Waaait... Hol' Up... V84

[@TurtleChad1]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding... A turtle doesn't approve of continuing

[@雪者]

*smart move*

[@Tedy419]

if that is the turtle's wish, than so be it

[@feuerling]

I like the hypothesis that the pokemon-universe humans are also pokemon. Because a ditto turning into a human and producing a human egg is incredibly cursed.

[@arandomgamer9317]

I’ll finish it for you. In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, no Pokémon is legal, as they are classified as animals.

[@tibby4503]

Tibby approved

[@zozupskystar8639]

10:25 ok not gonna lie releasing wolves in those unusual areas....I would pay to watch that!

[@markh.6687]

Bad news: You're an employee in one of the factories the wolves are released into.

[@glutenfreehand-jobs4918]

15:12 as a gamer, I too am morbiusly a beast. I obtain all of my power from the great Morbius, especially when he shouts “it’s Morbin time!”

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

I physically cringed at this entire sentence. You have no idea how much I absolutely hate the Morbius meme

[@inkga10clan29]

@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 I am inside your mom.

[@swolby9230]

0:10 Maybe things don't work out because you don't think it through. Obviously, the builder overestimated the tension in the noose or underestimated the grip from the studs. Just use tiles for the trap door under the feet of the Lego man being hanged.

[@Ballslover42069]

Hey guys, in terms of male to female, Pokémon breeding, my lawyers have advised me to not continue the joke

[@markh.6687]

I'll say it: "Hot single Pokemon in your area want to breed with you!"

[@Redhexagon124]

​​in terms of reproduction, you're smaller than a bacteria

[@Dr_Doctor_Lee]

mm yes i can see how using the argument "jesus became hitler because of you" would offend quite a lot of people.

[@braydon8981]

A janitor approves of these memes

[@alabamaman1372]

Alabama Man approves of custodians.

[@Kainykap]

Oh my god it’s a janitor

[@jenkathefridge3933]

How are you doing janitor?

[@braydon8981]

@@jenkathefridge3933 good

[@nathanpeters5922]

...Sexually

[@iamaweirdo5210]

Bro at 7:09 my dumbass needed more then a minute to realize that she was standing sideways and that you could only see one leg 💀

[@Toast642_Archives]

3:05 "Did you just take both pills?"

[@sanstheskeletonfromhorrort1400]

1:01 that is the best f*ucking fiance a man can get

[@xap95]

censorship done boss

[@athishmarutharaj6001]

1:59 noooo dont turn my remains in to consumer product!-louis

[@travisbdub4952]

18:03 Am I the only one who imagined that gif underneath the one with the Earth and asteroid that shows the guy from GTA walking and saying, "Aww shit. Here we go again."

[@SupahCray]

That's a good one, I like your comment, pal! I actually laughed, and usually I get tired of that gif...but not now, that's fuckin great! XD

[@markh.6687]

I'm picturing the cartoon where the last panel is the female Tomboy standing on top of a mountain with a baseball bat waiting to take one Almighty swing...

[@ObservingLibertarian]

2:03 ...damn... that's a feel....

[@calanon534]

4:55 - I laughed way too hard at this. "Le Bumsex" sounds like something from the old Celebrity Jeopardy parodies on SNL said by the fake Sean Connery.

[@markh.6687]

"We will schitt off the American coasht and lishen to their rock and rooll!"

[@PlatesOfSandwiches]

I was not expecting that first one 😭😭

[@The_Foole]

3:03 Immoral and Immortal are not the same thing. A situation with an immoral dog is prolly not going to end as well as a situation with an immortal dog.

[@TheTakato122]

That's the joke.

[@The_Foole]

​@@TheTakato122 Probably, but just how illiterate is this person? If they are only mistaking the one word then it is more that they do not understand the definition or misread the word than it is that they are illiterate. In that case, does this joke really hold up?

[@markh.6687]

I missed the joke entirely, because I am pure and chaste and wholesome. Now what was that about an immoral dog?

[@The_Foole]

@@markh.6687 Do not know. Just that it showed the word immoral while saying immortal at about 3:05, during that meme.

[@sloanewalker42]

If you got $1,000,000,000, and the IRS couldn’t touch a penny of it, what would you do with it?

[@Joe69_420]

Eventually spending it

[@DeathlordSlavik]

Use it to annihilate the IRS so everyone can enjoy not having to pay taxes and also because of how much I hate the IRS.

[@ryotoiii7945]

Chase the IRS down, tormenting them with the fact they can’t touch a penny of the money as I try to stick it in their mouths

[@JackBright4908]

Start a company

[@iselok]

Kidnap children below 3 and start to create an army to take over the world

[@anonymous-sus406]

05:08 my ass forgot what a shit feels like

[@plauge800]

13:26 I...is that kid water boarding her teddy bear

[@Fernsaur]

Yes

[@ItalianCountryball11]

#DANKNESS Girlfriend: he’s probably thinking about other girls. Boyfriend: what if the Axis won WW2.

[@nathanpeters5922]

...Sexually...

[@markh.6687]

(Shadowy figure) "Ve did vin, Mein Herr. Vee are just consolidating our forcez in the caves. Zoon ve vill kontrol alles of Europe! Heil!"

[@noahcordero8777]

(Blue pill) you get a girlfriend (Red pill) your dog is an immortal Wait did you just take both?!?!

[@komododragon410]

10:40 choosing the right video requires courage and sheer will 💪 What's the name of bottom vid btw??

[@TheRealMrPancakes]

You know that’s a dude, right?

