Men Should NEVER Wear Skinny Jeans. K-von

Men should never wear skinny jeans, it ruins their manliness, at least according to K-von. Watch "Designer Muscles" by K-von only at www.drybarcomedy.com/k

[@mkm6458]

Once I bought a pair of cargo pants, when I got home, I found $44.00 stuffed into the pockets. Someone had bought them, worn them to the club, then returned them back to the store. Probably had no idea they'd forgotten the money in the pockets. I kept the cargo pants and the money.

[@kvoncomedy]

daannngggg haha. lucky

[@jjryan1352]

Awesome find!

[@oldsoul8429]

Kept the cargo pants and the money 😂 Legend

[@StrongnBeautiful]

How you know they were from the club?

[@evahabic3025]

I'm happy 4 U.Cargo pants rule!

[@BayouMaccabee]

"No way...it looks yucky to me too." LMAO

[@Ruby-yd3er]

It is funny because that is actually me! Also, I love Skinny jeans LOOLLL!

[@adsvert3909]

😂 😂 😂

[@beliasphyre3497]

I am all about equality. That's why I learned to sew. Now I make my own cargo pants. When she asks for me to hold her lip gloss I pull out a pair of cargo pants from my own cargo pants and tell her to carry it herself.

[@Raybets]

Hahahhah. Cargoception.

[@b.b.8955]

Ray K lol good one!

[@b.b.8955]

Haha 😆!

[@beyb7824]

🤣🤣🤣

[@almamataboy4567]

Good one! I hope he reads this, and adds it to his material lol

[@evahabic3025]

I love this guy! I almost died when he said, that men used to be an extension to women's purses. I literally went back in time and saw me and the "lip gloss thing". I miss those days.

[@kvoncomedy]

yesss..... no more clubbing once the skinny jeans popped up

[@loucipher7782]

im still wearing cargo and still is an extension to my women's purse we are so useful while wearing cargo and thank god my country totally reject these skinny pant nonsense i see them barely selling out and always on big discounts till some silly brands that emphasize on skinny pants eventually move out from my country lol well they can take their trash and sell them somewhere else

[@gramplolo7530]

The real tragedy is that women's clothing doesn't have functional cargo pants at all, and we can't really wear men's cause they built like a tube.

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Facts. Thats why i havent bought a female pair since the 90s... Used to be diff. Lol

[@kvoncomedy]

yeaaaa!

[@meat-hook]

I call my wife 'Tiny Pockets'. 16 years of potting all of her stuff in one pocket of my jeans and all of mine in the other. She has pants where the pocket is just a patch that looks like a pocket. Wtf is that?

[@bjornegan6421]

look into 5.11 women's clothing

[@melosidhe779]

Yeah. I haven't had a pair of good cargo pants since I hit puberty. Tried a woman's pair once. They wouldn't stay up if i tried putting anything in the pockets so they were worthless. My mom used to buy me all boys clothes when I was little because they were made out of better materials. Women really get screwed on clothing. More expensive and worse quality

[@ashwescott9706]

This guy seems kinda like a manlier version of Ned from the Try Guys

[@sophiamolina5424]

Oh my god he totally does!!!

[@missanonymus585]

And Dean from SPN.

[@somegirlanna]

Yess!! Although i love Ned more..))

[@kvoncomedy]

i'm bigger!!!

[@smileyzeyneb336]

exactly

[@user-zs1jd6bs2e]

The purse thing is spot on. I'll wear cargo pants myself just to get out of wearing a purse. Lol

[@kvoncomedy]

haha ... careful. someone may cut the bottoms out of your pockets :)

[@honeybeeproductions5263]

Me too. I have a deep abhorrence towards purses and I have no clue why. But I will do almost anything to avoid carrying one.

[@user-zs1jd6bs2e]

@@kvoncomedy good thing I know how to sew lol

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

I use a bookbag/mini bookbag most times. I dislike purses on a massove level. Always get in the way,always struggle to find things.. Not enough or to much space... Lots and lots of issues..plus.... Who wants to carry a bag for forever in eternity? Idkw i feel like a bookbag/minibookbag isnt the same...but it isnt to me. Lol

[@fiyinfoluwajesutimi]

Your right mean should not wear skinny jeans 😂 I was somewhat forced to wear skinny jeans ...

