So I missed this one at the cinema (lucky me), but I guess it's time to review another failed attempt to restart an old franchise. Join me as I explore the failure of Men in Black International.
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@insane_troll4 жыл бұрын
They should have had the original characters in it to humiliate them and kill them off. It worked so well in the Star Wars sequels.
@bryguysays29484 жыл бұрын
Yeah that pissed me off too. Nothing says to F*ck off to us older fans of the original 3 Star Wars like pissing on those older characters by killing them off as well.
@liammcguire19544 жыл бұрын
BryGuy Says Legends timeline and older characters: *Exists* Disney, Kathleen Kennedy, Rian Johnson, and JJ Abrams: so you have chosen death The thing that sucks about it is that they could’ve done the old character deaths better by having them go down fighting hard and have actual good character writing, creativity, and plot, tho that seems to be a foreign concept to Disney as of rn
@bigb53624 жыл бұрын
Lmao this reminded me of 21 jump street
@zulfirdauszain88104 жыл бұрын
Would be funny if they died like the rock and Samuel Jackson in the other guys
@davidcatlett40524 жыл бұрын
@@liammcguire1954 Yeah exactly. Use the sequel trilogy as a well done send off for the older characters (maybe not kill all of them in this trilogy) while building up the new characters in the background for future movies.
@JMUDoc4 жыл бұрын
"Little girl spends her whole life wanting to be a Man In Black. Then she is one. The End."
@kysike6664 жыл бұрын
I thought that was Michael Jackson
@Ting-ez7lc4 жыл бұрын
"Woman wants to be a Jedi, then she is. The end."
@TheJanissary904 жыл бұрын
Black want to be in her Then he does The end!
@orbitalpunch47114 жыл бұрын
Then I laughed so hard to the comments section The end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@matthewbowen58414 жыл бұрын
Correction - "Little girl spends 10 minutes of screen time wanting to be a Man in Black. Then she is. The end."
@Diresilence Жыл бұрын
Lets point out something. In the first Men in Black, Will Smith is able to join after... -He chased down an alien known for speed and dexterity. -Was not completely freaked out on the concept of aliens, or dismiss it when he was being interrogated by a weird agent or seeing an alien get its head blown off. -Was a capable police officer that inadvertantly knew of a criminal alien, and to let him slide because he could wrangle greater threats -Went to the interview, where he showed he had interesting ways to problem solve (Dragging the table to make it easier to write on the test), not just firing at aliens because they looked like a threat, firing on a perceived threat due to rather odd reasoning (Given the organization, this worked in his favor) -Getting a personal voucher from pretty much the top agent in MIB -Getting time to think if the job is worth it, basically flat out told "You'll never see your friends and family again... think on it" A solid chunk of the movie J is not a member, and has to work for it, only to end up as a junior role under a very senior mentor character during their investigation, where he makes quite a few mistakes during his first few days simply because he doesn't understand how things work in the MIB. By the end, through endurance, training, and self sacrifice (Bug kicked his ass around), he was a full agent, and had earned the position. This one? 15 minutes in "I want the job! I'm a loner and totally don't need friends or family! I also am shown to engage in criminal activity to get the job I want!" "You're hired!"
@kebokev75197 ай бұрын
Yes bc she's a strong feminine woman 😂😂
@deogratiusgitarda3 күн бұрын
@@kebokev7519 strong diverse female character 😉
@TheRealW.S.Foster3 жыл бұрын
Quick Note: At 2:25 precisely, you can see Tessa's character as a child reading "A Brief History of the Universe", a book that's over 420 pages long and is usually meant to be read by an audience at least twice or thrice her character's childhood age. In short - it's pretty God damn stupid and heavy handed to make us believe Tessa's character is so great because she is reading a college-level book, when in reality there are hardly any children who could or would want read it. But hey, she's a young black girl that needs no establishment to tell her what to do right?! Edit: Keep in mind, by the way, that in the 1st MIB film, J himself called out something like this in that shooting range during the MIB screening / possible recruit scene - in that why would a little girl be having those type of books, which are way too advanced for her as a child? In short, it's suspicious then and it's suspicious now.
@siddharthakvr51542 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that edit part was great! These idiots probably didn't even watch the older films. Just saw the main characters'appearances and copy pasted it
@ataricom2 жыл бұрын
That could be calling back to the girl with that quantum physics textbook in the original gun range scene, but if it was meant to be a homage then it's a shitty reference because Will Smith would have put one right in the center of her forehead
@SeraphsWitness Жыл бұрын
That's a great catch. Funny enough, Will Smith shot that girl. lol Seems like an overreaction frankly.
@SethbotStar11 күн бұрын
@@SeraphsWitness She's the only one who actually seemed dangerous at the time. An eight year old girl in a dark alley with monsters, reading a quantum physics book? She's about to start something.
Seriously, she obviously wanted no part in this dreck. And I don't blame her. This was a great big massive train wreck of a film, it was.
@muscleman34784 жыл бұрын
@@tackyman2011 True, but at least Bloom doesn't have perpetual smug bitch-face syndrome like this 'empowered' atrocity.
@aderemiporsche4 жыл бұрын
It is called the perpetual resting bitch face and Tessa Thompson somehow has made a Hollywood career from it.
@stupendous78484 жыл бұрын
Master Penguin someone obviously saw Thor: Ragnarok and said “Hey, i’ve got an idea. This....but it’s Men in Black”. Like for real, that’s probably exactly what they did.
@ABeardedDad4 жыл бұрын
Remember when Will Smith ran down an alien on foot for 15 blocks... and caught it, and still didn't get a free pass? Even after that he still had to do a job interview. Yeah me too.
@purpledragon19453 жыл бұрын
Working for your status: what’s that?
@VasanthSesh3 жыл бұрын
"The best of the best of the best... with honors." Still laughing at that so many years later.
@AshleyWilliamsN73 жыл бұрын
Not only that but Will Smith was a cop and had to compete with FBI, CIA, Spec Ops, etc. So he had training and showed incredible physical prowess. That was 1997. Female minority gets a job because she wants it and has vague hacker superpowers? Current year -1. How progressive!
@eacaraxe3 жыл бұрын
...was J actually competing with them for the job, or were they there to see how J reacted to peer pressure? Just a little hint as to how layered that scene was.
@andrewdevine39203 жыл бұрын
Remember MiB2? No, me neither.
@Krazzy882 жыл бұрын
Other characters: "You killed my parents, I'm here to kill you for justice." Tessa Thompson: "You brainwashed my parents. I wanna work for you."
@alexevier Жыл бұрын
seems about right
@hmcredfed183611 ай бұрын
just like real life^^
@Dowlphin9 ай бұрын
Mileage may vary on that one.
@worsethanhitlerpt.25397 ай бұрын
Walked into this movie waiting for another one to start, it was the most BORING AGONIZING 5 minutes of my life. Did the same with DUNE 2022 and I was amazed and couldnt wait to see the whole thing
@Dowlphin7 ай бұрын
@@worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Yeah, Villeneuve's take on Dune clarifies and reminds us what matters in screen entertainment; what makes all the difference. The base formula is not easy but extremely simple: Whatever compels the audience to keep watching is a success. (Well, within sane limits. "There is a pressure trigger under your seat cushion" would be cheating. 😅)
@JustAnArrogantAlien Жыл бұрын
2:24 Young Tessa Thompson is such a genius that she reads quantum physics books, just so that you know how absolutely brilliant she is. Remember when, in the first film, J _shot_ a little girl for reading books like that, because those books were way too advanced for her and she was definitely up to something? That scene was great. That MOVIE was great.
