MEN THAT DONT GET WOMEN'S HINTS - Memes

[@jasongonzaga9745]

the tom and jerry guys were perfect "chefs kiss!"

[@ricardohoang8452]

and we got T&J museum in Japan 😅

[@RobinTheMetaGod]

That meme is fucking stupid.

[@ztsquid3000]

Agree 😁

[@Blizzard_Abyssal]

​@@RobinTheMetaGodi don't remember who asked your opinion on it.

[@RobinTheMetaGod]

@@Blizzard_Abyssal The meme is overused.

[@Templar127]

Tom screams of pain will always be hilarious!

[@DaughterofAnubis]

😂🤣

[@TBoneTony]

Tom having that Laugh as he enters the room is always a good sign this is a great meme

[@Clonetip6901]

We have two sides: "He's beating up that dude behind the door!" And the other we don't talk about.

[@darkshado124]

🍆

[@CatLeone2003]

"He's beating off that dude behind the door!"

[@unlimited971]

Don t want leaking culture, hey?

[@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena]

The other you leave the fujos to talk about as they crave that

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

its “DOOR STUCK, DOOR STUCK!!!”

[@dany_fg]

Noble: "I've fallen asleep to tarkov gameplay" The Army: "Commence operation 'unpausing found'."

[@ErikaWeiss633]

To be fair, I've fallen asleep to 40k battle ambience (ie bolter fire, assault cannons and artillery) and nothing else. Nothing like hearing 24/7 non-stop purging to relax the mind.

[@caldog619]

Lost Unpause

[@luisjose3076]

5:40 wait no I just realize because jake is an alien from another dimension his blood is actually blue like his body

[@ckay11002]

There are two wolves inside of you: On one side is a femboy that says "nya" On the other side is an emo girl that says "nya" _Now do them both at the same time_

[@RimurusPetRanga]

I've seen a shirt on Amazon and it starts with that beginning wolf sentence of your and the part that is not there and is on the shirt also says AND THEY WONT STOP F***ING

[@gamingtruble525]

Error: Line 30 'nextFeeling()' does not exist. The nothing box service is now activated.

[@Buzzblade146]

So, emo femboy?

[@stavik96]

I wish an emo girl was inside of me.

[@herowither12354]

They're not gay, but people definately think they are.

[@Jonk2014]

0:04 Tom and jerry ah violence

[@BirdieSenpai]

I once did a perfect recreation of Tom's classic, "One custard pie? Let me have it!" complete with the iron to the face, though withva much lighter impact than Tom received. I can honestly say that Marv from Home Alone is an absolute beast for tanking that, because it freaking HURTS.

[@At_024]

I love that, Tom and Jerry is my childhood lol, Loony Tunes, Tom and Jerry, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's Lab, Scooby Doo, all the good things.

[@DragoonZell]

8:14 "dishonor you YOU, dishonor on your Family, Dishonor on your Cow!" XD lol makes total sense.

[@alvaroperez2349]

0:08 you know your childhood is over when you have a different idea of what goes on behind that door.

[@ericgolightly8450]

You know you probably need to spend less time on the internet when you have a different idea of what goes on behind that door.

[@it_Nexus562]

You don't mean... THE ALMIGHTY 3 SHOE BEATING!

[@priestesslucy]

_plaplaplaplaplap_

[@Merilirem]

Idk, seems "childish" to me.

[@GuardianTactician]

10:42 Raw milk can contain bacteria, it comes from an animal that can be dirty. However, people drank milk for hundreds of years, if not thousands of years, without proper sterilization. Some did get sick and die, but as a whole we adapted and got stronger immune systems. These days, the average person who has only had sterilized milk would get sick from drinking raw milk.

[@cougrs48]

Thank you, I was going to say it, but I checked the comment section first.

[@StarShadowPrimal]

It's not even a major risk for the average person. For people who don't have a weakened immune system, if you properly disinfect and clean, you will be fine.

[@GTOboi211]

You can literally catch tuberculosis from drink raw cows milk. That is more than enough reason for me not to touch it.

[@hotduelist]

Don't spread this dumbass shit. Raw milk will more likely make you sick for no additional health benefits than drinking pasteurized milk. The only reason Id be ok with people drinking raw milk is that only stupid people are doing it and those genes need to go away

[@anastasija6866]

Milk also has a grace period once it comes out of an animal, after that bacteria starts to form, farms usually store the milk into sterilised metal containers, so unless the the animal is sick drinking it straight after is safe

[@generaljimmies3429]

Why do cat's sit where they shouldn't sit? Simple, cats are predators to some but prey to others. Cats sticking themselves in weird places is an instinct to hide from predators.

[@tsuaririndoku]

Over boil broccoli with cheese is chef kiss. My dad loves to make one of these. Now, I hate vegetables but the I realized after eating it. As long as it taste good, I can eat anything.

