THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 2 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS SADLY I AM ILL RN IDK WHATS WRONG WITH ME I NEED TO GO TO DOCTORS BUT I WILL BE MAKING A LITTLE CELEBRATION SHORT VIDEO THINGY COMING UP THANK YOU ❤❤❤❤
@Seventysevenstars2 ай бұрын
GOOD LUCK MAN !! U'LL BE OK ! CANT WAIT FOR UR RETURN :3
@Toasty20122 ай бұрын
yay!🥳🥳🥳
@louismaier34992 ай бұрын
you did last video acctually
@bethanderson88302 ай бұрын
Hope you get better, happy two mil
@bethanderson88302 ай бұрын
I just subscribed
@The-Devils-Advocate2 ай бұрын
CHICKEN FINGERS
@JacksonWootenOfficial2 ай бұрын
I WILL HELP MAKE THIS THE TOP COMMENT
@The-Devils-Advocate2 ай бұрын
@@JacksonWootenOfficial 👍
@JacksonWootenOfficial2 ай бұрын
@@The-Devils-Advocate WE GOT THIS
@JaggedStarzLuv2 ай бұрын
I'LL ALSO HELP
@damarzrealm77312 ай бұрын
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@someguydoingthings2 ай бұрын
The joe hawley meme at the end gave me flashbacks to when I literally only listened to Tally Hall for like a year
@Hannah-t5z2 ай бұрын
About the custom sword: it used to be Viking tradition to go find the greatest blacksmith in the land, and commission a sword for your wedding to give as a present. Then, once you got your amazing wedding sword, you gave it to your husband the day of the wedding and you would be in charge of the ancestral swords that were passed down from generations to give to the new bride as a gift for their wedding. I honestly like this much more than rings. When my parents got married my mom just gave my dad the (this was new back then) PS2. Bring back wedding swords!
@PunakiviAddiktiАй бұрын
Damn that's metal
@chasethemaster3440Ай бұрын
I love this thanks for sharing this information I agree bring back wedding swords!!
@ፘ፞2 ай бұрын
16:04 now i really want to know how this looked like ingame.
@kanedaku2 ай бұрын
I'm guessing it either sucked, or was done really well. Depends on whether it was just a still image, or whether someone mapped out all the different profiles for the head.
@ThatOneSilverPuppeteer_quitАй бұрын
my brain: "oh, that meme at the end has the name joe in it! wouldn't it be funny if it were joe hawley?" joe hawley:
@Naux71032 ай бұрын
Did you know that a pillow isn’t made of 371,284,810,827,820 children?
@Delilahsrosegarden2 ай бұрын
Fr?
@areallyfatcatFN2 ай бұрын
Wait really?
@celly-vq8dc2 ай бұрын
gotta return my pillow
@foxbuns2 ай бұрын
that isn't what the pillow salesman told me..i need a refund.
@Delilahsrosegarden2 ай бұрын
@@foxbuns yea, you might need to sue them, for lying
@dragonsfire2862 ай бұрын
19:43 OH MY GOD JOE HAWLEY IN A VAAZKL VIDEO AHHHHHHHHHHH
@-Phenrir-2 ай бұрын
RAHHHHHHH JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY
14:25 The person who gave this guy the F award is the real bossfight
@herticate85792 ай бұрын
That cat looks like it achieved all of its life goals 4:30
@AiAlphaCook2 ай бұрын
it has
@Muho_is_me2 ай бұрын
What Cat?
@DLBookTheGamer2 ай бұрын
idk, seems like it achieved something pretty significant
@Muho_is_me2 ай бұрын
İm now realising that im an idiot
@Dumb8502 ай бұрын
2:10 thats multiple calls PER MINUTE!!
@Bupboy2 ай бұрын
Thats about 8 calls an hour according to my math Not as drastic but why would anyone do that
@just-there2 ай бұрын
11,000 per day 7.63 per minute
@Bupboy2 ай бұрын
@@just-there my math was way off I think i overthought about it
@AidanWR2 ай бұрын
Depends on the spider. Some are able to traverse water easily, but a lot of them struggle with swimming and may drown. But yes, they can sort of swim
@Noot_gamesАй бұрын
some can WALK on water.
@BenjaminMorel-xs2vi2 ай бұрын
I apologize to confirm, but spiders can swim... ...did I do it?...did I scare you?
@PickleFox_Skills2 ай бұрын
man I got scared to swim in my pool for a second...
@BenjaminMorel-xs2vi2 ай бұрын
@@PickleFox_Skills I would have said I'm training to be a terrorist, but I don't think people would have appreciated the joke.
@overpricedbluepaint-nb9lf2 ай бұрын
don't worry they walk on the water instead
@PickleFox_Skills2 ай бұрын
@@BenjaminMorel-xs2vi nah people would have appreciated it a lot 23 years ago
@escchristian5932 ай бұрын
13:47 Actually my math and my history teachers currently try to annoy each other as much as possible by throwing pictures of ugly animals on the wall and then hiding the remote of the projector. It's so damn funny looking at ugly llamas for ten minutes while the teacher searches the classroom.