@codymoe4986 Жыл бұрын
He shot a cardboard silhouette of a little girl.. Bit of a difference...
@JustAnArrogantAlien Жыл бұрын
@@codymoe4986 The underlying logic is the same, though: what kind of girl her age reads Stephen Hawking? It's aberrant behavior, and in a world like _MIB_ where alien invaders can be hiding amongst humans, it can potentially get a girl like her in trouble. But now in this movie the logic has changed: a girl her age reading a book like that is intended to show how _smart_ she is, in the most unrealistic way.
@MrToonsy7 ай бұрын
@@codymoe4986It’s just a *LITTLE* difference!
@BodyByBenSLC3 жыл бұрын
Movies are so bad now. I actually started reading again.
@amannamedsquid3133 жыл бұрын
Yeah, me too. Haven't really watched any brand new TV shows or new movies in about 2 years.
@vyrenvygolo24293 жыл бұрын
@@amannamedsquid313 i didnt watch TV in the last 6 years.
@dermagnus84823 жыл бұрын
I started to buy DVDs from classics from the 70s, 80s and 90s.
@dermagnus84823 жыл бұрын
@@GLARebel Exactly, A dangerous trend.
@pretorious7003 жыл бұрын
Me too. Just finished the James Ellroy American Tabloid trilogy. Outstanding.
@kohisaaakohisaaa70954 жыл бұрын
One great reason to follow Critical Drinker: He watches all these trash movies and piss on them so I don't have to. His rants are far more entertaining than these movies anyway
@hedgehog1965uk4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@DragonRagovi4 жыл бұрын
He's destroying his sanity AND his liver over all of these terrible movies, just so we don't have to. He's such a sweet guy.
@ramonserna80894 жыл бұрын
And it allows us to debunk the argument - "but you haven't seen it, so you must be a hater to dislike something you didn't saw". Someone I trust saw it and it was trash as I suspected case closed.
@robertabrahamsen90764 жыл бұрын
You nailed it. I'm actually happy these (presumably) crappy movies exist because the Drinker's take on them is so entertaining. I disagree with him about Thor: Ragnarok, however. That one I did happen to see, and I'll never understand why anyone found it other than wretched. If the MIB reboot suffers by comparison, it must have been very bad indeed.
@shubhojitghosh694 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@nuki50513 жыл бұрын
Ghostbusters 2016 and MIB International - Chris Hemsworth really DOES know how to pick a franchises outside the Marvel Universe. In this pace he soon will be known as Chris Hemsworthless.
@GingerZombie29 Жыл бұрын
I can only think of Rush and Extraction.
@Alex-dk2ew Жыл бұрын
Add Thor Love & Thunder to wrap things up
@Ricardo-cl3vs Жыл бұрын
@@GingerZombie29 "In the Heart of the Sea" is also very watchable. Without the twist in the second half it could have been a masterpiece of classic proportions. Still an awesome movie and worth a watch.
@SeraphsWitness Жыл бұрын
I think he's the only spot of hope in those movies. lol
@bwtv147 Жыл бұрын
Movie stars have expenses to meet. They know stardom often has a short shelf life. When offered a paycheck they take it.
@seangannon6081 Жыл бұрын
I like how in the first movie MIB we’re only interested in “ the best of the best of the best sir!! with honors” and they were put though tests and we can assume they were all hand picked for their skills. All she did was show up and ask.
@skullkid9644 жыл бұрын
Remember when Will Smith had to actually train to earn his place in the MIB instead of being handed everything because of his gender and race?
@Nurgles_Rot_4 жыл бұрын
He was so far out of his depth. Hell Zed gave K the "is this really the best we can do" look. He had to prove himself and work at it.
@skullkid9644 жыл бұрын
@@Nurgles_Rot_ he was pretty clumbsy at the beggining. But K saw potential. He was actually a police officer before. Not a random chick that somehow hacked the Hubble telescope
@Nurgles_Rot_4 жыл бұрын
@@skullkid964 true. But he had to earn Ks respect and trust.
@journey95far494 жыл бұрын
Thats because woke shit was not trendy in the 90s-early 2000s
@kysike6664 жыл бұрын
That is The Blm/Antifa/Dems Way
@MetalThornTree3 жыл бұрын
"Hilarious!" - Empire "Amazing!" - The Star "It's Shit!" - The critical drinker
@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord2 жыл бұрын
And I know who's review i trust most.
@niktorrente66402 жыл бұрын
2/3 are garbage, 1 is a movie analyst
@TimoRutanen2 жыл бұрын
"I get paid to give great reviews" .. What a cushy job that must be.
@faridjoaquin90742 жыл бұрын
*Shait
@andypenman81411 ай бұрын
LOL, nailed it!
@snailthelostcow63 Жыл бұрын
What I'm impressed about the MiB trilogy is probably how Agent J is still treated as a rookie despite the increasing experience. You can see his growth but each sequel are him jumping to a bigger pond than he already mastered before.
@Evaunit983 жыл бұрын
Mib3 had such a good ending, it closed out the series with a conclusive and pretty nice ending, but that doesn’t matter to studio execs who want to make a quick buck
@morden2794 жыл бұрын
Middle aged white male authority figure was the villain - my shock has been imagined.
@Partylikeits-br7bb4 жыл бұрын
So is Darth Vader, Joker, Voldemort, Norman Bates, Hans Gruber, Keyser Soze.....
@mikespearwood39144 жыл бұрын
@@Partylikeits-br7bb lol, Norman Bates? He just oozes authority running around his crappy motel.
@jon47154 жыл бұрын
Party like its 1993 Keyser Soze an authority figure? What are you talking about. Such a misguided rebuttal.
@Partylikeits-br7bb4 жыл бұрын
@@jon4715 Dude's a crime lord. He has authority in his line of work. Its not misguided at all.
@Partylikeits-br7bb4 жыл бұрын
@@mikespearwood3914 The point was that there are many of white villains, but "anti" sjws think there's some agenda going on every time a white man is a villain.
@Irishcrossing3 жыл бұрын
8 years old and she saved an alien and reads up on the history of black holes. She is literally the cardboard cut out that J shot during the testing scene.
@danh58103 жыл бұрын
If only that happened in this movie...
@musiccer74463 жыл бұрын
The book ain’t about the „history“ of black holes. You should probably read it, it’s way more than that
@Chris-es3wf2 жыл бұрын
@@musiccer7446 is it also a history of how you got so up tight?
@OOPMAHS2 жыл бұрын
Just saw that little Tiffany scene minutes ago 😭😭
@CerebralTripz2 жыл бұрын
IM DYING LMAO! That is too true, now it has me thinking there might actually be some plot....nah.
@Tony-rn5fm3 жыл бұрын
at least will smith actually EARNED his suit and glasses......................!
