Chess | Stand-up Comedy by Shashwat Maheshwari

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Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
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[@aupmanyu]

Kya banda hai yar yeh 😂😂

[@demon6951]

When will uh upload 👀👀

[@beatbox9794]

Tu bhi yrr!🤣

[@h.hholmes.492]

wahi na, kya hi banda hai yeh

[@paramdrall]

Ye Pehle Kabootar se pareshan tha ab ye Ghode se pareshan hai. Progress to hai !

[@champmanish3312]

Yahi baate to baad me yaad aayengi

[@gagaovergagan]

He has observed Samay Raina’s life so closely. 😂

[@UserUnknown07]

Yeah.. lol

[@gagaovergagan]

@@UserUnknown07 Cherry on top is : Samay uploaded his own vlog today which is about COB only. 😂

[@AmanSingh-co4sv]

Haha

[@shivajoyti]

😂😂

[@dashrathlawhande4587]

Being a chess lover, I feel offended.😂😂😂

[@HelloWorld-cc6uz]

5:16 chess part starts

[@universeofphysicsmathemati3531]

Thank u

[@pihu3148]

I swear to god addicted to it...listen it so many times a week😂

[@dineshkhichar5015]

Ganja peeta h kya😅

[@mangaldeepmitra9691]

And idhar mujhe hasi hi nhi aya 🙄... Bas 2-3 jagah smile kiya cuz thora funny laga tha... 🙂

[@mangaldeepmitra9691]

Anubhav bassi ka vid hota toh fir bhi tera baat maan leta... Kyuki maine bhi uska videos 2-3 baar repeatedly dekha hai... 😂😂

[@Ravi_prakash108]

​@@mangaldeepmitra9691sorry bro😑, but you are in heavy depression😢

[@ananyaa505]

Dying, suicide, criminal ka maarne is all so dark but he makes it sound so light and funny. Thats his true talent i mean wow 😂❤

[@sujatasingh9964]

Attempt to suicide isn't a crime anymore..

[@asura_emperor]

@@sujatasingh9964 according to article 309....it is☹️☹️

[@princekha4540]

Pata nehi kyu, aapki naam padte ye "struggle" k bade mein yaadein aa geya. 😂

[@shuhanirout8603]

I am a chess player..trust me I never thought audience would be so disappointed from us😂😂😂 this was so funny...keep it up dude😂😂

[@authen4097]

Achha

[@KakashiHatake-et9ed]

e4

[@KakashiHatake-et9ed]

@@Norime Nf3

[@gladeater9391]

Computer k saath toh chess mein bhi khelta hun...aapko kya audience live dekhne aati hai?

[@muhammaduzair8244]

@@KakashiHatake-et9ed Ke2

[@tech_to_know]

I am a Chess lover but this is the best Stand Up seen in a long while. 😂

[@billumnbvc4608]

when does chess part begin?

[@ashutoshmahapatra9036]

Yeah

[@chaosdemon1870]

@Ꭱαιηხoω࿐ And play the best opening in chess the Evans gambit

[@shubhs6442]

heyy ur lichess id?

[@Yepp31]

Yeahhh😂😂

[@euphoric9570]

Being a person who loves to play chess i couldn't stop laughing at this pov 😂😂😂😂 especially about queen 😂😂😂

[@fun-music-ultra]

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[@chandugadichannel1568]

That queen thing caught me too🤣🤣.

[@dewvvvvy]

For real 💀💀 that line got me rolling

[@thedancingwords1067]

Wo bhand ghum rhi h bhuto ki trh 😂😂

[@happypotato5499]

Same😂💀😭

[@divyam5935]

9:46 its actually true. Research suggests that a chess player could burn up to 132 calories per hour, and for a 9-hour haul, it could be around 1188 calories consumed while playing chess.

[@OptimusEven3]

Not true actually. A lot of brain drainage but no calorie burnt in this game

[@Inmbisat]

At what rating??😂😂

[@differentangle2017]

Which research? Lol

[@divyam5935]

@@differentangle2017 just google it bruv

[@Ritik1876]

" No. 1 cause of disease is DIGNOSIS " epic line🤣

[@AmitPanchalChess]

Well Scripted, good comic timing & punches, superb execution and Great Talent, All the Best for future projects

[@romeoji]

Bhai paise jyda honge toh 100-200 edharr bhi dedo 🙂

[@YaduGaming1999]

@@romeoji ye kya tarika h bheek mangne k 😄

[@romeoji]

@@YaduGaming1999 bhai tu shant reh teko bhi chahiye kya?

