POKEMON MERCH GOT VERY INTERESTING - Pokemon Memes

[@alvaroperez2349]

0:22 imagine if that was an Alternate route in the Pokémon games, if you take too long on choosing a starter, then you get stuck with the one nobody likes.

[@jamesproctor4568]

A random selection of early route bird, bug, or mammal as a penalty would be very interesting, although the primary appeal of such a condition would be for nuzlockers who want a challenge.

[@Mewseeker]

You could make an anime out of this. ;P

[@SakuraAvalon]

That is literally the plot of the anime. Ash is late, misses out on the Starters, and is given Pikachu, because it's all Oak had on hand. And this is before Pikachu became the icon it is now, and was just a random Pokemon in Viridian Forest.

[@zerotodona1495]

Bianca in BW ends up with the extra lol

[@FuneralParty-rsf]

the water type and teach it ice beam every time

[@M_Alexander]

Fun fact: there's unique dialogue in SwSh if you lose the first battle against Hop _but_ the only way to do it is to stall against his Wooloo because his starter will never finish yours off or even run out of PP

[@luckluca8982]

Is that even possible?

[@eddmario]

He also has unique dialogue during battle if you use a move that's super effective against his Pokemon

[@M_Alexander]

@@luckluca8982 if you only use Leer or Growl or whatever vs Wooloo, it only has Tackle and will KO your starter before you run out of PP. That's the only way you can lose that battle

[@Diabetic64]

What's the dialog?

[@M_Alexander]

@@Diabetic64 oh I dunno, I did it like a year ago. You can start a new game and get to that point in like three minutes though

[@Nako3]

"I tek a grukeh"

[@jonmcknight18]

Guzzlord's anime cry is when you step on a Lego.

[@phorchybug3286]

My only favorite sub voice. Guzzlord.

[@oofgod3092]

Good to see noble continue KZbin as himself, never change man

[@captainnekomata9969]

I can’t believe I went this far in my life without anyone other than myself making a Wobafett/Boba Fett joke. I feel disappointed in humanity.

[@shelbybayer200]

Heh

[@AutisticKomeiji]

5:42 Arcanine: Please give me attention, hooman... Growlithe: *Just chillin' without care*

[@gioanysgonzalez3396]

Zapdos🤝Guzzlord 🤝: Pokémon that love to scream in agony.

[@MrStrikecentral]

STILL my favorite Pokemon joke! What happens when you give an Eevee a credit card? It evolves into Patreon!

[@Surkk2960]

If you need help choosing between Tsareena and Lurantis, here are some tips: -If you like Trick Room and infinite stat boosts, choose Lurantis. -if you _really_ hate Extreme Speed Normal Terra Dragonite, bring Tsareena. Also regarding grass types, there is a official Bandai Meowscarada model kit that releases next year, looks pretty good.

[@Xelxa93]

10:59 you heard cino 15,000 likes and we get more cino gengar LETS GET THIS EDIT: at this point i feel were not gonna make cinos like goal in time before the end of the month rip gengar cino stand up comedy

[@Shinesart]

Need to pin this.

[@blazedj]

7:43 There was an episode of Pokémon Horizons where they did a pretty good job of making Umbreon look surprisingly vicious. It was really cool to see

[@FrancisCabatit]

Meowscarada merch one WENT STONKS

[@ralphcaluag2403]

If Pikachu can speak... Ryan Reynolds will voice it.

[@pmun4623]

1:40 I think I shall instead use the ancient, ancestral name. Maibigbutt

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

"Please do not the plant cat." - Mongolian Proverb

[@latemanparodius5133]

Counterpoint of ancient wisdom: "A cat is fine too..."

[@UnknownAccount______]

Weed cat and its evolutions were made for furries and the furries embraced Game Freaky's not-so-subtle offering to buy their game.

[@NeurodivergentVtuberFan]

Vaporeons are made of water, so all you have to do to make them menacing is to have them ingest a red liquid, such as red food dye. Or you could use actual blood.