@Shou_222 жыл бұрын
Yeah... And he actually worked hard to earn his bigger guns...
@Sylmarys24 Жыл бұрын
I just love how dedicated this man is to the all-mysterious Tatiana
@Ricardo-cl3vs Жыл бұрын
If you give her enough cash, absolutely nothing of her stays mysterious, believe me... 😜
@crozanegovult45263 жыл бұрын
Seeing that she was reading "A Brief History of Time" as a girl reminded me that a little girl with reading material well outside her age range was enough for Will to put a round between her eyes.
@roblindsay34223 жыл бұрын
Would have been nice if they did something with that; e.g. had it so that SHE was the mole all along but unaware of it, vindicating Chris Hemsworth's character and leading to an inverted confrontation in the third act
@DazraelArianos3 жыл бұрын
To be fair in the first movie the little girl reading well beyond her years was also totally calm in a dark alley surrounded by aliens. J targeted the only thing in the scenario that didn't belong.
@ben_13 жыл бұрын
@@roblindsay3422 Well yes, but she's a "diverse female character" and it's illegal for those to be villains.
@justahyena88693 жыл бұрын
That was one of the best parts of that movie, I saw it when I was a kid, read a bit above my level and it killed me lol.
@danmccarron03 жыл бұрын
LOL that's right good observation - he picked out the little girl with the physics books. 'Brief History of Time' isn't exactly high-level as far as scientific rigor goes in fairness. In the first movie those were ostensibly advanced physics books. then again while a middle school nerd could read "a brief history of time" it's still out of the range of a little girl barely older than a kindergartner. A plot twist going to waste!
@atila_santos3 жыл бұрын
This movie is pretty much a long list of check marks begging for approval: - Black woman feminist protagonist - Thor as the side kick - A woman in charge of MIB - Beautiful locations - A lot of CGI stuff - MCU level jokes - Plot twist for villain - A cute little creature
@crimsoncomet37563 жыл бұрын
I'm glad they didn't add gay or lesbian character just to make it diverse
@crimsoncomet37563 жыл бұрын
No not black wamen.... it's African American Wamen. And the title of this movie should be Men in African American Opsss Wamen in African American....ahhh!! what a beautiful movie title!
@MrMorrison2263 жыл бұрын
@pink girl well with how things are and most people don't know much she's pretty much black by default
@MarijnvdSterre3 жыл бұрын
@Mark P. I haven't seen the movie so not sure, but isn't that suppose to be O, who already was in charge in MIB3? Who had a thing with K.
@sonicdash96523 жыл бұрын
"MCU level jokes" No wonder why I gave up on MCU after Civil War.
@Eternaldarkness31663 жыл бұрын
For me, it's just about preserving the Universe these movies were based on. I wasn't too thrilled about the 2nd Independence Day movie, but at least it stayed true to the lore of the Universe it was building off of. This movie does everything to bury it, could have been cool if the daughter was Agent J's daughter before he became a Men in Black Agent and renounced everything. That would have been a cool series, her trying to live up to her father, finding out who her father is, and trying to track down her father. This is why movies like this don't do very well out of the Nostalgia factor, once the Nostalgia bug is lifted, the movie fails on every level.
@CollaborativeVODS3 жыл бұрын
The headshake at the noisey cricket feels like a middle finger to will Smith's character
@Amcor094 жыл бұрын
First film: Man - Hard working policeman who takes risks and uses unorthodox methods to achieve his goals. Gets job. This film: Woman - Turns up. Gets job.
@Ackalan3 жыл бұрын
I guess she took her parents advice on how to get a job. "Just walk in in a suit and hand over your resumé and ask if they are hiring."
@therebel43323 жыл бұрын
I've literally just said that in another comment lol. The fact he's fearless but flawed makes him a perfect foil for TLJ sidekick,, that was the good thing about old movies, they didn't portray these characters as super strong with no weakness, they had weakness and it was... human arrogance. Smiths character was brash, witty, fearless,, but a little hot headed, jumped in a little to fast without thinking it through, and his fearless nature got him in to hairy moment.. he was a flawed anti hero,, he had weaknesses but you cheered him on throughout the movie. How can we cheer on this character? she's flawless (portrayed as such), she's beyond intelligent, she's super fast reactionary super woman with no weakness whatsoever.... so why bother cheering for her? she doesn't need any help after all she's the finished article ffs. And that is the reason they just don't get it... Viewers don't want flawless.. they want someone anything but so they can get behind them,, the underdog versus the franchise.
@samblack53133 жыл бұрын
Equality of outcome, anyone??!? 😂
@laurocoman3 жыл бұрын
I mean, that's quite realistic, if Harvey Weinstein, Roman Polanki or half of Hollywood is running the place.
@rockspoon65283 жыл бұрын
It's so realistic it freaking hurts.
@ashkebora72624 жыл бұрын
So ... the arms dealer ... has lots of arms. Is Hollywood full of twelve year olds?
@hatework42824 жыл бұрын
That's just silly. They keep the 12 year olds on Epstein's island.
@reverbthevocal4214 жыл бұрын
It's not even as creative OR funny as an arms dealer being a guy selling ripped off arms.
@fahimalvi95214 жыл бұрын
@@hatework4282 damn it! Was about to comment something like that.
@fahimalvi95214 жыл бұрын
12 year olds? Nah. They hire kindergartners with milk and cookies for paychecks to write the scripts. Because all of the budget goes to making crappy direction and keeping the pockets full of the shill critics and BS marketing.
@Thane364254 жыл бұрын
And how is a human arm supposed to work without a shoulder? Maybe it could flop around some but it wouldn't be able to punch or do anything useful. Maybe if it had been on a tentacle or elephant trunk thing, but that wouldn't have been an arm.
@snodog002 жыл бұрын
Remember when movies had characters that were motivated by personal experience or trauma? Remember when movies could string a plot together that didn't rely on convenience, luck, or in-universe magic? Remember when movies had characters that actually had to struggle to achieve their goals? Remember when movies had villians with proper motivation and creative schemes to achieve their goals? Remember when movies didn't overly rely on mcguffins to motivate the plot? Remember when movies had reasons for characters to travel from place to place to place beyond "cause that's just where it is lol"? Remember when movies were good?
@edwinmartinez9215Ай бұрын
Pepperidge farms remembers
@wanderingsoul79352 жыл бұрын
What baffled me is how she went from working in a call center to expert in alien weaponry, at least Will Smith's character was believable, being a cop used to chasing down criminals. I got about 20 minutes in and had to turn it off, I didn't want to witness the butchery. Why can't these people create new stories? There seems to be a huge lack of creativity in Hollywood these days, they seem blissfully unaware and out of touch with the public.
@callumbutthole49834 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the Wild Wild West reboot starring Melissa McCarthy and Jodie Whittaker where the robo-spider transforms into a middle aged white banker
@osets21174 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@seanc95204 жыл бұрын
The way they eat their own,not surprised if someone out there will complain of whitewash.
@BigDaddy_MRI4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@SpecterVonBaren4 жыл бұрын
Dude... now I'm just depressed. You want us all to become Drinker's or something?
