1:55 - Fun Fact: That "cute little guy" is a blue ring octopus, and the reason that person ended up in the ER is because they are highly toxic, so if you live in a part of the world that they live, do not touch the cute little octopus with the blue poke dots, it will be painful and will send you to the hospital!
@Redhexagon12413 күн бұрын
Good too know
@meownster80513 күн бұрын
that doesnt looks like a BLUE ring octopus tbh
@Schnittertm112 күн бұрын
It might also send you straight to a coffin, if you're unlucky.
@Cuddly-Cactus11 күн бұрын
@@meownster805 It's not a great photo, but if you pause the video you can tell that's exactly what it is. (Also, the blue rings color shift, due to the pigments and muscles in the octopus skin, that's what allows them to do that. So the rings are shifting between dark shades and lighter shades. They are amazing little creatures!)
@Cuddly-Cactus11 күн бұрын
P.S. - They live in the Pacific and Indian Oceans, from the Sea of Japan to southern Australia and across to Vanuatu. And if you plan on visiting these areas, you can just take a photo of them hanging out in a tide pool, so you can look but don't touch! 🦑🚫🖐
@HelpfulShoutout13 күн бұрын
IMPORTANT: 15:30 the hentai body pillow in the background should be edited out before youtube notices
@captainplasma101213 күн бұрын
who is that
@Green_Bloxy13 күн бұрын
💀
@GP2285513 күн бұрын
7 hours later...
@Therevengeforget13 күн бұрын
I don't think it's seeable enough for youtube to have neurons triggered... or neural gates triggered.
@EpicgamerJoeDaSeal13 күн бұрын
…I just noticed that
@Cuddly-Cactus13 күн бұрын
12:25 - "What's a cactus?" So as a 🌵 I am qualified to answer! Definition of Cactus - noun: cactus; plural noun: cacti A 🌵 is a succulent plant with a thick, fleshy stem that typically bears spines, lacks leaves, and has brilliantly colored flowers. Cacti are native to arid regions of the New World and are cultivated elsewhere, especially as houseplants. And some species even produce fruit, such as the prickly pear cactus. (And yes they are delicious!)
@weirdochristoffel52853 күн бұрын
no way i never knew that lol
@Cuddly-CactusКүн бұрын
@@weirdochristoffel5285 Interesting right?! Also, if you want to grow your 🌵indoors you can do so no matter what part of the world you live in and it's quite easy, just make sure you don't over water us and make sure we get plenty of sunlight. 🤗🌵
@weirdochristoffel5285Күн бұрын
@@Cuddly-Cactus nice so i can grow one in the amazon rainforest COOOOL
@AdrienPenhoet13 күн бұрын
I love how Charlie Kirk’s first app below the iPhone storage is Grindr 😂
@raineblackstar352214 күн бұрын
1:18 So you remember that one level in the original Mario game where the sun tries to kill you? Yeah, that's today.
@tommyinnit584314 күн бұрын
3:36 beomgyu being here is CRAZZYYY
@RiceOreo13 күн бұрын
fr i was like the leo dicapido meme
@md.shihabtalukdar35813 күн бұрын
imma post it 😭😭😭
@epicswordmewz700713 күн бұрын
2:18 As someone from Portland, I can confirm this is the most serious and effective thing that Portland has ever done.
@huneymood14 күн бұрын
BEOMGYU WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE😭
@tommyinnit584314 күн бұрын
EXACTLY 😭
@Dontlook-m7j14 күн бұрын
How the fuck did you get a blue comment on KZbin
@Elijah1743914 күн бұрын
I didn't understand it
@M-eye-tBintentional14 күн бұрын
Then you're nobody!!! Then who am I speaking to....? If you're nobody... Then you're also a somebody... But WHO?
@maartenvanhecke-me2hr14 күн бұрын
Then you failed
@cookiekat230914 күн бұрын
Then you are now a worm who has yet to leave the dirt and even see the sun. Congratulations! :D
@AnAverageGamer_214 күн бұрын
Says anyone not everyone
@dk0t12714 күн бұрын
So it starts off with a thing called a “meme” and-
@ythrthrtraga14 күн бұрын
the thumbnail is so relatable 😭
@Corvus__13 күн бұрын
1:24 A horse sized chicken is essentially a chocobo of sorts!
