I seriously just love how he always says these in a monotone voice, makes them 100x times funnier
@T0x1c-AM-AE Жыл бұрын
I agree 😂😂😂
@MidnightPaws13 Жыл бұрын
make this so liked
@YllidTheLoonyDog Жыл бұрын
Fr
@alexisbrindle912 Жыл бұрын
Nah it just sounds like one of those stupid myths youtubers
@diegobordones2106 Жыл бұрын
@@alexisbrindle912 just don’t watch the videos
@terrimcquaid7303 Жыл бұрын
I love how it went from “my hands look like cheese lol” to “my mom and dad were actually mom and uncle and we got a divorce”
@enzonavarro8550 Жыл бұрын
The last one is so sad
@bibule Жыл бұрын
For the thumbnail, they’re not useless. They’re used to add highlights and in black and colored paper
@googotygame Жыл бұрын
Fr I have never realized how cool white pencil are until I decide to draw a colored paper
@bexelles7483 Жыл бұрын
Also to add highlights on graphite drawings and to art in general
@heckerlil6171 Жыл бұрын
Only artist those who understand the importance of white pencils
@artdeco777 Жыл бұрын
They’re also good for blending colored pencils like transitioning between shades
@liljatupsu Жыл бұрын
Like half of my (finished, non-sketchbook) traditional art is on black paper now, couldn't do it without the white pencils
@scramble-egs Жыл бұрын
The guy who went to the hospital for drinking too much milk forgot the difference between leaving for the milk and leaving from the milk.💀
@thepinkelephant2520 Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@we.standwith_palestine Жыл бұрын
@kronch6163genuinely can’t tell if this is sarcasm
@we.standwith_palestine Жыл бұрын
@kronch6163 oh okay lol
@TerezatheTeacher Жыл бұрын
As a person who lives in Prague, I have to report that the elevator that never stops is broken and they're debating whether or not to bother fixing it.
@tex-rex Жыл бұрын
the fly one at 10:21 i translated it "Ouais par contre pour voir l'ouverture de la fenetre y a plus personne" means "yeah on the other hand to see the opening of the window there is no one left"
@probcaal Жыл бұрын
nah cuz his reaction was so funny for no reason
@axolotdraws9946 Жыл бұрын
In the thumbnail, white colored pencils are super useful. They’re used over top of normal coloring to smooth it out without the color being super dark. If you just use the colored color pencil it comes out kind of streaky, and if you press down harder to make it smooth, the color gets too dark. With a white pencil, you can press down hard over top of the coloring and it gets rid of the streakyness without changing the color. 10/10 art supply
@curved.clawss Жыл бұрын
Or 7:44 :) Axolotdraws is correct!
@axolotdraws9946 Жыл бұрын
@@curved.clawssthanks, I didn’t really watch the video, it was just in my recommended and the thumbnail bothered me a bit so I commented this
@curved.clawss Жыл бұрын
@@axolotdraws9946 That's still ok I dont mind that
@YeahNoWay123 Жыл бұрын
🤓🤓🤓
@mercy.999 Жыл бұрын
@@YeahNoWay123Keep your replies to yourself.
@-1Solaris1- Жыл бұрын
The pencil on the thumbnail is actually very useful! In art, it can be used for blending colors together! It also can help w/ subtle highlights on eyes or sum’
@idrawstuff6971 Жыл бұрын
The pencil on the cover is not useless, it is actually extremely useful. This is coming from an artist ofc.
@goldend791 Жыл бұрын
I mean would also help you make your point if you actually said that it's used for blending colours but you're right
@Wolf_Blob Жыл бұрын
THANK GOD, YOU UNDERSTAND
@Bloodyfoxclaws Жыл бұрын
i use them to mark dark fabric >:)
@bamboombam Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING UP!!!
@rrome. Жыл бұрын
I guess that means that I *am* more useless than it 😭
@endgamer7896 Жыл бұрын
2:15 it is scientifically proven to be safer to have your door closed in case of a fire, as the rooms with their door closed will be much less damaged than if the door was closed, as it provides some protection from the flames and smoke
@emmy_corgi8809 Жыл бұрын
For the white colored pencil, it’s not completely useless. Artists use it for highlights in their artwork, it really brings the art to life!
