I Dated A 72 Year Old Woman - Comedian TK Kirkland

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Chocolate Sundaes Comedy

Chocolate Sundaes Comedy

Күн бұрын

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@raymondharris6599
@raymondharris6599 2 жыл бұрын
DAMN!!! I didn't want the story to end... Also, I had no idea that TK was in his 60's... I hope that I look good when I'm in my 60's.
@GrChuks
@GrChuks 2 жыл бұрын
I had to leave the video to google his age once he said it lol
@maxtorque5329
@maxtorque5329 2 жыл бұрын
@@GrChuks lol same
@raymondharris6599
@raymondharris6599 2 жыл бұрын
@ndm3 well I already have that part taken care of. I don't smoke anything, including vaping. Nor do I participate in "Recreational narcotics. " and I don't drink alcohol. So yeah... I can say that I got that part covered to a tee..👍🏽
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that shocked me
@mr.washington1397
@mr.washington1397 2 жыл бұрын
@Zack Of All Trades Dam Straight
@BaebaeW
@BaebaeW 2 жыл бұрын
Senior citizens out here meeting at the park talking about cellular service then date and screw. I can’t believe this 🤣🤣🤣
@fpcooper95
@fpcooper95 2 жыл бұрын
I used to see it at the gym all the time!!!
@MyNOLADarling
@MyNOLADarling 2 жыл бұрын
I worked at a senior center & the kept having to replenish the big condom jar at rhe front counter.
@therealnadia
@therealnadia 2 жыл бұрын
@@MyNOLADarling they really be getting it in. Damn!
@EverythingIsMahogany
@EverythingIsMahogany 2 жыл бұрын
@@therealnadia I mean lol they was once young too? Why would it stop? Unless ya parts don’t work
@Strawberrycheesecake364
@Strawberrycheesecake364 2 жыл бұрын
lmao!!!!!
@ralphishere5756
@ralphishere5756 2 жыл бұрын
Man, he looks good for his age.
@Weimerica8841
@Weimerica8841 2 жыл бұрын
@@POPCORN_BRAWL lmao ok
@shearsovercomb
@shearsovercomb 2 жыл бұрын
That's what happens when you don't want be a fat ass while you're young or old.
@NomadNotMad
@NomadNotMad 2 жыл бұрын
I just had to google his age.. that n!66a look 40
@punkrockstar
@punkrockstar 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s crazy
@shearsovercomb
@shearsovercomb 2 жыл бұрын
@@huntergla81 oh he's not messing around!
@AR-ii3ly
@AR-ii3ly 2 жыл бұрын
This wasn’t stand up but an uncle talking about his sexual adventures. 🤣🤣🤣
@theylie3824
@theylie3824 2 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that literally what “stand-up” is?
@AR-ii3ly
@AR-ii3ly 2 жыл бұрын
@@theylie3824 there’s always has to be one. Jeez!
@Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu
@Zeuwamakanuwadiegwu 5 ай бұрын
😂
@MsBizzy888
@MsBizzy888 5 ай бұрын
Funny 😂😂😂😂😂 Unc adventures
@KevinP32270
@KevinP32270 4 ай бұрын
facts!
@sechabatheletsane9784
@sechabatheletsane9784 2 жыл бұрын
Damn! This dude 60??! I seriously gotta step my game up! He spitting facts about the socks and underwear too😂😂 no man who takes himself seriously will leave the house with holes in his socks.
@paulamitchell1653
@paulamitchell1653 6 ай бұрын
A well groomed male…👍🏽👍🏽🫶🏾🫶🏾🖤
@KevinP32270
@KevinP32270 4 ай бұрын
FACTS! lol
@ladyd8028
@ladyd8028 3 ай бұрын
The very average fella might think it doesn't matter. TK is here to tell you it does! 'Cause you will NOT call him "demanding," "bougie" or "bitch"! You will absorb the knowledge he's laying down and be all the better for it. He's your hip uncle; NOT your boy. 💡
@VehVeqro
@VehVeqro 2 жыл бұрын
bro every time he said “these young bitches don’t know nothing bout --“ I cried laughing 😂
@WaitAMinute1989
@WaitAMinute1989 2 жыл бұрын
2022, they still don't.
@zamazett1103
@zamazett1103 2 жыл бұрын
OMG me too!!