[@YaduGaming1999]

@@romeoji I m just kidding bruh 🤐

[@mishrapiyush6547]

Bhai hame bhi de sakta h paisa 😁

[@manwoman769]

Ek toh Shashwat ke jokes writing itni funny😂 upar se the way he delivers each and every jokes🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My God!😂 it’s too good👌🏻👍🏻👏🏻🙌🏻😍🤩😆

[@fun-music-ultra]

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[@1karanhasija]

aap ho kya species?

[@Harshu-pro5678]

Thanks Shashwat for making us laugh. You take away our stress. Great job man.

[@fun-music-ultra]

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[@ThePratech]

OMG, he is unbelievably hilarious 😂😂 & original. I haven't laughed so much on a stand up for a long time

[@soumanyadas6285]

4:59 Hey Shaswat, great set! I just wanted to clarify that the government of India has passed the Mental Healthcare Act, 2017 which explicitly specifies that if a person tries to commit suicide, it will be assumed that he or she was under tremendous stress and that he or she would not be prosecuted or punished, hence decriminalizing the attempt to suicide and it would also ensure that the individuals who have attempted suicide are offered opportunities for rehabilitation and proper mental healthcare. 🤗

[@sudhanshugupta79]

Dude came into comicstan for Marathon not for sprint, he is raising his comic level day by day❤

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[@denisminz2464]

The level of humor and fun kept on increasing 😂😂😂

[@fun-music-ultra]

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[@Navyguy]

*The layers of Irony on top of one another in every joke + the subtle chutiyaap* ⚡👌🏻

[@fun-music-ultra]

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[@tahsinimtiaz2769]

1:04 irony is t shirt pe UFC likha hain, lol

[@maharshipatel1864]

I am a us chess player and I LOVE THIS😂😂😂 Awesome set 😂😂

[@satishkumargarg6029]

As a chess player That was really funny 😂🤣

[@fun-music-ultra]

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@Professor Paradox 1611

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@Professor Paradox 2048

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[@supremeamlandash7080]

2290

[@nazranaazad6167]

11:00 " bhainge log" 😂😂😂

[@sandeeppattnaik7126]

It seems all of our favorite stand-up comedians are in their early thirties!! Even Rahul Dua was having the same punch line "In thirties...

[@fun-music-ultra]

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[@AmarKumar-kq4jh]

मैं बता देता हूं कि कैसे पता चलता है कि जीता कौन। अगर काले मोहरों वाला जीतेगा तो दोनों राजा काले रंग के घर पे रखे जाएंगे हाथ मिलाने के बाद वैसे ही अगर सफेद जीतेगा तो दोनों राजा सफेद रंग के घरों पर रखे जाएंगे और अगर मैच ड्राॅ होगा तो सफेद का राजा सफेद घर पे और काले का राजा काले घर पे रखा जाएगा।

[@shashanksrivastava7891]

I thought 6:20 pr initial Line club hogi, ki "ise sona to ata h, benc#o mujhe to sona bhi ni ata" Content 🤣👌 Performance 😃👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@uditasingh1611]

Bahut din baad koi acha stand up comedian dekhe jisse sunn kar sach mei bahut maza aaya... Thank you for coming with real jokes and maintain the dignity of a true comedian😁😁😁

[@harshbansal2617]

One of the most underrated yet epic comedian.

[@fun-music-ultra]

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[@rajparmar5072]

He is not UNDERRATED...

[@wasimakram-dd9jf]

Once a legend said, "Number one cause of disease is diagnosis".

[@jeshhere]

7:57 so truee! 😂

[@pudayshankar1036]

10:45 best part starts..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@akhilmohananYT]

No samay raina was hurt with this video

[@srijitdutta1999]

This guy is just hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂 Never disappoints!!! Well done bro❤️❤️

[@fun-music-ultra]

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[@instagk3032]

14:32 mins of Continuous laughing .. Bro Just Did it .💖 Be more frequent bro .

