Waaait... Hol' Up... V109

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[@GoldenDread1002]

Fortnite should fire that guy from life yo 💀

[@grimace-yz3tf]

I don't think they should

[@andregon4366]

That feature would single handedly make the game worth being played. Epic should hire that guy for life.

[@grimace-yz3tf]

@@andregon4366 that's what I'm saying

[@Lucas-mt1yd]

I agree with @GoldenDread1002. That guy is a dick.

[@obi-nh9eh]

Yessir

[@yorelyoung6407]

8:11 Thumbnail comic. You're welcome. I'll be there in your time of need.

[@Tsarbloonba]

Thank you so fucking much

[@yorelyoung6407]

@@Tsarbloonba I'm not the hero you want but the hero you need.

[@XxXjujio2013XxX]

Thank you, man

[@yorelyoung6407]

@@XxXjujio2013XxX No problem.

[@Kyra-Nostal]

What does that comic mean?

[@TotallyNotCptLevi]

Fun fact: my mom is an X-Ray tech and she has told me there are a lot of doctors who have to look up how to do certain procedures some even have to do it constantly That really says something about our health care system in America doesn’t it

[@LP-ir3op]

and the education system.

[@TotallyNotCptLevi]

@@LP-ir3op ahh yes how could I have forgot

[@richardorta8960]

My doctor came from a south american nation, forget which one, dude ignored my concerns, gave me a basic physical, told me to lose a bit of weight. Been back twice, still ignored my first concern. Considering he was also my grandpa's doctor (found out a few years ago) and grandpa was misdiagnosed as diabetic for ... several years... my stepdad alsp has him as a doctor and the nurses do most of his stuff instead of the doc... I agree that he is a quack and am seeking one that knows what they are doing.

[@andorraball1253]

i need to know how does someone get banned from the calculator app

[@idkcba]

That and the fact you gotta pay for it, which makes it even worse

[@Just_an_random_who_likes_stuff]

The first one is basically the origin of Bowsette

[@nobodytheowl]

No, it literally _is._

[@Di0_zz]

And it's not official even though it deserves to be@@nobodytheowl

[@koboldsage9112]

Bowsette is just magically trans bowser, and its so much in everyones head cannon that not even wapeach is gonna dethrone bowsette. Mario's one true tsundere. Nintendo created the power crown, but refuse to own it.

[@DeezNuts-kl2te]

Peach is just a toad with a crown And Bowsette, well......

[@jacobdobson1259]

​@@Di0_zz The only reason Nintendo says Ninten-no to the reality of Bowsette is because they had planned, at one point, to introduce an actual Bowsette that looked way different.

[@Dressup_Doll]

The hydra one is just something I once watched someone say. She was saying that people should pull off crabs’ legs for never-ending crab legs because they grow back.

[@fpslifelegacy6902]

Fun fact: Necrophilia is legal in Illinois, Kansas, Louisiana, Nebraska, New Mexico, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Vermont, and Wisconsin.

[@knightofadlers5811]

3:38 ,,If you can read this, you are gay'' is what it says. Clever

[@antmess9789]

Thanks for translating

[@Alfie0Cates]

Ty Google translate lol

[@knightofadlers5811]

@@Alfie0Cates Your Welcome

[@nobodytheowl]

19:47 Are we just gonna ignore that merging all the Beatles together created Howard from the Big Bang Theory?

[@Sans_the_skeleton_real]

* no longer the beatle. it is now the insect individual

[@matthewjohnson4800]

That purse under the bra thing is probably an anti theft measure.

[@idonthavecreativename]

When somebody tries to steal the bag the bra will fall so the thief gets distracted and she can get the bag back easly

[@boywonderrr71]

Exactly!!

[@AFordFlex2377]

#Dankness Girls: " I can't believe he didn't cry during The fault In Our Stars". "Do boys even have feelings?" Boys: "Ruby...Aqua...I love you. Those words definitely weren't a lie."

[@markh.6687]

Also boys: "We win, Gracie!" :BOOM!: (scene from the movie "Armageddon".)

[@driving.me.crazy_]

LMAO

[@itsthecolorlavender16]

Heyy ik I cried I watched oshi no ko crying the whole time

[@RedneckRapture]

@3:38 I laughed way harder than I should have at that one.

[@camdenzeigler6954]

Damnit

[@ianweckhorst3200]

But what does it say?

