Men Are The New Women - Comedian TK Kirkland - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy

[@IanJames_4]

A 3 minute TED Talk packaged as comedy.

[@PhatsouL87]

It’s the delivery.

[@ciampooh]

😂I hollered !

[@FatherofFFD]

🎯

[@MrVick85]

Heavy

[@sweetcountrybear]

😂😂😂

[@medusagorgon9]

When he mentioned the lack of vehicle it got dead silent.🤣😅😂 Sh!t was hitting a little too close to the ego.

[@mikayle]

Couldve heard a pin drop in that mf

[@pUkkademps]

Lmao

[@kingvii6206]

On God lol. Like bruh chill lol

[@koldDemonstrationTarot]

@@kingvii6206🤣🤣😭💯

[@PhatsouL87]

“Who raised you?” Lmfao 😂nah I’m playing. 😂

[@nategriffith2172]

YOU got in the passenger side. SHE locked the door and told you to put your seat belt on.😅

[@NoFace-ke9pc]

Stop dating those boys and find a man. You cant shake a fuckboy tree and expect a husband to fall out. ​@natashajohnson1289

[@lemorewilliams7981]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrBryan90]

Who raaaised you?

[@kristinaparker5597]

I HOLLERED!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamalcurb6447]

💀💀💀😂😂🤣

[@fromthej]

got REAL quite when he talked about not having a car 🤣

[@queenuthopia4003]

He went so hard in 3 minute.. no lies told..

[@prosperitymindcoach7096]

🎯💯👏🏽

[@pectonhjones1855]

Im an old dude, been a long time since I heard someone say put her on the inside when you walking. Respect.

[@trappedineuphoria3416]

A lot of women don't even know about that and I'm 40....There's nobody putting younger guys and women on game

[@GamingCentralTV1]

Hes old too hes over 62

[@dabigreezyfowuntoo]

Keeping it a buck, my wife doesn’t understand why I do those small, old timey gestures.

[@okiboogie]

A Japanese chick was telling me that they walk on the right side of the man to show him respect. I told here I respect that, but it doesn't matter what side you walk on. The man should be between that danger of the road and the woman or child or elderly. Her eyes lit up like the sun.

[@vperez2598]

Love it 🫶

[@kaddiram93]

He killed me with the part about the snacks

[@shanasapp6212]

I will most definitely get up at 2am, walk in the kitchen, eat 1 cookie and go back to bed.

[@schteffanij]

its so true, right?? 😂

[@draco2xx]

yall for real like snacks in the late night?😂

[@cosmicbeauty5682]

Bxtches luuv snaacks 😂😂

[@kravenos]

The snacks shattered me 😂😂😂😅😅

[@bighunndoe]

That no car comment sucked the life out the room 😂😂

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

Self projecting 📽 just get a job.

[@ericamena333]

Right...LOL, Got quiet real quick and the laughter felt painful at times, This set was genius!

[@lawrencedaniels555]

Cars are very expensive to own these days.

[@KFontLab]

Absolutely 😂😂😂

[@wildstyle203]

​@@lawrencedaniels555💯💯💯🥴🥴🤭🤭🤭🤭🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣

[@GoodDeedWearyWorld]

The bedroom description is offensively accurate 🤣

[@SplishSplashdash]

He has to update his material. The window seat on a Boeing plane is the most dangerous seat. 😂

[@mychannel5628]

Finally a man calling out his brethren. Thank you!!

[@hunnnknucklls7079]

Yo shid must not be together talking bout thankyou df😭😭😭😭

[@realtalk6195]

Who raised you??

[@reesejohnson2788]

Tbh, men are always getting called out on everything…

[@12DreamsFull]

@@reesejohnson2788 Oh you poor baby.

[@reesejohnson2788]

@@12DreamsFull like this for example. I stated a fact, and I was called out and shamed for stating a fact. The world always holds men accountable, so no need to worry about that.