[@LLagi]

"You wanted equal rights. This is what it looks like" 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

LoL

[@Davonunique]

😂😂😂 that is hilarious

[@randaljr.8581]

the pockets thing is so true! i am constantly carrying things for female friends

[@aliago6945]

yep, cause our pockets in aaany jeans are too tiny even for keys, and men's are still huge in any pants anyway, so equal rights, huh? :)

[@st0ryt3ll3r8]

@@aliago6945 it's a simple fix: find what your size is in men's pants, then buy those pants. You get bigger pockets, and they're probably cheaper too.

[@kvoncomedy]

cut the bottoms out. then you don't have to. FREEDOM

[@markp8295]

It's only fair. It's in the hope that in a few year's, they'll carry something for you.... Or at least one of them might.

[@loucipher7782]

real men have deep pockets to support their women

[@jjryan1352]

It's true many places only offer "slim fit" even for regular pants. Brings back the old Rodney Dangerfield line, "You got any Men's clothes for men?"

[@shady4546]

I have used that line and gotten a serious answer, and that's how I get pants that don't choke the sack

[@yogurLAPIZ]

found in the back of my wardrobe old pant when I was 15. Was so comfortable. When 36 size was 36 and not 34. Also the pockets where pockets and not fake pockets.

[@annebodee]

I buy jeans for my husband and son and it drives me crazy how so many of them are slim fit. Honestly, I'm not seeing a lot of skinny men out there! My husband and son just wear regular size jeans. Aggravating when there's shelves full of slim fit jeans that obviously nobody's buying!

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

@@yogurLAPIZ that shoots drives me insane! Why make something that LOOKS like a pocket?!?!?! Just put a pocket there for heavens sake!!!!🤦🤷😓

[@meat-hook]

I order 14 pairs of carpenter jeans whenever the current batch gets tattered. Every three or four years. I have shirts from 1996 that are still in good shape. My wife on the other hand...

[@makatron]

The thing is, if you do heavy squats and get thicc thighs then all jeans becomes a skinny jeans. Can either fit my waist or thighs, can't do both! 😅

[@inseanity911]

I feel you man

[@kvoncomedy]

i'm trying. but they won't let me in CURVES right now

[@jjryan1352]

The other question is, how to women get off the rack jeans to skin-tight form fit their bodies?

[@julierobinson5180]

JJ Ryan, SPANDEX!!

[@ItsDaJax]

My thighs are pretty buff, but a pair of Dickies or Tripps are still loose as intended.

[@Sakana_Ren]

And, with skinny jeans, you have be careful about making quick moves. They rip in the most embarrassing places. *welps*

[@kvoncomedy]

I know that first hand

[@amalabissac]

mine ripped right at the butt crack on a public bus 😂 used a shopping bag full of supplies all the way back home

[@BigJFindAWay]

Lisbeth Eleanor Then the ones you wore were lousy quality. Probably made in China. Good quality men's skinny jeans are flexible and stretchy and don't do that.

[@StansAuto83]

Yep!!!!

[@lizdestefano4905]

I hate skinny jeans I hate very tight clothing I feel like I can't breath

[@areiex_siera4333]

"Equal rights" he said 😂😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

hahaa... EQUALITY IN MY PANTS!

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

@@kvoncomedy LMAO. That comment made me squirt water from my nose. Note to self: dont drink water while reading comedy comments! 😆😂😂😂😂

[@RLaraMoore]

LoL!!! "You wanted Equal Rights ...this is what that looks like!" 😂

[@hilenijoseph8496]

It looks yucky to me too 😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

icky icky

[@albufersaludos4250]

So don't wear them then (:

[@AmazighAmazon]

the youtube algorithm isfinally doing its intended work

[@kvoncomedy]

yea. I was about to give up on it

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Lol. Look up the song rasputin. Its hilarious...and the comments made me laugh too. Its a music vid,but made me laugh like nobodys biz. It was recommended by youtube....and then this vid... I think its finally learning my sense of humor.😂

[@istvanszabo3229]

We need more laughter these days just to chase away the gloomy 2020...

[@yazajag]

The water in the cargo pants pocket, spot on! 😄💧👖📦

[@drshrimppuertorico8894]

I wore cargo pants back in the day not as a fashion statement but to carry around my cds and CD player 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

yes. and a VCR too

[@katiealcazar2343]

Okay that “hm” joke actually got a laugh from me thanks I was so not in the mood Now I’m okay 👌

[@thiagodeaguiar560]

I miss cargo pants and I wasn’t even alive during that time.

