MERRY HEY BABE! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 56

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No Presh Network

No Presh Network

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@NoPreshNetwork
@NoPreshNetwork 3 жыл бұрын
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@orionallen7735
@orionallen7735 3 жыл бұрын
Letting you know that daffy ducks last trick comes up pretty quick in the search suggests
@BaconNMegs
@BaconNMegs 3 жыл бұрын
Let’s ask Offset if cash is a bad gift cuz Cardi just gave him 2mill Lolol
@karleyweaver
@karleyweaver 3 жыл бұрын
I stress eat raw carrots yoo
@GoatFarmer706
@GoatFarmer706 3 жыл бұрын
None of the videos you're reacting too played on the actual video , you even say "describe it for the audio listeners " but if you watch it it's just them sitting there reacting to a phantom video
@Foodgigglesandfootie
@Foodgigglesandfootie 2 жыл бұрын
Think you guys need to ease up on the suicide comments, dark man, on multiple hey babe eps. Still ❤ this podcast
@chrisdcomedy
@chrisdcomedy 3 жыл бұрын
YASSSS MERRY HOLIDAYS BABES!!!! SAL IS A FUKIN HOT SANTA!!!
@joshyoung007
@joshyoung007 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy can I get a VIP meet and Greet ticket for Cincy?! We already have tickets!
@thinmuir7334
@thinmuir7334 3 жыл бұрын
not gonna lie i got a chubby, my 1st gay feeling since tom hardy in warrior @chrisdcomedy
@sj205
@sj205 3 жыл бұрын
I'm happy you discovered Stoicism. I think I commented somewhere a while ago that i thought you'd connect with it
@adammarchand1162
@adammarchand1162 3 жыл бұрын
with that hair? thats a lap id like to sit on and i know he knows what im asking for itiswhatitis
@danidan9917
@danidan9917 3 жыл бұрын
@@thinmuir7334 me too...well the girl version. I got a wide on
@gunholder2571
@gunholder2571 3 жыл бұрын
The zoom in on Chris's face when Sal was reading the toothpaste, absolutely killed me lol 😂🤣
@birdette79
@birdette79 2 жыл бұрын
The words, the face and of course Pimp's editing... Uhhmazing 🤣🤣🤣
@panchozilla1
@panchozilla1 3 жыл бұрын
Sal questioning Chrissy about never seeing a full sized carrot had me cry-laughing at work, you guys rock
@jameshiggins3853
@jameshiggins3853 3 жыл бұрын
Tubberware
@Kelly-in7xt
@Kelly-in7xt 3 жыл бұрын
In-possible
@timothyalan34
@timothyalan34 3 жыл бұрын
compile-ation
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind 2 жыл бұрын
It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death" is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia, flu, colds, general sickness. You can also see the light sensitivity, appendicitis in some, numerous tooth problems and gum swelling, laryngitis, etc. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't “catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what causes ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and the corrupt governments will call it a different “scary” word, a different Boogey Man coming to get you.....repeat the same mistakes that never worked from the beginning, re-institute the same restrictions that only made people more traumatized, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law, a removal of all your rights, and you let it happen. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. Welcome to the United States of China.
@simenvesje1883
@simenvesje1883 3 жыл бұрын
Walking over to two girls: -Are you girls from England? -Wales. -Oh, sorry. Are you whales from England?
@ifael1
@ifael1 3 жыл бұрын
The poddy woddy got me celebrating christmas in a different way!
@robertcastaneda6162
@robertcastaneda6162 3 жыл бұрын
A little different with the babes this year! Happy new year gueys
@SuperCoryjames
@SuperCoryjames 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake!
@TheTaylorlyons
@TheTaylorlyons 3 жыл бұрын
RIP History Hyenas best podcast ever made
@jonblack608
@jonblack608 3 жыл бұрын
In a different way
@BirdOfHermes83
@BirdOfHermes83 3 жыл бұрын
That's what she said!