@Vernexx13414 күн бұрын
JoJo memes from you would go hard af ngl
@Skuffd_Lad14 күн бұрын
I just want to hear him say ZA WARUDO
@JinheeJang-vv9cy13 күн бұрын
Lol beomgyu being literally here has cured my depression. HIS EXISTENCE IS A MEME
@Cophids14 күн бұрын
1:15 The way he said it so happily LOL
@Ralph_ralphster14 күн бұрын
0:20 I thought he was using the groin🤣
@mrnowak283514 күн бұрын
4:00 oh my god this reminded me of the pride street sweeper we have in my city. It’s adorable 😅
@RosieBarber-k8f12 күн бұрын
We love Beomgyu and his support for is brother ❤😂
@Dontlook-m7j14 күн бұрын
Jesus Christ VaazkL you’ve posted at least 7 times while i was at school😭🙏
@SatiricalSheep6 күн бұрын
3:05 Baldi Cameo!!!!!1
@StarWatcher_202414 күн бұрын
0:13 dude, I just found that out this year😭😭 (I'm a teenager)
@Newerbluesmurf14 күн бұрын
Dude sammmeee
@Zoggi13 күн бұрын
You aren't tho you're 12
@StarWatcher_202413 күн бұрын
@@Zoggi No??? Where did you get that from??
@StarWatcher_202413 күн бұрын
@@Zoggi literally who are you
@CatoTato13 күн бұрын
Oh I get it now lol, sleeping together don’t automatically mean devil’s tango 💀
@smithofagents12 күн бұрын
0:48 if only this was a pitch black monolith
@advance64bro14 күн бұрын
Hello, I am Luigi
@Tristan007014 күн бұрын
Hi Luigi
@advance64bro14 күн бұрын
@ hello
@Lizzo1st.14 күн бұрын
Wsp g
@KeenEyeStudios13 күн бұрын
Green stache?
@gordoneman13 күн бұрын
She was 13 Luigi....
@Secretly_JYPAPI13 күн бұрын
WHY IS BEOMGYU HERE LMAOO
@md.shihabtalukdar35813 күн бұрын
literary jumped 😭😭😭😭
@Secretly_JYPAPI12 күн бұрын
@@md.shihabtalukdar358 Yayyyyyy another MOA
@Vox_Ebyss13 күн бұрын
2:00: ASJJGDDYIKUDDGH THE FUCKING GRINDR APP ICON AT THE BOTTOM IM WHEEZING 😭😭
@Mustard-bc-why-not14 күн бұрын
The hips to close a cabinet drawer is so real 😭
@caelminogue653714 күн бұрын
Dude, real. It's so convenient.
@brightwarrior29109 күн бұрын
9:54 I love that the word is blurred out because the creator is smart enough to know the internet is very immature and will take it the wrong way.
The dude holding a blue ring was speeding up evolution for sure
@PyroGothNerd12 күн бұрын
Who the heck wears heels that high EVERY DAY!? Heck, I thought heels that crazy high went out of fashion!
@redmask125214 күн бұрын
the thumbnail reminded of this time where I pushed a door open with my hip, and forgot my earbud case was in my pocket
@futureandevolution831513 күн бұрын
13:04 Journey: Should we finish that sentence?
@BenedictGaydokRimes17 сағат бұрын
1:30 aw yeah my boy Nathan got in here
@anonymous-hj7zn10 күн бұрын
pirates were the hoods of the olden days fr
@GabeArson12 күн бұрын
Thumbs down: more disapproval, less insult Middle finger: less disapproval, more insult
@WhatDoICallThisAccount3 күн бұрын
What if I do both?
@GabeArson2 күн бұрын
@ Advanced middle finger
@supercoolusernamewow10 күн бұрын
when it said "addicted to c*ke" i thought it was cake lmao 3:54
@noobstoise102413 күн бұрын
3:50 SONIC ADVENTURE 2 REFERENCE🔥🔥🔥
@RadiantCataclysm12 күн бұрын
2:34 this girl waking up from anesthesia is surprising if somebody did their job right, but many brain surgeries happen while the patent is awake and the surgeons actively interact with the patient while doing surgery. This is to make sure that they aren’t causing damage immediately, and know to call off the surgery, instead of waiting until the patient wakes up and find out they have a serious problem caused by the surgery.
@LizziesLukas13 күн бұрын
I don't know why most of us close the drawer with our hips... it almost like the most reasonable thing to do no matter how silly it looks
@masqueradewat12 күн бұрын
on the note about the little cheese in wax. I think part of it is that it's a kind of cheese that was usually waxed, it's also paraffin wax from what I recall so probably better than using the same amount of plastic I'd imagine
@shroomer38673 күн бұрын
2:16 Sleeping with the fishes aaah photo 💀
@Eeveeismypatronas13 күн бұрын
17:00 And then there's ME who shares stuff that *I* find funny in hopes of bringing back lost childhood memories to the audience.
