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[@suzannehartmann946]

Yeah to a 400 year old vampire teenagers gotta seem like toddlers. And having to change classes on time . . . . . FORGET having to ask permission to go to the bathroom at the age of 60 never mind 400.

[@edenfleck2918]

For "the chosen one," try The Restorer by Sharon Hink. The lead is an American soccer mom struggling with depression who suddenly ends up in another world where she develops super powers and is expected to save a country.

[@meandmadarastwogiantballsa5638]

Thanks for the rec!

[@varalabeschkuni2890]

thank you!!!

[@medexamtoolscom]

The irony is that she's still a woman in her 40s consuming content targeted at children, and has the audacity to imply that she has an advanced and developed prefrontal cortex.

[@onyx778]

@@medexamtoolscom if you mean to say "Harry Potter is just for kids" I have to dissapoint you because it's not. Also, who says that she reads it alone? She could have kids who she watches/reads Harry Potter with

[@eleethtahgra7182]

So....she got power n thats it. She got isekaid n obtain power just because of Plot. How many isekai stories have tropes just like that n got forgotten?

[@soyothedanny]

Well, with "the chosen one", old me who is exhausted after work and therefore wants to become one with my couch isn't gonna walk 200miles by foot to go climbing on a mountain or say let's go face death 7 times today. I'm gonna say, I'm tired. I don't wanna go to work tomorrow. F*ck it. I'm not gonna save the world. Let's all die.

[@04beni04]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that teenagers are the only ones who'd get duped into doing all the crazy stuff. Well, teens or hobbits. Either way, I'm happy to treat for beer afterward.

[@soupsgord]

True story! Lol

[@drakephysecron6775]

And also the chosen ones are chosen when they are born right?

[@steverempel8584]

Yeah, they are chosen when they are born, and only realize it once they can actually do something about it; IE finish puberty.

[@carnifaxx]

that might explain why the only chosen one of higher age I could recall was Voldemort :D

[@pokemonyugiohmettaton]

The grandmas texting each other is really sweet though :)

[@animilovich9563]

Mentioning school papers, I had a professor in college that said “write a 10 page paper on this book” and you knew he didn’t read them because I literally fluffed after the first 3 pages by literally repeating the same thing over a time and a half 🤣 and still got an A on the paper.

[@soupsgord]

My friend in high school answered a question on a history exam on the first and last page and filled the rest of the 15-20 pages with the plot of the latest movie she’d watched, she scored the highest marks in the class🙄

[@weareallbornmad410]

@@soupsgord Whoa

[@melissawalker3874]

I completely lost it over the description of the giraffe

[@bierwolf8360]

I lost my last ounce of hope that there was intelligent life in the current generations while watching this dumb video and especially while reading the even dumber comments!

[@annainspain5176]

@@bierwolf8360 And yet here you are, Skippy.

[@starglaze-]

@@bierwolf8360 lmaoo and yet you clicked on this “dumb video”

[@bierwolf8360]

@@starglaze- yes. How would I know that it'd be dumb without watching it? Your comment is silly, unsurprisingly

[@starglaze-]

@@bierwolf8360 but why did *you* click on it? were you perhaps interested in the content?

[@johnnywalker8326]

The buttered toast one has me laughing. I was sick with the flu a few weeks ago and still starving but afraid to eat 'normal' food. I toasted and buttered boring white bread and I was like 'Wow this shit is fabulous! How have I gone so long without eating it?!' Then I ran out of bread the next day and had white bread, margarine, rice and 7Up delivered to my house. The lady delivering it smiled and said 'Stomach flu, huh?' I gave her a huge tip. BREAD!

[@georgetrapp6666]

Sometimes I eat buttered bread without toasting it! Mmmmmm!

