Memes Only Men Will Understand | Fennryn Reacts

[@TheRussian13]

"Women are NOT this confusing!" 3 minutes and 32 seconds earlier: "I need ten acne products!"

[@calebcomet1868]

I'm convinced the sheer volume and variety of chemicals that women use to have a 'healthy' appearance is the very reason they have to use those products in the first place. I mean, there's trillions of dollars to be made in that industry, I'd be more surprised if those products WEREN'T intentionally creating their own problem/solution cycle. The reason it doesn't happen with men is because the vast majority of us would rather be ugly than deal with that shit. "clean is clean, if I'm ugly, then fuck it, I'm ugly."

[@papapesky]

Men are friends until something makes them enemies. Women are enemies until something makes them friends.

[@Bigpaw87]

and it's when they become enemies that we make it a point to actually know their name. lol

[@TheFirstPotato]

This...this is too true

[@gundam2jimmy]

Yup

[@lunard8690]

agreed, i know many people who i support but disagree with several of their core beliefs, have you heard of undeadChronicXiv

[@baotan774]

as a man this is something that is infuriatingly true that you have become my enemy

[@heavenlytacos1221]

Men, we rarely get sick. But when we do get sick it hits fuckin hard

[@C_A_I_N_N]

Yup

[@VoidHxnter]

All those flashbacks of sleeping in twice as long as we normally do because we "might" have a cold. Plus side it never lasts for more than a week, or it lasts for like a whole month for some reason.

[@Skelterbane69]

I have never had a day off from work, due to being sick..... Last time I was sick, was 8th grade summer vacation lmao

[@badadvice6276]

I literally got back from a trip last Saturday, got hit with a stomach bug that had me puking my lungs out and my nerves on fire and still went to work.

[@faketeecake2080]

Meds meds and more meds keeps the doctors away, or beats them then ask if their thirsty/hungry and want to grab something, his name was Greg I think, what a nice fellow

[@Final272]

I remember faces more than I do names. This reason alone I'm like "oh hey; I know that guy he's pretty chill." Can't remember his name to save my life though. xD

[@Arcukah-eq4tz]

This speaks to my very soul lol

[@SC-zq6cu]

*THIS*

[@freedantheeternal]

Same. And I've also dealt with plenty of people who get really pissed when I can't remember someone's name, too.

[@roxrequiem2935]

I don't know people's name until I hear someone else call them by that name and I'm like oh so that dude is Mark, 2 years going to the same gym.

[@kairu_aname]

"I knew a guy i didn't speak with for years. Never knew his name. Best friend i ever had"

[@jimmyc2223]

"Women are not confusing!" Well ma'am, they're complicated tho😅

[@miriamweller812]

The real problem starts when you get the absurd idea that there are "women" and "men" who are all alike, because they share the same sex, what is obviously not true at all. So the idea, that you could 'understand men' or 'understand women' just like that in general is simply absurd, since the difference between people of the same sex are gigantic. Actually bigger than between the plain average of the sexes.

[@hoopa6477]

Half the time the guy just reasons that he is reading too much into it and dismisses the sighns

[@ianoliver2224]

Well… they really aren’t. You just have to learn to understand.

[@LecherousLizard]

@@hoopa6477 Probably because the difference between "I like you, please ask me out" and "Jesus Christ, how disgusting don't approach me or I'll call the Police" is about 0.314° of eyelid angle.

[@LecherousLizard]

@@miriamweller812 The thing is, you can "understand men" or "understand women" in general, because there are clear cut differences in reasoning and behavior caused by biology, even if you got outliers in any group.

[@elijahgrimm8052]

"Your fashion doesn't go out of date like.." Yes it does. It absolutely does. Most of us just don't care. Once we're out of middle or high school we find a style and stick with it because screw what other people think. This is my style, this is my cut. Or we start balding and shave it off.

[@blackfowl75]

Fashion just isn’t a big thing in general for guys, for haircuts or for clothes. That said, sometimes it’s a bit frustrating to have to search through the seven seas to find something other than blue jeans and black hoodies lol

[@VoidHxnter]

For me its monochrome and a business cut. I'm like a well-styled goth guy lol. I'm just missing the tats.

[@laurencefraser]

Also, if you go back further, men's fashion was... well, not quite as bad as women's fashion Today, what with the whole fast fashion mess, but it changed over time quite a bit more... at least if you were wealthy enough to have the option to follow such things. And then there's all the 'fun' things like high heels that started off as a silly fashion trend among upper class men that somehow went on to become normal women's clothing... Heck, if you pay attention to the Details, mens Suits changed a lot, fashion wise, over time, back in the day. These days changes in mens fashion for most regular guys are dictated by 'my old (X) wore out and they stopped making the ones that actually fit right, looked good, and didn't wear out in six months... guess I have to try one of the things that still exists and hope it's not complete garbage'... unless you're rich enough to pay a tailor to custom make your cloths... or have friends or family members who do so as a hobby. Though there IS the fun quirk where the difference between 'period wear from 150 years ago' and 'high end formal clothes' have significant overlap.