[@BC2023NYC]

When he said passenger side I was expecting him to sing no scrubs 😂😂. That car joke that was hitting close to home in that audience. 😂😂

[@jetcrews97]

😂😂😂🤣so truuuuu

[@fredtolliver4798]

Yeah....that one right there can hit very hard....very thankful to own a nice car, and open the door for a nice lady, and tuck her in.....I'm never taking that for granted. And let me add, I have the damn title for the car, and it's a Benz......but that's after years and years of L's and W's....one day shit falls into place, but damn....he went in on the brothas who ain't thriving....damn

[@themoe.1]

Totally

[@melissadclark1979]

Would’ve been funny but it was already done. Ms Givens.

[@arinze7684]

😂😂😂 same here

[@matokaknox971]

The snacky snacks are very important. I love Bro Man!

[@1GeneralDan]

Dashie quote

[@vperez2598]

That was my part 😆

[@reesejohnson2788]

@@1GeneralDanthat was random & factual as hell!

[@reesejohnson2788]

I keep a tastykake on deck.

[@attitudeproblem6462]

Yup! Snacks and Gatorade!

[@mjunior1413]

Mama always said the truth comes out in jokes. 😂😂😂😂

[@kuldoxy5637]

She was right!

[@YOUR-WORD-IS-YOUR-BOND]

He is spitting all facts 💯 It's true and hilarious at the same time!

[@SB-tc2jr]

He is not wrong! So raw and real! 👍

[@fredtolliver4798]

He ain't wrong.....lol But I also know some broke ass sistas, well beyond 40 years old....some of them didn't exactly excel in the economic department, and I walk right by em, and there will be no access..,...lol

[@TruthSerum99-zq9fi]

I was on his side until he says he buys women cars and condos. If she's not YOUR woman, that's not chivalry, that's not player, that's not a gentleman, that's a fkn TRICK. 😂😂😂

[@SB-tc2jr]

@@TruthSerum99-zq9fi - LOL, I think he's taking the easy way out - give him what he wants, give them what they want... no drama.

[@SB-tc2jr]

@@fredtolliver4798 - LOL... but I have a question for ya! Would you rather have a broke sista who's all that - otherwise. OR the sista with the bank accounts and the attitude? Which would you walk by? What do you look for in a woman that would make you stop and stare? Who would you give access to?

[@TruthSerum99-zq9fi]

@@SB-tc2jr Lol that's trick shit. Buying cars, condos, and paying bills for a girl that's not yours is trick shit. I'm disappointed in TK, damn.

[@thoushallnotsimpever4169]

Realist Shit I heard in YEARS!!! A few days ago a woman at work was walking around passing out little packs of candy to the women that work there for Valentine's Day. Dudes were whining like shit because she only gave to women and she said " Valentine's Day is for the Ladies". I heard some dudes saying to her "valentine's day is for men too'" and she said "Well what did You bring the men for valentine's day......because I brought candy for the ladies". GAME OVER.

[@vperez2598]

You did That! 😮‍💨

[@Tee-kc3pn]

Lol....Valentine's day is to be celebrated by both genders if in a relationship lol women started something called Galentine's day "Galentine's Day is a global holiday that celebrates women's friendship. Galentine's Day is typically marked as February 13, but can be observed any day. Galentine's Day events are typically all-female occasions of mutual "empowerment...a reminder for women to support and uplift one another." Your coworker was just keeping with tradition.......I have always treated my husband out and vice versa for Valentine's Day.

[@rong8889]

Yeah, that's work space hostility. They should have went to HR and reported her. Can't have favoritism in the office space especially if she's a boss or manager. If she's just a regular worker with no authority then it's fine, just tasteless

[@lildel7698]

Valentines is for people in relationships single women not supposed to get stuff either

[@vperez2598]

@@Tee-kc3pn I believe the takeaway was when she asked him what he brought

[@francisikwueme1688]

“ she locked the door “ I am dead 🤣

[@KaysemaWashington]

That took me out! 😂😂

[@thebestjax3]

R.I.P.