[@angelabeatty6538]

My husband and I have had this discussion 😂😂 🍞 🧈 ❤

[@happyninja42]

The bit at 7:40 about the old ladies texting each other....I've been doing that with my mom for probably a decade now. Ever since her mom died alone in her house, because nobody was there to check on her, we've got an agreement to have her text me or me her in the morning, to make sure she's alive. This is something you should 100% do with your loved ones as they age up. No joke.

[@annainspain5176]

And in the evening too, because if she texts you in the morning and then falls later in the day, you won't know until the next morning.

[@happyninja42]

@@annainspain5176 Yeah we don't go that far, but we might have to in a few years.

[@ChokedOnStupidity]

Why must a fridge ping your phone to say it's still open? Mine just starts beeping like a world war three siren, still gets the point across

[@aspect_of_tiamat982]

Accurate.

[@keijiakaashi931]

Fr 😂

[@matthewmcintosh4925]

I just raise the front of my fridge a couple millimetres past level and the door closes automatically. Besides you know millineals, if it isn't an overly complicated completely unnecessary electronic feature that raises the price by 10 - 20% it's just not good enough.

[@wjzav1971]

I just close the fucking fridge after taking out my food. Who accidentally leaves the fridge open? Its natural to close it.

[@Somethin5041]

My fridge: Wow fine I'll just freeze the food in the back then you frequently forgetful fu-

[@bumblebee949]

6:46 So true, I once used a tiny little bag like the size of an A5 notebook to keep my work apron, pen, paper, money, etc., the essentials basically. Now this thing was barely bigger than my hand, and still, without fail, every single day I would have to pull nearly everything out of that bag to find my damn pen.

[@metarcee2483]

Same. Why do I even have a change purse, my wallet has a packet.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

0:11 - Just shut up and start eating! 0:57 - He was a dad, not a mom, but Bruce Willis' character in "Unbreakable" was definitely older than a teen. 1:20 - Gee, I wonder where a dog gets that kind of money? 2:02 - Yes, but if anyone notices that this young-looking person isn't going to school, this will attract the attention of CPS, which could lead to investigations, which could put the whole Clan in jeopardy... 2:26 - There is actually a (not too well made) short video out there, called "I Don't Believe In Giraffes". 3:21 - It's not just you. 6:25 - Awwwwww! Cutest little thieves ever! 7:04 - You bet your ass! 8:44 - this is the weirdest thing I've seen in quite a while! I suppose some people buy them for the sheer weirdness factor? 9:19 - When you think about it, all milk is breast milk. Just not all from human breasts.

[@novice5895]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🏆🤣🤣

[@shirokimminjungparkjeon3358]

Soy milk, Almond milk

[@georgetrapp6666]

@@shirokimminjungparkjeon3358 not really milk.

[@georgetrapp6666]

Your comment for 2.02 (. so as not to hotlink again) , very factual.

[@kylieminou7775]

I agree with "the chosen one" bit, how someone who is always saying "like, totally" and taking selfies pouting would save the world is a stupid premise for a movie, my favorite chosen one is Neo, always

[@erickpoorbaugh6728]

Bilbo and Frodo were 51, which is roughly equivalent to the mid-30s for humans IIRC. While they don't perfectly fit the "Chosen One" motif, Gandalf did choose Bilbo for the quest, and Gandalf indicated that Frodo was "meant" to be the Ringbearer.

[@Rosadullaghan]

I mean, I was always the Chosen One, but I only completed the prophecy at 45… so Star Wars is in on this too.

[@sometimessnarky1642]

@@Rosadullaghan best comment!

[@sometimessnarky1642]

I must be watching different movies than y'all. I've never seen a movie where the chosen one was a teen.

