Merry Fistmas

[@NA-et7yh]

I can't wait to play this during my annual family gathering. Thank you Tom Party for another family friendly masterpiece!

[@tohru-adachi-true-legit-real]

W pfp

[@spicybeantofu]

Party lol

[@The.Real.Strudl]

Yooo! Let's have a tom party!

[@ayoplo]

woah you changed a single word there… you should start a comedy music channel to delight the whole family

[@GenerallyBananas]

I can't wait to play at my anal family gathering aswell!

[@LunaWitcherArt]

I love when artists get meta and make art based on the struggle of making art, it hits the spot (just like fistmas)

[@GT-tj1qg]

I actually find it slightly tiresome. It's not really relatable beyond the basic component of "struggling". So it's okay, I guess. But I don't really personally relate to the art context

[@maxgoldstein7202]

@@GT-tj1qg fair

[@lw8882]

@@GT-tj1qg I don't think you have to in order to empathise with creators.

[@Marionettetc]

The joke here is a really stupid idea executed really well

[@GlassChopsticks]

Gotta love how despite being sick Tom still chose to sing in a key that's slightly higher than he's used to

[@SeratiTheDood]

I hate that Tom is sick. But also I love the chaotic energy that comes out of his feverish states

[@BIGBASCH]

You never know what to expect from him and I love it. Also get well soon

[@haxney]

Truly, one of the Fistmas songs of all time.

[@pappaOfswe]

Fistmastest* songs of all time

[@SuperGoodMush]

@pappaOfswe woosh

[@sardonicthegremlin]

Tom Cardy seems like the kinda guy to drink milk straight from the carton and then write a 60 second banger about it

[@Creus_]

As a cop who swears he's not a business man, this holiday album really does put a smile on my definitely non-business man face. Thanks, Tommy Hardy!

[@noxamillion4514]

As a robot who does not understand the desire to send d*ck pics, this album makes me feel [JOY] & [ANTICI…PATION]!

[@TheOneTrueDaedelus]

As a businesspolice who swears he's not a manman, my favorite song on the album is the one where he says Fistmas.

[@Blo0pAdoop]

@@TheOneTrueDaedelus I think I just had a stroke reading the first half of that comment-

[@TheOneTrueDaedelus]

@@Blo0pAdoop Happy to help!

[@ambientimpact]

I wish Dwink Beckson would stop shooting me in the tits.

[@mfswagger]

1:12 Bro, I felt that. Feels like your brain is being fryed.

[@venomsnigle44]

I am constantly in awe of your talent and I Love FISTMAS

[@lemonielala3080]

Tom's last fever gave us the masterpiece of the Jurassic Park/World series synopsis, and this fever gave us a whole fistmas album apparently! I hate Tom being sick but I have to admit the man does deliver even while half-dead! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Get well soon, you absolute legend! 😘

[@memealine6322]

the scream of anger at the end really encapsulates the feeling of being sick and unable to think

[@etherial4885]

It wouldn’t be a true Fistmas without Tom’s wonderful singing. Rest up and feel better soon, Tom!

[@joshuamills9277]

Even when you disappoint, you fail to disappoint. I am now eager to celebrate Fistmas. Thank you Tom Cardy. Thank you.

[@bunnycat5552]

I remember having a fever and going into absolute turbo mode, so this and the Jurassic Park video are quite relateable, not in their plot but in their content. Going on insane random tangents and having random ideas while feeling like you might just drop dead. "he can't be stopped, we're trying to stop him"

[@alexandras3596]

Really feeling the fistmas spirit in this song! A wonderful way to bring fistmas joy and cheer to everyone this year!!

[@akamandz]

Tom doing the commercial announcer voice is giving South Park Canadian newscaster vibes, and I'm here for it.

[@863Rosie]

As someone in the middle of flu who hasn't finished fistmas shopping yet two days from the big day, I had covid and norovirus in the last month as well...well I feel the sense of shared delirium across the planet is strangely wholesome. Seasons greetings and may all illnesses kindly fist themselves into oblivion

[@ADHDragons]

Having just had Covid, this hits close to home. Get well, Tom, and keep doing God's work!

[@skroodup]

This has accurately described my past two weeks of also having "the virus". Every day just becomes a fever dream of rage and frustration.

[@goviangame5368]

Michael Buble weeps in shame, for he cannot ever compare to this magnificent album's genius vocal and lyrical genius.

[@Dan-B]

Great, now I have to explain the birds and the knees to my kids

[@CheyenneEntertainmentYT]

I applaud you, man. Having covid AND still creating a masterpiece? You really are a legend. Hope you get well soon!

