Member The Alamo Gameplay (PC Game)

'Member the Alamo? is a VR shooter loosely based on the historic battle that birthed Texas. You will fight alongside larger than life heroes as you defend the Alamo from Santa Anna and his Mexican army that outnumber you 100 to 1.

[@TheWackyPancake]

Alamo status: 'membered.

[@AverageMoose]

I just finished watching that one dude saying not to buy this but it looks fucking hilarious

[@guycox8956]

Yea, that's the same reason I'm here

[@Darkspire94]

Same. He made me want to buy it

[@DrRockefeller]

9:00 that song is a banger

[@dumbfox1036]

This, has anybody ripped the song?

[@DrRockefeller]

@@dumbfox1036 I think they got it from another song but I cannot find it

[@dumbfox1036]

@@DrRockefeller Using a Unity resource editor, I was able to go through the audio files and I found the vocals only. The instrumental must be separate and played at the same time, but I just couldn't find it. Maybe I glossed over it since I was tired. I'll double check the files sometime to see if I can find it in the files and put the song back together in Audacity.

[@DrRockefeller]

@@dumbfox1036 thanks a lot for trying to upload the song!

[@dumbfox1036]

@@DrRockefeller Yeah no problem, I just hope I can find where the instrumental is in the files. If I do, I'll upload it and let you know.

[@Xenon_Proto]

This this seriously a game? This seriously feels like a shitpost

[@Riagoth86]

This game looks awesome. I wanted to now what the police chase song is.

[@mxrgan_]

Just so you know, this is a game that promotes a far-right, nazi mindset, epsecially since they promoted a book by a far-right extremist at the ending of the game.

[@hiro12712]

Someone Should Make A Speedrun

[@circleinforthecube5170]

game legit has a nazi sermon at the end

[@bean_boi6843]

thats based

[@AidanDaGreat]

@@bean_boi6843 Not terribly so. Kinda cringe how attempted base it is. Also, y'know, Nazi ideals collapse in on themselves after enough time.

[@rasmuskock8077]

Yeah, that's what turned me off from the game

[@circleinforthecube5170]

@@bean_boi6843 duh, thing society hates for a good reason based! - every 12 yearold midwestern middle schooler who thinks they are edgy because they watched old idubbz and lives in the suburbs

[@circleinforthecube5170]

@@rasmuskock8077 for me it was that it looked like shit

[@johneggboy]

Im lookin for the sermon

[@puurrsia]

🇨🇳🇨🇳

[@zboy1152]

I'm only here for the song, shit kinda bangs

[@beans2252]

Mo’ Alamo slaps

[@getthepercs6094]

If u take this game seriously (whether u agree or disagree with its ideals) u probably shouldn't be on the internet as much as u are. This is clearly crude and shocking humor for a laugh. There's too much unintentional bs coming from this game, and ppl should just learn to laugh and move on.

[@coh2conscript851]

They literally have a sermon at the end preaching their nazi ideals. The humor is a cover of cowardice by acting as if the messages being said are simply jokes before going full mask off at the end.

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@@coh2conscript851How do you know they’re preaching their nazi ideals and not just trying to piss people off? It’s a character in a video game, not the creator literally inserting himself and preaching his beliefs. The entire game is a huge shitpost and you choose to believe that part is sincere

[@coh2conscript851]

@@BananaPhoPhilly the creator literally inserts himself into the game and advertises a book. You're just ignorant

[@hungryoctopus2783]

@@BananaPhoPhillythere’s aNazi-ish sermon at the end that literally lasts 18 mins. There are two possibilities: 1. The creators are absolutely terrible at comedy. Questionable views aside none of the “comedy” is close to being funny. 2. They’re full on fascists. 3. Both 1 and 2

[@snailbert147]

Isn't there an 18 minute nazi sermon at the end that also tries to pedal some book they wrote? Smells kinda fishy but idk

[@zarp3436]

4:04 he sounds like a towel

[@spybgon4597]

Oh my god

[@beans2252]

Wanna get high?

[@Jc-xf6cj]

You're a towel

[@bluecollargames3797]

That sure is a fine looking game.

[@AidanDaGreat]

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[@arcticcircle9178]

Someone forgot to log into their alt account.

[@alimprolegend]

ok neonazi

[@eggflaireon7918]

Animate your title correctly!

[@AidanDaGreat]

@@eggflaireon7918 Yeah that's the third worst bit of the game.

[@BuetifullPersun]

What a based game. God bless

[@kishiberohan7955]

This is something that Synthetic man would simp over

[@Peter-Luior]

The anime song is Kinki (2nd Mix) by Saika.

[@lukethekuya]

Gemerald

[@Harvey_Oppenheimer]

The best game ever

[@fernandoxblasco6800]

HOMBRE! Que mierda de juego! P. D. Da mal rollo el churro ese

[@jordinieto952]

JAJAJAJ el bailecito es la mejor parte

[@bluecollargames3797]

Churro?

[@assassinshalo117]

Burrito , taco, quesadilla?

[@ProfessionalYoutubeWatcher99]

​@@assassinshalo117imperialism, xenophobia, warcrimes?

[@ARBB1]

Brilliant shitpost

[@tremendousyeet3467]

Amazing game full of great humour for anyone whose skin can't be peeled away by running tap water.

[@Calzonieee]

What level of irony is this

[@shakurburton9358]

Betsy's a girl, BTW.

[@illikefishing7401]

Whats the Mo Alamo song from

[@toainsully]

3:16 She sounds Bri'ish