@bookofnamzays9477
@bookofnamzays9477 2 жыл бұрын
There's something about senior saying stuff about youngster like that makes me laugh
@candysalters7853
@candysalters7853 Жыл бұрын
Was this before COVID-19?
@unique4youllc.55
@unique4youllc.55 8 ай бұрын
Because its true.
@Angie_Onaleta
@Angie_Onaleta 2 жыл бұрын
I hope I'm as cole as Beatrice when I'm 72, she definitely deserves this round of applause 👏🏿 🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👌🏿🙌🏿
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 2 жыл бұрын
My buddy was like ain't no way she pulled a mug out her gown. I looked at him and just remembered my grandma used to do that shit. We always thought it was magic or something. Looking back I remember my grand dad being happy those same days lmao....ew
@Johnnie223
@Johnnie223 2 жыл бұрын
Cold
@outsidlookingconcerned
@outsidlookingconcerned 2 жыл бұрын
After hearing that story I'm looking for Beatrice ooh I work with a Beatrice I wonder if she like that and she is smooth man I'm going to have to check her out got me looking at older women damn player
@poppinc8145
@poppinc8145 Жыл бұрын
Stahp
@KL-xe5ec
@KL-xe5ec Жыл бұрын
Hopefully you're married 😂
@Iamj1ne
@Iamj1ne 2 жыл бұрын
Black don’t crack I woulda never guess he was in his 60s 🤯
@mrrah5388
@mrrah5388 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he was in his twenties opening up for NWA back in the 80's.
@KevinP32270
@KevinP32270 4 ай бұрын
black don't crack UNLESS you smoking crack lolol
@tawneengraves-oluwafemi6191
@tawneengraves-oluwafemi6191 3 ай бұрын
😮on what 🫢
@ladyd8028
@ladyd8028 3 ай бұрын
...Hence TK's inimitable catch-phrase: "WHO raised you?" This is how grown-past-50 folks speak. 💡
@nimewaka
@nimewaka 2 жыл бұрын
"These young niggas don't know nothing about..." 😂💥
@jaycesmith7899
@jaycesmith7899 2 жыл бұрын
As a 47 y.o., dudes look at me crazy when I say a cougar for me is in her 60's.
@dakotac180
@dakotac180 2 жыл бұрын
I'm dying 😂 and this uncle has aged like fine wine
@candicanejane1146
@candicanejane1146 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah stop the Uncle part, please. Can’t wait for Kyle and them to start calling y’all Uncle Tom AGAIN 🤦🏾‍♀️
@FloridaWeed
@FloridaWeed 2 жыл бұрын
@@candicanejane1146 all yo comments are straight up hate or toxicity.... You must be fun to hang around
@kennethenics
@kennethenics 2 жыл бұрын
Uncle? That's a paw paw
@tiffaniebrooks7250
@tiffaniebrooks7250 Жыл бұрын
​@@kennethenics and I want that Paw Paw😁😁😁😁
@amylynn2901
@amylynn2901 2 жыл бұрын
"Who raised you?" 😂😂😂😂
@HerculesFit
@HerculesFit 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@chrisu.6649
@chrisu.6649 2 жыл бұрын
TK if you're in these comments, I hope Beatrice is real, and I hope y'all are still chillin'.
@tawannasteele4534
@tawannasteele4534 2 жыл бұрын
Oooohkay.👏🏾😁😂
@sharesecombs2381
@sharesecombs2381 2 жыл бұрын
👍😊
@KevinP32270
@KevinP32270 4 ай бұрын
AGREED lol
@Darren_Martin
@Darren_Martin 3 ай бұрын
Beatrice DEAD, bruh! 😂🤣
@kishalashawn5542
@kishalashawn5542 7 күн бұрын
@@Darren_Martin😂😂😂
@SmootholdGuy
@SmootholdGuy 2 жыл бұрын
60+ years old. Wow, no wonder why he was always involved in something. He was damn near 20 when Hip-Hop was in it’s infancy.
@levelintent
@levelintent 2 жыл бұрын
you should go back and watch some of the old videos w/Ice Cube, Eazy E and Snoop and nem... he was in ALL of them!!! baby face barely recognizeable
@superultragiggachigga
@superultragiggachigga Жыл бұрын
@@levelintentI always thought he was just exaggerating, but he really was. Like he was everywhere. I guess that’s where the meme of him came from 😂😂
@midnightbluecitrus2687
@midnightbluecitrus2687 4 ай бұрын
What was he in? 🤔
@SmootholdGuy
@SmootholdGuy 4 ай бұрын
@@midnightbluecitrus2687 TK got stories about everybody. He's been around for a long while.