[@dawidlaszuk]

Genius! You see, normally it's Christmas but Tom has sneakily replaced it with Fistmas. Classic! Nice one, Tom :)

[@41-Haiku]

An album that we _sorely_ need.

[@ThinkMcFlyThink]

Yes, everyone sit down, relax... enjoy

[@JimSamable]

I can't wait to play this at my Christmas party tonight. The fisters are gonna love it

[@Taxero79]

I can't wait until we get 'Not quite almost Fistmas time'.

[@moosetasticbombastic1998]

That final blood vessel exploding and resulting in Tom screaming was on point. Made me audibly laugh. 😂

[@sardonicthegremlin]

Thanks for another song Tom! I hope Santa let Geoffrey off for a longer coffee break this year!

[@lordofgeese6437]

Beautiful, a modern masterpiece! Tom Cardy really has done it again!

[@ProtoMarcus]

On one hand, I hope we'll soon get a FULL ALBUM On the other, please rest, recover and get better! MERRY FISTMAS!!!! ...aaAAAaaah

[@StandingRoom]

Dude, didn't _Big Dumb Idiot_ come out, like, last week?

[@ProtoMarcus]

@@StandingRoom Yes, but Fistmas is this week! Jokes aside, yeah - "soon" is uh, relative... "Within the next decade" is more appropriate

[@MsCatfish4]

I feel this on a spiritual level as I am violently Ill with covid over Fistmas

[@beans4126]

this man deserves absolutely all of the tiny trophies

[@charliepapson]

i swear tom can make anything he sings sound like a masterpiece

[@harrisbartlett6006]

If Tom Cardy came up with this Fistmas song while delirious from Covid, I can only assume he came up with the Human Centipede song while dehydrated and crazed from the Ebola virus.

[@ax8893]

The frustrated scream at the end made my day complete

[@shengwu9077]

perfect pitch, perfect melisma; truly this is peak.

[@brandonfoucault8996]

I want this to be played at every mall, on a loop every fistmas

[@Дмитрий-г9к7п]

Как всегда круто) Том спасибо вам огромное за ваше творчество.

[@littlesunshine9218]

The long awaited sequel to "Fist me this Christmas"!

[@daneernst6048]

This is the best thing I've ever seen in my 28 years of life xD Thank you so much xD

[@torazely]

by far my favorite Fistmas album ever.

[@MoonShinePowder]

Tom, I have to say, your songs are a blast. I'm in a very confusing time in my live because I don't really know what I am and what I'm gonna end up doing for a living and your songs and little musical jokes aways help me to zone out and stop thinking about my problems for a little bit. Thank you so much for being aways such a sunshine in my life.

[@ineffablefallen]

merry fistmas, tom! as someone who too is rather sick, i hope you get better soon- and the scream at the end was perfect

[@DePieks]

Hey! I've got covid too! Twinsies. Anyway. Happy holidays, I'm delirious with fever👍

[@xatlern]

Cue me singing "simply having a wonderful fistmas time" to myself for the next week.

[@rowdybliss]

Get well soon, mate - and thanks for the laugh. I’m a musician, too, and I am so barfed out on holiday music that I’ve been forced to play/sing since OCTOBER… this made me smile. Hang in there, it’ll all be over soon.

[@shanemorris3554]

How did i miss this before Xmas? As a gay man with basic humour, I've been telling people merry Fistmas for a month!

[@AutumnFrore]

So excited for this new holiday album. What a great gift for all your friends and family. Tom is sick and still delivers! (but seriously feel better soon).

[@misterknite]

This delightful bit is genuinely going to make repetitive Christmas music easier to bear for me from now on.

[@eric_the_egggremlin]

damn, get well soon, dude. also I'd listen to that album. I dunno if I'd buy it, but I'd listen.

[@lifeisgoodUF]

Thank you for this holiday gem, a Fistmas classic.

[@Pimpega]

Merry Fistmas Tom! Feel better soon

[@professionalaccount8012]

There's something about being violently ill that really pulls together the Fistmas spirit. I got my holiday cheer and I'm ready to deck some halls! . . . What do you mean "not that type of Fistmas"?

[@thetimelapser1505]

I’ve listened to H.Y.C.Y.B.H. For hours

[@professionalyusukesimp]

Thank you for this certified holiday banger, Tom - truly a Fistmas miracle!