@amayaullrich1962
@amayaullrich1962 3 жыл бұрын
The Tom Brady bit , I found funny and still do, but every time I hear it it actively melts my brain a little more 💀💀
@cperero23
@cperero23 3 жыл бұрын
You'd be remiss if you didn't get your brain melted by the Patrick Mahomes but too tho
@KevinMorris126
@KevinMorris126 3 жыл бұрын
Since you mentioned Tom Brady shoutout the Tampa Bay Buccs babe and you can't forget Patrick Mahome's Kansas City Chiefs what a year they had
@billynester6835
@billynester6835 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Tom Brady, 4months later
@MeganJacquard
@MeganJacquard 3 жыл бұрын
As a child of a parent who actually died from suicide, this pod made me laugh so hard. You can’t be offended by everything even if it effects you otherwise life would be miserable. Thank you for always making me laugh babes
@dudeimgeorge
@dudeimgeorge 2 жыл бұрын
God bless
@amandathompson6964
@amandathompson6964 3 жыл бұрын
Sal laughing like Tickle Me Elmo brings me back to my childhood Christmas.
@adammarchand1162
@adammarchand1162 3 жыл бұрын
Chris' existential holiday crisis during Sal's story time is an undeniable glimpse into my near future.
@wateronfeathers
@wateronfeathers 3 жыл бұрын
When Sal imitated the chimp attack victim’s scream and then said “meaty thigh” I literally could not breathe 😂😂😂
@jamhorne
@jamhorne 3 жыл бұрын
"I will eat a carrot a day for the next year" * butcher box ad read * 😂😂😂😂😂
@Modestlychubbypenguin
@Modestlychubbypenguin 3 жыл бұрын
I miss Sal pinching the pillow corners
@homelesspimp
@homelesspimp 3 жыл бұрын
MIGHT HAVE TO BRING IT BACK
@amandamarie740
@amandamarie740 2 жыл бұрын
@@homelesspimp yassss babe❤ maybe that can be our present this year. Just a room of square pillows, plants, square tables lol my ocd is odd numbers, put a volume on 13 and remove the batteries from the remote and I’m done lol 😂
@obie3351
@obie3351 3 жыл бұрын
The close up shots are super hilarious. I love it. Thanks boys!! Protect HP!
@jamest9990
@jamest9990 3 жыл бұрын
The way Sal's eyes roll back at the Bugs part
@truerambler
@truerambler 3 жыл бұрын
Christmas babes!!! Pimp, you did a great job this year for the fans. Sal thanks for the No Presh network! Chrissy thanks for the chaos 😂
@wolfee17
@wolfee17 2 жыл бұрын
I have watched every episode up to this one and they STILL GET ME with the ending, i listen back to back at work not paying attention to time and i never see it coming. Peak comedy
@carolinearias3223
@carolinearias3223 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy looks so silly in the wig. I only realized how funny it looked as they were watching the videos at the end and he was focusing 😂
@danpavsic2465
@danpavsic2465 3 жыл бұрын
Chris is such a city kid he's never seen a real carrot
@tahlia9261
@tahlia9261 3 жыл бұрын
Sal "how do you watch Christmas movies and look outside and have to put on SPF" Me: sweating through an Australian heatwave while wrapping Christmas presents while my kids watch elf 😂😂 it's torture lemme tell ya I'd love to experience a snowy Christmas ☃️🎄
@nobopsnobozos8530
@nobopsnobozos8530 3 жыл бұрын
Santa sal talking about how he loves giving gift really made me feel something. This year has really been lacking the Xmas cheer
@sarahsaphira2791
@sarahsaphira2791 Жыл бұрын
I cannot remember the last time I have laughed this hard 🥹💛
@basketkaes
@basketkaes 3 жыл бұрын
Love seeing holiday cheers in the mornin', Babe. Shout out Mithras, his birthday is on the 25th.
@maynardtrendle820
@maynardtrendle820 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the shout-out lady! 🌞
@basketkaes
@basketkaes 3 жыл бұрын
@@maynardtrendle820 anytime, Babe!
@jiujitsufighter91
@jiujitsufighter91 3 жыл бұрын
Sol Invictus ☀️
@costanzadeangelis4102
@costanzadeangelis4102 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe that Chris is a dad ahah it must be hilarious to be one of his daughters
@crowevurt
@crowevurt 3 жыл бұрын
pimps edit game was on point hilarious babes
@ChrissyChaosClips
@ChrissyChaosClips 3 жыл бұрын
SHOUT OUT SAL WITH THE TIN FOIL AND MY RAP SKILSS 🙌 MERRY HEY BABE BABES!