@gamerboyblade688113 күн бұрын
timeless memes for all generations
@Wolfie5454514 күн бұрын
2:30 You’re not, you’re not under anesthesia during brain surgery.
@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING13 күн бұрын
I found this very informative, thank you, how will they stop the pain though? The mental fear of having your most important organ in the hands of some people and if you twitch, you die
@babeysheep13 күн бұрын
@@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING Brains don't have any pain receptors, so assuming they use something to numb any incision sites and give some meds to relax & stay calm (both common things to do in surgery anyway) then there should be no issue :)
@Wolfie5454513 күн бұрын
@@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING You don’t feel pain in the brain. You are also held still so you don’t twitch like that. They want you awake and responsive so they can tell if they hit something wrong. In fact you are usually interacting with someone. Answering questions, etc.
@pyke685513 күн бұрын
@@Wolfie54545that sound horrifying
@lilballerКүн бұрын
@@pyke6855 Yeah man it would seem that way, but as someone who has had an surgery that required me to stay awake, (it was an eye surgery, but the concept is similar) they make you high af lol, like when I woke up I didnt even care that someone was cutting open my eyeball I felt so chill.
@foureyedelf61519 күн бұрын
To the list of Before you marry someone, I would add find out how they fold their laundry (particularly towels for some reason) and have one major disagreement that you will not compromise your position on.
@frankyanish48337 күн бұрын
5:39 that last word is pronounced, “suck-synced.” it is synonymous with ‘to the point’, brief, and straightforward.
@EuroCrow28314 күн бұрын
Did... you just censor the word breast as in chicken breast? Good god man, are we really THAT afraid of the English language at this point? Want to start censoring the word "go" too because it could imply going to the bathroom?
@VaazkLShorts13 күн бұрын
bro i upload my stuff on tiktok too, they take EVERYTHING down and honestly i didnt even mean to blur this, i have an editor and we have to be pretty strict since sometimes even just swearing can get a video screwed
@CourierCat-isGod13 күн бұрын
💀
13 күн бұрын
@@VaazkLShortsBloody (KZbin).
@sirtopoftheworldegg13 күн бұрын
mb guys i accidently pissed in their cereal
@literallyafrog36713 күн бұрын
This is some b***shit.
@ever_zerobaskz14 күн бұрын
3:34 omg lol
@jesuslover482113 күн бұрын
The thumbnail. I’m dying💀
@WickedEdge8711 күн бұрын
He could be any of of us! It could be you, it could be me, it could even be-
@1GuyThatsRandom14 күн бұрын
First meme I already didn’t get What the heck is a paracelebration?
@RealTheScienceCat13 күн бұрын
parachute celebration, perhaps? (I am not super stupid, just joking)
@pocketinfinity67337 күн бұрын
the last meme is so real
@RealLeoPlays13 күн бұрын
As anyone I understand these memes.
@yanaa955013 күн бұрын
1:46 Technically wrong, since he said "they" for the non-binary peoples in general. 2:27 For anyone wondering, it says, "The cigarette cause/engender cancer." There was probably a joke there, but, if there indeed was one, I most definitely didn't get it, lol.
@blackoutlol285713 күн бұрын
3:57 why did I think they censored the word cake 😂
@Madztherandomytperson13 күн бұрын
0:55 NO NOT MY OLD MLB HYPERFIXATION 😭😭
@theoldlaser13 күн бұрын
"Memes anyone will understand" the thumbnail having a sixteen syllable word:
@BlackWater_4913 күн бұрын
15:58 Actually research has shown that when beavers hear water babbling/gurgling they're instinctively pushed to stop it by piling up stuff...
@ъыььыъ8 күн бұрын
1:07 you can't beat my bazuka with your m4, goyda
@azraelvrykolakas1579 күн бұрын
I honestly don't think skibbiddi toilet is anywhere near as bad as what does the fox say
@OfficialSylvantis13 күн бұрын
1:18 this some solar balls type shit bruh 😭
@kfjellyjaymehopkins474612 күн бұрын
In the thumbnail that meqns half were made by men
@Hellothere-fm2lr12 күн бұрын
4:29 - omg it's weezer
@ANanoMoose23 сағат бұрын
6:24 bro yesterday I missed school and my science class got to do an activity that sounded really fun and got to eat m&ms😭
@blyhism10 күн бұрын
READERS ADDED CONTEXT: BEETLE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
@GojiMations202414 күн бұрын
5:34 so yesterday….when everything is run your way!