[@Version0111]

I'm into it. I mean it's no Not Quite Almost Fistmas Time, but I just downed 4 cups of coquito so I'd be more than happy to play these songs.

[@dolphabear8754]

I can't wait for his version of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer. Only one word changed. A true genius.

[@lesenfoiresduglobe2800]

your a genius, i discover you 1 week ago you are the peak of humour and musique for me. Love it never stop, your doing so great

[@isa-ii8mx]

As a lez bean, I love Fistmas a lot more than Christmas ;)

[@augusthands9932]

Merry Christmas to Tom and everyone else - this has become as much a tradition as my parents arguing over a well-set roast

[@1zipperheaded1]

This is our new holiday tradition, thank you for enriching our lives. Hope you're feeling better, Tom!

[@menelcrist]

you're without a doubt one my favourit Musician, just because of songs like this, Thank you for makig Music:)

[@Anonymousrando-uz9sn]

Beautiful. Truly an instant holiday classic. Merry fuckin Fistmas everyone!

[@adammckay3299]

I've had "I wanna have sex with your knees" floating around in my head for the past week with no idea where I know it from. And then suddenly it came to me. Thank you, Tom.

[@flick_me6434]

Wonderful as always Tom have a very happy fistmas💚

[@Lozinlimbo]

Tom always writes bangers when he's sick, it's just a known fact.

[@tinyrat275]

Love that the keyboard dressed up for fistmas with the hat

[@aglazeddoughnut5250]

Get well soon Tom, and may God fist us everyone

[@Jellomancy]

I'm not allowed to play "I Saw Mommy Fisting Santa Claus" in the car anymore unfortunately

[@archeye1948]

🤣

[@ceast5273]

The man just murmured a single word and shot, sang, and edited an entire video around it

[@cateye9922]

I feel like I've learned more about Tom Cardy from this 1 min video than I have in my entire life

[@Sleepy_24-7]

This looks like a mix of christmas, a feverdream & despair with covid on top. Never thought this would exist. Like it. Either way, wishing y'all a very nice fistmas

[@dagoonite]

My knees need flowers and a date first.

[@DiabolicalGenius]

I for one am grateful that Tom is sharing his Covid fever dream with us this Fistmas.

[@mrshadow4007]

This is literally every time a random musician makes a Christmas album.

[@Carolina57685]

hoping for a fast recovery! also it would be AMAZING if you ever did a collab with Jacksfilms (since you're both clearly insane)

[@wisokewomzmzowlwdidoskendl]

I'm buying this the second it comes out.

[@Blubblub393]

WHY doesn’t this have more views? You’re a genius Tom.

[@JoviKazanowski]

That scream at the end sounded like he remembered something embarrassing he did

[@samh.3421]

Tom's greatest muses are his fever-dream demons, and I, for one, love that for him

[@alexspain9103]

This is the first video I watched after moving house. Worth it.

[@Buzylizziebee]

Sending love and gentle holidays from Tennessee, USA.

[@jafroninja]

Perfect way to use your healthy self's idea with a sick twist, Nailed the experience of anyone who'se sick this season, hope you get better soon!

[@yasininn76]

As someone who had covid one day before new year's eve and had to cancel all the plans I did with friends and girlfriend, I feel that last desperate scream on a quantum level

[@questionableheathen]

Merry Fistmas and thank you for making me laugh with this absolute masterpiece

[@grizabella2766]

Honestly the best Christmas gift is getting a new upload from Tom. Get better soon mate!

[@theforestofoak]

love how its "kindly, move over a tad" to Mariah Carey, and "fuck you and your family" to Michael Bublé

[@nyxnox2135]

That last scream really epitomizes a headache

[@kilo3989]

1. Get well soon! 2. This is precisely the Christmas vibes I've got this year ngl 🙃

[@LiiiiiiMa]

this bangs harder than any basic christmas tune. get well soon tho tom!!

[@kurpikakurta42]

My Christian family will love this very much!

[@tombocai]

We didn't have enough fistmas musics, I glad tom got us covered now.

[@erinmar13]

It was the scream that got me

[@ThatGuyKabuto]

Feel better Tom, also, Merry Fistmas! 👊

[@emilyld11]

I am convinced that tom cardy is Doctor Sung from TWRP. Change my mind

[@Xaiken]

Fistmas is my favorite holiday! Hope you feel better soon!

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

Man, covid sucks, my condolences and happy holidays king.

[@bigman542]

Christmas cover album but it’s all sexual innuendos

[@halflife_alix]

I'm so sorry you're unwell but so, so glad we got this gold from your pain