@SandraOrtmann19764 жыл бұрын
Ah no, don't give them ideas! That MIB thing might have been more interesting if the girl wanted to take some kind of revenge and had to face some real struggle...like having to roll with the system first or something and falling in love with Chris. But oh no, he is part of that system that she hates! Now what should she do...at least some kind of character development. And maybe not everything falls into her hands without any kind of attempt. She must be bad at SOMETHING, right? Like mediocre fighting skills, having thoughts about hurting other people...or something. Anyways, I won't waste my time on this as is.
@RevoltingPeasant1234 жыл бұрын
There’s a deliciously ironic twist within the feminist pursuit to expel a stereotype of women being single layered, helpless characters waiting to be rescued by men. All they accomplished was to create a new and equally uninteresting one. The shallow but flawless woman who exists only to upstage men.
@cooljim13764 жыл бұрын
They chase men around a table despite claiming they have no need for them.
@christopherthomas79804 жыл бұрын
The women in Ghostbusters are incredibly flawed. But they each brought a unique strength to the team that combined made them stronger
@Ergeniz4 жыл бұрын
@@christopherthomas7980 Not at all. None of them really fulfilled a concrete niche and were just all over the place.
@chickenboy1764 жыл бұрын
Andoc I know, kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2eUeoNrZbiVias
@kingovharts4 жыл бұрын
If they wasn't so hell bent on pushing these political agendas they would see once upon a time that they had written stories with strong female leads who were flawed interesting and layered. You didn't need to be slapped in the face and constantly reminded that it was a female being the hero of the story because you were focused on just that.......the story. Everything else fell into place. But the sell outs in Hollyweird serve their dark overlord masters.
@Boshek20197 ай бұрын
Liam Neeson being the mole is THE most obvious plot twist I’ve seen in a movie
@mentallyillfinger Жыл бұрын
Man, MiB wasn't just about aliens and flashy visuals, it was about Jay and Kay's relationship with one another. That was the glue keeping that series together. I loved MiB3 and even liked MiB2 but even I knew it had to end there. When I saw this "sequel" I was frankly disgusted
@Aethgeir3 жыл бұрын
She's such a typical female lead. She's a genius who's also perfect and talented at everything. She gets everything handed to her, and never has to struggle, because she's just so amazing. Blegh!
@noless3 жыл бұрын
a Mary Sue
@lucyfyrearchoftwilight92823 жыл бұрын
Well, they got the "handed everything to her" part right. Even generally unattractive women have it far easier in life than most men.
@joeydrewstudios3213 жыл бұрын
She got the Rey treatment
@1mchartmann3 жыл бұрын
@@noless reality it should be called a Mary Shit lol.
@greebj3 жыл бұрын
This is the black woman that every woke angry black woman wants to be. Given everything they think they deserve, gets to pay out and be the final judge of everyone without comeuppance and they get to save the world because duh nobody but a black woman is capable of doing it guuurrrrrrllllllll
@CuppaTeaExe4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is: ever since I went to watch this movie, I forgot I watched it until I was reminded that the movie existed.
@RFSA1804 жыл бұрын
Mega lolz.
@Cassius17064 жыл бұрын
Lol, I feel you. I can’t even remember if I’ve watched it or not. I have a feeling that I did but I don’t remember anything about it
@patanu4 жыл бұрын
Its like the movie mind wiped you after you saw it.
@danielbjorklund23624 жыл бұрын
Well thx for reminding me not to watch it....again.
@Skewrz4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know this was a movie until this video showed up lol. Thought it was only 3 movies. I think I will keep pretending there is only 3.
@RandomAwesomeDude Жыл бұрын
One of the best moments of the original MIB was that we SAW Will Smith have to go through multiple tests of intellect and skill, showing how he is unique in his own style. But f*ck it, Valkyre can just get accepted because she wanted to If I went to NASA and was like "I think space is cool, hire me" they'd piss laughing and kick my ass out
@daltonkay41422 жыл бұрын
The test was the coolest part of the first MIB. Especially the shooting range scene.
@shipmcgee4524 жыл бұрын
Hemsworth plays the same character in the recent Ghostbusters. The "dumb hunk" sidekick that feminists fantasize about dominating.
@L75hatesshuffle4 жыл бұрын
I don't know Hemsworth is like Henry cavill... He's too charming to be mad at him for taking a mediocre role...
@kysike6664 жыл бұрын
Idk why Chris has no balls at all and let them step all over him for money..
@cooljim13764 жыл бұрын
@@kysike666 Obviously his priorities are set more on putting food on the table than whatever it is the film is doing. To be honest, I can't really hold it against him for having that kind of mentality.
@axelord4ever4 жыл бұрын
Anyone walking into the acting business HAS to be aware that they won't be able to pick all their roles, and that they will absolutely do characters that run contrary to their own personality and trait, and character that they'll come to despise. Heck, playing against one's own type is a mark of talent, and not that many actors can pull it off. Can't fault him for taking on the role. I mean, wouldn't you have jumped on the idea of playing a prominent character in a MiB movie? Prior to 2019, I sure would have.
@07foxmulder4 жыл бұрын
LennyHatesEAP I don’t know, I didn’t find his role in Ghostbusters mediocre. He was one of the only good things about the movie.
@dennisvo88424 жыл бұрын
Rey: I'm the greatest Mary Sue in the galaxy Molly: hold my privilege
@viscountrainbows64524 жыл бұрын
Batwhamen: All male roles will be absolute perfection... when they fit a woman. *falls through a hole* Molly: 🖕🏿
@StsFiveOneLima4 жыл бұрын
But does she have 'privilege'? I mean....she's not 'white', since if (apparently) you are part black you classify as 'black' instead of 'white'.....
@voteDC4 жыл бұрын
@@StsFiveOneLima I believe the privilege line is in response to the current trend of having every female main character be hyper competent and near flawless, despite never doing anything to earn that.
@SPTX.4 жыл бұрын
@@StsFiveOneLima Are white actually privileged though? They don't get all the gibmedats. Is working to pay for other's welfare a privilege? Is being denied the pension funded by your work money a privilege? Is being denied a position because someone with the right skin color (which is never white, or yellow for that matter) applied at the same time as you a privilege?
@b.chaline43943 жыл бұрын
Mulan 2020 : hold my Qi
@Ladykyra101 Жыл бұрын
I remember this movie. I went to the restroom halfway thru and after coming back I literally didn't miss anything. 🤦🏾♀️ As one reactor called this movie, "Cinematic Beige." It does nothing. 🙄
@Raxacoricofallapatorius3 жыл бұрын
What I gathered from the personalities of Molly and Henry while watching the movie: *Molly* Literally has no falws and is immediately good at everything with no development, her character is one of the best examples of a Mary Sue I can think of. ( (2:25) She's reading a complex Stephen Hawking novel at the age of like 5 for christ's sake). *Henry* Although he's supposed to act as a mentor of sorts in the movie, Chris Hemsworth pretty much reprises his role as Kevin from Ghostbusters 2016 acting as a cocky comic relief, although they at least tried to lower his stupidity a wee bit for this film. Most of the jokes in the movie were made at the expense of H to further drill it into the audience's brain that it's funny how dumb he is. It's honestly annoying how little character development any of the characters have, especially Molly who (as Critical Drinker mentions) literally joins the MIB and has no other goals or aspirations for the rest of the movie. Basically, please don't waste your time watching this movie. Trust me, watching the originals would be a much better use of your time.