[@kvoncomedy]

they were amazinnggggg

[@melissaermantrout8038]

The H&M comment was the best lol. And the make decisions all the way up comment, I cracked up and then thought why isn't anyone laughing lol, they finally caught up though. 🤣🤣

[@allisonberkner9401]

His skits so perfect and amazing timing. So great. Great confidence too

[@h.u.9154]

I am having a marathon of your shows. You deserve more recognition man

[@mariazamarripa8274]

Oh I love him for this comedy, he was on it.

[@elianaboer7593]

Yessss! Equal rights baby!!! Lmao

[@poorang900]

Keivon your comedy act has grown. Even though i enjoyed the ones about persians a lot i like these new ones too. Well done.

[@kvoncomedy]

tank you!!!

[@SarahLizDoan]

Absolutely hilarious! He’s funny and approachable, nice work!

[@alexandersvideopicks8735]

Let's hear it for cargo shorts, Dads!

[@karinaweber5759]

K-von you’re the best!

[@liljane543]

How about one leg - cargo pants, other leg - skinny jeans? Let's call it Cargini or Carginny. Sounds like a luxury Italian brand :)

[@kvoncomedy]

hahaha. wow. you are good. I like that one!

[@kvoncomedy]

Carginas!

[@Hyavobi]

@@kvoncomedy Jeanargo sounds pretty cool too

[@liljane543]

@@kvoncomedy Watch out Versace! 😜

[@Shelleybean3315]

With all of the weird Jeans "styles" that have come out in the past few years from high-end designers...this one sounds relatively sane, lol! I like the name, "Carginnys!" You should ® it, STAT! Also, if you have a pair of each...you seriously need to make a pair of Carginnys and throw them out to the world, via InstaG, Twitter, etc! 👍

[@thecreativekids3381]

Sees title. Yes. But even worse... Short shorts. You know who you are

[@thecreativekids3381]

No, seriously. It's a problem.

[@kvoncomedy]

haha! short shorts are what is under the skinny jeans LOL

[@ItsDaJax]

Shorts above the knee, are a nope from me.

[@ashiksaief9753]

But I love my short shorts and skinny jeans

[@thecreativekids3381]

@@kvoncomedy 😂

[@albar.3038]

2:34 I lost it right there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hasnathka9191]

This guy has some real quality contents

[@chrisgeorgallis7746]

Men in Skinny jeans.. NO ! I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR PACKAGE COMING TOWARDS ME.

[@kvoncomedy]

i'm sorryyyyyyy... I should have warned ya. COMING THROUGH

[@Billups7Iniesta8C7]

This man killed it!

[@suzanneyorkville]

looking forward to upload of his full set

[@Kadranos]

Or there's the husbandly role reversal. "Honey, will you put this in your purse? I'm in my jeans today..."

[@Salsaholic1978]

This is so so funny, I’m a nineties kid and never wore them but yes they were all around back then. And I agree wholeheartedly that men should never wear skinnies unless their name is Steven Tyler or Mick Jagger.

[@aymiraydinli5655]

i didnt know Ned from 'Try Guys' did stand up, good for him

[@kvoncomedy]

haha.... i'm his cousin the Zip Your Fly Guy!

[@HeroHunterPrime]

Sent this to all 3 of my boys who wear skinny jeans, I tried to tell them

[@kvoncomedy]

hahaa. send them my way when I tour again!

[@lianereading6707]

A pretty good comedian I've watched his full special and some of his other work that wouldn't be considered "clean" comedy. It's always nice to find genuinely funny comedy good job K-von keep up the good material.👍

[@kvoncomedy]

i'm one of the few that can go cleaner than the cleanest or dirtier than the filthiest scum bag you have ever seen (...according to my gramma) LoL

[@naisaShip]

"That's why it's called H&M. When you put them on you go hmmm." broooo😂

[@tinam6923]

I love this guyy

[@bobbielute4946]

Love it!

[@drewtlau]

More of this guy please

[@kvoncomedy]

yessss please!

[@B0o0o0o0o0o]

Cargo pants: I have more pockets. Skinny jeans: I have more style. JNCOs: I am the alpha and the omega!!