@satzukaze Жыл бұрын
yeah but I tried it and it doesnt work for that at all
@TheFluffyWendigo Жыл бұрын
Same
@Shadow_damn11 ай бұрын
@@satzukazeits also used for blending and more expensive ones work for highlight coming from an artist
@magentapink4828 Жыл бұрын
7:46 white colour pencils are useful for blending, desaturating colours, evening out texture -and colouring the tip with a highlighter to get a temporary neon colour pencil until it wears off of the pencil-
@dnxx503 Жыл бұрын
Why will I use a blender on a color pencil?
@magentapink4828 Жыл бұрын
@@dnxx503 As in blending colours together on a drawing
@Nikolai_Thee_Clown Жыл бұрын
Sleeping with doors closed is not wierd, in fact it is safer. If a fire breaks out but you door is such, there is a much higher possibility of it surviving the fire and whole rooms have been found untouched by fires because of simply colsing doors.
@diegobordones2106 Жыл бұрын
3:41 if people only knew how dangerous having ur feet like this actually is
@englishatheart Жыл бұрын
Your*
@RZ-Horse_EquestrianEdits Жыл бұрын
@@englishatheart bruh
@ESPRESSO-COOKIE500 Жыл бұрын
@@englishatheart that’s not even a mistake,more like an abbreviation Pay attention in class
@Minymonkey Жыл бұрын
yeah, say hello to wheelchairs if you survive
@bluefreely Жыл бұрын
@@englishatheartYour* -🤓
@shortshrimp Жыл бұрын
The tiny pocket on your jeans is actually for an emergency hot wheel
@digidesigningwithanant677 Жыл бұрын
The pocket at 5:45 was actually a feature In jeans of the 1800s or some year. It was designed with just the right size so that men can fit a pocket watch inside. It was also only available in men's jeans
@xx_fox_xx9615 Жыл бұрын
:nerd: :nerd:
@dnxx503 Жыл бұрын
Thx
@wrenithilduincats Жыл бұрын
But now it’s useless
@Dark_Slayer3000 Жыл бұрын
14:18 Bugs do in fact not take fall damage, because their terminal velocity is extremely low.
@dulupe Жыл бұрын
0:15 bro was born at the age of 80 💀💀
@datguy7834 Жыл бұрын
he looks like the space dad from megamind
@AussieBall_Animations Жыл бұрын
@@datguy7834 💀💀💀
@Nx3ne101 Жыл бұрын
HELP WHAT 😭💀
@oafq Жыл бұрын
He gonna slice a metal gear in two
@RocketCraft-lf7ff9 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀
@rogerminnick6470 Жыл бұрын
That tiny pocket on your jeans was for pocket watches because when jeans were first made a lot of people used pocket watches. Jeans were made during the California gold rush because the made it more comfortable to kneel on the ground while looking for gold.
@kateb1127 Жыл бұрын
White pencils are acually really useful for marking the lines on sawing materials. I use them all the time on all but white materials
@green29373 Жыл бұрын
Dude, in school me and the boys were entertained by blowing around a peice of paper and flicking a small peice of tape 💀
@pawdow1983 Жыл бұрын
You don’t even know how to spell piece 😭
@Barakon Жыл бұрын
0:02 Yup, they sure be having that Colby Jack texture alright.
@AldenHoffman Жыл бұрын
3:38 This meme was so unexpected I literally burst out laughing
@BroccoliBoi9018 ай бұрын
2:21 I hate how she didn’t even try to hide her fifth finger in the third photo
@literallyDH Жыл бұрын
12:25 dude didn't even let the video finish
@hiimdedinside-gr2md Жыл бұрын
1:07 the best answer is truly to constantly switch between all of them in a random order
@tmk4595 Жыл бұрын
I'm in the U.S, it took them 6 months to fix a single burnt out stop light on my street. I'm pretty sure at 4:32 it would take them over a decade to fix it, but in the meantime, they would have you driving over wooden planks, if you think I'm joking it has happened before and people have died from it. Imagine the only road to get to work is bridged together by a rickety ass wooden plank and you just have to hope it doesn't collapse when you drive on it.
