

@@Aikohitoshi that's veilguard's headcanon of original Dragon ages

[@LewisJones-sj1lm]

Isabella wouldn’t apologise over anyones nonsense. They’ve ruined this character then.

[@kant.68]

Oh, THIS is Isabella !? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bro BioWare is a joke man😂😂

[@jakubdanis3387]

Thats the point, those goddamn Zionists love fucking with you because they see themselves as your betters and you should just obey.

[@volgarien]

Honestly, what the fuck is this game? Is it an attempt at "educating" how to treat adults as if they were children? To respect a minority that thinks somehow that the world should change to fit their fragile egos? Can someone please explain to me how anyone can call themselves an old "Dragon Age Fan", and not think that this is the most pathetic and disgusting use of a franchise to push some twisted narrative, and think it is actually GOOD?

[@Lookingformorefun]

This is how (((they/them))) act

[@Roland_Deschain]

Its not just the game but the whole entertainment industry is trying to impose this woke crap. They get their orders from a higher authority which are obviously the governments.

[@seefoghall]

Savvy did a great bit of research into all of these weird weird people in the game industry, all roads lead back to Sweet Baby Stink !

[@AI-zd8sl]

Recall Laura Kate also attempting to get someone fired claiming they were misgendered despite nothing of the sort happening, and of course refusing to genuinely apologize

[@theirontenth2099]

Its basically dragqueen story time with claymation barbie dolls, lifeless animations

[@cameroncorrosive925]

the crazy part is instead of saying "sorry" and moving on, they really did just make that whole thing about themselves, and the topic/ conversation didn't progress...this conversation is so fucking self serving it's not even laughable how moronic it is, when they can't even make the point.

[@PunkRockZombie205]

This is the most cringe thing I've ever seen. Dear Lord

[@a.m.pietroschek1972]

Yes, and you rejoiced, took a loan to buy several copies of the game and send them to every person you could think of, right? Right? 😉

[@Serobi_Web3]

Hellblade : Hey we're making a game about mental illness. Dragon age : Hold my beer

[@OgamiItto70]

You're right. It's _not_ Boot Camp. It's _Re-Education Camp._

[@iModoki.]

She only did 5 push ups...

[@goodlookinouthomie1757]

Well 2+2 doesn't equal 4 according to these people so who knows.

[@jennaphage]

Guess she wasn’t really sorry..

[@theelmozusflame3015]

Half sorry

[@ragvald8835]

Well, she can't count but takes pronouns seriously. It checks up, she just re tar ded.

[@inquerion8867]

Maybe these devs are not good with math, but at least they are good at pronouns and all 741 genders!

[@ec5657]

*In Heels vs. Babyface voice: PRRROOONOUNSSSS!!!!

[@ArielCleirigh]

Fucking pronoun.

[@AugustRushington]

Can you imagine him organically stumbling into this scene?

[@ThereIsAlwaysaWay2]

"Chebuiy..... chebuiy" He is so funny

[@finkamain1621]

@@AugustRushington Can't wait for Act Maam to defend this game

[@sheeshulex]

@@AugustRushington Can't wait to see him play it tomorrow, not sure if he'll stumble upon this scene, but I have a feeling this scene will be just a drop in a lake

[@packleader9168]

Exactly what I want in my fantasy RPG, a forced lecture on things I don't care about, and dialogue that makes me agree with them.

[@ТАДАМ-ю4ж]

You cant even disagree , every option is yea, yes , ofc, sure

[@Kmkilch22]

3:05 "shows the other person you mean it" Translation: "Self-flagellation and struggle sessions are warranted"

[@LordMikeull_]

Am I the only one who watched that like there’s a bad smell in the room

[@markuspfeffilophant1686]

Nah, i can smells melonies shit, too

[@NeoN-PeoN]

It's very CLEARLY made for kids. It's Dragon Age: We're Here, We're Queer, We're Coming for Your Children" edition. Think about it. The graphics are juvenile. The writing is juvenile. (childish squabbles, Rook behaves like a parent of children) The crafting is juvenile. (no thought required) The skill system is juvenile (limited to equip 4) The party system is juvenile (All party member skills share ONE cooldown lol) The UI is juvenile (Clearly made for those who are used to touch screens, and for those who don't read) The RPG combat is juvenile (You don't need to crunch ANY numbers. You will win no matter what).