[@Skelterbane69]

A hoodie will fit any man. That's the only true fashion.

[@MetalGildarts]

I just wear rock/metal band tees, anime tees, shorts, hats, hoodies and jeans lol

[@The_LightArrow]

"we are not that confusing" ummm cap your honor

[@TheBreadbear]

While I may be an introvert, I still have the same feature of just working and joking with someone without knowing who the hell they are.

[@crazy8slayer]

Same, especially if they have similar interests its like instant friend

[@volcanicdawn8046]

semi introver, and on school i try to keep the classmates as aquantaces to stay in good terms with them

[@willmacdonald3203]

It’s an automatic response tbh

[@NinJam87]

The best way I can explain how men bond, you have a group of guys and one of them is a complete weirdo who does something silly and everyone else jumps in because it's funny.

[@Digiarcstudio]

"How do men work?" As a man of 31 years.... I have no clue. All I know is that I must dig the hole.

[@christopherkortum5535]

For the glory of Rome!

[@13rexus]

Man dig hole, man drink beer, man watch ball, man happy.

[@mmorris2830]

It's a hole. It should be bigger. Why aren't you helping already?

[@LOTusCabage]

​@@christopherkortum5535Roma Invicta!

[@LecherousLizard]

It was made for me! This is my hole!

[@turtletoons1016]

If I remember correctly the reason why men react worse to being sick is because our brains are wired in a way where we will feel like the sickness is worst than it actually is, and the same goes for pain in general.

[@BouncingTribbles]

Men also generally have more reactive immune systems, so they respond faster and harder, but they get better faster too.

[@miriamweller812]

More about that men are raised to ignore their sufferung, so you can use them as tools or waste them as soldier, so when a man reaches the point where he talks about it, that's already far beyond the healthy point. Something that goes on top of, that men are raised to not have/show emotions, so being actually ill is one of the few moments they can. That's at least a theorie of psychologists retarding that topic. If men would be less durable regading pain and sickness, you wouldn't see them in all the worst jobs of the world, where they brutally ruin their health to the point that it shortens their life span.

[@piotrjeske4599]

It is not just the brain. Virues often affect the host different depending on the gender. In men virus (most respitory) go hard and fast. Multiply extremly fast , which in return causes strong reactions of the human body. That is the scientific explanation of men getting "killed" by a cold. Vice versa the same virus in a woman multiply slower and go for the slower infection of the host high infection of other hosts . Evolutionary this is explained by how both men and women lived for most of our species history.

[@bearded-donkey]

For me I just hate laying in bed being useless, i got things to take care of and being sick ruins my time table, pain though nah pain don't bother me

[@crazy8slayer]

It more depends how you were raised, those of us from the just walk it off era could literally get shot and hit by a car and still show up to work a full shift, where as most women I've worked with are like oh I sneezed I need to go t a hospital a d take 3 weeks off of work 😂

[@tempest7671]

"How do men work" as a man idk myself

[@BlackJackSincroknight]

How one man once said "It''s just work" (even if it was about game)

[@idkusername2795]

We just do, no need to question it.

[@tempest7671]

@@idkusername2795 if it works then it works

[@NexusRyder97]

As a man myself. Shrugs shoulders.

[@abyss7274]

Yes.

[@IzzetNilson]

7:58 I remember a time my brother talked about this with me when we were in highschool. I think he was joking around but it's that scenario where one man could straight up insult another man to the point they'd be fighting. And then at some point one of them would be say "hey wait I'm hungry. Want to go grab some lunch?" And they just become friends like nothing ever happened over a meal.

[@Shiftinggers]

dude it happened to my cousin. He was a bit drunk because he and his gf were supposed to be going out in a club with some friends so he took some booze before and he was waiting in front of his gf's apartment block for her to be ready and come out. While waiting a dude that was 3 inches both taller and wider than he is(my cousin was a pretty built back then) comes to the same apartment block and also waits. He glances at my cousin, pulls up to him and he's like: "I don't like your face boy". He punches my cousin. My cousin punches back. The dude that punched my cousin freezes for a moment to process, takes off his backpack and he's like: "Ok point taken, you ain't no glass jaw. Here have a beer" *throws my cousin a can of stout and then proceed to drink and talk until the ladies come down*. He said he was his best drinking buddy.