@MAZT3RM1ND-578 Жыл бұрын
Violence is not the answer, violence is the question. And the answer is yes
@Elite_unit_4793 Жыл бұрын
6:37 remember the Spartan graduating turns out it was an ad
@isfet5730 Жыл бұрын
I used to draw, and white pencils are the G.O.A.T. It's great for making things shiny.
@Doodleanimations77 Жыл бұрын
3:28 that bean bag is actually a scam drew godden has a video where he buy it and then gets scammed and then shows that he was stupid and how its obviously a scam
@CIKwastaken Жыл бұрын
4:19 if waterproof phones exist, waterproof sentient ai could be
@brendon681 Жыл бұрын
We can just break it right?
@matthewzapata66 Жыл бұрын
your impressions are without a doubt magnificently the best
@sayutations Жыл бұрын
10:24 TRANSLATION! "Yeah but when it's to see the opening of the window nobody's there anymore" it makes more sense in french tho obvi lol
@ryalexstudios Жыл бұрын
2:03 rewinding in forza be like
@yt_account3 Жыл бұрын
I’m a white pencil and sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember people that make fun of Technoblades death exist and I no longer feel useless (R.I.P Legend Technoblade never dies)
@turbo_marc Жыл бұрын
3:15 not if you say "no homo" first
@CocoatheSAMSfan Жыл бұрын
7:36 as a Floridian, I see this as an absolute win
@matthewboire6843Ай бұрын
How about, “calafouridal”
@SnowLily123 Жыл бұрын
13:08 Neutral evil but only because my room is small and I sleep in a loft bed and don’t like blocking my window or my closet. 😂💀
@Efefiusz Жыл бұрын
Cant you just true neutral???
@Simplicity223 Жыл бұрын
If my dog goes to jail you best believe I’m either going there with it or I’m bailing it out
@Hershewed Жыл бұрын
1:14 if this is supposed to cure depression then i must be George Lopez
@TheSwagNinja49 Жыл бұрын
its because it sends electrical signals to ur brain and is therapeutic. ive got a friend who uses it, it actually rlly helps him
@ESPRESSO-COOKIE500 Жыл бұрын
@@TheSwagNinja49 I NEED IT
@topaz6361 Жыл бұрын
1:07 lol i love 6 7 and 9
@lordpumpkinhead265 Жыл бұрын
13:19 That is genius, but evil as hell.
@jacobyfruauff9879 Жыл бұрын
The white pencil is for drawing over stray pencil lines so it does technically have a purpose
@thelemonofgaming6303 Жыл бұрын
*Eraser/Rubber*
@APerson-fj6yx Жыл бұрын
0:00 yes, I do turn into cheese man from time to time *but I become red Colby jack cheese man*
@martinmullender-taeter5163 Жыл бұрын
9:00 give me 30-40 minutes with that pizza solo ... and make another one as takeout, ill pay for it with the 500 dollars
@morbiusmale2347 Жыл бұрын
As a meme, I can confirm these are funny.
@souporwormgaming Жыл бұрын
8:22 acrophobics on an airplane for the first time:
@oldchannelawhellnah Жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, white color pencils aren't useless. These are used by artists to blur the other colors and improve drawings.
@Melanie-de5iq Жыл бұрын
The white Colored pencil is useful for me when I want to make a color lighter 🤷♀️
@jeremiekonegni4957 Жыл бұрын
That pencil actually pretty useful for artists.
@matthewcox7985 Жыл бұрын
That elevator is a "paternoster", and very few remain in service.
@louisfontanarosa-yq2in Жыл бұрын
The reason why he’s the best KZbinr to just look at memes is because his voice
@skyellama8374 Жыл бұрын
True but half the time he moves on so fast I didn't even get to see what the meme was about
@Notit-hq4ex5 ай бұрын
If you haven't done all of the chair positions, then you have problems
@r33gz14 Жыл бұрын
1:53 thats fucked up, she just jealous she isnt pulling anyone looking like that
@modishgen7481 Жыл бұрын
I feel so bad the dude
@r33gz14 Жыл бұрын
@@modishgen7481 yeah :(
@CanOfSpriteFoundInNewYearsEve Жыл бұрын
Solution: get a homie who is a heavyweight and watch as a movie sequence initiates as you talk to the girl you like.
