CURSED COMMENTS V81

[@drydogg]

"Living in a slum is practically criminal; owning a whole street of them only gets you invited to the best parties." Terry Pratchett.

[@EinsamPibroch278]

14:04 Banjo pairs well with Jaz Music, actually. It takes it back to its Rag-Time Roots.

[@feuerling]

1:42 those are tranquilizer darts for when the patient tries to run away without paying

[@ttyagraj9554]

18:48 to 21:14 is the most f*cked up thing I have ever read in all the cursed comments history.

[@YoItsM3RK]

im taking notes

[@mrezex4266]

first one is literally velma before and after the gym

[@AFordFlex2377]

That first one with the anthropomorphic nerd emoji girl and the Giga Chadette was pure perfection! 😂 🤓

[@papyberryandblueyruss5627]

I want them to kiss

[@AFordFlex2377]

@@papyberryandblueyruss5627 Based, they would definitely make a cute couple.

[@markh.6687]

"Hot female Tomboys are better. And both of them are Tomboys. Refuses to explain or elaborate further. Leaves."

[@sammer1097]

I mean... there is the problem that Chadette was being more Karen than Chad.

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@papyberryandblueyruss5627🤨

[@TurtleChad1]

A turtle approves of these comments

[@S1rUbaaaN_0365]

denji approves

[@lozercakez]

@@S1rUbaaaN_0365 a squid approves also, YOU KNOW DENJI YESSSS

[@whitebutterflyfingersofcolour]

​@@S1rUbaaaN_0365 Your Name is Tanjiro wtf

[@tibby4503]

Tibby approved

[@S1rUbaaaN_0365]

@@whitebutterflyfingersofcolour that is my channel name

[@dommywommy1270]

21:13 Nah bro really made a whole entire biography about me!!! Now I won't have to write an autobiography myself!

[@RandomBozoGuy]

Bro had me spitting out my drink every 10 seconds

[@zaragachizanparo4948]

21:14 This sounds like the plot synopsis for the Old Boy sequel we never got.

[@corncrab]

"Draw them dead in a ditch." WAT?

[@jamesb9212]

#dankness When you think you're about to fart quietly, but it comes out louder than you meant for it: "Now all of China knows you're here!"

[@markh.6687]

I once had such a long-winded fart, I said "Members of Congress, I speak to you tonight..."

[@BillSmith372]

Sponge approves of these memes, beat the turtle to it

[@101k_with_no_video]

Nope the turtle beat you

[@BillSmith372]

@@101k_with_no_video god damnit

[@toastmaster914]

Says your a minute behind

[@olivefernando7879]

science's source would literally be a bunch of explanations of how to find out yourself (i.e. what experiments were done etc) like literally the royal society's motto means 'take no one's word for it' you're meant to do the science yourself and then correct people when they're wrong (including yourself if you were wrong about your hypothesis)

[@mousepotatoliteratureclub]

4:48 There is an entire movie series about how both of these ideas can go horribly, horribly wrong.

[@fire_bro0638]

"How do thirst walk the thirst drink eat zombie the food? Having problems reloading the zombie after dark" Amen brother

[@ikizumari7314]

At 2:30, it’s the same with how fudge didn’t bother to check Harry’s memory if Voldemort had returned or not

[@somerandomguy4180]

18:38 bro did not hold back at all with the darkness in his soul 💀💀💀 If you read this dude, can we be friends?

[@sadnesse7602]

It’s just a prank bro

[@BitByte1003]

bro that is literally the darkest thing i’ve ever heard, and it only had 5 upvotes 💀

[@song_of_the_phoenix2010]

14:20 Not sure about everyone,but the one lying down - Inosuke Hashibiro - is a masculine dude with a feminine face that was raised by boars and wears his "adoptive" mother's head as a mask,and the one above him is Juzo Suzuya,or Rei,and was raised as a pet by a man-eating mainacal humanoid called a Ghoul,which means Juzo grew up as a crazy,violent dude willing to harm himself AND others.See the red marks on him? Those are body stitches.He is a bit feminine though,the Ghoul that raised him castrated him with a gavel before he entered puberty,so as she wanted,he stayed small and cute.

[@Silverhedgehog389]

ok ._.

[@song_of_the_phoenix2010]

@@Silverhedgehog389 ok ._.

[@oreovex]

@@song_of_the_phoenix2010 ok ._.

[@song_of_the_phoenix2010]

@@oreovex ok ._.

[@thedragonthatlovesskittles7132]

0:20 through multiple forms of trial and error and exploration of the earth and the relam it lives in.