[@miriamweller812]

Such things are simply not serios, that's the point. Such insults aren't and some people even go beyond that and be a bit more physical (why ever), but this isn't some "you are my enemy" shit. Men are also raised to be used as tools in horrible work conditions or worse, to fight and die in wars. In such situations, if horrible work or even more horrible war, it is very importnat to know, if you can put your faith into the other men (or women) of the group. So certain rituals are kind of tests, how you react, if you can take it, if you are strong or instantly breaking or reaction in a bad way, that make you untrustworthy. And don't get me wrong, that's not exactly some actual test that is done on purpose, it's more something that comes from human interaction. This is by the way a much bigger reason for women not being accepte in these groups, not because of their sex, but because not reactin the right way to these social tests and by that not becoming part of the group. IF they do, this changes. And no, doesn't mean that this is a good thing. The way men are treated like disposable tools is horrible to begin with and one of the main reason our society is in such a bad state. But it's useful for the rulers to have willing slaves...

[@zeeteepippi275]

@@miriamweller812 It's also about honor. At the end of the day men look at each others actions to determine who they can trust. Dudes can fling the biggest talk, but how they conduct themselves is what makes them friends. If you can have a civil fight and be a good sport about the whole thing, that shows you're a real bro. If he pulls nasty tricks and goes for the nuts, he's getting smoked and curbstomped.

[@alvinvalentino5797]

@@zeeteepippi275 Now that i think about it, every dude knows the nut is their worse weakness, but in a fight, rarely any of them go for the nuts

[@enriqueperezarce5485]

@@zeeteepippi275 Id go for the nuts if it’s a street fight or a fight to the death. Other then that yea honor applies to the fights

[@Arkhivez]

2:27 when you’re sharing a car with lots of guys, you’re wide awake and saving money. When you are sharing a bed with a man, you are asleep and vulnerable to literally anything. And you also can’t-never mind.

[@Rytonic69]

"Hey look who fell asleep first!" "Prank 'em John"

[@Jaegerrants]

I have been sandwiched in sleeping bags between two other guys, when ten guys are each others little spoons you do not want to share sleeping space if you can avoid it.

[@Arkhivez]

No one wants to wake up next to fat hairy dudes that smell like gamer sweat.

[@adamw2785]

Fuck carrots!

[@albran5545]

Very simple reason, men can not control how their body wakes up so you do not want your buddy to be touching you or near you when that happens

[@Banzaiguy15]

I have never asked another man for his name. I will wait until either they introduce themselves or someone else calls them by name within earshot.

[@DetoreVolfir]

Yeah its kinda embarrassing sometimes when i did this in the class and the girl sitting right next to me and ask if i remember anyone else name i said a few names and then she ask me to point at them and got caught. And that was 3months after the quarantine was finally over and normal classes started.

[@aidreinhorn1534]

I remember the first time I ever went into a woman’s restroom It was junior year of high school and we were there after school for a club meeting, and I had to use the restroom. The boys bathroom was closed because it smelt so bad so I had to use the woman’s. It was so much nicer. They had an actual nice black and white paint job on the walls and the floor tiles were also a nice black. The stalls were also so much nicer, none of the doors were bent and all the stalls had locks. I told one of my friends about it and when he goes in he shouts “There’s no Swastikas in the toilets!” our teacher started dying of laughter.

[@miriamweller812]

Women bathrooms can be awful and much worse then men bathrooms. More likely that they cared much in your case on keeping it working and clean and simply gave a fuck about the boy's toilets. You can ask people who clean these toilets both of them and many.

[@whocares4574]

@@miriamweller812 I can confirm. I worked as a Walmart janitor for two years. 9 times out of 10, the women’s restroom was worse than the men’s. With the men’s, it’s usually dirty in an ordinary way. A few pieces of paper on the ground, maybe an unflushed toilet or two, a bit of a smell, but rarely anything extreme. Hell, even the extremes wouldn’t be that bad. In two years, I’ve only seen graffiti/wall writings ONCE. On the other hand, the women’s always looked like a tornado ran through. There was always absurd amounts of paper on the ground, USED toilet paper would be stuffed in the most random and disgusting spots, water was everywhere, more than half of the toilets would be left unflushed, piss was always on the floor, the sinks would be full of paper, etc. it WASN’t even rare to find LITERAL shit / period blood SMEARED on the floor / walls. Occasionally, some women would WRITE with their shit and blood. Don’t even get me started on what they looked like during holidays or the putrid stench. A clean women’s restroom is an OUTLIER and absolutely NOT the norm. I truly do wish that I was just joking and exaggerating. My perception of women has been permanently damaged. EDIT: I forgot the icing on the cake. For men’s, it would take around 2 to 3 hours to get dirty. For women’s, it would ALWAYS take LESS than an hour to reach PEAK filth. For every call to clean the men’s, there would be at least 4 for the women’s. It should be noted that we didn’t discriminate with our cleaning. We always cleaned both squeaky clean.

[@LecherousLizard]

Sounds like an exception, OP.