[@Wolfy09876]

⁠@@ianweckhorst3200if you can read this you are gay

[@shaunnd5922]

​@@camdenzeigler6954 look translate it with ur brain into letters look

[@devon1211]

​@@ianweckhorst3200 it says (If you can read this you are gay)

[@thiccphone1166]

Ain't no one buying condoms to piss in them when you have perfectly good empty mtn dew bottles... Then you have Mtn Dew for later.

[@mostafizuralamgir1581]

Some times the maounten du comes out as chery flavoured

[@Emilysingleuwu]

Same taste different substance

[@Ryukuro]

18:04 dont let the corn distract you from Minnesota's tuna. And New Mexico with *carrots* .

[@thedogmen.]

out of all the possible pizza topings. FUCKING CARROTS? EVEN BEANS WOULD BE BETTER THAN THAT SHIT.

[@geralttherive5872]

and California's avocado...

[@SG-tx1fz]

Yeh I think those 2 are worse than corn

[@LP-ir3op]

@@geralttherive5872 It's weird but makes sense.

[@MamaTrixxieAsmr]

@@geralttherive5872nah, avocado can work, warm avocado ain’t the worst thing, I’ve reheated nachos and at best warm avocado gets to meh What I want to know is what monsters are putting CARROTS AND TUNA ON PIZZA WHY

[@TheScalysnake]

Daym that uber one was dark, but got a decent laugh out of me , man some good ones in this :).

[@ajayr7104]

1:39 I didn’t get that at first💀

[@nicholasthompson1387]

9:00 This argument is ludicrous. Pizza is delicious, no one just drinks straight oil. "You like cake? Try eating 2 cups of flour and wash it down with a couple cracked eggs."

[@beasthuntermohit567]

It is more about the nutrition. It is saying eating 2 slice of pizza has same nutrition as 3 spoon of oil. And people consider oil to be bad. it is showing that pizza is thus bad too

[@mehdifardadi1905]

Yeah exactly! You like fruit? Its the same as eating dirt!!

[@atigerclaw]

These kind of breakdown works better when it's a can of soda and the number of tablespoons of sugar in it.

[@joshk8312]

Mario and Bowsett are soul mates frfr.

[@reens814]

18:01 why are we concerned about corn, when Arizona and Florida have FREAKING AVOCADO-

[@revinevan87]

18:02 we just gnna ignore carrots and tuna?

[@ken_kaniff246]

Moral of the story: pray to Jesus, not to God

[@rinohunter2252]

18:04 Hol’ up… you’re weirded out by corn, but are totally fine with Minnesota putting tuna on pizza!?

[@ravenouself4181]

If I were a surgeon, I would do that. Just o mess with my patients. It's just so god damn funny.

[@MrGerhardGrobler]

15:15 never thought I would see Terry Pratchett's Hogfather here.

[@alabamaman1372]

Memes that dank my hole up.

[@calvincook5177]

The calculator says "If you can read this you are gay" but I think just means you can read and solve puzzles

[@The_Boondoggler]

18:03 I know the corn thing is wierd, but I would like to point out that Minnesota’s favorite topping is tuna

[@Orbs19]

New mexico is Carrots bruh 💀

[@beasthuntermohit567]

corn isn't the worst thing. Avocado is

[@animationcreation76]

We're not gonna ignore California's one being avocado

[@CC.A-MurderDronesFan]

4:01 Those are not yogurt stains 💀

[@Chair592]

0:54 never letting bro cook everagain 🔥🔥

[@Brickproof]

Hol up, let him cook 🔥🔥🔥

[@josecrusty7352]

Nahhh

[@ProtoAlpha]

​@@Brickproof Bro you are banned from cooking in this kitchen for life!

[@polypotterplayz2015]

First one is the definition of "No waifu? Be the waifu" 2:05 What in the Asian fuc-

[@wardeng9]

Is that possible?

[@Ryokyuthefoxanddaughterofpluto]

HOW WHAT DID THEY DO

[@shaunnd5922]

​@@Ryokyuthefoxanddaughterofpluto secret I know how but no bc no

[@Caz_per]

women actually say lets have another one because our brains make us forget how painful it is

[@thunderlordabove420]

And getting kicked in the balls does damage that lasts longer than any pregnancy damage/aftermath, also no ur brain doesn't forget the pain, it just numbs it, you do remember it

[@DemonzSlayer49]

6:26 this was me. Not afraid to admit it lmao

[@choco116]

10:55 BRO JUST PREDICTED THE F***ING FUTURE!!!!