@cjwharton13 жыл бұрын
my 10yo son - after watching the first three MIB movies all the way through - wanted to watch this, and then 20min in decided he wanted to rewatch Dredd instead. makes a father proud :')
@weswolever74773 жыл бұрын
Give that kid a cigar and a whisky
@derekhofstetler39983 жыл бұрын
@@weswolever7477 Might wanna slow down with them there cocktails.
@Fleetches3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah, you get a thousand dad points. Now get the kiddo some ice cream.
@yourfatboy53593 жыл бұрын
Aww so wholesome
@lyrehartbone10843 жыл бұрын
What a great kid!
@SilverAxe133 жыл бұрын
MiB3 was such a satisfying conclusion to this franchise. But of course, OF COURSE, they couldn’t just let it go. Of course.
@RenegadeVile3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that movie was surprisingly good. Much better than trilogy enders made over 10 years after the fact.
@thevlaka3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@TF2Fan1013 жыл бұрын
Renegade Vile Bad Boys For Life would like to have a word with you.
@ferinca76553 жыл бұрын
Just sit back n watch people fall into a never ending put of failure with a chuckle and a whiskey. No need to give such a fuck.
@Roman-eq7ed3 жыл бұрын
Agree. Except for the one plot hole that bugged me. Allusion to him meeting the young kid before his recruitment, because in the first film, he was recruited SOLELY based on his athletic aptitude, and surpassed his competition based on his intellectual aptitude.
@samanthablack79903 жыл бұрын
I have fond memories of this movie, not because of the movie itself but because of the bomb ass convo about anime girls I had on discord after
@poiuyt975 Жыл бұрын
I really appreciate that Drinker is capable of entertaining me for almost 15 minutes, while talking about a movie that I didn't even know existed. :-)
@zackreynolds213 жыл бұрын
In a movie with an infinite universe of possible species, they STILL managed to make the villain...a white man
@randomdude1893 жыл бұрын
And the protagonist a woman of color albeit very light skinned lol
@maskedstickman75113 жыл бұрын
To be honest that also happened in the other movies A white and a black agents fight against an alien that looks like a white human
@samblack53133 жыл бұрын
TheSurfinBird 69 What skin was he wearing......... I’ll wait.
@lowhp_comic3 жыл бұрын
@@maskedstickman7511 but they weren't directed with an agenda in mind, and they weren't directed like shit and it made sense
@rockspoon65283 жыл бұрын
I get your point, but this is an alien in a costume. That it chose a white male to be its disguise should, actually, imply that white males are the least likely to be villains.
@texanplayer76513 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about the fact she scored a 95% on the first week in Alien Languages? In 5 years I still can't reach a 50% in Spanish and I'm supposed to believe she could learn and speak fluently at least 2 or more alien languages with no roots to any existing languages in our Planet within only 1 week? And then I'm expected to identify myself in her and clap?
@mortuitissedai20853 жыл бұрын
More believable to be fair-some people to have an extraordinary language affinity: and due to the ambiguity of 'alien languages,' I think it's acceptable. Could be wrong.
@stevenscott21363 жыл бұрын
It might just mean "she got a 95 on this week's exam". I got all A's in Spanish, too, but that doesn't mean the UN would hire me as a translator. Of course, we know this is already more thought than the film crew put into it.
@Slav4o9113 жыл бұрын
Spanish is not a challenge, try Japanese. But it seems nothing is a struggle when you're Mary Sue... everything just... works.
@BlueFlagAlpha3 жыл бұрын
@@Slav4o911 or Germany
@leonardoresende32323 жыл бұрын
@@mortuitissedai2085 still , you could have the best affinity to be a violin player but you cant even play after 1 week , it is downright impossible in any circumstances to be able to be fluent in a new language on one week no matter how talented you are.
@hollowwoods71302 жыл бұрын
It's sad what they did with the plot. The title alone made me so excited. It has an excellent concept. Like, a threat so big they have to reach out to different branches around the world? Yeah pretty damn cool.
@rosmundsen3 жыл бұрын
I liked the first MIB, not so much the others. I will probably never see MIB International.
@Caboose8164 жыл бұрын
"You're here, because you're the best of the best. Army Rangers, Navy SEALS, NYPD, FBI, and... You. What have you done? Stumbled on a crash site? My God, you're prefect. Go put on a suit. The rest of you, let's administer this eye test."
@Sousabird3 жыл бұрын
@Raw Engineer those other candidates were all tested and in competition with each other. Not just handed the job. Also, Zed implies that they disdain the candidates government experience, telling the failures that they're, "everything we expected from years of government training" or something to that effect, so her experience with those agencies isn't worth much, if anything.
@RogueFox70504 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is I could actually see Hemsworth’s character being a decent MIB agent in a movie with much better writing and him as the protagonist.
@chicostephenson4 жыл бұрын
this could have worked if someone bothered to write a script.
@jothecocopop4 жыл бұрын
Me too. Like Drinker said, the movie easily could've had his and Tessa's roles switched around. But, y'know, he isn't "dIvErSe eNuF" or some other bullshit.
@elonmusket56764 жыл бұрын
@@chicostephenson wasn't there like a script writer for each actor or something like that
@brooklyngal63344 жыл бұрын
@@jothecocopop Exactly. I guess they didn't realize that would've been a win for their "muh diversity." Tessa's character would've been the boss over the straight, white man and showing him the ropes, leading him on the wild adventures around the world.
@DarkRipper1174 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't they continue the formula of giving proper send off to legacy characters like they did before, like Tommy Lee and Will Smith, then this new guy standing for/with Will Smith's character as a trainee....it's not that difficult.
@Klaisak Жыл бұрын
Love how she is SOOO good with weapons, yet still has her finger on the trigger in every scene she is shown with a weapon....
@turdle2767 Жыл бұрын
i genuinely appreciate the fact that you are showing cam footage with foreign subs. It's really an expression of it's own and truly genius
@crossbones1164 жыл бұрын
Chris Hemsworth seems like a cool bloke, and has a nice variety of the characters he's played. Conversely it feels like Tessa Thompson plays *the same* character in literally everything.
@EndOfSmallSanctuary974 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Australian I’d love to have a beer with him and just hang out. Meanwhile I’d want to stay as far away from Tessa Thompson as possible. I feel like we just wouldn’t get along.
@caseytatum58374 жыл бұрын
Remember when in the thick middle of the corona virus craze,every other celeb(god i hate that word) went crazy cause of the lack of attention? Meanwhile mr.Hemsworth: nah im good,i actually like this cause i get to spend some time at home in australia with my family and friends Yea that says a lot,hes basically just not part of the whole pedowood circle and seems to be just a genuine good guy with actual values
@fastenedcarrot95704 жыл бұрын
And that character is an insufferable twat.
@ep39894 жыл бұрын
She was very different in Annihilation tbh.
@williamschlass45984 жыл бұрын
@Alabama Man Extraction?
@paoloverdini83744 жыл бұрын
So basically the movie ends with Tessa achieving her goal after 30 minutes, and then there are approximately 90 minutes of flashy credits scenes?