[@reliantncc1864]

Now upgrade to broccoli cheddar soup.

[@recatwc]

I Used To Sleep To Metal/Rock Music BLARING From My Headphones While In Class. My Teacher Was Both Concerned And Impressed xD

[@tsdey6512]

What did they say?

[@ravenfelter3055]

Wait... the title and thumbnail changed. The original title: What Men Will Do To Get Milked And the thumbnail had a woman spraying cow milk in her mouth on the left and a man in a cow inflatable suit on the right.

[@Integritys_Sum]

Yup

[@redxd7108]

4:35 Meanwhile Rain sound enjoyers:😎

[@thesosoartist4458]

Yeah cooking sounds great...

[@akivamcneil9939]

In case you're wondering Noble, 4:06 is a Persona 4 reference.

[@zgaurd6394]

i was just playing p4g too

[@rjfrost7090]

Shadow Yukiko took over.

[@ToastyTastyPancakes]

10:40 I'm assuming that's for raw milk that has gone through the entire supply chain, I can't imagine fresh milk containing enough bacteria to actually infect you with anything.

[@IBW_3000]

5:16 Only a divorce? Should’ve taken her status, Finn.

[@link8068]

10:13 there are multiple variables when consuming milk from a cows utter cleanliness of the utter and container, refrigeration, but mainly some people can and can't drink milk raw

[@IsseiHyoudou-mn4lf]

10:34 As a 19 year old who lives on a dairy farm, no, no it is not. We even once had a worker take milk for their coffee straight out of our pasteurizer

[@ElliottAniki]

7:42 "Am I cuckoo cachoo or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?"

[@Dragnarok1]

I'm gonna be honest I thought that bread was fan art of red shoes... And I've never been more crooked in my life.

[@montywh]

On the subject of pet cats, mine back in the day would rest on top of the monitor and swat at my screen when I played Interstate '76. And when I played a Breakout clone, he'd sit in my lap and watch that ball flying across the screen

[@johnmartinez-valentin5427]

The cat looks saids it all 😂

[@NegaHumanX]

I had the dream about going to school, then you wake up and have to go for real. I cried. I cried hot, bitter, stinging tears.

[@chilomine839]

As an adult now you only have to worry about waking up in the mornings taking longer and longer till eventually you wake up one morning and getting out of bed will take all your effort.

[@NegaHumanX]

@@chilomine839 I literally just got up. It's around 2pm where I live. 😢

[@chilomine839]

@@NegaHumanX Sleep goes so fast I feel like I don't even get to relax.

[@NegaHumanX]

@@chilomine839 I'm on year 7 of trying to fix my sleep. I need to start getting ready at least 2 hours beforehand so I can watch a movie or show or my mind wont quite down enough. I need to take a laxative and avoid eating past dinner so my insides don't keep me up. I need absolute darkness and quiet. I need to make my bed before I sleep so the blankets don't fold wrong. I need to spend enough time outside and doing stuff throughout the day or I will have too much energy and just won't sleep at all. I need to flip from side to side since I get sore, and have my head as close to the wall as possible without touching since I can't sleep with my feet hanging over the bed or my head touching the cold wall. I need a sleep mode on my phone hours ahead of time. I can't be hungry. I have to be cold or I will sweat until I'm too uncomfortable to sleep. All that and I still can't get to sleep until 3AM or later. If my new mattress (I'm getting on Thursday and am super excited) doesn't work I'm just asking my doctor for sleep drugs. The worst part is, I'm a massive workaholic and always have something I could have done with my morning, but I just can't get out of bed.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

4:12 the prophecy has come true... legend tells of a woman that not only does NTR, but creates a harem from her NTRing parade. Women are rarely known to NTR, typically this is the work of ugly bastages, and thus when she arrives on this planet, she will be beautiful, the polar opposite to the ugly bastage, and deemed... Queen of NTR? Nay, NAY I SAY good sirs... The NTR Empress. A feat only achievable by Goddesses of love such as Aphrodite and Ishtar.

[@kevinhernandez2594]

Emo girls said "nya?" I thought they said "Rawr XD"

[@milesprower6110]

Funny how that Yukiko looked like Yukiko from Persona 4 and she was also popular

[@VainerCactus0]

I thought that too, pretty sure Yukiko would not go that far, she can be pretty ruthless and sadistic. Video of Yukiko being a bit ruthless lol. Persona 4 Golden: Yukiko Runs Ai Away.

[@OliviaCynderAera]

I've never had a dream where I thought I was living my normal life. Most of the time, my dreams are just incoherent mush or I'm in the middle of something and things just are happening. There's basically never a coherent start to my dreams. I've never 'woken up' in a dream and gotten ready.