[@CARS--editz]

Who is reading this whole comment

[@aidreinhorn1534]

@@CARS--editz people

[@spooky_lxix9042]

men with the slightest change of temperature in their body: "tell.... my family.... i love them" that same man after accidentally broken his arm: "Tis but a scratch"

[@Kirdex90]

Men don’t share a bed when they’re vacationing together because morning wood is a real thing

[@dragonrise100]

it took me 6 months to learn one of my mates name, I only ever knew his nickname. We guys are simple creatures

[@bearded-donkey]

Very simple, most things that satisfy a man are the most simplest things, digging holes staring into space hearing about things people have built, beer, food. Honestly the most complicated thing men love is women

[@monke-mk5]

@@bearded-donkey man really like ting to go fast, to go boom, pew pew, and to go uoogghh

[@crazy8slayer]

Honestly when ppl ask my name I just tell them call me whatever I don't really care, first job I ever worked at my coworkers were like were gonna call u Hector and I was like ok, I had friend I always called chuck because he just seemed like one even tho that wasn't his name lol

[@ShiningDarknes]

@@crazy8slayer Ok then Whatever I Don't Really Care, that is a really long name though. All joking aside my university shop supervisor called me Rod (that is not my name) for the first three years I went there and had classes with him or in the shop or when I worked there... he found out my name at an awards presentation said "You're a real bastard, Rod" when I waved at him as I went back to my seat laughing like a mad man.

[@sjent]

Not simple, optimized.

[@C_A_I_N_N]

The instantaneous denial when it reached the women's signs meme and how she instantly had to try to say that only some women are that confusing... I bet she would agree with numi that looking at a dude and blinking slowly is the perfect way to tell them that you're really into them and you want them to ask you on a date...

[@Deniolia]

Yeah....... I'm a woman and I agree, we're confusing

[@indominusbat545]

@@Deniolia dont worry as a man men are confusing sometimes too.

[@venusstar2963]

Isn't that supposed to be how you tell a cat you love them?

[@C_A_I_N_N]

@@indominusbat545 fair and true

[@C_A_I_N_N]

@@venusstar2963 yup XD

[@kaijukidsam]

Actual offense taken to the "fever" thing :P I'm the one who no matter how sick I am I have to trudge on and go to work, while every girl I know gets a cold and is down for a week and acting like misery is all they've ever known. Sometimes the stereotypes are just backwards.

[@crazy8slayer]

Glad someone else agrees, I've had food poisoning over a dozen times, thrown out my back multiple times, and have had chronic migraines everyday for over 20 yrs yet I still show up to work on time everyday

[@kaijukidsam]

@@crazy8slayer Heh, and obviously to be clear I know plenty of wussy men who take any opportunity to get off work, that's just not been something I've had the privilege to do and find it a little genuinely annoying that it seems to have become a stereotype, cause damn that just doesn't fly in my reality

[@TheBayzent]

Don't girls stay at home at least one day when they are in their periods? Both of my exes did.

[@Majima_Nowhere]

For real. The only time I've ever called in sick to work (aside from a really bad hangover one time) was when I had the flu. And that week was the sickest I've ever been.

[@ShiningDarknes]

@@TheBayzent Only the ones that don't work for a living.

[@Kiryu_Azure]

Haha 1:38 is called "the great migration" in the early stages of a males life they much migrate in a flock of 10 or more towards the sea to show the adult males that the young ones have matured

[@ShiningDarknes]

They are clearly trying out that exfoliation thing their wives have been on about.

[@blakeverdon4492]

I'm so terrible with names that I couldn't remember the names of people I shared classes with every single day. But what I could remember were the vibes of specific people and how they interacted with others. If they were extremely annoying or I worked super well with them, the odds I would remember their name went up. One time, after a few months of working really and having fun with this guy in college, I straight up told him, "Hey man, I really like working with you and I think you're a cool guy, but I'm so genuinely bad with names that I can't remember yours and I feel terrible about it. Could you please tell me your name again?" Luckily, he was a good sport about it and found it funny. To help me out, he actually started quizzing me every time I walked into class to see if I remembered, until eventually it stuck, and he didn't have to remind me again lol

[@lfestevao]

1:56 - Explanation - for men: Fear of dying

[@beliar52]

"Remember son being dead is gay" My dad word's before going to buy milk To this day i wonder if he is dead NEVER seen him since

[@13rexus]

@@beliar52 Bro the same... what if they went to the same place... maybe they're looking for the One Milk, I mean it's only logical explanation, isn't it...

[@Coach_Shiner]

Why women live longer than men

[@shaynegadsden]

@@Coach_Shiner no that's because it's the only way to get peace

[@LecherousLizard]

GAAAAAAY

[@SusiFer667]

0:55 Well. Have you ever tried using that all-in-one shampoo that men use? Just saying that the problem might be solved by not using 10 different products with who knows what chemicals that may not belong together.