[@junoniathesilkwing4221]

I seem to recall that Harry Potter was 11-19 over the course of the books/movies. Lyra from His Dark Materials: 12-13 Will from His Dark Materials: ~14 Alina Starkov from Shadow and Bone: 16-18 over course of books

[@seleyav.7101]

2:33 Nice to see that Fiat has similar meanings all over the world. Here in Germany it stands for "Fehler in allen Teilen" - translation: flaws/errors/bugs in all parts

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

Met Enige Rijlessen Controleerd Elke Dwaas Een Slagschip. With some driving lessons any fool controlls a battleship

[@ohyeahohyeah1071]

I was thinking... Fart In A Tire😂

[@chrisc6857]

The 400 year old vampire totally should get back to school considering that he can't even spell 'enroll.'

[@pinkmagicali]

Actually it’s a British to American variation. The writer of the tweet is likely American where two Ls at the end is acceptable. The British and Australians usually use one L.

[@maureenlancaster1694]

@@pinkmagicali the writer of the comment I’d say was also American as they have little knowledge of the rest of the world but think they’re smart

[@-0m3rcy0-8]

@Pink Magic Ali to add on, Why us Americans have shorter words, (Colour = Color, I think it is also why We refer to “Autumn” as “Fall”) for lack of a better phrase, is actually pretty American of us. You should read some articles on it

[@chicodalianis8004]

You guys are all wrong considering that none of cullens (except Carlisle) were anywhere close to 400 and can’t age anyway

[@patrickhardison9669]

It's when you've hit unsubscribe every day and they keep sending you an ad e-mail every day. Yeah, I'm talking to you Kohl's.

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

I think it's because some companies require a manager to accept the un-subscription from a customer -.- And if you block their email, they just use a slightly different address to continue to bother you. Which I don't get. Do they honestly think harassing customers is going to make them want to buy more from them?!

[@Voodoomaria]

09:33. Fondly remembering Seth McFarlane singing "I saw your boobs" during the oscars. Actreses are starting to refuse scripts with random and unnecessary nude/sex scenes in them. It IS a pretty sleazy way for directors/writers to spice up an otherwise dull movie.

[@icarusbinns3156]

2:05 High school was garbage, yes. But, c’mon!! All that free food who doesn’t suspect a thing? I’d go through high school again and totally kill it in history class. And then find someone to chomp on for a bit. …no. I totally did not imagine this fifteen years ago when I was actually in high school. Not at all! (Why do I still have my undeath perfectly planned out?)

[@christopherdean1326]

After hanging around the earth for four centuries, you might go back to high school just to see how it has changed. I think you'd be pretty bored and up for trying anything for a change...

[@icarusbinns3156]

@@christopherdean1326 This is also true. I’ve been using mostly Google to study folk and fairy tales, and look at where they’re from, what was happening when they were first told… it’s really interesting The Little Mermaid was actually a love letter!

[@soupsgord]

@@icarusbinns3156 actually a 400 year old vampire might be older than a lot of the fairy tales we know now. And history would be a subject S/he would excel at!

[@icarusbinns3156]

@@soupsgord Little Red Riding Hood is 1500s; Cinderella (the one we know) was ninth century. They’re a LOT older than you first realize!

[@luminaessence3077]

It's possible a vampire might suck at history. A lot of (at least American History classes) downplay the wrongs of their country and have them look so much better. They might get details of a person horrifically wrong.

[@phils4634]

University Chemistry finals: The ONE Student who we were ALL certain was first class honours material (especially Chemistry!) had a nervous breakdown right at the start of the exam, and was carted off by the local Ambulance Service. You could have heard a pin drop after that incident (and the paper wasn't that bad after all!)

[@ananse77]

Wow. How did that breakdown manifest itself? Poor girl. Seems like she put too much pressure on herself.

[@timonix2]

many "the chosen one" stories are not really about the adventure. It's a coming of age story. You can't really have that with someone who has already found themselves.

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

With someone who has had a fair share of trouble and came out on top, the movie would be quite short since most pitfalls are avoided, alliances are more easy made and discipline is no longer an issue

[@annainspain5176]

Besides, the producer wants to cast the latest teen celebrity.