@fishbowl-de9gf14 күн бұрын
4:26 the weez
@ImFangzBro3 сағат бұрын
1:09 Both? Both. Both is good. Both sword and gun.
@Eeveeismypatronas13 күн бұрын
0:36 Genie's face resembles my exact reaction of reading that post XDDDDDD
@VTPA585213 күн бұрын
1:23 hell nah. 5:49 Android users breaking the laws of physics.
@supercoolusernamewow10 күн бұрын
nah its just that android phones are better
@VTPA585210 күн бұрын
@@supercoolusernamewow And iOS devices are better in terms of keeping away Apps with Malicious intents. Meaning, there isn't a Malicious App to download from the App Store.
@Ascorpioncar13 күн бұрын
If someone is called a they I will most likely call the creature an it
@cacklebabygg615613 күн бұрын
12:06 "WHERE IS HE!"
@mikethewhizz50854 күн бұрын
City level: brass and high hat
@NeoLegend909413 күн бұрын
13:51 My teacher gave me a 0 on my science project because I ‘didn’t turn it in’ but I know full well that I did because the teacher literally had to present it for me because I was a 6th grader and my anxiety was wilding. It was really annoying because my mom got super mad at me too and grounded me because she thought I lost it, again, it was most definitely presented in class and I did not take it from that classroom after the presentation seeing as my teacher kept it and I didn’t even touch it after bringing it in on presentation day. Also because of that 0 I actually failed the class. So basically my teacher lost my project and I got all the blame for it. If you couldn’t tell, I’m still salty about it.
@TrumpOfficialNot4 сағат бұрын
0:40 The fucking what?
@decaydjk892213 күн бұрын
9:38 is the most depressingly American thing ever
@monikamorningstarshadlo41299 күн бұрын
10:17 my man is saying “I am old” when he’s only 13 FNF came out when I was 16
@maplegaming14313 күн бұрын
17:17 bro that’s literally miss pauling
@Crepa-s1n13 күн бұрын
4:09 I See it as a Among us caracter
@DUshyanthRavinduHettiarachchi13 күн бұрын
1:19 Majoras Mask Moon (from the legend of Zelda): *join me my brother, in the onslaught of the world*
@Hyperdash-epic13 күн бұрын
7:58 he’s literally right next to the cat food
@quincycostello672613 күн бұрын
only real cultured people understand 3:10
@Sara-z4d3r13 күн бұрын
Nathen Pyle goes to my church! 1:39
@KeenEyeStudios13 күн бұрын
If you’re telling the truth, *please tell him I said hi.*
@NumerousBats13 күн бұрын
the way he pronounced succinct 💀
@zombeekiller500014 күн бұрын
00:13 that’s nothing compared to my record of around 500000
@Fronne104 күн бұрын
1:40 i usually go by IT for anyone
@Stxrmz_914 күн бұрын
As everyone i understand these memes
@AAPauzed13 күн бұрын
15:10 Vaazkl it's a "liar liar pants on fire" reference
@Cherry-yf6ml13 күн бұрын
2:00 the cut off app is grindr lmao
@mihaleben605113 күн бұрын
16:31 yeah their function is to be broken down for energy. ...which requires energy. Very inneficient. But thermodynamically neccesary
@pocketinfinity67337 күн бұрын
15:13 the joke is "liar liar pants on fire"
@thehalls90624 күн бұрын
9:33 "buying"? "groceries"? "apartment"? "rent"?
@kat-zi9kx3 күн бұрын
5:44 slightly inaccurate if someone doesnt get joke's well its more like at 2 percent you have time 1 depending on proximity to a charger
@Justme-c9k13 күн бұрын
2:43 this can shorten your achelys‘tendon which is something i can relate to because I was Born a with shortened achelys‘tendon on both sides. But I recently got surgery and they‘re now fixed
@TimeToGetFunkyy14 күн бұрын
4:30 weezer meme
@shlingusdingus417413 күн бұрын
4:26 Scream in a nutshell
@reganl836613 күн бұрын
The word “They” can also refer to a hypothetical group of people of which gender and all other qualities are undefined. Since no categorization are applied to the hypothetical group, it can contain any amount of people, even 1 or 0. The word “They” can apply to a singular individual only in a hypothetical sense. Once the person or people are present they can be identified by observation.
@decaydjk892213 күн бұрын
That's a lot of words to say nothing correct
@reganl836613 күн бұрын
@ Sorry for the confusion, that’s on me. Allow me to simply. If I wanted to refer to a group without giving any details, the word “They” is an appropriate substituting word, AKA a pronoun. If I know this person or people, I can better describe them. But if I don’t know who they are, then “They” is the appropriate word.