@cnote729
@cnote729 2 жыл бұрын
TK with them jokes....most underrated comedian
@venusspacey9685
@venusspacey9685 2 жыл бұрын
And he won't even really joking and funny wit it 🤣
@oldspresident
@oldspresident 2 жыл бұрын
And been involved with every other comics success 🙅🏾‍♂️🧢 men and women.. ask him, he on here somewhere 😂😂
@jeebuscrise4482
@jeebuscrise4482 2 жыл бұрын
He's not underrated. He just loves stand up. If he decided to do movies, he'd be on national radar like others that do movies. But he's one of the most successful club stand ups ever. He loves his lane and runs it.
@lionlight777
@lionlight777 2 жыл бұрын
@ 60 yrs old.. Who raised you!
@Kevo1993
@Kevo1993 2 жыл бұрын
@@lionlight777 word!!!!
@Str885
@Str885 2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious as hell. I kept saying WHET???!!!! As I was watching this. Not Old Spice and the sleep number bed????🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chiantil.motley3308
@chiantil.motley3308 2 жыл бұрын
The towel gestures when he say yeen know nun bout dat nigga 😂😂😂
@zamazett1103
@zamazett1103 2 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏 Beatrice is goals. Didn't want this story to end...😂😂😂
@dupreeaddison3395
@dupreeaddison3395 2 жыл бұрын
TK… that was hilarious from start to finish. Looking forward to the new special
@rdr2dgrv99
@rdr2dgrv99 2 жыл бұрын
I wanted to laugh and never did. Something about calling a 72 yr old lady a bitch, and whore, didn't go over well.
@selftalkwithsal4229
@selftalkwithsal4229 2 жыл бұрын
Black people age different 💯💪🏿
@Tee-kc3pn
@Tee-kc3pn 2 жыл бұрын
Every man can't due what TK does...he's in his 60s looking 40....
@malcomalexander6927
@malcomalexander6927 2 жыл бұрын
Such a captivating storyteller. Hilarious!!
@bighomieJ5X
@bighomieJ5X 2 жыл бұрын
TK never disappoints 💯👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂
@HerculesFit
@HerculesFit 8 ай бұрын
On God 😂
@SinCity11
@SinCity11 2 жыл бұрын
Killed it. Got me wanting to get myself a Beatrice too 😅
@rapgamecastro4028
@rapgamecastro4028 2 жыл бұрын
If his tank top loose around the neck he had it on a couple of days 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
@annettelyles975
@annettelyles975 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Darren_Martin
@Darren_Martin 3 ай бұрын
Facts! 🤣😂
@derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772
@derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772 2 жыл бұрын
He stating facts 💯and older women are a real one of a kind female 👏🏾💯
@ashyelbos
@ashyelbos 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you to Beatrice for being a real one. 😆 🤣 😂
@cycyj847
@cycyj847 2 жыл бұрын
His story-telling 😭😂🤣😭
@m4e692
@m4e692 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, i am dead!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️ “cuz we know we fuckin tonight, tomorrow ain’t promised!!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂☠️ I just can’t! Hollering!!!!
@MrRollinstoned
@MrRollinstoned 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you TK for the story laughing my ass off as I type this.
@MalikShaunte
@MalikShaunte 2 жыл бұрын
Ayo this nigga TK is in his 60s.... Salute that man..
@drehardin
@drehardin 6 ай бұрын
Damn ! TK is +60 Dude is looking good.
@p.d.f.4366
@p.d.f.4366 2 жыл бұрын
You make the world a better place T.K. Genius!
@bflossthegod5370
@bflossthegod5370 Жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated comedians ever💪🏾💯🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂
@booziebadazz1692
@booziebadazz1692 2 жыл бұрын
The one time he’s not in the comment section
@Real-cf1ps
@Real-cf1ps 2 жыл бұрын
Legend don't even look his age amazing
@trentjohnson3302
@trentjohnson3302 2 жыл бұрын
Abt 20 years later, this joke is still funny 🤣
@christopherayettey4390
@christopherayettey4390 2 жыл бұрын
20 years later?