[@ludwigwittgenstein1280]

That means people are “finding themselves” too early. EVEN MORE girls.

[@billolsen4360]

That's why we need a woman who's 42. Believe it or not, us so-called adults are just overgrown teenagers still trying to figure out how the world works and wonder in panic what dangers we should expect next to come at us suddenly from left field without any warning.

[@69cheesyfries]

yeah like its all about the target audience

[@priscillamoore5736]

*6:48* Or, as Captain Jack Sparrow would say, "If you were looking for the opportune moment, that was it"...

[@Madness832]

Did the broad at 0:35, not think to just TURN THEM OFF??

[@herbsewell4995]

Yes! Bread is God until you've had enough and you never want to see it again! 😂

[@dewainalexander6615]

Going to school to learn history when you can literally go anywhere to drink it in in person? Insanity.

[@roypiltdown5083]

i drive stick, cuz most folks cant, and it's a great way to keep my car from being borrowed.

[@pennylepon6610]

Great content but might I suggest that the transition between posts goes from the top to the bottom instead of bottom to the top since some of us are still reading as the bottom disappears🤷🏻‍♂️

[@georgetrapp6666]

You could click pause, or change the playback speed a little slower. I do, when a paragraph is larger.

[@pizzedahff3127]

0:51 There is a movie like that. It's called "Dogma". The Chosen One is a divorced woman working at an abortion clinic.

[@missg.5940]

Hilarious movie..Alanis Morrissette plays God. Highly recommend!

[@pizzedahff3127]

@@missg.5940 And Alan Rickman (RIP) plays The Voice of God. Still one of my all time favorite comedies.

[@novice5895]

Oh hey, I totally forgot about that! That was a good one👍🏽. Now, I wanna go watch it😁.

[@georgetrapp6666]

@@missg.5940 I wore my "Berserker" t-shirt to an Alanis concert, moped around because nobody got the Askewiverse reference until the end, near the restrooms before the parking lot and some guy yelled out, "Very cool shirt, dude!" He himself was wearing a Buddy Christ "Got Christ?" t-shirt!

[@madoldbatwoman]

I absolutely *must* find out where you can buy those tortoise ornaments!

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

In my deepest, darkest nightmares o_O

[@madoldbatwoman]

@@DuchessofEarlGrey Would you sell me two of them Your Grace?

[@novice5895]

These were so funny, my poor tummy hurts from laughing so hard! I can’t even pick out a fav, cus of so many of them. I can’t award highest score🏆🤣🤣.

[@kanikagaral7637]

I agree about unnecessary sex scenes like why??

[@cassopeie439]

8:51 soooo true But it isnt only strict parents but also one that get on your nervs or scare the living s*** out of you because there sneaking around or just loud on that one moment

[@tempestshadowheart2073]

If you were a 400-year-old vampire that looks like a teenager you wouldn't have much of a choice The goal is not to draw attention or suspicion to yourself or your clan.

[@erickpoorbaugh6728]

There are plenty of people who are past mandatory high school attendance age but still look like teenagers. If anything, going to high school creates a paper trail you don't want, and you're going to have to switch schools (and identities) every four years and hope no one recognizes you.

[@beth7935]

1:00 The tv series Yonderland is EXACTLY this! It's a fantasy-comedy where The Chosen One is an "average mum" & saves a magical realm. She says at one point "I've breastfed twins- I can do anything" 🤣

[@mdtalhaansari1096]

0:57 Terminator 2, Linda Hamilton.

[@Nicciolai]

8:56 on strict parents - yes! and absolutely no ability to articulate your ideas etc as there is no practice discussion as they are 'absolutely right' all the time.

[@enakshiparua836]

7:41 Thats so sad but so wholesome

[@novice5895]

Yeah, I thought so, too. Touched my heart in 2 places🥰😔💗.

[@maddieames1234]

1:00 Once upon a time. I love that show so much!! She is quite literally the chosen one. And it intertwines all fairytales in a really cool way mixing present and "past" (fairytale times).