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[@TppJay]

13:57-14:32 pe toh kuch nhi 😏

[@instagk3032]

Arey bhai bhai bhai ... Itna bhi accurate nehi hona tha ...🙄😒

[@AkramRaza99]

"Number one cause of disease is diagnosis" 🙌🙌😂

[@chitranshagarwal5694]

No chess sentiments were hurt !!! 😂

[@richa9081]

World smartest mind game could have this much hilarious insight aaj pata chala🤣🤣 kya pov hai yaar😂 totally nailed the performance👏👏👏👏

[@The_peace_mishra]

Really love this content. You just nailed it man. Thank you so much for the laugh you’re spreading all over the world. All the best

[@muditgoyal1656]

Amazing!!!!!!! I can't ever remember last time I laughed so much on any standup .. this is just spectacular!!..

[@jahnaviraj235]

Okay as a chess player This was so damn relatable 🤣😹 Loved it ❤️❤️

[@blackHatman007]

1v1 ?

[@thedictator1454]

@@blackHatman007 nhi squad match laga 😅

[@pallaviverma6008]

I am 33 years old cancer patient This was hilarious Love you :)

[@roshanverma9276]

My favourite game is chess ...and i relate each punchline 😂😂😂🔥

[@utkarshsharma7914]

What's your ELO?

[@icypunk6261]

@@utkarshsharma7914 1300

[@TppJay]

Maine chess ki wajha se is video par click kara

[@roshanverma9276]

@@utkarshsharma7914 approx . Lichess m 2100 Chesscom m 1900

[@roshanverma9276]

@@TppJay same Here Bhaiya

[@kumar_ankit28]

The unique perspective of telling jokes, so amazing to watch 😅

[@akashkushwaha7284]

13:23 wala joke ek no. Tha😂😂😂😂

[@bhavikapareek7804]

Sir, apke is stiff neck vale meme k famous hone se kuch logo ko badi dikkat uthani pad rhi h. Day before yesterday i got a stiff neck that I couldn't move my face to the right side. And when I went to office with that neck, almost every individual who got to know my problem said to me - ki tum agar pade nhi reh pa rhe ho shi se to office ka Kaam kya khaak shi se karoge😅. I was speechless after hearing this from atleast 20 people in last 2 days. Still I love ur stand up comic! Huge fan!❤

[@shubhambajaj8189]

Someone please take this to Samay Raina! Let's make it happen. xD

[@nazranaazad6167]

10:12 😂 kaaafi badhiya tha 😂

[@basudevmahato4869]

I m addicted to chess and this stand up nailed it. Good work.

[@kaamiKunn]

7:13 se mujhe wapas aakr dekhna hai

[@nihakhan1385]

So relatable ....at 30 feels like 80.each and every word is so true..

[@Deva-li9uw]

At timestamp 09:45 he mentioned that chess se tennis jitni calories burn ho jati hai and audience were shocked but yes it is actually true that playing 2 hours of chess will burn same amount of calories while you play 1 hour tennis. It is also a very fascinating thing about our body that by extreme focus and concentration our brain will burn a lot of calories. But that 2 hours should be like of the world champions not our who get distracted and doesn't think much😅

[@WW-pg1ro]

no

[@Rudra-Raut811]

Mujhe pata nhi ye true he ya nhi he par jab tournaments ke semi finals me tha litrealy pasine aa rahe the full ac room me so it can be true

[@ravi8786]

Shashwat Maheshwari... Just two words for you dude... Hats off ❤️

[@siddharthpandey3783]

Bhai has has ke mar gaya main 😂😂...this is one of the best sets of you Bhai!! And undoubtedly one of the best stand up sets I have seen since a long time!! ♥️♥️

[@rohitrout4453]

12:01 mera ghoda todha sa bahar nikal aaya. 😂😂😂 Ded

[@shubhamkrgu]

😂😂😂😂

[@terminatorgaming0P]

At 12:23 Dharavi ka Tiger Shroff😂🤣

[@choreographervivek4431]

Man ... This was hilarious 🤘 u nailed it bro ... Superbly written 👏👏

[@yashmanyu]

Shashwat is an OG comic now. Funny video

[@namanjain1408]

Mazedaar 😂 One of the best standup bit I have seen in the long time ✨💜

[@harishparida]

As a chess audience I can confirm its really hard sometimes to guess If they made a draw or someone resigned without commentators

[@kumarbabloo6099]

This was one of the best stand up comedy I ever watch

[@rajvirsingh8726]

Now this is real stand up comedy amazing job bro 👍👍👍😂

[@tusharikaahlawat1381]

i was breathless laughing. watched a great standup after ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LostboyK79]

You alive?