@bunnieskitties2934 жыл бұрын
Might not have been a bad plot to have the entire movie being an outsiders attempt to get into the Men in Black.
@Dreadjaws4 жыл бұрын
15 minutes, not 30.
@osets21174 жыл бұрын
@@bunnieskitties293 that is a far more interesting concept than what this movie face us
@Rocket51504 жыл бұрын
Literally 12:32 minutes into the movie she's da best whamen agent evar! Non-binary earthlings in dark dress.
@WelshWidgetMan2O1O4 жыл бұрын
Basically.
@joeschmoe36652 жыл бұрын
Just rewatched men in black from 1997 and it was a pretty fun action movie, never got why they turned it into a franchise though
@dgeez123z2 жыл бұрын
I'll find you on Twitter too but your content is awesome and I appreciate it mate. Always on point to be honest
@chucksenhowzen97404 жыл бұрын
I feel the most bad for Chris Hemsworth. Such a talented actor, why Hollywood hates him to the point of being a dumb Ghostbusters secretary, an incompetent MIB, or even a fat God, we’ll never know...
@RogueFox70504 жыл бұрын
Hollywood must have a passive-aggressive hate boner for the guy, that’s the only way I can see why they keep doing this to him.
@MirandaSinistra4 жыл бұрын
He's a box office draw, audiences love him but they hate him. So they'll use him to bring people in but still give him shit material to stick it to the Patriarchy.
@sebicmiel42214 жыл бұрын
But then he played a badass mercenary in Extraction :)
@nicosmind34 жыл бұрын
Hes blonde, Swedish, and a male. So that at least 3 reasons for Holywood to hate him over, and probably demand evey day that he apologises for his imaginary privilege
@truestory29904 жыл бұрын
He's a good looking Anglo male. That image must be constantly deconstructed, undermined and ridiculed.
@Mrman093 жыл бұрын
there is no MIB without will smith and Tommy lee should never have been redone
@mattboy23133 жыл бұрын
It's like Pirates of the Caribbean without Johnny Depp. 😐 😐 😐 Too soon?
@pixiedust66303 жыл бұрын
@@mattboy2313 Too soon 😥
@ianallen7383 жыл бұрын
@Roman Francis part two sucked so much ass that part three fell into the black hole it left behind in its wake
@jonsturgill88682 жыл бұрын
Most sequels and ALL prequels should never been created.
@alqaeda70402 жыл бұрын
Will Smith is actually really smart, he never accept to a role in a remake movie, Independence Day and Men In black
@jcohasset232 жыл бұрын
I agree with a comment I saw on another channel that a better thing for the movie would have been having Molly immune to the neuralizer for some reason (maybe she's part alien or something even though it's cliche), she grows up with everyone thinking she's crazy for believing in aliens, and when she finds the MIB they want her to stick around to find out why she's immune and during that time she ends up proving herself as Agent material. Sure it's not original but it's smarter and could make the characters more interesting than they were in this.
@warlockceo1549 Жыл бұрын
What I didn't get about Molly was that she was done with all her training in the same kind of montage as Will Smith's, as well as getting registered. I honestly thought, at first, that the whole movie was done over the course of two days because I blinked and missed her "training".
@GuiiBrazil3 жыл бұрын
Just another tragic franchise. Started as a masterpiece, ended as a pop song.
@ninab.45403 жыл бұрын
I'd say Charlie's Angels, but Bad Boys meets that criteria better
@big_lolo_013 жыл бұрын
@@ninab.4540 I thought that Bad Boys for Life was good. But hey to each their own.
@hardylopez29233 жыл бұрын
M8 bad boys is goat
@bridgenorton5373 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece? MiB was fun no doubt but not exactly a stroke of perfect cinematic genius
@BlueFlagAlpha3 жыл бұрын
Fast and Furious
@radspencer81874 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for Liam Neeson. He is like an Irish Sean Bean at this point. In most movies he is in, he either dies or goes evil..
@arthurcooper4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but at least in Batman Begins, the older mentor turned bad guy thing was done well
@zulfirdauszain88104 жыл бұрын
Guess his bills needed to be paid
@99baji994 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced "Seen Bean" if you were unsure.
@barefootwalk17984 жыл бұрын
If I were Hollywood, I'd cast a guy with his charisma in a role with lasting emotional impact on the protagonist too. Especially if that protagonist is cast for physical appearance or one of the other, ehm, diverse reasons possible, instead of acting ability or fit for the role.
@kolbywilliams62884 жыл бұрын
Neeson is nowhere near as good as Sean Bean, though. He’s decent, but to be honest, it’s mostly just his voice that people want from him.
@frodrickfronkenstien5823 жыл бұрын
I personal think the era of film is done. I think this is what we are going to get from now on for the most part which makes me sad.
@Kaosxca3 жыл бұрын
Hey least we have anime
@frodrickfronkenstien5823 жыл бұрын
@@Kaosxca if that's your fuckin bag sure.
@abcdefg54727 ай бұрын
just watched this on Netflix (after the MiB Trilogy) and I just sort of knew that I would find a video about it being shit on this channel, and look what we've got here. Absolutely spot on.
@dislecsyk9914 жыл бұрын
For all the talk of MIB being simple entertainment, that exchange between them where Kay says "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals" has always stuck with me as one of the most insightful things a film has ever said.
@ChrisPeteG4 жыл бұрын
100% I reference that line more often than I ever imagined I would.
@MegaCrocosaurus924 жыл бұрын
The first Men In Black is a perfect blockbuster! Does everything it should without feeling like you're left hanging at any time. Quick wit, fast pace, lovable characters, fun visuals. A gold standard to live up to!
@drewg42614 жыл бұрын
I repeat that quote often.
@whiterabbit754 жыл бұрын
It certainly explains why Disney Star Wars made so much dosh.
@kamilkisiel65982 жыл бұрын
This is reference to Le Bon's book "Psychology of the Masses"...
@derlich094 жыл бұрын
"Don't ask questions. Just consume product, then get excited for next product." - Jay Bauman
@koreyjeffers69634 жыл бұрын
"You may not have notice...but your brain did"
@Ramsey276one4 жыл бұрын
I Refuse
@lucyfyrearchoftwilight92823 жыл бұрын
"genuinely made me question why I do this stuff... oh yeah, drinking money" hahahahaha. love it.
@tonyp.59855 ай бұрын
Having a Lexus be the "new hotness" in this movie is akin to the South Park episode where Satan has to settle for an Acura cake because Bundy, Gacy, and Dahmer ruined the Ferrari one! XD
@robertwilliams25204 жыл бұрын
The more I see of Tessa Thompson, the more I wish I'd seen less.
@Adrian-fe8js4 жыл бұрын
Yep, she was the main reason I couldn’t wait to never see this movie
@alloxxxsaurus4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@katemaloney42964 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only person who thought that.
@MP-lc7vy4 жыл бұрын
Honestly it's nothing wrong with her acting. It's just the characters she is type cast as. She was ok in Creed and Sorry to bother You for a supporting role, but she needs to pick something that is atleast somewhat original besides these throwaway sequels that nobody will remember.