@stellleo2 ай бұрын
2:01 Based on this she would have had to call her boyfriend at maximum once every 7.85 seconds, assuming she doesn’t sleep during any of those days. If she did, it’d be one every 5.23 seconds
@Zygar632 ай бұрын
6:50 Fun fact: there are actually multiple species of water dwelling spiders, one notable one being the diving bell spider. This is your daily dose of spider knowledge.
@number1-willstetsonsimpАй бұрын
that chicken fingers guy is just like begging in the most complex way ever
@chasethemaster3440Ай бұрын
6:33 that’s insane behavior
@AaronSchilling-e3z2 ай бұрын
6:47 there are some that can walk on water, jesus spider, jespider
@joemamaisirish8 күн бұрын
There is a spider that makes a nest underwater I think
@DoodleBrainStudios2 ай бұрын
I love the Aztec attractive one. Come to think of it, that’s probably why they did it in the first place.
@padmefoster15432 ай бұрын
CONGRATS ON THE TWO MILLION! I'm so sorry you're in pain right now though 😭
@Lady_Vortexian2 ай бұрын
Hope you feel better soon, greetings from Germany and congrats on 2M 😊
@fourwuv2 ай бұрын
19:43 JOE HAWLEY MENTIONED??
@lemonznlol2 ай бұрын
JOE HAWLEY
@ChaoticKidCalledKatАй бұрын
why is dave always the cool and chill guy in every story
@colleens11072 ай бұрын
Holy shit, congrats on two million. In celebration I shall refrain from correcting your mispronunciations like I usually do. Love your channel
@Kawf._.is-trash2 ай бұрын
Congratulations on 2M subscribers Vaazkl! I hope you reach your dreams and live a happy life without trouble ❤
@marcuswilcowski99332 ай бұрын
Congrats on 2 mil subs Vaz!
@alyssabrady17172 ай бұрын
CONGRATS ON 2 MIL VAAZY
@Ur_agv._TallyHall_FanАй бұрын
19:43 JOE HAWLEY??? TALLY HALL JUMPSCARE‼️‼️‼️‼️
@ButteredBread201Ай бұрын
There's no way Vaazkl isn't a Tally Hall fan. This is the third vid I've seen of his with smth Tally Hall related in it
@chasethemaster3440Ай бұрын
3:39 well now that I’m thinking about it yeah it is pretty weird lol
@ethanborrero73242 ай бұрын
Good and Evil realize they're on the same bus
@HawaiiPartyIIPartIIАй бұрын
good and evil? no way was that a tally hall reference
@Ur_agv._TallyHall_FanАй бұрын
Good and evil? LIKE THE TALLY HALL ALBUM?? 😱
@Kolokythi2 ай бұрын
11:09 incase anyone doesnt understand it looks like 2 to the power of 0 which while most people thinks its 0 (as a number to the power of anything is just YxYxY etc until the amount of y's is the same as the power) it's actually 1 i forgot why but its some math thing so the 2 to the power of 0 is 1 idk if anyone understood this but oh well
@freyacarney9324Ай бұрын
This didn't really make sense but do you mean 2 to the power of 0 is 1?
@andreylapshin409315 күн бұрын
19:49 tally hall mentioned!!!
@HeraldOfOpera9 күн бұрын
There's a specific kind of spider with special webbing that can filter the oxygen out of water that it uses to do exactly what you'd expect a spider to do with that.
@TeaCrap2 ай бұрын
The S.T.A.T bossfight just came out today. And then this. Insane
@DudenessBoyАй бұрын
5:03 i use an android phone, so i often sit in places without any of those.
@Bupboy2 ай бұрын
3:00 glad to live in the same state as the actual final boss of earth itself
@SilaxAngel2 ай бұрын
11:03 THOSE ORIGAMI CRANES ARE TINY-
@Shizuu_z2 ай бұрын
no fucking shit! i thought they were giant!
@sylvirgiomanach14912 ай бұрын
Right!?! Omg!! 🤩 Whenever I had free time at work, I'd make little origami swans and hide them all over the place. The smallest I was ever able to do was about the size of my pinky nail.
@Snakelover1312 ай бұрын
My smallest origami crane is 8mm. The world record made by a human is 3mm. My goal is to beat the world record.
@Lockedinnigga5000Ай бұрын
I mena, it’s average, guys!
@OminousBroАй бұрын
The thumbnail has me laugh-crying
@FrancisIanA2 ай бұрын
"Spiders can swim. They can eat, breathe, and reproduce underwater too" (Google)
@OliverJacobs-rp1pj2 ай бұрын
FUUUUUUUUCKKK why did you have to tell me this 😭😭😭
@CourierCat-isGod2 ай бұрын
Nuh uh
@orangeumadАй бұрын
D:
@christopherg23472 ай бұрын
4:49 Pretty sure the Cobra just wanted that scary giant to be elsewhere. It hissed. It coiled. It did everything to be left alone. Until it had to bite. But then the titan bit back.