[@MySerpentine]

It's not always teenagers who are chosen ones, book!Frodo was about 50. Admittedly hobbits live to be 100 on average and come of age at 33, but still.

[@hearmeroar6691]

Isn't the premise of Once Upon a Time exactly that? Emma is a mom in her mid 30's?

[@jewel65]

Me & my friend do the 'I'm not dead yet' morning texts as well!😂😂😂😂

[@-0m3rcy0-8]

3:28 Y’all should try garlic butter on toast, just trust me on this one. It is the best shit every

[@amaliavlad33]

4:09 maybe because the Rain is cold and in the shower you dont have clothes so its more comfortable

[@MundaneGray]

Wait, so I'm supposed to take my clothes off before I get in the shower? (scribbles furiously in notebook)

[@georgetrapp6666]

It says it right there. Consent.

[@ashley_smith]

I put stuff in my pocket or my backpack. The backpack was great in kindergarten, and I never saw a reason to try a different bag.

[@carenfarmer4794]

I relate to so many of these!

[@MundaneGray]

"Another beautiful day without using sin cos or tan." I never ever took a trigonometry class. And I've never needed it. Same for calculus and algebra. I also haven't written anything in cursive since they stopped making us do it in third grade.

[@georgetrapp6666]

Me neither, on both counts (maybe if I were decorating something, I've done cursive, or even calligraphy) but I've got one more. I have seldom worn sneakers since high school gym class. (Halloween costumes exclusively, if workboots didn't look right)

[@bacul165]

Best Ninja Turtles story: John Finnemore's souvenir programme series 9 episode 1!

[@bobbyfeet2240]

Well... since you asked me to reply to your post... ❤️

[@paveladamek3502]

I will have you know that if I was an immortal vampire, enrolling in local high school is EXACTLY what I would do, but I would not attempt to date total trainwrecks but bright, bubbly and confident girls.

[@oddthequiet4868]

9:15 All milk is breast milk.

[@nduncan79]

Anybody know where Emily lives cause I need to learn this Risotto. 🤔

[@lizxu322]

The Chosen one from Inuyashiki- literally a 50 year old man that has a disorder that makes him look literally 70 and is turned into a terminator style robot except more deadly and must fight a homicidal teen with the same powers and then destroy an asteroid

[@panagea2007]

8:41 I don't want to buy one of these. I just want to know where the hell they sell them.

[@insideAdirtyMind]

I wish I could have bought one of these as a gift for my former MIL after she bought me a tanning device for my "ugly pale skin", demanding and verifying I use it every day....after I told her I don´t tan up in the sun, I always just burn myself. She didn´t like me, because her son moved out of her flat into my flat....he was 30, I was 21....I made not the smartest life choices at that age. Now looking back these turtles look like the perfect gift for her.

[@novice5895]

Windgeist Glad you’re rid of all the stress & strife of that toxic relationship👏🏽👏🏽.

[@CorneliusSchwarzenstein]

0:51 Keanu Reeves was 35yo, when he made "Matrix". So I assume Neo wasn´t much younger. At Judgement Day John Connor was 24yo.

[@Unknown17]

I like the redhead in the Guggenheim Scissors ad that hit me before this video started. She reminds me of that angry, surprised gopher from the internet the way she turns her head! I saved a photo of the two side-by-side and laugh every time I come across it.

[@777LoveStory]

Why is everyone taking the 400yo vampire thing seriously 😳. It's a twilight joke.

[@neelroy2918]

Its the frustration about intellectual bankruptcy and identification of emptiness in the movie and its reflection in your soul after you have heard about or worst case scenario watched the movie. Comes out sometimes.

[@mikeprevitera5839]

Am I the only one that is really disappointed that I can’t get the “screaming baby head turtle” on Amazon?

[@soupsgord]

These are so relatable!