[@blackfowl75]

That’s part of the problem. Men also don’t have the hormonal fuckery that women do, which affects hair growth.

[@andybanan1992]

They use to many products and ruin their skin/hairs natural defanse, so they need to add even more products to maintain it. If they dropped all products they wwould get terible skin and scalp problems for about 2 weeks until the skin had recovered, then a 3 in 1 bottle would be more than enough afterwards.

[@cyberizeddm1179]

Men and women tend to have the same body temp, around 98 degrees F. The difference is that women have higher core temp compared to extremity temp, whereas men have a more consistent temp throughout the body. This means that women’s capillaries (especially in the hands and feet) tend to get colder faster and circulation to far extremities can be worse. Men also have (generally) more muscle, more body fat, larger size, and a higher metabolic rate than women. This also contributes as to why women tend to run much colder. Sincerely, a nurse. Also, mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrat.

[@SaviourSword995]

8:00 Fenn, this is what we call bro code. Like we will always help bros even if we don't know him. I helped a bro who was depressed because his gf had sex with a bully. So cheated. I came and had an ice cream, became a wingman to his new gf and then 2 days ago, they were married. And it was a year ago and I didn't know his name unless I showed my house and then he remembers my name and this shit was like 2 weeks ago. I mean we always meet at community parks so we never cared for the names tho. So yeah, we become bros to the unknown bros too. It's a universal code that every man regardless of race follows. I am more surprised that women don't follow that or they don't have their own version of bro code

[@miriamweller812]

There is no bro code. You got helpful people and you got people who are not helpful. Those who are helpful will help any stranger. People just may judge it differently and say when a man helps a woman, it's because he wants a sexual rewards, while when it's another man, such people say it's "bro code". In general women are simply less likely to help strangers out of fear for example or being grossed out by a dirty homeless guy. You will still have many men who also don't help and of course have women who do.

[@SaviourSword995]

​@@miriamweller812 there are some but in most cases, we mentioned becoming bros in any situation. Say to any guy, they will say it same and the fact my comment has likes, clearly indicate that

[@Greenwood4727]

you KNOW the only person who has your back is a bro, and we have their back.

[@CapyMartinBara]

Men make friends one or two ways, saying "sup" to eachother once a day for a month then deciding to hangout or after we beat the crap out of eachother, by about a years time he the best man at your wedding. why and how? we do not know, its just vibes

[@PDilling]

Men: *Slight cough* "I think this is it for me..." Also Men: *Breaks arm* "Nah, I'll just walk it off..." XD

[@iamaronman]

@@PDilling bruh, if that is not the truth.

[@yulfine1688]

its hilarious and fairly true, its just due to how the immune system responds for men and how virus and things interact with men compared to women, testosterone plays a role, men often go the doctors far less even for serious issues.. estrogen slows the rate of viruses being able to multiply.

[@Patriotusa44]

1:15 The most adorable laughs I have ever heard from you Fenn. Love you cute Fox!

[@liveandlearn4445]

Yeah, not gonna wash my hair with mayonnaise. 😂

[@axelmilan4292]

0:28 I recognize that scene. It's the cave painting scene from "Ice Age".

[@13rexus]

Ah yes, it was very cold back then... I wasn't able to see a "thing".

[@piotrjeske4599]

Picture of a nice girl in a school girl uniform saying "give the Bowl hell you animal". Has been drawn and removed from bathroom door in my Institute since the end of 70s.

[@ConsiderbeBased]

Ok listen 😅. When we are sick, it's our only chance to show feelings. So we go all in with that. Get breast cuddled, a nice hot soup, kisses on the forehead....good times. But the most important...no, babe can we go shopping there...babe can you fix that....babe are you in the mood to do this.....babe come on we want to meet up with my parents😮..... and so on.😂😂😂

[@ricksly8354]

We ain't getting flowers while alive, might as well get something before we go right?

[@kipkipper-lg9vl]

No it's because I feel like shit

[@DEATH111183]

Okay...... As a man, who has been sick many times in life...... Sometimes going between YEARS getting sick (sick one summer or winter, but then several years ago by and then I get sick again). When I get sick, you don't want me to pass that around. I've gone to work with a fever that made me seem drunk I was so fucked up..... My boss, a sweet big sister like lady, drove me home and took a taxi back to work so I didn't leave my car there. She caught my cold that barely left me functional enough to walk, and got hospitalized from it. From then on my life mantra is, I don't care if I just get the sniffles, stay away from humanity less I trigger the plague.

[@kralmeco3967]

At least if zombie apocalypse begins, I know who the patient zero was.

[@DEATH111183]

@kralmeco3967 nahhh I only trigger that when drunk

[@gigashock237wilde7]

Why are our secrets being exposed...?! 🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just kidding. 😁 Biology is one thing none of us will really ever understand.