[@14Uall]

8:51 they both probably lost to a baking soda volcano.

[@TheGenericPerson]

how the hell can you even get 15 years for stealing 100$, thought the legal limit was like a year at most, this is sickening.

[@markh.6687]

Bank Robbery often involves the threat or use of weapons, so the penalty is more severe than bankrupting a company by stealing money from it.

[@TheGenericPerson]

@@markh.6687 there is no way someone would steal 100$ from a bank

[@markh.6687]

@@TheGenericPerson Do a web search; a guy was just arrested for stealing $1 U.S. during a bank robbery. The Feds don't play with bank robbers; it was made a Federal crime in the 1930's.

[@djdomain]

@@TheGenericPerson If you're destitute, commiting a felony to stay in prison may not be a bad deal. Three meals a day, a bed, free medical treatment, etc. Some prisoners reoffend because they know they can't make it on the outside, and at least in prison they have their needs met.

[@TheGenericPerson]

@@djdomain true, but getting 15 years for 100$ is insane.

[@beurreamoustache3333]

21:14 I am absolutely terrified.

[@HereTakeAFlower]

No fucking way the businessman at 5:40 is called Paul fucking Allen. Ok, let's see Paul Allen's prison sentence.

[@purpledevilr7463]

You cannot explain to me with nothing but pure logic, why I should be logical. You can however convince be with pure irrationality, to be irrational. Is that statement not logical?

[@Neptune._.]

Why did the artist of the thumbnail give them both big cherries

[@zakbrooks7354]

To appeal

[@markh.6687]

Because he COULD!

[@RhettJack.]

There more like melons but whatever

[@fromearth3286]

Sometimes it's nice to press them, like hot water pouch😊

[@igoration8377]

@@fromearth3286ayo

[@CB-ul8mv]

0:07 giga-chan

[@52flyingbicycles]

2:17 Rowling has a nasty habit of bringing up how screwed up the wizard system is (in this case, false imprisonment despite accessible ways to prove innocence) then just… not addressing it. Even mocking it. Like Hermione wanting to emancipate the elves

[@somecarperson]

4:46 im pretty sure the jurassic park/world movies have shown us the dangers of this also i think it would be a terrible idea to bring back dinosaurs. any one here feel like hiking in the forest and having some freaking mega lizard bird thing come out of no where

[@prussianpolydactyl836]

1:46 That's how doctors get more customers.

[@whitebutterflyfingersofcolour]

Screw Alpha Males, Imma become a Psi Male and fly around shooting laser beams

[@TheTakato122]

I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

[@MSOGameShow]

"Now draw them dead in a ditch" LMFAO

[@daylemur149]

7:43 I’m sorry why did I laugh so hard at the original comment and then even harder at the other comment!!!

[@Rewind36383]

“What about gru, he stole the moon” Me: “what about Rick (Rick n’ Morty) he f***ed a planet”

[@markh.6687]

#dankness My Niece: "I'm pregnant again!" Me: "So you've been cheating on me the whole time?!"

[@BA4LMari]

14:33 ketchup on waffles is crazy

[@thegoofyahhthing2467]

i approve of these memes, you can't prove me wrong.

[@thommieboi13]

2:35: No, that world is supposed to be a dystopia.

[@maybe_tankerguy05]

22:17 their pfp was my exact reaction to their comment

[@amateurmallard]

0:35 HOLY SHIT I RANDOMLY SAID THIS TO MY FRIEND IN CLASS BEFORE I SAW THIS

[@daanbos5918]

3:51 oh lol in The Netherlands it legal, guess I just have to convince my little sister (10)

[@tehdogefather6546]

21:26 Xzibit isn't even on display in a museum

[@JensMorrison]

South Carolina: It shouldn't be for the women. It should be for the doctors performing the 'abortion'.

[@keybladewielder9425]

🤓: Sirius Black 🗿: Really Ni...

[@osmacar5331]

well what we have preserved would be destroyed so... yeah, at least we keep history for others to appreciate.

[@SatyamKumar-zl1ds]

18:45 why does it sounds like my current plan🤐

[@Giggling-goober]

Apparently he’s a sentient kitchen sponge because of his bright yellow color and square shape, and if you need further proof there is that one episode where he got that green face on the back of his head and was rude to everybody. Spongebob

[@LecherousLizard]

8:03 Bold comment for somebody in the yubi yubi~ range.

[@masterhound5093]

1:48 Today I learned a shotgun can also be a revolver.