[@arianrolex6456]

8:54 100% legit, but let's be honest, those are wayyyy more important lessons to learn compared to behaving.

[@04beni04]

Yeah, I consider those life lessons that have really paid off.

[@kirara2516]

0:55 sounds like Teacher or General Olivia Armstrong from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

[@cristyacabrera4931]

@2:00 and @2:20 are conversations I have had with people in the last 2 weeks😅😆

[@stillplana]

3:27 Damn right! 🤣

[@Cndydsny]

6:14 why have i been doin laundry all last weekend and This week id want to see another laundry basket as long as i live

[@Ongaliman]

If a Chosen One in the book you're reading is a teenager then most likely you're reading a book in a young adult category. And you can't ask from the teenagers who are the target audience to sympathize with an adult. Almost all books in the adult fantasy category are featuring Chosen One that is already an adult. Partly because otherwise explicit scenes would be inappropriate.

[@Kalani_Saiko]

1:00 The Santa Clause

[@neelroy2918]

10:01 yep, still remember the feeling "I AM DONE!"

[@MundaneGray]

I learned how to drive on a stick shift, and I preferred it because I felt like it gave me more control over the vehicle. Then I married a woman who only knew how to drive automatic, so any car we owned had to have an automatic transmission or she couldn't use it. Now I'm divorced and I've forgotten how to drive a stick shift. But it turns out that the car knows how to control its own gears just fine without any help from me.

[@conniewilkinson9347]

6:35 If it's my purse you would also have to take a right at the tape measure, go straight until you hit the mini flashlight and then the second left at the screwdriver, but you've gone too far north at the solar calculator, too far west at the manicure set and too far east at the tire pressure gauge.

[@donnakaye2015]

Wow. You have my dream purse!🤣

[@n.b.3521]

My friend once saw something interesting in the distance and said out loud "I wish I had binoculars or something", so I handed him the opera glasses I had in my purse and he couldn't get over it.

[@georgetrapp6666]

💍 you're my type of woman, lol. My friends and I pack for camping, and they make fun of how much $#!+ I bring in my camping pack. Until they break or rip something, and I have repair and sewing kits. Or until they get hurt, and I have a first-aid kit.

[@conniewilkinson9347]

​@@georgetrapp6666 Up until my husband died, I also carried his wallet, keys & anything else he didn't want in his pockets. He said they were too bulky to try to sit on. I also had to think of and pack up all our camping gear. Not that he couldn't, he was just so busy he didn't always have the time & would usually forget something. Which is probably why we always left too late in the evening to get where we were going before dark & ended up camping for the night anywhere we could find. The irony is that he's the one who taught me how to camp & fish. We lived in the Appalachians so there were always good camping spots beside the road. This one night, we knew it was going to be late getting to our destination so we pulled off, set up the tent & were so tired we went right off to sleep. Only to be awoken a short time later by the ground shaking, bright lights coming through the tent's canvas and the sound of a train whistle. We had just enough time to run out the tent & up to the road only to realize (to our great relief) that the train we heard & felt was on the train tracks just on the other side of the stream we had camped beside, so we hadn't camped on the train tracks as we had thought. 🙂 The stories I could tell you.

[@nishka.777]

5:28 why tf would they do that?! 🤨😂

[@toobigtoosmall9392]

So you mean potter, nah harry was 1 when he was the chosen one

[@ugaladh]

8:43 best laugh i've had in awhile, they are just so horrible I couldn't help but laugh.

[@biltabiju9477]

0:52 I would read/see that book/movie defo

[@eleethtahgra7182]

2:43 if some other dude/gal said "sweet home alabama", he/she won.

[@georgetrapp6666]

Friends of mine used to hang out with another friend's mom, and break her chops at every step. While at convenience stores, if she was at the checkout, one would yell out "Oh, you'd better buy batteries, too, Mom. You're not getting any from _me_ , tonight!"