@SammyCowan2 ай бұрын
I refuse to watch memes without a British guy reading them.
@ronanfunk60402 ай бұрын
4:55 bro pulled the ultimate uno reverse
@KeiraSamson2 ай бұрын
0:16 HMF REFERENCE??/?/??/?/
@gulayalakel49252 ай бұрын
17:46 Teacher: anyways sam over here has better grades than most of the students in this classroom. student:its not sam.. ITS SANS. Teacher:like the font? student :UGH.... DONT YOU KNOW UNDERTALE?? Teacher: whats a ''undertale''? student:...
@tan-g4uАй бұрын
6:52 YES THEY CAN 😭😭😭
@kirillzakharov7336Ай бұрын
11:07 tell us you are a Math nerd without telling us you are a Math nerd
@omegadragons3212 ай бұрын
2:36 it was the thunderstorms for me. food was good last i recall though i havent gone in like 10 years
@kirbonotsus43042 ай бұрын
you better have the guy who uprooted his town with a homemade tank
@eggy17122 ай бұрын
the stairs are going flat tbh
@Squarpy2 ай бұрын
4:16 "do you have any family traditions?" "nope, but every year on my birthday i take a bite outta dis window because of how excited i am" autotune ofc (from a yt short)
@lightx22 ай бұрын
15:49 soo the turtle's mom and dad were... fishes?
@SomeoneIsDrawing2 ай бұрын
0:56 now that's just mean
@StupidCritter10 күн бұрын
All I saw in the thumbnail was "the pope can spray."
@kristinhorner4628Ай бұрын
6:50 I just checked in with my Alexa. Some of them can.
@plet32 ай бұрын
Congrats on 2 mil
@Bowler300892 ай бұрын
4:31 every weekend for me
@CassDaCashewАй бұрын
6:37 Imagine only seeing the I see you car while on a drive
@Gyarujihyo2 ай бұрын
12:49 this was actually hilarious 😭😭
@abdulbarrimuhammed712017 күн бұрын
2:41 he just wants a bite bro give it to him, order him some bro
@deadpoet4034Ай бұрын
The Oppenheimer one is funny cause it’s true😂
@Ethan_Bracken2 ай бұрын
0:26 i was the rich kid growing up and I was also 6’ in 7th grade I think you know where this is going
@eindeutscherozelotАй бұрын
None of these are about bossfights.
@RaaRaaOG13 сағат бұрын
0:12 lol after watching a horror vid this brings me laughter
@PurpluxRblx2 ай бұрын
1:11 How do you even manage to be banned from the sea 😭
@SuperShirikibros132 ай бұрын
Poseidon had enough of his shit 😭😭😭
@SharArt10sa2 ай бұрын
Gratz on 2m🎉🎉🎉🎉
@zacharielapierre23082 ай бұрын
LET'S GO congratulation for the 2M man
@Violet740072 ай бұрын
Congrats on 2 Million!
@NATER-TAINMENT2 ай бұрын
Congrats on 2 mil!
@toystolife16782 ай бұрын
1:34 I see this everytime I go to the school bathroom.
@irrelEvant53522 ай бұрын
Congrats on 2 mil homie
@_4tr4mp0line2 ай бұрын
What is joe hawley doing there.
@ButteredBread201Ай бұрын
I think Vaazkl is a Tally Hall fan. This is the third video I've seen of his where there's something Tally Hall related
@jooleebilly2 ай бұрын
Congrats on the 2M!
@RaaRaaOG13 сағат бұрын
18:28 your gonna ignore the banana dipped in gasoline like im sorry how the hell do u know what that taste like
@denisekyles4299Ай бұрын
17:49 MISSED OPERTUNITY TO PLAY UNDERTALE MUSIC
@TheFinnishGamer2 ай бұрын
7:37 now he’s building an underground garage
@MarcirsaiАй бұрын
4:50 leaving cobra a vegetable
@the_Klozilla2 ай бұрын
6:53 They can swim
@tyyebqadri44932 ай бұрын
Finally, only one digit again
@AgentTOAST1472 күн бұрын
8:39 Nosk is the by far the creepiest thing to be experienced by man. Discuss.
@F.R.E.D.D29862 ай бұрын
10:20 He did *W H A T* now?
@Redhexagon1242 ай бұрын
Bossfights rush HELL MODE
@PrikexeOfficialАй бұрын
12:48 this is a sign not to cut ties with him
@Sofoxi2 ай бұрын
Tally hall :))) 19:49
@dragonsfire2862 ай бұрын
YUP
@ATJMP2 ай бұрын
12:30 i dont see a problem
@daniellins41142 ай бұрын
Me neither. Maybe it's ironic?
@skootergirl222 ай бұрын
Ok but did the fetus just had money and reached out of the woman,
@amdeadi95632 ай бұрын
9:00 I had a pen in which I emptied and replaced the ink 4 times. It's simple, you need a lot of practice and a lot of pens, and one day, one of them will stay
@Trollwurzel52 ай бұрын
16:58 I tab out and just and heard: steak ... leftovers ... Children