@dragonknightleader14 жыл бұрын
She's like every other actor of her generation; they're better models than personalities. You go back to earlier movies and those actors had charismatic actors with enormous personalities from Arnold to John Wayne. Then movie buffs bring up someone like Tessa Thompson or Ryan Gosling and I sit there thinking, "these actors aren't so great." That's why Hollywood is trying to drain what charisma is left out of their elder actors like RDJ or Phoenix or Arnold and even that's not working if the movie itself sucks.
@chrisjohnson10494 жыл бұрын
“I’ll be fixing your wagon soon enough.” That is the quote of the week.
@lawrencet834 жыл бұрын
The drinker has some of the best one liners with that drunken Scottish accent! 4:48
@igodreamer70964 жыл бұрын
love it
@HNedel4 жыл бұрын
yeah, can't wait for that one!
@SeraphsWitness Жыл бұрын
I like that you compared it to the original and why it fails to match the writing quality. That helps to understand the contrast of characters>
@Midfk3 жыл бұрын
When the alien bodyguard recognized the main chick i nearly pissed myself laughing
@fgjfjdfghjsfghjsfj3 жыл бұрын
She's a woman, of course she is qualified, like in all movies these days. Got to get them gender quotas and representation. Saying she isn't would be saying all women "of color" are unqualified. God forbid they have a flaw...and a character arch. How would anyone identify with the character if they didn't share gender and skin color.. I dunno.. maybe character?
@biggiebaby35413 жыл бұрын
Be careful, that kind of talk will get a city burnt down...
@fattiger69573 жыл бұрын
Hollywood seems to forget that Will Smith and Eddie Murphy were once two of the biggest stars in the world and, in their best movies, they were never shown to be perfect.
@Liverpool-1892.3 жыл бұрын
@@fattiger6957 exactly had nothing to do with their colour, obviously they commented on their skin as comedy but also they were genuinely amazing actors
@trequor3 жыл бұрын
Why was representation so much better in the 80s? Remember how cool it was to see Sarah Connor develop from a damsel in distress to a badass warrior? Remember seeing Ripley go from lone survivor to heroic defender? Man, those were good times
@fgjfjdfghjsfghjsfj3 жыл бұрын
@@trequor because these days they seem to focus on pushing ideology down your throat first, everything else second. Story/characters are just the tools, not the product
@AlexLasson274 жыл бұрын
This is without a doubt the most aggressively mediocre movie I’ve ever seen. Not only does it stay in its own lane, but it also goes 10 miles under the speed limit. I wish I could neuralize myself so I could forget I ever watched it.
@billlumbergh92514 жыл бұрын
Lol than you would watch it again lol sounds awful
@axelhopfinger5334 жыл бұрын
I wish i had a time machine so i could go back to the 1930s and prevent this whole godawful, soul crushing timeline from ever coming to pass.
@LyaksandraB4 жыл бұрын
I remember when Moana came out, I kind of hated most of it. It was the most cookie cutter, bland, checklist filling Disney movie ever. I watched it again last week, and after all the other garbage from every front I've been subjected to, I found it quite entertaining. I think the media will slowly erode us until we find fun in trash they can churn at the snap of their fingers.
@RevoltingPeasant1234 жыл бұрын
More like 10 miles per hour above stationary.
@user-wj7bu9zv7i4 жыл бұрын
no need to neuralize, i forgot it by the time credits rolled
@ethanholgate2512 Жыл бұрын
9:08 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your yawn had me dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@manipanko98772 жыл бұрын
Dude the way you explain shit in your videos are perfect! You're awesome bro!!! Love your videos so accurate! Keep up the good work 🦾
@TheKrensada3 жыл бұрын
The best part? when she retires, she is wiped of her memory of the existence of the MIB. so she will have lived her whole life not ever knowing that she ever was a member of the MIB.
@TheKrensada3 жыл бұрын
@Roman Francis all real possibilities. Mib has the worst retirement plan.
@Numenorean13 жыл бұрын
@@TheKrensada Better than democrats.
@TheKrensada3 жыл бұрын
@@Numenorean1 Zing!
@epicghandi61413 жыл бұрын
@@Numenorean1 damn libtards, am i right? wanting basic services like medical treatment, workrights and justice without belonging to a rich minority.
@floricel_1123 жыл бұрын
No man, since she was good and fantastic at her job and didn't need to prove herself since J did and go through the tests, she'll get special treatment and be allowed to retain her memories as part of MiB after retiring and until the day she dies
@paulwick83073 жыл бұрын
What an acting powerhouse! Even when Tessa isn’t killing it as an emotionless plank of wood....she can still, somehow summon the raw emotions of a completely separate plank of wood. Don’t underestimate diverse female character 1!
@weswolever74773 жыл бұрын
The poster girl for erectile disfunction acceptance
@lorddrayvon14262 жыл бұрын
Is one a good actor if they are amazing at playing the self insert shit 2010's protagonist? Like, you're a horrible actor but you're amazing at playing this very wooden role?
@yevgeniyaleshchenko8492 жыл бұрын
Tessa is actually a great actress. This movie is crap sure but she isn't. Just watch Westworld and Annihilation for starters.
@kman98842 жыл бұрын
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 She wasn’t good in Westworld, though.
@lizzydevoy97782 жыл бұрын
😂
@kaladan1890 Жыл бұрын
i forgot this masterpiece existed until you reminded me....
@ci7210 Жыл бұрын
Man after Men In Black 3 wanted to see a Men In Black 0 with Josh Brolin as Young K.
@williamwallace37804 жыл бұрын
Would like to see a Tessa Thompson biopic that details her signing a contract with the devil to become famous and forgetting to ask for talent.
@MASTEROFEVIL4 жыл бұрын
Ha
@sarasunshinemt44443 жыл бұрын
That would be 99% of Hollywood's "talent" right there.
@ReginLeif3 жыл бұрын
Never even heard of her. What's she been on?
@itsamematt96183 жыл бұрын
@Regni Leif shes been on, coke, ecstasy, Heroin and. OH you mean movies Ha yeah um she was that Valkyrie chick from Thor 3 and Nothing else.
@SirCaustic04 жыл бұрын
Molly has grown up into Tessa Thompson, the most cruel fate that could ever befall a little vulnerable girl.
@raghu56573 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@caiusmadison29963 жыл бұрын
Its Tessa Thompson; Cuties Sympathizer. Get it straight!
@UltimateThanos Жыл бұрын
I’d say becoming a Hollywood actress is a much worse fate.
@jeremyusreevu237 Жыл бұрын
At least she didn't grow up into Amy Schumer.
@trolleriffic Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyusreevu237 Or Brie Larson. Nobody deserves that fate
@Nick-up5wv3 жыл бұрын
Oh wow 👏 A great character indeed. She must have "INSPIRED" NRS to do the same thing with Frost... until she became a robot to suddenly help Kronika because... the script needed it to happen. Don't worry NRS. It'll be fine. 😉 Great video as always Drinker 🍺🍻🍺🍻👍
@storm0fnova3 жыл бұрын
the kind of Mary sue stuff is relatable to young women because through no effort of their own, they are desired by many. but of course that won't last
@VulturePilot4 жыл бұрын
“Aren’t you glad you lived long enough to watch all your favorite franchises burn to the ground?”
