This X Page Is Dedicated To The Worst Facepalm Moments, And Here Are 55 Of The Funniest Ones

[@elizabethpiccolo5534]

The rotary phone one, I watched a movie where a woman picked up the receiver of a rotary phone, stuck her finger in like #2, and twirled it a few times. Now, not only did she have no clue whatsoever about how to use the phone, but none of the cast, crew, or directors know either. It’s mind boggling.

[@jeffireland2363]

6:43 the mom sentanced to 5 years headline, isnt the full story. She had 3 charges simultaneously, the larceny charge for enrolling her son, and 2 charges for selling drugs

[@icdumppl2024]

Glad for the info. The headline bothered me.

[@TimeSurfer206]

3:40 is exactly why my Kittehs are indoor only. Well, that, and cars, and cougars, and raccoons, and psychotic neighbors, and... I live in a MAJOR Suburb of Seattle, or so it thinks. Yes, we have coyotes and cougars wandering through Kent. As well as Robert Kittys. Just because YOU don't see them doesn't mean they aren't there.

[@losfromla1480]

We got a cat from the pound, it's a beast. Lives outdoors by choice. It's gotten in a few fights based on the damage we've seen. Most recent is a pretty good cut of the right ear.

[@spiralrose]

I had my indoor outdoor cats, and then when I moved to a condo, they became indoor cats I had to set up bird houses by the windows, so they could watch outside, and buy more toys and different enrichments for them, but they eventually adapted and are happier. I just say this, so that anyone reading these comments can know that yes it is possible for indoor/outdoor cats to become indoor cats and live a high-quality life

[@georgetrapp6666]

​@@losfromla1480I think it's possible that one of your neighbors doesn't know he is owned, even likely someone else is feeding him. I say because of the ear, when shelters fix stray [presumed stray] cats, they alter an ear to denote it. Check to see if he has been neutered, if you haven't subjected him to it yourself.

[@losfromla1480]

@@georgetrapp6666 we got him from the pound, so he's unfortunately already been "fixed". They don't let you take them unless they get neutered. Yeah, someone took him to a vet once and I got called cause the chip was registered to me. I told the vet I wouldn't pay for any services. So, the cat probably has a few families he stays with. He's a very charismatic cat, despite having been neutered he's still aggressive and independent.

[@williambryan3346]

@9:15 Poor doggy. Always getting blamed for something he didn’t do. At least this time there’s evidence of his innocence.

[@sturmovik1274]

6:55 Cats aren't pets. They're roommates.

[@jackwells8107]

or owners...

[@sturmovik1274]

I was waiting for that.@@jackwells8107

[@TimeSurfer206]

@@jackwells8107 Both. I have 5 owners. I love my masters.

[@christianoliver3572]

I'm allergic to your damn roommates so I'd be in big trouble if I had bought that sofa.

[@HilloftheTrees]

They aren't always roomates

[@ryderjames5430]

The one asking if the pink panther is a lion is actually the smart one

[@catherinehpn3613]

Hilarious, thank you.

[@voiceofraisin241]

They got the ice in the bottle the same way they get a ship in a bottle.

[@degraafenator]

Yes, by folding it 😂

[@georgetrapp6666]

I own three ice trays designed to make dowel-shaped ice. For fitting into bottles. But that's different than the example.

[@tdegrddeehjgd]

4:40 Lion's are panthers though. So the question wasn't idiotic. They just wanted to know which species within that genus he is. The idiotic part is that a male lion would have a mane which the pink panther doesn't, so he is most likely a Leopard or Jaguar.

[@w.reidripley1968]

Pantera leo, mane and big teeth Pantera pardo, spots, even the black ones Pantera pardo roseata, plays Mancini Ba dum badumm, badumm, ba dum ba dum ba dumm . . . 🎶

[@jamiethal1319]

A panther is a panther. They are a genetic variant of jaguars and leopards so they aren’t lions.

[@tdegrddeehjgd]

@@jamiethal1319 a lion is a panther. So is a tiger as well as jaguars, leopards and snow leopards.

[@Batmann_]

From Wiki: Panthera: the cat genus that contains tigers, lions, jaguars and leopards Basically Panther is a term used to refer to a lot of the large cats. So, the fact that that ended up on that Twitter account and then in this video, means that account and this channel are the ones we should be face-palming about.