[@IcicleLynx]

8:00 Must be Philip Rivers’ vehicle 😂

[@hermanphilips4617]

10:40 - I know a person who tested this as part of their studies in university. It's more about the environment. So straight from the utter is not actually that bad... if you clean the utter. And that looked like a clean utter. Pretty sure someone properly cleaned that up for her to do that shot. So... don't just go do that... but if you prepare, it's apparently as safe (sometimes safer) than the stuff you get in store. But only if you prepare the utter.

[@callak_9974]

Udder

[@autisonm]

7:28 I remember this happening to me one time but I got all the way from home to 1st period class, grabbed a sheet of paper by the door, sat down, then looked at the paper and woke up.

[@justruinedyourday4864]

Everyone: Mike Tyson True OG: Rikishi Fatu 🍑

[@priestesslucy]

Oh no! Rikishi's lining up to give him the stink face

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

Wow really?... ya know good on you Noble, everyone especially back with the roster hairs called you a Mark clone, but hey you got a degree in college, meanwhile... he could've been an engineer.

[@alfredxsiv]

5:25 not sure if this was actually intentional, jake the dog spoilers . . . . is actually a blue alien hybrid (this is why he has stretchy powers), and the ink is even around the same shade of blue comparing it side by side

[@jonasholm-mw5bn]

Bubblegum was also much older than Finn. Not only because she was made of candy and had build all of the candy kingdoms herself, but mentally. She was shown as an adult and the only time she was kind of into Finn was when she got injured or something and turned into a kid like Finn. Marceline and Bubbkegum had also been together before and then ended up together again at the end of the show

[@Zer0XMurphy]

THE HELL IS THAT TITLE?!?!😂😂

[@chaplainwierddream]

It is what it is😂

[@manduradic7902]

"The things I do for love" - Courage the Cowardly Dog

[@Dracoward]

@7:42 POV: you are trying to mind your own business, but you are a skyscraper.😂

[@aaronalkor]

4:47 Falling asleep? Silence. Waking up? I usually go with _Morning Mood_ by Edvard Grieg or, if I’m in a rush, _In The Hall of the Mountain King_ by Edvard Grieg

[@McSenkel]

You know the gag is funny when even the cameraman starts laughing.

[@Pokejirafan2004]

Godzilla POV as he stomps through Tokyo as fighter planes fly at him and swats at them like flies: 7:42

[@AricShadowDragon]

Learning time with Noble :D Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@SamTheGumMan117]

That Tom & Jerry clip was classic cartoon greatness and endless content hell yeah there is

[@M12Z0]

HAAHAHAHAH the Tom and jerry one was fantastic

[@Tahu33446]

You cant start off like that, i had to work so hard not to laugh in front of my coworkers like a maniac.

[@ShamdonEndimion]

Your name lp always remind me of when we(fam) were in care givers van passing by our house n my lil bro bolts up n yell "wait press pause"

[@tarkusbruford9096]

You’ll never know what this comment originally said. 🙂

[@CyColt]

I read that as Clown bad, not Down bad.

[@Merilirem]

This comment was Down Bad.

[@nooberstone]

the ink is blue because jake is part alien not a magic dog

[@teshindax3683]

4:06 just wait till she Screams PERSONA!!! and you start seeing fire everywhere

[@dragonofthevoid4207]

Dont know did you ever try fresh milk from cow but it tastes 10 better then those "diluted and treated" stuff you usually buy, (About that food poisoning you googled it depends on person and what food cow eats, was drinking more milk then water when my grandma had cow)

[@TBoneTony]

9:52 Tokyo University. Keitaro Urashima from Love Hina must have invented this. That, or Kentaro Ouei from Golden Boy would have invented this then left university before he graduated.

[@GunthersLoyalSoldier1307]

4:11 Damn, Yukiko! She’s the wild card now and she’s maxing your man’s social link XDDDD

[@xaracen7207]

5:05 "Red lipstick on my white valentino cat?"

[@arcangelus6008]

Lol oh my gosh that Tom and Jerry scene was legit 😂

[@averagegamer8086]

The thing Jake is using as the pen is his own blood, he has blue blood

[@Mare_Man]

7:25 Even worse when you get a loop of that dream like 5 times in a row before you actually wake up

[@KiraiKatsuji]

That Tom and Jerry skit was too perfect

[@TornadoZX825]

7:23 he returned by death

[@Daniel-lu8uh]

7:22 I had dream as a kid that winter break didn't exist and i missed week of school and had do a bunch of work

[@blakeroni155]

7:08 i had this happen to me. i was very upset that i didnt ACTUALLY get ready for school yet.

[@SuperiorPosterior]

4:50 I have mild tinnitus, which means I just can't stand silence. I _need_ noise to be happening to drown out the ringing in my ears. That said, I only enjoy birdsong when it's _part_ of an ambience track, like a "medieval forest music" video on youtube. Birdsong on its own doesn't do it for me.