[@DshawnSchwartz5]

I been walking around saying “Who RAIIIIIIISED YOU?!” 😂😂

[@naomisanchezbarajas1221]

That’s what got me 😂😂😂😂

[@koriigirlkoriigirl7456]

Thank you for being a real man and speaking about the truth!

[@eohrefare7346]

More like a real simp

[@noirefit5954]

Bruhhhhhhh he annihilated them with this one ❤❤❤

[@liddyw88]

Nigah if you dont swing your arms when you walk😮😅😂

[@Jason-rl9gf]

😂

[@mpendulombhele5036]

😂😂😂

[@Wolf10media]

Not gone lie, I'd be saying the same thing if I catch a foo not swinging them arms as he walk.

[@Wolf10media]

Not gone lie, I'd be saying the same thing if caught a foo not swinging them arms as he walk.

[@jammon_point8418]

Yall obviously never saw a TK stand up. He's ALWAYS brutally honest like this💪

[@TheQueenz_MadMan]

This was simping 101

[@jammon_point8418]

@@TheQueenz_MadMan how is having your shit together considered being a simp?

[@TheQueenz_MadMan]

@jammon_point8418 he's talking about buying women condos that's simp talk buy yourself a condo

[@jammon_point8418]

@@TheQueenz_MadMan oh yea that's simp shit!! I was stuck on the part about niggas having no cars and cribs lol. I missed the condo talk lol

[@Falcon2609]

​@@TheQueenz_MadManExactly

[@kiya3328]

This needs to go viral

[@theartoflivingoutloud888]

I gotta give it to you you are absolutely correct.

[@lchapo5469]

"Who raised ya"??? 🤣😂😅😆

[@mpendulombhele5036]

😂😂😂😂

[@Trymeplays]

Single mothers

[@rich_chick9771]

@@Trymeplayswell tell men to TAKE CARE of their CHILDREN! Quick to blame women.

[@Trymeplays]

@@rich_chick9771 facts

[@stephenfoster1257]

​@@rich_chick9771Have a ring before you have a baby. Don't give an ultimatum after you've given a man your womb.

[@LydgiaOfHarlem]

Most comics hit women hard in their sets. TK took on the men with unadulterated TRUTH AND TICKLES! When he says, "Who raised you?" I fall out every time!

[@AviatorsVEVO]

modern women aren't worth chivalry, thats why it stopped. when you're old & out of touch & haven't dated in 20 years like this guy, he wouldn't necessarily know that.

[@BearingMySeoul]

OK?! This mess was FUN.NY!!! TK must be a girl dad and he's sick of hearing his babies talk about their raggedty dates! 😆 No female comic could get away with this set becausee of how sensitive men are.

[@AviatorsVEVO]

@@BearingMySeoul CHOOSE BETTER.

[@BearingMySeoul]

@@AviatorsVEVO I've chosen to be single and celibate but thank you for the unsolicited advice.

[@AviatorsVEVO]

@@BearingMySeoul "I've chosen to be single and celibate but thank you for the unsolicited advice." --- that sounds more like a cope & what you tell yourself to sleep better at night because the people you want, don't want you, so you just remain celibate. not by choice but by repeatedly not being chosen by the ones you want.

[@jkc7134]

"WHO RAISEDJU!?"😂

[@Nightowl7982]

Social media

[@constantinekoumantos3059]

What a hilarious bit! We were raised in a different time and I couldn’t agree more!

[@LovelyLavenderOne]

This man Preaches TRUTH

[@playamaine100]

700 likes outta 5,600 views?!🤔 Yeah he hurtin they feelings!😂😂

[@taed3960]

Hurting them bad!😂😂😂

[@vperez2598]

Wow! That’s so disappointing..too many sassy emotionally driven boys out here

[@Vee316]

He is talking facts.