@Korczynski
@Korczynski 3 жыл бұрын
All I want for Christmas is for Sal to speak directly into the mic.
@kaithoudek8410
@kaithoudek8410 Жыл бұрын
This comment gives Bad Friends vibes lol😂
@monique1677
@monique1677 3 жыл бұрын
It was the homeless pimp absolutely breaking Sal with Bugs Bunny's name for me hahahah
@twosret2210
@twosret2210 3 жыл бұрын
Love the tinfoil gift wrapping idea 🤣🤣🤣 it's shiny
@macallspringer7953
@macallspringer7953 3 жыл бұрын
Chris saying things wrong is literally my favorite thing
@lilitulee
@lilitulee 3 жыл бұрын
As a freestyle artist I feel that man's pain so deeply lmao
@codykantor
@codykantor 3 жыл бұрын
Not only have I consumed thousands of full sized bugs bunny carrots in my life, I now give my dog the same thing and enjoy one at the same time. It’s a bonding moment.
@mybbyrocky1
@mybbyrocky1 3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas babes, listening to this while starting my Christmas shopping shout out to waiting till the last minute, happy holidays babes 🎄🎁
@alesandralopez5385
@alesandralopez5385 3 жыл бұрын
Shout out procrastination 🗣
@amandawiedmyer1547
@amandawiedmyer1547 3 жыл бұрын
You KNOW a story is gonna be great when Chris starts with “I remember..”😂
@jaybee_.
@jaybee_. 2 жыл бұрын
Everytime you guys do the Tom Brady bit I DIE omfg. When I first started listening I heard it a few times and was like, hmmm, maybe they forgot they already said it. By the fourth or fifth time I finally caught on lmao I'm slow and now I can't stop laughing everytime you guys say it. Shout out Tom Brady. This has been Hey Babe 🤣❤️
@legendofmeesh
@legendofmeesh 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy Contemplations while Sal read the label 😂😂
@cj.9050
@cj.9050 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy: If its above 60° Christmas is cancelled Me watching this from Western Australia where it is going to be 42°C (107°F) on Xmas day tomorrow: 😳😳
@richliving1619
@richliving1619 3 жыл бұрын
Sal and I do the same thing with writing down what people say. I love giving gifts on Christmas
@pennykeys4891
@pennykeys4891 3 жыл бұрын
I have ate carrots like bugs bunny… unfortunately I’m too introverted to be on your podcast. Thank you, sirs. And MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS!
@donnadoes4757
@donnadoes4757 3 жыл бұрын
Big hello from Wales, we'd love to have you Chris and Sally!
@brendyn9901
@brendyn9901 3 жыл бұрын
Yo, I just notice when Sal really gets laughing he sounds like Tickle me Elmo
@blondie2998
@blondie2998 3 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas babes!! Thanks to you two and pimp for putting out consistently entertaining content and for helping me get through the work week!
@bronson7477
@bronson7477 3 жыл бұрын
When did they give up on trying to be a clean podcast cuz hearing sally babe drop the f bomb made my day
@alexdatoss8962
@alexdatoss8962 3 жыл бұрын
Pimp absolutely blowing Sal’s balls off with the Bugs Bunny idea is def. the best part of this episode. 😂🤯🤯
@knowone11111
@knowone11111 3 жыл бұрын
Someone finally did it. Sal read the fine print on the Dr. Broner packaging 😂
@sierrafarrell7073
@sierrafarrell7073 6 ай бұрын
i have listened to every episode all the way through. i am now going through and watching them. i am realizing how much humor i missed out on the first time around. i love you guys sm 🤣😭❤️
@jmlopez1486
@jmlopez1486 3 жыл бұрын
Always great when I can catch the intro melody and sing along with the babes. Merry Christmas fellas!
@nataliatamayo6994
@nataliatamayo6994 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite pod. Probably my fave episode yet.
@thatgirlwithbangs
@thatgirlwithbangs 3 жыл бұрын
Just what I needed before a long shift, love you babes so much!!
@imboofingit8684
@imboofingit8684 3 жыл бұрын
Totally prepared this holiday season to greet every family member with a tremendous "HEY BABE"
@erinsiegel7670
@erinsiegel7670 3 жыл бұрын
Chris’s wig. I’m screaming 😂
@BadTitan1330
@BadTitan1330 3 жыл бұрын
intro is straight FIRE!!!!! LOVE YA BABE!