[@dehydratedwater9806]

A lion is a panther, but a panther isn't a lion.

[@williambryan3346]

@4:55 I would like some context behind this one. I’m not a “take my word for it” kind of guy, unless it’s someone I trust.

[@oa_43]

2:13 could ba a narcissist who carefully charmed your parents but your grandparents are not stupid, they've experienced love and life way before you and might know damn fuckin well how to spot a damn narcissist

[@williamdrum9899]

Schools in the 90s: teaches everyone about Helen Keller Those students now: 6:13

[@geody3001]

I'm not sure what the Robert Reich tweet was doing in here, but the rest were funny.

[@tpkyterooluebeck9224]

9:28 would be impossible for people who are too short, but you lay your arm across the silver metal thing and pull the door open that way. And then you use your foot to help get the door open.

[@maxinenall9950]

The human race is Doomed 😱

[@solitaryman777]

The only thing we're doomed about is to clean up other people's mess.

[@farrier2708]

4:33 Racism of the best kind. 🤣

[@thomaschristopher8593]

0:16 because travelling is paying to work.

[@npigwnl]

Not a native speaker, would someone explain the Mermaid waffles? My best guess is that it’s dirty?

[@ellieisbusy]

I think it’s trying to explain to a child that they’re not really eating mermaid? Good question, though.

[@jasonhenerey3346]

There's an old joke about "blue waffles". Spare yourself and DO NOT Google it. it is disgusting dirty

[@williamreilly2567]

@@jasonhenerey3346Which I of course immediately googled. Yeah, that's pretty nasty.

[@athenathegreatandpowerful6365]

​@@jasonhenerey3346blue waffles are bad. Don't look up yaws. Or Fourniers gangrene. Majorly 🤮 inducing.

[@Kr0n1kTh3Kl0wn]

it is very dirty internet meme from ages ago. google "blue waffle" and educate yourself... if you dare...

[@termite9673]

I don´t get the last one. Can someone explain, please?

[@DBradar]

The hands free door opener was broken off 😅

[@beverlyobrien7954]

The hands free door opener is supposed to be at the bottom of the door and opened with your foot.

[@termite9673]

@@beverlyobrien7954 Thank you, now I understand! I have seen similar hooks to put your underarm in and pull the door open. A pulling motion balancing on one foot might be difficult for some people, especially when the door is heavy, so I always thought the underarm hooks are a good idea and thought this was one of those.

[@josephreichart7545]

Still laughing

[@meminustherandomgooglenumbers]

I don’t get the last one? Is there something wrong with the hands-free opener?

[@willr7169]

Toe kick above door handle

[@meminustherandomgooglenumbers]

@@willr7169 how is it different from a forearm pull?

[@icog1]

the salmonella in eggs is a thing I never knew about till I was in the us, eating raw dough from birth to death and never having had salmonella is the norm here😅😂 edit: spelling mistakes

[@iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934]

It's actually the raw flour, not the eggs, that gives people salmonella.

[@icog1]

​​@@iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934did a short search because i had never heard of flour being an issue. so, samonella is most common in eggs and chicken/poultry. seems amercia had some salmonella in flour before but where i am there have only been a few issues with e. coli but not salmonella in flour as far as i saw. fazit: raw dough can be an issue regardless of it containing eggs though eggs are the higher probability issue and common suspect for a salmonella infection.

[@ASiteSee]

For the 15:00 one, 15:00 is 3:00 military time.

[@gabrielecox365]

It is „normal“ time for us in Germany. And to be precise 15:00 is 3pm

[@anotherbloodytruckie455]

IT'S NOT MILITARY TIME! FFS, why can Yanks not understand that it's just 24hr clock and normal the whole world over?

[@williamwilson6499]

0:16 You can get out of poverty.

[@Fudgeisreal]

the music is not good !

[@geoffreycat1763]

Mute

[@tonya--7704]

Do you not have mute?

[@DistrustHumanz]

Since almost all of this content comes from 'Face Palm Moments', and you didn't give credit to them, perhaps it would just be better to go there instead of this content thief.