[@Lookingformorefun]

> skills share ONE cooldown this is just brainrot game design.

[@DraculaCronqvist]

Yup, made to attract a new audience. Makes you wonder why they chose to make a sequel anyway, when it is clearly not meant to build upon the same lore, gameplay, graphics or tone of the original games.

[@NeoN-PeoN]

@@DraculaCronqvist Cause they know for a fact no one buys their new trash. They gotta rely on pretending to make sequels for fans. Think about how it was marketed. It was marketed towards DA fans, who are ALL older. Nothing about their marketing was for kids. But the game is!

[@DraculaCronqvist]

@@NeoN-PeoN And yet, no amount of marketing can disguise what is going on in this game, so their plan will not succeed. Perhaps a corporate buyout is more profitable than actually making a good game that sells well?

[@johndeighan2495]

Don’t forget the juvenile puzzles. Oh my goodness…

[@PlasmaBurns]

The writing makes sense when you understand the game was made for ages 6-12...then it gets even darker.

[@lordhater4207]

yea they must have put 18 Mature for legal reasons, ohh not those legal reasons the other ones.

[@a.m.pietroschek1972]

Oho, does anybody remember the times when pedophiles were not more important than protecting children from pedophiles?

[@inquerion8867]

As Commies and Nazis said, kids and teens are the most fertile grounds...

[@sebastianshades4]

What the hell is an accessibility consultant? Are we just making up jobs now? Is that how to climb up the corporate ladder?

[@GoatSays]

No wonder games are so expensive to make these days

[@madkabal]

It's the same as Director of Diversity and Inclusion a few years ago.

[@finkamain1621]

Most corpos and governments have made up jobs now. There was in ad for a diversity consultant in another province and they start off at $80,000. Part of me thinks it's just money laundering or an excuse to get more money from consumers or citizens

[@Jim26D]

There a show called mythic quest about the gaming industry by the always doing in Philadelphia team. There's an episode where the black gay lady keeps getting new jobs and promotions created for her because she gay black and she is clueless how to do any of them

[@oldmanwinter3597]

This is how you hire your absolutely useless friends.

[@Foxaris]

We'll have to see if that is truly the worst scene in the game, or if there is yet something even worse to find. Very exciting.

[@SalmanSafi-iy6qi]

The modern gaming industry are destroying our old games sequel.. I really dispoented

[@Nephelis]

I cringe everytime I hear modern terms in old fantasy settings. Like, they couldn't even make up a new term that goes well with the setting like "two-spirited" or something, no, they just go with trans and nonbinary.

[@thelegendaryklobb2879]

I regret to inform you, that term you think you just made up has already been hijacked by the alphabet cult. No, seriously.

[@JailBo-id7ko]

Well all of that crap is fantasy already, just where it's popular to act it out in person and make everyone around you pretend it's all really real. But still, it feels like one of those low effort skyrim mods where they just slap some lightsabers or something in the game. Mixing 2 forms of fantasy together is possible, it just takes a little bit of creativity and effort, neither of which is generally abundunt in these circles.

[@gnarlynarly1350]

the qunari have a word for it krem in dai is one

[@danwright39]

Does that stand for cream-in-the-eye? ​@@gnarlynarly1350

[@argumentumadhominem3977]

Trans= axe wound in your pants

[@acherontiaatropos6048]

People don't accidentally slip up with their pronoun usage for normal people. It only happens when people are having to pretend they think of you as something you're not.

[@AkuTenshiiZero]

Of course there's no dialogue option to disagree or even ignore this nonsense. All of it is affirmation.

[@AdalbertAlexandru]

Please don't call this dragon age is clearly Fortnite mod

[@AJRestoration]

She did a barf. We all puked when we saw this scene.

[@AJRestoration]

I really hope this game fails as hard as Concord, this has to be part of the woke broke lesson.

[@irregularhunter0586]

I believe the pronouns she is looking for are "it" and "thing".

[@xyoungdipsetx]

That’s what I call trans “it”

[@mainstreetsaint36]

I is a first- person pronoun. Those insidious wokeanatti got you too. Oh no, I used pronouns too. 😢

[@jakerice8518]

I think I know what you're going for, there was a conversation in Inquisition where Iron Bull said he wanted to be seen as a weapon, "The Iron Bull", and not so much a person. But yeah, that was just a badass moment, and he never corrected anyone about it, because he knew it was sort of a joke.