@RyneMurray23
@RyneMurray23 3 жыл бұрын
I love this intro song so much. " All I want for Hey Babe is you". 🔥🤣😂
@josef2012
@josef2012 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake,Santa's in the FOG!!! YAAASSSSS 🌈💗 🎅
@maddynye
@maddynye 3 жыл бұрын
my dad always hands me a freshly peeled carrot when he’s cutting them in the kitchen but that’s the only acceptable time to accept such a thing
@TheTaradaktyll
@TheTaradaktyll 3 жыл бұрын
Guess it was time for Santa to come out of the Claus-et... 😀
@KoDiEsMiTh09
@KoDiEsMiTh09 3 жыл бұрын
The one match Chris manages to ignite blows him up 😂😂
@amandamarie740
@amandamarie740 2 жыл бұрын
😂 it’s a true Christmas gift that Sal did the ending hey babe 😂 I love rewatching eps lol
@paigecsuth
@paigecsuth 3 жыл бұрын
"Hurrah Ahoy Hi" is my new Live Laugh Love
@kaithoudek8410
@kaithoudek8410 Жыл бұрын
Sal being confused about the bunny and egg connection for Easter 😂
@silverbackdevil
@silverbackdevil 3 жыл бұрын
Easter bunny and eggs were co opted from pagan/Celtic spring equinox celebrations to help spread Christianity and tie in Christ to pagan holidays. Same with Christmas, winter solstice pagan holiday..
@hannah_h_travels
@hannah_h_travels 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best F*ck, Marry, Kill ever! Love yall!
@jadeyxboox
@jadeyxboox 3 жыл бұрын
The UK BEGS for a hey babe tour 🇬🇧🥺🥰
@smitty1281
@smitty1281 3 жыл бұрын
been refreshing this page for the christmas pod! merry christmas babes!!!
@homelesspimp
@homelesspimp 3 жыл бұрын
LETS GOOOOOOOO
@Tabiannax84x
@Tabiannax84x 3 жыл бұрын
My first flight was last May at age 36! From Oregon to Vegas. 🤣
@Sludgedump
@Sludgedump 3 жыл бұрын
Sal really fills out that Santa costume. Hubba hubba
@sjmsmac
@sjmsmac 3 жыл бұрын
Merry xmas to all my fellow babes out there!
@beatsbyens73
@beatsbyens73 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Holidays Babes! Thank you for getting me through this crazy year without completely losing my sanity!!
@jessestreet6794
@jessestreet6794 3 жыл бұрын
Love the show, babes.......babes.
@lourahkneeri0229
@lourahkneeri0229 3 жыл бұрын
Sal asking Chrissy if he's never eaten a carrot gives off real Santa vibes
@023Reaper
@023Reaper 3 жыл бұрын
Sal you better have made that yearly trip to G STAR lol 😂
@sneech101
@sneech101 3 жыл бұрын
52:20 Sal's chimp story had me in laughter tears
@PretENDOgolf
@PretENDOgolf 3 жыл бұрын
This year my favorite gift is no presh, sal, taste buds, and chrissy chaos
@Garblegox
@Garblegox 3 жыл бұрын
The image of fat Santa Claus slashing the Easter bunny's throat because he gets people addicted to sugar is hilarious
@caitlinCATASTROPHYY
@caitlinCATASTROPHYY 3 жыл бұрын
It would be amazing if the babes made it all the way here to Wales! Cymru am byth babes and Nadolig Llawen! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🎄
@specialkate374
@specialkate374 3 жыл бұрын
I am LOVING finding other Welsh babes in the comments! Sut mae cariad! x
@elusion23one41
@elusion23one41 3 жыл бұрын
This really brightened my mood today thanks babes.
@angelinaseaman9582
@angelinaseaman9582 3 жыл бұрын
I eat carrots bugs bunny style lol love it! I used to eat my grandma's carrots all the time and she had to go and buy new bags all the time.
@MrLlamachicken
@MrLlamachicken 3 жыл бұрын
Not only do I eat carrots like bugs bunny, but I spent Christmas by the pool in 95f heat every Aussie Christmas is a hot one.
@mcfeely808
@mcfeely808 3 жыл бұрын
It's kind of the equivalent to setting your child down to watch south park on Saturday mornings.