[@dragonashly3383]

we gotta give satan a break💀

[@UsoppIsTheCaptain]

0:03 DAMN IT LUIGI!!! IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME DAMN IT!!NOT HIM, ME!

[@andrewm.8841]

Sometimes, when I buy what the little guy is buying, I make sure to smile and raise an eyebrow to the cashier. 😂

[@potassium5057]

18:02 are we not gonna talk about the avocado and carrots?

[@nikretancam]

19:15 that felt surprisingly personal

[@Ugh718]

0:55:He has a point y'know XD🤣🤣🤣

[@qsarcade6881]

His point is as sharp as still water

[@Ugh718]

@@qsarcade6881 I was talking about the 0:56 one

[@qsarcade6881]

@@Ugh718 OK sorry about that

[@Lord_Greeen]

1:48 excuse me what

[@ibissquad4637]

You only needed 3 happy meals 2:31

[@fire_ii9550]

avocado🙃

[@bruhgaming8883]

nah uh, he was feelin some happy meals

[@tickletenders]

Just met someone who can make me famous super quick. All he wants is to live in my basement and to be brought raw meat! I say it’s win win for me!

[@skootergirl22]

How to preform heart surgery *Gets two unskippible ads*

[@estebanseym8972]

0:55 fortnite should sue you yo😂

[@cameravice1825]

#dankness When you’ve already seen a meme in the video: I’m four parallel universes ahead of you

[@Tonker-c5d]

The supernatural one got me

[@ICYCAwtum]

I just realized the “my ex said if i sleep w/ him he’ll give me an iPhone”😂😂

[@souzouookami3059]

10:09 "how the fuck did I get so many different debuffs? And why do most of them not have a countdown timer on them?"

[@Zeboytwisted]

I cannot the last 1 made me start crying. My grandma ran into my room to make sure I was OK

[@spoons641]

I can tell you this in Northwest Pennsylvania we do not put corn on our pizza. I'm pretty damn sure because I haven't seen any around when I'm from

[@wrathfulcoma4357]

2:54 I was Fucken taking a drink, I wasn’t prepared for this

[@Jon6429]

15:17 Long overdue mention for Terry Pratchett

[@seanthompson9163]

That’s not Optimus Prime, that’s a gundam from Mobile Suit Gundam. Kid be hiding his Optimus

[@b4ttl3st0rm4]

3:37 "if you can read this you are...." I'm what!? I can't read the last part!!!

[@Taha_A]

the last word is "gay"

[@nemderzns0756]

Thumbnail 8:19 (ʘᴗʘ✿)

[@Roblox-yx2qp]

Thank you ʘ‿ʘ

[@Blackestrose]

14:46 . forget having fun. mom is going to go mental for giving her kids the shits. i know those bears. the amazon reviews are legendary.

[@LP-ir3op]

I've had a bad experience too, but the melatonin is going to make it a whole lot worse.

[@dragonx-2161]

3:10 yes this completely fits. if ya annoy your neighbours you won't get citizensship. it's basically an election

[@NoahDodson-n3j]

10:09 push someone off a building to test friendly fire and fall damage at the same time.

[@donovynavila528]

3:37 doctor: how do you know? Answer:🌈vomit

[@alabamaman1372]

Bleeds acid.

[@UzzielDalcour]

The fact I made myself understand it makes me want to die.💀

[@olliedabee]

#Dankness No one: Me: *trips down the stairs* Everyone else in M.C. Escher's Relativity: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

[@DOMYPLAYLISTSOFFENDYOU]

this is funny, educative, and philosophical lol Edit: Oh no a few dark humor, no I'm not racist, I meant evil

[@Aidon.Knowles]

18:05 As a Pennsylvanian, I've never seen this, but to anybody who likes corn pizza, just why?

[@SillyFool4]

Its really good. You dont even taste the corn that much, but it just adds extra taste.

[@Aidon.Knowles]

@@SillyFool4 Okay thanks.

[@SG-tx1fz]

It's just pizza with some corn on top its actually good

[@GLDENLRDJK]

3:36 Bottom Text Goldenly Translate to.....🤣"IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE CRAZY"😆🤣 SO GOLDENLY TRUE FOR ME🤪😈

[@annonymous7440]

@ 18:02 corn is weird but not as weird as tuna! What's going on with Minnesota?