@AreUmygrandson Жыл бұрын
The alligator with the cash, I would probably pick it up without the cash
@OhTheMiserbee Жыл бұрын
1:20 it has better chances to hit earth than i do to get a bf
@objectshowzz Жыл бұрын
0:06 im on the floor the way his grandma rolled away in a timelapse type motion i cant-
@RippledCycles Жыл бұрын
0:58 thats evangalion 01 from kaiju universe
@Gavin1549-l5e2 ай бұрын
Eva 01 isn’t from ku.
@josephadventure4635 Жыл бұрын
11:56 they gone. 1. Because I’m scared of spiders 2. I don’t even got a sibling XD
@daloony9261 Жыл бұрын
2:45 the mf has shoes. Yup, definitely their car now.
@F-35BLightningII Жыл бұрын
8:23 Mars: 3182 Hours to travel Jupiter: 9660 Hours to travel Saturn: 16373 Hours to travel Pluto: 5687857 Hours to travel Nearest Black Hole: 16796071428571 Hours to travel Out of the Milky Way: 2799696428571400000000000000 Hours to travel Cosmic Web: 1259705437110700000000000000000000 Hours to travel The end of the Observable Universe: 4881358568803600000000000000000000 Hours to travel Damn forget how he lives forever or how he gets air. HOW TF DOES HE WAIT THAT LONG AND NOT COMIT SUICIDE????!!!
@Braiden_Feigi Жыл бұрын
3:56 the rock jhonsen
@musa8636 Жыл бұрын
0:35 this so called "hairpin" was a deadly weapon to us boys
@kenkerenboy Жыл бұрын
00:43 literally a fact 💀
@SryBut Жыл бұрын
8:53 When Thor advertise the EmKay xD
@hero_bs__ig Жыл бұрын
11:56 B A Z O O K A
@supercraig89day Жыл бұрын
2:16 why would you keep your door open? Since I still live with my parents, it sucks. But sleeping alone, I would still want my door closed. You never know what is downstairs. Plus, to me, it gives me more security and privacy.
@UltraCenterHQ Жыл бұрын
17:34 Every day struggle 💀
@klarabarunovic9841 Жыл бұрын
You gave in...
@jacobcox456511 ай бұрын
1:52 I feel so bad for him. Imagine having the will to overpower the fear of being rejected by a girl you like, then a female pygmy elephant steps between you and her as if she was her calf.
@doyouknoedawae Жыл бұрын
It is meant to keep a pocket watch or padlock inside your pocket, but not in the main pocket. This would make room for other objects like gum or all da stacks I'm bout to make💲💵💲5:42
@doyouknoedawae Жыл бұрын
Lol
@nekochan9477 Жыл бұрын
For the white colored pencil they arent useless they shine best on dark paper showing that in the darkest of places people who think they are useless can still shine light and make something
@fares_games Жыл бұрын
11:07 GOLDEN EYE?!?!?! 5000 YEARS AGO?!??! YU-GI-OH CONFIRMED
@fidough69 Жыл бұрын
You made me laugh today when I got stung by a bee on the head
@sillycat277 Жыл бұрын
4:51 *BUN*
@WDCB1334 Жыл бұрын
bread
@HuemanLeigh Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@I_FREAKING_LOVE_DANDYS_WORLD Жыл бұрын
*JUST BREAD*
@everyday.shinobu Жыл бұрын
FR
@afreakingtree Жыл бұрын
How is it a roll it’s not even rolled 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@Eeveeismypatronas Жыл бұрын
11:58 setting everything on fire. I'd do anything to save Rosie.
@venti2569 Жыл бұрын
2:28 STANFORD PINES?!
@wonyoungsmoney Жыл бұрын
NAHHH 💀
@venti2569 Жыл бұрын
@@wonyoungsmoney i had to
@jamesherald5389 Жыл бұрын
Got here a month before me , fellow Gravity Falls fan
@axotank810 Жыл бұрын
The French one said "yeah but seeing the open winder there's no one"
@Monster-ht6xn Жыл бұрын
8:37 i got a freaking message today saying a asteroid the size of 48 eggplants is going to pass by earth. eggplants.
@YoshiCHEEP Жыл бұрын
Bruh who actiually takes time to say that?