[@antwanthorogood4921]

While true about the hurt feelings, the likes vs views is usually like that regardless the video lol

[@midwestkrazy83turner50]

​@@vperez2598FACTS 💯

[@bootneyjones8246]

Real Spit 😂 He definitely hurt some egos 😢

[@jimiasturdivant5874]

WHO RAISED THESE GUYS!! Thank you for addressing the foolery!!

[@watamutha]

Women raised these men.

[@commonsense3921]

Single Mothers raised them.

[@ladyville3]

women

[@G_Pauling]

He needs a Podcasts or a slot on public radio🎉

[@JacobAlibi]

I think he has a podcast

[@ChandoisGainesjr-fn9vr]

Even I felt that no car joke! Who raisedddddddd me?! 😂😂😂😂 But at least I got snacks! 😂😂

[@missswol]

Omg.. the best routine i seen in a while

[@ronnyadams7169]

Why? Because it's attacking men? But you don't pay any mind to the women who are selling themselves off do you?

[@tyemiajones1731]

This is ALL FACTS! I love all of this!

[@cryptojedii]

You simps would

[@86Kera]

@@cryptojediiall your comments are so salty 😂 what did this man do to you ? If it doesn’t apply let it fly.

[@Falcon2609]

​@@cryptojediiFacts

[@warrengeti5493]

Who raised you 2024

[@DreX-8810]

Realest skit ever!

[@Understandingasthmawithshaun]

I MUST see more of this MAN!!! Also, does he have a single uncle? lol.

[@infoage265]

Hes himself is 62 years old, so if he has an uncle then he's likely a very old man.

[@Jubileejones]

When he said "buy her a drink for her time" it was SILENT! When he said, "Walk on the outside by the curb" they were, woo hooing 😂😂😂 Whew chile!

[@adim00lah]

Women aren't women anymore for the most part, so men aren't men any more, it is what it is. Women expecting us to be providers and protector is like us expecting you guys to cook, clean, and be submissive. So we have to be traditional, but you get to be modern? Women wanted equality, and now y'all have it, and y'all still aren't happy. You weren't happy being submissive to men, and you not happy be equal to men. Women all the benefits of being a traditional woman, with none of the draw backs. And all of the benefits of being a man without any of the responsibilities. So essentially, y'all want the best of both worlds. So we have to be chivalrous but you don't have to be submissive. Women want to be treated like a queen but a lot of y'all act like concubines. That doesn't make sense. I'm all for chivalry, but women have to be traditional for that to work.

[@tvworks3861]

Byob baby 😂

[@DiegoPoston]

My grand dad not only told me never buy a woman a drink, he taught me any woman that drinks alcohol, especially in mixed company or public was to be avoided… who raised TK?😂😂

[@paccawacca4069]

What a trashy hen house this comments section is.

[@midwestkrazy83turner50]

​@@DiegoPostonyour lying

[@atlsongbyrd6084]

😩 It takes a man to tell another man where he’s messing up at because when we do it we get cussed out.

[@jimmangz]

Now, do women.

[@frederickamilner558]

Yes. Don't want you to say nothing but want to be aman

[@JOEL00111]

This old dude is a simp

[@starrchild1972]

They would just say he’s a simp

[@JOEL00111]

@@starrchild1972 he's a simp. Today modern woman isn't yesterday's anymore. You don't treat 304s with respect. They have no respect for themselves!

[@mulantisreunitingall888]

This is the first time seeing TK Kirkland perform, and he's so intelligent, wise, magnetic, talented, highly creative, and HILARIOUS! 😆

[@tonyphills6075]

We're a dying breed, after us they'll be left with the girlboys with their dreaded hair in bun talkin bout "what you gone do for me"😂😂😂 Good luck ladies

[@edwardfields5243]

NOTHING BUT TRUTH! 😂😂😂😂 That car joint hit them hard

[@maxvendome8662]

Nah this a master at work. 😂

[@VJ-zw7xz]

Yes

[@latisamelendez7650]

Glad someone finally said it!

[@ASMR_Junkie]

So funny that this guy has another standup where he says "she's not your girl it's just your turn" but tells other men to worship them anyway.