@JEGHETTO
@JEGHETTO 2 жыл бұрын
Sneak dis.
@newagain9964
@newagain9964 Жыл бұрын
I’ve boned 60 yr old women. It’s hella nice. Before during and after, they really pamper a man.
@annettescroggins3905
@annettescroggins3905 4 ай бұрын
He is cold-blooded 😅. I can't stop laughing.
@justice1270
@justice1270 2 жыл бұрын
I Loved the storytelling TK!! You are a real OG!!! Straight pure and old school!! we need more of that today!! Respect My Brotha!! 💪🏾🙏🏾👽
@dr.kingsdream383
@dr.kingsdream383 2 жыл бұрын
If 50 cent was a comedian lol
@sisjones623
@sisjones623 2 жыл бұрын
He in his 60’s wow ! He looks good
@shaik4263
@shaik4263 Жыл бұрын
Funerals on zoom 😂😂😂😂
@LJ-focus
@LJ-focus 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He's a good Storyteller!
@Ferb720
@Ferb720 2 жыл бұрын
My first time seeing TK was in that old Cash Money movie, Baller Blockin. Didn't know he was a comedian back then.
@teddyructeddyruc8188
@teddyructeddyruc8188 2 жыл бұрын
This is the legendary guy that's always in the comment section for every video on KZbin 😳
@TORULEZ10
@TORULEZ10 2 жыл бұрын
Nice to see a frequent commenter putting themselves out there haha. Great set 👌🏾 Hilarious on-stage voice 😂
@thomasharris5151
@thomasharris5151 2 жыл бұрын
Beatrice😆😂🤣 HELL, I’m in love with her too!!!
@xxgordito163xx
@xxgordito163xx 2 жыл бұрын
Yea…. There’s no more Beatrices 😭😭😭
@2phonewick
@2phonewick 2 жыл бұрын
his story telling is phenomenal
@ReauxShai
@ReauxShai 2 жыл бұрын
We need more TK content. Always has me rolling 😂😂😂
@techmic2854
@techmic2854 7 ай бұрын
"Beatrice? are those muffins?" 😂😂😂
@PariahKamikaze
@PariahKamikaze 2 жыл бұрын
"Actually, Adam didn't take Eve's virginity. I did." -TK
@swirltvLive
@swirltvLive 2 жыл бұрын
TK is the G.O.A.T
@TTSSYF.
@TTSSYF. 2 жыл бұрын
It's funny but also kind of ironic that he started off talking about being a bachelor, then spent the majority of the set talking about what it would've been like to be a husband. 🤷‍♂️
@kirtywright1974
@kirtywright1974 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, he look’s fantastic🤞🏼💯‼️ I had to rewind ⏪ and see if I had heard him correctly, the first time round!!🫢🫣
@cycyj847
@cycyj847 2 жыл бұрын
Not phone provider! 🤣😂🤣🤣
@theodoreharris993
@theodoreharris993 5 ай бұрын
BROTHER KEEP YO GAME GOING SO I CAN STAY LAUGHING.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KingSimonPresents
@KingSimonPresents 2 жыл бұрын
TK is a King in this comedy game
@antjblige_4744
@antjblige_4744 11 күн бұрын
“She walking with the limp” 😂😂 this whole story is hilarious. So much game!!
@Kevo1993
@Kevo1993 2 жыл бұрын
Damn 60 yrs old!!! That’s what’s up TK!!!
@dogbombballet
@dogbombballet 2 ай бұрын
Mines 77 and so talented. LOL! You right about them morning muffins. LOL!
@nightnursegale5131
@nightnursegale5131 2 жыл бұрын
"9000 thread count" "Downy" "Mr. Kirkland" 🤭😂🤣
@ailuosi7241
@ailuosi7241 2 жыл бұрын
Good story teller. I see why so many people steal his material.
@northernsoutherngirl
@northernsoutherngirl 2 жыл бұрын
Ay yo! All that game TK was spitting to the men & women went right over some of their heads, I bet!🤣 LMAO at the fact that I've seen those Consumer Cellphone commercials & immediately knew what he was talking about!🤣He looks GOOD for being over 60!😉
@tiffathome
@tiffathome 2 жыл бұрын
TK is one of my all time faves! 😂
@jmatter7765
@jmatter7765 Жыл бұрын
“NIGGA, WHO RAIIIISED YEW!?!?”