[@williansnobre]

Realistic alien faced Vaporeon can be a bit scary

[@whome9842]

How to make Vaporeon scary: Vaporeon wakes you up reciting the copypasta.

[@NeurodivergentVtuberFan]

@@whome9842 I've been on the internet long enough to know there are people who'd actually like that.

[@laurencebrown3822]

I just want to say, I really appreciate how you show not just the funny memes, but also some just plain cool and wholesome stuff too. Thank you very much!

[@SuperGamefreak18]

Noble talking about the buddy buddyrivals when goku the trainer is the most recent rival

[@ravenjay64VT]

Pokemon famous last words Gary: Smell you later! Hop: I pick Grooky!

[@A-Microwave]

The way to make Vaporeon menacing takes only 3 words "Did you know?"

[@colt1903]

"Gimme and even bigger forehead, why don't you?" Noble, if they made it any bigger it would go on a Wailord.

[@TheSGA]

8:55 Noble are you saying that Potato is the Mastermind!🎶

[@Kingnoodle09]

I just saw this and this is now my headcannon: Hop chooses the starter weak to you because it’s the starter strong against Leon’s starter choice. Hop’s goal is to beat Leon, and he’s setting himself up to be able to.

[@MuhammadSatrioPratama-u1b]

0:38 Rival old:☠️ hard Rival new:😀 easy

[@noahsterben5666]

1:15 noble hates friendship. Doesn’t think anyone should have friends.

[@ziqkeybot3990]

12:26

[@Galaxykuma]

I like the friendly rivals. It makes me happy to see and battle them.

[@mmyr8ado.360]

7:55 - Balloon Gardevoir Me: Green Mipha

[@Cortanis001]

Chino just needs to embrace his Gengar standup side already. Let it flow through you.... Also Chino, have you seen little Ame since apparently you've crossed universes?

[@hyrulewarrior9645]

That freaking Electrode's face had me wheezing, lol!

[@gavinalley9279]

Atleast it wasn't having you koffing

[@hyrulewarrior9645]

@gavinalley9279 LMAO, I didn't realize I accidentally made a Pokemon joke

[@ironashi3485]

11:01 there’s no time limit boys.. we should constantly remind him 😂

[@alexl8864]

11:00 Good joke Chino! Okay so just 15k right? We got this!

[@Mew2TGM]

9:45 the funny thing here is Alexa has a smaller forehead than the real version

[@anonymousmonkey9491]

7:40 ya know drunk oak? mate made a heck of a fierce jolteon

[@MasOQueEsta]

Azumarill was trying to teach Marill how to use Bounce, but it could only Splash.

[@UnknownAccount______]

The classic lusting over Meowscarada Lost Pause thumbnails haven't died chat. Repeat: They aren't dead yet.

[@BirdieSenpai]

"I am based." - the Cinnamon simp lying as easily as he breathes Coconut and Maple Supremacy

[@parkergreen2704]

4 Reasons to love Coconut: 1. Tan skin 2. Two-tone eyes 3. Fluffy tail 4. Wears a thong in her casual outfit

[@Optimusj1975]

9:05 - Very relatable.

[@hiddenbananacentral]

8:45 it's an actual female eevee

[@rghennig1]

Why am i just now just noticing that he has a Kos-Mos Figure in the back 1:25 ( Character from Xenosaga )

[@timeshark8727]

The proper term for sylveon's ribbons is "flesh tendrils". ... you're welcome.