[@lornabrooks4484]

I wish this went viral and broadcast across the world

[@WomenWearBigUglySquarePantsNow]

Me too. It would help bring one massive reality check to women. 👍

[@808Tornado]

A legend for simply being real

[@Frank-r5i5i]

Good see other grown men talking about this 😂

[@freebandz509]

😂😂😂😂 towel over the window pretending it's a curtain 😅

[@kareemjohnson8059]

So polished and precise..short n sweet and true af!

[@annettescroggins3905]

I love Mr. Kirkland.. He keeps me in stitches 😅

[@Lboogs7]

This was much funnier than expected

[@novalove4790]

I saw TK live in Charlotte last year, and it truly was a comedy seminar. I loved every minute of it.

[@meghanwilliams4295]

One thing about T.K....he's gonna tell the truth!🤣😏

[@ReneeEmpress]

It's way outta control. Facts

[@joseescobar8315]

bro that was great stand up! damn i gotta listen to more of this guy I was laughing hard

[@dixbowman3452]

She picked u up tonight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!

[@julitosnijders3623]

I needed some humor for the soul, but did not expect such a huge load of laughter come out. Bless yha

[@happydadeury]

One of The Most Underrated Comedians

[@user-ui6uu3zo6o]

Luv this video! ❤ He is telling the truth! 😅😂

[@ciarraleone2040]

This was hilarious!😂

[@user-dk1ke1ku7j]

LMAO! HE AIN'T LYIN!

[@Brick1930]

Man the audience couldn’t even deal with this comedy! Just to real!

[@EternalflameC.L.]

😂😂😂😂audience full of men

[@beardedelephant3023]

The nappy ball hair 😂😂😂😂

[@kevwiz369]

Wow. The grammar. The words.. wonderful. What an inspiration.

[@ThePltsweet]

Daaamn, not her locking the door 🤣🤣.

[@Rob0865]

"Who raised you?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jetcrews97]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[@johnathanhornesr]

Would love to see this whole set!

[@JimmyBonez215]

Even those these jokes are old they still hit 😂😂

[@briannarobinson1107]

This was gold. Every bum should be required to watch this

[@cs5315]

This was a good one. Classic TK! 🔥🔥

[@asiablackgrl6482]

WHO RAISED YOU 🥷🏿s!!!!! Facts 💯

[@troyevans469]

His mama

[@Oxygen257]

It’s refreshing to hear a comedian trash talk men for a huge change. It is always them mainly trashing women. The only other comedian I have ever heard trash talk the men was Katt. With all the comedians I have heard throughout the years, it was a pure shocker to hear him crack jokes about the faults of men and with it being the funniest thing ever.

[@reesejohnson2788]

Men get trash talked 99% of the time. It doesn’t affect you, bcuz you’re not the subject. Otherwise, you’re usually laughing at men…

[@Black_Soul_King]

Trash talking isn't doing anything but causing more in-fighting between black men and women. Comedians are no different from preachers...more talkers selling another message.

[@Falcon2609]

🤡

[@creathechiboi]

2:26 this just reminds of the MrChiCity video of the guy's fridge

[@shutupisaac4977]

Mr. Chi City Maaaaaaayne Classic KZbin 😎

[@BillytheKid213]

"Who raised ya" ahahahahah 🤣

[@SheIsFearfullyWonderfullyMade]

Period!! These modern men are ridiculous… I can’t. I honestly don’t have the energy anymore… been single since January 2018 and I love it over here🥰

[@AWholeVibe96]

THIS!! Talk about it sis. I’m single and abstinent and don’t miss one thing about being “tied down” 🤮

[@slongel]

Been single since Dec 2013. I just work and stay to myself. I lack the patience but see enough drama at the airport with employee's alone to not to want to deal with a relationship, diseases, insults, and w/e nonsense.

[@marcellusbarnes4752]

@@slongel You work at the airport so I get it. I dated a woman that worked the ticket counter and you could tell humanity drained all the joy from her, she didn't have not one laugh line on her face. Tragic

[@martelgrace1881]

T.K. always dropping the science!