[@ShecriedhecriedIcried]

@@TheRealMrPancakes We just want to know For trap investigation reasons…

[@hplovecraftcat]

​@@TheRealMrPancakes did he stutter?

[@markh.6687]

"Sheer". You got it wrong, but you got the spirit.

[@dutchvanderlinde9400]

10:40 thats a man, baby!

[@markh.6687]

Most guys wouldn't care, just so long as their bros don't find out.

[@dutchvanderlinde9400]

@@markh.6687 amen...

[@jasonryan5572]

The aliens would probably just ignore us and focus on the animals because we are stupid.

[@GEEDRO_Official_975]

1:12 What's wrong with that? Oh wait, I thought it said "Chicken" at first💀

[@ninetenduh]

1:42, there actually is a different Tag, NSFL (Not safe for Life aka Gore) already exists.

[@antinerfer11roblox31]

Bro what the hell 💀

[@Bee-eautiful]

7:30 make sure theres *not* a pulse* we dont want her to fight back

[@taralyoth51]

3:51 this meme is wild lmao😂😂😂

[@Peanut323]

13:39 instructions unclear, I am no longer a virgin.

[@ReallyStrongGuy]

16:40 Should have a blurred hole

[@taralyoth51]

The picture at 1:40 is relatable

[@rozsia3464]

0:53 cant wait for the aliens to make us theyr breeding stock XD

[@noes_231]

what the fok

[@markh.6687]

You're assuming how they breed is pleasurable for us; what if it is angry pointy poison tentacle snu-snu ending in our deaths?? No, don't answer, I know you'd like it anyway.

[@markh.6687]

#dankness Me: Wanting to be an astronaut. Also me: We win, Gracie! :BOOOOM!!: (from the movie "Armageddon").

[@JohnDoe-mi8qr]

4:42 Haven't seen him in a while. I wonder how he's doing

[@Onthisgoodgreenearth]

Ye

[@Onthisgoodgreenearth]

Firts

[@jesphinjoseph448]

Good work 👍

[@Memellion]

Ye

[@Fernsaur]

​@@MemellionYe

[@kurota6223]

Me laughing like I am about to dead at 6:25

[@Hatman_24]

3:50 ive commited several war crimes... Sexually

[@DreadxBjinn]

9:18 bold of you to assume it’s be a girl 😏

[@spudpotato7488]

but I want to drive my Hot Wheels across the amazing mountains of love. well, rather the plains of depression.

[@loganroman6546]

6:47 No queen

[@johngellare3507]

2:09 what is the bottom right one?

[@JaneDoe-xi1sn]

i need to know too

[@dpPepperWasTaken]

Can we get the sauce?

[@JaneDoe-xi1sn]

@@dpPepperWasTaken we need the sauce

[@foofoo3344]

4:42 = That's called Sharia Law

[@charlesgreen2232]

culture appropriation is culture appropriation if you are not British because Britain's culture is culture appropriation. checkmate.

[@markh.6687]

That's a circular argument; you've checkmated yourself there, Good Sir.

[@Anonymous-yg5md]

0:43 it's a freaking Ultra Wormhole!

[@SupasitPhungrattana]

10:55 if you ask this to Thai people they will say “that’s all WRONG why everyone in another country alway change ours capital city to Bangkok it not even real capital city name”

[@LionGaming-pk9yt]

3:03 i know this souns good but the dog cannot die, it will sufer when the univers dies

[@rustyrat111]

1:10 BROOOOO IKR!!1!

[@TinyDragonGamer250]

Yall be messing with a pokemon. Where are my Gen Z Xenos bois?

[@xap95]

10:20 Here, we just shoot them.

[@dogeclanleader1]

Yes

[@mrwiggles5331]

there is ducking no way that is link i refuse to believe in it 2:10

[@baconeguarde1127]

10:48 the answer is bangkok

[@Eye_Exist]

society if phones had screenshot button

[@mionfel1350]

0:25 I can't help but wonder just like those stupid chinese balloons, what is fox trying to distract people from now or did I just eat the onion?

[@internetuser320]

10:54 I am thai and I am confused what the question below said?? (Not the answer)

[@Steve99-bb4ce]

0:06 thumbnail meme for yall

[@Hi-eq9rs]

By turtle you mean Masteroggway or Masteroggwgay

[@crimsonforest709]

Broo the screen

[@alabamaman1372]

Alabama Man approved. 😏

[@michellebrock9936]

14:56 🤣 why no responses to this reddit thread?

[@tyreczb6988]

9:49 10:49 - 11:08

[@brott_man]

16:29 which verse is #2

[@chrisweiss6363]

Yeah f the metric system

[@jellymemo6384]

A fascist approves of these memes

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

Yeah … deli can be bad for women .. (ive been there)

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

Ahh right

[@SkrunkerLive]

among us

[@Joshua-uw7wm]

We're actually waiting for the 3rd advent of Jesus but I doubt any of y'all were ever told that was a thing. You have to read the KJV Bible for yourself most churches teach false doctrine

[@Sir_Mini]

2:10 Where can i get these games?

[@rimurutempest2286]

wish i knew the last one😏

[@tropixx_]

first! im liked and subbed! ❤

[@FaithGamez]

If yall have sauce I need some sparr

[@miriblades8264]

Ha

[@averagemcfan5274]

e

[@dicktracy831]

13:28 Slight problem with that, my sleep paralysis demon is a woman.

[@duck4184]

39 sec

[@jesphinjoseph448]

Firs- NVM..... This is my quickest comment 😊

[@AxellarRBX]

not first

[@kerrubenramos5475]

1st

[@zayedalssheryani5295]

First