[@afraidcomet]

are you guys gonna release the full kvon special? he's really funny

[@MrsGreen_Apple]

NAILED IT!😂🤣🙃 Amazing ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@reallovespassion]

GOLD! Hes AMAZING

[@lucyneerings4030]

" I have so many pocket. I don't even know what to do with them" All girls in the world: 🥺 why can we have this?

[@ksi8276]

He is awsomeee

[@drprincessfinallygetshercr4937]

K-von - always funny.

[@kvoncomedy]

you rock!!!!

[@mooncat429]

I hate skinny jeans i miss cargo pants q.q

[@Historylover-ho6lg]

Proud to say, I still wear cargo pants!

[@corycarpenter3485]

@@Historylover-ho6lg old head

[@7ajhubbell]

Thank you.

[@devgowri]

Wow...I liked it...U r true...

[@remoorekable]

Loved it!! He won me over with the “you wanted equal rights”. Fan for life now.

[@rachels.9992]

OMG! Skinny jeans are absolutely not a good look for guys!!! Ummm no, 🤦🏽‍♀️ is my thought 💭 every time I see them on a guy...seriously nope 👎🏻

[@kvoncomedy]

ok. I took them off. hope you like now! LOL

[@UnbeltedSundew]

Oh come on, on a hefty guy they are quite amusing.

[@sleepinghermit7778]

I miss my cargo pants, can't find them anymore. I used to always carry a book in one of my pockets, and I LOVED it.

[@suzannebest4681]

Duluth Trading Co has them.

[@blackscreenconversations]

That H&M line 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@333anders6]

it was very good. excellent punchline

[@angelarbab0091]

Kvon is hilarious 😂

[@tearsangelz]

oh mann tears coming outl

[@joshuazachariah]

What’s going down the left, and what’s going down the right - couldn’t be more true 😂

[@ebubejamesoriehi2921]

"You wanted equal right, this is what it looks like"😄

[@karlkratzer4928]

i think this guy is great hit it hard homeboy

[@pumpiron1657]

Had a good laugh 😂 funny guy !

[@hinchman101]

He is so right about men's skinny jeans☻🤷🏿‍♂️🤣☻🤷🏿‍♂️🤣✌🏿

[@georgiamarlassi4246]

Great

[@e.c7642]

Kvon says what I've been thinking 4 years

[@ryotaarai3816]

The only valid reason for men to wear skinny jeans is if their legs grew so fat (or buff) that the loose jeans became fitted and they can't afford new jeans.

[@kvoncomedy]

i've been doing corona squats! -and can't afford new clothes plus JC Penney is closed LOL

[@ryotaarai3816]

@@kvoncomedy I thought you only worked out on the designer muscles on your upper body! Your buff legs are spared from my judgment then. Haha. I honestly love your stuff though! Really funny. Keep em coming mate! :)

[@ItsDaJax]

That's when you look for vintage JNCOs.

[@StrongnBeautiful]

Agreed. I like big legs.

[@333anders6]

@@ItsDaJax jncos were priceless items back then. who do u think can afford them now?

[@ebubejamesoriehi2921]

I remember putting on one of those as a child. Multi purpose trousers 😄

[@hernanda11]

One of the woman laughing soooo funny hahahahahaha every single scene 😂😂😂

[@lesgrossman6332]

I’m the only one out of my friends that wear cargo pants, they laugh until they realize that I’m the one who’s more agile, comfy and has pockets.

[@ComplicatedCupcake]

So funny! K-von!!

[@kvoncomedy]

:) tank u

[@maryj7423]

Rofl this is so hysterical and clever!!!

[@bookaholichan1357]

I like that H&M feminine turn. Hilarious. 😄 Hehehe! I like cargo pants too! They are not out of fashion, you just need to find one that fits well. I love to wear cargo when I travel. Really functional. Now I opt for slim fit pants or jeans. They are much better than skinny jeans. Plus I can't fit into skinny because l have a thick derrière. So skinny jeans is a big no no. 🙅‍♂️Hehehe! 😅

[@kvoncomedy]

Hmmmmmmm.... LoL Tanx for the comment

[@bookaholichan1357]

@@kvoncomedy Why the hmmmm??? Too much information for ya?! Hehehe! Tanx for commenting on my comment. 😊

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Looooooolllll! I guess my hubby and i have the opposite relationship... Im the extension to HIS holding device.😂 Hes always like "hey babe,can u put this in ur purse?".... Im like...no. Even though my purse is actually a bookbag.😂😂😂😂😂 I got enough in there to stay good for 3 days if i get stranded somewhere! I aint tryin to add to that. Lol.