[@lukewarmwater6412]

I am ussuming that the one at 2:04 is directed at twilight... if you paid any attention he wasnt yet 100 years old cause he became a vampire during the influenza pandemic in 1918. my daughter made me watch that one too damn many times!!

[@novice5895]

You nvr read the books?!😲 Sacrilege!🤣

[@lukewarmwater6412]

@@novice5895 yeah, I read the first one to her, which is why we had to watch the whole damn series.... he was only 80 something when he was going to highschool.

[@novice5895]

Luke Warmwater haha, you sound like a great dad! Love that you immersed yourself in that world, just for her🥰. I have to admit, I’m a grown up & I have every one of those books, read them more than once, too🤣🤣.

[@lukewarmwater6412]

@@novice5895 I was a single dad. what my little girl wanted was time with her mom, her mom wanted time with a bottle of vodka. I read to my daughter every night untill she was way too old for it.didnt know what else I could do.

[@novice5895]

Luke Warmwater I bet your daughter looks back on those nights you read to her, very fondly. I wish I had memories like that of my dad reading to me😊.

[@emythepotterhead3536]

3:03 someone made a whole account and used the picture as a profile pic just so he can say that joke.

[@medexamtoolscom]

0:56 what an ironic comment. A woman in her 40s in the first place is consuming content targeted at children, and has the audacity to imply that she has an advanced and developed prefrontal cortex.

[@ZMacZ]

0:47 Write two pages, and use math graphs to support it. Saves 50% time.

[@nishka.777]

8:22 We LOVE Timmy

[@rutikajoil8085]

0.19 In India they some boss don't leave you even if your family members die 😏

[@Anacarkey4657]

3:20 DUDE I ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH THAT PHASE

[@nobodyimportant2470]

For the last one. The answer is delete daily or both. They don't listen to the unsubscribe requests. Hell the unsub links get flaged by your AV because the company is so shady.

[@janeflip1]

Bread is god! I have eaten 4 bagels today!

[@mycah1993]

2:45 is hilarious🤣

[@bmilano1580]

3:27 absolutely

[@unknownuser8454]

4:10 Good point

[@vbee3571]

These are heckin great! 👍🏻 (3:30--I’ll be right over.) 😋

[@alexconners7378]

2:35 got me

[@enakshiparua836]

1:40 😅😂😂😂😂😂

[@nishka.777]

9:41 IKR !!!!

[@cloudmai]

10:18 i can do it in 5, but instead of kids its my parents & siblings

[@timekeeperz9714]

If i were a vampire i'd have a stand

[@diegosuarez1563]

You would if you were hiding from Van Helsing.

[@emmy5518]

I relate to the bread one

[@enakshiparua836]

0:45 😂😂😂😂

[@enakshiparua836]

4:21 😂😂😂😂

[@davidgolden6068]

Joseph Ducreaux, the true inventor of the meme

[@writerinprogress]

10:44 - speaking from my own experieince, you'll probably end up doing both. Every day, for the rest of your life.

[@tired6485]

0:57 is legit just yonderland

[@YouTubes_NPC]

3:24 not just u mate

[@eleethtahgra7182]

0:58 cos of the potential growth. Also, thats the target audience. A 40s female is....of josei genre. Its often of romance or slice-of-life tags. So, the "chosen one" trope wont sell well for 40s female. N such character also wouldnt sell well for young adult/late teen. As for "potential growth"....a fat 12-15 years old could do training montage for 1 year n become muscled. A fat 40s female cant do that without damaging her joints.

[@enakshiparua836]

4:57 😂😂

[@novice5895]

Either it’s a trap he’s trying to lure her into or he REALLY wants his basement back🤣🤣. He sounds like a cool landlord, tho low-key.

[@enakshiparua836]

0:55 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@enakshiparua836]

1:10 😂😂😂😂😂

[@novice5895]

I love that one🤣🤣