@IsaiasMGPalafox
@IsaiasMGPalafox Жыл бұрын
TK needs a doc or a series based on his life. Bro got stories. 😂🗣️
@robertonunes1231
@robertonunes1231 2 жыл бұрын
This man an OG
@BuddyfolksJudah
@BuddyfolksJudah 2 жыл бұрын
I'm the one that told him to start messing with cougars 😂🤣
@juniorreed0692
@juniorreed0692 2 жыл бұрын
I see who Dave has been studying. Wow , this was amazing lol.
@beatsbykobra
@beatsbykobra Жыл бұрын
One of the best. Very underrated
@fatheranalyze5373
@fatheranalyze5373 2 жыл бұрын
TK is hilarious he got stories for days lol 😂
@diasporalogue
@diasporalogue Жыл бұрын
That’s standup right there😂😂
@tspell4340
@tspell4340 2 ай бұрын
I could listen to him all day tell a story or joke❤😂
@chilliwraslin2510
@chilliwraslin2510 2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic storytelling
@GQ-ik7tr
@GQ-ik7tr 2 жыл бұрын
My girl always wondering why im always buying new socks🤣🤣
@JanWynd
@JanWynd 2 ай бұрын
There was a whole lotta quoteablez in this bit. OG TK is a fool, sage, & prophet all at da same damn time!
@DarnellHorton-ze7yh
@DarnellHorton-ze7yh 2 ай бұрын
“The Sleep Number Mattress”!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@remywinans1575
@remywinans1575 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh you 65 years old that ain't that big of a age difference...this man always acts like he's still in his 30s
@lamontbarnett8221
@lamontbarnett8221 2 жыл бұрын
Man TK Kirkland look good being his 60s that's still mind blowing to me
@ShirahRobinson
@ShirahRobinson 5 ай бұрын
The 70's made an impression on me! Eye'm a 80's baby Valentine's Gift!
@King-walo
@King-walo 3 ай бұрын
If he’s in his 60s and look like this !!! That means his hygiene game is on point
@cbwavy
@cbwavy 2 жыл бұрын
We need more TK!
@Ferb720
@Ferb720 2 жыл бұрын
This is legendary 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@garciavashchino1
@garciavashchino1 2 жыл бұрын
When you 20 and you smash 30 its all gucci... so why wouldn't be when you 62 and she 71... seems like we still playing the same game, just diff numbers on the board.
@quinnlewis8827
@quinnlewis8827 2 ай бұрын
I met him at the airport in Vegas a few weeks ago. Bro is cool as hell.
@forgeaheadforgeahead9055
@forgeaheadforgeahead9055 4 ай бұрын
Respect to this man 60+
@jonesnicholos
@jonesnicholos 2 жыл бұрын
1:40 wow. this dude is a funny story teller
@spiritledpoetess394
@spiritledpoetess394 2 жыл бұрын
TK is off the chain!😅😂😅🤣
@Omarr1991
@Omarr1991 2 жыл бұрын
Never got so much Game from a joke . Thank you Tk !
@gogoscorner1111
@gogoscorner1111 2 жыл бұрын
I need more stories about you and Beatrice 😂😂😂
@TonyTarantula
@TonyTarantula 2 жыл бұрын
Dang, this story is wild!!! 😀
@funkymunky
@funkymunky 3 ай бұрын
60-something?! *dayums in kevin hart*
@TheJamesMalik
@TheJamesMalik 2 жыл бұрын
TK CERTIFIED!!!
@01cornflakes
@01cornflakes 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 the sleep number mattress
@czarbizzare5444
@czarbizzare5444 Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy you can tell he dead ass serious and it’s still funny. Classic🤣🤣🤣
@AudioGAWD
@AudioGAWD 2 жыл бұрын
Dude has been a meme so long via Vlad TV that I forgot he was actually a comedian.
@janayh2817
@janayh2817 2 жыл бұрын
Ain’t no way big dawg in his 60s.
@LunchWitLou
@LunchWitLou 8 ай бұрын
“We coming back with gifts FOR YOU!”😂😂😂😂
@beatrocka5
@beatrocka5 Ай бұрын
This dude is so fly!! T.K is so dope!!
@drv3973
@drv3973 Жыл бұрын
how have i only just now discovered TK?
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