[@adrienneweis]

G-d bless you. I have been trying to explain to my 22 year old son why skinny jeans are emasculating.

[@Mr.Autodelete]

Yup

[@gooberfries6692]

Non Stop Hilarious!!!! 😆

[@TheSeta012]

Unexpectedly funny

[@franciscocepeda8416]

It was a different pair of pants for any occasion depending on where you were going in order to hold everything you needed.

[@kvoncomedy]

yessss. indoor outdoor and mixed use pants

[@Boogy816]

Yep I like this dude already

[@kvoncomedy]

haha. SHOUTOUT to the Black & Blue

[@Panamarebel]

Equal rights 😂😂😂

[@sarahgoodman8456]

Those hips don't lie!😂

[@deniseabrams7212]

Hilarious and cute😀😀😀

[@kvoncomedy]

well hi there

[@nancymcgee4776]

There's not a man alive, that looks good in skinny jeans 🤭!

[@patrickmcmullin9522]

Yea!(Skinny jeans,slim fit!Garbage jeans?)

[@bantamdude]

I wear cargo pants OVER my skinny jeans when it’s cold out.

[@kvoncomedy]

LoL

[@chinline1289]

Yes officer, this comment right here

[@b.b.8955]

Loved the nineties, I’m a girl and also dressed that way, like a girl Nirvana Band member 😂. Good times, good music and awesome snacks in the 90’s. Miss it sometimes! I still keep in touch with the HS school bandmates and band teacher over twenty-five years later!

[@kvoncomedy]

what school?

[@b.b.8955]

Mount Tahoma HS: original mile.

[@lizdestefano4905]

I miss the 90s I was a kid, but the 90ss better music, tv shows, movies, and Clothed! I miss the cargo pants and zip off shorts pants! Also I miss the outfits my mom will buy it was a whole outfit at Walmart for 12 bucks shirt pants and jacket and they where nice and comfortable

[@MysticDonBlair]

I wear Liberty 🇺🇸 brand overalls because I hate skinny jeans 👖

[@kvoncomedy]

that's a true Funk Daddy outfit! And happy Memorial Day

[@trimcoversit3971]

Carhartts all day every day.

[@newbee509]

@@trimcoversit3971 Forever.......

[@333anders6]

@@trimcoversit3971 whole wardrobe.

[@michaeldunn5616]

Uploaded 5 seconds ago and already a like.....sounds legit

[@st0ryt3ll3r8]

They probably saw the full special on the app. If you download the dry bar app it's free and so are the full specials.

[@modernrebel2575]

Made me laugh!

[@festushaggen2563]

All my years growing up, skinny jeans were for women and I appreciated it. When men started wearing them and started using loofas and body washes, I knew something was wrong. It’s time for a return to brazen and unapologetic masculinity. Make Men Great Again. 👍🏻

[@Awen_newA]

What else of a comment to expect with a nickname like that 🥴

[@festushaggen2563]

Shine Bright If manliness is scary for you, get to your safe space and curl up with a pillow. 😆

[@kvoncomedy]

the old days!

[@jerrybrooks870]

@@festushaggen2563 , I agree with both of your comments.

[@ItsDaJax]

I'd rather have body wash, than a bar of soap, otherwise agree to a point.

[@nfgatorgal]

So funny and handsome 😍 Rockin those skinny jeans too, might I add. Lol

[@kvoncomedy]

thank youuuuuu

[@robertschwartz4810]

Skinny jeans + skinny legs = stick figure. By the way, they also flatten the butt.

[@kvoncomedy]

they were trying to flatten the curve!

[@ashiksaief9753]

Skinny jeans + muscle legs & thighs =you're getting a good show😁

[@StrongnBeautiful]

Heey K! 😘 I like em funny!

[@kvoncomedy]

tank youuuu

[@againstthetimes]

I'm a girl, and I still like cargo pants! I don't have any, but I want some now XD I really did like all of those pockets! They are so handy!

[@SpyderRocket]

1:30 that was me in the 90’s 😂💀

[@kvoncomedy]

yessss!

[@wolfthorn1]

I like watching comedians that don't make racial jokes for 50% of their material. Refreshing.