[@miriamweller812]

Individuals differe masively, that why most "men are..." and "women are..." topics are just plain wrong beyond the very definition of the biological differnce. You will always fine people who fit into the cliche - but when you got ~4.000.000.000 men and women each, that's pretty obvious.

[@YoiteVLR]

i met my friend at 8 y/o.he also was one of our neighbors. didnt know his name for about a year, until his mom came to my grandma and they talked about us "kids". coz who cares, we having FUN

[@procow2274]

If girls are colder most guys would probably be happy to cuddle them to keep them warm 🐣

[@LecherousLizard]

Sounds like a good way to keep cool in the summer without having to put one leg out.

[@rinslittlesheepling1652]

0:52 Answer is quite simply: women don't look at non-top % beauty men, so they don't see all the men with non-good skin. We are here, but we are invisible by default. Same goes for balding dudes, they are invisible despite being numerous.

[@alanzimmer999]

Three Stories that go with the video. First. Whenever my family took a vacation to the beach a while back I specifically brought a shovel to dig a hole on the beach. Several people joined in. Ended up building a recliner out of sand and watched the sunset. Second. While in college, the guys and me lived off campus. One evening we all wanted to go and get dinner at the same time. There were seven of us and the only car was a Kia Soul. 4 guys in the bench seat and me in the trunk. When we got back they left me in the trunk and only came back because the owner remembered the glass soda bottles I was holding. Third. In the same college, for two semesters in a row I sat by the same three guys in a calculus course. Talked every time we had class. None of us remembered each others names. Got a good laugh on the last day of class.

[@warfossil]

Mayo/eggs are very high in protein, good for hair. Dishsoap would literally remove the oils from your hair and dry it out.

[@karl_day]

if your poor (or grew up poor) dishsoap is great for getting rid of hair lice, for the exact reason why it's bad for your hair. It's better than kerosene at least. Take one guess as to how I know that

[@srrrb5953]

@@karl_day you set ur head on fire? Homie want to be ghost rider so bad i guess...

[@dynamicworlds1]

Dish soap can work on your pits, though. The thing that makes your pits smell is oils, so stripping oils there IS the goal.

[@ShiningDarknes]

@@dynamicworlds1 it trips the oils of the hair, not so much the skin, so unless you have extremely hairy pits this is unlikely to help with the smell for more than a day. Just use antiperspirant deodorant (preferably unscented) and that generally prevents the smell from ever getting bad. Oh and use sticks not sprays, sprays suck.

[@ShiningDarknes]

Yup, though you can fix that by simply rinsing it way more thoroughly than normal or, you know, using conditioner afterwards.

[@XheniKelleci-l9y]

for me it's built in existence I can also be like " oh ye that guy I remeber him he's pretty chill" or "I forgot you existed" and the last one "guy that I don't remeber your name" they'll instantly break their necks just to see you

[@starfrost850]

A lot of men “fights” from my understanding are mostly squabbles that are a primal version of socializing. It’s not so much a fight as it is a checking of the hierarchy. It’s their way to make sure the status hasn’t changed and they’re not being “usurped”. It’s a really old, really primal behavior that stuck around, and probably won’t go away.

[@axelwust9376]

Not even hierarchy, though. The word you are looking for is "Vibe Check"

[@greninjaaaaaaa]

I had a friend in collage who used the same bus as me to get home. We used to talk everyday for TWO years. Never asked each other's names.

[@formdusktilldeath]

That beach thing seems like a good method to exfoliate…

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

I hate sand, it's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere!

[@dynamicworlds1]

Seems...excessive.

[@ShiningDarknes]

@@dynamicworlds1 So is more than 3 bottles of skin/hair products in the shower.

[@mmorris2830]

Sand worms. They were being an army of sand worms.

[@itasher5525]

5:38 to be honest my dad always and lil bro wash thier head with dishsoap because when ever shampoo didn't get rid of their dirty scalp the dishsoap was the last hope(it's work by the way)

[@weebslime]

1:45 that's too. what you see just a "introduction" before the digging

[@thedryparn1279]

I have never met a girl that does not turn into a dying infant when sick. I don't even feel a fever under 40C.

[@toastedchoom4347]

I've run out of soap by accident once and was going out, literally just used dish washing liquid. Worked great lol, probably not great for you on the daily but hey in a pinch it works XD

[@crazy8slayer]

Soap is soap lol, I've used dish soap as body wash and for washing clothes when I didn't hav anything else

[@LegendOfTheFLame393]

Dish soap is just a form of detergent like your shampoo or conditioner or even the same exact stuff you use to wash your clothes

[@tiawen1945]

The men face down in the sand obviously started as a " i bet i could beat you in a race if i was a worm " the other guy went " yea? Wanna try big boi?" 5 minutes later the race happened.