[@TheOne2-o6c]

This is why I like Scottish music 0:31 Edit: 9:57 "what the bloody hell is this witch craft" Demoman tf2

[@darrylferguson3622]

Let's see, scary eeveelutions: Vaporeon - i want to be inside you, trainer (hides in a glass of water) Umbreon - Trainer, if we were enemies, you would never see me coming in the dark... Espeon - I know ALL your thoughts trainer, and if you don't want everyone else to know, you'll obey all my commands Leafeon - I am the Leafeon, the voice of the lawn, and for your crimes trainer, you need to be gone Glaceon - btw trainer, i could freeze you to death if i felt like it Sylveon - I LOVE YOU TRAINER! You'll stay with me forever and ever, right? Say it. SAY IT. (Starts strangling you with flesh tendrils) Jolteon - Who needs a toaster in your bath when you have me, right trainer? (Smiles sinisterly) Flareon - You want to know where Fidough is? Well, he was always hogging your lap to stay warm, so i helped him out and made him warm forever... Eevee - I may nkt be scary now, but you just have to hope i don't evolve into any of these psychos

[@print-diot]

8:19 they'll definitely calling each other slurs

[@orionstone1280]

Everybody like for gengar chino jokes

[@JustMartha07]

Hop takes what he likes instead of what defeats his friend. Based

[@megametexe5129]

0:50 I like how we say we want a Rival that’s a jerk and makes you wanna kick their ass. And as we all take turns taking shots at Hop. we all just casually forget that BEDE ever existed

[@kristophesiem5336]

You only fight Bede like twice before learning he's a mentally derranged orphan, so it makes it less fun. Marnie is just a very chill gall, and Hop gets sadder every time you beat his ass. I don't think they're bad characters, but it's really not fun to beat down an orphan, a kid trying to get out of his brother's shadow and someone who is nothing but kind and chill with you

[@JasonReago]

So when I was little, my dad was working out and he had the ability to throw me 20-30ft high and catch me, seeing the marill thrown in the air reminds me of the time I flew.

[@JasonReago]

and now that i think about it, i could have died if he wasn't so precise...

[@CrazyMax55]

10:56-11:05 YOU GUYS HEARD CINO !! SLAP THAT LIKE BUTTON LET US GET 15k LIKES !!

[@leonidaskupler3673]

10:15 that wasnt the sound of Wobbuffet.. that was the sound of Waluigi x3

[@zackaryevans138]

9:35 That vaporeon needs to grayed out slightly

[@KittyKatz-lb2hm]

8:00 imagine how many people said smash to that😂

[@ElijahAbernethy]

Bro I could imagine hearing hundreds of balloon squeaks if someone was left in a room with that

[@IsseiHyoudou-mn4lf]

7:58 *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*

[@DragonTyer]

7:00 if the Eevee lord say it ok then no worry

[@herowither12354]

God, I wish I had the money it'd take to waste $100 on that statue..

[@fernosbonos5394]

Ah yes the "Cute" Meowscarada almost 100 bucks and made sense

[@MKDani911]

I suckle on lollipops, Charlie I'm a Loli suckler, Charlie! I'M A LOLI SUCKLER!

[@RomanRodriguez-r9t]

Off-topic about everything in this video, but I caught a shiny Cubchoo, Swablu, Houndour, and Axew in Pokémon Scarlett and didn't have a reaction because I don't care for shiny hunting.

[@CeistylAela7205]

Presents a shiny umbreon to Noble

[@TenkoBerry]

This was a Great Chuckle 👌

[@TrueTwilightGrim]

3:00 uber wish bone competition

[@blazedj]

1:07 I’ll say it as many times as it takes, but the only battle that is tough because your rival chooses the advantageous starter is the first one. Afterwards, they all do the same and try to form a balanced team. The same that most players try to do. At that point, it’s all about team composition and synergy. Blue/Gary isn’t any more of a threat than any other rival beyond that first battle, up until the final one, depending on what kind of team us players put together.

[@AbsNullKellVin]

11:45 let the poor thing go to bed, it needs some sleep...

[@TheDendran]

Potato has now collected enough money to get _Temmie through colleg_

[@ben9724]

For scary Umbreon, check Berserk Umbreon pokemon Horizon.

[@KagepazRequiem]

The two things I like are Chino Sponsor and Chino Ganger.