[@leemehrlich552]

The doctor set had a literal SHOTgun. 💀

[@allantidgwell5624]

The source for science is in its replicability

[@markh.6687]

"The application of the powers of observation combined with the scientific method. It's elementary, My Dear Watson!" -- attributed to Sherlock Holmes.

[@allantidgwell5624]

@@markh.6687 the scientific method is a process to demonstrate replication

[@brennanledet711]

0:50 Got me good

[@HapHaz_46]

He probably picked random Japanese looking ‘women’ to put there💀💀💀 14:21

[@ShortEuropeanTwin]

0:03 i don't think that i want a dog driving

[@Luhandre_0944]

#dankness 10yr old me tells the mailman i know hes secrets The mailman: come here son i missed you Me: 😳 ayo what

[@kadenerb5148]

6:02 the problem with society

[@jozin8904]

1:41 this is just Canadian doctor set

[@bonyatabg1847]

0:20 umm actually, science's source is the scientist 🤓

[@S1rUbaaaN_0365]

not the thumbnail 💀💀

[@TheHolyJuggerknight]

both of em 10/10

[@Neptune._.]

💀

[@TheRealMaxdestroyer]

3:01 CAAEEEESERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@mundea]

An African approves of these memes

[@o_o2868]

3:50 It is legal in my country? My life was a lie

[@venethveneth8512]

I dinosaurs would die since they lived at a time where oxygen was WAYYY different so they can't live at our earth rn

[@markh.6687]

You're wrong; but you've got the spirit. Earth's atmosphere had a different chemical makeup than it does today, but oxygen was still oxygen.

[@mpcrauzer]

Still better setup than mine

[@q_0191]

"I was breeding two of them with the neighbors" 5:00

[@pksfires17691]

18:38 I stopped smiling.

[@FartwithnoF]

A boglin approves of this video

[@vipuladitya14]

2:04 username checks out

[@arizonarangerrr]

She's got a point.

[@AREA12security]

Hampter approves this Video

[@theodorehazel6920]

0:43 thats pretty fuckin impressive tho

[@chelledavis-hull5116]

From the 🤓?!?! damn something wrong with me 😞

[@Arakn1dz]

Alright alright you got me

[@amateurcrastinator9523]

We finish in 3 minutes because we don't want to spend any more time with you.

[@briansneary7535]

Dam it Dave

[@oluwatimilehinaina1169]

19:50 Hell naw...Hell Nawwwwwww

[@fetteraga]

1:44 okay I got a few what your child believes a shot consists of. honestly I know a few little girls who would LOVE a pink and baby blue toy shotgun.

[@mrnoice]

1:34 I thought that said c*nt but it says shot

[@xianjelounolledo]

that thumbnail

[@jyggalag8359]

(7:29) is no one going to take about a dad who accidentally killed his child

[@ItalianCountryball11]

5:58 what the fu-

[@begining9807]

5:23

[@alabamaman1372]

Alabama algorithm comment. 💩

[@markh.6687]

Alabama "When you're at work I'm with your stepsister" reply.

[@Rurenithelazyperson]

I like turtles

[@TheTrueStrangeBee]

What is ms hands

[@maaryamvayeghan6572]

3:24😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kieranhc]

Did I miss something or is the thumbnail not in this video?

[@christhefirstxenosian5544]

Actually some humans taste like cheetos

[@hoebertrabeck1621]

that incest map is not correct for germany.

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

#Dankness Dating a e girl for aesthetic: smol brain Dating a emo girl to sing Emo Girl: medium brain Dating a big titty goth girl cuz horni: big brain Dating a teacher to blast Hot For Teacher in your car: GigaChad brain

[@TheTakato122]

I prefer "Don’t Stand So Close to Me" by The Police.

[@markh.6687]

I go to Tomboy Outback and order the Strip Steak: Universe Brain.

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

If i was in south Carolina …. I would be attacking law makers 😂. Because they are now the criminals.

[@thonghang3139]

0:37 DISAPPOINTED. why no one comment " i don't do your mom" in that. such an opportunity go to waste

[@ExDixionconderoga]

8:40 O_O

[@name-od8yh]

12:46 did anyone Else hear that click

[@JoeJoe69funny]

W memes

[@dogeclanleader1]

I eat cows

[@SockandBox]

why does he always talk about dogs?

[@yautjita-yt6985]

Im like number 4,000

[@alphatiger2832]

13:20 chad girl

[@Kcmonarc]

So no one talking about 18:47 ?