[@BrittanyCaprice86]

When guys ask me why I’m single, I’m sending them this video! 😂😂😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♀️✨💕

[@BeautyMarkCoaching]

You are what we need on these “podcasts” spittin facts!!!!!!

[@LimboTheory]

I got called out with the car part. Thanks. Gotta level up

[@WomenWearBigUglySquarePantsNow]

For what?

[@miguelitos2446]

Bruh, left nooooooo crumbs!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@traytrid9367]

Bro my mattress on the floor😂😂😂😂😂

[@Vee316]

😂😂😂😂

[@reesejohnson2788]

Mine as well, but on top of the box spring. My bed frame was too tall, and right now it’s right where I need it. However, I think it does affect the longevity of the mattress being on the floor.

[@jaimebarba619]

lol step ya game up! 😅

[@JohnnyHattanJr]

😂 at least you're honest and didn't get offended

[@OO-be3jz]

😂Well, who raised you?

[@deandrewalker7793]

Og teaching y’all how to get played 😂😂 buying houses and cars

[@hallucinogen22]

“Who raaaised yuh?!” I love how he says that loll

[@msrefined1]

The no snacks got me. They’ll have no bedroom set, no curtains/blinds, no water, no snacks, no extra towels.

[@Theezaleez.]

I'm only guilty of the airplane window seat. 😂

[@BearingMySeoul]

Look, I gotta have an aisle seat so I can get up and pee without a conversation but everybody else can do what they want. 😆

[@newagain9964]

I’m not giving up my window seat. My girl/the girl can get her own window seat. Also…protector her from what? Crashing at 30k feet??

[@Falcon2609]

​@@newagain9964Thank you

[@daw7773]

@@newagain9964 Two bitches don’t get along……by the way fights break out on airplanes frequently these days.

[@jrocreeder8292]

They really be saying “I want a child bearing stay at home wife who splits bills 50/50 while also doing all the housework and baby work.” Like who raised you?

[@Sam-ht5xw]

Lmao!!! But a lot of women nowadays try to act like they're men. Miss Independent. So it goes both ways. I just seen a lady swing on a man yesterday at Walmart. All I could say was she really wants to knock u out bro. What I wanted to say was hit that bitch like she owe you money

[@ebonthomas7912]

They expect men to do everything but women don't have to make effort

[@FleurRebelle]

@@ebonthomas7912WHO RAISED YOU! You wanna rest n feminist? You wanna give birth and stay home tending to the home…😂😂😂you are wh he is talking bout…hers a tampon

[@bee1979]

@@ebonthomas7912women are the prizes, suck it up

[@gabriellehanks6850]

No, women expect men to be MEN so women can be comfortable in the feminine role. Now men want women to pay half or more of the bills and still do everything else in the home.. foh-

[@wouldntyouliketoknow7058]

Yo I haven’t seen him do comedy in years, he’s hilarious!

[@r.washington9146]

He makes me wish youtube had a love button

[@PS-hr9bv]

I LOVE TK Kirkland and the men of his era! He is over 60 years old. I am of his era, too. Men were MEN back then. Even the gay ones knew their place and did not dare disrespect a straight man.

[@melgood8]

I like him better than Corey Holcomb. TK is different!!! I love an old school man. Manners. Very attractive character

[@thecosmicblueautie]

Bro sound like Bootsy Collins: "who raised you, baby bubba?"

[@kaja-mi4435]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@CharlesSlater-mq2jz]

That was hilarious 😂 😃

[@jetcrews97]

But so truuuuu😂😂🤣😅😅

[@markathompson]

she told you to put your seatbelt on ...... that line got me ....i was on the floor, literally 🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂

[@Drewspaint]

Facts OG! 🔥

[@kristinaparker5597]

TK out here hollering THE TRUTH!!

[@alexelliott8346]

STRAIGHT FACTS!!!