@freezysyahz4 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOO
@thubtumbing44 жыл бұрын
"Feels great, Rich"...
@Eternaldarkness31663 жыл бұрын
What is left really? lol.
@androidemulator69522 жыл бұрын
"Some people just want to watch the world burn.." Dont know who said it, but seemed to fit.. :)
@julius-stark4 жыл бұрын
The answer to all your questions about Molly boils down to her being a strong independent woman of color which negates the need for training, vetting, or character building.
@RanMouri824 жыл бұрын
The irony being that she's a walking stereotype. Yay progress.
@jeremytitus95194 жыл бұрын
It's fucking irritating. My little sister's about the same colour as Tessa. Looks kinda like her. She's busted her ass for everything she's got, and the world keeps busting her back down for it, but she keeps on slugging. She doesn't need role models who are perfect and get everything handed to them. She needs role models who fight and struggle and overcome.
@beyondedgeverse11394 жыл бұрын
@@jeremytitus9519 Yeah, but that's not the plan. This dumb, entitled attitude actually undermines the idea that you have to work for things, which is how the world is. There aren't many really positive role-models in media at all and you know that, that's why you're on KZbin, watching real people create content instead of watching that shit.
@inquisition3173 Жыл бұрын
I died with the hardcut to Trainspotting "ITS SHITE BEIN SCOTTISH" xD
@Rugelacharugula2 жыл бұрын
When I asked my 7-year-old (who loves the original) if he wanted to see this, he said "Why is 'international' a big deal when you hunt aliens from other galaxies!?" Phew. My kid is not a Republican.
@lbaker36020013 жыл бұрын
The way I got this position is; I'm, Entitled, Privileged, and a Woman. How did you get your position?
@jimthompson89473 жыл бұрын
I kissed her ugly cheek.
@petricaleksa3 жыл бұрын
you could have just said "im a woman" and it would mean the same
@andrewstafford1233 жыл бұрын
You forgot a person of color
@adamkalb13 жыл бұрын
Privileged how? There is white privilege, and male privilege, so what other privilege could Tessa possibly have?
@petricaleksa3 жыл бұрын
@@adamkalb1 male privilege ahahaha this guy
@ahsanjaved833 жыл бұрын
At least Will Smith was a cop before he was recruited
@louisduarte87632 жыл бұрын
"N-Y-P-D means I will Nock Yo Punk-ass Down!"
@SciHeartJourney Жыл бұрын
I love this channel. 👍😂 What's a McGuffin? I'm the answer is hilarious from the way he said it. 🤣
@rorygillmore65557 ай бұрын
Im so glad that I'm finally not even hearing about these movies from anywhere other than the horrible reviews... No Will Smith, no Tommy Lee Jones. Why even bother? So tired of being disappointed by Hollywood.
@Gallowaves4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if they had tweaked the plot slightly and had one of her parents die at the beginning of the movie because of an altercation between an alien and the Men in Black. Then she sees them erase her other parent’s memory to cover up the death and she spends her life trying to find this secret organization to prove she wasn’t crazy all along. Years later she sees a report about a ufo and it leads her to encounter the Chris’s character and his partner. She assists them in killing the alien but it results in Chris’s partner dying in the process. Impressed by her skill, Chris takes her back to the Men in Black headquarters to be trained. She struggles at first, but ends up finishing at the top of her class. She’s about to get assigned a partner and it turns out Chris has been waiting on her to finish and personally requested her to be his new partner. They go on work on a case that Chris had been following with his old partner that just so happens to be connected to the events that unfolded in Tessa’s childhood that resulted in the death of her parent. Tessa’s memories from the day her parent died provide new evidence in this dead end case and they both go on to solve it and find closure. I came up with this story in like 5 minutes and it’s already a significantly better plot.
@jacobbenns60904 жыл бұрын
Dang broski, id watch that, solid plot
@jeremytitus95194 жыл бұрын
A more intimate plot without world-threatening stakes. I dig it, bub.
@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler4 жыл бұрын
Whassup, fellow Filmento sub.
@johngrepo99764 жыл бұрын
Be careful, someone in a black suit is coming over with a flashy thing and boom- all over
@Sorain14 жыл бұрын
Hell, I like that better then my thoughts on the topic and I took twice as long to write em out.
@CP-fz4sr3 жыл бұрын
The part that bothered me is the simplicity and easiness of her becoming a Man in Black. Nothing to it, no training, no worthiness of the job, she just fell right in. Meanwhile, the original movie, the man HAS to prove himself, and over and over to become something. And they wonder why these types of movies dont make it. WOW...
@5217tuber3 ай бұрын
“Just consume the product. Forget about it, and move on.” Truer words regarding modern media may never have been spoken.
@turkN9NE Жыл бұрын
your videos are absolute gold
@Lobsterwithinternet4 жыл бұрын
Diversity Hire: The Movie.
@whiterabbit754 жыл бұрын
Oh, you mean the Disney Star Wars trilogy?
@Lobsterwithinternet4 жыл бұрын
@@whiterabbit75 No, that’s Self-Insert Fanfiction: The Movie. Totally different films.
@emiliomanueldepedro96504 жыл бұрын
Even if you change Tessa Thompson for a male, caucasian and heterosexual guy, the film would've still be bad recieved.
@keyan12194 жыл бұрын
A Real Lobster With An Internet Connection is it me or is she supposed to be like super intelligent cuz she’s reading A brief history of time I dunno it just seems like “guys we have super smart black women pliz watch”
@fattiger69573 жыл бұрын
@@keyan1219 Yeah, I noticed that too. Remember when Will Smith's character was a relatable everyman? Now, we have a super perfect, genius as a 6 year old, does no wrong, better than everyone 'Woman of Colour'. Yeah, way better than stupid things like being able to empathize with a character as you see them grow.
@Kekoapono4 жыл бұрын
The mole is almost always the person who says there’s a mole. Writers, just STOP ALREADY!
@Kiido113 жыл бұрын
@Főfasírozó MOLÉ MOLÉ MOLÉ MOLÉ MOLÉ
@ThrottleKitty3 жыл бұрын
I can not for the life of me remember the name of the show, but I remember a reality show where they told the contestants there was a traitor in their midst. Each of the contestants had weird personas and nicknames, for context. (IDK why) One of the team was a sketchy masked guy with the nickname "rotiart" .... Guess who was the traitor.
@walterkoziol38223 жыл бұрын
So damn true. That's like any body of water. If there's a fight bear one you know damn well someone is gonna get wet. This has been going on for fifty plus years.
@SleightlyPersonal3 жыл бұрын
My favorite mole was in Ozzy and Drix.
@michaelregis10153 жыл бұрын
@@Kiido11 "SHAT UP!"
@MiniLemmy7 ай бұрын
This movie is legitimately the only movie that I have found it physically impossible to watch without falling asleep - it’s that boring! You’re right, I get the feeling it was meant to capitalise on the onscreen chemistry of Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thomson in Thor Ragnorok, only that chemistry didn’t come across in this movie
@liammcnulty1987 Жыл бұрын
How is Tessa getting all these large roles? The "all women are queens" line was awful.