[@blazedj]

4:15 I loved this arc in Gantz ❤

[@deadlydingus1138]

1:14 I swear that there’s an overlap between people who miss old rivals and masochists.

[@t.kersten7695]

yay, another Lost Noble video. time to laugh about him... with him, WITH him.

[@DarkwolfRedsoul]

Flesh ribbon?!?!?! Never say those words again!!

[@durk5331]

Hey Hop is Still fighting you with 2 Pokemon to your 1 in that initial battle >.>

[@glitchy_weasel]

I want to jump on your couch full of plushies

[@Hailstormful]

Once again, I give my thanks to Typhlosion for taking the heat off Vaporeon in the Pokemon brainrot Zeitgeist... finally my favourite genwunner can be in wholesome memes again!

[@jamesblake5215]

9:28 Did you know that in terms of anime KZbinrs, Noble is the most funny

[@reaperofthings]

1:20 I disagree. Antagonism is not the best form of rivalry, like Blue and Silver’s paths took them despite what most Pokémon fans seem to believe (And honestly I don’t think Silver is truly *your* rival). Neither is being too friendly honestly, at least not in the way of XY, but that’s where Nemona strikes her balance. Being so incredibly competitive it pumps you up, being just supportive enough and being both your first and final challenge that you want to beat at her best because she’s already stood at the top from the very beginning and has just been lowering herself to your level the entire time. Not because she’s a bully or a criminal, but because she’s actually your rival, someone who pushes you to be better each time you meet.

[@IBW_3000]

9:50 Yeah this is nothing. They made an offbrand “toy” of Nessa. No. I’m not kidding. It’s real.

[@b2j135]

I forgot about Zapdos and it's visceral screams 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheZangetsu322]

the rest of you better like this video too I want that Gengar Joke

[@vustvaleo8068]

Zapdos was suffering a panic attack there hence his screams.

[@Nzargnalphabet]

5:37 I recognize that 3d print, you from steller?

[@ZonaiConstuct]

1st comic strip is so relatable!

[@Leonidas1210vc]

8:13 TR's meowth sitting in the corner. the plethora of psychic and telepathic pokemon, that one slowking, just staring from the other side. 11:25 they...they are.

[@threeworldheroes]

8:15 a random nail : let me explain you why steel beat fairy

[@zerotodona1495]

No wonder why zapdos was my favorite bird.

[@sunderzilla]

9:36 "go get em GirlyTina"

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

I too have one of each Eeveelution as a plushie, a funko pop and a collectible figure.

[@akivamcneil9939]

4:13 WEEPINBELL??!!

[@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912]

that one meowscarada figure is going to end up in a jar

[@AricShadowDragon]

A balloon Gardevoir...I can't imagine how long that took...Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@Thefirefan15]

Lurantis is a take on an orchid mantis. It’s a pure grass type so I imagine it looks like a bug type to protect it from bug types.

[@flikflak24]

When me and my friends wanna have fun with it we call it "pokaman's " instead of "pokémon's"

[@Theblackmetalhead1]

Permission to arrest potato

[@chrisgusky76]

😂 Ooh boy do I feel that especially after the day I've had today whoo doggy let's just say I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy 😂.

[@lorelio93]

Nobbillion - Master of Eeveevutions.

[@Snakedude4life]

“Why is Zapdos screaming?” 1. Why shouldn’t Zapdos be screaming? 2. If you were smart, you’d be screaming too. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@Tyler-q3k]

Cobblemon is PEAK, change my mind.

[@Buzzblade146]

Zapdos is a mood.

[@darrylferguson3622]

Standard magician Meowscarada - $9.50 basically Magician's bunny suit assistant Meowscarada - $100 Well, they definitely know their audience...

[@manaminori7633]

I identify a a zapdos from now on

[@UltimatePhantasm]

No, you had it right the first time. Defifinitely based

[@wally4golly]

The gauntlet has been dropped. 👻

[@shelbybayer200]

Canonically in Vermilion City Fargetch'd are eaten which is why the Spearow Trade is a thing