[@V3nit]

4:33 Wall: oye, kidhar chla, chal aandhr 😂

[@JyotiYadav-ih6tr]

Too good.... I am watching it at 6 in the morning, couldn't control my laughter 🤪

[@technikalproblem6780]

I am a chess player but still loved this video🤣🤣 Mazedaar toh thi

[@aashishjangam3406]

Still can't get over the punches,, Get this man a show

[@Ankurthakral1990]

man... the set was totally amazing 🤣🤣🤣

[@fun-music-ultra]

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[@architgemini9411]

11:28 only niche 90's kids would get the Gummy Bears reference ❤️

[@nokami-bc7zx]

chuiyo tum logo ne 2000 ke baad tv dekhna chod diya tha kya

[@abhijeetseditingstatus8310]

Fun Fact : He don’t know the rules of chess but he told all the rules about chess 😂

[@kartik_kumbhar1703]

Wow as a chess player relating this is so Funny best comedy on Chess 😄😄😂😂

[@soumildhawan4825]

Another masterpiece by Mr. Maheshwari...too good ..great jokes

[@cosmomind3373]

OMG as chess lover..my stomach is aching Bravo dude.

[@Sarthak__Soni]

I laughed so hard on each joke 😂🤣

[@mrnobodycr]

5:35 bhai kuch logo ke na bs ke bahar hota hai chess...vo sirf bakchodi hi kr shte hai😂 dimag ni chla skte

[@ANITUBER9]

Sahi bola bhai

[@KIRA26082]

9:55 me khush hu.. !!! 😂😂

[@Qammar_GGMU]

As a Chess Player myself, This is by far the best Comedy Routine I have seen regarding Chess ♟️🔥 Hat's Off to Him ❤️🔥

[@Adnxn_]

14:07 favorite drug - morphine

[@nyxsyndrome]

I completed my treadmill workout laughing to this 😂🤣 awesome man !!!

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[@legendaryquotes964]

What is that?

[@raftywate]

I had such a good laugh after so long. Feels like forever. Thank you, man!😇

[@Anurag8687]

Amazing work man. What great comic timing and observation

[@ronnieahm]

So Hilarious!!!!Head over heels in love with you Shashwat

[@dr.trader1480]

One of my Fav. Artist ... Hats off to u Bro

[@ayaanrex2211]

9:25 epic part of video

[@SarasVerse]

Real fun starts from 10:00 😂

[@gopalkrishnayoga]

Amazing amazing amazing loved it, didn't stop laughing for a second, the best stand-up comedy set on KZbin

[@skillerLM10]

this is the best standup comedy i have ever seen in my life had me laughing 95% of the video bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prernarao4080]

Such a clever piece as always! Love these please keep them coming. Your delivery of the whole set was such that it naturally demanded laughs.. PS: It was said in jest in your set, but the spot about babytalk is very true!! It is so unnecessary and kids actually continue thinking and speaking that way

[@nirmalvaid636]

Arre bhai saab...khatarnaak!! Another to another level. You are always level up Shashwat. ♥️ Keep it up man.

[@dkt22190]

After such a long time, I've laughed so much on any stand up video... Just wow!! 👏👏👏

[@aditisharma8659]

Loved this !!! It's the first time i am watching your stand up and that's an amazing experience. Keep it up !!

[@ug1880]

Chess ki G maar di 😂.. One of the funniest videos on you tube ..

[@MisterNarang]

:D epic laugh run after 7:40

[@Angshumorous]

I love chess and this is also too good 😂🔥

[@Akashsingh-us2lp]

Amazing! I am a huge fan of chess but your POV was so apt and funny

[@vinayakkaushik]

Simply, brilliant............ Standing ovation work........... Laughed and laughed........

[@md_0519]

You don't deserve this audience bro. They are not enough for your legendary jokes 💔

[@SiddharthSingh-qz1fj]

This man never disappoints....👏👏 # True comedian...👍👍

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[@Akhilshukla25]

This man never disappoint 😂😂😂

[@shak_sea702]

Every lines were damn hilarious 😂😂

[@sateeshkumaar2009]

Most funny take on Chess.... couldn't stop laughing

[@kamalsinghrautela1454]

Mental Health care Act 2017 read with sec. 309 of IPC has decriminalised attempt to suicide for partially. If person is has committed the act under some severe stress then he cannot be prosecuted, thus, for all practical purposes which usually occurs, attempt to suicide cannot be termed as offence if falls under the ambit of the MHA 2017