[@argumentumadhominem3977]

Soon their pronouns will be was/were because the game is dead on arrival.

[@inquerion8867]

@@argumentumadhominem3977 Or their pronouns will be was were because some new angry moustache man rejected from art school will decide to do something and gather followers...

[@AyaWetts]

RIP Dragon Age...

[@fatalcode4996]

RIP indeed .... wtf happened to the society ? 😟😭

[@inquerion8867]

@@fatalcode4996 You keep voting for left wing and here it's the result. Not only in US but also in Europe.

[@humanbeing6297]

@@fatalcode4996 They are the devils agents to corrupt and spread ethical and moral degeneracy, destroy the family concept and replace it with every sin that god forbade. This is bigger than you think it goes back to the day Adam was created and say_*&an disobeyed god and vowed to destroy humanity and make them live in sin so that they deserve god's punishment. Now they are dropping their masks and enforcing their agendas on people by law, they are attacking children and destroying their innocence so that the new generations grows up a complete mess. It's a war between good and evil.

[@deltazeta7797]

Oh yes... "I didn't affirm your delusions, allow me to punish myself for it" 🤦‍♂Smooth as sandpaper. And what the hell did they do to Isabela?!

[@Meeko_Yudaya]

Was that isabela from da2?

[@icardias8639]

​@@Meeko_Yudayayes the hot pirate but she cares about pronuns😂

[@redram6080]

That's supposed to be Isabella???!!!! 😱 Ain't no way. Please tell me you're joking. This scene was already insanely bad. This makes it a million times worse if true. How dare they butcher such an amazing character!

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

I've never played DA2, but this is hilarious, they really brought back characters and inserted them into this delusion? Imagine Morrigan talking about pronouns and how to "educate" the party lol

[@michaelaine14]

Luce will cleanse the industry once its presented in Japan

[@gillusaftg]

What even is that. I just want to play a fun game. I don't want to be preached at.

[@Nosian76]

10 pushups isn't even a punishment for anyone even slightly fit... these woke writers have no understanding of anyone that is normal.

[@DraculaCronqvist]

Why would they understand it, though? The vast majority of these freaks are the size of whales and would cease all biological functions for even attempting ten pushups.

[@madzkev3100]

So true 😂😂

[@wistaban]

Push up posture is also all wrong. They can't even get that correct.

[@Der_Kero]

the worst push ups i've ever seen.

[@GordonRunklePhoto]

To be fair, they've probably never done or even witnessed a push-up. 🤣

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Right? Isabela used to be pretty swole back in DA2. Surprised she can't get 10 proper form push-ups.

[@civilian4live]

What's sad is they got it more correct than actual bootcamp. When I went in all the females had to do was bend their elbows.

[@cidou6212]

Do you really think the dude that did this fake scene would have time to analyze a push-up posture before he animated it? This is obviously a fake video

[@Treblaine]

"Welcome to a fascinating fantasy realm which has the same grim speech restrictions as your job happens to have implemented in the past 5 years or so."

[@Stryth]

I laughed at this cringy scene... how horrible of me... think I'll go do a barve in the corner now

[@tantona9315]

While the rest of us have a good barf.

[@derp3305]

Their trying to normalize it, and alot of people are afraid to criticized it because they don't want to be labeled.

[@rangersnut]

People of faith in law are protected on the grounds of their religious views and need to call this out. For me it is disgusting and against God.

[@frishter]

Sometimes I wonder if the people who push these ideals are even human.

[@scottybreuer]

They are. The demons they worship, on the other hand...

[@SamuraiShampoo77]

they're literally just the same minority of people that would've been labeled freaks, outcasts, weirdos etc. in the 60's and 70's but who now have influence.

[@GuffinMcGuffin]

What if wokeism is the agenda of aliens who want to assimilate humanking and conquer the Earth?

[@sean7082]

Yeah, looking at this sometimes I feel that our world is secretly invaded by Woke Aliens and make some trustable commander in chief say "Black girl magic.".

[@a.m.pietroschek1972]

Darkspawn, Pervspawn, Victims of Puberty, Too Horny for the own Good... So many mysteries to unravel, and I am just on unpaid troll, biased & bigot AF if my critics are to be believed... Hard work.