@jaseyfleming773 Жыл бұрын
for the thumbnail white pencils are not useless, they are used to blend, add highlights and draw on black or coloured paper.
@realchatreal67 Жыл бұрын
Those memes really were funny
@hundredandten Жыл бұрын
4:10 i feel like that’s what my dog did to me
@yes-ls1rf Жыл бұрын
3:06 wot
@SomeGuyWhoLikesNuggets Жыл бұрын
11:56 *Casually grabs flamethrower*
@TheSwagNinja49 Жыл бұрын
these videos are funny, but i just wish they were the full memes. its so fast pace that most of the time i cant even register the funny and have to rewind. (i am watching this at 0.75x speed and its still happening). i understand that some people have literally no attention span because of tiktok and stuff, but this is excessive. i mean, he didnt even get to the punch line at 12:18 before it cut off. edit: for those who havent seen the video, after he raises his fist like you see here, he jumps in the air and punches the shower curtains straight off. its really funny, but we didnt even get to see it
@thecarpman5 Жыл бұрын
yeah this fast af for no reason
@suchnothing Жыл бұрын
Too much milk can send you to the hospital because excessive calcium intake can cause kidney stones. Happened to my step dad. Sleeping with your door closed is actually recommended by fire fighters because in the event of a fire a closed door creates a barrier for flame and smoke coming into your room as you sleep. Yes, the door will burn eventually, but the fire needing to burn the door before moving past it buys you precious minutes to be woken up and escape. No, bugs do not take fall damage, for a bunch of physics reasons I'm not smart enough to explain.
@cat_sandwich Жыл бұрын
5:50 Who calls their sister "sweetie" wtf 💀
@oluwatimilehinaina1169 Жыл бұрын
wait..SWEETIE?
@cat_sandwich Жыл бұрын
@@oluwatimilehinaina1169 ikr 💀
@dnxx503 Жыл бұрын
Someone who is very angry
@phoebeolsen-newell392 Жыл бұрын
No, I would as a joke
@AyoBoltz Жыл бұрын
4:13 Imagine saying, “Hey mommy, Why were u late picking me up today.“ and you say, “Sorry, I had detention💀💀💀”
@Dark_Slayer3000 Жыл бұрын
Last persons mom couldn't decide which brother she wanted 😂
@ionpion Жыл бұрын
11:25 2nd guy was really happy bro
@Alpha73318 Жыл бұрын
3:49 Only in Arizona
@arnaudhh Жыл бұрын
If technoblade was the cameraman he wouldn't die because the cameraman never dies
@AnasAbdullah-sv8qg Жыл бұрын
10:30 u sayin Samsung has worse camera than iPhone? u trippin on air my g
@Nointernet746 Жыл бұрын
11:46 I’ve actually been to that McDonald’s. It looks li’e that because it used to be a bank. What a downgrade.
@NoIdeaMyMan Жыл бұрын
These are truly the funniest memes of All Time
@pinkyplayz2907 Жыл бұрын
The white color pencil can actually help you blend when pushing less on other colors
@hungrylootbox Жыл бұрын
1:06 Why is 4 so goddamn THICK
@-ThIs-609 Жыл бұрын
I sit like 4 but not thick
@foul8917 Жыл бұрын
I sit like 5 and 8 combined
@phoebeolsen-newell392 Жыл бұрын
I sit like 9 cuz my goddamn ✨ADHD MOVEMENT PROBLEMS✨
@MenduShorts8 ай бұрын
@@phoebeolsen-newell392Fr bro
@Seano-t3o3 ай бұрын
Bro i dont sit in any of those positions
@YoutubeCommonman_Totas8 ай бұрын
1:31 DID ELON MUSK GENUINELY TRY TO BRING BACK COMPANY TOWNS?!
@Syncphony Жыл бұрын
6:33 "It's not kai-yoto, it's ki-yoto"
@7k_______ Жыл бұрын
what the hell's the differance
@aidendoesstuff185 Жыл бұрын
Who cares
@CharzzTheAnimated Жыл бұрын
@@aidendoesstuff185every Japanese person
@danielwesley5051 Жыл бұрын
14:19 Bugs actually don’t take fall damage, their body works as its own parachute.