[@Snakedude4life]

Yeah, I see that persona 4 reference. SEEN 🎩 🐍 no step on snek🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@VainerCactus0]

While I don't think Yukiko would break up relationships, we know she is pretty ruthless and sadistic so it does check out lol. Remember that scene where Yukiko chases Ai off? Persona 4 Golden: Yukiko Runs Ai Away

[@JamesLakin-lk6fj]

7:26 for me i had really boring dreams of being late and then waking up in a panic and then figuring out they werent real. Why cant i have interesting panic causing dreams

[@carlosforma5978]

The broccoli with the BGM of the snowy mountain from Majora's Mask (I don't remember its actual name) is superb. And only now did I notice the conceptual inversions between OoT and MM! Zora: Freshwater -> Saltwater Goron: Volcano -> Glacial Mountain Deku: Lively Forest -> Gloomy Swamp Gerudo: Desert -> Sea & Shore.

[@BiT012]

So random memes awesome 😂❤

[@chickiefingies]

Probably the reason Jake’s ink was blue was basically because his father was a blue alien

[@willymcguire]

7:10 I dreamed an entire school week only to wake up Monday morning, not Saturday. 😢

[@derpygoatman]

As a cow farmer don't drink it . The pasteurization is there for a reason

[@stavik96]

10:36 you're not supposed to drink it directly like that, you're not even supposed to let your cat drink it directly.

[@vallenvasgal5533]

Thank you Noble.

[@geoserenity]

If internet culture took of in the 90s instead of the 2000s, there'd be so many more Tom and Jerry memes...

[@errorcode9542]

9:00 imagine having a war but 90% of the participants fight for both sides

[@JohnPenanz]

7:23 There was a Calvin and Hobbes comic about this

[@vustvaleo8068]

Tom and Jerry got an official anime series too which you can view on KZbin.

[@ChronoTheodor]

Thank you for the videos

[@hatorihorrus]

4:13 Persona 4

[@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728]

Persona 4

[@Man-wk4us]

True!

[@imjang2430]

10:50 The raw milk is safe to drink if the cows are treated properly. Salmonella and E-coli appears when the cows either are not exactly healthy, or _something_ gets mixed with the milk in the process...

[@Kuro_Aozora]

11:03 plot twist she's actually a manananggal(a class of ghoul from the Philippines)and can take her legs off

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

Oh god, that one at 7:15 i had to go to my military drills once a weekend every month and i had some dreams the night before about going and doing everything, only to wake up to my alarm and realized i had to go and do it again, but for real. That sucked! XD

[@titanthelestrandom6614]

i have fallen asleep to death metal, so understable

[@Galaxykuma]

Princess Bubblegum was older than Finn too

[@kaidennoctiskyuubi1160]

head pats Lily 'n Machiko as they sleep with Potato on my head 'n Umbreon asleep on my lap while the steam dissipates from my coffee on the table before me "My coffee"

[@helloworld5539]

Noble... What happened to the cat? What happened to the cat noble? What did you do?

[@wingedbluj1674]

Another episode of Noble's Miscellaneous Memes

[@claymclaren5788]

As far as I know its not the milk that contains those bacteria's its the skin of the udder due to ita location on the cows body. Being very close to the ground where the cow deficates and urinates. If the udder is properly cleaned with soap and water the milk should be fine. My father lived on a dairy farm as a child and has told me stories of he and his friend would do much the same as the woman in the clip when they milked.

[@brandonhiatt2546]

7:47 I'm sorry get that stupid WHAT!?

[@dragonoverlord2010]

You'll pry my "nya" from my cold, dead hands

[@Jaybei420]

10:03 we need to keep these things away from Melody and away from all of the other down bad vtubers😂

[@notimportant1659]

Ban Bao

[@mastergreenfox6004]

7:10 I've had worse, I woke up, got ready for school, went to all my classes, was tired from the day and waiting for the bell to go home. And when it rang ... it was my alarm clock. I was a very tired and irate person that day at school.

[@daddytaku3087]

I burned through ur endless content in a month

[@Nekosage]

3:52 - 3:56 - Nooooo! Thing is, he is still at it on and on. 🤪

[@leonardoleiva3398]

7:19 I feel you bro 😭

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

School dreams are my nightmares.

[@TheRavenLord1]

Grew up on old school Tom and Jerry, good times.

[@johnmartinez-valentin5427]

The was spot on

[@ginsi936]

10:34 In some countries like where I live milk is safe to drink straight from the udder, I wouldn't just do it without it being cooled beforehand. Then again in Germany it has to always be pasteurized and is not safe to drink unless you have a strong immune system. I personally like unpasteurized milk much more than pasteurized though.

[@livedandletdie]

Germans are weak, this is the proof.