[@bedachou]

Isabela might have been my least favorite companion, but she didn't deserve this. I hope Alistair flew under their radar.

[@MrNorker77]

It took me way too long to realize that was supposed to be Isabela

[@lukasmarek2974]

Wait what??🤣 That's Isabela? Bruh I hope Merrill is ok

[@lordhater4207]

@@lukasmarek2974 Merill? you mean Mario...xD

[@a.m.pietroschek1972]

Come on, a melee rogue lacking armor and hitpoints all the way, and the cheap & overused pirate cliché as the best she got... HOW could that not be expert roleplaying? 👀

[@inquerion8867]

@@lukasmarek2974 Not sure about Merill, but they also butchered Dorian from Inquisition. Yeah, Inquisition was also a flawed game, but that guy was actually written well. Not anymore. Same with Morrigan.

[@LeandrePezeril]

I just imagine those who had to translate this nonsense in Japanese, Russian, Chinese and Arabic... They're going to sweat bullets

[@grindsauce3017]

Massive respect for the no holds barred commentary. They deserve to be called what they really are.

[@Vert1986]

This whole scene is not about the story or about the game. They want people to feel bad for misgendering. I really hope no one buys this game.

[@madzkev3100]

I wanted to buy it this morning but said to myself lets watch the reviews. Ohhhh boy 😂 forget about it .

[@76marex]

Its sadly pretty high in steam charts

[@FreedomRanger42069]

Stuff like this makes me not buy the game.

[@JLBorbon]

You still considering it?

[@inquerion8867]

Even if you don't care about this stuff, gameplay and writing are bad and they removed most RPG mechanics from previous Dragon Age titles like control over companions or tactical camera.

[@FreedomRanger42069]

@@JLBorbon I don’t really care for Inquisition. I did get it on sale so not like I paid that much.

[@FreedomRanger42069]

@@inquerion8867 I’ve never played the real old ones. I tried Inquisition but don’t care for it that much. Seeing this stuff with the new game makes me not even interested in ever buying it😅

[@ryanmisale]

I wish I moved my face away from it too. The cringe went through my screen. 💀

[@glitterkitty1979]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RMD00]

To quote a comment I've seen from a DA:VG vid "Return to form? More like Return to sender." Edit: BTW, that was the shittiest pushup form I've seen in a video game. Not that I expect much from...this nonsense.

[@drake128]

Can you imagine an ultra marine doing push ups because he called a fellow marine brother and they were mentally ill.

[@stormgirl09]

I'll never appease and apologize to these weirdos! I refuse

[@DerdOn0ner]

This is straight up just Dustborn dialogue 🤮 also the whole scene is absolutely uninspired, just a bunch of muppets sitting around and bickering 😴

[@RRRRRRRRR33]

Bizarre lip syncing and mocap in general. Crazy, I've seen the skillup review and honestly couldn't fathom something more pathetic than the dialogues and facial animations he showcase in his review, but oh boy... just look at this scene smh it's like a bottomless pit

[@skyrimisforthenords8312]

Why would she say makers panties? Andrastes panties would make more sense as a curse word in this universe.

[@bedachou]

Because non-binary. Very stupid.

[@JessicaT10118]

These writers don't even know the lore of the original trilogy smh. Makers breath is what is used most often in universe.

[@smolin562]

​@@JessicaT10118 x2 they even needed the help of dragon age youtubers they called it "community council", that's why many of those youtubers give it a good review since they participated in some way in the development of that.

[@dragonquest8ftw1]

Wasn't there already a term 'Andraste's knickers?" how did that iconic line get forgotten?

[@bedachou]

The lore was retconned for the sake of ThE MeSsAgE.

[@buckfiden946]

I wouldn’t play this game if Bioware paid me

[@wombatillo]

I would if they paid me $100 per hour.

[@melbu6311]

Sorry would have take a second (still wrong mind you) Isabela proceeds to spends several seconds if not minutes doing pushups and explaining what a "barve" (BARF) is and how it would have taken too long to apologize. You CAN'T make it DUMBER THAN THIS. Suits the "MoDeRn AuDiEnCe" perfectly.

[@jonathandunn730]

The voice acting is just awful, so out of place it's unreal. On top of everything else.

[@amadeusagripino6862]

Speaking about voice acting, Erika Ishii from the upcoming Ghost of whatever is on this game too. Speaks volumes about the "quality" of her work.