[@mitchkorte8772]

2:50 This us cause we don't get sick too often (at least that's why it is for me)

[@nateb2532]

Fr tho my guy, we get dude, if we are sick, it’s going down

[@Alte.Kameraden]

6:45 well for men I think it isn't he hair on your head but the hair on your face that goes out of fashion quick. Just look at photos of men from say 1880 to 2020 it's ALWAYS CHANGING!

[@chrismargetson3024]

4:11 Press X to doubt

[@Car_enthusiast641]

X

[@armedangel9111]

X

[@Book_of_Grudges]

As men, we tend to relate to each other based more on the stuff we do together than any conversational stuff. That’s also the litmus test for how close a male friendship is; how much are we willing to go out of our way to do stuff for each other I.e. help move heavy stuff, give your bro a ride to/from the airport, help him dispose of a body, etc.

[@srrrb5953]

I want their shenanigans... :( I hope I have time to do these things in the future. (maybe when I get into the student exchange stuff and then try to hangs out with these boys... wya?) 5:25 tried once w/ multi purpose detergent, not really recommending it (the kind of detergent in paste form where you can use it either as a detergent for clothes or for dishes)

[@samuelsgachaworld2.010]

I have terrible memory. It usually takes me 3-7 months to remember a person’s name. And no I’m not exaggerating.

[@yunonasumi7982]

Men are very simple; we have monke brain on.

[@CapyMartinBara]

Every time we turn it off, some mf invents something that god knows how it works but it does

[@whatwhat98]

Explain men, explain! It is a combination of boredom, stupidity, a dare, and some alcohol.

[@quintinmccune9222]

Lots of alcohol was involved.

[@ShoKasai]

7:50 the only reason I like cold weather is so I can curl up in blankets and pillows without sweating all of the water out of my body

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

"Men, you're the ones having pillow fights" Me: Since when do us men fight with something so low tier as pillows?

[@T0A2T]

POV: you are in a all boys sleepover and they forgot to give you guys blankets and there is only one blanket in the room All out war

[@reversi1122]

honestly speaking, I never actually sleep in the hotel beds. I like the chairs better, I can't fall asleep on the beds.

[@Zsyroska]

3:29 nah, we've been throwing hand, we ain't throwin' no pillows. 💀

[@MLN1095]

I still forget my friends names after 3 years even call them the wrong names

[@zxyv_]

"Warm up more" ma'am u are basically cooking urself there..

[@kiritosonar]

We don’t need names to be best friends we don’t even get mad if we got bad nicknames instead we will laugh at each other’s names that is why Meg become friends instantly 😁😉 7:54

[@Pclav]

Dish soap is legit one of the best products out there. They use it to clean birds and stuff after oil spills.

[@AzureIV]

As a man myself, there are friends I can't remember what their names are, but we don't need to call each other by names to communicate. So like some people, like my mom, would ask me their names. And all I can do is shrug and say I don't remember or have never asked.

[@kennethlee494]

Dish soap is the perfect all in one shower soap, especially the orange scented stuff. It cleans your hair, body, wash cloth, towel, shower curtain and shower stall!

[@someguywithaford]

The names thing is real. When I got to my current job, I didn’t know any of my coworker’s names correctly for like 3 months. But I could still get along with them and joke with them

[@Твибстед]

4:26, gonna be real, got autism, never understood signs, and even if they might actually be interested, and giving hints, I instantly start doubting 😂

[@harohirukuwichi5246]

Men got this Network like connection when they met each other like, There are the Universal "Nod", The "Shrug and smile", The "Thumbs up", The "I don't know you, But lets Fist bump cuz you did something amazing", The "Want some Beer Dude!", and more. If you saw some dude out there and saw the stuff I said above, There is a chance they'll immediately connect and be friends within like 10-40 Minutes of Random Talk.

[@irandomtp]

My whole family got hit with COVID during the pandemic, and all of us, except my mom, was out and about doing housework and chores while the rest of us (all men) were helplessly tucked into our beds. Love you, Ma

[@Bodoque94]

0:13 I remember one time someone drew a small mural of cave paintings in his style, it was something strange. I just wanted to take a photo but I didn't have my cell phone.

[@brokengimp5617]

your laugh is infectious and it brightens my day, thanks for being wholesome

[@slouchygames1923]

"How can you guys not know each other's names" listen it's BBQ day and it's time for the boys to relax and have a good meal leave em be lol

[@nocount7517]

2:50 I remember there being a study done about that. Apparently, illnesses tend to cause a more acute immune response in men, which causes that. 7:40 Actually, a woman's skin is thinner than a man's.

[@ShiningDarknes]

Which is part of why they tend to be colder.

[@TheTripleAce3]

8:35 i worked with 30+ people at airshows parking and moving planes for 10 years and knew maybe 5 of them, 2 of which were only because i went to school with them.