[@torquetheprisoner]

that dad texting mom should of ended with the kid saying but we don't have a cat when the mom said do it for me

[@derpyt772]

5:51 I don’t get it

[@Hiandgoodbyepeople]

me neither

[@erikhehexd796]

The top picture is of Jeffrey Epstein I think? But other than that I am lost

[@roringusanda2837]

Is that Queen Elizabeth in the other pic??

[@2slaza250]

@@roringusanda2837yes

[@DarthMetool]

*facepalm* Look at the background behind the cabin.

[@richardorta8960]

World suddenly runs Game Logic first things first • Save game as backup. • Test friendly fire, test to see what cheats corrupt file. • Reset, playthrough with cheats.

[@The_Modern_Viking]

fall damage?

[@richardorta8960]

@@The_Modern_Viking My past reply never sent. Fall Damage, good call. But if the cheat for infinate health works, don't worry about it. Also • turn off friendly fire. Iforgot that one.

[@CamoGuy76239]

That last one could easily fit into a "people of Walmart" compilation...

[@jacobdobson1259]

Fun fact: that first Bowsette meme was actually the comic that introduced Bowsette to the world.

[@mid-nite_drive-thru]

16:23 - "How do you know it's not photoshopped?" "Because Inigo Montoya is looking for her father."

[@sk31370n]

7:22 thats just an anti theft measure

[@pedromartins1470]

What did bro do in the calculater to get life ban

[@markh.6687]

Probably divided by zero, or asked Calculator to compute the square root of infinity.

[@koi-shroom]

2:52 History teacher in the year 2142: and that's how the manikins lost their heads

[@Lord_Phantom-vn3hf]

Can‘t get the word ,,Shrex‘‘ out of my head now.

[@sundrop2859]

2:19 Dad is Unallowed to have a family meeting

[@planktonkrab]

1:58 3:26 4:01 5:34 7:52 8:35 8:58 9:20 11:23 11:56 14:17 14:59 16:07 17:05 18:57 19:05 19:41 do one of you wanna tell them or should i?

[@shaunnd5922]

0:33 i need that wher is that is being sold the one near me is gone nooooo

[@KMcGDentalSurgery]

1:06 Hang on, he's got a point!

[@pbnjgamin1087]

Peach, you could have prevented this apocalypse

[@Code_Machine]

Funny that people were so disgusted by the corn pizza topping they didnt even notice the tuna or the carrot pizza toppings

[@ab_dragon173]

3:37 HOW DID I READ THAT?!

[@chipin1526]

17:58 Florida man has got my respect

[@_-Blaze-_]

1:59 It might seem crazy what I'm 'bout to say

[@RaidentBlazeWorks]

2:50 it’s funny because his pfp is Sadao Maou

[@Tsarbloonba]

18:04 yall ignoring the fact PEOPLE LIKE AVOCADO AND CARROTS AND TUNA in their pizza? Also Hawaii pineapple

[@BG-py9lt]

As a Minnesotan that tuna thing is cap asf. Nobody eats that here

[@LP-ir3op]

sure...sure.

[@SillyFool4]

Corn on pizza is delicious. But who puts CARROTS ON THEIR DAMN PIZZA THATS JUST NOT RIGHT

[@thunderlordabove420]

You are definitely white white if you put corn on pizza

[@DehaHasmaden]

Who added the 3 hundered litres bro i am crying on the floor

[@chrs-wltrs]

18:05 we not gonna talk about minnesota with fucking tuna?

[@papurrito4758]

18:04 So we just ignoring the two avocado ones?

[@Wailerman]

14:27 we're just built different

[@camdenzeigler6954]

For the 25000 to 25300 problem, piss

[@ZombieLeo94]

I saw that Master Chef Junior episode before. It was kinda messed up.

[@TheTrueMajinJiraiya]

As someone from Pennsylvania...they are wrong about it being corn, it's foreskins

[@Alayawills]

Dark memes are better because its better to watch them during the night

[@ahmaddhia3473]

2:04 how did bro get banned from calculators

[@YourLocalCrackheac]

0:10 chad

[@shaunnd5922]

True question how did the app know and where and why he made it

[@HumanGamer69]

3:59 get back at them by eating it infront of them

[@shoneki7689]

18:05 is no one talking about the carrots😭

[@charlescraig1275]

3:30 well looks like I'm gay now

[@aidennatteravent4519]

Bro 8:50 has me going through an existential life crisis

[@Freshbread22-eh1ti]

Yes thank you someone else sees it