@shasmith502
@shasmith502 3 жыл бұрын
Pimpy’s laugh is the gift that Keeps on giving
@ChristoHuntington
@ChristoHuntington 3 жыл бұрын
Watching this ep while wrapping presents… the greatest holiday combo!
@simmsFitness
@simmsFitness 3 жыл бұрын
Always love the singing but y'all missed a golden opportunity for we wish you a merry hey babe and a happy hey babe🤣🤟🤟
@codydaigle4354
@codydaigle4354 3 жыл бұрын
Next years Hey Babe Christmas Album is gonna be wild
@Jdizzle0667
@Jdizzle0667 3 жыл бұрын
When I was younger, I would eat carrots whole all the time. And Sal said "skin the carrot and eat it whole", I'm gonna be honest.....I don't think I've ever skinned it first lol
@OBSaxman
@OBSaxman 3 жыл бұрын
Sal's "That's wild Cuz" killed me @34:27
@specialkate374
@specialkate374 3 жыл бұрын
Welsh babe here! LOVED the shout out babes ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Please come and visit Wales - I’ll show you ALL the castles!! Nadolig Llawen!! Xx
@isaiahkaiver1917
@isaiahkaiver1917 3 жыл бұрын
Had to stop myself from dying laughing in my cubicle during Chrissy freestyles
@kyleerosee3
@kyleerosee3 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the babes to post so i can head out run to town fast without my license i like to try blending in with the older crowd during the day shopping 😂 merry christmas happy holidays so so thankful for you guys.. You keep me sane. Well.... You and my meds 😅🎄🎁💛🐾
@dt-hf8vz
@dt-hf8vz 3 жыл бұрын
i would do this with expired tags. only drive around before or after the sun came up
@kyleerosee3
@kyleerosee3 3 жыл бұрын
@@dt-hf8vz yeah sameee. Cause no license means you cant get it legal. So I just drive around with the old people. Thats it. Hahaha
@501sabu501
@501sabu501 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo Dr. Bronner’s is the trippiest product I’ve ever used. But their soaps are amazing
@TECM711
@TECM711 3 жыл бұрын
That freestyle rap had me rolling lol. Nicely done Chrissy Cringle and Santa Vulcano.
@crdoubleis5319
@crdoubleis5319 3 жыл бұрын
Yaaaasssss babessss I needed this today!!! Thank u!!
@b0ssatr0n91
@b0ssatr0n91 2 жыл бұрын
The way crissy looks at the camera when he says "when I heard the word compilation" lol we know crissy, crissy we know
@gfeast4518
@gfeast4518 3 жыл бұрын
My mom has some of that soap and I read it in the shower and was like dafuq
@Xxballin17xX
@Xxballin17xX 3 жыл бұрын
Sals beat box was on point! 🔥🔥
@pleasantvalley85
@pleasantvalley85 3 жыл бұрын
Chris picked the hardest words to rhyme with lmao
@kimt8456
@kimt8456 3 жыл бұрын
I eat raw carrots like bugs bunny frequently, didn't realise it was that crazy 😂🥕
@BobSmith-lu5ug
@BobSmith-lu5ug 3 жыл бұрын
Happy Every Celebrashe everybody🎄🕎🎁
@sxthconcreterose
@sxthconcreterose 3 жыл бұрын
I EAT RAW CARROTS AS A SNACK! 🥕🥕 🤣 its not always, but I definitely will pull out a carrot from my fridge (when I have extra) and happily crunch crunch munch away!
@sheillasmiles
@sheillasmiles 3 жыл бұрын
Same!! It’s a super easy way to get more veggies in my diet.
@thijsfb
@thijsfb 3 жыл бұрын
MERRY CHRISTMAS BABES. I hope one day you guys can come to amsterdam after the endless chain of lockdowns
@amandamarie740
@amandamarie740 2 жыл бұрын
The way Sal talks, his voice… everything is that of an African American elderly man lol 😂 him dressed up as Santa and not being able to see him helps with the illusion for some reason. I work in hospice and in home care and I can tell ya… close your eyes lol 😂 especially when he asks about the carrots and why Bugs bunny is called Bugs. So funny
@ilikebacon860
@ilikebacon860 3 жыл бұрын
Cincinnati!!! See yall there!!!! After-party Sally babe n Chris. Yaaaaasssssssssss!!!
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