[@KayveePlays]

1:20 whats wrong with this? Were simply using the sand as mother nature intended. S L I D E On another note this does also help our skin. Its why so many men are attracted to the sand and ocean.

[@Jesse-ch4iu]

2:18 So my explanation for why us guys are okay with packing ourselves into a vehicle like sardines but we wont share a bed is because we are vulnerable while we sleep where as in the vehicle we are usually awake Edit: And lets be honest guys, we love our friends but if your asleep there is no trust between you XD

[@T.S.K.K.894]

@@Jesse-ch4iu fr

[@TheMrOtanas]

Nahh shared a bed in a hotel with my best buddy during a vacation in London, just asked the staff for separate bed sheets lol

[@asteropax6469]

1:32 During a vacation to Michigan when I was about 10, my brother and I discovered a hole someone made in a sand dune we were climbing. It was large enough for 4 people to sit in it and roughly 2 feet deep. We jumped right in and started expanding it. An hour later, our parents made us leave but the hole was now 3 feet deep. As we left, another guy got in there and started digging. To this day I have no clue why we did it or who started it but it is still a highlight from that vacation.

[@NoOne-gw3qc]

We even don't know how we became best friends like, he just spawn out of nowhere

[@TwoFoxPlays]

Fennryn: We like hot, hot showers cuz we have lower bodily temperature. Me: So.....a Reptile?

[@calebschultz9935]

Women: invites friends over for wine, reading poetry. 👩🍷 Men: meets friends at the bar for beer, watching football. 👨🍺

[@R0ary]

3:20 I haven't done a sleep-over in over a decade, being a 35-year-old man, but I can assure you, I have always known that guys are the ones to love a pillow fight. And if you're not swinging that pillow hard enough to knock the other person over, you're doing it _wrong._

[@ShiningDarknes]

yeah it isn't that we think pillow fights are girly and that is why we think girls are having them... it is because what the fuck else do you do at a sleepover other than games, you beat each other up in a way your friend's parents won't be able to tell. We are just idiots and assume girls also do pillow fights.

[@quintinmiller2843]

Men can tell who they like and who they don’t like just by looking at them

[@c7iC]

7:56 we don't see each other as a potential enemy we instead see each other as a potential partner/"co-worker" (as in the hunting instinct)

[@kamankankai5666]

From each workplace I was working I only was remembering ONE name of ONE of my coworkers. I am at my current work for almost 3 years, I only remember one name of over 50 people in that building I see every day, and I don't even use that. Why women even need names? For what? Just nod.

[@CapyMartinBara]

"We broke the printer" "Call the bald guy from floor 3, he can fix it" "...you dont know his name" "Nope, but I trust he can fix it"

[@kamankankai5666]

@@CapyMartinBara literally yes. But I am the one who does the fixing. It is literally "Who's client is this?" "Oh, it's of that guy." "What guy?" "You know, the guy, with the... with the thing, who...well, the guy?" "Gotcha"

[@Sirlexia]

ive been in my current class for almost two years now and i dont even know half of the other guys‘s names. i once said that and buddy said same

[@adibemaxwell6111]

@8:00 How? Well, because men care more about the content of a person's character than superficial things like names, dates, or what they're wearing. A man is more interested in getting to know the person themselves. They don't care about superficial junk.

[@LumemDH]

3:02 That depends on the person, I usually can feel and nap off a slight fever, sometimes I can’t because it’s a more serious infection. Fun story. A few months back , me and my mother caught the same airway infection, but while my symptoms where far better than my mom’s, my throat was much more fu*ked than hers.

[@Crusofisan]

1:58 Man on the plane: * turn on the loudspeaker " WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK

[@rannin7133]

"Men can hang around like this for hours and not even ask each other's names" Why whould i ask for that? One is bro, next one is buddy, next one is pal.

[@SonicNinja101]

Fenn: It's so easy to read girl signs! Me: She lies as naturally as she breathes!.😂

[@JasAce5]

6:44 "You can generally have the same hairstyle forever and no one is going to judge it, but Women's hair? nope. Nope" Can someone Please tell Fennryn that the one woman's hairstyle that will never completely go out of fashion is long straight hair, or a princess style haircut.

[@1The_fallen_One1]

As a coucil member of the boys if you can cook for us your a homie no need to even say your name at all

[@Hudfilmsproductions]

2:47 as a man who had his wrist fractured for a week and a half before noticing I’d like to amend that statement

[@tehrickles1447]

Five seconds in and I already heard something relatable. Back in my edgy Xbox live teenager days I met a guy and we absolutely hated each other out the gate, like screaming obscenities over open mics nearly the entire game for no discernable reason besides ego. By the next match we were homies and had nicknames for each other, played CoD almost daily for like two years with that guy.

[@TwistyMcFisty]

"I know what pictures you're drawing" A man with a skullet fighting a giant octopus.